Worst Movie Titles

[woodsinho]

So, ever gone to the movies not knowing what you want to see?
What are the movie names that are so bad/pretentious/just plain stupid that they put you off going to see a film before knowing anything about it?

I'll start it off with Sex Lives of the Potato Men.

[Interstate]

Blood Orgy Of The She Devils - theres no blood, and theres no orgies :upset:

[shadow_stalker]

Team America, im glad i went to see it because it was brilliant, but as soon as i heard the title i thought it was going to be another **** film about terorists where 1 man leads he yank's army to victory over an evil dictator! (as most films that have anything to do with the american army do)

but thankfully it wasn't

[Esp Griffyn]

Saw

Cocky pretentious Bull****.

[Bartender]

Attack of the Clones is pretty damn poor.

[(LOKI)]

It Came From Outer Space, good old cheesy 50's sci-fi

[houses_of_holy]

Terminator Woman is really rubbish

[OperationWalrus]

The Thing hahaha

[Klown]

I'll start it off with Sex Lives of the Potato Men.

I saw that and it was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

[JACK!]

Death Race 2000. This film changed my life.

[griftadan]

bullet proof monk

[Evil Clown Liquor]

Fight Club turned me off, it sounded like it was gonna be a generic movie about fighting. As a result, sadly, I did't see it in theaters. :upset:

[JACKROXYOU]

Lord of the G-strings

[Mister_Che]

Lord of the G-strings

I've seen that. Too much talk, not enough pr0n.

[Kurtz]

Lord of the G-strings
Dildo Saggins :lol:

[cobert]

Lord of the G-strings

Actually, that sounds kinda interesting.....








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[JACK!]

Lord of the G-strings

The World Is Not A Muff is better

[jaymz_is_god]

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

[Mister_Che]

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

My view is, that movie was meant to have a 20's/30's comic book feel to it. From the title to the visual style. That being said, yes, the title sucked. :)

[JAStewart]

Saw

Cocky pretentious Bull****.


I loved it. Acting was kinda bad.

Bad titles:

Killer Clowns From Outro Space.

A lot of fun though.

[StaticSynth]

I can't believe nobody's said this yet: Meet the Fockers.

Awful title. If you're going to try to be rebellious/controversial/obscene then you should go all the way instead of pussying out.

[Kurtz]

Meet the ****ers.

[StaticSynth]

Naked Lunch.

I can think of two things wrong with that title.

Indeed.

Simpsons references never get old. :thumb:

[StaticSynth]

Meet the ****ers.

Controversy :eek:

[Kif]

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
I'll Kill You... I'll Bury You... I'll Spit On Your Grave Too!

[StaticSynth]

You know, apparantly they were only allowed to call it that if they found a famliy whos name was actually Focker. So they went through all the phone books to find one. And they did. In Canada there is a family called the Fockers.

Sounds like too much effort to secure a lame title. :thumb:

[Bartender]

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
I'll Kill You... I'll Bury You... I'll Spit On Your Grave Too!

That's an awesome title.

[StaticSynth]

Yeah. Shoulda called it 'Meet the Jonzeys'.

I like it :thumb:

[simplephotographinthesun]

leprechaun in the hood

[cobert]

leprechaun in the hood

WHAT!!!!

Thats so ****ing awesome, i think my face melted.

[Iron_Weed]

They saved Hitlers brain!

[thedeadwalk!]

I can't believe nobody's said this yet: Meet the Fockers.

Awful title. If you're going to try to be rebellious/controversial/obscene then you should go all the way instead of pussying out.
Maybe if their last name was ****er... :rolleyes:

For me:

Big Trouble in Little China
Murdered by Death
Phantom of the Opera
Owning Mahoney
The Wicker Man
I Was a Teenage Faust
...and many, many more!

[cobert]

Murdered by death sounds like it started as a lifetime channel original movie and slowly turned into a softcore ****.

[Evil Clown Liquor]

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
I'll Kill You... I'll Bury You... I'll Spit On Your Grave Too!


*Points To User Title*

EDIT: NVM, forgot I changed it...

Well, it used to say "J. Christ, Vampie Hunter", but...not...anymore...


...nevermind. :upset:

[JACKROXYOU]

Dildo Saggins :lol:

cant believe you've seen it

thats ****in awsome

[Tails]

Gay ******s from Outer Space.

it's a real movie.

[Aramis]

The Hot Chick
Mean Girls
Dude, Where's My Car?
Big Fish
Airplane
Feardotcom
The Grudge
Saw
The Ring
It
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Home Fries
Die Hard
Get Over It
The New Guy
Someone Like You
Riding in Cars with Boys
Can't Hardly Wait
Something's Gotta Give
Basic
Octopussy
All the Pretty Horses
The Man Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain
I Heart Huckabees
Isn't She Great


Also, anything with a number where the letters should be:

Se7en
Thir13en Ghosts
2 Fast 2 Furious

. . .a sad attempt at being 1337?

[JACKROXYOU]

but se7en was awsome

[jaymz_is_god]

I agree with Feardotcom and Dude, Where's My Car?

[Interstate]

I Was a Teenage Faust

I saw that today - although I missed some of it - weeeird film :)

[cods]

Lord of the G-strings

misty mundae, the lead girl in it, is super-freaking hot.

she is also in spiderwoman.

[cods]

I don't even know how you pronounce that!
Is it Sezen?
Sesevenen?
Seven-with-a-v-which-was-rotated-a-little-bit?

seven.

[StaticSynth]

Gay ******s from Outer Space.

it's a real movie.

Its also one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. :thumb:

[StaticSynth]

I don't even know how you pronounce that!
Is it Sezen?
Sesevenen?
Seven-with-a-v-which-was-rotated-a-little-bit?

It's a rotated 'L'. In the directors commentary on the DVD, the director says it is a reference to Tetris. Go figure. :thumb:

[JACKROXYOU]

misty mundae, the lead girl in it, is super-freaking hot.

she is also in spiderwoman.

hell yea with out the talkin that movie was awsome

hot lesbians for an hour mmm mmm

[The Digital Pimp]

Thir13en Ghosts or whatever it is...

And Edward Penishands :lol: