R&M Sandwich Bar (No Ham Allowed)

[Six Foot Revolver]

Ouch, did you not read the rules before you started posting?
Nope, I was a terrible n00b :upset:. Which was one of the main reasons I made a new account :)

[Shred Danson]

You think you were bad, I started a greatest band of all time competition* :(.







*This competition included Jet :upset::upset::upset:

Try me, bitch.

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=291950

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=289930

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=278512 (could've gone far.)

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=274370

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=254456 ("band"?!)

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242124

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=250782 ( :lol: )

[Shred Danson]

I post all my threads in the Sports forum, where I'm less likely to look like a fool.

Because all black people know everything about sports.

Stereotype++

Dude, Dallas is getting whooped by Houston, you think they'll get swept?

[Illmatic]

I thought Dallas would run away with this series but Houston turned the tables.

Ordinarily I'd think that Dallas could steal one or two because of T-Mac's lack of a killer instinct (see: his Orlando team blowing a 3-1 lead against Detroit two years ago) but that is clearly not the case anymore.

I also think the Pacers may well end up beating the Celtics, because Doc Rivers might be the worst coach in the playoffs.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Try me, bitch.

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=291950

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=289930

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=278512 (could've gone far.)

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=274370

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=254456 ("band"?!)

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242124

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=250782 ( :lol: )

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237198
/Wins
/Does dance

[heavy metal kid]

I just read that thread. and it's hilarious. Why are you such a bad speller?


'cause i never take serious grammar and spelling in school, i was more like maths and physics.

also i was a stupid bully.

[Shred Danson]

The Lakers are going to win it all ,though.

( :( )

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237198
/Wins
/Does dance


Bite me. I won.

[Illmatic]

At this point I'd rather be a Clippers fan than a Lakers fan, because the Clippers feasibly have some kind of future.

[ATM]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=302937

This is probably the worst that I've ever done.

I could do 3,000 in a week with my eyes closed.

[Six Foot Revolver]

:lol: I can't be bothered to read the thread so did you ever reach your goal of 3,000 posts in a week. I will probably try it sometime :)

[Shred Danson]

:lol: I can't be bothered to read the thread so did you ever reach your goal of 3,000 posts in a week. I will probably try it sometime :)

Nope. I got banned.

[heavy metal kid]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=302937

This is probably the worst that I've ever done.

I could do 3,000 in a week with my eyes closed.

it's an interesting thread, how come is your worst.

[Shred Danson]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=302937

This is probably the worst that I've ever done.

I could do 3,000 in a week with my eyes closed.

:lol: That's so hot.

And I bet you can. Show-off.

[Illmatic]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=302937

This is probably the worst that I've ever done.

I could do 3,000 in a week with my eyes closed.

Symphony_X derailed your thread with the second post in the whole thing...that's The Pit for you.

[Shred Danson]

The Pit's one big happy family.

:D

[Permanent Solution]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=302937

This is probably the worst that I've ever done.

I could do 3,000 in a week with my eyes closed.
You're terrible at making pit threads sir. :smoke:

Don't do that. You post enough already /doesn't want to be overtaken :(

[lunch998]

I say we put him up to it and bet on it.

Nothing like gambling.

[Joe]

so i've got my first real gig on friday. is there anything special i should be doing? like some practice? :lol:

[Distant Echoes]

/saves thread

Whatsup thread? Is it always this empty around now?

[lunch998]

/saves thread

Whatsup thread? Is it always this empty around now?

It's not so much empty as people no longer post here when they don't have anything useful to say. There's been a crack down on the spam in this thread.

To make this useful I'm just going to complain about taking AP Exams next week, which I haven't started studying for.

AP=Adavanced Placement classes, which means hard. I have AP U.S. History and AP Statistics.

[magicbus]

I'm not taking any AP tests. I was in AP Calc, but I quit at the semester cause I can't stand math. Good luck with yours though.

[lunch998]

I'm not taking any AP tests. I was in AP Calc, but I quit at the semester cause I can't stand math. Good luck with yours though.

Thanks. Next year I'm taking 4 or 5 APs, including Calc. Thats not going to be cool.

[Eitri Is Berserk]

It's not so much empty as people no longer post here when they don't have anything useful to say. There's been a crack down on the spam in this thread.

To make this useful I'm just going to complain about taking AP Exams next week, which I haven't started studying for.

AP=Adavanced Placement classes, which means hard. I have AP U.S. History and AP Statistics.

AP, ouch. How are all of you doing? I've been alright, except for findout out the girl I thought that liked me has a boyfriend. I hate being wrong..

[Distant Echoes]

Eh, loves a bitch.

I used to be smart, until i switched schools. Though i almost got into Honors History and Math next year, until i heard their was more bookwork involved. I frikkin hate reading

[Josh]

i do A/S* level maths, physics and geography, and next year i will do A/S level and A level french, A level** geography and A level physics - DROPPING MATHS!!! i just stand it any more, its just useless formulas etc etc.

*Advance subsidiary level :confused:
**advanced level

/stupid English system.

[Eitri Is Berserk]

I'm not in any honors classes, myself. Next year I'm supposed to be in an advanced Engilsh class, but otherwise I wouldn't concider going into another. I don't do all of my work as it is, I don't need more work to not do..

[Josh]

thats the other thing with dropping maths at the end of this year, it means i get less work and i'll be able to work harder on my other subjects.

[Distant Echoes]

The only subject i hate to the bottom of my heart is spanish. It ruined my year this year. It wouldnt be so bad if we didnt have that old witch teacher we do now. She actually kicked my older sister out of her class within 2 months when she took it (a few years ago).

[Mazeppa]

I'm still on my GCSEs :-/

[Eitri Is Berserk]

I don't hate any of my classes except math. I've always hated math. My favorite class is probably art, or metals I. How about you?

[Distant Echoes]

I hate math too, but i find it very easy. Its just impossible to make math class anything rationally close to interesting

[lunch998]

I'm actually in AP Art, and it's definitely worse than regular art. Art used to be fun, but now we have a project due every week. Not so fun.

Right now I'm not really taking any easy/fun classes. Newspaper(yes I write for the Newspaper) is alright, we don't do anything for like 3 weeks then we write an article and go back to doing nothing.

[Josh]

I'm still on my GCSEs :-/
trust me, they might seem awful at the time, but when you're in 6th form you just wonder why you got so worked up about them :lol:
NP: judas priest - all guns blazing

[Eitri Is Berserk]

I'm actually in AP Art, and it's definitely worse than regular art. Art used to be fun, but now we have a project due every week. Not so fun.

Right now I'm not really taking any easy/fun classes. Newspaper(yes I write for the Newspaper) is alright, we don't do anything for like 3 weeks then we write an article and go back to doing nothing.

Don't have AP art here. There are four different levels, though, art IV being the highest. I'm in art I because I'm a freshmen, but you could say I get art II privledges, because I've proved myself. For instance, the whole class, except 3 others and myself, are working on one project, while the four of us are allowed to do a project of our choice. I chose a painting, because I love painting.

[Distant Echoes]

I like writing, but suck at english because of those frikkin scientific forms they got it down to. I dont have a problem with grammatics, thesis statements, attention grabbers and all the other stuff, but i dont think it should be strictly graded for those. Why cant your own writing be unique?

[lunch998]

Don't have AP art here. There are four different levels, though, art IV being the highest. I'm in art I because I'm a freshmen, but you could say I get art II privledges, because I've proved myself. For instance, the whole class, except 3 others and myself, are working on one project, while the four of us are allowed to do a project of our choice. I chose a painting, because I love painting.

I've been in that situation throughout my art career at my school. My school has Painting & Drawing I,II, etc...

I was in I and II freshman year, then I took III first semester sophomore year, and second semester I took independent study, which basically means I can do projects I choose to, as long as I do something.

So now I take AP Art which is ok, but with a project due every week it seems like I never get the time to develope anything great, just a bunch of decent things.

[Eitri Is Berserk]

I've been in that situation throughout my art career at my school. My school has Painting & Drawing I,II, etc...

I was in I and II freshman year, then I took III first semester sophomore year, and second semester I took independent study, which basically means I can do projects I choose to, as long as I do something.

