R&M Sandwich Bar (No Ham Allowed)

[Endless Obsession]

http://s45.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2EC4F0JJE128A3JGD68ZOSO5S4

One of my friends wrote a rap and asked for a beat. This is what i made. Check it out.

[Illmatic]

Does anyone know DBJ's AIM?

Wish I could help, but I have never come into contact with Big Jim, to be honest.

Why do you want to talk to him?

R. Blythe: Will download later...still kinda weird that you would refer to him as your "black friend". Does it make a difference? It wouldn't change how I feel about the beats.

[Endless Obsession]

R. Blythe: Will download later...still kinda weird that you would refer to him as your "black friend". Does it make a difference? It wouldn't change how I feel about the beats.

Yur right that was pretty ignorant. :upset:

God dam does "Burn it Down" by A7x suck. Well the music is decent, the vocals are a joke though.

[Rasta Rocker]

My friend is burning me an mp3 cd.....those hold a lot, and i wanted it to be an 80s metal mix.....im trying to limit the glam down and keep it on the heavier side....and im drawing blanks here...so if anyone could throw me some great 80s metal songs, id like a lot of tapping solos (and yes, i have eruption already)

thanks!

[Endless Obsession]

My friend is burning me an mp3 cd.....those hold a lot, and i wanted it to be an 80s metal mix.....im trying to limit the glam down and keep it on the heavier side....and im drawing blanks here...so if anyone could throw me some great 80s metal songs, id like a lot of tapping solos (and yes, i have eruption already)

thanks!


One by Metallica has a big tapping solo in it. So does trapped under ice. Try some Megadeth and Slayer too.

[Rasta Rocker]

Yeah i've already got all the metallica, megadeth, slayer, and anthrax songs I want, but I'm just drawing a complete blank. I've got Iron Maiden, Van Halen, Quiet Riot and the scorpions (i know they aren't that "heavy")

whenever i have to think of songs, i can't think of any, but whenever im just sitting around i know all these songs i like... :upset:

[heavy metal kid]

Yeah i've already got all the metallica, megadeth, slayer, and anthrax songs I want, but I'm just drawing a complete blank. I've got Iron Maiden, Van Halen, Quiet Riot and the scorpions (i know they aren't that "heavy")

Kreator, Exodus and a lot of thrash metal bands.

[CemetaryGates9]

Ozzy - Crazy Train. Duh.

[Rasta Rocker]

I have mad house, any other anthrax songs you would suggest?

I'm burnt out on crazy train :eek:

[Illmatic]

Well, you could always use Slayer.

And Living Colour, too!

Actually, don't use Living Colour. I'm the only person who likes them.

[heavy metal kid]

I have mad house, any other anthrax songs you would suggest?

NFL(Elfinikufesin)
Among the living
Got the Time
Indians

[Rasta Rocker]

I like that personality song...what is it again?

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

My friend is burning me an mp3 cd.....those hold a lot, and i wanted it to be an 80s metal mix.....im trying to limit the glam down and keep it on the heavier side....and im drawing blanks here...so if anyone could throw me some great 80s metal songs, id like a lot of tapping solos (and yes, i have eruption already)

thanks!


Do you want extreme metal from the 80's as well?

[ATM]

Well, you could always use Slayer.

And Living Colour, too!

Actually, don't use Living Colour. I'm the only person who likes them.

I think they are pretty cool.

[Rasta Rocker]

Do you want extreme metal from the 80's as well?

Sure, I'm open to all suggestions :thumb:

[heavy metal kid]

I like that personality song...what is it again?

NfL, a jonh belushi tribute

[Rasta Rocker]

NfL, a jonh belushi tribute

I was talking about the Living Colour song, but yeah I put that NFL (Elfinikunefesin) song.....does that elfinka;rlkjgnls have a meaning?

[heavy metal kid]

I was talking about the Living Colour song, but yeah I put that NFL (Elfinikunefesin) song.....does that elfinka;rlkjgnls have a meaning?

as i know, it doesn't.

Have you put some Death in there(the band ,not the genre)
Mercyful fate they have awesome dual guitar solos:
Into the coven
eVIL
curse of the pharaohs
satan's fall
a corpse without soul
nuns have no fun

if you want heavy and fast stuff, try napalm death:
scum
you suffer
divine death
sacrificied
pseudo youth

[Endless Obsession]

I have mad house, any other anthrax songs you would suggest?

I am the law
Caught in a mosh

[ATM]

Maybe put some Testament on there. I think they may be 90's, though.

[Illmatic]

I was talking about the Living Colour song, but yeah I put that NFL (Elfinikunefesin) song.....does that elfinka;rlkjgnls have a meaning?

The Living Colour song in question is "Cult of Personality"

LOOK IN MY EEYYYYES, WHAT DO YA SEE?
A CULT OF PERSONALITY
LIKE MUSSOLINI, AND KENNEDY
I'M THE CULT OF PERSONALITY

[Bartender]

I just got my Summer reading list and I have to read The Picture Of Dorian Gray, which is cool because I intended to read that anyway.

It's an excellent book.


I have to read "the curious incident of the dog in the night-time". Anybody here read it/heard about it?

I've read it. It's pretty good. The story is nothing fantastic, but the style it's written in (from the point of view of a kid with Asperger's syndrome) is a rather original idea, and keeps it interesting.

[CemetaryGates9]

Efilnikufesin is nise fuking life backwards. I thought everyone knew that.


To TEnder: I have Aspergers, so anything I write will be from that point of view. Sorta.

[Endless Obsession]

Efilnikufesin is nise fuking life backwards. I thought everyone knew that.

What ever happened to him. (the mx poster)

[YDload]

Efilnikufesin is nise fuking life backwards. I thought everyone knew that.

Some people are dumb. ANY time you see a suspicious word or phrase that looks like it might have a secret meaning, just spell it backwards!

