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aznriceball
01-19-2006, 12:50 AM
does anyone like cranberry juice? i like it when it's in my mouth, but once i stop drinking it, i get a horrible horrible aftertaste. ick. cranberries. i'll stick to pineapple passion mango juice, thank you very much.

cranberry wayy to sour for me. although ur right about the aftertaste..everyone tells me they dont know what im talking about.

pineapple juice = pwn:chug:

styler
01-19-2006, 12:51 AM
i like the aftertaste, i dont like the just downing it taste. it always gives me the runs too :(

Double Bass Jim
01-19-2006, 12:52 AM
Ohh man cranberry juice is GREAT for you and I love the stuff, it's good for cleaning you out thats for sure.

aznriceball
01-19-2006, 12:54 AM
g'night MX im off to bed then waking up and rushing to 8:40 class :)

styler
01-19-2006, 12:57 AM
boo, and i was just gonna bitch about having to be awake by 10am, lol

Blank
01-19-2006, 12:58 AM
Thanks aznriceball.
Im getting a practice pad asap :thumb:

Hey Jim I made a request for a name change. :thumb:

styler
01-19-2006, 01:12 AM
night everybody...i hope something is on for the next 2 and a half hours...cya

Der Meister
01-19-2006, 01:40 AM
I got my hair cut :*(

from shoulder length to a 3

Jezen
01-19-2006, 03:46 AM
does anyone like cranberry juice? i like it when it's in my mouth, but once i stop drinking it, i get a horrible horrible aftertaste. ick. cranberries. i'll stick to pineapple passion mango juice, thank you very much.

I love the stuff. It's gorgeous!

Kosmos Tree
01-19-2006, 04:13 AM
I got my hair cut :*(

from shoulder length to a 3

whoo, i did that too, but i don't miss it.

@Ryan: So you finally got your avatar, huh? Looks good :)

Jezen
01-19-2006, 04:16 AM
I also got a haircut. Someone commented that I look like the fonz now.

Jezen
01-19-2006, 04:16 AM
9000 posts.

:chug:

Kosmos Tree
01-19-2006, 04:18 AM
^^^^
congrats, i'm just 8097 behind :chug:

i love my haircut, they dry fast, no long hairs everywhere and the girls dig it

BB: what is a fonz?

Jezen
01-19-2006, 04:20 AM
The fonz is the cool guy from Happy Days.

http://dana.ucc.nau.edu/~rb224/images/fonz.jpg

Kosmos Tree
01-19-2006, 04:23 AM
ah, now i get it, thanks

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 09:06 AM
9000 posts.

:chug:


You need to get out more son.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 09:12 AM
The fonz is the cool guy from Happy Days.

http://dana.ucc.nau.edu/%7Erb224/images/fonz.jpg

ehhhhhhhh!!

muthafunkabass
01-19-2006, 09:47 AM
hey drummer person dudes :)

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 09:58 AM
Are the bass forums really that boring now?

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 10:09 AM
^^^buahaha...evidently so...

Der Meister
01-19-2006, 10:24 AM
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=435584

lawl

muthafunkabass
01-19-2006, 10:27 AM
Are the bass forums really that boring now?
you have no idea. :upset:

Futuro
01-19-2006, 11:42 AM
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=435584

lawl Most non drummers are funny when they see some guy playing easy rudiments on an over tightened snare :lol:

styler
01-19-2006, 11:47 AM
wow, like ten posts overnight, thats so not very much for the stronghold :(

muthafunkabass
01-19-2006, 11:52 AM
drum forum is slow.

Talos
01-19-2006, 12:08 PM
drum forum is slow.

Go back to the Bass Forums.



What are Sonor 1005s like?
It looks cool in natural

styler
01-19-2006, 12:09 PM
not as good as say, the 3005's

Talos
01-19-2006, 12:11 PM
not as good as say, the 3005's

I know but theres a couple of hundred price difference

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 12:13 PM
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=435584

lawl


I find it surprisingly funny how stupid non-drummers are...ie. "Swim"

Yeah, he's a very very talented drummer.
^^Talking about Travis Barker

Ok, have it your way but one day you will all realise.
The drummer, Chad or whatever was on TV last night, as a supposed "music legend", please give me a break, he needs to go back to drumming school.

Sorry.

^^Talking about Chad Smith...


hilarious...


EDIT: Sniped page 752...

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 12:14 PM
just a step above 505's...i wouldnt go for em...they come with crappy hardware and wrap finished...they're more of a beginner set. IMO it should be more then a few hundred dollar difference.