So now I take AP Art which is ok, but with a project due every week it seems like I never get the time to develope anything great, just a bunch of decent things.

I couldn't do a project weekly. Luckily, when I go on to higher level art classes, I think its 4 projects per 9 weeks. I hope to go to art IV, but I doubt my ability.

[Mazeppa]

Personally, I can't stand doing art. Unfortunately, it's compulsory at my school, sucks big time.

[Arucard]

I saw The Animatrix again today. Has anyone else seen The Second Reneisance Pt.2? Its so **** scary.

[Josh]

i dropped art before starting GCSE courses :)

[Eitri Is Berserk]

I like writing, but suck at english because of those frikkin scientific forms they got it down to. I dont have a problem with grammatics, thesis statements, attention grabbers and all the other stuff, but i dont think it should be strictly graded for those. Why cant your own writing be unique?

The trick is to make it unique while remaining in the guidelines. What I can't stand is when they give writing prompts which are very limiting on creativity. What makes it worse is the prompts are usually very stupid. For example, 'Write about a time you were anxious..' or something. Those make me want to stab someone.

[alcoholocaust]

Wow. I haven't posted in a while, been having fun with my new myspace.com account.

[Arucard]

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=9740001&Mytoken=20050427133543

Can you link it? Thats mine, im so scene because i have Arsis as my music.

[Josh]

The trick is to make it unique while remaining in the guidelines. What I can't stand is when they give writing prompts which are very limiting on creativity. What makes it worse is the prompts are usually very stupid. For example, 'Write about a time you were anxious..' or something. Those make me want to stab someone.
i fell asleep in my english mock, got woken up by the teacher and told him to bugger off, before going back to sleep. not a good idea.

[Mazeppa]

i dropped art before starting GCSE courses :)
Lucky.

NP:Symphony X-Sea Of Lies

[Arucard]

Am i on everyones block list or something?

[Six Foot Revolver]

I looked at your my space Joe :)

[Josh]

Am i on everyones block list or something?
no, you're not...i have an msn myspace thing but can't be bothered to link it.

[Arucard]

I looked at your my space Joe :)

I spent to long on it, as you can see. But hot girls always add me.

[Eitri Is Berserk]

i fell asleep in my english mock, got woken up by the teacher and told him to bugger off, before going back to sleep. not a good idea.

No, I'd think not. I'm not rude to my teachers, I just don't pay attention sometimes. I think all of my teachers like me, though I don't care for my gym/study hall teacher. He's just kinda.. annoying.

[Josh]

i probably wouldn't have said it any other time, just as i was half asleep i wasn't really thinking very well. at least he wasn't actually my class teacher, just one of the other teachers who was invigilating the exam.

[Cain]

Good afternoon, all. I've been working harder than a slave the past few days, but I'm done with one of two conference papers and my short story on which my Fiction class' final grade depends. Now I have two weeks to spread out the other one. :thumb:

[Joe]

Thanks. Next year I'm taking 4 or 5 APs, including Calc. Thats not going to be cool.

that's incredible. i'm only taking one

[GurS]

GOOD EVENING ALL

(critmysongplzkthnkxbi http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=334291)

[Otherside]

I'm taking AP Enlgish and History, Honors Comp Engineering and Math, and a regular Science next year. Not gonna be fun :\

[magicbus]

You guys are hardcore with the AP stuff. It'll pay off when you're done though :thumb:

As for me, I just woke up from a wonderful nap.

[Joe]

yea let's see... next year i'm taking AP World History and then Senior Year i'm taking AP Music Theory, AP Physics, AP Calc and maybe another one

[GurS]

GOOD EVENING ALL

(critmysongplzkthnkxbi http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=334291)

*cough*

I love being ignored :upset:

[Otherside]

You guys are hardcore with the AP stuff. It'll pay off when you're done though :thumb:

As for me, I just woke up from a wonderful nap.


My g/f is doing the uber-hardcore IB program next year, which means an extra period a day, having to have all IB classes. including electives, which is basically spanish and theatre. It's all AP level too. What's worse is her schedule is different than mine, so I'll never see her, until the end of school :(

[Illmatic]

I took exactly zero AP classes in high school even though I was smart enough to take a few.

Underachievers, unite.

[lunch998]

I took exactly zero AP classes in high school even though I was smart enough to take a few.

Underachievers, unite.

I'm taking Honors Pre-Calc, which is easily harder than the 2(3 counting Art) APs that I take. I noticed that I never had to devote my life to these classes or anything and can still get that extra point on my weighted GPA.

[Joe]

*cough*

I love being ignored :upset:

HI!!!

I'm taking Honors Pre-Calc, which is easily harder than the 2(3 counting Art) APs that I take. I noticed that I never had to devote my life to these classes or anything and can still get that extra point on my weighted GPA.

i'm taking all honors classes (except health. i should have tho, you don't learn anything when people don't care) and im going to start the AP's next year

[Illmatic]

I'm taking Honors Pre-Calc, which is easily harder than the 2(3 counting Art) APs that I take. I noticed that I never had to devote my life to these classes or anything and can still get that extra point on my weighted GPA.

My number one qualm with AP classes is that in my high school at least, they were no different from the honors classes (of which I was in a bunch), except for that you did more [busy]work.

I was in honors English and Social Studies/History courses all four years of high school and I was in honors Chem in my junior year. That's it for me.

[lunch998]

HI!!!



i'm taking all honors classes (except health. i should have tho, you don't learn anything when people don't care) and im going to start the AP's next year

Well yea, I take honors in all the other core subjects too.

[ATM]

My number one qualm with AP classes is that in my high school at least, they were no different from the honors classes (of which I was in a bunch), except for that you did more [busy]work.

I didn't take any AP classes either. And only one honors class. I was a true slacker.

[Bartender]

Could anyone (Illmatic?) help me with the name and artist of a song?

It's an early 90s hip hop song, and is basically about two kids who decide to start robbing people, but end up robbing an undercover policeman by accident, and all kinds of bad things happen. A "what a waste of life" kind of angle, I think.

I ask because I have a semi-cover of it which I really like, and I'd like to be able to identify the original.

[ATM]

Could anyone (Illmatic?) help me with the name and artist of a song?

It's an early 90s hip hop song, and is basically about two kids who decide to start robbing people, but end up robbing an undercover policeman by accident, and all kinds of bad things happen. A "what a waste of life" kind of angle, I think.

I ask because I have a semi-cover of it which I really like, and I'd like to be able to identify the original.
Slick Rick - Children's Story

[Permanent Solution]

I took exactly zero AP classes in high school even though I was smart enough to take a few.

Underachievers, unite.
I took 11 and some college courses...over achievers...anyone? :upset:

So I'm starting RMOTM in a few days, my concert thread lacks success, effort in pop-punk is lacking. Oy I'm in a bad mood.

[Kurtz]

Slick Rick - Children's Story
Wasn't that in the late 80's?

But yeah it's right.

[Illmatic]

ATM and Efil beat me to it.

And Efil is right: it came out in his 1988 debut "The Great Adventures of Slick Rick"

[i am the robots]

I took 11 and some college courses...over achievers...anyone? :upset:

So I'm starting RMOTM in a few days, my concert thread lacks success, effort in pop-punk is lacking. Oy I'm in a bad mood.

how very emo of you zep....

But wow... why 11 courses.

[ATM]

I took 11 and some college courses...over achievers...anyone? :upset:

So I'm starting RMOTM in a few days, my concert thread lacks success, effort in pop-punk is lacking. Oy I'm in a bad mood.

I really like your concert thread. It's a good idea, man.

I'm just mad because Deep Purple isn't coming to my area.

[Distant Echoes]

Deep Purple is totally covering every town around Philly. its 2 1/2 hour drive any direction to were their touring, and im having a hard time finding anybody who wants to go that far

[i am the robots]

Wow, that Kittens In Microwave guy needs to die.. and fast.

[Illmatic]

Hmmm...the Allman Brothers Band is going to be in Rosemont in August.

They're also playing the Tweeter Center in Mansfield, but the Tweeter sucks balls.

[ATM]

Hmmm...the Allman Brothers Band is going to be in Rosemont in August.

They're also playing the Tweeter Center in Mansfield, but the Tweeter sucks balls.

Are you going to go? I'd like to see them live. I was invited to go once but I had too much school **** to do.