Also, didn't Anthrax have a song called Dallabnikufesin? (nise fukin ballad?)

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

Sure, I'm open to all suggestions :thumb:


Bathory - A Fine Day To Die
Bathory - Pace Till Death
Morbid Angel - Immortal Rites
Death - Zombie Ritual
Carcass - Reek Of Putrefaction
Carcass - Exhume To Consume

/few off the top of my head

[CemetaryGates9]

What ever happened to him. (the mx poster)
I was just thinking about that. I don't know, but he was cool sometimes.

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/TillFjalls/

I made an Audioscrobbler account, yay!

/starts it off with some kvlt black metalzor n' death metal

[RavenousMetalist87]

Efilnikufesin is nise fuking life backwards. I thought everyone knew that.


:eek: I've been trying to figure that out for so long

Thanks.

[Bartender]

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/TillFjalls/

I made an Audioscrobbler account, yay!

/starts it off with some kvlt black metalzor n' death metal

Aww, a baby 'scrobbler.

Like I say, since the Weekly charts have disappeared, there's no evidence on my page that it's updated since the 28th :(

[Illmatic]

:angry:

I wish I could get a scrobbler.

Oh holy crap I have Windows Media Player! Audioscrobbler here I come.

So, when does it show your recently played tracks?

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

It updates after it hit's the middle of the song.

I don't know about the top artist and top tracks though...

[Illmatic]

I think tracks and artist are done weekly

So anyway: http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/Illmatic811/

ta-da.

[Bartender]

Yeah, recently played tracks should show up when the song's about halfway done, though sometimes it fails to show them. There used to be Top Tracks and Top Artists weekly lists, but they seem to have disappeared. The Top Tracks and Top Artists lists themselves seem to update rather randomly.

[Riva]

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/HeavyRiva/

My 'lil AudioScrobbler.

I christened it with Dragonforce - My Spirit Will Go On.

NP: Dragonforce - My Spirit Will Go On

[Illmatic]

Aw man, me and Riv are total Scrobbler noobs

:fist-to-fist:

[Riva]

Aw man, me and Riv are total Scrobbler noobs

:fist-to-fist:

Scrobbler Noobs Unite! Viva La Revolucon!

Friends

To add someone to your friends list, visit their user page and click the "add to friends" button in the top right.

You have no friends yet.

:(

[Illmatic]

Don't worry man, I got your back.

[Bartender]

/me adds Riva

Meanwhile you can all look at my top artists/tracks as of two weeks or so ago.

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/Eruantien/

[Illmatic]

I added you, too. I also think it's about time they knew our secret :p

[Riva]

29 布袋寅泰 47

Bartender, what kind of funky band is that? :lol:

I added you, too. I also think it's about time they knew our secret :p

I added you as a member of my ninja attack squad, since that seems to be the thing to do... :)

[Illmatic]

Eh, I didn't know what to put for you so I left it blank...I guess it filled in the blanks.

EDIT: Actually, I just suck at the Scrobbler at the moment.

Also, I'm trying to actually write music. Yay me.

[Bartender]

29 布袋寅泰 47

Bartender, what kind of funky band is that? :lol:


It's this Japanese guitar player called Tomayasu Hotei. I've got an album of his and it's pretty good. For some reason Audioscrobbler only recognises his name, despite it being written in English, as ????.

[Riva]

I see. Well, work beckons me to her ugly, petrified bosom. I must depart, but fear not, for I shall return!!!!!


http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/HeavyRiva/

[ArcLite]

Work beckons me to her ugly, petrified bosom

:lol: I will be using that quote.

[Bartender]

Well since he's been kind of mentioned and I've got little else to do, here's some uploads.

Tomayasu Hotei - Battle Without Honour Or Humanity (http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1S1TLAPSR270M3VX7E9KR3HUKS)
Tomayasu Hotei - Katana Groove (http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1L67PCKYIFCPY2SDFVSI4SKPTY)
Tomayasu Hotei - Jingi (http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2PUOMSO7JA2NQ1H9L4M4EI4JJZ)

First three tracks from the album I have.

[Lord Abortion]

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/LordOllie/

J'ai l'audioscrobbler...

[ArcLite]

Hey Ollie, do you post on Jam Session too? I saw another guy there named Ollie, also from the UK (imagine that?). Just wondering if it was you. Good morning by the way :).

[Lord Abortion]

morning chris... I don't post there- must be a different guy...


off to download after my exam, i took an hour or so off school
but have to take in my huge bag full of stuff for the weekend

[ArcLite]

Lucky bastard, have fun at the show. I expect a full report when you return :).

[Lord Abortion]

heh... yeah that's me off to school now, so see you all on monday
actally maybe later if I have time...

NP-bruce dickinson - devil on a hog

[magicbus]

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/magicbus/

I'll add everyone.

[Jom]

What ever happened to him. (the mx poster)

He's been around, he was here yesterday, I think. And yeah, Efilnikufesin spelled backwards is "Nise ****ing life." You can hear it in the song lyrics, particularly the chorus.

EDIT: as for Audioscrobbler, I'll have to wait until I get back to uni. I would download it here, but I can never open up iTunes because my brother is always logged in, and since he's the only one in our house that uses a password, I can't log him off. I mean, I have Ctrl+Alt+Delete'd and then selected "Log off" for his username, but one of these days I'm going to be downloading or running something important and he's going to find out how to do it and then I'll be royally ****ed :(

Plus, even in the off-chance that I can open up iTunes (me restarting the computer or something), whatever he plays will show up on the computer, and that might be a bit scary.

And yeah, I realize I could use WMP or Winamp since he doesn't, but I don't have a lot of my music on this computer.

[Thor]

It's great waking up on a Friday morning at 10 knowing that this is how it's going to be for the next 2.5 months...

