Drum Stronghold

[Jezen]

A middle/high end pacific or Sonor will do you good. There's no real need to upgrade from that.

No. Don't get a pacific. The legs don't rotate.

I got Johnny Rabb's Jungle/Drum'n'Bass book.
So far I'm just really confused.
Interested, but confused.
I got a brick of Vater 5b's, too.
They'd be great if they were 1/2 an inch longer.

You don't understand Rabb's book? How so? I have some excerpts from it, and it's just beats and such...
Nice work with the 5B's. Wood tip? Exactly what I use.

that's what SHE said...

OhhhllRiighhhttt!

http://www.johnregalado.com/img/members/quagmire.jpg

[Drum Monkey]

ha awesome TGP have fun :D

-DM

[Janeway]

Oh.
I understand it completely.
I'm more confused about how to practice it and not get bored.

[Jezen]

Well, learn them, and then play along to some Drum n Bass.

You do like Jungle Drum n Bass right?

[-TheGlassPrison-]

ha awesome TGP have fun :D

-DM

IM STOKED.
hahahahaha.
I cannot belive im getting this deal.

[Loyton]

Shut up scott. You think you soooo big.

[Drum Monkey]

ya that's really good *hopes for a Wuhan in the mail*

:lol: :p

-DM

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Shut up scott. You think you soooo big.
Man if you had been playing a b8 pro ride for 4 years, and found this deal you would be stoked :p

[Janeway]

Well, learn them, and then play along to some Drum n Bass.

You do like Jungle Drum n Bass right?
Hmm...
What I've heard.
I don't actually have any albums, though.
My grammy told me to pick out a book, and since the only other books they had were the stupid 'learn drums in 35 hours' type, I picked Rabb's.
>>
<<

[Loyton]

Yea, i forgot your using that b8. Buhuha.

And the jokes on me, you really ARE big. Like 6' 3.

[spike9908]

"It's" not an "it" Its a person.

prove it with factual information. guess what... it cant be done, so stop trying to turn belief into fact.

[Janeway]

Well, if you're going to say that, it can't be proved that it isn't alive yet, either.
If you base it on whether or not the fetus has begun life, the argument will go on for ever. Just look at it as mercy killing.
You're saving a kid from a living a life filled with pain a child shouldn't have to deal with.

[Blank]

You brought THAT back?
-_-

[Win A Rabbit]

oh dear. please, drop it?

[Blank]

^
They won't :upset:

[Loyton]

I for one, love abortion. .. ****ing shoot me.

[Janeway]

Okay.
I'll change the subject and relay this dream I had.

It was about 15 years in the future and I was teaching at my highschool.
I was getting out of my car, and this man in a yellow taxi pulls up, and kidnaps me, and takes me to this huge cement room.
A bunch of guys hold me on the floor while he takes a power drill and drills three holes in both of my wrists and ankles. They stuffed rope into the holes and strung me from the ceiling, buck naked, and then they all left.
I'm laying there suspended in mid-air, and all of these news casters and camera men come in and start hailing me as Christ, but they wont let me down.
It was so fricken' stupid.

[Futuro]

Guys
Screw The 20" Aa Metal X
Im Getting A 20" Hhx Power Ride For 150$ And Hes Throwing In A Wuhan Ride :d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilu. now gimmie!

I for one, love abortion. .. ****ing shoot me.BANG!

[Blank]

WTF?
:lol:

[Loyton]

ilu. now gimmie!
BANG!


thats what my girlfriend says.


To bad girlfriend means drumset.

[Drum Monkey]

thats what my girlfriend says.


To bad girlfriend means drumset.

:lol: what about that ONE smart girl :p

-DM

[Futuro]

To bad girlfriend means drumset.You like to bang on those saturns amirite? :naughty: They are super sexy.

[Loyton]

Yes, you are correct. Seriously. Im the only one in my band w/o girlfriend (Im just damn picky, doesnt have anything to do with looks) so when all my band members are with there girlfriends I go in and play my set. Its for the best.

[Jezen]

Okay.
I'll change the subject and relay this dream I had.

It was about 15 years in the future and I was teaching at my highschool.
I was getting out of my car, and this man in a yellow taxi pulls up, and kidnaps me, and takes me to this huge cement room.
A bunch of guys hold me on the floor while he takes a power drill and drills three holes in both of my wrists and ankles. They stuffed rope into the holes and strung me from the ceiling, buck naked, and then they all left.
I'm laying there suspended in mid-air, and all of these news casters and camera men come in and start hailing me as Christ, but they wont let me down.
It was so fricken' stupid.

Such a beautiful mind. I hail you.

[Brokensticks]

Yes, you are correct. Seriously. Im the only one in my band w/o girlfriend (Im just damn picky, doesnt have anything to do with looks) so when all my band members are with there girlfriends I go in and play my set. Its for the best.

I think it's time you got a girl.

[Blank]

:lol:
Tenacious D "Hail satan hail satannnnn!"

[Loyton]

Do you believe in God?

I believe... I believe in God.

[Janeway]

My subconscious leads me to believe I'm the messenger of God.
Does that count?

[Brokensticks]

My subconscious leads me to believe I'm the messenger of God.
Does that count?

