Drum Stronghold

[DuckinFutch]

40 days and 40 nights...


it's killer...

[Panopticon]

you know who the best bassist in the world is?...the guy who does those licks at scene changes in seinfeld...so awesome:wave:

[DuckinFutch]

yea, that's some awesome slap bass...

i wonder who it is....

[Blank]

Flea :) ...No im a liar.
I don't know.They need a sitcom with drum solos between scenes :naughty:

[Seafroggys]

hahaha.....

the Seinfeld slap bass is all sampled.

[Blank]

the Seinfeld slap bass is all sampled.
How do you attain this knowledge :confused:

[Seafroggys]

ummm, countless audio recording/technology books I've read.

[DuckinFutch]

damn...

it's still awesome though...

[Hunted By a Freak]

Maybe Lyndsay Lohan will become hot again now that she admitted she's a coke fiend.

[DuckinFutch]

god, she used to be so ****en hot...

that one shoot she had, where she was in the bikini...
*jizzes*

but now she's ugly as hell...

[Seafroggys]

what, she's a coke addict?

yeah, i've got quite the few hot pics of Lohan on my computer....where is this bikini shot you speak of?

[Hunted By a Freak]

Well, she admitted in some interview that she's been doing drugs. Didn't specify which. But I suspect probably coke or something considering her image and what kind of scene she's involved in. I don't know.

[LittlePound]

yeah she hangs out with the "wrong crowd"....she did use to be so super mega hot though

[DuckinFutch]

here ya go:

nvm... >.>

god, she was hot then...

[Hunted By a Freak]

lol I question the validity of that photo considering what is around it. What is that leg in the background? And it looks kind of weird.

Anyway, good luck with that 40 days and 40 nights thing.

[puppet.master3.0]

40 days and 40 nights...


it's killer...
is it masturbating and sex or just no sex??
cuase if its just no sex thats freakishly easy

i doubt i would stop whaking for 40 days tho

[LittlePound]

i think he means both.....i remember seeing hte movie, i just dont' recall

[Futuro]

here ya go:


god, she was hot then... There was p0rn in the banner when I clicked it....might want to edit it

[DuckinFutch]

yea, it's both, but I wouldn't be getting sex in the next 40 days anyways, that's not the problem...

it's the not wacking part that's going to KILL ME!

[DuckinFutch]

There was p0rn in the banner when I clicked it....might want to edit it

O damn, yea that is from a porn site...

sorry...

[Win A Rabbit]

motion city soundtrack kicks butthole.

you know when you get a little bit of dirt under your nail, and then you fish it out after a while and it smells real funny? i had that under my nail on my big toe. i can't get the stink out of my fingers. it's actually disgusting.

[LittlePound]

/\/\ right....thansk for making me want to puke....that's just gross dude

[puppet.master3.0]

inever saw it looked like crap

[Plan B.]

Toe cheese.

[Hunted By a Freak]

Yeah, I don't think I would stop masturbating for 40 days. Kind of pointless.

[Win A Rabbit]

i tried for 10 days, think i got a week in. it's tough. :lol:

and if you don't for 40 days, you're definately going to have some major wet dreams.

[rockindrummer]

Duckinfutch have fun with your bet man :rolleyes:

[DuckinFutch]

uggh...

yea, you're allowed to have wet dreams though, seeing as you can't really control it or anything...

[Blank]

I hear if you commonly masterbate and suddenly stop for a long period of time,you'll get stomach aches.

[DuckinFutch]

hmm, hasn't happened yet, I don't see why it would happen anyways...

either way, I should go to bed, night everyone, have fun yanking on your cocks

[Brokensticks]

First band practise Wednesday! I'm so pumped for it. I can't wait.

[rockindrummer]

How can you win. It is pretty easy to just lie and say that you didn't wack for 40 days.

[Brokensticks]

How can you win. It is pretty easy to just lie and say that you didn't wack for 40 days.
Really good point. Most guys probably do it 5 times a week. 40 days isn't normal :lol:

[derryk]

Hm.. I am beginning to dislike band practice.. it involves a lot of carrying of my drums. My guitarist also gets out of time a lot- it's frustrating.

[Brokensticks]

Hm.. I am beginning to dislike band practice.. it involves a lot of carrying of my drums. My guitarist also gets out of time a lot- it's frustrating.

Me and my brother are both in our band and we have a awesome jam space so it's awesome.

[Blank]

My last band was good for me.
We practiced at my bassist house,and he had a pretty good drumset in his garage,so the only thing I ever had to bring were sticks.
Ah it was my home away from home :)

[Seafroggys]

6 pages until we're on page 666.

[Blank]

That's the day all the 06ers mysteriously disapear.

[derryk]

Oh, if only..

Yeah, I'm building a jam space downstairs so I can keep my kit set up there all the time pretty much.