To Drummer 101

Talos
01-19-2006, 12:17 PM
just a step above 505's...i wouldnt go for em...they come with crappy hardware and wrap finished...they're more of a beginner set. IMO it should be more then a few hundred dollar difference.

To Drummer 101

Thanks for the help

Futuro
01-19-2006, 12:53 PM
This blues band I play guitar in are gonna cover Roundabout by Yes :lol: Im gonna jam with the guys in a few minutes. This song he said came out of nowhere, he woke up today and wanted to play it haha.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 01:00 PM
that songs is soooo keen

Janeway
01-19-2006, 02:29 PM
I hope Dyke TV taped last night...
And I need to find more batteries.
Crap.

Undisco Kidd
01-19-2006, 02:35 PM
batteries for? :naughty:

Janeway
01-19-2006, 02:40 PM
My shaver...
My vibrating shaver, of course.

Leonard Podolak makes me happy.
http://www.duhks.com/images/gallery/photo.php?imgid=75.jpg

Janeway
01-19-2006, 02:49 PM
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
I made All County.
;.;
I HATE All County.

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 02:55 PM
Hurray. Episode 11 of lost is downloading.

Undisco Kidd
01-19-2006, 03:00 PM
I never watched Lost.

But that does remind me, The Office is on tonight.

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 03:01 PM
I have all 36 episodes :upset:

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 03:13 PM
i've been experimenting with cloning and so far this is what i've got.

cats are no longer safe hiding up in trees

http://dana.ucc.nau.edu/~trm38/webpage/English/side%20effects/dog%20monkey.JPG

RushHourSoul
01-19-2006, 03:16 PM
I have all 36 episodes :upset:

I love that show, my sis has bought the series one dvd, just watched the whole thing. Quite good story line.

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 03:22 PM
Im up to series 2 episode 11. Just saw the monster properly for the first time in episode 10

Janeway
01-19-2006, 03:54 PM
I needed to post this.

Cat Powers

Talos
01-19-2006, 03:56 PM
']i've been experimenting with cloning and so far this is what i've got.

cats are no longer safe hiding up in trees

http://dana.ucc.nau.edu/~trm38/webpage/English/side%20effects/dog%20monkey.JPG

OMFG That is awesome lawlzzz!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!

DuckinFutch
01-19-2006, 03:58 PM
Jesus Christ I Want To Masturbate So ****in Much!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh hhhh!!!

Janeway
01-19-2006, 03:58 PM
I find it funny you posted that just after a picture of a lovely ape/dog.
Do you want to talk about it?

CasB
01-19-2006, 04:00 PM
Yeah...and just go masturbate...what's the big deal...

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 04:01 PM
']i've been experimenting with cloning and so far this is what i've got.

cats are no longer safe hiding up in trees

http://dana.ucc.nau.edu/%7Etrm38/webpage/English/side%20effects/dog%20monkey.JPG

haha...i've seen that a long time ago...there was so many more of them...

Good news guys...got paid today...which means another $120 towards my Pro M's (yes i got more than $120 for my paycheck but 75% goes to a different account for Uni...i now only need $174.35...which i expect to have within 2 paychecks.

Now i have a question...should i buy a new double bass pedal with my Pro M or should i get the Pro M then save up for the pedal?

PS. Now's a good time to whore out my poll...its in G and M entitled "YFD DW5K TIC MJTH"

DuckinFutch
01-19-2006, 04:01 PM
well the ape/dog had nothing to do with it...

More the porn pop-up that came up on my comp because of my viruses...

But it's cause I'm doing the 40 day/40 night thing...

And I thing I might stop...

it's only day 15...

that's kind of weak...

GOD DAMN IT!

Plan B.
01-19-2006, 04:02 PM
I seriously don't think I've gone over 4 days. Ever. That's even talking like trips to the cottage and stuff haha.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:04 PM
I haven't masturbated in 4 days.
I think I'm going to go upstairs, put on some Iron & Wine, pop in a prono tape, and ejaculate all over the picture of my ex.
Ahhh, yeah.
I can feel it now.

CasB
01-19-2006, 04:04 PM
day 15 damn....I couldn't last more than one week...

Hmmm...I wanna buy new cymbals...but I don't have time to go to the music store...And I can't wait till I got enough money to buy a new kit (after I have got a new ride and hihat)

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 04:05 PM
did it three times today...gotta love being sick:lol:

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:06 PM
I hope you atleast washed your hands.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 04:07 PM
who wants to buy my drumset? LOW LOW PRICE OF $150!

