without me pit parody

[fattymattk]

I wrote a little parody about the pit. Special thanks to eminem for writing the original lyrics.

Please note: this isn't meant to offend anyone. I'm just joking around.

for example:

"Punkerdrummer, could she be dumber?
A punk, a vegan, a girl, and a drummer"

I don't think she is dumb at all. I'm just using stereotypes to get a little humour across.

Please don't feel offended anyone.

And if I didn't include you in this, don't feel left out. Actually feel happy.

I was going to record this, but then I realized I can't rap, so I won't bother. Read the actual lyrics to the original version and listen to the song if you want the full effect.




Without Me by fattymattk

Black Box is coming, everyone hide
Everyone hide, everyone hide
Black Box is coming, everyone hide
Everyone hide, everyone hide


Guess who's back, back again
Fatty's back, tell your friends
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back.....

I created a monster, called fattymattk two
He got banned, and all that's left is the first fatty
The non spammer
Well if you want fatty, then this is what I'll hand ya
Some perfume that smells like pendrightheloved1
Did you know he's my brother, he's also my son
I saw Trooper the other day at the hospital
He wanted a sex change the doctor was operating
And you know that Noel wasn't cooperating
Cuz he thought the penis they gave him was degrading
And in the back I saw Looozer masturbating
I think you need to be meaner Clintillia
Because everyone's jealous of the guy you're dating
I know M.O.D. is R @ T
It's not just me you're annoying
And dissimilarly to ikikdababy
The pit would be empty without me
And look at SPITS, Jared's bum on your lips
Stop being jealous of subway's 6 inch
Now get ready cuz my spam's returning
School's out I'm no longer busy not learning

Now this looks like the place for me
I don't even care if everyone leaves me
Cuz the pit needs someone to be funny
Perhaps someday that will be me

Yeah this looks like the place for me
I don't even care if everyone leaves me
Cuz the pit needs someone to be funny
Perhaps someday that will be me


Little newbies, what are these kids, 4?
Starting threads that have been made thousand times before
I think they checked their intelligence at the door
All they can tell you is that your mother's a whore
And pimpdaddy, he's kinda scary, he doesn't like my antics
But that's ok cuz no one likes him
Hey Agrim, you can suck my dick
Because I won't kiss your ass or read your long posts
And there laughing at his own jokes is wookie
Has a half assed mullet and shaves all of his body
But look at me (dun a nun a nun a nun a) I'm fat man
I'm gonna enter in my fat mobile
It sort of reminds me of meals on wheels
And you know I'm gonna spam the shit out of the pit
I'm sure one of my hundred posts today will be a hit
Last post column? it's all me
Feel the pressure, you can't keep up with me
I make sense unlike kida and mardy
And quality, what's that, I go for quantity

chorus

a tisk-it a task-it
Clintillia just fucked a dead cat
I hope LightRaven didn't hear that
Zerokewl, you need to jerk off dude
Once in awhile we all need to spooge
And mx, the man without sex
The ageless guy no one knows much about
And superdan, you're too old
Let's go, it's over, we all know about your child porn
We all know DBoon's Ghost, about his computer he'll boast
A paedophile probably, why else would he read our posts?
Punkerdrummer, could she be dumber?
A punk, a vegan, a girl, and a drummer
But sometimes the pit just seems
Like everyone wants to discuss me
How could this be, I'm disgusting
I'm sure ikikdababy is more interesting
Black Box wears shades he must be cool
Disco Stu, what's up with you
I'm pretty sure you like the child porn too
I'd appreciate if you'd share it too
So here's a concept to think over
If a dozen more fatty's joined the board
Would you run or stay or cry uncontrollably
I think it'd be empty without me

chorus

la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la laa
la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la laa

[Clintillia]

Very good :)

[Jorgeorge]

Whew, I thought I was gonna be in there.
Enjoyable.

[rvd7692]

he he now really record it!

[Kazooie2]

why wasnt good ol' kazooie2 put in?????????