[Win A Rabbit]

well i was really bored in science class, and since they started doing the 'leap second' to account for an extra second for the earth to make a FULL rotation around the sun, i calculated that since it hasn't just been the last year that the earth hasn't circled the sun in a perfect year (it's been here 4.5 billion years, of course this isn't factual, but i believe it's common sense), that we are actually 33 minutes and 25 seconds ahead of the time it is now.

oh, and did you know an octopus has 3 hearts?

[Blank]

Oh, if only..

Yeah, I'm building a jam space downstairs so I can keep my kit set up there all the time pretty much.
Nice :thumb:
Dude cool avi.
I used to read jthm all the time :lol:
Sick stuff man.

[derryk]

Ahh yes.. I've only read the Z? book.. but I loved it.

[Blank]

You mean the collecters pack?
Thats every one.He only made 7 issues...lazy bastard.

[derryk]

Haha, that man is a genious though. I like happy noodle boy a lot too- "F*cking doughnut! Mock me? You fried cyclops!"

I think the Z? one might have been like a "directors cut." I don't remember, it wasn't mine.

[Blank]

Hahahaha yeah.
He also made Invader Zim ya know...

[Hunted By a Freak]

Nice Spiderman at the drums

[Blank]

Im glad somebody noticed it :D

[derryk]

I love spider-man.. but the movie was bad imo. the NEW show is lame too..
The one when.. I was in grade 3 was the best. That was like.. 1998 ish

[Blank]

Spiderman pwns all of you.
I bet he could pull of a nice drum solo.He just seems so flexible :naughty:
And yeah the movie blowed.I read the comic :p

[styler]

Really good point. Most guys probably do it 5 times a week. 40 days isn't normal :lol:
lol most guys do it 3-4 times a day.

[derryk]

Aww yeah. The spider-man in THPS2 was pretty sick too. Also.. it looks like we run the stronghold right now! PARTY!

[derryk]

lol most guys do it 3-4 times a day.
I heard somewhere it takes 3 days to "recharge" fully..

[styler]

how many kids do you think care to wait? and thats an extremely long time, if your balls sag at all you need to wack it otherwise it gets unhealthy for your body to pent it up.

[Blank]

Man styler you know alot about this.
Good point derryk.
*parties*

[derryk]

This is exciting.

Anyone got any good jokes?:rolleyes:

[Blank]

Oh god...please I can't handle any drummer jokes tonight >_<

[derryk]

Haha. I have a non-drummer one... it's more english related..

What's another name for Christmas elves?

Subordinate Clauses.

In other news, I love MSN..? Why can't there be more people?:(

[Blank]

Dude if you want to talk on msn im me at
metal_drummer00@yahoo.com
I may not be on but we can talk when i get on d00d.

[derryk]

Why the hell not..
If I practiced drumming while staying up this late I could probably be really good by now.

[Hunted By a Freak]

how many kids do you think care to wait? and thats an extremely long time, if your balls sag at all you need to wack it otherwise it gets unhealthy for your body to pent it up.


Your balls sag and get closer to your body depending on temperature, not how "charged" you are.

[Blank]

Goodnight stronghold :)
And derryk you better IM me so I can add you to my bl tomorrow biotch! :p

[aznriceball]

The Ultimate Rejection:

You're chokin that chicken, and your hand falls asleep.

[Hunted By a Freak]

That has never happened to me. How does the blood flow get cut off when you are "chokin that chicken"?

[Janeway]

**** MOTHER ****!
I have waited for the bus in the blistering *** cold for 35 minutes!
I was out there 2 minutes earlier than he comes. I didn't see or hear him go by.
What the hell is this?!
I missed the bus last monday, last friday, and this monday.
I can't ask for another ride from my grandma, so now I've got to go wake that stupid giant beast up to give me a ****ing ride, even though I'm POSITIVE I didn't miss that bus.
GAH

[Brokensticks]

**** MOTHER ****!
I have waited for the bus in the blistering *** cold for 35 minutes!
I was out there 2 minutes earlier than he comes. I didn't see or hear him go by.
What the hell is this?!
I missed the bus last monday, last friday, and this monday.
I can't ask for another ride from my grandma, so now I've got to go wake that stupid giant beast up to give me a ****ing ride, even though I'm POSITIVE I didn't miss that bus.
GAH

Can you change your location, it's rather disturbing.

[Drum Phil]

God im bored

[Ally]

Woo, I worked out what was holding back my processor overclocking today \o/

[Drum Phil]

Where is everone?

I got Dream Theatre - Octavarium today

Its pretty funky

[Seafroggys]

I love spider-man.. but the movie was bad imo. the NEW show is lame too..
The one when.. I was in grade 3 was the best. That was like.. 1998 ish

man are young are you?

anyways, I loved the movie, mostly because of Kristen DUnst :naughty:

[Blank]

Dude she is so hot man.
Ah.......so.

Hi stronghold :wave:

[Ally]

Selma Hayek = fap fap fap

[Seafroggys]

indeed!