[jpj]

Hmmm...the Allman Brothers Band is going to be in Rosemont in August.

They're also playing the Tweeter Center in Mansfield, but the Tweeter sucks balls.
You, should definitely go. I'm going to see them, and moe. is opening :D

[Illmatic]

If I can get tickets I probably will.

Also, being the odd sort of contrarian person I am, I have to say that Aquemini is the best Outkast album.

[ATM]

If I can get tickets I probably will.

Also, being the odd sort of contrarian person I am, I have to say that Aquemini is the best Outkast album.

My favorite is their debut album, Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik. I think I spelled that right.

[Jom]

Hello, all. I'm back home for the summer.

And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.

/runs before he can explain

[Illmatic]

1. Aquemini
2. ATLiens
3. Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik/Stankonia (tie)
5. Speakerboxxx/The Love Below

It's tough because they don't have a bad album.

And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.

YOU DID IT

EXPLAIN IT
EXPLAIN IT
EXPLAIN IT

[ATM]

Hello, all. I'm back home for the summer.

And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.

/runs before he can explain

/fireworks
/explosions
/hands AH a Jones soda

[Dancin' Man]

Howdy folks. Wow did I get hear just in time to hear about the stoner getting smacked down?

[Illmatic]

AH won't explain it because he's a ****ing tease.

[Permanent Solution]

how very emo of you zep....

But wow... why 11 courses.
Because I could. I am emo yes. Thanks for the support ATM. Jum, story. Now.

[i am the robots]

Hello, all. I'm back home for the summer.

And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.

/runs before he can explain

GOOD WORK

he sounded like a disgrace to my folks.

[Jom]

Hang on, you assballs. I had to take care of some administrative things in the YSI thread.

/will edit story in a minute

EDIT:

I will have to break this down into two parts: revenge (that he'll feel later) and me clocking him.

I could only get away with one revenge thing, so here it is:

Note: when my roommate wears cologne, it's awful, because he basically showers in it. He's also part-Chaldean, apparently, because when he doesn't shower, he sprays himself with cologne.

Revenge:

I drank lots and lots of water the past two days, mostly so my urine would be clear. Let's just say my roommate likes to wear awful-smelling cologne that's clear in color. Let's also just say that I dumped out all his stupidass cologne and pissed in all the bottles. Let's also assume that he's not going to be smelling so fresh and so clean next time he washes himself in cologne.

Get the picture?

///

The knockout:

I'm packing up, and I find that a couple of my things are stolen. I ask him about it, and he gets all defensive. After catching him in a lie (he definitely gave himself away like a dumbass), he basically gives me this BS "I can't believe we're ending on terms like this."

"WE WERE NEVER ON GOOD TERMS IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU BUTT-****ING PUSSY (yes, I did pull a Bobo there, STFU)! FROM HAVING THE COPS STRIP-SEARCH OUR ROOM LOOKING FOR YOUR DRUGS WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE TO YOU NOT CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF AND FORCING ME TO DO ALL THE CLEANING, WE WERE NEVER ON GOOD TERMS IN THE FIRST PLACE! YOU'RE A LIAR, A QUISLING, AND A PATHETIC PIECE OF ****."

"Dude, **** you."

"Oh, sure, way to be Billy Badass, you cum dumpster. Way to act like a man and handle your problems yourself, instead of running away from them like the bitch that you are."

So he stands there for a second and then rushes at me. He grossly misses with a left (it was seriously the most girly left ever), so he left his whole left side of his body open. I give him a left palm to his chest to straighten him up, and, quite honestly, in a yearlong's worth of fury, I swung with my right and drilled him right in the temple. He fell like a sack of bricks.

He started standing up, so I picked him up and threw him in a chair.

"So help me God, if you and I cross paths next year, I'm going to rip your balls off and shove him so far down your throat, you're going to be shitting semen for the rest of your life, do you understand me? I'm not scared of you, or your pathetic gang of faggot stoner losers. I hope you get arrested and jailed for your stupidity."

He spit on me and rushed me again. I matadored him, and I gave him a shot to his nose, and he started bleeding. He ran to the bathroom to get Kleenex and locked the door and stayed there (probably) until I moved out all the way.

The worst part is that it doesn't feel like I got any retribution whatsoever.

I'm still irate, obviously.

But man, it's good to be home away from that jackass.

[Joe]

wow, that sounded fun... so, happy to be home i assume

¡good job jim!

NP: Flight of the Bumblebee - Dream Theater

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

Jim is now a mother ****in' manly man!


'Bout time you put that ****er in his place man, glad you did it.

Maybe that will wake him up to the reality of things, because ya know, some people just need a nice *** whoopin' to get their **** straight.

Good ****in' job is all I must say.

/high fives

[Permanent Solution]

That post makes me realize how much I want to beat the **** out of something right now. Glad you got that much at least man.

[Joe]

Jim is now a mother ****in' manly man!


'Bout time you put that ****er in his place man, glad you did it.

Maybe that will wake him up to the reality of things, because ya know, some people just need a nice *** whoopin' to get their **** straight.

Good ****in' job is all I must say.

/high fives

haha! :lol: :lol: :lol:


That post makes me realize how much I want to beat the **** out of something right now. Glad you got that much at least man.

any little brothers?

[i am the robots]

GOOD WORK JIM!

seriously, he sounded like such a fag, and lol about the "cologne"

what did he steal? and did you get it back? and did you steal any of his stuff then?

[Permanent Solution]

Maybe that will wake him up to the reality of things, because ya know, some people just need a nice *** whoopin' to get their **** straight.

Quot'd in my weblog. :thumb:

All my little brothers are 1000 miles away at home. Besides...I don't think I actually want to kill my brothers.

[Dancin' Man]

I would've just turned him over to the police months ago. But then again, you're quite a bit manlier than I am and I don't really fight fair on any level (I would've bitten him and given nut shots).

to add.... nice work, especially on the cologne.

Not to burst any bubbles, but what are the possible negative repercussions of this incident? I have a feeling he's not retarded enough to go to the police because you have plenty on him but you never know.

[Jom]

:lol:, I'm glad you guys can put some humor into it, because I seriously was still pretty pissed... but I mean, come on... who DOESN'T love size 7 bolded celebratory messages? That was ****in' great, man... hahahaha.

I just wish I felt like what I did was... I dunno, complete? Does that make sense? :-\

He was seriously the worst fighter ever. He like, wound up with his left, and...

... alright, look. Stick your left arm straight out at your side (like you're making a T or something with your body, but just with your left arm), and then bend your elbow 45 degrees towards the computer. So, basically, you have this goofy, awkward arm position. Now, try swinging like that on an upward angle. That's basically his first punch. Now, when you punch, hold that position there. That's basically what I had working for me. Notice how your entire left side is left open now.

[Kurtz]

I finally lashed out at that silly Korean
WHOA. I don't believe what I'm hearing. Check out the BALLS on this kid. That's the way. You don't take no **** from nobody.

[Joe]

Quot'd in my weblog. :thumb:

All my little brothers are 1000 miles away at home. Besides...I don't think I actually want to kill my brothers.

well i didn't say kill

I would've just turned him over to the police months ago. But then again, you're quite a bit manlier than I am and I don't really fight fair on any level (I would've bitten him and given nut shots).

to add.... nice work, especially on the cologne.

Not to burst any bubbles, but what are the possible negative repercussions of this incident? I have a feeling he's not retarded enough to go to the police because you have plenty on him but you never know.

now i'm lost. why would he go to the cops if he stole so much?

[Dancin' Man]

Because he's an idiot....

[Permanent Solution]

well i didn't say kill

now i'm lost. why would he go to the cops if he stole so much?
I did.

Assault?

Heh...I love people who can't fight...it's so much easier to get them to submit.

[i am the robots]

:lol:, I'm glad you guys can put some humor into it, because I seriously was still pretty pissed... but I mean, come on... who DOESN'T love size 7 bolded celebratory messages? That was ****in' great, man... hahahaha.

I just wish I felt like what I did was... I dunno, complete? Does that make sense? :-\

He was seriously the worst fighter ever. He like, wound up with his left, and...

