Drum Stronghold

[Everything_and_Nothing_3:15]

Alright, I asked a girl to homecoming today in a fairly clever way:

Before she got to school in the morning, I put a note in her locker that said (in collage, all of the notes were) "will you". The next note she found was 3rd period (our school has 9 periods a day). She has choir 3rd period, so I put a note that said "go to" in her choir folder, but our chior teacher was gone that day, so all thekids check in with our school secretary. Luckily, I had planned ahead and given another note to the secretrary to give to the girl (monika) when she checked, simply saying "monika, you ahve a message".

So that was the 2nd message she got. And then, 5th period, we both have English. So I taked to our English teacher a couple of days before, and he really wanted to help (he's an english teacher, a romantic/dreamy sort, possibly the favorite teacher in the school). He hands out a poem in class, but instead of giving her a poem, he slips from the bottom a piece of paper that said "homecoming with" on it.

And finally, at the end of the day, I walked down the hall with a t-shirt on that said, in big letters, "ME?" It was pretty sweet, especially because the ENTIRE school knew except for her. All day everyone was coming up to me and asking how it was going (our school is small, 270 kids), but noone let on at all to her.








(she said yes, by the way)
That's one of the most clever things I heard of in a while I do have to say. I'd never think of that. lol

[Plan B.]

I was thinking more passionate, she must be a really speical girl.

[FockerTheLopper]

Wow this is a pretty cool thread, never knew what it was about but I just noticed that its been alive for weeks so I just decided to look at it. I'm Billy Condoulis born in Greece in October 1989, I moved to the US when I was 5 in the summer of 1995 and stayed with my uncle in New Hamshire for a month until I moved to my grandma's house in Brooklyn while my house was being constructed and I had to move to Brooklyn to go to school. Now I'm a junior in Fort Hamilton High School in two school bands and a rock band but I'm always looking to get into more because experience is the only thing you can't learn from books and other people. My hobbies include music friends girls and working out. When I'm not doing those or sleeping I'm on this forum or on aim or playing starcraft with friends but it gets real boring real fast because I've been playing it since it first came out. My favorite genres of music are classic rock 80's metal and system of a down. Most people who know me ussually say that I'm very laid back and I never get angry, I get agrivated sometimes(mostly with my band... their like little kids)(Well not sometimes all the time) it takes alot to get me angry and thats a good trait I guess since I'm not really passive so I won't let things go. My goals for this year are to get really good at drums, discover jazz music and win the bodybuilding show at my highschool. My motivation for the bodybuilding show isn't to be the best but rather because the compition was so bad last year that I can't let it go on, the only reason that I didn't join was because I had too much fat on me, but now I've lost about 15lbs of fat and 5lbs of muscle and I still get some more work to do but in 2 months I'll be ready to get abbs and start lifting more seriously. I've been single for about 3 months because my phone got wet and I lost the number of most my friends who I'm not close with but who hang out with alot of girls who I try to hook up with and now that I'm back in school I've accually got like 8 numbers back in 3 days of school, so thats cool.
Well that was me in a nutshell, I always have alot to say, now to check up on my Hall of fame thread

[Massik Kretal]

I live in Brookyln....whats your bands name? Have you heard of Black Stalyon by any chance?

[FockerTheLopper]

No, where do you guys play, I'm in the bay ridge area
Edit: Had to put bands name its now pestilent or something always changing it used to be the city falls.

[Massik Kretal]

Its not my band. My brothers. I might be in it but as of now I'm not.

Do you or did you have Mr.Corn (korn)? I dunno how to spell it.

[Seafroggys]

Hmmm I got neg rep'd for a joke I made in an ahead thread. DBJ is there anyway you can find out who did it, it was unsigned? I'm not going on a manhunt or anything, just plain curious, and to wonder why would anybody say that about me?

[FockerTheLopper]

Its not my band. My brothers. I might be in it but as of now I'm not.

Do you or did you have Mr.Corn (korn)? I dunno how to spell it.
As a teacher no, but I'm gonna for the jazz band and its Corn the only reason I'm not in the marching band is because I heard he's a prick, when I get my program changed I'm gonna have him though

[FockerTheLopper]

Hmmm I got neg rep'd for a joke I made in an ahead thread. DBJ is there anyway you can find out who did it, it was unsigned? I'm not going on a manhunt or anything, just plain curious, and to wonder why would anybody say that about me?
If thats your setup as your avatar its pretty sweet you got specs?

[Massik Kretal]

Yeah hes a huge prick. Actually a small prick. :lol: Hes so short. He used to teach at my JHS i went to last year.

By that I mean he taught a long time ago. I graduated last year.

He stopped by though a couple of times. Oh man hes annoying. He thinks he knows drums. I had an emperor on the snare and there was no way I could get good rimclicks and hes like you have to work on that. It's a hard skill. And I'm like no its not. The head is just making it hard.

Also he was like you have to learn how to play the bass drum sticatto. And I'm like uhh no its tuned this way thats it. You cant play it sticatto. This is the way it is.

That jazz band practice sucked.