[Kazooie2]

but good song by the way (y) :D

[domestic]

i say you record it, who cares if you cant rap it'd still be funny

[xxxwookie]

And there laughing at his own jokes is wookie
Has a half assed mullet and shaves all of his body
Hey! You have to be a complete *** to have a mullet! :lol:

Cool song dude! record the bass line and do the rap... just for a laugh!

[pendrightheloved1]

RVD do the rap

[Android]

That song can be characterised as both idiotic and infantile...

[fattymattk]

Originally posted by Android
That song can be characterised as both idiotic and infantile...
sorry I didn't include you.

I couldn't find anything that rhymed with uptight fuckheaded penis wanker.

[Milkbull]

Originally posted by fattymattk
punkerdrummer, could she be dumber?
A punk, a vegan, a girl, and a drummer


how true :D


nice song

[fattymattk]

Originally posted by Milkbull


how true :D


nice song

I originally had blonde in there too but rachel informed me that she wasn't one.

[AIC4LiFe]

lol that was pretty **** good, and hey it even made my hangover recede a little!:lol:

[Mardy]

I got only mentioned once....:upset:

[Android]

Hmmpfff...
Fattymattk has an intellect equivalent to that of a child, hence why I incorporated the word "infantile" in my previous post. Furthermore, your terrible rebuke did not have a grave impact on me; it truly could be classified as a source of enlightenment in regards to your intellectual capacity.

[Mardy]

are you trying to be smart or something?

[Android]

I am not attempting to “be smart”. I am merely stating how ignorant this “individual” truly is.

[davenator666]

Originally posted by fattymattk

sorry I didn't include you.

I couldn't find anything that rhymed with uptight fuckheaded penis wanker.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*falls over*

None of your intellectual smart talk will beat thet Android!

Good Job Matt

[Android]

Nevertheless this "opinion" is taken from my perspective, thus I am comparing his intelligence to that of my own. In conclusion, I can state that I am of intellectual superiority to fattymattk in that I do not need to resort to puerile humor to gain attention.

[Android]

[My previous post goes in accordance to the post: I am not attempting to “be smart”. I am merely stating how ignorant this “individual” truly is.]

[davenator666]

What, did someone say something!
Since when have you ever gained attention!
You may feel you are intimidating towards other MX users but trying to act "intellectually superior" will get you nowhere, it just makes you look like more of an uptight fuckheaded
penis wanker! :lol:

[Android]

You insolent child!

[Mistake Pageant]

lol, that was great fmk. I think you should try and put the android thing in.

[Android]

You impudent strumpet!

[Mardy]

Stop it! We may end up laughing!

[Android]

The intention of my retort was certainly not to amuse you..

[Mardy]

Your harassments are insusceptible!

[GertrudeMcCrack]

Originally posted by Android
I do not need to resort to puerile humor to gain attention. You couldn't think of a rap of your own, could ya!?! :p

[fattymattk]

uhh newsflash android:

I am smart. Just because I would rather have fun than try and impress people with my use of big words, doesn't mean I am stupid. Do you want me to point out the intellectual qualities in my rap? There are a few, but perhaps you overlooked them.

Let me know if you want me to point them out to you.

[Jaco]

I love Android!

And FattyMattk, where was I in the song? Man, I feel left out.....


Jaco

[fattymattk]

Originally posted by Jaco
I love Android!

And FattyMattk, where was I in the song? Man, I feel left out.....


Jaco

sorry dude. You don't have any outstanding characteristics that I could write about. Plus I don't think you post that much, because I hardly know who you are.

[davenator666]

What the hell is an "Impudent Strumpet", I think your getting ahead of yourself there Android!

[davenator666]

And what about me Matt, Na, just kiddin, they were great lyrics!

[DrPepper]

Android,

Did you see the Simpsons-episode were Homer went back to college?

They (homer and his friends) did some stupid deeds and seemingly had to impress the dean to be not dismissed from the college. so Homer wants the students preventing the dean from being knocked down by Homer.
But they're that smart that the calculate the drag.
The dean was knocked down and they were thrown out.

That's the way of your smartness.
You try to be smart in every sutuation even if it's inpropriate.
People won't mind you if you keep your arrogant behaviour.
Maybe you're able to look for 50 words per second in your dictionary but I guess you can't do normal life activities for shit.