... alright, look. Stick your left arm straight out at your side (like you're making a T or something with your body, but just with your left arm), and then bend your elbow 45 degrees towards the computer. So, basically, you have this goofy, awkward arm position. Now, try swinging like that on an upward angle. That's basically his first punch. Now, when you punch, hold that position there. That's basically what I had working for me. Notice how your entire left side is left open now.

wow, what a dummy... he's dumber than me in my noob days

[Joe]

I did.

Assault?

Heh...I love people who can't fight...it's so much easier to get them to submit.
ah ok

, I'm glad you guys can put some humor into it, because I seriously was still pretty pissed... but I mean, come on... who DOESN'T love size 7 bolded celebratory messages? That was ****in' great, man... hahahaha.

I just wish I felt like what I did was... I dunno, complete? Does that make sense? :-\

He was seriously the worst fighter ever. He like, wound up with his left, and...

... alright, look. Stick your left arm straight out at your side (like you're making a T or something with your body, but just with your left arm), and then bend your elbow 45 degrees towards the computer. So, basically, you have this goofy, awkward arm position. Now, try swinging like that on an upward angle. That's basically his first punch. Now, when you punch, hold that position there. That's basically what I had working for me. Notice how your entire left side is left open now.

ahaha! you're joking right? seriously my unborn baby brother can fight better than that

[Dancin' Man]

He should've just thrown something. Like his lava lamp. He does have a lava lamp, right Jom?

[Joe]

He should've just thrown something. Like his lava lamp. He does have a lava lamp, right Jom?

Na, just throw his cologne bottle. He'd go all cat fight on jim

[i am the robots]

Na, just throw his cologne bottle. He'd go all cat fight on jim

but then he risks getting pee on his ****

[Dancin' Man]

Na, just throw his cologne bottle. He'd go all cat fight on jim

Don't diss the art of cat fight. Sure, maybe you look like a pansy and will forever have a reputaion as one but leaving a dental impression in someones thigh is about as hardcore as it gets.

[Jom]

/tries to catch up

My connection is slower than snot running uphill compared to my uni's connection.

what did he steal? and did you get it back? and did you steal any of his stuff then?

I could write a book about my dealings with this kid. I'd divide the chapters up into the following: Dealings With Police For Him, Things He's Broken, Things He's Stolen, Things He's Rusted Out, Bitchfests, and then the final chapter would be what happened earlier :-\

What I was questioning him on were why two of my game discs were gone (considering they were there yesterday when I checked to make sure everything was there) out of the blue. He said he didn't know. I said, bullshit. He's like, you're trying to accuse me? I said, I'm not trying to, ****-for-brains, you're the only one who lives here. Well, I don't know, he says. I say, well, it's just ironic that the two games you actually play off my system are gone.

Yeah, I've taken them to...

What did you say?!

Uh...

You son of a bitch. Of all the sackless things you could have done to add to the list of dumbass things you've done, you just had to add another one, didn't you?

Anyways, I didn't steal or break anything back, because that would be stupid. I just didn't know that I would be drilling him in the face about five minutes later.

Not to burst any bubbles, but what are the possible negative repercussions of this incident? I have a feeling he's not retarded enough to go to the police because you have plenty on him but you never know.

There are numerous repercussions, sure. I have confidence that he's not going to do anything with the police, considering that his record with them is dirty from multiple incidents. I've brought up instances with Housing and Residence about what he's done, and how I've managed to not snap, but that with each time my patience continues to wear thin.

Additionally, the people across the hall saw what happened, since the door was open, and everyone goes to where there's loud noises. If anything, they can vouch for me that he initiated any physical contact, but I was the one who actually connected with anything.

The other possible repercussion is that his goony gag of losers will try to jump me next semester, but I don't see how that's going to happen since he's going to be off-campus next year while I'm staying on.

In regards to the whole manly thing, I laughed like crazy at your biting/nutshot comment. And I also have to clarify that I'm not exactly the biggest or most intense physical specimen, but compared to him, I would have never let myself lose to someone like THAT.


WHOA. I don't believe what I'm hearing. Check out the BALLS on this kid. That's the way. You don't take no **** from nobody.

Honestly, I have a very high tolerance threshold for morons. This just was cumulating throughout the year, and finally the raincloud opened.

[Dancin' Man]

Dear Jom,
I heart you and your superlong posts. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't read them. I have been inspired by you to never trust an Asian stoner or basically any Asian that isn't a prodigy of some sort.
Sincerely,
Dancin' Man/Fast Fingers/Peter/Honey Buns

[i am the robots]

yea i liked it too :lol: it was pretty good

Best would be if you were to bite his esophogus out... :evil:

[Jom]

Dear Jom,
I heart you and your superlong posts. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't read them. I have been inspired by you to never trust an Asian stoner or basically any Asian that isn't a prodigy of some sort.
Sincerely,
Dancin' Man/Fast Fingers/Peter/Honey Buns

WHAT !

Just kidding :-*

Dear Honey Buns,

I, too, appreciate your posting capabilities. Perhaps you can teach me the art of biting and nutbashing whilst fighting an adversary.

Sincerely,

Antihero/I've never received a name change/Jom/Pootsy Kins

[Joe]

Dear Jom,
I heart you and your superlong posts. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't read them. I have been inspired by you to never trust an Asian stoner or basically any Asian that isn't a prodigy of some sort.
Sincerely,
Dancin' Man/Fast Fingers/Peter/Honey Buns

me too

i don't like reading long things... but it's ok

Best would be if you were to bite his esophogus out... :evil:
thats disgusting

[i am the robots]

thats disgusting

Yes, that was the point, I was proving my gr1mn3ss/tr00n3ss

[Joe]

Yes, that was the point, I was proving my gr1mn3ss/tr00n3ss

well there are more disgusting things to eat, but you did a good job

[i am the robots]

well there are more disgusting things to eat, but you did a good job

I could go for some good baby back ribs.... :evil:

[Dancin' Man]

WHAT !

Just kidding :-*

Dear Honey Buns,

I, too, appreciate your posting capabilities. Perhaps you can teach me the art of biting and nutbashing whilst fighting an adversary.

Sincerely,

Antihero/I've never received a name change/Jom/Pootsy Kins

Dear Pootsy Kins,
Writing in letter format online is a bit strange. At least they are friendly letters. Normally people seem to write letters to be formally assholes.

Forever yours,
My names

Yes, that was the point, I was proving my gr1mn3ss/tr00n3ss

I should cut you lungs out for that. If you were truly gr|m and tr00, you wouldn't have forgotten n3cr0.

NP Chroma Key - YYY

Chroma Key is awesome.

[i am the robots]

I should cut you lungs out for that. If you were truly gr|m and tr00, you wouldn't have forgotten n3cr0.

NP Chroma Key - YYY

Chroma Key is awesome.

You found me out, I'm not n3cr0 at all, I'm actually very emocore, I think I'll cut myself and usethe blood to paint a picture of myself cutting myself.

[Joe]

I should cut you lungs out for that. If you were truly gr|m and tr00, you wouldn't have forgotten n3cr0.

NP Chroma Key - YYY

Chroma Key is awesome.


man i'm so lost with all the 00's and 3's and etc

so some weird chick just IMd me...she keeps saying she's jennie but i don't know a jennie...

[CemetaryGates9]

Alright, I need you guys' input on something. Should I steal a ring from my mom's jewelry box and use it to propose on Friday?

[Jom]

I just noticed that 11teen and I have lyrics from the same song in our usertitles.

/random

My toe got even more infected today, but I poured a whole bunch of peroxide, so now the swelling has gone down. I hope they don't have to amputate :eek:

/random

I have to go jobhunting tomorrow, considering no one has called me :(

/hopes to God he can work somewhere other than friggin' fast food

I can finally play guitar again.

I'm also not even fully unpacked yet.

This is a drawn-out post because, quite frankly, I didn't want to have a one-word goodbye post.

I should probably do something more constructive soon.

I may be back later, but who knows. Take care.

Alright, I need you guys' input on something. Should I steal a ring from my mom's jewelry box and use it to propose on Friday?

No, you idiot. I'm not even going to explain why, because then I'd have to edit my post.

[i am the robots]

I just noticed that 11teen and I have lyrics from the same song in our usertitles.