[FockerTheLopper]

Dude were you the kid that was the tenor player in the marching band?
Edit: O nvm I thought you said you graduated from Fort last year what school did you go to, and oh yeah is he short, I'm short by genetics(my last name means shorty in greek im only like 5'7 5'8) and he is shorter then me

[Massik Kretal]

Oh okay.

[Massik Kretal]

I went to MArine Park I.S. 278. Now im in Brookyln Tech.

[Seafroggys]

Hahaha, no its not my setup, but I could put my setup as my avatar, except it'd look to generic :P

Its my dream setup that I don't even hope to get for another 10 years or so. I'm halfway there cymbal wise, shouldn't be long til I get the rest of the cymbals, but I want to get Sonor Designers.

After I buy a car and build a nice little studio for practice and recording, so obviously the 10 years seems realistic :D

Anyway, this is the specs of the dream set:

14x6 snare (maybe deeper)
12x9 tom
14x11 tom
16x16 floor
18x16 floor
22x16 bass

14" Zildjian New Beats (already have)
22" Zildjian A Ping Ride
18" Paiste 2002 Classic Crash
18" Sabian AA Medium Crash (already have)
17" Istanbul Sultan Medium-Thin
12" Wuhan Splash (already have)

[FockerTheLopper]

Wow, beautiful and realistic, I have that A ping ride and OMG is it great, the only bad thing is the bell isn't responsive so you really need to hit to get a good sound but you will get the metal sound, the bow is alot light so you can play jazz and it won't sound weird but my dream ride is a sabian dry ride forgot size and make either AA or AAX but I played it in greece and fell in love

[FockerTheLopper]

I went to MArine Park I.S. 278. Now im in Brookyln Tech.
Oh my friend goes there, its pretty crappy I hear, isn't Mizma held at your old school we played there and got third I'm the tuba player in the JR band well now concert, good luck in Tech. I know some kids who go there and they say all the teachers a gay, there was this one austrian gym teacher who talked like arnold the governator, that must have been a riot, I do a good arnold voice I would have been like "Good morning, it is a great day, I feel good, I feel like training, I feel like pumping up, I feel like working out, how is the situation in the gym room" then I would be like "EXUSE ME, what are you mockign me! you are stupid and you are weak!" yeah I'm a good mood not sure why get back to that tommorow short memory span im like a goldfish

[rockindrummer]

Alright, I asked a girl to homecoming today in a fairly clever way:

Before she got to school in the morning, I put a note in her locker that said (in collage, all of the notes were) "will you". The next note she found was 3rd period (our school has 9 periods a day). She has choir 3rd period, so I put a note that said "go to" in her choir folder, but our chior teacher was gone that day, so all thekids check in with our school secretary. Luckily, I had planned ahead and given another note to the secretrary to give to the girl (monika) when she checked, simply saying "monika, you ahve a message".

So that was the 2nd message she got. And then, 5th period, we both have English. So I taked to our English teacher a couple of days before, and he really wanted to help (he's an english teacher, a romantic/dreamy sort, possibly the favorite teacher in the school). He hands out a poem in class, but instead of giving her a poem, he slips from the bottom a piece of paper that said "homecoming with" on it.

And finally, at the end of the day, I walked down the hall with a t-shirt on that said, in big letters, "ME?" It was pretty sweet, especially because the ENTIRE school knew except for her. All day everyone was coming up to me and asking how it was going (our school is small, 270 kids), but noone let on at all to her.


(she said yes, by the way)

Haha, that's pretty sweet dude.

[Massik Kretal]

Oh my friend goes there, its pretty crappy I hear, isn't Mizma held at your old school we played there and got third I'm the tuba player in the JR band well now concert, good luck in Tech. I know some kids who go there and they say all the teachers a gay, there was this one austrian gym teacher who talked like arnold the governator, that must have been a riot, I do a good arnold voice I would have been like "Good morning, it is a great day, I feel good, I feel like training, I feel like pumping up, I feel like working out, how is the situation in the gym room" then I would be like "EXUSE ME, what are you mockign me! you are stupid and you are weak!" yeah I'm a good mood not sure why get back to that tommorow short memory span im like a goldfish

The school wasnt too awesome. The jazz band last year was awesome though. I was in it. :p NYSMA is held there. Whos your friend I might know him.

[Voodoo Rabbit]

Alright, I asked a girl to homecoming today in a fairly clever way:

Before she got to school in the morning, I put a note in her locker that said (in collage, all of the notes were) "will you". The next note she found was 3rd period (our school has 9 periods a day). She has choir 3rd period, so I put a note that said "go to" in her choir folder, but our chior teacher was gone that day, so all thekids check in with our school secretary. Luckily, I had planned ahead and given another note to the secretrary to give to the girl (monika) when she checked, simply saying "monika, you ahve a message".

So that was the 2nd message she got. And then, 5th period, we both have English. So I taked to our English teacher a couple of days before, and he really wanted to help (he's an english teacher, a romantic/dreamy sort, possibly the favorite teacher in the school). He hands out a poem in class, but instead of giving her a poem, he slips from the bottom a piece of paper that said "homecoming with" on it.