[Android]

Impudent Strumpet = "rude whore" [Pardon my colloquial language]

DrPepper stated: “People won't mind you if you keep your arrogant behaviour...”
This insinuates that if I continue to act in a conceited manner I will be "liked". Perhaps you should not have said that...

Furthermore, I admit that written language does not reflect intelligence. Nevertheless, fattymattk’s incoherent gibberish can not be characterized as to be intellectually stimulating. Thus I will resort to calling him an ‘ignoramus’,

[looozer]

Originally posted by Android
I am not attempting to “be smart”. I am merely stating how ignorant this “individual” truly is.
One manifestation of intellegence is the ability to write parodies. Another is the ability to tell when someone is serious and when they are joking, when you should laugh and when you shouldn't. You can have all the knowledge in the world, but I think fatty wins in those categories, not to mention in maturity as well.

Go take a cold shower, then eat bleach and die.

[Android]

In addition, I must state that I am fond of people that appreciate my presence:

“I love Android!”
- Jaco

[Android]

Loozer, your dreadful attempt at sounding “intelligent” deserves to be ridiculed.

[fattymattk]

Originally posted by Android
Impudent Strumpet = "rude whore" [Pardon my colloquial language]

DrPepper stated: “People won't mind you if you keep your arrogant behaviour...”
This insinuates that if I continue to act in a conceited manner I will be "liked". Perhaps you should not have said that...

Furthermore, I admit that written language does not reflect intelligence. Nevertheless, fattymattk’s incoherent gibberish can not be characterized as to be intellectually stimulating. Thus I will resort to calling him an ‘ignoramus’,

dude. I don't know if you know this, but humour is a form of intelligence. It takes a brain to know what's funny and not. Have you ever noticed how some people try to be funny, but they end up sounding lame, or cliched? Now I don't like bragging, but I can usually tell.

And how am I ignorant?

a lot of thought went into that dude. Perhaps it's not as funny to you because you don't know a lot of the inside jokes that go on around here.

But guess what? I don't care. Say what you want, your big words don't hurt me.

[Mistake Pageant]

Looozer is actually intelligent. Well from what i've seen from arguement type threads, whereas you just bitch with complex vocab. Like "the ignorance of this thread does not deserve my comment". anyway... die like a bitch.

[looozer]

I don't need to sound intelligent you dumb fucking cunt. I am intelligent. I think most users that I know will be able to vouch for that. But I don't care. Go on living in your delusion.

This was directed toward Android. Thanks for backing me up Mistake Peagant. :)

[Android]

Defeat was truly imminent. I never expected to “win” this discussion because children think like children…

[pendrightheloved1]

just go away

[simplephotographinthesun]

:lol: :lol:

Brilliance

And Android, read the disclaimer...it was all meant in good fun.

[Android]

I will not depart...
I refuse to leave!!
AHAHAHA

- That should be regarded as childish humor..

[simplephotographinthesun]

I wish black box was here.

[Android]

How so?

[pendrightheloved1]

Ban Happy

[simplephotographinthesun]

Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
Ban Happy

Ding ding ding we have a winner :D

[Android]

I have done nothing wrong...
I was merely voicing my opinion!

[Android]

Freedom of Speech... hmmmpffff

[pendrightheloved1]

tis all trooper did

[simplephotographinthesun]

Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
tis all trooper did

Poor trooper :upset:

[Android]

......

[looozer]

Wow you're soooooooo mature. You have nothing important to say, but wish to stay and annoy us, so you're spamming until the cows come home. :rolleyes:

[pendrightheloved1]

mourn damn you:mad:

[simplephotographinthesun]

Stubborn and proud

[Android]

Loozer please do not question my integrity…

[Broken Glass]

:lol:

that was great!:D

[pendrightheloved1]

Broken Glass, Broken glass, loves to take it up the bottom



^^see, i can do it too:eek::D

[simplephotographinthesun]

If we're childish and immature, why do you keep bantering with us in this "childish" thread?