I desperately need to get rid of it because my dad wont let me buy my new pro m's till i sell my old kit:upset:

CasB
01-19-2006, 04:07 PM
Whehehe...pfffft when I've finished my beer I'm off to bed...tomorrow after work it's finally weekend again...having a gig saturday :D

DuckinFutch
01-19-2006, 04:07 PM
o god...

I wanna do it so ****in bad now...

ughg

Jezen
01-19-2006, 04:08 PM
Omg omg omg I just asked my girlfriend who she prefers between Rene Creemers and Wim de Vries, and she said "The cowbell".

:o I love her so much..

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 04:08 PM
I hope you atleast washed your hands.

Oh yeah...i hope so too...i wouldnt want my penis to get the stomach flu...

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:11 PM
I hope it gets flesh eating disease.
:3

And Jezen, I think your girlfriend is a little gay.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:12 PM
Ouch. I ate an orange and now I've got citrus-y cuticles.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 04:15 PM
I hope it gets flesh eating disease.
:3

And Jezen, I think your girlfriend is a little gay.

Jezen...i think Pespi is trying to steal your g/f :-/

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:17 PM
Pssh.
I don't even have to try.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 04:19 PM
buahaha...sounds like a challenge...i'd definitely fight for her...i've seen a pic and she's DEFINITELY a looker:naughty:

Plan B.
01-19-2006, 04:19 PM
Omg omg omg I just asked my girlfriend who she prefers between Rene Creemers and Wim de Vries, and she said "The cowbell".

:o I love her so much..


I don't get it?

Haha.

Plan B.
01-19-2006, 04:20 PM
buahaha...sounds like a challenge...i'd definitely fight for her...i've seen a pic and she's DEFINITELY a looker:naughty:

Big eyes eh? Yeah thats pretty hott!

Bwahahahaha.

Jezen
01-19-2006, 04:21 PM
Jezen...i think Pespi is trying to steal your g/f :-/

I think I would have to support your theory.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 04:23 PM
Big eyes eh? Yeah thats pretty hott!

Bwahahahaha.


buahaha...that was good...

but if you wanna call em eyes...by all means, go right ahead:naughty:

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:23 PM
I don't date the British girls.
I'd be afraid to get drunk and kiss a donkey on accident.

Jezen
01-19-2006, 04:24 PM
I don't get it?

Haha.

She loves cowbells..How can you not get that?! :confused:

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 04:25 PM
Dont you just hate it when you see your ex/pics of your ex and they look better than ever? :(

Jezen, make with the pics.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:26 PM
I see my ex every single day, and she looks absolutely amazing.
Her face looks so soft, and she got new glasses that accent those perfect hazel eyes and it just makes me melt a little every time I see her.

Plan B.
01-19-2006, 04:27 PM
She loves cowbells..How can you not get that?! :confused:


Read it:

I just asked my girlfriend who she prefers between Rene Creemers and Wim de Vries, and she said "The cowbell".

That response does not make sense!

:lol:

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 04:29 PM
I see my ex every single day, and she looks absolutely amazing.
Her face looks so soft, and she got new glasses that accent those perfect hazel eyes and it just makes me melt a little every time I see her.

Even worse when mines wearing a PVC nurse outfit :(

Just to prove my point:

http://myspace-861.vo.llnwd.net/00422/16/82/422632861_l.jpg

DuckinFutch
01-19-2006, 04:30 PM
damn, now THAT girl is white...

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 04:31 PM
Its mainly the camera flash. She is quite pale though, damn geordies.

Jezen
01-19-2006, 04:32 PM
Oh yeah because I showed her this picture:

http://www.drumcraft.com.au/events/drumfest_2005/images/drumbassadors.jpg

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:32 PM
She's got great tits.

DuckinFutch
01-19-2006, 04:32 PM
now that makes a little bit more sense...

hahaha

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 04:33 PM
She's got great tits.

You dont know the half of it. A nice, perfectly formed, firm handful :)

DuckinFutch
01-19-2006, 04:34 PM
hahaha...

god, she does...

But she'd be a little bit too white for me...

I like a little tan on my girls...

Der Meister
01-19-2006, 04:35 PM
tangerine dream

CasB
01-19-2006, 04:36 PM
Now it'll be hard not to masturbate :lol:

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:36 PM
My ex was tan.
It always felt strange when we were next to each other because I'm as white as the lady in the picture, and she was Puerto Rican.
I miss her.

CasB
01-19-2006, 04:37 PM
It was good...untill the last sentence.

I hate the "I miss her" crap after telling some memories...