(*chokes the chicken*)

[Blank]

*Saves chicken*







































......wait a second......

[RushHourSoul]

Woo, today I got Peter Tosh - Legalize It, Jeff Buckley - Grace (about time too) and a latin compilation called Cafe Latino. All for about £17

[styler]

damn school, making the thread dead.

[Janeway]

Can you change your location, it's rather disturbing.
...
How so?
Do you know who Nikki Wade is?

[Hunted By a Freak]

Some of us don't have to go to school. lolz

[Janeway]

I shouldn't have to.

So, we had to write about a physical limitation in our lives in Health today.
I gave an in depth description about waking up to find my outer labia engorged and covered in puss filled sacks.Then I proceeded to write three pages on how it limited my ability to queef.

He's trying to get a hold of my parents now.
Too bad I turned the ringers off.

[Drum Phil]

Pespi you're lucky i already finished tea. That was disgusting.

[Plan B.]

Queef!?

Bwahahaha!

[-TheGlassPrison-]

I lol'd.

[Brokensticks]

I shouldn't have to.

So, we had to write about a physical limitation in our lives in Health today.
I gave an in depth description about waking up to find my outer labia engorged and covered in puss filled sacks.Then I proceeded to write three pages on how it limited my ability to queef.

He's trying to get a hold of my parents now.
Too bad I turned the ringers off.

He should accept that. No need to get upset.

[Janeway]

Well, I'm sure I didn't need to go into the graphic detail that I did.


Bad Girls is on tonight.
I'm excited, but frustrated because the American version is edited.
I want to see some one on one hardcore Nikki/Helen action.
Or atleast some tonsil hockey.

[Janeway]

Hey, I just thought of something.
If I have a son, I'm going to name him Dominic.
Then, if he's a little bastard and throws tantrums in the middle of the store for chocolate milk, I'm going to drag his little rump down to the county court house and have his named changed to Imadickbag Beatmeup.
Yeeeeh.
I can't wait for parenthood.

[Brokensticks]

Hey, I just thought of something.
If I have a son, I'm going to name him Dominic.
Then, if he's a little bastard and throws tantrums in the middle of the store for chocolate milk, I'm going to drag his little rump down to the county court house and have his named changed to Imadickbag Beatmeup.
Yeeeeh.
I can't wait for parenthood.

:lol: Poor kid.

[Blank]

:lol:
If I ever have a kid im not naming it.
I'd name it something stupid like captain cool or something.

[styler]

lmfao i was laughing so long about your assignment pespi, my mom came in and thought i was choking on something. ****ing hilarious

EDIT: im naming my kid fatty, that way when a kid calls him fat, it wont effect his self esteem. or bigolwang. so when a mentally challenged kid says his name it will sound like..well you all know.

[Brokensticks]

:lol:
If I ever have a kid im not naming it.
I'd name it something stupid like captain cool or something.

Can't do Cap'n Crunch though... I hate the guy! His eyebrows are on his hat like wtf? But the cereal is great

[LoneStarDrummer]

DAMN! it feels good to be a gangsta

[Brokensticks]

']DAMN! it feels good to be a gangsta

What the hell :confused:

[Janeway]

You haven't heard that song?
I love it.


The first time I see someone driving one of those new Chinese cars, I'm going to spell out '*** HOLE' in **** on the winshield and slash the tires.

[LittlePound]

I'm going to name all of my kids the same thing, whether or not they're a boy a girl that way they all come when i need em...and that way i'll never get confused....and the name is going to be stupid so i can say it jokingly when i'm in a good mood and seriously when i'm angry at them. I think it's a good deal, now to just convince my wife.

[Drum Phil]

See now if you were a girl from my town that would work. When you wanted them all to come you just shout their first name. When you wish to speak to one you use their surname.

As if they let Chad have his old account back.

[White]

I plan on giving my kid a middle name in the order of the alphabet (different name for each letter lol) that way on his exams or anything lke that it would be

Name Middle Initial(s) Last name
Hank ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Martin

How cruel could that be lol..........................now, Just have to think of 26 different names that dont start with any matching letters haha

[Brokensticks]

See now if you were a girl from my town that would work. When you wanted them all to come you just shout their first name. When you wish to speak to one you use their surname.

As if they let Chad have his old account back.

Do you have any names for your child?

And to Pespi I saw a car the other day with the liscence plate Bouche on it in blue writing and I told my friend we should take white paint to the middle of the B so it said Douche I thought it would be funny :lol:

[styler]

that would be awesome

[Janeway]

I have all of my kids names all planned.
If I have one daughter- Stella Maelin
If I have twin daughters- Mary Jane and Abby Tessa
If I have one son- Dominic Jove
If I have twin sons- Alvin Vincient and Wilson Rev

I hate having free time.