[DrPepper]

Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
Broken Glass, Broken glass, loves to take it up the bottom



^^see, i can do it too:eek::D

This childish and infantil contribution didn't stimulate the synapsis of my 2000kg brain in the manner it was supposed to be

[simplephotographinthesun]

Originally posted by DrPepper


This childish and infantil contribution didn't stimulate the synapsis of my 2000kg brain in the manner it was supposed to be

:lol:

Oh no, you're becoming like him :eek:

[Android]

That is what I would call humor!

[pendrightheloved1]

if you could bring yourself to admit it was funny?

[Android]

:P

[fattymattk]

ok Android...

why don't you put yourself on the line, and start a thread that you think is funny?

I would like to see examples of mature, non-childish humour.

and you still didn't answer my question...why am I ignorant?

[Clintillia]

Android, no one really cares what you think.

[Clintillia]

Android, just to let you know, there is no "freedom of speech" here. This isn't a democracy. It is private property owned by mx. He and any of the mods can ban your ass without a moment's notice. No one gives a shit as to what you have to say. So, don't pull that freedom of speech bs because it won't work in here.

[Android]

Haha....Contain yourself young lady...

[leprechaun]

Very funny, good job Fattymattk.

[Firesoloist9]

Great job Fattymattk. You really should record that. It'd be hilarious.

[m.o.d]

I second that.

[Agrim]

At first i was hoping to be in his rap. Than i read what he said about me and i was sad. I didn't want to be in it anymore.

Am i the only one who likes Android?

[Android]

Thank you! Appreciation is an eminent factor in the ideology of 'friendship', perchance I did not only make enemies today?..

[LightRaven]

Care to elaborate on what you were inferring in my line of the song, matt?

LightRaven

[fattymattk]

Originally posted by LightRaven
Care to elaborate on what you were inferring in my line of the song, matt?

LightRaven

I assumed that you don't like hearing about ****ing dead cats.

I know you have a cat, so you probably wouldn't like it.

[ikikdababy]

Two things...

Android, you are so faking the brainspeak. No way do you talk like that outside of the computer... For one, your syntax is butt-*** ugly, and you don't speak like that in all the threads around here... Dictionaries don't help with grammar I guess...

And two...

"It's not just me you're annoying
And dissimilarly to ikikdababy
The pit would be empty without me
And look at SPITS, Jared's bum on your lips
Stop being jealous of subway's 6 inch"

What's that mean? Dissimilarly to me? You mean I'm not annoying? Also, di you know my name was Jared or were actually talking about the Subway guy?

"How could this be, I'm disgusting
I'm sure ikikdababy is more interesting"

Huh?

[PimpDaddyKabZ]

I got put in a bad verse......

[Julies Ruined]

Good job fmk, I like your rap thing! :)

[fattymattk]

Originally posted by PimpDaddyKabZ
I got put in a bad verse......

yeah that verse wasn't that good.



"It's not just me you're annoying
And dissimilarly to ikikdababy
The pit would be empty without me
And look at SPITS, Jared's bum on your lips
Stop being jealous of subway's 6 inch"

What's that mean? Dissimilarly to me? You mean I'm not annoying? Also, di you know my name was Jared or were actually talking about the Subway guy?

"How could this be, I'm disgusting
I'm sure ikikdababy is more interesting"


the annoying line goes with the mod and rat line

I was sort of making fun how you left for all that time, and things didn't really change, whereas if I left, the pit would probably be different.

and yeah, Jared is the subway guy.

and the second part: I was just using your name for the sake of rhyme really. Sometimes it seems like everyone pays attention to me, when there's a lot more interesting people around

like you

[thatoikid]

FMK, i have mixed feelings for your rap. i am both happy and sad that i wasn't in it. but then again i don't think you know me and therefore had nothing to say about me. it's cool.


i think android is hilarious.

[ikikdababy]

Originally posted by fattymattk


yeah that verse wasn't that good.




the annoying line goes with the mod and rat line

I was sort of making fun how you left for all that time, and things didn't really change, whereas if I left, the pit would probably be different.

and yeah, Jared is the subway guy.

and the second part: I was just using your name for the sake of rhyme really. Sometimes it seems like everyone pays attention to me, when there's a lot more interesting people around

like you


oh OK... I get it now... I didn't bother counting lines to see what matched up... It's true though, people may have missed my presence, but they didn't leave either... Whereas if you (and some others as well) left, well yeah... Anyway...