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:39 PM
Yeah, I hate it too...
When men say it.
It's totally different for lesbians.

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 04:39 PM
Have you ever just laid/slept at someones side and thought "damn i never wanna leave this (insert gender here)'s side" ???

Der Meister
01-19-2006, 04:41 PM
Have you ever just laid/slept at someones side and thought "damn i never wanna leave this (insert gender here)'s side" ???

I slept with a traffic cone once. I was to hungover to think so...

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 04:42 PM
o....k

Der Meister
01-19-2006, 04:42 PM
it was just sex i swear!!!

it meant nothing to me.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:43 PM
Yeah.
It was awful to get up and leave her. We didn't even do anything, but I just wanted to stay there and smell her all day. That was enough.

styler
01-19-2006, 04:47 PM
lol phil, im jealous, i envy the crap out of you.

im sick still woot! i had to cancel my drum lesson and a band rehearsal, yippee.

CasB
01-19-2006, 04:48 PM
Yeah...untill she cheated on me...

Der Meister
01-19-2006, 04:49 PM
these replies don't even make sense

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 04:51 PM
lol phil, im jealous, i envy the crap out of you.

im sick still woot! i had to cancel my drum lesson and a band rehearsal, yippee.

Im jealous of her new bf

Janeway
01-19-2006, 04:52 PM
AHHHH!
I don't know how to cook.
My mom told me to put a bag of fries in the oven, and I accidentally left them in there for 45 minutes on 450 degrees.
Ack.

Der Meister
01-19-2006, 04:52 PM
Im jealous of her new bf

is he sexy?

Tim
01-19-2006, 05:01 PM
Ive posted yet another stick review in the stick thread i made in the review sections. It would be great if people did theirs too in the same format if you can.

DuckinFutch
01-19-2006, 05:02 PM
you banged a traffic cone?

0.o
_

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 05:11 PM
thats a little disturbing...yet strangley erotic

:smash:

LittlePound
01-19-2006, 05:18 PM
no he dind't bang the cone, in a crazy act of drunkeness he raped it.....

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:18 PM
My girl said that she is gonna sign up to mx to leave a message...

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 05:21 PM
and the pic im waiting for?

You're just scared i'll try and steal her arent you.

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:22 PM
I don't want to distribute her picture without her consent. It's a bit disrespectful.

LittlePound
01-19-2006, 05:23 PM
Good job BB, stand up for her

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 05:24 PM
,:'-={British Boy}=-':,. || She said I kicked her. It's not true! says:
but my penis is stuck!!! please let go!

Janeway
01-19-2006, 05:26 PM
Don't let her do it, BB.
She'll fall for me. You don't know how silly straight girls are around lesbians.

LittlePound
01-19-2006, 05:26 PM
i'm lost on what that's supposed to mean?

Janeway
01-19-2006, 05:28 PM
Me neither.

Cat Power is cool.

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:30 PM
Don't let her do it, BB.
She'll fall for me. You don't know how silly straight girls are around lesbians.

Silly enough to go bi? :naughty: Nah, ain't no way I could be unfaithful.

The Ska Man
01-19-2006, 05:31 PM
Cat's own. If only they knew how peel pistachios

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 05:31 PM
Jezen, Thats not what you said last night :( :upset:

Janeway
01-19-2006, 05:33 PM
http://www.callalillie.com/archives/0703/0703/catpower.jpg
She's adorable.
And she sings good, too.

I don't like bisexuals.
I'm going to start a cult that pressures bisexual people to go all the way gay. I can't believe the pain knowing you got dumped for a guy.

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:36 PM
^^^^
Server configuration does not allow access to this page. Please go back (javascript:back()) and try again.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 05:37 PM
http://www.gardenofearthlydelights.com/catpower2.jpg
Try?

osiecki
01-19-2006, 05:39 PM
She's cute.

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:41 PM
She minds me of a certain cartoon character...


Droopy!

Janeway
01-19-2006, 05:43 PM
Well your opinion doesn't really count.
You like men, remember?

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 05:44 PM
Not men, he just wants my bum

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:45 PM
I don't want your bum. I love your bell, remember?

Futuro
01-19-2006, 05:46 PM
I wish all the good looking guys were gay. This way all the good looking striaght women would have to hook up with us ugly guys...

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 05:49 PM
currently saving up for this set. it looks like such fun.

http://www.kbtoys.com/g/toys/big/128174.jpg

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 05:49 PM
You callin me ugly? Ya mam begs to differ :p

Corkofski
01-19-2006, 05:49 PM
im gay... or so they say...
http://members.lycos.co.uk/corkofski/jonnymanly.jpg

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:50 PM
What brand? something-weed?