[ATM]

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/karmapol1ce/

Add me, dudes.



Plus, even in the off-chance that I can open up iTunes (me restarting the computer or something), whatever he plays will show up on the computer, and that might be a bit scary.

And yeah, I realize I could use WMP or Winamp since he doesn't, but I don't have a lot of my music on this computer.

How old is your brother, and what does he listen too?

[Woodstock]

It's great waking up on a Friday morning at 10 knowing that this is how it's going to be for the next 2.5 months...
Couldn't agree more.

[Shred Danson]

How old is your brother, and what does he listen too?

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

:lol: Good morning or whatever, everyone. Today is the last day I will be on here for a week, I guess, since I'm leaving for Kentucky. Can't wait, road trips bwn.

NP: Black Sabbath- Tomorrow's Dream

[Jom]

How old is your brother, and what does he listen to?

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Heh heh, Ah-nold++

My brother is 12. He listens to the typical pre-teen and early teen music. I just opened up his iPod mini (he bought the 6GB [look: I don't care if the iPod is crappy or trendy or any of that, I really don't, so don't post it in reply]) and found artists like Bowling for Soup, Green Day, Blink-182, etc.

[clearvision]

Ehh antihero, since your here and i didn't want to spam up the YSI thread...

Thanks for the Ill nino stuff, i really liked the samples....i have now got revolution/revalacion...it's pretty cool. I'm just tryin to track down confession...

Cheers... :)

[ATM]

Heh heh, Ah-nold++

My brother is 12. He listens to the typical pre-teen and early teen music. I just opened up his iPod mini (he bought the 6GB [look: I don't care if the iPod is crappy or trendy or any of that, I really don't, so don't post it in reply]) and found artists like Bowling for Soup, Green Day, Blink-182, etc.

You should erase all of that and load a bunch of black/death metal on his iPod.

[Stone Cold Bush]

You should erase all of that and load a bunch of black/death metal on his iPod.
:lol: I should really do this to my sister, who is the same way.

[Shred Danson]

You should erase all of that and load a bunch of black/death metal on his iPod.

That would be perfect. I have to get me an iPod after I move in...

:lol: I just noticed your avatar. It's not ironic in any way, really. (sarcasm)

[Stone Cold Bush]

sup famous black person avatar buddy?

[Shred Danson]

sup famous black person avatar buddy?

Not much, just lookin' for a different avatar.

[ATM]

Just google ICB and make whatever you find your avatar.

http://www.perchosity.com/Pictures/Rollerblading/2002/09-06%20Skate%20To%20The%20Rock/800x600/0083%20-%20Team%20ICB.JPG

Team ICB!

Use that Asian guy in the front row as your avatar.

[Six Foot Revolver]

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/UK_Wildheart/


/is late :(

NP:Black Sabbath - Wheels of Confusion

[Shred Danson]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh my god, that is sweet, I'll have to try that.

But for now, I'm trying to start a puppy avatar war.

[ATM]

Check out the new avatar.

[Shred Danson]

That's hot.

[ATM]

I should have just done his crotch.

I bet all the n00bs in the pit will think that picture is me.

[Shred Danson]

:lol: or they'll think it's me.

[ATM]

He looks kind of like William Hyung. Except much sexier.

[Woodstock]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh my god, that is sweet, I'll have to try that.

But for now, I'm trying to start a puppy avatar war.
You're on.

[Shred Danson]

He looks kind of like William Hyung. Except much sexier.
(Don't mind me, just keepin' this account active)

:lol: Nothing is sexier than William Hung. Maybe William Hung with a tan and a french accent.

(his last name is Hung!)

[Endless Obsession]

I took ATM's idea.

[Shred Danson]

I took ATM's idea.

This could be the beginning of a beautiful thing.

[CemetaryGates9]

My avatars are more intense than you all can handle. My next avatar will blow everyone away. Sort of.

[Arucard]

Wow, my English exam was so good today. I got a 20 mark question where i had to write a review of a CD, Book or Film. I chose Arcturus : The Sham Mirrors, but i think the examiner might think i was taking the mick, as it was very in depth.

[Endless Obsession]

ATM, if you google "arrest this man" you get some funny looking people to come up. You should use one of them.

[Shred Danson]

My avatars are more intense than you all can handle. My next avatar will blow everyone away. Sort of.

:lol: You said "blow".



(Don't mind me, just keepin' this account active)

Nothing is sexier than William Hung. Maybe William Hung with a tan and a french accent.

(his last name is Hung!)

Shut up, prick.

[ATM]

I took ATM's idea.

:lol:

Awesome avatar.

http://coopercerulo.com/Forum/images/arrest_that_man_jpeg.jpg

I should use that.

[Arucard]

OmgZ!! ICB Is TAkinG The PisS ouTA Himneslg!!1

[Woodstock]

This is my actual dog.

[Shred Danson]

It looks like the Asian guy is pulling his pants down to take a dump.

[CemetaryGates9]

:lol: You said "blow".






That was the intention. I was subtely hinting at thar raincheck you gave me yesterday.

[Shred Danson]

That was the intention. I was subtely hinting at thar raincheck you gave me yesterday.

Ah, hint taken.

[ATM]

http://tinypic.com/5v64q1

This is my dog. She is vicious, let me tell you.

[Woodstock]

http://tinypic.com/5v64q1

This is my dog. She is vicious, let me tell you.
Haha, that scared me.

[Arucard]

My avatar wins.

[Shred Danson]

Dude, it's a dog avatar war, not a "dawg" avatar war.

[CemetaryGates9]

Alright, ****heads. All of you doing this dog bullshit, I'm going the other way and it's way too intense for you. I challenge anyone to beat the Pet Sematary cat.

[Endless Obsession]

My avatar wins.

Where did you get Ray's high school picture???


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v685/RustInPuppets/100_1221.jpg

My dog.