/random

My toe got even more infected today, but I poured a whole bunch of peroxide, so now the swelling has gone down. I hope they don't have to amputate :eek:

/random

I have to go jobhunting tomorrow, considering no one has called me :(

/hopes to God he can work somewhere other than friggin' fast food

I can finally play guitar again.

I'm also not even fully unpacked yet.

This is a drawn-out post because, quite frankly, I didn't want to have a one-word goodbye post.

I should probably do something more constructive soon.

I may be back later, but who knows. Take care.



No, you idiot. I'm not even going to explain why, because then I'd have to edit my post.

wow, go In Flames' Nu-Metal song.

[ATM]

Good work, Jom. If he gets his crew to mess with you, all of us from MX will fly over and beat the **** out of him. :lol:

[CemetaryGates9]

Good work, Jom. If he gets his crew to mess with you, all of us from MX will fly over and beat the **** out of him. :lol:
Are you talking about me? :smoke:

[i am the robots]

Are you talking about me? :smoke:

No, you're not cool enough to be the topic of our conversation, plus I am the one who smokes :smoke: to be cool :cool:

[CemetaryGates9]

No, I'm way too cool. And ATM wouldn't hurt me. He and I are tight.

[i am the robots]

No, I'm way too cool. And ATM wouldn't hurt me. He and I are tight.
not as tight as me and ATM are

[CemetaryGates9]

As much as I adore my Marilyn Monroe avatar, I believe it is time for a new user title and avatar.

[Jom]

Can we stop talking about asshole circumference, please?

kthx.

"The Quiet Place" is NOT a nu-metal song :upset:

I'm reading my brother's instruction manual for his iPod mini. I guess he bought one and he's happy with it. Apparently he also bought some 3-year warranty thing for $50 where if the iPod battery dies or something like that, then he sends it in and he gets a brand new iPod mini. I think he got the 6 gig.

I have more than six gigs of music, but I don't think I'd get an iPod :-\

Overly done discussion topic: do you have an mp3 player? If so, what is it?

[CemetaryGates9]

My brother had one, but it got dropped on concrete.

He eventually bought another, and it was taken from him at gunpoint.

[i am the robots]

"The Quiet Place" is NOT a nu-metal song :upset:

yes it is

It has all the properties of a good nu-metal song

[CemetaryGates9]

I should get the name Norma tatooed on my arm. ANy objections?

[i am the robots]

I should get the name Norma tatooed on my arm. ANy objections?

why?

[CemetaryGates9]

To express my love for Norma Jean Mortenson.

Not the gayass Christian band.

[ATM]

Overly done discussion topic: do you have an mp3 player? If so, what is it?

My computer. ;)

Actually, I have a Rio Riot, and it sucks balls.

[i am the robots]

To express my love for Norma Jean Mortenson.

Not the gayass Christian band.

oh, maybe, i dunno.

[CemetaryGates9]

You know who NJM is, right?

[i am the robots]

You know who NJM is, right?

nope, i do not :(

[CemetaryGates9]

You know about her. You just don't know you do.

[ATM]

Not to be a dick, but try and make the posts a little more meaningful, guys. We don't want this thread to be shut down.

[Flynn]

Can anyone tell me what the HELL is up with the CURLING in the olympics? How much of a LOSER do you have to be to FAIL hockey try-outs and go to curling instead to slide a rock down a pathway while ''BROOMERS'' sweep it to direction??? :confused: I think the guy who made the game listens to WEEN. :eek:

[Kurtz]

I should get the name Norma tatooed on my arm. ANy objections?
What state do you live in?

[Flynn]

No.. not really. If you've actually paid attention to it, it actually takes quite a bit of skill. Don't diss on canadians for doing curling.. diss on them for saying aboot. :)



roflmao ;)

nooooo wrong idea...I am not dissing them, it's the game they are playing...and it's in the OLYMPICS. The first time I saw that I was laughing so hard... :lol:

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

What state do you live in?
/geusses Wyoming

[Endless Obsession]

The first time i ever saw curling i got so interested in it. I went online and looked up like all the rules and tried to play it. I watched like every second of the olympic curling from 2002.

[Illmatic]

1) zepfan: What happened to them Nuggets? :p told ya the Spurs would take care of bidness

2) speaking of taking care of bidness, that's how to get things done, Jim. Personally, I'm a little disappointed--not in you, but in that it wasn't an epic fight. You're bigger and stronger than he is and a much better fighter to boot. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you managed to pop him one, but it just would have been a more interesting story if it had been a better fight.

I mean, initiating the attack in a fight is hard--I know from experience. But it's even harder when you give up about eighty to one hundred pounds and fight like a girl.

And maybe you feel unfulfilled (I believe you were saying something along those lines) because it came a little too easy.

I'd love to go toe to toe with a big guy. I've only gone up against guys around my size.

[Jom]

Maybe that will wake him up to the reality of things, because ya know, some people just need a nice *** whoopin' to get their **** straight.

Bobo, I'm putting this quote in my Facebook profile. Don't worry, I didn't leave a name or anything for people to contact you, but if people ask who said that quote, I'll be sure to steer them in your direction if they're hot.

Because, quite frankly, only the finest females should be deserving of your loins :-*

EDIT: I should sleep. I'm glad I'm home. Good night.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

:lol:

Man, mx sucks tonight. I'm actually using msn. :-/

I tried an mx msn chat earlier. It's down to me and Bobo. :p

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

http://s14.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=37APF3WV6OK8S2GKAFCCZW1SVM

This is for Jake, since Trillian hates him and wants him to die ya know.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Me just plain sucks.

lmao statutory rape!

[Riva]

Less spam please guys.

So, I had my playlist on random, and a new song came on, so I checked it, and it was Faith No More - Midlife Crisis. The next song to come on, however, was Midnight Crisis by Lux Occulta. The transition was pretty good though. Creepy, no?

So, things have been going well for me. My chemistry lecturer is such an awesome guy, he just told me that my two week late assignment would only recieve a 1 mark penalty. :smoke: He also told me that I could easily be getting 20/20 for every assignment (2 per week) if I just studied a bit more, which made me feel a bit better, for some strange reason.

Well, I did a few cracking open crustaceans for Zoology, including a very ornery crab which for some reason decided to grow a very tough shell. Even the lab tech hadn't seen a shell so securely attached to the body. I did some sketches, if anyone is interested, I will be adding them to photobucket soon.

Is anyone at all interested in doing a guest article for the Mayhem thread? In all honesty, it can be about anything you want to type about, as long as it is under 400 words long. E-mail me at HeavyRiva@gmail.com if you want to. You can do it once, or maybe even weekly.

I could even get a sports news thing going (looking at you Ray) and a weekly emo-rant (Rob, Vince, Jelle) or a featured band (Bartender, Jason, Ali). Let me know, hey?

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

I might be up for a small FA thing for your thread, providing I have time to do it and all...

I think about it over the next few days or something...but 400 words isn't a big amount of words heh.

NP - Jurassic 5 - High Fidelity

[Permanent Solution]

:lol:

Man, mx sucks tonight. I'm actually using msn. :-/

I tried an mx msn chat earlier. It's down to me and Bobo. :p
I was there. :eek:

Jason: :confused: Elaborate please.

[ArcLite]

If you'd like Jason, I'd seriously considering doing an article of some kind. Not sure on what though. Also, what's the status on getting the "you know what"? (Sorry, it's my job to bug you about it). I made a new song today. Not sure at all what kind of genre it would fall into. I guess it's quite diverse and could work with quite a few options. However, it's turning out to be my best production job yet.

[ATM]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/member.php?userid=172683

Vince this guy owns our PPD.

[Permanent Solution]

That's not his only account, he made a new one because he's been home sick.

[Riva]

If you'd like Jason, I'd seriously considering doing an article of some kind. Not sure on what though. Also, what's the status on getting the "you know what"? (Sorry, it's my job to bug you about it). I made a new song today. Not sure at all what kind of genre it would fall into. I guess it's quite diverse and could work with quite a few options. However, it's turning out to be my best production job yet.

What time is it there? And when will you be on MSN again?

And I will be getting the ;) ;) *nudgenudge* soon.

The lyrics to the songs are nearly done as well. The megadethy and the deathy also.

[ArcLite]

What time is it there? And when will you be on MSN again?

