R&M Sandwich Bar (No Ham Allowed)

[Taste_My_Scythe]

The Movie wasn't The Guide.

Yeah I know. It was really weird.

[Steerpike]

*reads* Umm...Okay.

That helps. :rolleyes:

It's just a first draft. I can handle constructive criticism. Did you like it or not?

[Lord Abortion]

The Movie wasn't The Guide.
bloody right...

[magicbus]

Yea when I saw the Hitchhiker movie, Marvin reminded me of Alpha 5 a lot.

I also had to prove to my friends that he was named Alpha 5, because they just thought he was Alpha.

Oh, I remember that blue guy, he had like a pointy head. That guy sucked.

[Steerpike]

By the way, Cain, we've got another thread on songs to impress women. They're not picking up on my attempts at subtlety. Remember the last time you posted in a thread like that? I think they need your blunt, but wise council because they sure as hell ain't listenin' to me.

[GaggingOrder]

That helps. :rolleyes:

It's just a first draft. I can handle constructive criticism. Did you like it or not?
Well, I don't read short stories. I'm into novels. Thus denoting, I'm not a huge fan of things with small plots. It was interesting for the short period of time that it took to read it, but I didn't think it said much.

[Cain]

By the way, Cain, we've got another thread on songs to impress women. They're not picking up on my attempts at subtlety. Remember the last time you posted in a thread like that? I think they need your blunt, but wise council because they sure as hell ain't listenin' to me.

I'm on it. ;)

[Illmatic]

Well, the NCAA is asking 30 colleges why they have Native American names/logos/mascots...it's bullcrap. I can see why the Indians logo or the Redskins name needs to be change, but why change the Utah Utes or the Illinois Fighting Illini? The stats are named after those tribes for God's sake!

This blows...we'll probably be the "Illinois Golden Hawks" or the "Illinois Bulldogs" or something stupid and generic. It's like when the Washington Bullets had to change their name to the Wizards.

[Steerpike]

Ha ha! I may have missed out on my chance to be zombie usher at teh Land of the Dead special premiere, but my brother and I still got tickets to the show! Romero and Savini are going to be there and it said in the paper today that Quentin Tarantino is going to make an appearance as well!

This is so awesome!

[GaggingOrder]

Ladies and Gentleman: It's time for lunch.

I'm gonna try one of those Lean Pockets subs. Then I'll ride it off on a bike. I am still downloading Doors songs.

Well, the NCAA is asking 30 colleges why they have Native American names/logos/mascots...it's bullcrap. I can see why the Indians logo or the Redskins name needs to be change, but why change the Utah Utes or the Illinois Fighting Illini? The stats are named after those tribes for God's sake!I thought that movement was pathetic too.

[ArcLite]

Lean Pockets are good. They basically taste no different than regular Hot Pockets. And those fat sub ones with the bread are excellent as well. If anyone has questions about microwave food, come no further than me. I live out of mine.

[Lord Abortion]

steer- lucky bastard

esr- remember a sandwich eaten whilst bikeriding contains no calories

[magicbus]

Ha ha! I may have missed out on my chance to be zombie usher at teh Land of the Dead special premiere, but my brother and I still got tickets to the show! Romero and Savini are going to be there and it said in the paper today that Quentin Tarantino is going to make an appearance as well!

This is so awesome!

I really want to see that movie badly. Have fun, and say hi to Tarantino for me!

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Song to impress women? Where do you guys get this stuff? :rolleyes:

[GaggingOrder]

I like microwave food too much. So does the guitarist in Type O Negative.

[i am the robots]

I like microwave food too much. So does the guitarist in Type O Negative.

OK.... Yeah, Microwave food is quite good though.

[Steerpike]

Song to impress women? Where do you guys get this stuff? :rolleyes:

Whatever it takes to break the ice.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Whatever it takes to break the ice.

I bet you all are way off anyway. Where is that thread? I must check it out. :cool:

[Lord Abortion]

Is that just me or did I see simple plan on scooby doo today?

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Is that just me or did I see simple plan on scooby doo today?

whoa. :amaze:

[Steerpike]

I bet you all are way off anyway. Where is that thread? I must check it out. :cool:

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=354944

At least I made an attempt to make those guys differentiate your average girl who just automatically reasons guitar = sexy with girls who know and appreciate talent when they see it.

[GaggingOrder]

I jammed out a song or two with a girl's dad's bassist. WHile her dad watched and my dad played drums. SHe wasn't impressed. :upset:

[i am the robots]

I jammed out a song or two with a girl's dad's bassist. WHile her dad watched and my dad played drums. SHe wasn't impressed. :upset:

Haha, owned.

All I gotta say, don't trust women, they tell you one thing, and then they're doing the opposite.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=354944

At least I made an attempt to make those guys differentiate your average girl who just automatically reasons guitar = sexy with girls who know and appreciate talent when they see it.

Appreciated.

[Cain]

I bet you all are way off anyway. Where is that thread? I must check it out. :cool:

They are, but don't worry, I pwned them all. :cool:

[Lord Abortion]

whoa. :amaze:
i'm sure it was, they had the name on the drumkit :lol:

[GaggingOrder]

Her dad and some other guy who lived there who was like 22ish liked my rendition of Come Together, and I wasn hardly trying. As for the girl, I tried to impress her for 4 months and suceeded in making her hate me. That was on accident, but after it was irrepairable I had some fun making her hate me more. That sucked.


/girl troubles.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

i'm sure it was, they had the name on the drumkit :lol:

:lol: :lol:

That is so wrong.

[Jom]

Is that just me or did I see simple plan on scooby doo today?

I don't know which episode you're referring to, but I do know that MxPx plays the theme song in the "newer" episodes and the movies.

