My new orgasm inducing love-fest

[king]

Ladies and Gentlemen and IOWNU, I have returned with a new song to kick you in the ***.

I wish I had a time machine right now
so I wouldn't have just serviced that cow
but it's been nine months since my last trim
and with impared vision I can't get it in

The roller coaster was pretty good
except the whole ride I had hard wood
so down the 300 story fall
my nuts went numb if felt nothing at all

thats all for now...enjoy and just remember I wrote this in a matter of seconds so just wait til tommorow for an amazing lyricly diverse matserpiece.

[slaughteredfirst]

OH that song makes me want to put it in her butt!!!

OH YEA OH YEA THATS IT OH YEA!!!!


*orgasm*

fewww......now I have to clean the computer....jeez I made a mess.

[KCsilvertone]

that song is defined as a "love ballad" haha...

throw a nice acoustic sweeping rhythm behind that song and you got one that will be number 1 on the billlboard chart in like four days...and it will become one of the "classics"...

very funny song my friend, a lot brighter than all these other depressing songs that people keep posting...

plz crit if you find time:
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=325727

[sherbondy]

this songs funny as hell i would by a cd just to hear it :D
i like that idea of an acoustic behind it i think it will really bring out the mood :D :D :D :D :chug:

[the_cure]

king, how many times have you been banned already?

[king]

king, how many times have you been banned already?

once. I got banned for stating my opinion...

[king]

king, how many times have you been banned already?

once. I got banned for stating my opinion...