And I will be getting the ;) ;) *nudgenudge* soon.

The lyrics to the songs are nearly done as well. The megadethy and the deathy also.

Excellent. I think my new one is quite close to a melo death song so it may work. I'll be on MSN in about 5 hours. 'Tis almost 3am here, I'll get off work at 8.

[ATM]

Excellent. I think my new one is quite close to a melo death song so it may work. I'll be on MSN in about 5 hours. 'Tis almost 3am here, I'll get off work at 8.

Are you guys working on a song together? I want to hear it when it's done.

[ArcLite]

Are you guys working on a song together? I want to hear it when it's done.

That would be privilaged information which I cannot disclose to you at this time.

/Refuses to play with your joystick...

[ATM]

That would be privilaged information which I cannot disclose to you at this time.

/Refuses to play with your joystick...

:lol:

Everyone has refused so far.

[Riva]

:lol:

Everyone has refused so far.

/me plays with Joystick.

/me expects favours in return.

So, I just ate some cereal for dinner, since I am meant to be making a proper meal for my family once they get home. However, I was hungry at this moment.

And right now, all I am doing is writing lyrics and providing feedback for Chris. A friend of his is doing the vocals, and Chris is on guitar and programming drums.

[ATM]

/me plays with Joystick.

/me expects favours in return.

So, I just ate some cereal for dinner, since I am meant to be making a proper meal for my family once they get home. However, I was hungry at this moment.

And right now, all I am doing is writing lyrics and providing feedback for Chris. A friend of his is doing the vocals, and Chris is on guitar and programming drums.

I can do the interpretive dancing.

[Lord Abortion]

What state do you live in?
your avatar is rather phallic...

ah well
top 'o the mornin' mx

/leaves- back soon- english coursework moment :rolleyes:

[munky_magik]

Oh my. I can get a Scatman John cd for £0.29 :)

[Lord Abortion]

Oh my. I can get a Scatman John cd for £0.29 :)
I can get the best of diamond head for £1:99

[Bartender]

Oh my. I can get a Scatman John cd for £0.29 :)

Do it! Even if it's crap, it was only 29p. I've bought a couple of albums for 99p with that reasoning.


Slick Rick - Children's Story

Thanks.


*fight story*

I can't believe you called him a quisling. Nicely done though.


I could even get a sports news thing going (looking at you Ray) and a weekly emo-rant (Rob, Vince, Jelle) or a featured band (Bartender, Jason, Ali). Let me know, hey?

I might be interested, but you'd have to explain a bit more :) Not sure what you mean at the moment.

Anyway, my tutorial this morning was pretty good, except that there's one girl in particular in my group who just doesn't get what we're talking about half the time. She refuses to acknowledge half the arguments we look at, no matter how strong they are, because they conflict with what she's already decided is the truth. She also doesn't understand the idea of logical possibility.

Having a Sicilian lecturer is cool enough to make that not matter, though.

[Lord Abortion]

Anyway, my tutorial this morning was pretty good, except that there's one girl in particular in my group who just doesn't get what we're talking about half the time. She refuses to acknowledge half the arguments we look at, no matter how strong they are, because they conflict with what she's already decided is the truth. She also doesn't understand the idea of logical possibility.

Having a Sicilian lecturer is cool enough to make that not matter, though.
is he/she in the mafia?

does he/she shoot poor students?

[Bartender]

He may well have connections to the mafia, but he seems pretty easygoing and hasn't shot anybody so far. He scares off arseholes in bars though, which is awesome.

[Lord Abortion]

He may well have connections to the mafia, but he seems pretty easygoing and hasn't shot anybody so far. He scares off arseholes in bars though, which is awesome.
nice...

my band really seems to be going well now.
we now have all the instruments covered (even bassist)

no keyboardist though, and only covers so far because I cannot write music so my huge stock of black, power and death metal lyrics are as yet unplayed to

first setlist will be:

cradle of filth- her ghost in the fog
iced earth- burning times
megadeth- hangar 18
iron maiden -the trooper
cannibal corpse- hammer smashed face

ideally other songs to be worked on are-

mayhem -funeral fog
cradle-lord abortion
cannibal corpse- sentanced to burn
dragonforce- starfire
mastadon- iron tusk
iced earth- my own saviour

[Riva]

He may well have connections to the mafia, but he seems pretty easygoing and hasn't shot anybody so far. He scares off arseholes in bars though, which is awesome.

Have you been to a bar with him? Fraternising with the faculty, are we?

And Oliver, if you can pull off Starfire, I'll be impressed. :)

[Lord Abortion]

And Oliver, if you can pull off Starfire, I'll be impressed. :)
i haven't tried it much yet... but obviously it will be deeper than ZP's vocals and maybe more screams than actual high notes
my hammer smashed face sounds pretty cool though even if I do say so myself ;)

[Bartender]

Have you been to a bar with him? Fraternising with the faculty, are we?

Not yet, but he keeps saying we should all go out for a drink sometime. He tells lots of stories throughout tutorials though - today it was a film he directed a few years ago and how awesome the album they used as a soundtrack was, and how he scared off a drunked wanker who was trying to take his seat, in a bar.

[Riva]

Sounds like an awesome line-up, Oliver.

Sounds like an awesome lecturer, 'Tender.

[Bartender]

This is awesome.

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

Awesome awesome awesome.

[Riva]

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”



Awesome. Haha, all that village needed was a chainsaw and a few shotguns.


Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."


Increase the quality of life for people who have just died? I fail to see how starting the hearts of the living really impacts upon their lives...


US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.


Nice way to piss off the people with a Zombie virus, idiots.

[Lord Abortion]

that is the coolest thing I have EVER seen

real zombies!!!!

reanimated to devour!

[Josh]

This is awesome.

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

Awesome awesome awesome.
and that is true... :rolleyes: still pretty cool though.

[munky_magik]

Do it! Even if it's crap, it was only 29p. I've bought a couple of albums for 99p with that reasoning.

Crap and Scatman John just do not go together.

I could even get a sports news thing going (looking at you Ray) and a weekly emo-rant (Rob, Vince, Jelle) or a featured band (Bartender, Jason, Ali). Let me know, hey?
Sounds like a decent idea to me.

For some reason, which I don't know, I now have really sore ribs. I didn't even do anything and they just started hurting. And so far the painkillers are losing the battle :(

[Lord Abortion]

this is now in the pit...
(of zombies)


http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7694814#post7694814
bartender can I draw your attention to this please?

[ArcLite]

Does anyone know a good place online to get posters?

[Kurtz]

Does anyone know a good place online to get posters?
art.com

They have a huge selection.

[Shred Danson]

Good morning, bitches. It's raining.

/emo

nice...

my band really seems to be going well now.
we now have all the instruments covered (even bassist)

no keyboardist though, and only covers so far because I cannot write music so my huge stock of black, power and death metal lyrics are as yet unplayed to

first setlist will be:

cradle of filth- her ghost in the fog
iced earth- burning times
megadeth- hangar 18
iron maiden -the trooper
cannibal corpse- hammer smashed face

ideally other songs to be worked on are-

mayhem -funeral fog
cradle-lord abortion
cannibal corpse- sentanced to burn
dragonforce- starfire
mastadon- iron tusk
iced earth- my own saviour

REALLY good set list, dude. I hope my old band in Kentucky takes me back, we could have some fun. I really want to do a cover of Megadeth's "Sweating Bullet's" and "Holy Wars"...I'm recording a bunch of covers ("Stone The Crow") and my own stuff this weekend at a friend's house, hopefully. Basically some melo-death crap and a bunch of showing off by yours truly.

Nice way to piss off the people with a Zombie virus, idiots.

:lol:

NP: Shadows Fall- Montauk

[CemetaryGates9]

Hello. I skipped school today.

I have a baby doll and I tryed to write TAC on its chest and I accidentally wrote TAH.

[Six Foot Revolver]

You are so cool :eek:


/Idolises CG for being a rebel

[CemetaryGates9]

So cool? What happened to being a hard mother****er?

[Six Foot Revolver]

The way I phrased it sucked and I couldn't think of how I could phrase it so I changed it :). You are hard no more

[CemetaryGates9]

People might have misread it and thought you talk of erections.