[Arucard]

:lol:

I just searched for Joseph Jack (my name, dont say anything about bla bla you have a last name that is a first and last name bla bla bla) and got him.

[Woodstock]

Alright, ****heads. All of you doing this dog bullshit, I'm going the other way and it's way too intense for you. I challenge anyone to beat the Pet Sematary cat.
I first saw that movie when I was 7. I slept with the lights on for 2 months. :lol:

[Shred Danson]

Where did you get Ray's high school picture???

:lol: Oh, that's harsh, man.

[CemetaryGates9]

GEt a feel for the new user title. Yes it's true.

[Shred Danson]

GEt a feel for the new user title. Yes it's true.

Why does everyone besides Ray in this community thread have a sexual obsession with me?

Your gay fantasies will never come true! Joe was just an exception :lol:

[Endless Obsession]

Why does everyone besides Ray in this community thread have a sexual obsession with me?

Your gay fantasies will never come true! Joe was just an exception :lol:


We just cant resist that hot-dog. :thumb:

[Shred Danson]

We just cant resist that hot-dog. :thumb:

I know, y'all love daddy's footlong. But there's only enough mayo for one person, and that person, believe it or not, is a woman.

[Endless Obsession]

I know, y'all love daddy's footlong. But there's only enough mayo for one person, and that person, believe it or not, is a woman.

I was talkin bout the avatar. Thats wierd that you feed dog meat to a woman with mayo on it. :rolleyes:

[Woodstock]

Too much innuendo in one conversation.

[Shred Danson]

I know, I was uh...just...uhh...speaking in code.

[CemetaryGates9]

What about my raincheck, though, ICB?

[Shred Danson]

What about my raincheck, though, ICB?

Que no?

[CemetaryGates9]

Que no?
Jódale.

[Woodstock]

Ihr seid scheisskopfs.

[Otherside]

Sumimasen, watashi no hinhongo wa yokunai desu yo!

...

:upset:

I'm going to leave now...

[Woodstock]

Sumimasen, watashi no hinhongo wa yokunai desu yo!

...

:upset:

I'm going to leave now...
Pfft, what a loser.

[Shred Danson]

Jódale.

¡Usted hijo de una ramera! ¡Haré todo en mi poder de matarle y su gato de Pet Sematary!

[CemetaryGates9]

My friend works at a library.

[Shred Danson]

OK, cool down on the spammage, people.

[Otherside]

Pfft, what a loser.

Shashin onegaishimasu.


In other news, I'm going to universal studios the week after next. 8 hour drives = fun. Not. What is everyone else doing this summer?

[CemetaryGates9]

¡Usted hijo de una ramera! ¡Haré todo en mi poder de matarle y su gato de Pet Sematary!
Jódale, usted puta bastarda. Usted toca mi gato, usted muere.

[Shred Danson]

Universal Studios is teh awesome.

I'm kind of being kicked out of the house (willingly) and as a result, I'm going on a road trip to move in with my grandmother in Kentucky, where I will be free from my way-too-controlling parents.

Jódale, usted puta bastarda. Usted toca mi gato, usted muere.

Su gato no es nada comparado al pene relativamente gigantesco.

[Otherside]

Por favor, hablan ingles. No me gusta espanol en el verano.

[CemetaryGates9]

Los colmillos de mi gato podrían rasgar el pene lejos.

[heavy metal kid]

¡Usted hijo de una ramera! ¡Haré todo en mi poder de matarle y su gato de Pet Sematary!

Usted hijo de ramera!, hare todo en mi poder para matarte y a tu gato de Pet Sematary.(fix'd)

[Shred Danson]

Los colmillos de mi gato podrían rasgar el pene lejos.

Su gato no tiene dientes, para yo lo endrogaron con un dardo tranquilizante y tiraron todos los dientes fuera con un plier.

Por favor, hablan ingles. No me gusta espanol en el verano.

Joda lejos. Esto es un coversation varonil entre dos hombres.

[Otherside]

Joda lejos. Esto es un coversation varonil entre dos hombres.

Viete a la mierda, gringo.

[CemetaryGates9]

Ah, eso es mucho que quiere lo que hice a su mamá para calmarla anoche hacia abajo.

[Shred Danson]

¡Pare enviar spam el hilo de la comunidad, los tirones!

[Otherside]

I hate white people :mad:

[Shred Danson]

I hate white people :mad:

Yeah, we hate you to.

[Otherside]

Yeah, we hate you to.

Racist.

[CemetaryGates9]

Salga la Música para una película chupa.

Leave the music for a movie jacket? That's not the message I intended.

[Shred Danson]

Racist.

:lol:

See, this is how riots get started.

[CemetaryGates9]

ROMPA gas la galleta que jode.

[Shred Danson]

Hey, Cemetary, shut the hell up. I won.

[CemetaryGates9]

On another note, SmarterChild is an emo kid.

DamageJackal3: Ill cut your throat
SmarterChild: Maybe I'll cut my throat too.
DamageJackal3: Ear to ear?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
DamageJackal3: Yeah. Let's cut wrists together.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
DamageJackal3: Down the road or across the street?
SmarterChild: What a question. Who knows?

[Shred Danson]

:lol: "Maybe I'll cut my throat too".

You can't threaten depressed people.

[Woodstock]

On another note, SmarterChild is an emo kid.

DamageJackal3: Ill cut your throat
SmarterChild: Maybe I'll cut my throat too.
DamageJackal3: Ear to ear?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
DamageJackal3: Yeah. Let's cut wrists together.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
DamageJackal3: Down the road or across the street?
SmarterChild: What a question. Who knows?
I pity you

[CemetaryGates9]

Oh come on, woodstock. I've got nothing better to do until people get home.

[Shred Danson]

(insert masturbation joke here)

[superpeer]

Ok, I added all audioscrobblers. :cool:

http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/Superpeer/

Mine, all updated and shiat.


Well, I'm gonna go watch Sin City for the first time, I'm excited.

See y'all laters !

[Woodstock]

(insert masturbation joke here)
^You've got plenty to do, Cemetary.

[CemetaryGates9]

Actually, my Spanish friend told me to try celibacy, and I wanna see how many hours I can possibly go.

[Shred Danson]

Have fun at the movie, Jelle. It's a good one.

Well, I'll talk to y'all sometime in the next week or so. Wish me luck on the trip there!

Goodbye, y'all.

[Otherside]

Have fun at the movie, Jelle. It's a good one.

Well, I'll talk to y'all sometime in the next week or so. Wish me luck on the trip there!

Goodbye, y'all.

As much as I hate you, hope you have a great time.

See you in two weeks.

[CemetaryGates9]

Have fun at the movie, Jelle. It's a good one.

Well, I'll talk to y'all sometime in the next week or so. Wish me luck on the trip there!

Goodbye, y'all.
Así que largo, usted haz de leña jode.

[Shred Danson]

I'll post some pics of the roadtrip after I get home. Digital cameras pizzown.


:wave:

[Arucard]

w00t Joe found a job.

On a side note, its making pizza's.

[Endless Obsession]

w00t Joe found a job.

On a side note, its making pizza's.

I had that job when i was 15. It was great cause my boss was amazing and i worked with a bunch of friends. Stole soo much food too.

[Arucard]

Yah, my mates have applied as well.

[Shred Danson]

Eh, I figure I'll get to 6,000 before I leave.

Joe, good for you. I'm You'll never very proud amount of to anything you.

[Arucard]

:lol:

Common dude, im only just 16.

[munky_magik]

Argh...I actually got a job :(

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

I have had a job...but hey, it's money.

This stupid Audioscrobbler won't take record of my Vintersorg songs...how lame.

[Silenius]

Argh...I actually got a job :(
What job?

[Shred Danson]

What job?

Ask Cemetary :lol:

Ha, today's been a breeze for finals. I have done absolutely

NOTHING!

[munky_magik]

What job?
sales Assistant at JJB (sports store).

[Shred Danson]

:lol:

Common dude, im only just 16.

How much do they pay ya?

EDIT: OMGz Teh 6,000! Now I can go on my road trip knowing I have 6,000 posts! Whoopeez!

[Illmatic]

Writing music is tough when you only have a guitar around. That's just how I feel.

Also, Women Are Crazy Part II:

It's 85 and pretty muggy out (it feels like it's in the 90 range) and when I started complaining (around 1 pm or so) my gf was like, "Are you kidding me? I love this weather! This is California weather, kid!"

Then she ran outside and I (obviously) followed her.

So I have to change my damn shirt and then I'll go.

[Silent Death]

How much do they pay ya?

EDIT: OMGz Teh 6,000! Now I can go on my road trip knowing I have 6,000 posts! Whoopeez!


Allright thats awsome. Have fun on the roadtrip

So whats going on? I'm off to watch a Karate compitition in a few hours. Should be cool.

[Thor]

Allright thats awsome. Have fun on the roadtrip

So whats going on? I'm off to watch a Karate compitition in a few hours. Should be cool.
You should join in and pull some Bruce Lee **** on people. Get it on tape, too.

[Endless Obsession]

You should join in and pull some Bruce Lee **** on people. Get it on tape, too.

Worst idea ever. He would get dominated in a second.

[Thor]

Worst idea ever. He would get dominated in a second.
Exactly. :thumb:

[Silent Death]

You should join in and pull some Bruce Lee **** on people. Get it on tape, too.

Actually this is the first night of the comp. I'm in it tomorrow

Worst idea ever. He would get dominated in a second.

No I wouldn't

[Neurotoxin]

We had a huge storm here yesterday. The field behind my field was flooded 6 feet, and a couple of my friends actually went swimming. At a couple of car dealerships the water was up to the windshield, and a couple of high schools in my area got closed due to flooding. Parts of the roofs of two of our malls collapsed and a tornado hit 10 minutes south of us.

[Thor]

What belt/rank/whatever are you?

[Silent Death]

What belt/rank/whatever are you?

Brown almost black. I do Tae-Kwon-Do

We had a huge storm here yesterday. The field behind my field was flooded 6 feet, and a couple of my friends actually went swimming. At a couple of car dealerships the water was up to the windshield, and a couple of high schools in my area got closed due to flooding. Parts of the roofs of two of our malls collapsed and a tornado hit 10 minutes south of us.

That sucks, cool that schools were closed though. :thumb:

[YDload]

We had a huge storm here yesterday. The field behind my field was flooded 6 feet, and a couple of my friends actually went swimming. At a couple of car dealerships the water was up to the windshield, and a couple of high schools in my area got closed due to flooding. Parts of the roofs of two of our malls collapsed and a tornado hit 10 minutes south of us.

All of the high schools in my area are closed because it's summer vacation you doofus!

[Thor]

YDload, have I ever told you that your avatar kicks ***?

[Neurotoxin]

Yeah, I'm a doofus?

Our summer vacation doesn't come until June 25th.

[jpj]

All of the high schools in my area are closed because it's summer vacation you doofus!
Yea, seriously. I've been out since the 2nd.

Neurotixin=pwned by extra month of school

[Neurotoxin]

When do you start school?

[jpj]

When do you start school?
End of August.

[Mr Benners]

Man... I am so tired. English Language Paper 2 and German Reading and Writing in one day (GCSE). Got home and just collapsed, **** heat. Ah well, I guess the fact that I only have ONE EXAM NEXT WEEK makes up for it :thumb:. And that the rest of those days I can "revise" (read "sunbathe") in my garden listening to Octavarium. God I love this album.

[munky_magik]

And that the rest of those days I can "revise" (read "sunbathe") in my garden listening to Octavarium. God I love this album.
I thought it was kind of crappy.

[jpj]

I thought it was kind of crappy.
You thought wrong. Octavarium pwns.

[munky_magik]

You thought wrong. Octavarium pwns.
It has its moments, but as an album it is overwhelmingly crap for me.

[Endless Obsession]

You thought wrong. Octavarium pwns.

No...no. He DEFINITLY thought right. Octavarium is ****.

[Ibanez Slayer]

YDload, have I ever told you that your avatar kicks ***?
that avatar is the **** man

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

No...no. He DEFINITLY thought right. Octavarium is ****.


Negative, Octavarium > you.

I quite like it, especially the title track.

http://www.drakkar.de/files/haggard_finalvictory.avi

This is also a killer live video off of the Haggard DVD that has inspired me to buy it...

[jpj]

No...no. He DEFINITLY thought right. Octavarium is ****.
NO! Come on the title track, These Walls, Root of all Evil, they're all amazing!

/cries

[Woodstock]

NO! Come on the title track, These Walls, Root of all Evil, they're all amazing!

/cries
Stop trying to fit in.

[superpeer]

Well, that was brilliant. (Sin City)

[RiceMonster]

Negative, Octavarium > you.

I quite like it, especially the title track.
I'm probably going to pick it up this weekend. I'm hoping It's good.

[Neurotoxin]

See, I don't start until the second week of September.

[Endless Obsession]

Has anyone in here read "The Decameron"

See, I don't start until the second week of September.

Yeah thats how it was when i used to live in NY.

[munky_magik]

I'm probably going to pick it up this weekend. I'm hoping It's good.
There are a few downloads of some of the tracks in the YSI thread, if you want to sample it.

[superpeer]

The allmusic review says the new Dream Theater has something that fans of My Chemical Romance would enjoy. :lol:

[munky_magik]

The allmusic review says the new Dream Theater has something that fans of My Chemical Romance would enjoy. :lol:
They were probably just in a bad mood becuase it didn't sound like Weezer.

Out of interest, why are the last few pages (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224562&page=2421&pp=25) of the Yacht Club empty?

[jpj]

Stop trying to fit in.
But I need to boost my self-esteem somehow, dick.

[Everything_and_Nothing_3:15]

^Com'e ti chiami?

[TheDMV]

Mi chiamo Giovanni =) :lol:

[Endless Obsession]

Out of interest, why are the last few pages (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224562&page=2421&pp=25) of the Yacht Club empty?

There were never posts there because if you look back you see Jelle's final post before he closed it.

[munky_magik]

There were never posts there because if you look back you see Jelle's final post before he closed it.
But if there were never posts there why were the extra pages created?

[Endless Obsession]

But if there were never posts there why were the extra pages created?

Good question. That happened in the Metallica thread once before though too. There were like 500 pages and it showed 515 but they were all blank.

[munky_magik]

:eek: Later w/ Jools is on. I haven't seen this for ages.

[Rothmans]

Well, that was brilliant. (Sin City)

Man I loved that film

[Neurotoxin]

Yeah, I liked Sin City a lot. It really captivated me while I was watching it.

[Arucard]

Wow, i am so damn happy. I just went to jam with that funk rock band on drums and :

1 : They are so talented.
2 : They are so cool.
3 : They keyboard player is a prison warden, and he beat a foreign guy with a truncheon today after the guy attacked him.
4 : After the first song they were like 'your in the band.'
5: They thought i did so well that we have a gig this Sunday after only one jam.

:cool:

[Endless Obsession]

Okay, so i found an i-pod lying in the snow this winter. I have been waiting to get a hookup to my computer from someone for months now. Today i got it and went to put my music on it, and the name of it was "John Doe's Ipod" And John Doe is one of my really good friends.

Should i give it back?

[Arucard]

No, just keep it and spit in his face.

[Neurotoxin]

Congratulations man!

[Woodstock]

Okay, so i found an i-pod lying in the snow this winter. I have been waiting to get a hookup to my computer from someone for months now. Today i got it and went to put my music on it, and the name of it was "John Doe's Ipod" And John Doe is one of my really good friends.

Should i give it back?
Pfft, no.

[Arucard]

Well im going to listen to my new faverouite band : Borknagar.

I love you Bobo.

[superpeer]

Yeah, I liked Sin City a lot. It really captivated me while I was watching it.

Yeah, I was either being really impressed or I was laughing at all the mutilation. (Strange sense of humour, I always have awkward moments at the cinema).

[Neurotoxin]

I've had my awkward moments at the cinema as well, that's for sure. Not just because of my strange sense of humour, but also because I'm 6'5" and don't fit ideally in the seats.

[Kurtz]

I've had my awkward moments at the cinema as well, that's for sure. Not just because of my strange sense of humour, but also because I'm 6'5" and don't fit ideally in the seats.
What kind of sense of humor?

I can't stand really tall people at the theaters. No offense to you personally, but it just annoying to have someone's head blocking half of the screen.

[superpeer]

Usually in the cinema, when someone dies and everyone goes "aww :( " or "Oh no :(" or ":upset:", I go "Hahahaah ! :lol:"

Then people think I'm weird. :(

[heavy metal kid]

Usually in the cinema, when someone dies and everyone goes "aww :( " or "Oh no :(" or ":upset:", I go "Hahahaah ! :lol:"

Then people think I'm weird. :(

i usually go ha ha ha.....that's weird

[Bartender]

Glad you liked Sin City. In that general topic area, I need to go out to buy something to eat tomorrow.

Beck was on Jools Holland, which was good.

