The Irritated Babysitter

[The_Funny_Guy]

hey everyone. this is my first thread and i purposely made it stupid and pointless. hopefully its somewhat funny, maybe, but i just felt like fooling around, ill try something more serious l8er. So don't crit to to hard cause its meant to be stupid and pointless. hence the name the funny guy. enjoy!!

Irritated Babysitter

On a dark sunny night
The humidity of winter
I went into a house
got stabbed with a splinter
t'was a little boy of 9
the little bastard
attacked me with all his might

So I took his pen lid hostage!!
And demanded my shirt back
But he gave me me a dirty sock
I wanted that next weekage!!
So i quit that job...as a babysitter named jack

Babysitting sucks!(Babysitting sucks!)
But the money's worth it (But the money's worth it)
But the money's worth it(But the money's worth it)
So i do it anyways!

The next was child named Billy Mack
I walked in the house
and she jumped on my back
t'was a girl of 6
The little bastard
Ran me into a wall and my vision turned black

I wake to a white ceiling
and find a nurse come and take my tempurature
I watched TV till i was boring
The doctore came in with some sort of apperature
he told me my head was cracked
Those little bastards
Because of them i am balding!!!!

Babysitting sucks!(Babysitting sucks!)
But the money's worth it (But the money's worth it)
But the money's worth it(But the money's worth it)
So i do it anyways!

(chorus repeats and fades)

so tell me if its crappier than crap or if its pretty funny. :thumb: can't wait for the crits, should be interesting!

[--Attaboy_Skip--]

HAHAHAHA! Holy hell, that was the funniest ditty I've ever read on this site. My God, I'm tearing I've laughed so hard! Good job, looking forward the that "serious" song though. :thumb:

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

I'm looking forward to when someone who feels like crushing your soul responds. I just can't bare to do it.

[mshort813]

at least make it rhyme. and no, this wasn't funny.

[mshort813]

I'm looking forward to when someone who feels like crushing your soul responds. I just can't bare to do it.

I think everyone's pretty sick of doing that. I hope someone does though.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Yeah, it would just be cooler to hijack it and slip in jokes about his mom* every once and a while.


*Cause she's a ****ing bitch.

[theredwonder]

I agree.

guyswithbitchesformomssaygetoutofmythread?

[mshort813]

Yeah, it would just be cooler to hijack it and slip in jokes about his mom* every once and a while.


*Cause she's a ****ing bitch.

Zing!

redwonder has cool avatars.

[theredwonder]

I homebake them all for that fresh avatar taste.

mmMMmm

[mshort813]

I homebake them all for that fresh avatar taste.

mmMMmm

and Iai steals them. and talk show host.

I homemade this avatar. Actually, I lied. I made a smiley at some site and then put it as my avatar.

[Permanent Solution]

Threadstarter, your username lied.

[theredwonder]

^^your username sucked :)


mshort - Iai, pixies, Talk Show Host and valley all currently have my avatar :/

[Witty Username]

And doctor d, or something similar. At least, he did earlier today.

[mshort813]

And doctor d, or something similar. At least, he did earlier today.

Do something witty.

Or else your a liar just like the threadstarter.

[Permanent Solution]

^^your username sucked :)


mshort - Iai, pixies, Talk Show Host and valley all currently have my avatar :/
/neg reps

Wait... :upset:

[theredwonder]

:D












:D

[TheSeeker625]

I think this song needs better delivery. Good theme though.

[theredwonder]

That crit is worse than this spam.

Read this - http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=266813

[TheSeeker625]

Sorry, I'm lazy. It's one of my numerous character flaws.

[The_Funny_Guy]

hey, dont take it so seriously!, its just a joke, to see what people would think, guess people cant take jokes eh?

[theredwonder]

Do you laugh with people when they tell bad jokes?

No, you laugh at them. We're just keeping with tradition.

[The_Funny_Guy]

at least make it rhyme. and no, this wasn't funny.

hey chill out, it rhymes in some places :lol:

[The_Funny_Guy]

Do you laugh with people when they tell bad jokes?

No, you laugh at them. We're just keeping with tradition.


good point i agree with you. but lets not take this thread seriously eh? :thumb:

[mshort813]

hey, dont take it so seriously!, its just a joke, to see what people would think, guess people cant take jokes eh?
No, don't get us wrong. We like jokes, but this doesn't even come close to being a joke. The definition of the word joke probably includes the word humor and funny. And this song is far from either of those.

Heres some real jokes!
http://www.jokes.com/
^^for threadstarter only.

We've had enough of these threads also.

[Witty Username]

Do something witty.

Or else your a liar just like the threadstarter.
It's morrissey.

You know I can't be witty.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Wait, the threadstarter is mozz or you are?

[Witty Username]

I am.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Ho.

[Witty Username]

yo.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

joke
n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Wait, what did your song fail to do?

[bisnotch]

i could've sworn i heard crickets after i read this.

[The_Funny_Guy]

No, don't get us wrong. We like jokes, but this doesn't even come close to being a joke. The definition of the word joke probably includes the word humor and funny. And this song is far from either of those.

Heres some real jokes!
http://www.jokes.com/
^^for threadstarter only.

We've had enough of these threads also.

alright thats cool, just wanted to see the conversation that this stupid pointless song would stir up, :lol: im satisfied with the results! thanx for the input, ill put together some better more serious songs, and i guarentee you they will be better :thumb:

[The_Funny_Guy]

i could've sworn i heard crickets after i read this.

i heard crickets when i wrote this :smash:

[Witty Username]

I forgot why I stopped coming here for a minute.

[Permanent Solution]

I forgot why I stopped coming here for a minute.
Silly you.

It's like the pit, but it's S&L.