[Six Foot Revolver]

I thought I was :eek::lol::p

[Mazeppa]

A day of school would have been nice today, I feel kinda ill :-/

[Six Foot Revolver]

So me thinks that cemetarygates is a gimmick account, are you?

[CemetaryGates9]

Naw man, how do you get that idea?

[Six Foot Revolver]

Because all your posts are in this thread and some of your posts are...well weird

[CemetaryGates9]

Give in depth examples, with quotes and ****.

[Shred Danson]

Remember how I got kicked out of class yesterday?

Well, it happened again :lol: This time I didn't do anything, I just walked into class, and my teacher said "get out".

[Six Foot Revolver]

:lol::lol::lol:at ICB

I wanted to get with her a week before I killed her. Against her will.
Me and my obnoxious friend Ricky had this plan to sexually assualt a girl named Jessica. We decided to try it out yesterday, and it didn't work. Jessica is this girl I went to school with before I was expelled, and she always thought I was stalking her. So I told Ricky, whom she doesn't know, to ring her doorbell. Her parents answered, and the idea was that he'd ask if he could talk to her about that night's homework. Little did I know she had like five friends from her school there, and there were all like "He doesn't go to our school." To make a long story short, the mom told Ricky to "get the **** out of the nieghborhood and don't ever come back unless you want me to call the ****ing cops."

[CemetaryGates9]

Just for the record that's real ****. I have an obnoxious friend named Ricky and he did that to Jessica, whom I went to school with before I was expelled.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Wait aren't you 12? What did you get expelled for?
Just because your friend Ricky got involved didn't mean you had to get involved and how does it answer that wanted to rape and kill this girl


Metal Guitar:If you ever read this I am curious to why you got banned a bit ago

[Shred Danson]

Random LiveJournal emokid post of the day

(I felt like a laugh)

hey guys...nothing new here. I'm feeling a little down right now, and i would say why, but it's too hard to write down right now, so i'll just leave it be and hope it'll go away...:0( I think i'm going through my second experiance of Mid-Teen Crisis, when everything bad happens in your life. Seriously, i don't think i got ANY good out of today...everything was terrible...i seriously wanna hide under my covers right now...:( haha didn't i say that in my last journal entry? lol, wow, i write in this journal when i'm depressed then don't i? Well, i write about better stuff in my other journal, so check that one out. Update? Nothing much, MY CHAR GOT HER PERMIT! YAY FOR HER! hmm what else happened? SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON AMANDA! YAY! haha anyone else have good news coming there way??? My lover for life's birthday is tomorrow...i am terribly excited and sooooo pumped for it...lol even tho he has a wife and two kids...HAHAHA he's turning...33? haha my lucky number, how awkward. Oh wells, i have nothing else to say, and if anyone is still reading this, that's awesome that you took the time to read about my problems... alright...byyee.

[CemetaryGates9]

I'm 12 and I was expelled for vandalism, pretty much. And it's completely natural to fanasize about raping and killing a girl, as long as you don't actually intend to do it. You can even tell yourself that you will do it, and that's still healthy as long as you know you won't do it.

It is the mark of an intelligent mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

[Shred Danson]

How's puberty goin' for you, CG?

[heavy metal kid]

Random LiveJournal emokid post of the day

(I felt like a laugh)

i don't belive i have time to read his problems.

[Shred Danson]

i don't belive i have time to read his problems.

I didn't read it either, I just copied and pasted. I was hoping for some quality "GAHHHH MY LIFE SUXORZ I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE!" but that's not what I'm findidng, dammit.

[Mazeppa]

Metal Guitar:If you ever read this I am curious to why you got banned a bit ago
It's a great story so here we go:
It was in the pit, and someone made a thread called "Pee on her face" that asked "would you pee on her face?" Then someone made a "Poo on her face" thread asking the same question. Seeing these two threads, I made a "Cum in her eye" thread. And it seems that Double Bass Jim didn't find that as funny as I did and banned me for 10 days.

[Six Foot Revolver]

I'm 12 and I was expelled for vandalism, pretty much. And it's completely natural to fanasize about raping and killing a girl, as long as you don't actually intend to do it. You can even tell yourself that you will do it, and that's still healthy as long as you know you won't do it.
No, no it is not OK

How's puberty goin' for you, CG?
Oi! I am fifteen! (almost)

I didn't read it either, I just copied and pasted. I was hoping for some quality "GAHHHH MY LIFE SUXORZ I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE!" but that's not what I'm findidng, dammit.
I found it quite funny

It's a great story so here we go:
It was in the pit, and someone made a thread called "Pee on her face" that asked "would you pee on her face?" Then someone made a "Poo on her face" thread asking the same question. Seeing these two threads, I made a "Cum in her eye" thread. And it seems that Double Bass Jim didn't find that as funny as I did and banned me for 10 days.
:lol: I found it funny :)


NP:Black Sabbath-Symptom of the universe

[Shred Danson]

Oi! I am fifteen! (almost)

I'm talking to Cemetary Gates

I made a "Cum in her eye" thread.

Now that's just provocatively (real word?) funny as hell, in some juvenile way.

[CemetaryGates9]

Explain to me how it's not okay.

[Mazeppa]

No, no it is not OK
And it's not natural either.

[heavy metal kid]

I'm 12 and I was expelled for vandalism, pretty much. And it's completely natural to fanasize about raping and killing a girl, as long as you don't actually intend to do it. You can even tell yourself that you will do it, and that's still healthy as long as you know you won't do it.

fantasize to rape a girl is natural?
I agree with not doing it but i don't think about fantasize that.

[Six Foot Revolver]

I'm talking to Cemetary Gates
Oh ok :) and how come you know my real identity :eek:

[Mazeppa]

Now that's just provocatively (real word?) funny as hell, in some juvenile way.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that funny.

NP:Slayer-Crypts Of Eternity

[Six Foot Revolver]

Explain to me how it's not okay.
Because it is creepy :(

[CemetaryGates9]

Thoughts are not matter, and thus they are not going to hurt anyone.

[Mazeppa]

Thoughts are not matter, and thus they are not going to hurt anyone.
But why would you even want to imagine something like that?

[Shred Danson]

Oh ok :) and how come you know my real identity :eek:

I know things.

And Cemetary Gates, I wouldn't be surprised if you became some institutionalized serial killer, dude. You're only 12 and you're already fantasizing about killing/raping women. I won't even bother explaining how morally ****ed up that it.

[CemetaryGates9]

You're telling me you haven't fantasized about murdering someone?

[heavy metal kid]

I know things.

And Cemetary Gates, I wouldn't be surprised if you became some institutionalized serial killer, dude. You're only 12 and you're already fantasizing about killing/raping women. I won't even bother explaining how morally ****ed up that it.


a man of few words i see.

[Mazeppa]

You're telling me you haven't fantasized about murdering someone?
Yes.

[Shred Danson]

You're telling me you haven't fantasized about murdering someone?

Yes, because I am actually a SANE HUMAN BEING. I actually think before I act, buddy. Hopefully when you get older you'll stop before you think.

[Six Foot Revolver]

You're telling me you haven't fantasized about murdering someone?
So you are ****ed up and I hope they realise this early rather than later

[CemetaryGates9]

Think of all the writers like Edgar Allen Poe, or maybe Stephen King. They write books about brutal murder, and to write a good book you have to be involved, which often involves fantasizing from the viewpoint of a character. In that aspect they fantasize about murder, and does that make them insane? No.

Or, try Dave Mustaine and Kerry King, who write songs about murder. Last time I checked they were sane human beings.

[heavy metal kid]

Think of all the writers like Edgar Allen Poe, or maybe Stephen King. They write books about brutal murder, and to write a good book you have to be involved, which often involves fantasizing from the viewpoint of a character. In that aspect they fantasize about murder, and does that make them insane? No.

Poe was mentally insane.

[Shred Danson]

Think of all the writers like Edgar Allen Poe, or maybe Stephen King. They write books about brutal murder, and to write a good book you have to be involved, which often involves fantasizing from the viewpoint of a character. In that aspect they fantasize about murder, and does that make them insane? No.

Do you often write best-selling FICTIONAL NOVELS? No, so don't use that comparison.

[Mazeppa]

Do you often write best-selling FICTIONAL NOVELS? No, so don't use that comparison.
To be fair, that can still happen.