It depends.

[Jezen]

Pespi for MX Queen.

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Yes.
Im 6'2 and a half.
190.

[Loyton]

My subconscious leads me to believe I'm the messenger of God.
Does that count?

You know im talking about tenacious D right?

[Janeway]

Nope.
Don't like Jack Black.

[Undisco Kidd]

i once considered stealing drum stuff from my church (parents are religious, therefor i have to go)

during 'confirmation', we had to go to a lockin at the church. i had a cd player, so i went to wherever i could just sit and listen to music. ended up gazing upon a 10'' K splash and Iron Cobras.

Due to a concious or whatever, I didn't take them. Should have though. 'Christian Contempory' doesn't require drum gear. It requires an 8th note beat, (extra points for lack of creativity!) a fill that involves nothing more than a crash, and chimes.

[Jezen]

Long live Queen Pespi.

[Janeway]

Yeah, thats right.
Hail me, bitch.

AND if I were black, I'd go to church.
I really like Gospel music.
Who ever linked me to that gospel chops site rules.

[Undisco Kidd]

If she is the messenger of god, do we get to be disciples?

[Brokensticks]

i once considered stealing drum stuff from my church (parents are religious, therefor i have to go)

during 'confirmation', we had to go to a lockin at the church. i had a cd player, so i went to wherever i could just sit and listen to music. ended up gazing upon a 10'' K splash and Iron Cobras.

Due to a concious or whatever, I didn't take them. Should have though. 'Christian Contempory' doesn't require drum gear. It requires an 8th note beat, (extra points for lack of creativity!) a fill that involves nothing more than a crash, and chimes.

Stealing is just wrong, even if it's for drum gear.

[Janeway]

If she is the messenger of god, do we get to be disciples?
Depends.
-spreads legs-

[Undisco Kidd]

Yes, but being awake at 7 in the morning with no sleep whatsover, that made me consider it.

Never stolen anything, considering shoplifting laws here are harsh.

[Blank]

:lol:
Churches always have such nice musical equipment.

[Undisco Kidd]

Depends.
-spreads legs-
I'll be sure to remember this when writing The Book of Porkupine for the MXBible.

Porkupine 1:32.5
...and the Lord Pepsi spreadeth Her legs...

[Brokensticks]

I'll be sure to remember this when writing The Book of Porkupine for the MXBible.

Porkupine 1:32.5
...and the Lord Pepsi spreadeth Her legs...

:lol:

( it's Pespi not Pepsi )

[Janeway]

OOooh.
That made me laugh.
If I could rep you, I would.

[Drum Monkey]

Depends.
-spreads legs-

hm I won't post anything considering as I've never seen you :lol:

-DM

[Win A Rabbit]

i'm still on probation from "stealing". really it was just immaturity that they labelled "theft under $500".

i'm starting to re-consider going into work tomorrow. i've been reading up on bronchitis, and handling food is really something i should avoid right now. the only thing that's making me even consider going in tomorrow is that one of the workers just got fired the other day for not calling in in advance. it was more than once that they did it, but still, i don't want the bosses angry at me.

[Blank]

Oh my god.
The stronghold is extra funny tonight.

[Jezen]

Nah man, Porkupine has always been hilarious. Probably the funniest guy around. Ever.

[-TheGlassPrison-]

dude i thought your personal message said "monster ****" and i laughed for like 4 minutes, then i realised it didnt and i was sad.



:(.

[Undisco Kidd]

i'd call in sick.

[Loyton]

Stealing is just wrong, even if it's for drum gear.

O shut up. You and your righteous crap. Right and wrong is marketed and abused in our society, with our hypocritical goverment to the drugs we do in our own homes. Sorry to bust your bubble, but church capitalizes off of needy people like you.

Go ahead, think im an asshole.

Think im saying this because im part of the devil force driving you away from your precious christ.

Think its ok because im going to hell, and your not.

I got news for you, this is how they control you, and your most likely past the point of return at this point. Being led through life by fallacies might work for you, and in many ways I envy your ignorance. I wish santa claus was real.

But hes not.

[Undisco Kidd]

Nah man, Porkupine has always been hilarious. Probably the funniest guy around. Ever.
:naughty: Coming on to me, I see.

[Jezen]

dude i thought your personal message said "monster ****" and i laughed for like 4 minutes, then i realised it didnt and i was sad.



:(.

Still feelin the effects eh?



Lightweight.

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Dont even start.

[Futuro]

Yes.
Im 6'2 and a half.
190.sup small stuff? :eek:

[Brokensticks]

O shut up. You and your righteous crap. Right and wrong is marketed and abused in our society, with our hypocritical goverment to the drugs we do in our own homes. Sorry to bust your bubble, but church capitalizes off of needy people like you.

Go ahead, think im an asshole.

Think im saying this because im part of the devil force driving you away from your precious christ.

Think its ok because im going to hell, and your not.

I got news for you, this is how they control you, and your most likely past the point of return at this point. Being led through life by fallacies might work for you, and in many ways I envy your ignorance. I wish santa claus was real.