EDIT:

I'm sure it was, they had the name on the drumkit.

Uh, never mind, then.

[magicbus]

Does anybody play cs 1.6? I just reinstalled it a few days ago and I'm going to play soon.

[Illmatic]

Lucas: Nicely done. I wanted to say something like that but I certainly wouldn't have said it as well. Also, could you upload that version of "All Along The Watchtower"? You've gotten me interested now.

[clearvision]

I play sometimes, extreme boredom.

Too many elitists on there really...

0mg camp0rrr

[i am the robots]

Does anybody play cs 1.6? I just reinstalled it a few days ago and I'm going to play soon.

Get on Source fool, then play on The Allentown/Philadelphia Dust 2 Server

I should be on around 9PM

[Taste_My_Scythe]

They are, but don't worry, I pwned them all. :cool:

You did. :D props.

[Cain]

Lucas: Nicely done. I wanted to say something like that but I certainly wouldn't have said it as well. Also, could you upload that version of "All Along The Watchtower"? You've gotten me interested now.

Head on over to the YSI thread. I'll have it up in four minutes.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Someone's being a jerkoff on the COBHC thread. Who is this guy? Kuurptsenate?

[Cain]

Someone's being a jerkoff on the COBHC thread. Who is this guy? Kuurptsenate?

He's a pretty erratic user. He has his intelligent moments, but he trolls far too much.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

He's a pretty erratic user. He has his intelligent moments, but he trolls far too much.

He got on my bad side already, he started dissing Alexi. That and

"ill double post if i want n00b" :rolleyes:

[Shred Danson]

KITTENS, YOU'RE LETTING ME DOWN, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

(In reference to the new melodeathmetal thread)

[magicbus]

Eleventeen, don't you have to buy Source? Or maybe I'm thinking of CZ. Either way, I don't wanna buy it.

Cain, what version are you uploading?

[GaggingOrder]

Thought I'm reluctant to leave, it's about time I get on the bike and go hunting for adventure.

Guys: Wish me luck.

[Lord Abortion]

hooray
finished my 11 song ysi post- I rule

[Cain]

Eleventeen, don't you have to buy Source? Or maybe I'm thinking of CZ. Either way, I don't wanna buy it.

Cain, what version are you uploading?

Michael Hedges' version. It's pretty good, and for a guitar/composer he's got a decent voice. :) Better than Bob's anyway.

[Illmatic]

Lucas: My computer isn't authorized to play it, probably because you bought it on iTunes.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

hooray
finished my 11 song ysi post- I rule

Yep. Thanks dude. I think you've converted me.

Jom put me on the Update list for the first time today! :thumb: I'm in! :lol:

[Jom]

Lucas: My computer isn't authorized to play it, probably because you bought it on iTunes.

Uhh... then get iTunes? Or another player that he described.

Burn it to CD, and then rip it again. That's how you get rid of the protected file, and then get it to mp3.

This goes to anyone, by the way.

Jom put me on the Update list for the first time today! :thumb: I'm in! :lol:

Fantastic, we have the estrogen version of larsagi now.

[Cain]

Lucas: My computer isn't authorized to play it, probably because you bought it on iTunes.

****. If you'll be willing to wait until later today, I'll burn it to a CD (assuming iTunes will even let me do that) and then reimport it into iTunes. I should be able to change it then, since the file gets rewritten into AIFF format when burned to CD.

[Illmatic]

Uhh... then get iTunes? Or another player that he described.

No, it won't play on my mom's iTunes because it was bought (not burned) on his iTunes.

EDIT: Thanks. I appreciate it, Lucas.

[Cain]

Fantastic, we have the estrogen version of larsagi now.

They just get too excited. It's mildly annoying, but it's not trolling.

And TMS is cool!

[Taste_My_Scythe]

They just get too excited. It's mildly annoying, but it's not trolling.

Thanks. :lol:

[Cain]

Thanks. :lol:

I wasn't aware he was talking about you, actually. He abbreviated your name and put it in lower caps. I got confused since he was quoting from the YSI thread. I thought it was some silly user in that thread. :)

See my ninja edit. I totally didn't know he was talking about you.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I wasn't aware he was talking about you, actually. He abbreviated your name and put it in lower caps. I got confused since he was quoting from the YSI thread. I thought it was some silly user in that thread. :)

:D Ok, well the thanks stays then. ;)

[Lord Abortion]

Fantastic, we have the estrogen version of larsagi now.
:lol:

there can only be one...

[Shred Danson]

Fantastic, we have the estrogen version of larsagi now.

:lol: Harsh. Leah' pretty cool tough.

NP: Opeth- Requiem

[Taste_My_Scythe]

:lol: Harsh. Leah' pretty cool tough.



:wave:
Why thank you. ;)

Did you watch Trashed in Helsinki yet? (Then you'd understand my User title)

[Cain]

:lol:

there can only be one...

If I hope to retain my sanity, there'd better only be one. My brain can't handle so many gratuitious exclamation points and question marks.

[Illmatic]

Big smiley overload ITT.

[i am the robots]

Big smiley overload ITT.
:amaze: :thumb: :p :evil: :upset:

[Lord Abortion]

If I hope to retain my sanity, there'd better only be one. My brain can't handle so many gratuitious exclamation points and question marks.
indeed

Peace of mind, you run away from me
So make me lose my mask of sanity...

[Cain]

Gotta go, folks. Work time.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

indeed

Peace of mind, you run away from me
So make me lose my mask of sanity...

:chug:

Gotta go, folks. Work time.

later.

[i am the robots]

Gotta go, folks. Work time.

peace negro

[Lord Abortion]

Gotta go, folks. Work time.
see you dude

[Taste_My_Scythe]

NP: Medusa and Hemlock - Cradle of Filth

[i am the robots]

Wow, that Melodeath thread is sad... so many noobs... they cannot grasp the concept of "sub-genres"

I said "All Gothenburg is Melodeath, but not all Melodeath is Gothenburg," and Kittens In Microwaves said "Head explodes,"

I mean seriously, it's like the concept of Squares and Rectangles, or Rectangles and Paralellagrams..... agh... density pisses me off.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Wow, that Melodeath thread is sad... so many noobs... they cannot grasp the concept of "sub-genres"


I try not to label music at all. It ends up being annoying. You like what you like and thats it. The only thing I label is myself a metalhead.

[Steerpike]

I get up to get some lunch and miss a bunch of stuff. At least it's not going as quickly as it usually does, or I'd be lagging several pages by now.

I try not to label music at all. It ends up being annoying. You like what you like and thats it. The only thing I label is myself a metalhead.

Well, as an English minor I'm wired to think in terms of genres. Truth be told, subgenres really only exist for nerds like me.

For example, you'd think Horror would be a decent moniker. No need to get further than that right? Wrong, not for us nerds. Not only do we have subgenres, we have sub-sub-genres. Horror begets Gothic Horror, which begets Horror Gothic, Terror Gothic, Female Gothic, and Neo-Gothic.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

And TMS is cool!

:D :naughty:

caught that a little late.



For example, you'd think Horror would be a decent moniker. No need to get further than that right? Wrong, not for us nerds. Not only do we have subgenres, we have sub-sub-genres. Horror begets Gothic Horror, which begets Horror Gothic, Terror Gothic, Female Gothic, and Neo-Gothic.

True. There are always sub-genres.

[Lord Abortion]

Well, as an English minor I'm wired to think in terms of genres. Truth be told, subgenres really only exist for nerds like me.

For example, you'd think Horror would be a decent moniker. No need to get further than that right? Wrong, not for us nerds. Not only do we have subgenres, we have sub-sub-genres. Horror begets Gothic Horror, which begets Horror Gothic, Terror Gothic, Female Gothic, and Neo-Gothic.
I have this curse too


english student :h5:

[GaggingOrder]

Gothic horror begets horror gothic? :confused:

The bike ride was no fun. 4 miles in a half an hour.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

The bike ride was no fun. 4 miles in a half an hour.

:lol:

[Steerpike]

Gothic horror begets horror gothic? :confused:

I'm not kidding. That wasn't a typo. Redundant as it may sound, there is a subgenre of Gothic Horror called Horror Gothic.

[Permanent Solution]

I saw 30 Seconds to Mars last night :cool:

Great show. I had a lot of fun.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I'm not kidding. That wasn't a typo. Redundant as it may sound, there is a subgenre of Gothic Horror called Horror Gothic.

Thats just retarded, though.

[GaggingOrder]

I'm the English nerd.

I have to take a course on pirates next year.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Awesome! Where do I sign up?

[Steerpike]

Thats just retarded, though.

Would you like me to explain the difference between Horror Gothic and Terror Gothic? It can be done in two sentences.

I'm the English nerd.

I have to take a course on pirates next year.

If you bring a Running Wild album into that class, I will respect you forever.

[jpj]

Would you like me to explain the difference between Horror Gothic and Terror Gothic? It can be done in two sentences.
Please do, I'm curious.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I'm listening.

[Steerpike]

Horror Gothic is supposed to teach us to understand evil by giving us very explicit illustrations of pure evil (i.e. Dracula by Bram Stoker). Terror Gothic relies on using tension, suspense, and hiding information to make us fear evil (i.e. The Italian by Ann Radcliffe).

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Got it. Pretty simple once explained.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Got it. Pretty simple once explained.
Yeah, kinda obvious when you think about it

[Permanent Solution]

Indeed...

[GaggingOrder]

Horror Gothic is supposed to teach us to understand evil by giving us very explicit illustrations of pure evil (i.e. Dracula by Bram Stoker). Terror Gothic relies on using tension, suspense, and hiding information to make us fear evil (i.e. The Italian by Ann Radcliffe).
Cool.

And Yes, I would so bring the Running Wild album into the class. That class isnt till January though.

NP - Heaven Shall Burn - Voice Of the Voiceless

[Lord Abortion]

Horror Gothic is supposed to teach us to understand evil by giving us very explicit illustrations of pure evil (i.e. Dracula by Bram Stoker). Terror Gothic relies on using tension, suspense, and hiding information to make us fear evil (i.e. The Italian by Ann Radcliffe).
I kind of knew this...

but not so explicitly

I really need to get a running wild album, could there be some uploads please?

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I'm off. Later guys!

[GaggingOrder]

I'm off. Later guys!
:wave:




This is how it would be

Me: Teacher, I know this guy named, uh, Steerpike, he's into sex, I told him about my class on Pirates and he said to bring this disc.

[Steerpike]

I'm off. Later guys!

See ya!

This is how it would be

Me: Teacher, I know this guy named, uh, Steerpike, he's into sex, I told him about my class on Pirates and he said to bring this disc.

Well, that's pretty accurate, but not terribly specific. I mean, who doesn't like sex?

[GaggingOrder]

See ya!



Well, that's pretty accurate, but not terribly specific. I mean, who doesn't like sex?
*shrugs*

People who have had truamatizing experiences in that area.

[Lord Abortion]

*shrugs*

People who have had truamatizing experiences in that area.
elucidate please?

[GaggingOrder]

elucidate please?
Rape victims. I wasn't in the mood to use those words though.

[Lord Abortion]

Rape victims. I wasn't in the mood to use those words though.
ah... or of phedophilia aswell I suppose

[superpeer]

ah... or of phedophilia aswell I suppose

Nah, it doesn't bother me all that much.