Edit: I forgot.
If I have a male and female twin- Gwendolyn Ani and Travis Buick

[Brokensticks]

that would be awesome
I thought so too. A bit immature... but what the hell i'm still 14... for 13 more days.

[Blank]

Now that I think about it I really don't want kids right now.I'd rather have a teenager as soon as it's born so I have somebody to play video games with :lol:

[Drum Phil]

Do you have any names for your child?

And to Pespi I saw a car the other day with the liscence plate Bouche on it in blue writing and I told my friend we should take white paint to the middle of the B so it said Douche I thought it would be funny :lol:

I no longer have a child.

[Brokensticks]

I no longer have a child.

Was there never one to begin with or an abortion?

[officer doofy]

Pespi you're lucky i already finished tea. That was disgusting.
believe it or not, of all the things on this page, you're lucky i already finished tea made me laugh the most. god I'm stupid.

[officer doofy]

Now that I think about it I really don't want kids right now.I'd rather have a teenager as soon as it's born so I have somebody to play video games with :lol:
haha, true that

[Drum Phil]

Was there never one to begin with or an abortion?

Abortion. Hurray for a triplet of sins. Using protection, sex before marriage and abortion. Damn it sucks being "catholic"

[White]

believe it or not, of all the things on this page, you're lucky i already finished tea made me laugh the most. god I'm stupid.

Yah.............you really are, haha jk

[Brokensticks]

Abortion. Hurray for a triplet of sins. Using protection, sex before marriage and abortion. Damn it sucks being "catholic"
That sucks but I think it is what's best for the child.

[RushHourSoul]

Abortion. Hurray for a triplet of sins. Using protection, sex before marriage and abortion. Damn it sucks being "catholic"

My friend claims to be catholic, gets 'offended' when we said a joke abuot jesus or something.. yet his life is basically getting drunk all the time and hooking up with girls all the time. I don't see how he can get offended.

[Drum Phil]

Probably. Shame my brain doesnt agree

[Brokensticks]

Probably. Shame my brain doesnt agree

Really tough decision it was. I feel sorry for you.

On the brighter side thanks for the comments in my thread.

[Drum Phil]

Im not actually catholic, though i was brought up that way. My parents however ARE catholic.

I nearly got thrown out of the house for having the Satanic Bible. Which was purely for educational purpouses.

[Blank]

Ah Phil man.
You made that post about psychobilly one day and now im hooked on it.
I can't stop listening to Tiger Army!!!!!

[Brokensticks]

Im not actually catholic, though i was brought up that way. My parents however ARE catholic.

I nearly got thrown out of the house for having the Satanic Bible. Which was purely for educational purpouses.

Do your parents know about the child?

[Drum Phil]

Ah Phil man.
You made that post about psychobilly one day and now im hooked on it.
I can't stop listening to Tiger Army!!!!!

Good. It rules, end of.

If my parents knew about the child, do you think i'd be speaking to you now? I'd be sent away to live in a convent or something.

[Blank]

But aren't you 18?
You can basically do what you want can't you?

[Drum Phil]

Yeah im 18. But im quite happy living at home and dont wish to be cast out just yet.

[Blank]

Ohhhh.
Well there's no reason to tell them anyway.If it bothers you I guess you'll tell them when your older and moved out eh?

[Drum Phil]

Aye.

Anyway, onto other things. I may have found a thing for slightly older women. I scored with a 24 year old yesterday :|

[Brokensticks]

Im not actually catholic, though i was brought up that way. My parents however ARE catholic.

I nearly got thrown out of the house for having the Satanic Bible. Which was purely for educational purpouses.

Oh I understand... It sounds like it's best to keep it to yourself.

[Blank]

I may have found a thing for slightly older women. I scored with a 24 year old yesterday :|
Was she hot? :naughty:

[Brokensticks]

Was she hot? :naughty:

My guess....... Yes

[Win A Rabbit]

my friends were planning their futures out today. colleges, universities, dorms, apartments, duplexes, careers. i have none of that planned. lately i've been thinking i want to join unicef or something, and instead of staying here and competing to make a living for myself, i'd much rather go live in a 3rd world country and do as much as i can to make a change in society as a whole. i don't have the classes to get into any college or university, nor do i have anything that i could really go for. i'd like to be a writer, but unfortunately, writing doesn't create quite a huge cashflow. i hate trying to figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of my life. i'd much rather live day by day, but i know that living like that will get me nowhere.

[Drum Phil]

Not exactly stunning but she's an awesome person :) and thats what counts


EDIT: Damn my slow replies

[Brokensticks]

my friends were planning their futures out today. colleges, universities, dorms, apartments, duplexes, careers. i have none of that planned. lately i've been thinking i want to join unicef or something, and instead of staying here and competing to make a living for myself, i'd much rather go live in a 3rd world country and do as much as i can to make a change in society as a whole. i don't have the classes to get into any college or university, nor do i have anything that i could really go for. i'd like to be a writer, but unfortunately, writing doesn't create quite a huge cashflow. i hate trying to figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of my life. i'd much rather live day by day, but i know that living like that will get me nowhere.