But hes not.
Holy ****!!! I am in no way religous at all, I do not go to church, noone controls me. It's just that stealing isn't the best thing to get into. PLus it always feels nice to buy new gear that you worked for

[Undisco Kidd]

O shut up. You and your righteous crap. Right and wrong is marketed and abused in our society, with our hypocritical goverment to the drugs we do in our own homes. Sorry to bust your bubble, but church capitalizes off of needy people like you.

Go ahead, think im an asshole.

Think im saying this because im part of the devil force driving you away from your precious christ.

Think its ok because im going to hell, and your not.

I got news for you, this is how they control you, and your most likely past the point of return at this point. Being led through life by fallacies might work for you, and in many ways I envy your ignorance. I wish santa claus was real.

But hes not.
I don't think he meant that in a religious way. I think he meant it by means of businesses and stuff.

I could never steal from a local business. A place like bestbuy, I could, if they laxed security. Stealing 1 of millions of their cds is no big deal. Friend of mine lifted a 6'' splash from a guitarcenter, that doesn't leave people poor.

[Blank]

Holy ****.
Im changing it to monster ****

[-TheGlassPrison-]

sup small stuff? :eek:

go me.

[Drum Monkey]

haha at a music store here they have a pic of a girl with a guitar in her coat :lol: She actually tried stealing a guitar :lol: Of course she got caught...

-DM

[Brokensticks]

I'm not going to lie and say that i've never stolen anything before, but it isn't something i'd go around doing all the time.

[Loyton]

Holy ****!!! I am in no way religous at all, I do not go to church, noone controls me. It's just that stealing isn't the best thing to get into. PLus it always feels nice to buy new gear that you worked for

FORGIVE ME

Dude..... my bad totally. I thought you where that other guy thats all "Yea im totally punk but i totally love god to"

sorry dude, here have a cookie.:chug:

And I hope more people steal from those corprate bitches, and ESPICALLY hot topic. Dont EVEN get me started on the perpetuating social cycle and hot topics role in the pile of bull****.

[Win A Rabbit]

well i'm calling in sick tomorrow. figure'd they can't really insist i go in if i'm contagious. and i might as well finish painting my toms, and slap my new heads on. give 'em a little test run before the year is over.

and i now have to lose a bunch of weight. back in the day, i promised a friend of mine that i'd go to the gym with her and lose whatever weight she lost. she moved in with her dad and we lost touch soon after. i just talked to her (she moved back), and she's lost 45 pounds since then. now i can't afford to lose 45 pounds, but i'm going for atleast 20.

[Loyton]

well i'm calling in sick tomorrow. figure'd they can't really insist i go in if i'm contagious. and i might as well finish painting my toms, and slap my new heads on. give 'em a little test run before the year is over.

and i now have to lose a bunch of weight. back in the day, i promised a friend of mine that i'd go to the gym with her and lose whatever weight she lost. she moved in with her dad and we lost touch soon after. i just talked to her (she moved back), and she's lost 45 pounds since then. now i can't afford to lose 45 pounds, but i'm going for atleast 20.


I know it sounds pussy, but i love you and am sending you good thoughts to get better.

[Undisco Kidd]

You should send me good thoughts. Im stuck babysitting on new years eve.

[Win A Rabbit]

I know it sounds pussy, but i love you and am sending you good thoughts to get better.
grow some balls. you sound like f'ucking richard simmons.





nah, i love you too. :lol:

[Undisco Kidd]

Before anyone can say anything negative, I suggest a D&P Group Hug.™

[Blank]

There ya go TGP....... Monster kock!

[Jezen]

I'm in.

*hug*

[Loyton]

You should send me good thoughts. Im stuck babysitting on new years eve.

HAHHHHHhaa.

The reason im giggling is i was this close to being in the same position as yourself, but barely slipped out of it by saying NO very firmly.

-edit


*hug

[Brokensticks]

FORGIVE ME

Dude..... my bad totally. I thought you where that other guy thats all "Yea im totally punk but i totally love god to"

sorry dude, here have a cookie.:chug:

And I hope more people steal from those corprate bitches, and ESPICALLY hot topic. Dont EVEN get me started on the perpetuating social cycle and hot topics role in the pile of bull****.

No problem man, I am not punk and I quite enjoy having nothing to do with god or any religion at that. :chug:


* hug *

[Undisco Kidd]

HAHHHHHhaa.

The reason im giggling is i was this close to being in the same position as yourself, but barely slipped out of it by saying NO very firmly.

-edit


*hug
Im doing it for some people my parents work with. They knew I'd say no, so they asked me right when I woke up, and didn't realize tomorrow was New Years. All that was in my mind was "**** yeah, money!" and not "**** no, watching damn Finding Nemo for the hundreth time!"

[Loyton]

Ha, glad we are good. Sorry if i came off as an asshole. Which i am on occation.

On another note, im looking for a chime like intrument for my set.

[Undisco Kidd]

Oh yeah.

*huuuuug*

[Win A Rabbit]

i'm too manly for hugs. hugs are for sissy girls.

i, on the other hand, prefer to cuddle.



*cuddle.

[Loyton]

You seen the boondock saints?

[Brokensticks]

i'm too manly for hugs. hugs are for sissy girls.

i, on the other hand, prefer to cuddle.