EDIT: It looks like Parisweed...

Corkofski
01-19-2006, 05:50 PM
smokeweed?

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 05:50 PM
I wish all the good looking guys were gay. This way all the good looking striaght women would have to hook up with us ugly guys...


that's the impossible dream my friend. it's impossible for all the good looking guys to be gay because they have access to all to hot girls. with access like that you'd have to be a dumbass to be gay.

Corkofski
01-19-2006, 05:52 PM
can you kiss guys and not be gay?

Janeway
01-19-2006, 05:52 PM
Actually, faith, today women are becoming more and more open about their sexuality.
They won't date you fat, ugly, lazy sods, they'll go gay.
Deep down every girl craves a good deep licking, and only another girl can do that.You've gotta have one to know how to treat one.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 05:53 PM
I don't want to distribute her picture without her consent. It's a bit disrespectful.

Yeah thats a crock...What about all those other girls you posted?

You just know she's gonna sign up so your not gonna post it cuz she'll see it and rip your balls off:naughty:...but im not concerned...i've seen her...and she's a fox...

Corkofski
01-19-2006, 05:53 PM
so... that explaind why all my exes turned lesbo?

i wasnt giving them enough

(truth= 2 of my exes now eat rug)

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:54 PM
So...if I had a vagina implant...Would I be able to give my girl a better time?

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 05:54 PM
Actually, faith, today women are becoming more and more open about their sexuality.
They won't date you fat, ugly, lazy sods, they'll go gay.
Deep down every girl craves a good deep licking, and only another girl can do that.You've gotta have one to know how to treat one.

Actually no...i d/led a video on limewire and i thought it was something else but it was really a lesson on eating out...and the model was pretty hot...and pink...and wet...and...uhh...nevermind...


:smash:

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:54 PM
Yeah thats a crock...What about all those other girls you posted?

You just know she's gonna sign up so your not gonna post it cuz she'll see it and rip your balls off:naughty:...but im not concerned...i've seen her...and she's a fox...

Shush man!!!

Janeway
01-19-2006, 05:54 PM
No, you'd just be a freak with a fake vagina.

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 05:55 PM
What brand? something-weed?

EDIT: It looks like Parisweed...

it's actually burswood

here's another pic.

http://www.kbtoys.com/g/toys/big/413033.jpg

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 05:55 PM
so... that explaind why all my exes turned lesbo?

i wasnt giving them enough

(truth= 2 of my exes now eat rug)
no...thats only cuz your ugly...

Corkofski
01-19-2006, 05:55 PM
well bb, if you have a spare vagina lying around, then i'll implant it...

for a small price of 8 cartons of OJ

Janeway
01-19-2006, 05:55 PM
Actually no...i d/led a video on limewire and i thought it was something else but it was really a lesson on eating out...and the model was pretty hot...and pink...and wet...and...uhh...nevermind...


:smash:
Porno involves a little thing called acting.
It may not be good, but it's acting.

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:55 PM
Actually no...i d/led a video on limewire and i thought it was something else but it was really a lesson on eating out...and the model was pretty hot...and pink...and wet...and...uhh...nevermind...


:smash:

How big was it? Send it? Plz?

RushHourSoul
01-19-2006, 05:56 PM
So...if I had a vagina implant...Would I be able to give my girl a better time?

.. man + vagina = mangina

Janeway
01-19-2006, 05:56 PM
Holy crap.
That was waaayy too freaky.
We all posted at 4:54 and then again at 4:55.

Plan B.
01-19-2006, 05:56 PM
im gay... or so they say...
http://members.lycos.co.uk/corkofski/jonnymanly.jpg


BWAHAHAH!

Janeway
01-19-2006, 05:57 PM
How big was it? Send it? Plz?
Were my lessons not enough?

Corkofski
01-19-2006, 05:57 PM
meh, ive had enough of drumming for today, cya all tomorrow

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 05:57 PM
animal photographso involves a little thing called acting.
It may not be good, but it's acting.

haha...no it was a lesson!...and it was confirmed by watching many other vids and guys/girls doing that same thing...

How big was it? Send it? Plz?

Unfortunately i don't have it anymore...i can try and find it though...

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 05:58 PM
im gay... or so they say...
http://members.lycos.co.uk/corkofski/jonnymanly.jpg

good lord that aint human. my eyes, they burn.

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:58 PM
Were my lessons not enough?

They helped, but visual would be nice.

Corkofski
01-19-2006, 05:58 PM
cmon! i only cross dress on the second friday of every month!