Oh... you mean the girls..

[GaggingOrder]

Steerpike, are you a virgin?

[Steerpike]

Sadly.

[GaggingOrder]

Sadly.
Same here, unfortunately. I'm anti-underaged sex though, probably just because I can't get it.



No I am not offering.

[Faith No Doubt]

One guy in our Film class told this joke to us twice in ten minutes:

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"

"Gang rape"

[Lord Abortion]

Nah, it doesn't bother me all that much.
Oh... you mean the girls..
i shouldn't have loled

but I did...

[GaggingOrder]

It was funny, but I didn't lol.

[YDload]

So you sell those "As Seen On TV" products?

Hell no, these aren't sold in stores or on TV. They just DO what the Miracle Blade and Ginsu knives say they'll do, only it's no lie!

[magicbus]

Well that was fun. Turn's out taking a CS break makes you much better.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Hey there. Eating lunch, thought I'd come back for a little bit. Take a break from writing my story. Saw flamesofbodom's avatar, raaaaad. I actually think I have it....

[Permanent Solution]

Turns out my stamina on drums lasts about 30 mins at full intensity, sucks. I'll go back again probably before work. Maybe even twice :D

[superpeer]

Haha, I love the comments your chief gives you after the mission in SWAT.

"For those officers unaware of this, shooting unarmed citizens is not part of LAPD policy."

""What the hell happened out there? Did you go freaking insane? We're paid to protect people not murder them!"


:).

[Taste_My_Scythe]

eating guacamole chips. and a tomato, swiss cheese and mayo sandwich.

"Come on, whats better than swiss cheese? .......except for booze and Children of Bodom...."

[Lord Abortion]

Haha, I love the comments your chief gives you after the mission in SWAT.

"For those officers unaware of this, shooting unarmed citizens is not part of LAPD policy."

""What the hell happened out there? Did you freaking insane? We're paid to protect people not murder them!"


:).
see you had a good game then?

I'm playing the brilliant streets of rage 2 for my megadrive/genesis emu

[Permanent Solution]

Haha, I love the comments your chief gives you after the mission in SWAT.

"For those officers unaware of this, shooting unarmed citizens is not part of LAPD policy."

""What the hell happened out there? Did you freaking insane? We're paid to protect people not murder them!"

:).
Unless it's translated...it doesn't say that like that...I hope :(

[Six Foot Revolver]

Haha, I love the comments your chief gives you after the mission in SWAT.

"For those officers unaware of this, shooting unarmed citizens is not part of LAPD policy."

""What the hell happened out there? Did you freaking insane? We're paid to protect people not murder them!"


:).
:lol::lol::lol:

I think that I am actually starting to favour your new avatar to the pear

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

:lol::lol::lol:

I think that I am actually starting to favour your new avatar to the pear


Classic album covers > the pear.

[RCA]

Check out me new thread. :thumb:

[Taste_My_Scythe]

*chuckles* freaks. Ciao.

[Bartender]

I know you all hate me and my "please don't spam"-stance, but come on. Posts made up of smilies are even warned against in the general rules.

[Six Foot Revolver]

I know you all hate me and my "please don't spam"-stance, but come on. Posts made up of smilies are even warned against in the general rules.
No I certainley don't hate you or the anti-spam but I don't see any posts made up of smilies

Classic album covers > the pear.
I know it is a death album but which album is it again?

[Permanent Solution]

I know you all hate me and my "please don't spam"-stance, but come on. Posts made up of smilies are even warned against in the general rules.
I don't hate you... :)

I don't know if your post was directed at me at all though...

I try not to spam :(

[Lord Abortion]

No I certainley don't hate you or the anti-spam but I don't see any posts made up of smilies


I know it is a death album but which album is it again?
/adopts Fenriz interview Norwegian accent

"scrimbladygor"

[superpeer]

Unless it's translated...it doesn't say that like that...I hope :(

Shut up, Vince.


Am I the only one who never plays like you're supposed to? I always make up my own games in games, screw missions.

Jake; Scream Bloody Gore

[Lord Abortion]

you need to say it like fenriz and nocturno do

it's the best :lol:

NP- dream theater- space dye vest
(this is one of my favourite DT songs- psychadelic++)

[superpeer]

you need to say it like fenriz and nocturno do

it's the best :lol:

NP- dream theater- space dye vest
(this is one of my favourite DT songs- psychadelic++)

Pfft, don't laugh at them. Before I started with Uni, my English sounded that bad as well.

[Lord Abortion]

I'm not laughing at them I'm laughing with them

They're so brilliant that I wouldn't ever laugh at darkthrone

[GaggingOrder]

Classic album covers > the pear.
Pear my ***. It's a negg.

[Rothmans]

I'm not laughing at them I'm laughing with them

They're so brilliant that I wouldn't ever laugh at darkthrone
Darkthrone is the shizz.

[Lord Abortion]

Darkthrone is the shizz.
indeed

the interviews on the enhanced CD's are very interesting

[Rothmans]

indeed

the interviews on the enhanced CD's are very interesting

I have never seen it but I would love to would it be on any p2p programs?

[Lord Abortion]

I have never seen it but I would love to would it be on any p2p programs?
maybe limewire??

/knows nothing on p2ps

[Six Foot Revolver]

I have never seen it but I would love to would it be on any p2p programs?
You could probably find it on any p2p program.

So about an hour ago I started playing Gunz Online and it is amazing/addictive. Does anyone else play this fantastic online free game?

[Bartender]

I tried to. A friend directed me to it, and after waiting for it to download and then installing it, I kept getting a Busy or Cannot Find message. So I deleted it, re-downloaded and re-installed it, and it didn't work again. So I gave up. I watched the trailer though.