*cuddle.

:lol: How dare you end the hugging you are an spatula.

[Undisco Kidd]

I once considered renting it, but ended up getting Pulp Fiction instead.

[Blank]

*Hug*
How sweet.

[Jezen]

Unicorn power!

[Loyton]

Pulp fiction is a ****ing good movie as well.

[Brokensticks]

Pulp fiction is a ****ing good movie as well.

I still need to rent that one. My first recital ever for drumming at our music store was a song from the soundtrack. I forget what it's called. It's a surf song.

[Undisco Kidd]

http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF066ADLost.jpg

[-TheGlassPrison-]

so/

[Loyton]

ha cool^

[Blank]

Surf songs...
You mean dominent bass rockabilly stuff?

[styler]

You should send me good thoughts. Im stuck babysitting on new years eve.

dont complain.

<--- working graveyard on new years eve, thats right im gonna be serving doughnuts when the clock hits 12.

[Undisco Kidd]

I still need to rent that one. My first recital ever for drumming at our music store was a song from the soundtrack. I forget what it's called. It's a surf song.
It's called Miserlou, I think.

Or Los Miserlou, or something.

[Undisco Kidd]

dont complain.

<--- working graveyard on new years eve, thats right im gonna be serving doughnuts when the clock hits 12.

Donuts > Small Children.

Atleast you're making more than minimum wage.

[-TheGlassPrison-]

bkijk yhioll kn

[Brokensticks]

It's called Miserlou, I think.

Or Los Miserlou, or something.
Miserlou thats it!! Thanks man:thumb:

[Cocaberry]

I like the extreme 5bs too but I don't use them much anymore cause they cost $6-7 a pair and they get torn up from rimshots faster than other sticks I've used.

EDIT- oops posted too late lol this thread moves fast

[Blank]

No problem.



Im such a poser :upset:

[styler]

Donuts > Small Children.

Atleast you're making more than minimum wage.
an extra 4 dollars a night isnt much.

[Undisco Kidd]

i figure i'll get no more than 20 bucks.

5-7 hours
2 kids + puppy
Atleast the kids are old enough that they don't **** themselves.

Although, I need the cash. Sultan Jazz Ride set me back 250 bucks.

[Brokensticks]

Awesome stuff it's still money though but 20$ for 5-7 hours is teh sh!t. How much does everyone think a Sonor 400 series boom stand would cost in CDN? I might be at L&M Tomorrow.

[Win A Rabbit]

everyone, guess how much water i drank today.

[Cocaberry]

Damn $20 for 5-7 hours is less than minimum wage. That is crap.

[Cocaberry]

everyone, guess how much water i drank today.

Too much?

[Blank]

>-----------------<
This many

[Undisco Kidd]

not enough?

water is a good source of chloride. you cant get enough of that.

[Plan B.]

8 Litres!

[Undisco Kidd]

Damn $20 for 5-7 hours is less than minimum wage. That is crap.
Yeah, but considering I'm 14, and getting a job would require a permit from the state, its about the best I can do.

[Brokensticks]

8 Litres!
7.9 litres!

[Win A Rabbit]

5 and a half. i'm amazed. i wizzed 6 times. :lol: 'wizz'.

[Blank]

I was right!

Heh.

[Undisco Kidd]

I've had 3 glasses of water today, 2 cans of Diet 7UP (carbonated water?) and 2 glasses of orange juice.

[Cocaberry]

Yeah, but considering I'm 14, and getting a job would require a permit from the state, its about the best I can do.

Oh, heh. Sorry I said that dude. Didn't know you were 14.

[Brokensticks]

5 and a half. i'm amazed. i wizzed 6 times. :lol: 'wizz'.

you know those water coolers that hold like 18.7 Litres or something me and my friend tried to drink a whole one and we got nowhere near and pissed for like 7 mins straight.

[Blank]

I've had countless glasses of lemon "drink." From the dollar store of course.I have money for better drinks.I just choose not to buy them.

[Brokensticks]

Yeah, but considering I'm 14, and getting a job would require a permit from the state, its about the best I can do.

me and my brother used to babysit the next door neighbors together to make it easier and we cold relax more and we both got 5$ an hour so it cost the parents 10$ an hour. We didn't give the rate either we just let them pay us

[Plan B.]

My longest piss was 1:22 of SOLID STREAM.

I didn't count that pittly tinklin' shyte. If it wasn't causin' some froth, it wasn't part'a mah broth.

[Win A Rabbit]

i've pissed for a long long time before, never actually timed it. it's all about not contracting the muscle you use when you're cutting off the stream. keep it loose, and you can drain yourself dry.

that's my helpful knowledge for the day.

[Brokensticks]

My longest piss was 1:22 of SOLID STREAM.

I didn't count that pittly tinklin' shyte. If it wasn't causin' some froth, it wasn't part'a mah broth.
We don't keep a timer in our bathrooms :lol:

[Blank]

My longest piss was like 40 seconds I think.

[Plan B.]

Yeah I noticed that too, you gotta get so calm and in this state, almost like meditation. Sometimes I even let the odd "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh..." go, just because it feels so natural to do.

[-TheGlassPrison-]

beat 3 minutes and 8 seconds.