I thought you had found out about SPITS and my sexual relationship... Phew...

More interesting... Like me... Well, I may be pretty interesting... But I've never taken a bus to another country to see a girl who I met on the internet... Mx's 'most interesting person award' goes to you... those are my thoughts anyway...

[simplephotographinthesun]

Ikik = Jared :eek:

Hey ikik, still lookin good :cool:

[rvd7692]

Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
RVD do the rap
hehe its only for a select few to hear. :D


and to android get a life.

[Pop music sucks]

Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun
Ikik = Jared :eek:

Hey ikik, still lookin good :cool: :lol:

He looks good cause he got aides:lol:

[simplephotographinthesun]

Originally posted by rvd7692

hehe its only for a select few to hear. :D


and to android get a life.

Did you get my email?

[rvd7692]

Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun


Did you get my email?

yeah but how do you want it? distored, clean what?

catch me on aim and ill try and do it tonight if i get a chance.

[simplephotographinthesun]

Originally posted by rvd7692


yeah but how do you want it? distored, clean what?

catch me on aim and ill try and do it tonight if i get a chance.

i dont really care :lol:

[sh!tblossum]

does anyone agree with me that android must have the tightest *** of anyone on this board?

matt! you didn't make fun of good old patrick? o feel left out. :upset:

[Clintillia]

The tightest? No no. The loosest.

[sh!tblossum]

Originally posted by Clintillia
The tightest? No no. The loosest.

nah, i have the loosest ***, he's the tightass of musicianforums.

[Clintillia]

There are just somethings that you don't admit to..

[sh!tblossum]

Originally posted by Clintillia
There are just somethings that you don't admit to..

well, not openly. ;)

[LightRaven]

Originally posted by fattymattk


I assumed that you don't like hearing about ****ing dead cats.

I know you have a cat, so you probably wouldn't like it.

Nice try.

[®ª†]

The song is creative but (in my opinion) stupid.

[pendrightheloved1]

well go away then

[®ª†]

...stupid yet creative and mildly entertaining. ;)

[LordDarky]

great song, but the lord of darkyness was not included :upset:

and android is really living up to his username.

Intelligent yet lacks feeling, just like an android ;)

[DBoons Ghost]

I laughed my ass off personally. I think Matty pegged it right on with everyone. I love little boys! I have candy. Won't someone have some candy? It's right here in the back seat of my van.. come on.. I don't bite.

:lol:

[®ª†]

not everyone :evil:

[fattymattk]

Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun
Ikik = Jared :eek:

Hey ikik, still lookin good :cool:

hahaha lmao


I actually recorded it. It took me two tries, but I still couldn't get it right. I kept laughing, and saying words wrong. I'm not a rapper hehe.

I'll probably have a link up for it later.

[Hababi]

*Just got around to reading it*

Cool song matt. Shoulda known how you'd fit me in there :lol:

[fattymattk]

how could I leave the famous zerokewl out?

[Hababi]

*looking for the hidden "in" before famous* ;)

Actually I'm probably one of the least mentioned regular posters. People think of Box, Mattk, Rachel, good ol' Trooper, Kabz, SPITS, and superdan etc. mainly.

[fattymattk]

nah you definitely have a personality. I tried to include everyone who stands out among everyone else somehow.

[simplephotographinthesun]

Originally posted by zerokewl999999
*looking for the hidden "in" before famous* ;)

Actually I'm probably one of the least mentioned regular posters. People think of Box, Mattk, Rachel, good ol' Trooper, Kabz, SPITS, and superdan etc. mainly.

They do :eek:

[fattymattk]

yeah Mr. Subway/incest/bob saget

[simplephotographinthesun]

Originally posted by fattymattk
yeah Mr. Subway/incest/bob saget

I feel recognized :cool:

[Julies Ruined]

Wheres Stephanie?

[ikikdababy]

Before you ask where Stephanie is, we must know who Stephanie is... We do not.

[Julies Ruined]

Stephanie Tanner...I dont see her in simplephotographinthesun's
ava.