[GaggingOrder]

Guys: I pretty much never download, save a few cuts from the YSI thread every now and then, but yesterday I got the idea of downloading two albums in two days, and now i have the first two Doors albums.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Wow. I download much more than that in 2 days.
That is only because you are a wizard

[Lord Abortion]

That is only because you are a wizard
indeed

magic madey...

[GaggingOrder]

Wow. I download much more than that in 2 days.
56k.


That's all that i have to say on that subject.


PS: 11 minute long songs.

[Six Foot Revolver]

/casts level 10 gayism on MXican.
Psssshhh I was already at level 12 :rolleyes:

[Mr. Squiggles]

Howdy everyone,

I just got back from seeing The Pacifier. I was suprised that it was actually kinda funny. So whats going on?

[Six Foot Revolver]

Howdy everyone,

I just got back from seeing The Pacifier. I was suprised that it was actually kinda funny. So whats going on?
madey is using witchcraft on us

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Nothing much. I just got back and I'm lost. I think I made friends here today. *grin*

[Mr. Squiggles]

madey is using witchcraft on us

Oh ****, now what do we do.

Nothing much. I just got back and I'm lost. I think I made friends here today. *grin*

That wouldn't surprise me, you have been posting like crazy on here today.

[Cain]

Whoa! The Community Thread is graced with two chicks at once!

Although Jom would probably say "madey's not a chick!"

[GaggingOrder]

<--Gets (sexually) excited easily
YEAH!!

The Doors and Strange Days together come out to 1 hour nineteen minutes and 31 seconds, thus, can fit on one CDR.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Oh ****, now what do we do.
/Gets giant microwave

We must burn the witch!

[Mr. Squiggles]

/Gets giant microwave

We must burn the witch!

Then can we make some popcorn?

[Cain]

well ur not either lololol

Knows. :) Sup madey, how are you today?

[Lord Abortion]

Oh ****, now what do we do.
.
it's a KIND of magic...

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Then can we make some popcorn?

I second that. :thumb:

[Mr. Squiggles]

No.

Why not, that sucks. I really wan't some popcorn.

I second that. :thumb:

See, she wants some too.

[Cain]

Why not, that sucks. I really wan't some popcorn.

We'll just slather you in butter and eat you, instead.

[Mr. Squiggles]

We'll just slather you in butter and eat you, instead.

That would not be real fun... for me anyway.

[Cain]

Good. After I get burned and drowned I'm going to a few places to find a job.

This reminds me..

"What else floats in water?"
"Wood?"
"Yes. Precisely. What weighs the same as wood?"
"A DUCK!"
"So....."
"So, if she weighs the same as a duck, she is a witch!"

:lol: Great stuff.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Good. After I get burned and drowned I'm going to a few places to find a job.

This reminds me..

"What else floats in water?"
"Wood?"
"Yes. Precisely. What weighs the same as wood?"
"A DUCK!"
"So....."
"So, if she weighs the same as a duck, she is a witch!"
That is off Monty Python correct?


NP:Faith no More-Caffeine

[Taste_My_Scythe]

That wouldn't surprise me, you have been posting like crazy on here today.

Yep. It's fun. Especially when people like you. Generally anyway.

[Mr. Squiggles]

Yep. It's fun. Especially when people like you. Generally anyway.

Yeah, if people hate your guts it's not as much fun.

[jpj]

That is off Monty Python correct?


NP:Faith no More-Caffeine
Yea, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

/French accent

"I fart in your general direction!"

[Lord Abortion]

That is off Monty Python correct?


NP:Faith no More-Caffeine
holy grail

"she turned me into a newt!"
"a newt?"
"well it got better..."

NP-burzum-han som reiste

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Yeah, if people hate your guts it's not as much fun.

*agrees* I've had that happen before. On a board. It was actually quite fun because you see how long you can last before they ban you. *shrugs*

[Six Foot Revolver]

Holy Grail > Meaning of Life > Life of Brian > The first one

[Lord Abortion]

*agrees* I've had that happen before. On a board. It was actually quite fun because you see how long you can last before they ban you. *shrugs*
indeed, it can be good to while away time...

[Six Foot Revolver]

Yep. It's fun. Especially when people like you. Generally anyway.
I don't really know you but you seem pretty coo' :)

[Rothmans]

Monty pythons is **** I hate him so much.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Monty pythons is **** I hate him so much.
It is more than one person

[Silent Death]

Monty pythons is **** I hate him so much.

How can you say that. He is so funny

[jpj]

Monty pythons is **** I hate him so much.
Monty Python is more than one person, and you suck.

Monty Python > j00

[Taste_My_Scythe]

indeed, it can be good to while away time...

Exactly. The guy on that board that was such a....grrr. He was horrible, and his name was Lord Abortion too. THe first time. He changed it twice after that. lol. It was funny when I saw you on here I kinda freaked out.

[Silent Death]

Wow, my avatar is all screwed up. Is that from the server change?

[Rothmans]

Monty Python is more than one person, and you suck.

Monty Python > j00

No and I know that one of the guys was in faulty towers (good show)

[Lord Abortion]

Wow, my avatar is all screwed up. Is that from the server change?
indeed

post more... ;)

[Six Foot Revolver]

No and I know that one of the guys was in faulty towers (good show)
John Cleese and it was indeed a good show

[Silent Death]

indeed

post more... ;)

Are you telling me to post more? I was a little confused by that

[Lord Abortion]

Are you telling me to post more? I was a little confused by that
yes
you seem cool so it would be good

NP- cradle of filth- Bathory aria

[Endless Obsession]

John Cleese and it was indeed a good show

I have seen it once. The only thing i remember was "The Ministry of Funny Walks". It was pretty funny. I think British people would probobly find it funnier then Americans though.

I have also seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Now that is hilarious. It's a classic.