[Shred Danson]

To be fair, that can still happen.

Yeah, I know, but come on. He's 12. He doesn't need to be thinking like a lunatic.

[CemetaryGates9]

I don't see how I'm thinking like a lunatic, and no one has given me the slightest hint as to how.

[Six Foot Revolver]

I don't see how I'm thinking like a lunatic, and no one has given me the slightest hint as to how.
BECAUSE YOU FANTASISE ABOUT RAPING AND KILLING PEOPLE!

[Mazeppa]

Yeah, I know, but come on. He's 12. He doesn't need to be thinking like a lunatic.
You're right, 12 is very youg really. And to be thinking of that kinda crap already.

[Shred Danson]

I don't see how I'm thinking like a lunatic, and no one has given me the slightest hint as to how.

Well that's just it. You're getting to an age where you're going to have to separate right from wrong, dude.


BECAUSE

There you go.

Lyrics war, anyone?

A bout of deep depression.
Can't seem to move it forward.
My lying eyes lie awake.
Not sure what I am after.
I never died before.
Can't live what happened yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
Flip through endless stories.
A life of hand-written pain.
No one can share this hurt that is mine, mine, mine.
I never died before.
Can't be what happened yesterday.
I shouldn't stone the crow, no.
Ride on!
Same old city, same old pain.
No matter how I try,
No matter what I say,
I'm blamed, I'm shamed,
I'm judged unfairly.
So now I've died before.
It feels as bad as yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
You too have died before.
It's more than less of yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, stoned the crow, no, no.

[Six Foot Revolver]

There you go.
I don't know why but it posted my post before it was finished :(

and no to your lyrics war because they annoy me

[Mazeppa]

Cool lyrics.

[Shred Danson]

I don't know why but it posted my post before it was finished :(

and no to your lyrics war because they annoy me

Screw you, bitchman. We're having a good-ol' lyrics war to lighten things up.

Down rules.

Sometimes I feel like a man that has two broken hands
All of this thrown at me, sinking me neck deep in sand
They can't kill me no more, I don't know what to say 'cause it's lies
Lies

Underneath all this, they should see the man that I am
All of my life I've been tried and then persecuted
They can't kill me no more, I don't know what to say 'cause it's lies
Lies

[Mazeppa]

How about we don't bump the hammet or mustaine thread anymore, eh?

[Six Foot Revolver]

Yo you mother ****er
**** **** ****er
Yo you mother ****er
**** **** ****er
Vote for me
The mother****ing G
That's me
The mother****ing G

[Shred Danson]

How about we don't bump the hammet or mustaine thread anymore, eh?

Yeah, that'd be great.

Yo you mother ****er
**** **** ****er
Yo you mother ****er
**** **** ****er
Vote for me
The mother****ing G
That's me
The mother****ing G

No.

Yo you mother ****er
**** **** ****er
Yo you mother ****er
**** **** ****er
Vote for me
The mother****ing G
That's me
The mother****ing G

That's it, this gauntlet's down dawg.

I see the world through bloodshot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies.
The dogs of war never compromise,
No real time for rearranging.

"Help me Jesus, Help me clean my wounds"
He said he cannot heal that kind.
Bleeding soul becomes a bitter mind.
He said it happens every time...
Knock it down,
Knock it down,
That's how the story goes
In the Land of 1000 No's.
I'm all over you
In time my mind is changing.
Knock it down.

Black on black gives me a heart attack
And the silence makes it deadly.
Some choose to kill with simple will.
I've seen them fall fast and steady.

[Six Foot Revolver]

Yeah, that'd be great.



No.



That's it, this gauntlet's down dawg.

I see the world through bloodshot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies.
The dogs of war never compromise,
No real time for rearranging.

"Help me Jesus, Help me clean my wounds"
He said he cannot heal that kind.
Bleeding soul becomes a bitter mind.
He said it happens every time...
Knock it down,
Knock it down,
That's how the story goes
In the Land of 1000 No's.
I'm all over you
In time my mind is changing.
Knock it down.

Black on black gives me a heart attack
And the silence makes it deadly.
Some choose to kill with simple will.
I've seen them fall fast and steady.
Ali G pwns you :p

[Shred Danson]

I was a-cutting the rug down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lou
When in walked a man with a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who
He said, 'Hey there, fellow with the hair colored yellow
What you tryin' to prove
'Cause that's a-my woman there and I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you'
I said, "Excuse me"

I was scared and fearing for my life
I was shaking like a leaf on a tree
'Cause he was lean and mean and big and bad, Lord
Pointin' that gun at me
I said, 'Wait a minute, mister, I didn't even kiss her
Don't want no trouble with you
And I know you don't owe me but I wish you would let me
Ask one favor from you'

[Dancin' Man]

BECAUSE YOU FANTASISE ABOUT RAPING AND KILLING PEOPLE!


Quoted for awesomeness.

I hate school. I just got I Am The Cheese out of the library. How is it?

[Shred Danson]

Quoted for awesomeness.

I hate school. I just got I Am The Cheese out of the library. How is it?

Cheesy.

I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY SOLDIER IN THIS LYRICS WAR! FIGHT, YOU COWARDS!

[Six Foot Revolver]

Cheesy.

I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY SOLDIER IN THIS LYRICS WAR! FIGHT, YOU COWARDS!
Nay gentle Tybalt, I do but keep the piece


Shakespeare++

[Shred Danson]

Nay gentle Tybalt, I do but keep the piece


Shakespeare++

:lol: You suck balls, dude.

[Mazeppa]

Nay gentle Tybalt, I do but keep the piece


Shakespeare++
Maybe you should just get your piece out instead.

NP:Kreator-Riot Of Violence

[Six Foot Revolver]

:lol: You suck balls, dude.
:(

Extreme Unction (http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Z4SH31ZYE0D634VM7G5MA8IWX)

[Shred Danson]

get your piece out

My god, you're kinky.

:(

Extreme Unction (http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Z4SH31ZYE0D634VM7G5MA8IWX)

I meant the good kind.

[Mazeppa]

Extreme Unction (http://s18.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Z4SH31ZYE0D634VM7G5MA8IWX)
Thanks for that song :)

[Jom]

Are Ali/Bartender around?

I want to make sure that this is the format they want me to follow for the YSI thread (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7697538#post7697538)

Now, my goal is to update every page, if this is the format you want me to follow. However, since I just got a summer job and I do not know how extensive my hours will be, I am not sure I will be able to update that way as regularly as I'd like.

Please give feedback, though, if that's the format you wanted.

[Shred Danson]

Are Bartender/Ali around?

Nope, just us idiots.

[CemetaryGates9]

You all are pathetic. I actually supplied backing to my arguements, where as you jackasses just said things like "Because." I believe I won the arguement++.

[Jom]

MXican, did you not read my announcement from earlier?

Delete your post in the thread.

[Mazeppa]

Please give feedback, though, if that's the format you wanted.
I think you're spoiling people, putting in the links to their requests. Still, your doing a great job.

You all are pathetic.
Way to lose any respect I had for you.

[CemetaryGates9]

I like the idea of putting the links in the update much better, so people don't have to look for the ****.

EDIT: I don't give half a **** about your respect. You are ****ing morons and it's undeniable. If I want to fantasize about raping and killing my peers, it's my ****ing problem, and you little shitsticks are saying it's wrong and giving no logical backing whatsoever as to why.

[Shred Danson]

You all are pathetic. I actually supplied backing to my arguements, where as you jackasses just said things like "Because." I believe I won the arguement++.

You keep believing that. Just don't drop the soap 20 years from now.

I'm gonna go get some eats.

Seacrest Out.

[Jom]

I think you're spoiling people, putting in the links to their requests. Still, your doing a great job.

Hey now, I wanted to keep updating like I was doing, but Ali had this brainstorm of an idea trying to make me look bad so I said that I would try it out once I came home for the summer.

Now that I'm going to be starting work soon, I am not sure I will be able to update like that... but we'll see, as soon as I get my hours in, I'll be ready to form an opinion.

I honestly thought that if people are so lazy as that they can't look back one or two pages for their songs, then I don't see why I would have to do it for them, but we'll try it out. It's still in its experimental stages :)