[Thor]

Usually in the cinema, when someone dies and everyone goes "aww :( " or "Oh no :(" or ":upset:", I go "Hahahaah ! :lol:"

Then people think I'm weird. :(
There was a kid who did that during Star Wars 3. I wanted to smack the **** out of him, but he was with his mom. :rolleyes:

[Illmatic]

Usually in the cinema, when someone dies and everyone goes "aww :( " or "Oh no :(" or ":upset:", I go "Hahahaah ! :lol:"

Then people think I'm weird. :(

Death in movies always depends on context.

Sometimes it is a sad death, sometimes it's a death that makes you nod your head and say, "That's a pretty damn cool death."

I don't laugh at deaths all that much unless they're intended to be funny or if they're really really cheesy.

[magicbus]

I'm installing World of Warcraft right now.

[Thor]

I'm installing World of Warcraft right now.
How much does that game cost?

[magicbus]

How much does that game cost?

50 bucks, and then 15 a month.

[Endless Obsession]

50 bucks, and then 15 a month.

Thats ridiculous. I would never spend that kind of money on a video game.

[Illmatic]

I don't much care for online games, because they are populated by people who spend much, much more time playing them than I do.

I played SOCOM at a friend's house and I was killed like, 10 seconds into the game.

[Endless Obsession]

I don't much care for online games, because they are populated by people who spend much, much more time playing them than I do.

I played SOCOM at a friend's house and I was killed like, 10 seconds into the game.

Same with me and CS. Then they are all like "omggg that nOOb tot11y just got headh0t pwned"

[magicbus]

I used to play CS, I can't stand SOCOM's gameplay, and with my current job, 15 bucks a month is nothing, so I'll enjoy WOW.

[Thor]

50 bucks, and then 15 a month.
I'm not the kind of guy that can lay down 15 bucks a month on a computer game. It's what happens when you don't have a job.

*looks in wanted ads for jobs*

[Illmatic]

Same with me and CS. Then they are all like "omggg that nOOb tot11y just got headh0t pwned"

Yeah I know...my teammates in SOCOM voted me off the team. What a bunch of douchebags. I wish I could practice for six hours a day, fellas, but I just don't have that time on my hands.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Yeah, I was either being really impressed or I was laughing at all the mutilation. (Strange sense of humour, I always have awkward moments at the cinema).

Heh. That reminds me of when I was watching Saw In my cinema. It was pretty sucky. The best part when was this main guy was sitting there with this lady he was having an affair with, and they were both half naked. The guy looks at her with this sympathetic look and says "I can't do this any more." Then, there was this long silence. Some random guy sitting in the theater then yelled "**** HER!!!" It was funny as hell. :p

[Thor]

Heh. That reminds me of when I was watching Saw In my cinema. It was pretty sucky. The best part when was this main guy was sitting there with this lady he was having an affair with, and they were both half naked. The guy looks at her with this sympathetic look and says "I can't do this any more." Then, there was this long silence. Some random guy sitting in the theater then yelled "**** HER!!!" It was funny as hell. :p
If I was in that theater with you, that would have been me. I love making funny comments during movies.

[Endless Obsession]

If I was in that theater with you, that would have been me. I love making funny comments during movies.

But if noone laughs its the worst. U feel like such an idiot.

[Silenius]

Heh. That reminds me of when I was watching Saw In my cinema. It was pretty sucky. The best part when was this main guy was sitting there with this lady he was having an affair with, and they were both half naked. The guy looks at her with this sympathetic look and says "I can't do this any more." Then, there was this long silence. Some random guy sitting in the theater then yelled "**** HER!!!" It was funny as hell. :p
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Illmatic]

While we're talking about the all-time most douchebag-y comments to girls...

My sophomore year in HS we were playing dodgeball in gym. I love dodgeball, it's the most Darwinian sport out there---the strong survive and the weak get pelted with dodgeballs and possibly get hurt.

So we were playing, and someone hums a dodgeball right into some girl's crotch. She goes down and starts rolling on the floor in pain as everyone kind of crowds around.

Then one of my friends pushes through the crowd, points at her, and says, "POW! RIGHT IN THE CATCHER'S MITT!"

Everyone died laughing.

[Cain]

While we're talking about the all-time most douchebag-y comments to girls...

My sophomore year in HS we were playing dodgeball in gym. I love dodgeball, it's the most Darwinian sport out there---the strong survive and the weak get pelted with dodgeballs and possibly get hurt.

So we were playing, and someone hums a dodgeball right into some girl's crotch. She goes down and starts rolling on the floor in pain as everyone kind of crowds around.

Then one of my friends pushes through the crowd, points at her, and says, "POW! RIGHT IN THE CATCHER'S MITT!"

Everyone died laughing.

Like I just did? Man that's funny.

Sup thread. There's a lot of hatred for "Ocean's Twelve" it seems, but I love it and am going to watch it in a few minutes.

[Endless Obsession]

While we're talking about the all-time most douchebag-y comments to girls...

Im kind of an asshole but i dont really care cause its highschool and im not gonna see any of these people anymore in a year.

Once i told a girl her mom was a million times hotter than her and that she should stop trying cause she would never be as hot as her, and if i had a chance id bang her mom right in front of her.

Another time this girl was trying to sell these school spirit rubber bands at my lunch table, and i was like "Get away you fat **** you are ruining my appetite.

Ive done other stuff too i just cant really remember.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

If I was in that theater with you, that would have been me. I love making funny comments during movies.


It was even funnier when everyone finally stopped laughing, this fag(Yes, a real fag) said "God, shut up" <Insert gay hand gesture here>

Funny story about that fag- One day, I was sitting in my chem class, and he was in there. I think we were taking an Ion quiz or something, and his phone started ringing. The ring tone was none other than Kelly Clarkston's "Since You've Been Gone."

:lol: Even my chem teacher had a good laugh.

[Endless Obsession]

:lol: Even my chem teacher had a good laugh.