[Silent Death]

yes
you seem cool so it would be good

NP- cradle of filth- Bathory aria

Yeah thanks, Iv'e just been really busy this last few weeks so I haven't had much time to post. But I should be on here more now because I'm done with school and stuff and I'll have alot more free time.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I don't really know you but you seem pretty coo' :)

hahah. Thanks.

[Lord Abortion]

killer

everyone should watch monty python, it's genius...

[RiceMonster]

Wow, it's been a while since I've posted here. What's up all?

[Silent Death]

killer

everyone should watch monty python, it's genius...

I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's so funny.

[Illmatic]

I think Monty Python is too "British" for me.

But don't mind me. I'm American, so I'm stupid.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I haven't seen it. I always get it confused with The Full Monty...that, I've seen.

[Endless Obsession]

I think Monty Python is too "British" for me.

But don't mind me. I'm American, so I'm stupid.

Okay its time for you to reupload your avatar.

[RiceMonster]

killer

everyone should watch monty python, it's genius...
The Holy Grail rules. Life of Brian is good too.

[Jom]

I know you all hate me and my "please don't spam"-stance, but come on. Posts made up of smilies are even warned against in the general rules.

What? I'm glad that you actually enforce this rule.

I don't see any posts made up of smilies

Because he killed them all, slowpoke.

Although Jom would probably say "madey's not a chick!"

No, the horse gag is getting old.

I would probably call her other stupid names instead for no reason.

[Silent Death]

The Holy Grail rules.

That it dose

[Lord Abortion]

Wow, it's been a while since I've posted here. What's up all?
we are discussing

-monty python

-how cool Leah is...

[Rothmans]

we are discussing

-monty python

-how cool Leah is...

Who is Leah??

[Illmatic]

Okay its time for you to reupload your avatar.

I would, but I have it saved on another computer where the mouse crapped out. Until I get another mouse, the avatar stays messed up.

[Endless Obsession]

I would, but I have it saved on another computer where the mouse crapped out. Until I get another mouse, the avatar stays messed up.

Or you can just find that picture again, or get a new one.

[Illmatic]

Or you can just find that picture again, or get a new one.

I can't "just find it again" because it's something I fixed up in Photoshop, and I'm not getting a new one.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

we are discussing

-monty python

-how cool Leah is...

:rolleyes: and you know my name how?

[Rothmans]

:rolleyes: and you know my name how?

So your Leah.

Whats going on?

[RiceMonster]

I got a new avatar, that metal smilie got boring fast. My "Ban me!" avatar was cool though.

[Mr. Squiggles]

we are discussing

-monty python

-how cool Leah is...

Trust me, she's not that cool.

Edit: I decided to take out the just kidding.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

So your Leah.

Whats going on?

lmfao. Not much.

Trust me, she's not that cool. Just kidding

:lol:

[Lord Abortion]

I got a new avatar, that metal smilie got boring fast. My "Ban me!" avatar was cool though.
BM avatar= better

and I know Leah's name by my own personal magic... :wave:

[Rothmans]

lmfao. Not much.



:lol:


What was so comical about that?

[vocman]

Monty python rules. I laugh my fookin *** off every time I see the 'biggus dickus' part in the life of brian. hilarious

[Mr. Squiggles]

BM avatar= better

and I know Leah's name by my own personal magic... :wave:

Wow Leah, i'd be getting worried if I were you

[RiceMonster]

BM avatar= better
Very true. Black metal avatars > all.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I was laughing about powerchord's comment that I'm "not that cool"

[Mr. Squiggles]

I was laughing about powerchord's comment that I'm "not that cool"

Yeah I'm just a funny guy

[Illmatic]

OK guys, quit it. The fawning is getting annoying now.

[Lord Abortion]

Very true. Black metal avatars > all.
indeed

/is proud of my avatar
/realises that tense is wrong
/shrugs

[Rothmans]

Very true. Black metal avatars > all.

Too tr00

[Riva]

Good morning, my cherubian piglets. How are we all? I had one of the worst sleeps of my life, with probably a world record for tossing and turning, since I managed to roll my sheets up into a little ball next to my left shoulder. Other than that, I still feel pretty melancholic. But then again, I have been eating badly lately, so maybe I just need to balance my humours.

Very true. Black metal avatars > all.

I bet you that the Blood Mage from WCIII listens to Black Metal on his days off. I mean, the guy can set fire to small children from 100 metres away, that has to say something about his gr1mness.

[RiceMonster]

Rothmans, what Darkthrone albums do you have? Curious.

[Lord Abortion]

Good morning, my cherubian piglets. How are we all? I had one of the worst sleeps of my life, with probably a world record for tossing and turning, since I managed to roll my sheets up into a little ball next to my left shoulder. Other than that, I still feel pretty melancholic. But then again, I have been eating badly lately, so maybe I just need to balance my humours.
morning sir...

well it is technically morning over here
I'm staying up a bit more :cool:

[Riva]

Rothmans, what Darkthrone albums do you have? Curious.

/me answers question not directed to me

I currently have A Blaze In The Northern Sky, though I am currently ordering Transilvanian Hunger from the internet, since HMV screwed up my order BIG time.

[Rothmans]

Rothmans, what Darkthrone albums do you have? Curious.


Panzerfaust

Transylvanian Hunger

A blaze in the northern sky

Downloading some more when bandwith isnt so exceeded (by 5 gigabytes)

why?

[Lord Abortion]

I have
soulside journey
under a funeral moon
a blaze in the northern sky
transylvanian hunger
panzerfaust

[RiceMonster]

Panzerfaust

Transylvanian Hunger

A blaze in the northern sky

Downloading some more when bandwith isnt so exceeded (by 5 gigabytes)

why?
Like I said, I was curious, because your avatar is Transilvanian Hunger. I only have A Blaze in the Northern Sky and Transilvanian Huner. I should get Under a Funeral Moon too.

Edit:
/me answers question not directed to me

I currently have A Blaze In The Northern Sky, though I am currently ordering Transilvanian Hunger from the internet, since HMV screwed up my order BIG time.
What did they do?

[Rothmans]

Like I said, I was curious, because your avatar is Transilvanian Hunger. I only have A Blaze in the Northern Sky and Transilvanian Huner. I should get Under a Funeral Moon too.


I will probably dl it thought you were questioning as you say my "gr1mness"

(dont know why)

[vocman]

I have under a funeral moon and sardonic wrath. SW is really worth checking out (under a funeral moon is also good, but everyone knows that, right :))

[Lord Abortion]

I have under a funeral moon and sardonic wrath. SW is really worth checking out (under a funeral moon is also good, but everyone knows that, right :))
i have some of SW on mp3 it seems great- better than other recent albums

[Rothmans]

Well they release like 10 albums a year now cuz they aint got anything better to do.

[vocman]

my parents bought me the album (really nice people, don't you think?). My favourite track is 'sjakk matt Jesu Krist'

[Riva]

What did they do?

They ordered it for me, I slapped down the $10 dollar deposit, and after 5 or 6 weeks, I came back in to ask them where it was, and they checked and said, "Oh, it's been deleted from our stock". :mad:

[RiceMonster]

My parents let me listen to anything I want. My parents are Catholic, and I showed my Dad Slayer's God Hates Us All, and (jokingly) said "can I buy this". He even read the albumtitle and said, "go ahead".

They ordered it for me, I slapped down the $10 dollar deposit, and after 5 or 6 weeks, I came back in to ask them where it was, and they checked and said, "Oh, it's been deleted from our stock". :(
That's pretty lame. Methinks they owe you a free album for screwing up that bad.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

My parents let me listen to anything I want. My parents are Catholic, and I showed my Dad Slayer's God Hates Us All, and (jokingly) said "can I buy this". He even read the albumtitle and said, "go ahead".


Sounds like you've got a good deal there with the rents. Awesome. :thumb:

[RiceMonster]

Sounds like you've got a good deal there with the rents. Awesome. :thumb:
Yep I feel pretty luck :). I think they don't care as long as I don't let the message get to me (be it a negative one).

[Lord Abortion]

Sounds like you've got a good deal there with the rents. Awesome. :thumb:
indeed, I know of a girl (ugly girl) who has a problem with parents and this album

WHY are there NEVER any PRETTY goth girls :upset:

[Riva]

Hehe, my friend was talking loudly and excitedly about Rotting Christ and Necrophagia, whilst my mother sat at the table not 1 metre away. But then again, I'm nearly 19, so she kind of admits I'm mature enough to listen to what I will.

I remember when I was 12, though, and I told her I really liked Iron Maiden and Metallica. Her first response, "No you don't". :upset:

[Illmatic]

indeed, I know of a girl (ugly girl) who has a problem with parents and this album

WHY are there NEVER any PRETTY goth girls :upset:

Because no pretty girl would ever choose to wear that much makeup.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

indeed, I know of a girl (ugly girl) who has a problem with parents and this album

WHY are there NEVER any PRETTY goth girls :upset:]

I'm sorry. :) lol.

I used to have a problem with my parents and buying the music I wanted to. But thats when I was into punk. :lol:

[Riva]

Hehe, don't you hate getting the last two posts of the page, Ray?

Everyone ignores yours in favour of reading the new page.

[Lord Abortion]

Because no pretty girl would ever choose to wear that much makeup.
I know they exist, there are some in the world, just go and see cradle of filth, there are plenty at their shows

I know... ;)

just none round my area

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I seem to have that same problem. I think I've mentioned it either here or in the other thread. Not enough metal dudes. In fact, I only know of one.

[jpj]

Hehe, my friend was talking loudly and excitedly about Rotting Christ and Necrophagia, whilst my mother sat at the table not 1 metre away. But then again, I'm nearly 19, so she kind of admits I'm mature enough to listen to what I will.

I remember when I was 12, though, and I told her I really liked Iron Maiden and Metallica. Her first response, "No you don't". :upset:
My mom seems to have a hard time accepting that I like metal. She was unhappy when I bought Something Wicked This Way Comes instead of a Jethro Tull album.

[Endless Obsession]

Fortunatly my parents dont really care what kind of music i listen to. They pick their issues and stuff like what kind of music i like, the clothes i wear, my hair etc. they dont care about.

[Shred Danson]

I seem to have that same problem. I think I've mentioned it either here or in the other thread. Not enough metal dudes. In fact, I only know of one.

:D

Hey, Riva, do you have AIM by chance?

(And Leah, get on IM :lol: plzkthnx)

I don't know about y'all, but I sure love chicken and 'tater wedges.

[Riva]

I've got tons of metal guys, and a few metal girls in my town. My beautiful girlfriend is a big fan of classic rock, grunge and some metal bands. So I guess I am rather lucky.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

Awesome. I had the problem with everything you mentioned for a LONG time.

[Illmatic]

My mom and stepdad were very lenient when we moved out here. As long as I didn't get any girls pregnant, didn't get arrested, and called them to let them know what I was doing, they didn't care what I did.

Which isn't to say that they are bad parents.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

:D


(And Leah, get on IM :lol: plzkthnx)



Sorry, can't!

[Shred Danson]

Sorry, can't!

Ah, buggers!


Fortunatly my parents dont really care what kind of music i listen to. They pick their issues and stuff like what kind of music i like, the clothes i wear, my hair etc. they dont care about.