Play drums for a living would be awesome

[Jezen]

I'm barely surviving school. :(

[Brokensticks]

I'm barely surviving school. :(
it's so much worse than last year for me.

[Drum Phil]

I'm barely surviving school. :(
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha bow down before me child.

I got 5 B's, 6 C's and an E in my GCSE's

Then 3 U's in my AS Levels

[Brokensticks]

Anyways guys im off for a bit then going to lessons be on later.

[Jezen]

Ouch. I don't give a sh!t about GCSE's. I know I will get good A levels though.

That's if I get to college...

[RushHourSoul]

Ouch. I don't give a sh!t about GCSE's. I know I will get good A levels though.

That's if I get to college...

Well you need decent GCSE's to go to college, usually.

[Win A Rabbit]

im actually doing the best i've ever done in school so far. my lowest mark is 76% in english, which i've brought up alot since i started handing things in. i have an 80% in science and an 85% in social.

[Drum Phil]

Ouch. I don't give a sh!t about GCSE's. I know I will get good A levels though.

That's if I get to college...

You should. If you end up like me then you'll need them.

A levels are so much harder than i expected.

My problem isnt a lack of intelligence as i have an iq of around 140. My problem is a problem with authority. Ive never liked having to work to deadlines or being told what to do. I have a problem with the education system as well. Im not being a typical faggy "4N4RCHY FU(|< Y3AH" kid. I genuinely do not beleive in the system but im not an anarchist.

Technically im a nihilist :)

How in gods name did i get onto this subject?

[Blank]

All I do in school is sleep and talk to friends/girls.
My future career wont involve a college degree hopefully...

[Win A Rabbit]

:lol: i've got a good story for y'all. this girl who's knew to our school this year (she came in as a smart girl, wanted to fit in, so she went fairly skanky and just kinda gave up on school, you know how it is) came into class with an opeth hoodie on. now i rarely talk to her, probably once a week, but i had to ask her why she was wearing the opeth hoodie. she's constantly talking about kelly clarkson, ashlee simpson, and other female pop singers. so i go talk to her, and then i ask the question. "so why the opeth hoodie?" and she says, "i got it at a thrift store. i don't know what it means. i thought at first it was the clothing brand's name, but then i checked the tag, and it's not. i like it anyways, though." i tell her it's a band, she says that makes sense, then i let her listen to them on my mp3 player. 20 seconds into the song, she takes the headphones off, takes the hoodie off, and goes, "what the heck was that?" she said she's never wearing the hoodie again. :lol:

[Blank]

Oh god.
Teeny bopper girls hate metal :(

[Drum Phil]

:lol: i've got a good story for y'all. this girl who's knew to our school this year (she came in as a smart girl, wanted to fit in, so she went fairly skanky and just kinda gave up on school, you know how it is) came into class with an opeth hoodie on. now i rarely talk to her, probably once a week, but i had to ask her why she was wearing the opeth hoodie. she's constantly talking about kelly clarkson, ashlee simpson, and other female pop singers. so i go talk to her, and then i ask the question. "so why the opeth hoodie?" and she says, "i got it at a thrift store. i don't know what it means. i thought at first it was the clothing brand's name, but then i checked the tag, and it's not. i like it anyways, though." i tell her it's a band, she says that makes sense, then i let her listen to them on my mp3 player. 20 seconds into the song, she takes the headphones off, takes the hoodie off, and goes, "what the heck was that?" she said she's never wearing the hoodie again. :lol:

I love kids like that

[osiecki]

i had a bowl of boobies this morning.

[derryk]

Oh man, I hate people like that- or people that have absolutely no logic..

[Blank]

Meh I can't blame her.
She thought it was a company..she liked the hoodie so she bought it :-\

[puppet.master3.0]

Oh god.
Teeny bopper girls hate metal :(
mostly sucks eh


im failing socials 9 and im in grade ten

we got a big trhee week project now tho and iff i do well on it ill pass

[Seafroggys]

Aye.

Anyway, onto other things. I may have found a thing for slightly older women. I scored with a 24 year old yesterday :|

good job, older women are the best, but.....

shouldn't you be a little paranoid after recent events?

[Blank]

I wish I could meet a girl who wasn't either wasn't a teeny bopper,or one who trys to hard to be different.
Just be yourself and give it up.
You crazy kids.

[Drum Phil]

good job, older women are the best, but.....

shouldn't you be a little paranoid after recent events?
No. I didnt sleep with her so its all good ;)

[Blank]

You said you scored....

:confused:

[osiecki]

he probably ate a bowl of boobies.

[Drum Phil]

Ok so apparently i cant speak american. Ah well. By scored i just meant got with her and made out :-/ im gonna speak british from now on. Damn you people

[Blank]

Well when I speak "american" saying you scored means you did the deed.Ala sex.