[Brokensticks]

beat 3 minutes and 8 seconds.

Will try my hardest:rolleyes:

[Jezen]

My longest piss was 1:22 of SOLID STREAM.

I didn't count that pittly tinklin' shyte. If it wasn't causin' some froth, it wasn't part'a mah broth.

Once I was asked by the doctor to piss in a jug, to check volume. It was back in year 5, so I was what...10?

I pissed out 1.75 litres.

[Cocaberry]

beat 3 minutes and 8 seconds.

WTF how can you piss 3 min and 8 seconds straight?

[Undisco Kidd]

I have a really small bladder. I pissed about once an hour.

[Brokensticks]

Once I was asked by the doctor to piss in a jug, to check volume. It was back in year 5, so I was what...10?

I pissed out 1.75 litres.

Holy crap son!

[-TheGlassPrison-]

WTF how can you piss 3 min and 8 seconds straight?

Try drinking while pissing.
Tis awsome.

[Undisco Kidd]

Bawls is the only thing that really makes me piss. I swear, its coming out before you even take the cap off.

[Cocaberry]

HAha check it out. I finally found a good avatar and title lol.

[Seafroggys]

after I saw a movie after downing this HUGE glass of apple cidar, I sat in the restroom for long long minutes. I'm sure it must have been close to 2, even higher.

btw this has happened to me like 5 times.

[puppet.master]

i pee out windows beat that you sissys

and its not into bushes just out the damn window onto the damn sidewalk

people often stop and are like WTF:confused:


and i yell at them thats right im taking a piss

this is caused because im to lazy to walk to the bathroom and it saves toilet flush water

[Loyton]

Bawls is the only thing that really makes me piss. I swear, its coming out before you even take the cap off.


Im sorry.... but seriously, balls are cuming out of you before you even take the "cap" off?

[Cocaberry]

i pee out windows beat that you sissys

and its not into bushes just out the damn window onto the damn sidewalk

people often stop and are like WTF:confused:


and i yell at them thats right im taking a piss

this is caused because im to lazy to walk to the bathroom and it saves toilet flush water

ROFL :lol:

[Brokensticks]

i pee out windows beat that you sissys

and its not into bushes just out the damn window onto the damn sidewalk

people often stop and are like WTF:confused:


and i yell at them thats right im taking a piss

this is caused because im to lazy to walk to the bathroom and it saves toilet flush water
That is classic. What's your msn? I only have BB rockindrummer and Epip

[Win A Rabbit]

Try drinking while pissing.
Tis awsome.
at a party i took 6 shots while pissing, one after the other. i almost fell over halfway through, seeing as i was already 10 shots in, and multi-tasking. :lol:

aahhhh, parties.

man, i just took some nyquil liqui-caps or something. those pills are f'ucking huge. it hurt my throat trying to swallow it, seeing as it's half clogged with bloody phlegm.

[Undisco Kidd]

I need more peoples MSN names.

All I've got is BB and someone else. I forget who.

[Brokensticks]

I need more peoples MSN names.

All I've got is BB and someone else. I forget who.

drummer_54@hotmail.com

Feel free to add me everyone but tell me who you are when you add me!

[Plan B.]

MSN sucks, posting is better.

[Cocaberry]

MSN sucks, posting is better.

Yep. I used to use AIM and MSN and all that crap like years ago but it got old after a while.

[Brokensticks]

MSN sucks, posting is better.

Whenever I'm on MX i'm on Msn

[rockindrummer]

That is classic. What's your msn? I only have BB rockindrummer and Epip


BC residents fo sho. Cept BB he is just an ex aussi now brit.

[Brokensticks]

I know, what a brit.

Edit - I'm off to hit the sack now. I'll talk to you all later

[KWG]

oh i see, im not invited to the party..again:upset:
my friend seems to think that pissing behind cars in a parking lot so we wont see, yet facing the street saves him from being seen. He also likes to stand in the middle of main downtown streets

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Jim
Deleted
D&P
2005
:(

[styler]

lol that was a fun msn mx orgy, anybody who didnt get a chance to add me,or anybody who didnt get a chance to be in the convo but feels like adding me anyway...my email is
drummer1605@hotmail.com


night mx

[Brokensticks]

lol that was a fun msn mx orgy, anybody who didnt get a chance to add me,or anybody who didnt get a chance to be in the convo but feels like adding me anyway...my email is
drummer1605@hotmail.com


night mx

Scott is ****ing hillarious with his voice clips.

[Tim]

Jim
Deleted
D&P
2005
:(

lol. wont be long b4 this is deleted too and people goback down to 100 posts. lol

[Josiah]

Loopy doody do
my nose is in the glue,
I saw a man walk down the street
while sitting in a shoe

I asked him where by he found
that very shoe on the ground,
He replied my son it's not too hard
simply use your foot to make a sound

Just one or both my inquire fell
he looked at me for a spell,
said my friend you've missed the light
make a sound like a bell

Did this as hard as I try
my feet fell short of the sky,
as i gazed apon the man in the shoe
one thing I knew was true

If you've got this far
and I know you have,
your as crazy as I am
said the shoe man sam

[Drum Phil]

Man, Just stay away from abortion. Its the same thing as killing a person.