Yeah, my parents were very bitchy about my appearance, because they wanted to control everything about me, but they figured they'd just make me shave every day and make me put my hair in a ( :( ) ponytail all the time. Then I moved out here and I can not care about my appearance anymore :lol: .

[Moses]

Hey, when's the last time we did a RMOTM? I think it's about time for a new one.

[Cain]

Hey, when's the last time we did a RMOTM? I think it's about time for a new one.

Agr33d. Vince needs to stop being lazy, or else Jom needs to take more time out of his MX life to take up the slack. :)

[Taste_My_Scythe]

make me put my hair in a ( :( ) ponytail all the time. Then I moved out here and I can not care about my appearance anymore :lol: .

you have long hair? rad.

Hey, when's the last time we did a RMOTM? I think it's about time for a new one.

what's that? (I'm such a noob... :angry: )

[Shred Danson]

Hey, when's the last time we did a RMOTM? I think it's about time for a new one.

What day is it?

[Cain]

I've got tons of metal guys, and a few metal girls in my town. My beautiful girlfriend is a big fan of classic rock, grunge and some metal bands. So I guess I am rather lucky.

My gal loves Nightwish. She's also a classicaly trained singer, whose voice is a little higher than Tarja's but still suited to the kind of music. We joke about being in a Nightwish cover band together.

Unfortunately, my right hand isn't strong enough to play a lot of Emppu's riffs. :upset: But I'm working on that.

[Illmatic]

Ah, buggers!




Yeah, my parents were very bitchy about my appearance, because they wanted to control everything about me, but they figured they'd just make me shave every day and make me put my hair in a ( :( ) ponytail all the time. Then I moved out here and I can not care about my appearance anymore :lol: .

A ponytail! :lol:

I love my nappy hair. Dreads, cornrows, afros...ahhh. Niggas know what to do with their hair :)

[Cain]

you have long hair? rad.



what's that? (I'm such a noob... :angry: )

R+Mer of the Month.

You were nominated Noob of the Month, silly. :p I voted for you.

[RiceMonster]

I've got tons of metal guys, and a few metal girls in my town. My beautiful girlfriend is a big fan of classic rock, grunge and some metal bands. So I guess I am rather lucky.
The only people into metal (other than nu-metal/metalcore) are my group of friends. And it's just me and my closest friend who like black/death.

[Cain]

A ponytail! :lol:

I love my nappy hair. Dreads, cornrows, afros...ahhh. Niggas know what to do with their hair :)

Black people have always been far more hip and stylish than whites. No wonder we steal every pop culture fad under the sun from them. And fear them. ;)

[Endless Obsession]

A ponytail! :lol:

I love my nappy hair. Dreads, cornrows, afros...ahhh. Niggas know what to do with their hair :)

I wanna see what you look like. Post a picture.

[Illmatic]

Black people have always been far more hip and stylish than whites. No wonder we steal every pop culture fad under the sun from them. And fear them. ;)

"The American black man is the most imitated person in the world" -- Paul Mooney

"Watch out, Black America. Whenever you like something enough, white people will take it." -- Paul Mooney

:p

[Shred Danson]

A ponytail! :lol:

I love my nappy hair. Dreads, cornrows, afros...ahhh. Niggas know what to do with their hair :)

Hey, don't hate the playa, hate the REFS.

I imagine myself with a fro. With all the hair I have, that would be the most hardcore white boy 'fro ever. I would smuggle Mexican immigrants with my fro.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

R+Mer of the Month.

You were nominated Noob of the Month, silly. :p I voted for you.

Oh yeah! Forgive me, being rather absentminded today. I know you did... :D
You and Lord Abortion and Trev

[Cain]

"The American black man is the most imitated person in the world" -- Paul Mooney

"Watch out, Black America. Whenever you like something enough, white people will take it." -- Paul Mooney

:p

The truth runs deeper than most people realize.

[Riva]

Everyone, larsagi is back, and posting in the Ask The Mods thread in Site.

I had hair to my shoulders, but I cut it a few weeks ago back to chin level, and now I endure taunts from Chris (cjborton) regularly.

Oh yeah! Forgive me, being rather absentminded today. I know you did... :D
You and Lord Abortion and Trev

I did too! :mad:

[Cain]

Everyone, larsagi is back, and posting in the Ask The Mods thread in Site.

I had hair to my shoulders, but I cut it a few weeks ago back to chin level, and now I endure taunts from Chris (cjborton) regularly.


NAZI U-BOAT CAPTAIN: ALAAAAAAAAARM!

And to the last point, why should Chris be laughing? Doesn't he have an Army buzz cut?

Or is it just because you look bad with chin-length hair? ;)

[Illmatic]

The truth runs deeper than most people realize.

Now that I think about it, it is kinda true.

[Taste_My_Scythe]

I had hair to my shoulders, but I cut it a few weeks ago back to chin level, and now I endure taunts from Chris (cjborton) regularly.



I did too! :mad:

I must've missed that one! Thanks much! :thumb: you rock.

Who is this larsagi person? I've heard nothing but bad things about them.

[Agitator01]

Yes I am back... I have finally got control of my account!

[Moses]

"The American black man is the most imitated person in the world" -- Paul Mooney

"Watch out, Black America. Whenever you like something enough, white people will take it." -- Paul Mooney

:p
/Notices where those quotes came from.

/Notices empty void formerly filled by Chapelle's show.

[Lord Abortion]

Everyone, larsagi is back, and posting in the Ask The Mods thread in Site.

I had hair to my shoulders, but I cut it a few weeks ago back to chin level, and now I endure taunts from Chris (cjborton) regularly.



I did too! :mad:
chris has an army crewcut

so he cannot say anything

:lol:

my hair is about chin level too, at the back however, it's down to the bottom of my neck