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 05:59 PM
well it can't be far off from you...it IS your mom...luckily she's much more attractive under her clothes...

osiecki
01-19-2006, 05:59 PM
']it's actually burswood

here's another pic.

http://www.kbtoys.com/g/toys/big/413033.jpgdude, it has three lugs. (or 4)

how hwat iz dat?!1za

Jezen
01-19-2006, 05:59 PM
I'm gonna go vomit...


Then drink some more OJ!

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:00 PM
cmon! i only cross dress on the second friday of every month!

yeah....but on your calendar...everyday is friday and months are 2 days long...

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:00 PM
haha...no it was a lesson!...and it was confirmed by watching many other vids and guys/girls doing that same thing...



Unfortunately i don't have it anymore...i can try and find it though...
Poontang is an art.
There are no set rules in loving it. Guides don't work.

Corkofski
01-19-2006, 06:01 PM
LOL
night

i have an interview to let me into college tomorrow!

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:01 PM
well...then lets just say that that guide has proven to be quite the work of art...:naughty:

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:01 PM
dude, it has three lugs. (or 4)

how hwat iz dat?!1za
each drum has four lugs. allows for more precise tuning.
it's state of the art technology. you wouldn't understand. :lol:

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:01 PM
LOL
night

i have an interview to let me into college tomorrow!
*prays that it's the first friday of corko's month*

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:02 PM
Hey everybody.
How's it goin? :wave:

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:03 PM
oh NOW you come eh?!...

i was TOTALLY on a roll with the burns!...you definitely missed it...




meanie:upset:

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:03 PM
Should I call up my ex and invite her over to share my weed?

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:03 PM
Im bored.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:03 PM
only if you trade her drugs for sex...being a drug hoe has gotta be the best job ever....

w00t!...

post 22666 in the stronghold...satanic rituals times 22!

RushHourSoul
01-19-2006, 06:04 PM
Poontang is an art.
There are no set rules in loving it. Guides don't work.

what about the karma sutra of oral seex in American Pie :upset: .. tongue twister or something.

meh, forget this post, this thread moves way to fast haha.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:05 PM
I don't want to have sex with her.
I just want her to pass out in my arms.

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:05 PM
I want the pop-up karma sutra :(

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:06 PM
what about the karma sutra of oral seex in American Pie :upset: .. tongue twister or something.

meh, forget this post, this thread moves way to fast haha.

haha...crappiest book ever...get with the times...its all internet videos now!

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:06 PM
Alot of talk of sex today.
I don't think pleasing a girl would be to hard,just find the clit.
*gives away achient secret*

Corkofski
01-19-2006, 06:06 PM
i know of a make-your-own guide phil

click here (http://www.thehun.com)

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:07 PM
Alot of talk of sex today.
I don't think pleasing a girl would be to hard,just find the clit.
*gives away achient secret*

hardest part is finding the g-spot...just try it...i dare you...

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:07 PM
Alot of talk of sex today.
I don't think pleasing a girl would be to hard,just find the clit.
*gives away achient secret*
:p
Yeah, right.
Finding the clit isn't the hard part, finding the right time to touch it full on is.
If you touch it too early, it really hurts.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:07 PM
i know of a make-your-own guide phil

click here (http://www.thehun.com)

Definitely an illegal post...

*sniff sniff*

Smells like ban in here...hmm...

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:08 PM
I made a girl cum twice without moving. Although to be fair i was tied up at the time.

And cork, im not that creative

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:08 PM
hardest part is finding the g-spot...just try it...i dare you...
I spent two months finding mine.
But I did it.
And I promptly gave a shout of joy when I finally learned to ejacu---Nevermind.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:10 PM
buahaha!!!...

yay for pespi's 3,960th post...all multiples of 3!...w00t w00t...geez...i need to go back to school...

Corkofski
01-19-2006, 06:10 PM
pepsi... where would we be without your advice?

edit: 616th post - which is according to the bible the original 666!

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:10 PM
Well well.Pespi taught me something tonight.

Ah man,me and my rhythm guitarist jammed today.It was pretty cool,we played straight for about 40 minutes or so.I was pretty whipped afterwards.
And now I have some mac&cheese on the stove :cool:

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:10 PM
I'm almost there.
I've been posting a ton in the last few days.

osiecki
01-19-2006, 06:10 PM
http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/8131/dsc020851cm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I drink OJ too.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:11 PM
pepsi... where would we be without your advice?
In a higher state of innocence, maybe?

Brokensticks
01-19-2006, 06:11 PM
Oj - also know as a Virgin Screwdriver

Woot for no pulp!

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:11 PM
pepsi... where would we be without your advice?


i dunno...maybe we would be spelling peoples names correctly....:smash:

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:12 PM
:lol:

pwned

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:12 PM
I'm Scott.


























bad joke :(
i don't get it...

Oh sure...edit it why don't you?!

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:12 PM
Scotty doesn't know!

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:13 PM
I hate that movie.
Michelle Tratchenberg was a little hot in that, though.

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:14 PM
don't mean to change the topic but check out this kid:lol:
http://spookm3.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/you_gonna_finish_that.jpg.w300h212.jpg

osiecki
01-19-2006, 06:15 PM
Pwnt by tripod.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:15 PM
I envy that child.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:16 PM
lucky that picture doesnt work...p0rn is illegal on here...but he must be hung HUGE if he's a tripod...

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:17 PM
Ah man.
This macaroni is deliscious.

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:17 PM
Pwnt by tripod.
DAMN YOU TRIPOD. DAMN YOU TO DEATH

it was a pretty funny picture.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:17 PM
It works for me.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:19 PM
It works for me.

i guess it's like...homosexuality...works for you...but not for anyone else on these boards...


/not meant as an insult...sorry if it seemed like it...

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:19 PM
yeah it worked for me for until i refreshed the page.


edit: this was not a response to enemytopublic2

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:19 PM
All I get is a "image owned by tripod" screen.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:21 PM
Still working after refreshment.
I guess god loves me more.
:)
Long live the gay-ites.

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:21 PM
I need nicotine. And both girls i want have bfs. Goddammit.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:22 PM
']edit: this was not a response to enemytopublic2

buahaha!...suuure it wasnt...

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:24 PM
buahaha!...suuure it wasnt...

ah hah ha

yous callin mes a liar man? cause if you is yous gonna die!

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:24 PM
I talked to this girl i've liked for awhile today.
Whenever I made her laugh she was rubbing her head on me....

:naughty:

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:24 PM
Should I burn the CD now or wait until later?

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:25 PM
I need nicotine. And both girls i want have bfs. Goddammit.

welcome to the cruel thing called life.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:25 PM
']ah hah ha

yous callin mes a liar man? cause if you is yous gonna die!
yep...and im starting to think i should call you a hick too...

I talked to this girl i've liked for awhile today.
Whenever I made her laugh she was rubbing her head on me....

:naughty:

Wow...thats like...what...third base for you now ryan?...SCORE!

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:26 PM
Should I burn the CD now or wait until later?

now because later is not garunteed. you could die any minute now.:lol:

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:26 PM
']welcome to the cruel thing called life.

Aha but one is planning on dumpin her bf :naughty: and i have nicotine, i just cant be bothered with it.

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:26 PM
Three nine seven one.

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:27 PM
yep...and im starting to think i should call you a hick too...

dem bes fightin words where i come from. i don't be takin too kindly to fightin words dear sir.

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:28 PM
Aha but one is planning on dumpin her bf :naughty: and i have nicotine, i just cant be bothered with it.

go in for the kill and catch her on the rebound:thumb:

osiecki
01-19-2006, 06:28 PM
I live Atlanta. Pretty hick-esque if I do say so, mesLef.z

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:28 PM
haha...judging by the location...it seems you are...SOUTHERNER!

EDIT: to [your name here]

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:29 PM
I love pantera,and they're nothing but a bunch of hicks with disortion pedals.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:29 PM
I love pantera,and they're nothing but a bunch of hicks with disortion pedals.

yeah...sure...completely avoid the burn i laid down on you...

Janeway
01-19-2006, 06:29 PM
They are.

GOOD NIGHT, MX!
I hate you all, but you'll always hold an infamous place in my transgendered heart.
I'm not a ****ing drag queen.
Ta ta.

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:29 PM
i may be from the south but i do know how to speak properly and i don't have a stupid accent either.

those are just stereotypes.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:31 PM
Ta ta.
haha...thats my g/f's word for her pussy...

and yeah [your name here] i was just playin...dont take it too personally...

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:31 PM
']go in for the kill and catch her on the rebound:thumb:

That was the plan. However im a bit of a twat really and will probably go in for the kill before he knows he's dumped :D

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:32 PM
G'night Pespi :wave:

Eh,[your name here],sterotypes are a part of life.You'll always have to deal with them.

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:33 PM
haha...thats my g/f's word for her pussy...

and yeah [your name here] i was just playin...dont take it too personally...

i know, i was just playing along. just thought i'd point out some common misconseptions(sp) about people from texas.

Brokensticks
01-19-2006, 06:34 PM
Your dog avatar is making me angry.

Dont ask why

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:34 PM
G'night Pespi :wave:

Eh,[your name here],sterotypes are a part of life.You'll always have to deal with them.

believe me i know. i don't let stuff like that bother me though. i was only kidding about being offended

osiecki
01-19-2006, 06:34 PM
haha...judging by the location...it seems you are...SOUTHERNER!

EDIT: to [Will]

Yes.

LoneStarDrummer
01-19-2006, 06:34 PM
Your dog avatar is making me angry.

Dont ask why

yeah it think it was ryan who said yesterday he wanted to slap it.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:35 PM
Yes.

hey!...i didnt say th....ohhh!! i see what you did there...cleverrrr!!!

osiecki
01-19-2006, 06:35 PM
I don't like the color of its snout.

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:36 PM
Blah the thing just hangs there with a longing look on it's face.
It's sad and disturbing.

Plan B.
01-19-2006, 06:36 PM
Are those its teeth there?

They look like horse teeth. It's a horse-dog.

:lol:

osiecki
01-19-2006, 06:36 PM
hey!...i didnt say th....ohhh!! i see what you did there...cleverrrr!!!Yes, I am the master of all that is clever.

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:39 PM
Are those its teeth there?

They look like horse teeth. It's a horse-dog.

:lol:

I laughed way too much at that. Perhaps im tired

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 06:40 PM
or smashed...

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:41 PM
Nah im sober for a change.

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:42 PM
I loaded a dime of weed into a single bowel today.
It was a nice high while it lasted.Ecspeciaslly,since I continued to smoke throughout the day with friends.

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:46 PM
Phaggot. Me and my mate loaded £20/$35 of pure homegrown bud into a single joint.

styler
01-19-2006, 06:48 PM
ryan, your my stoned idol.

i love the guitar solo on otherside

otherside- Red Hot Chili Peppers

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:49 PM
It's not a competition.And it was just me by myself with the dime :rolleyes:
I smoked a nic later with this girl,and another dime later with a buddy.

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:51 PM
Stop competing with me then :p

$250 in one night. 4pm till 6am. then 7am till 10am. Not this crap block stuff either. Proper grass.

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:54 PM
Nice.
I can't wait until I can afford to buy huge bundles of grass.
:thumb:

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 06:56 PM
I was a vegetable for 2 or 3 days after. My chest hasnt been the same since. Goddamn home made bongs.

I remember the times when i'd smoke agents on the way to school and then stop behind the shops for a quick pipe.

Blank
01-19-2006, 06:57 PM
:lol:
I usually use a can.
But I have gone the way of alluminum pipes...and a paper towel roll pipe :p
Once im 18 im gonna buy a nice Ice Bong :cool:

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 07:00 PM
Ive got a lovely pipe. It looks like a torch till you assemble it properly. I can also pull a mean bucket.

Blank
01-19-2006, 07:02 PM
I had a sherrlock homeboy pipe,but it broke :upset:

Drum Phil
01-19-2006, 07:02 PM
pwned. All this talk of smoking makes me wish i had a nice agent :(

Im goin for a cig instead :)

Futuro
01-19-2006, 07:03 PM
Actually, faith, today women are becoming more and more open about their sexuality.
They won't date you fat, ugly, lazy sods, they'll go gay. Actually, Im not ugly, Just have a gut...

Motleyguy
01-19-2006, 07:03 PM
on this topic, a guy I know has the most craise bong. 5 feet tall, 3 chambers. We call her the captain.

Blank
01-19-2006, 07:04 PM
Being 16,getting cigarettes is alot harder for me.
Luckily my guitarist is of age,he buys me cigs and he's letting me move into his house.
Nice.
:thumb:

Edit-God damn it MG.Send me that beast in the mail.

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 07:05 PM
oh boy do i have pics for you guys...

Not of me but of a friend of mine...on new years him and one other guy smoked one blunt...it took them two hours...pics here...

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/enemytopublic/IMG_0092.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/enemytopublic/IMG_0082.jpg

now THATS a good burnnn:thumb:

Blank
01-19-2006, 07:06 PM
Your friends are lightweights :lol:
I'd have that thing done in 30/25 minutes.
:thumb:

Panopticon
01-19-2006, 07:07 PM
haha...sureeee...sureee

he used hash oil too:p

Blank
01-19-2006, 07:08 PM
Although I do dig your buddies beard.
That's how I plan on shaving mine to look once im done growing it out.