[Drum Phil]

Oh well. I havent scored then :( However she's VERY perverted. The only reason we didnt was cause its hummer week

[osiecki]

perverted girlies are the way to go.

[Drum Phil]

I dont think she can be considered a girl seein as she's 6 years older than me ;)

[Blank]

perverted girlies are the way to go.
You've mentioned nothing buy girls today in the stronghold.
I think you need to go wank :smash:

[osiecki]

;)

boobies!1

[DuckinFutch]

hummer week?

[osiecki]

yeah, wtf is that? lolzz

[Drum Phil]

I'll give you a big clue. Its a week where you dont wanna be sticking things in a certain area. Not unless you like your pork rare ;) get my drift?

[DuckinFutch]

to change the subject , I'm really starting to like Paul Lowndes's drumming?

Anyone else like him, or even heard of him?

He's the drummer for Streetlight Manifesto and Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution (Kinda the same band, a little bit...)

I really liked his drumming on the latest SM album, what are your opinions and all?

[osiecki]

oh, you brits.

too clever for me.

[DuckinFutch]

I'll give you a big clue. Its a week where you dont wanna be sticking things in a certain area. Not unless you like your pork rare ;) get my drift?

haha, that one took me like a minute, but I get it now...

and the rare pork part is kind of really, really gross...

almost as gross as the "strawberry shortcake"... *shudder*

[derryk]

Haha, the rare pork thing took me a while to get- I'll blame it on the fact that I hardly ever eat meat- semi-vegetarian.

Can someone tell me the difference between Mapex's M Maples and M birches? or just the difference between maple and birch.

[Drum Phil]

At least im nice enough to be cryptic about it so the mentally challenged among us wont understand. Unlike pespi who just comes out and makes people puke.

EDIT: Birch has a more focused sound and is preffered in studios

[derryk]

Well Pepsi doesn't ruin pork for people at least.

[osiecki]

i just ate a brownie.

lets go drum!

[Plan B.]

I just drummed!

Lets go eat some cookies!

[Blank]

OH I GET IT SHE WAS HAVING HER PERIOD
:lol:
Good stuff man.

[Loyton]

Haha, the rare pork thing took me a while to get- I'll blame it on the fact that I hardly ever eat meat- semi-vegetarian.

Can someone tell me the difference between Mapex's M Maples and M birches? or just the difference between maple and birch.

Maple is a general overall warm sounding product, it can reproduce frequencies of the drum fairly well across the spectrum. True slow growth old forest maple trees are most prized due to the narrow growth rings and straight grain. The wood resonates extremely well and the finishes are well accepted. Newer and reforested trees do not have as tight a growth ring habit and are not as prized as old growth timber. Solid shelled snare drums made of burled or Birdseye maple are very warm in overall tone but also impart a very bright attack. Maple is generally thought to have very even tone across the spectrum and is prized by many drummers.

Birch is a very dense tough wood, blond in color that tools well. It will have about a 10% loss in reproduction of low end compared to Maple and about a 20% increase in the high end, with the mid range remaining about the same, so the Birch kit will definitely be a “harder” and “brighter” sounding kit. Birch is derived from fast growth trees that are commonly large in diameter and finish reasonably well. Birch is often referred to as a naturally “EQ’d” drum set. This came from its popularity when used in recording studios where the attack portion of the sound was an important ingredient in recordings dating back to the late 60’s. It made it easier to get the drums to cut through the mix with minimal effort.

[DuckinFutch]

BROWNIE'S OWN COOKIES BIOTCH!

and:

to change the subject , I'm really starting to like Paul Lowndes's drumming?

Anyone else like him, or even heard of him?

He's the drummer for Streetlight Manifesto and Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution (Kinda the same band, a little bit...)

I really liked his drumming on the latest SM album, what are your opinions and all?

EDIT: @ Ryan ... god damn it dude... :p

[osiecki]

I've never listened to them, although I've heard only good things.

[derryk]

Thanks a bunch Loyton.

Cookies own.

I second the "damn it ryan" thing.

Also, goodbye to all, for a short while.

[TTTSNB]

Aye.

Anyway, onto other things. I may have found a thing for slightly older women. I scored with a 24 year old yesterday :|
Ahh, you bastard, older women are the best. I'm never going out with a younger girl again.

[Blank]

Bleh.
You kids are to serious. :lol:
I was only having a good time.

[DuckinFutch]

adios

[Drum Phil]

Well Pepsi doesn't ruin pork for people at least.
Touche.



Ryan :rolleyes: i feel this is somewhat called for:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/rancid_punk/captainobvious.jpg

[-TheGlassPrison-]

fukkin
i lol'd at those joey posts.

and my rents totally just ditched buying me a seasons pass for the ski hill, so im screwed. :(

[Blank]

Ryan :rolleyes: i feel this is somewhat called for:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/rancid_punk/captainobvious.jpg
*Laughs at self* Nice.