[simplephotographinthesun]

Originally posted by Julies Ruined
Stephanie Tanner...I dont see her in simplephotographinthesun's
ava.

Opps :lol:

[Julies Ruined]

:lol: She's my favorite. Michelle's not there either...thats okay. I hate Michelle.

[fattymattk]

I hated Kimmy

she got on my nerves grrr :upset:

[sh!tblossum]

i thought full house was crap.

[fattymattk]

I thought it was cool.

I had a crush on DJ.

[Clintillia]

I had a crush on uh the rock guy.

[fattymattk]

???

oh Jesse hehe

he was obsessed with Elvis

[Clintillia]

Yeah hehe

[fattymattk]

actually I liked the olsen twins

even though they were 3

[Android]

I disliked 'Full House' due to the family principles incorporated within the show...

[LightRaven]

And which family principles would they be?


LightRaven

[pendrightheloved1]

Originally posted by zerokewl999999
*looking for the hidden "in" before famous* ;)

Actually I'm probably one of the least mentioned regular posters. People think of Box, Mattk, Rachel, good ol' Trooper, Kabz, SPITS, and superdan etc. mainly.

people always forget me:(

[®ª†]

Who are you?

[fattymattk]

ok the file is too big to upload anywhere. If you want it IM me at fattymattk on AIM or YIM.

[simplephotographinthesun]

Kimmy so funny :lol:

I wish I had the dog in my avatar :upset:

[Ozmodius]

Hahaha! Good job!

[CaNdYkId]

Originally posted by Android
You impudent strumpet!

you do realize that when you wrote this, you called him an shameless woman prostitute, right?

ok, well anyway, great song matt :) Thank God i wasn't in it ;)

[Mardy]

Originally posted by pendrightheloved1


people always forget me:(
me 2 :(

[fattymattk]

I remembered both of you :)

[Julies Ruined]

The Tanners' dogs name was Comet! :) I liked Comet.

[PimpDaddyKabZ]

You know in real life....DJ and Steve who are boyfriend and girlfriend in the show are actually cousins?

[iamsuperdan]

Hee hee. Very clever.

Actually some talent here. And I'm referring to Matt's song, not the rest of the thread. :p


:lol:

[Julies Ruined]

Originally posted by PimpDaddyKabZ
You know in real life....DJ and Steve who are boyfriend and girlfriend in the show are actually cousins?

No way! Did they ever kiss on the show? :amaze:

[®ª†]

yep. I think they kissed in the Cement truck.



don't ask me how I remembered that.

[Led_Zep_Bonham]

Nice matt! That's really funny because my sister is obsessed with the song so I hear it a lot. It fit perfectly.

I guess I don't stand though*shrugs shoulders*

[evildove]

dude you are one hell of a geek if you spend that much time in this message board to know all that bout the differant members and then spend the time to write a **** song about it

[PimpDaddyKabZ]

Originally posted by Julies Ruined


No way! Did they ever kiss on the show? :amaze:

Did they ever kiss??

when have they NOT kissed on the show?

[Led_Zep_Bonham]

Originally posted by evildove
dude you are one hell of a geek if you spend that much time in this message board to know all that bout the differant members and then spend the time to write a **** song about it

Please die...fag.

[Julies Ruined]

:lol:

I guess they did kiss a lot. But they were cousins?
Eh, I guess it was just acting, but I still wouldent want to kiss my cousins.

[fattymattk]

Originally posted by iamsuperdan
Hee hee. Very clever.

Actually some talent here. And I'm referring to Matt's song, not the rest of the thread. :p


:lol:

yeah this is a pretty shitty thread haha.

and thanks for thinking its clever. Some people *cough*Android*cough* can't appreciate stuff like this. dude you are one hell of a geek if you spend that much time in this message board to know all that bout the differant members and then spend the time to write a **** song about it

well after 9+ months you get to know some people pretty well.

and I could be wrong, but are you not a newbie? I think you are, and therefore, couldn't possibly understand the content of the song. Therefore, your negative comments are not appreciated.

[simplephotographinthesun]

Hmm DJ is now married to Valeri Bure of the Florida Panthers :(