I cant say i have a problem with murder in the right situation.

[Der Meister]

I have a really small bladder. I pissed about once an hour.

You could have diabeties

[Drum Phil]

Well she's deffo pregnant by the looks of it

[Cocaberry]

Porcupine is a girl?

[Aaron]

Try drinking while pissing.
Tis awsome.
funny when your drinking a pint of guiness and it kind of slowwwwwwws down.. damn i love that stuff

[Whysman]

Hello all, my name is Adam. I am a drummer who has only been playing for 6 weeks. I live in Perth in Western Australia and am 16. I've always wanted to play drums ever since I can remember, when I was younger I used to listen to alot of Phil Collins and Genesis and was lucky to meet him and get his signature during the Both Sides tour in 1995. Now-a-days I listen to alot of variety, from progressive rock to metal. I only just found this forum tonight and decided it will be a good place to learn alot (aside from lessons which I plan to take soon) and also meet some new people.

[RushHourSoul]

Hey adam... welcome to forum, Thats awesome that you met Phil Collins.

[Drum Phil]

Porcupine is a girl?

No, i meant my ex. With my child

[Whysman]

Hey adam... welcome to forum, Thats awesome that you met Phil Collins.

Wasn't a proper meeting more of a hand-shake (I was only 5 then) and then I was taken back to hang around with Ricky Lawson (who is a really great guy he organised for us to go back stage). The worst thing was I can't remember much of the show just the opening with I Don't Care Anymore and small parts of other songs.

[Aaron]

Hello all, my name is Adam. I am a drummer who has only been playing for 6 weeks. I live in Perth in Western Australia and am 16. I've always wanted to play drums ever since I can remember, when I was younger I used to listen to alot of Phil Collins and Genesis and was lucky to meet him and get his signature during the Both Sides tour in 1995. Now-a-days I listen to alot of variety, from progressive rock to metal. I only just found this forum tonight and decided it will be a good place to learn alot (aside from lessons which I plan to take soon) and also meet some new people.
G'day Adam! I'm from Wollongong on the East-side! Welcome to D&P, we're all pretty good guys here, except pespi, she's a girl. There's a few aussies too. Damo is from Perth.

[Drum Phil]

Damo is t3h guardian of the treasure with his castle of drumming dreams

[Whysman]

Oh I forgot to mention my kit, it's a Tama Swingstar got it for $1100 with an added Sabian ride cymbal. Damo doesn't happen to work at Kosmic or some drum shop in Perth does he?

[Drum Phil]

Yeah he works at Kosmic

[Whysman]

Yeah he works at Kosmic

Well then I've met him before I bought a new pair of sticks and a controlled sound drum head off him 2 weeks back.

[Talos]

Hey all, just though id pop in:wave:

[Talos]

Well then I've met him before I bought a new pair of sticks and a controlled sound drum head off him 2 weeks back.

'Ow the **** do you know it was Damo man

[Drum Phil]

His name badge? :lol:

[Aaron]

check my post count!

im off to bed guys, so should you adam, its 2:30am for us! night all!

[Jezen]

2222. That's so incredibly trippy, I may trip over.

[Whysman]

'Ow the **** do you know it was Damo man

Well my brother once went to buy himself a kit and he talked to Damo then on what kit he should get and asked me later when I actually bought my kit if I got Damo when I was buying it then when I went down to get my new stuff with my brother he told me that the guy who helped us was Damo.

[Der Meister]

oh dear oh dear oh dear

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1976314898516214440

[Panopticon]

Poppinfresh made a video and didnt tell us?!?!?!:eek:

[puppet.master]

Morning all

[Panopticon]

its clearly noon:rolleyes:

[puppet.master]

9:21 here

[poppinfresh]

back

whats this video bs, i have dial up.

[Futuro]

back

whats this video bs, i have dial up. You have been missed. Where you been man?

[poppinfresh]

yeah i got some shure Ec2s from bansabach in costa rica. 82 bucks. oh yeah. osme things are cheaper some way more expensive, 300 for some bongos. they had a nice K flat ride i could have made about 150 off of. but it was too big. flat screen monitors for 20 bucks.

oh yeah ive been in costa rica.

theglassprison-i tried drinking nd pissing once, to see if it made a loop, i dont see the logic behind this but i belieed it would work. It just gave me this really sharp pain in the side.

[Blank]

:P
I got drunk with my buddy once and pissed all over his bathroom.
His dad took me home like an hour later.

[Drum Monkey]

**** I can't wait for tonight :thumb:

gotta work but only 'til 10:00pm!!!

-DM

[poppinfresh]

holy **** the creek right outside my window just rose. i couldnt see it before and now its prety big probably rose 4-6 feet. i took a picture ill get it on some other itme.

[Blank]

Tonight shall be a blast.
Im sure nobody will be on MX :lol:

[poppinfresh]

that is the luckiest kid in the world, i childhood every kid dreams of. wow.

[poppinfresh]

oh yeah i think i saw loyton in the houston airport.

[Drum Monkey]

oh yeah i think i saw loyton in the houston airport.