[osiecki]

fukkin
i lol'd at those joey posts.

and my rents totally just ditched buying me a seasons pass for the ski hill, so im screwed. :(
Season passes for Six Flags are always nice.

[Drum Phil]

Awww I <3'd t3h joey thread :( anyone else notice him ignore most of the posts?

[osiecki]

yea, i feckin ownz0red him. LOLZ!11

[DuckinFutch]

ur al nubs cuz j03y is t3h seks.

[Blank]

He was responding to my post.
He insulted my homepage...which i should remove....and how I don't know what he listens to.
If that thread was still open I bet we'd be on page 4 by now.

[osiecki]

Yeah, and we'd still be owning him.

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Season passes for Six Flags are always nice.


Dude snowboards my life.
I dont know what im gunna do.
:(.

[DuckinFutch]

pay for it yourself?

But you're probably too broke for that...

there should be more money in the world...

[osiecki]

Dude snowboards my life.
I dont know what im gunna do.
:(.
www.snowboards.com

www.sixflags.com

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Im 15.
No one will hire me, ive tried.

Im like going to have to pawn off all my drum stuff :(

[osiecki]

Noooo don't do thaaaat

[Blank]

TGP...tell me your kidding.
Please.

[DuckinFutch]

I'll buy em from ya'

hehe...

but really, don't do that...

[-TheGlassPrison-]

I dunno.
I might sell my old jib snowboard and my bike.. who knows.

[Blank]

I'd sell my dog before I sold my drums.


And that's really saying something considering I don't have a dog.

[osiecki]

garagesale!11

[Brokensticks]

I'd sell my dog before I sold my drums.


And that's really saying something considering I don't have a dog.
:lol: Thats one of the funniest things i've ever heard :smash:

That sucks TGP - Just don't sell your drums!

[Hunted By a Freak]

Oh man. This thread is chaos.

[Blank]

Pure chaos mwahahahahaha!!!!!!
But seriously....what's up stronghold?
Anybody see the new episode of the simpsons on sunday?
/sucked

[officer doofy]

I'm not liking the new episodes very much. I'd say from season 3 up until this season were the best.

[Blank]

The strange this is fox decided to cancel futurama which actually got funnier as it progressed.
Fox=Morons.

[officer doofy]

if you're bored with KOC you should just give me your password, i need to beat my friend

[osiecki]

I'm still confused as to why Comedy Central cancelled Stella.

www.stellacomedy.com

[Blank]

THEY CANCELLED STELLA!?!?!?!?!?!
WHY!?!?!?!
That show is hilarious! :(

[rockindrummer]

I hate school. I'm already bored out of my mind and we've only had class for a week and and two days. I can't wait till spring break.


mwaahahaha shotty PAGE 666!!!!!!:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Blank]

GUYS WERE ON PAGE 666!!!!!
\m/ \m/ \m/
Let's ride this out as long as possible :evil:

[LoneStarDrummer]

second semester starts tommorow for me, and i'm already tired of it. just thinking about it is bad enough as it is.

i've got physics II, calculus II, writing composition II, physics lab, and a history of rock and roll class.

the only thing i'm excited about is the history of rock class, everything else is going to be a pain.

[LittlePound]

::sprinkles holy water all over page:: The Power of Christ Compels You x3. Well, so much for page 666 being bad, now that i have "excorcized" it all should be ok.

[Blank]

:upset:
Why must you ruin my fun :p

[-TheGlassPrison-]

\m/ 666 \m/

gnar

but, uhm.. Travis Barker does a real tight job in Boxcar Racer.. Flame me all you want but the beats hes got are so gnar.

[Blank]

Doesn't matter.It's page 666.Up is down,left is right, good is bad.
Bwahahahahahaha \m/

[Futuro]

I have mine set to 40 post a page. So we are only on 499.

[Loyton]

SATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATAN SATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATAN[[

[Plan B.]

For a second I read that as SANTA.

:lol:

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Ho Ho Ho
Merrryy Christ...... SATAN!! AR?ARARA

[LoneStarDrummer]

I have mine set to 40 post a page. So we are only on 499.

i have it set where it shows the newest post as page one. so for me it's page 1 of 666.

[Loyton]

hey everybody, nows your chance to spam an entire page with satan worship! Go now do it! youll not get this chance again!

[PremierManiac]

HAIL SATAN, THE UNQUESTIONED LORD AND MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

[Blank]

Buddah!

[Plan B.]

I'm gunna go dump, hopefully when I get back this page will have passed.

[LittlePound]

i just read that joey post that was closed....dude it was closed by some other mod...who's not part of the drumforums...he's just like, i don't think anybody will mind me closing this....and he did. I think it's funny that even other mods know when Joey fans need to shutup and stop making random posts about him.....hahahhaha

[Blank]

But that thread was funtastic.