Once my like 65 year old bio teachers phone starting ringing, and the ringtone was 50-Cent - In the Club. The whole class was cracking up. Shes still a bitch though.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Well, this isn't really an arsey comment, but more of an arsey rumor. Last year, there was this girl who transferred from some christian school to my school, and she was a fairly unsightly girl. Me and my friend started this rumor that she had balls. It was more of a joke than a rumor, because, I mean..wtf she couldn't have balls! But anyways, we would just say lots of things about it. Like in dodgeball, we would say stuff like 'AIM LOW, YOU'LL MAKE HER CRY.' She got flashed by this guy last year, and I guess she started crying or something when he did it, and someone asked me 'why did she cry?' I responded with "He had a bigger pair than her."

/goes to hell

[ArcLite]

Well, this isn't really an arsey comment, but more of an arsey rumor. Last year, there was this girl who transferred from some christian school to my school, and she was a fairly unsightly girl. Me and my friend started this rumor that she had balls. It was more of a joke than a rumor, because, I mean..wtf she couldn't have balls! But anyways, we would just say lots of things about it. Like in dodgeball, we would say stuff like 'AIM LOW, YOU'LL MAKE HER CRY.' She got flashed by this guy last year, and I guess she started crying or something when he did it, and someone asked me 'why did she cry?' I responded with "He had a bigger pair than her."

/goes to hell

:lol: What an asshole.

[Dancin' Man]

Hi thread. Wrote a song with band mate today. Came home. Watched Team America. Fell asleep. Got online. Saw this. Thought about terrible things I've done to others. Realizes mine aren't funny, just terrible. Goes to bed guilty.

I lied. I have one good one.

I was at some part with a bunch of people I really didn't like. We were all standing around in a circle and this really defensive gay kid was standing there across the circle. When there was a strange silence (for I forget why), I commented that "Martin, when you stand like that, you look like a faggot."

[YDload]

Hi thread. Wrote a song with band mate today. Came home. Watched Team America. Fell asleep. Got online. Saw this. Thought about terrible things I've done to others. Realizes mine aren't funny, just terrible. Goes to bed guilty.

I lied. I have one good one.

I was at some part with a bunch of people I really didn't like. We were all standing around in a circle and this really defensive gay kid was standing there across the circle. When there was a strange silence (for I forget why), I commented that "Martin, when you stand like that, you look like a faggot."

Hey aren't you supposed to be voting for Sean Malone right about now?

EDIT: That was quick.

[Dancin' Man]

Ha. First vote.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Hi thread. Wrote a song with band mate today. Came home. Watched Team America. Fell asleep. Got online. Saw this. Thought about terrible things I've done to others. Realizes mine aren't funny, just terrible. Goes to bed guilty.

I lied. I have one good one.

I was at some part with a bunch of people I really didn't like. We were all standing around in a circle and this really defensive gay kid was standing there across the circle. When there was a strange silence (for I forget why), I commented that "Martin, when you stand like that, you look like a faggot."


:p I have one about silences.

I was at this hangout party at one of my girly friend's houses and there was this silence. Then someone said "you know what they say, every seven minutes, there's a silence in the conversation."

Me-"No. only when you're here. dick."

Man. I must be the crowning asshole of all time. :p

EDIT: Malone vote as well.

[lunch998]

So I decided today that this summer is going to be my "Summer of love". Love probably as in the drugs, but hopefully women too.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

refl. Bash owns.

[Jom]

I just saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Sooooooo many double entendres. Pretty funny. Recommended.

I needed a laugh since I have to go back into surgery tomorrow :(

Go see it.

I'm still on drugs :(

I hate taking six pills a day.

/waits for someone to fix my post with "I'm still on drugs :)" and "I hate taking sex pills a day."

LOLOCEROS.

Come on, you know Yogi or Jelle would do something like that.

[Permanent Solution]

Why are you surgerizing?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

What are you having surgery for, Jom?

I've been absent from this thread for ages. :p

:eek: It's Vince! Where've you been as of late?

[Permanent Solution]

Eh, home...working. Summer is over glamourized.

[Dancin' Man]

Eh, home...working. Summer is over glamourized.

As is English-English spelling when you're an American. :p

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum = best ever. Downloads in the forced listening thread.

[Permanent Solution]

As is English-English spelling when you're an American. :p

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum = best ever. Downloads in the forced listening thread.
The fact that I'm spelling correctly still is testament to...something

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

What kinda stuff is it Dancin' Man?

I'll check it out tomorrow. It's rather late here, and I'll be going shortly. :D

[Dancin' Man]

just wierd. Imagine a Patton avant-garde metal band minus Patton but with an equally good vocalist.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

It's 11:00, sissy.

Even though I'm going soon.

/hypocrite.

For those of us who have to work at 5:30, it's a tad late. :angry:

Hehe

[Otherside]

It's 11:00, sissy.

Even though I'm going soon.

/hypocrite.

11:00? Where? It's 2:00 here :\

[Bartender]

Well there's three hours difference between the coasts.

[Otherside]

Well there's three hours difference between the coasts.

2, 1, and 12?

[CemetaryGates9]

1 AM here. Yay.

Hello all.

[Bartender]

2, 1, and 12?

What? :-/

[CemetaryGates9]

Weekends suck. I get to go to the library tommorow though. And I go on vacation. Excitement.

[Otherside]

What? :-/

Three time zones, western|central| eastern.
12:00 | 1:00 | 2:00

Am I going insane?

[Bartender]

Three time zones, western|central| eastern.
12:00 | 1:00 | 2:00

Am I going insane?

I thought, for example, if it was 9pm eastern, then it's 8pm central, and 6pm.

EDIT: madey's sorted us out, I think.

[CemetaryGates9]

4 times in America.

[Otherside]

There are 4 time zones you guys.

Pacific, Mountain, Central, Eastern.

It's too late, I am stupid.

Ignore me, I'm going to bed.