I've probably seen so many mxers and just don't know it :p :rolleyes:

-DM

[Blank]

It'd make sence.
It's to creepy to ask people though.
"DO YOU GO ON MX!?!"

[gastery6]

Think about this, you guys/girls how live over in Europe and stuff will go into the new year hours before us people in North America so whne the new year comes around there will probably still be alot of people on mx

[Loyton]

oh yeah i think i saw loyton in the houston airport.


Duude, arent you in san fran? I went there, we coulda met at GC or sumin. O well you where pry in away then anyways. Yea, I didnt go to houston I went from denver to san fran.

[poppinfresh]

oh theres more music stores in san jose costa rica than any city in the us. its pretty awesome. They stock istanbuls and all that junk. Dom famularo did a clinic over there. i bet no one goes though they are pretty empty, the drummers suck but talent exists. i got to watch the carnival, in the parade they had groups od dancers and percussionists. they percussionists sucked but there were one or two that solod on the timbales that could. this one store had a lot of crystal crashes. they have those paiste sound effect cymbals. this on store only stocked yamahas, nothing top of the line. theyh have a good variety of sticks at a good price, better than here but the signature models cost more.

[poppinfresh]

Duude, arent you in san fran? I went there, we coulda met at GC or sumin. O well you where pry in away then anyways. Yea, I didnt go to houston I went from denver to san fran.
when did you go? did you go to sam adatos drum shop? great shop all vintage and used stuff, its beautiful. its raining a **** load over there, its flooding and crap all around there.

[Blank]

Guys im playing bongos right now.
Great fun.And the easiest tabs in the world ;)

[Drum Monkey]

Guys im playing bongos right now.
Great fun.And the easiest tabs in the world

bwahahaha

one day in music class another drummer (the hyperactive one) was playing the bongos with drumsticks (sorry, I mean HAMMERING the bongos) and he pierced the skin... So he took the bongos and RAN into the drum room (we were all playing our instruments in class as an orchestra if you will) and tried covering them with a piece of paper :lol: The teacher ran in after him and sent him to the office :p

bwahahaha it was so funny :lol:

500th post :thumb:

-DM

[Jezen]

Easy to hit em, harder to create a good time feel.

[poppinfresh]

uh any percussion like that is pure rhythm. thats whats so great about latin music, its pure rhythm.

[Blank]

:lol:
That kid was using drumsticks on bongos?
What a tard.
That's stupider than a bongo necklace.

[Drum Monkey]

ya and the teacher specifically told everyone not to do it lmao...

It was SO funny everyone laughed so hard I had to stop playing the drums :lol:

-DM

[Blank]

:lol:
I wouldn't have shown my face around there anymore.

[-TheGlassPrison-]

lmfao at that pokemon kid.

[Blank]

^ WTF?
:lol:

[styler]

morning everybody, happy new years and such. that pokemon kid is awesome

[Loyton]

Shutup styler. I have you on my MSN list biotch.

[gastery6]

Owned

[-TheGlassPrison-]

shut up gastery.
its Pwn3d not Owned.
N00b.

[gastery6]

me a noob, no way jose, I perfer the classic owned over the newier pwn3d.

[styler]

Shutup styler. I have you on my MSN list biotch.

:( which are you :( i got so many emails i dont know whos who.

^ i prefer the classic no way, over this new fandangled no way jose

[Loyton]

Im darkeyez@hotmail.com

[-TheGlassPrison-]

man im gettin deeerunk tonight boys

[Loyton]

Im doing salvia.

[Drum Phil]

^ ^ its ****. Apparently im trying LSD and coke :| i wish i knew these things before other people did


Funnily enough im in no mood to go out

[Blank]

Hey guys.
Anybody else a little drunk right now?









I know im not :upset:

[Loyton]

Well ive researched it out the ***, read upwards of 40 pages on straight info on personal accounts, its effects on the body, and the ranges of extracts and dosage etc.

It can be **** if you dont take into account all those things, and it can be as powerfull as, persay, some acid, if you do certain extracts.

[styler]

man its such a waste of time doin the drugs, and such, alchohol does it for me. drugs are just too much of a hassle for something your gonna regret when your older..

[Futuro]

How do you turn on a cell phone? It say verizon LG on it. Im trying to cancel my internet.

[Loyton]

haha styler, I love you lots bud, but your very wrong in this case.

Drugs are not comperable to alcohol. At all. Being drunk is NOT like being high, or like being on shrooms, or salvia, or anything else. Drunk you loose control, kill brain cells, and just plain act stupid.

As far as regreting later? Alcohol is THE worst. (we are comparing it to soft drugs, not hard drugs) Your kidney damage is irreplacable, and he destroys your brain. Drugs arent only better for you, but regret for older alcohol gets first place.

[Loyton]

How do you turn on a cell phone? It say verizon LG on it. Im trying to cancel my internet.

Hold down either a button on the top, or the "end call" button on the right side of the frame. Its usually red, just hold it down for 5 seconds.

[Drum Phil]

haha styler, I love you lots bud, but your very wrong in this case.

Drugs are not comperable to alcohol. At all. Being drunk is NOT like being high, or like being on shrooms, or salvia, or anything else. Drunk you loose control, kill brain cells, and just plain act stupid.

As far as regreting later? Alcohol is THE worst. (we are comparing it to soft drugs, not hard drugs) Your kidney damage is irreplacable, and he destroys your brain. Drugs arent only better for you, but regret for older alcohol gets first place.

I know alcohol is technically worse but weed and acid can screw you up so much more than alcohol. I have a really bad paranoia problem and a really bad chest from weed atm

[Blank]

Weed-I sit down and relax.
Alcohol-I pissed all over my friends bathroom and told this girl I was gonna break up her relationship with her boyfriend so we could ****.

I think i'd rather have weed :-\

[Drum Phil]

Alcohol - i cheated on my (at the time) gf
Weed - I laughed for an hour and fell asleep

No comment

[Loyton]

yea, im half glad i was forced to quit.


Ill let you guys know how my salvia trip was. ITs going to be greeeeat.

[Drum Phil]

Mine was ****. Best way is to take salvinorin but its horribly illegal over here.

[Loyton]

its illegal? Wow. I get my extracts in tonight so im off to start the new year with some HARDCORE 10x...... Right at 12 when the ball drops im doin it.

So you didnt like the salvia?

[Drum Phil]

Salvinorin is the evaporated form.

[styler]

mushrooms = going to take a piss and thinking i was getting sucked off by a leprachaun. then trying to beat the leprachaun off by beating my dick against the wall, then passing out with my pants at my ankles, then 10 minutes later my friends break down the door to find me on the floor screaming about a leprachaun on my dick

[Blank]

o_O
:lol: :lol: :lol:
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Janeway]

I went to the flea market today.
First time in a long while.


Total waste of ****ing time.
I got hit on by a creepy little ****er that smelled like brine and cheese, the only guitars they had were hunks of ****, they didn't have any decent bootlegs, and they had NO counterfeit Rolex.
I feel jipped.

[Loyton]

Shrooms are the most fun of anything ive tried thus far.

[Drum Phil]

Styler Thats a little..... disturbing.

My mate chased a van down the street once cause he thought the feds were in it. He conveniently forgot we were in england.

Happy new year from england. (its midnight here)

[Blank]

Happy new year from america :thumb:

[Drum Phil]

Yeah but its midnight here. Tool

[Janeway]

Durr.
It's 7:05 in NY.

[Jezen]

12:06 AM.

Enjoi the new year. Theres fireworks outside my window, and military helicopters.

Welcome to Darlington. Fukin sh!thole.

[Drum Phil]

Me and Loyton Vs. The talking smiley ad.

If it derails my train of thought once more i'll kill it


Fireworks BB? That sounds rather tame. Last year on hallowe'en we had the army up my way cause the cops couldnt handle things

[Blank]

7:09 here.
Woosh.Just a little bit more.
Ah im on my 3rd shot.
Who else is having a good time at there computer?

[Loyton]

its 5:10 here. About to go jam on my babylicous set for the first time in like a week and a half.

[Blank]

Wooooooo!
Now it's a party!

[Jezen]

Me and Loyton Vs. The talking smiley ad.

Count me in. I lodged a complaint a few days ago in the 'Site' forum.

HOLY SH!T someone just let off a massive rocket box outside my window! Fuk it's so loud!

[Drum Phil]

I think i killed it :D Hurray for adblock

[mysticalyeti]

Adblock pwns ads.

[Blank]

Fook ads.
There I said it.

[Drum Phil]

I have also killed the reply box :upset:

[Loyton]

Count me in. I lodged a complaint a few days ago in the 'Site' forum.

HOLY SH!T someone just let off a massive rocket box outside my window! Fuk it's so loud!

Im trying to think of that pervertedly but nothings coming to me. Mabye queen pespi can help.

[Drum Phil]

Rocket box? Hermaphrodite?

[Jezen]

http://www.msghelp.net/images/patchou_pika_nana.gif

[Win A Rabbit]

hello everyone. i went shopping with my parents today. bought me 2 pairs of dress pants, and i finally found the second season of reno 911. it was all sold out at 3 shops, i was amazed. it's 5:37, and i'm about to go down to my friend's house, start the partying. should be great.

this will be my last post of the year. :upset:


*sheds a tear.

good-bye everyone. i'll most likely be on here tomorrow, very hung over.

[gastery6]

Hey Doods This Is My 1000th Post

[Jezen]

You picked a good time to break your first K.

[Drum Phil]

Dont mess with my mind again like that or i'll destroy you

[gastery6]

Are you guys already in the new years?

[Drum Phil]

Me and Jezen and Pete and Ally are :)

[Jezen]

Drum Phil, you do know that you were born without a penis?

[Drum Phil]

I knew that. Honest.

[Jezen]

:lol:

[Drum Phil]

That took too long for me to catch on :(

I hate you

EDIT: Hold on, that means i cant be a father. HURRAY

[Jezen]

When are you heading off to Africa?

[Drum Phil]

This summer or next summer depending on what i decide.

And i'll take your snare with me. Just to spite you :p

[Jezen]

Nah I wasn't askin about that. I just think it's really good what you are doing, and it will get you away from the daddy situation.
You could pretend you died of malaria...