[puppet.master3.0]

http://home.flash.net/~mikelley/images/swastika.gif

stanism >???

[LittlePound]

it was really funny, i was going to post in it but then i noticed it was closed by "superseer" and i was like "wtf mate?" hehehhe i have never seen another mod in here, let alone closing threads...i just found it funny, kinda like he was imposing on our territory but he new the rules well enought om ake a smart decision

[Blank]

We should get Jim to go close something in the bass forums.

[derryk]

Haha.. Or guitar. Let's wage war on them..

Oh yeah... Satan.

[LittlePound]

We should get Jim to go close something in the bass forums.
not just in the bass forums....every forum...think of it....we could rule MF!!!!! JIM FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blank]

Bwahahahaha drummers will rule mx......chaos i tell you...pure chaos!

[-TheGlassPrison-]

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[-TheGlassPrison-]

Who Sees Those Crazy Lines>!>!>!!??!

[LoneStarDrummer]

i think i see them

[Futuro]

Satanism is the stupidest thing ever. Believing in Satan means you believe he was once an angel, who was kicked out of heaven, Who cant even sum up to jebus (Or Hay sues) So Satanism is believing in a failure basically. I would rather worship hitler then satan, at least he had a cool mustache.

[Blank]

I see them.Thats crazy.
Only on page 666 ya know.

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Sup Faith.

[LittlePound]

yeah i noticed that......JIM FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!! IT'S IN THE LINES I SEE IT!!!!!!!!!! I FORETELL "EL PRESIDENTE JIMBO" RULER OF ALL MF!!!!!!!!

[Futuro]

Sup Faith. :Coool: :Amazee:

:lol:

[LoneStarDrummer]

Satanism is the stupidest thing ever. Believing in Satan means you believe he was once an angel, who was kicked out of heaven, Who cant even sum up to jebus (Or Hay sues) So Satanism is believing in a failure basically. I would rather worship hitler then satan, at least he had a cool mustache.

exactly. believing in satan means that you realize God is far more powerful. why would you want to worship an enferior being?

[Blank]

Does anybody remember page 666?
Those were good times.
*flashback music...i don't know "memories*

[LittlePound]

i was just thinking that, but you typed it first jerk
but yeah i think i remember...wasn't Jim like planning on taking over MF or something and becoming president....i dunno....it seems like i remember all the propoganda he fed us through his puppets...something in diagonal lines....it all seems like it was so long ago

[Blank]

dats cuz i got mad skillz

[LoneStarDrummer]

dats cuz i got mad skillz

which ones? bow staff skills, computer hacking skills, nun chuck(sp) skills, etc?

[-TheGlassPrison-]

:Coool: :Amazee:

:lol:


:wtf:
:what teh gheyz:

[LittlePound]

']which ones? bow staff skills, computer hacking skills, nun chuck(sp) skills, etc?
no, he's got those mad "sweet jumps" biking skills, and i bet he's good at baking cakes....

[LoneStarDrummer]

no, he's got those mad "sweet jumps" biking skills, and i bet he's good at baking cakes....

but can he draw? huh? can he?

I SINSERLY DOUBT IT.

girls only like guys with real skills like drawing skills.

[Brokensticks]

']but can he draw? huh? can he?

I SINSERLY DOUBT IT.

girls only like guys with real skills like drawing skills.

then i'm screwed.... I make a stickman look bad.

[Loyton]

Does anybody remember page 666?
Those were good times.
*flashback music...i don't know "memories*

My post was definatly the cooliest on that page. Satan would be proud.

[Blank]

I make a pretty good cake and im not bad at drawing either.
Now then....Jim for president :cool:

[-TheGlassPrison-]

hwiernslfglnksfgdfh

[Brokensticks]

hwiernslfglnksfgdfh
you're kidding me?:eek:

[Blank]

I think he's serious.And if I were you i'd start running.

[Brokensticks]

I think he's serious.And if I were you i'd start running.

I'll worry about that after he figures out how to go through his computer and come out mine :smash:

[Futuro]

Im getting to play on a sonor delite this friday :D The band we are opening up for is letting me use his set.

[Loyton]

Dude faith got any audio of your band?

[Futuro]

Dude faith got any audio of your band? Nah were not selling demos, thus no need to record.

I am moving to boston with my best friend (And lover?) He also plays bass in the band, Our guitarist hasn't decided what he will do yet...

[LoneStarDrummer]

i'm bored. you're all boring. everybody go home because your boring me.

[Brokensticks]

Nah were not selling demos, thus no need to record.

I am moving to boston with my best friend (And lover?) He also plays bass in the band, Our guitarist hasn't decided what he will do yet...

Just promise me to not like the Bruins.

[Futuro]

Just promise me to not like the Bruins.
Don't like hockey.....

It was pretty funny when we won the hockey world chapion thing not too long ago. No on in florida really cared lol.