And finally, at the end of the day, I walked down the hall with a t-shirt on that said, in big letters, "ME?" It was pretty sweet, especially because the ENTIRE school knew except for her. All day everyone was coming up to me and asking how it was going (our school is small, 270 kids), but noone let on at all to her.








(she said yes, by the way)


Aww.
Quite the Romantic, aren't you?...


I would find that kind of creepy.

[Double Bass Jim]

That is kinda wierd, some guy walkin down the hallway with a shirt that says "me" on it. I think id take off in the opposite direction hahaha.

Incase you guys missed it :cool:
http://elementweb.com/upload/uploads/Jim%20short%20solo.mp3
http://elementweb.com/upload/uploads/Groove%2055.mp3

http://elementweb.com/upload/uploads/Jim%20ending.mp3
^^
Old school style ending

Been awhile since I uploaded anything, so I can plug em twice!

[Epiphender]

http://elementweb.com/upload/uploads/Jim%20ending.mp3
^^
Old school style ending

That doesn't surprise me, what with your "dated" drumming and all.

[Drum Phil]

:lol:

Surprised no ones mentioned it yet, but, never forget those brave souls who departed from the towers one year today.

[Double Bass Jim]

Not cool man, if I see that image again your getting banned.

Show some respect.

[Drum Phil]

Sorry

EDIT: Oh yeah forgot to mention, your recordings were pretty cool Jim

[PowerStamp]

Glad I didn't see the image, but judging from the smiley it wasn't a serious one so glad it's gone.

I worked overnight last night, and at around 3AM I was making tea and printed off the little expiration sticker for it and noticed it said 9/11/05, I had completely lost track of time and days, so it really surprised me. Subtle, but I went around the store and anything that said the date on it for that day I underlined 9/11.





ANYWAYS.
Yeah man, check out Tub Ring, they're pretty awesomen and their vibe kinda reminds me of you guys. I didn't mean you SOUND like Primus, not really at all, but that's just the most obvious comparison.



SO yesterday I bought the following:
Donnybrook - Lions in this Game (LA Hardcore)
Madball - Legacy (Kings of NY Hardcore)
Between The Buried and Me - Alaska(Effed up but extremely awesome crazy metal)
Super Troopers DVD
Office Space DVD

Donnybrook is AWESOME, great stuff.
http://www.myspace.com/donnybrook

Madball being one of the 3 "reigning kings" of NY Hardcore (along with Sick of it All and Agnostic Front), are of course amazing, this CD rocks.
http://www.myspace.com/madball (heaven-hell is the first single and song, GREAT lyrics)

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME.

Wow.
I'm quickly tempted to say this might easily be one of the best metal releases of the year (and I'm including every single sub-genre of metal, basically anything heavy non-MTV), nay one of the best of the year period.

The promo sticker said something along the lines of "If you thought SYSTEM OF A DOWN were strange and amazing, THE MARS VOLTA technical and awe inspiring, TOOL atmospheric yet still heavy, check out a band you probably never heard of, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME."
Not those exact phrases but you get the idea from the bands the mentioned.


This band is CRAZY, but in a cool way.
Most of it is screaming and blasting metal, but then it switches quickly to a Power Metal riff, and then into a blastbeat layered with angelic chorus, etc.
http://www.purevolume.com/betweentheburiedandme


THIS CD IS AMAZING.
And I've only gotten to track 2.

Listen to "Selkies: The Endless Obsession"
Long song, but listen to the entire thing, it's such a masterpiece.

[FockerTheLopper]

Alright, I asked a girl to homecoming today in a fairly clever way:

Before she got to school in the morning, I put a note in her locker that said (in collage, all of the notes were) "will you". The next note she found was 3rd period (our school has 9 periods a day). She has choir 3rd period, so I put a note that said "go to" in her choir folder, but our chior teacher was gone that day, so all thekids check in with our school secretary. Luckily, I had planned ahead and given another note to the secretrary to give to the girl (monika) when she checked, simply saying "monika, you ahve a message".

So that was the 2nd message she got. And then, 5th period, we both have English. So I taked to our English teacher a couple of days before, and he really wanted to help (he's an english teacher, a romantic/dreamy sort, possibly the favorite teacher in the school). He hands out a poem in class, but instead of giving her a poem, he slips from the bottom a piece of paper that said "homecoming with" on it.

And finally, at the end of the day, I walked down the hall with a t-shirt on that said, in big letters, "ME?" It was pretty sweet, especially because the ENTIRE school knew except for her. All day everyone was coming up to me and asking how it was going (our school is small, 270 kids), but noone let on at all to her.

(she said yes, by the way)
Pretty funny and awsome, can't imagine that happening in my school, theres about 5000 kids there and its supposed to have 3000. It would be funny though because if your wearing a "Me" shirt you'll probably have complements from random kids in the hallway.

[FockerTheLopper]

Alright, I asked a girl to homecoming today in a fairly clever way:

Before she got to school in the morning, I put a note in her locker that said (in collage, all of the notes were) "will you". The next note she found was 3rd period (our school has 9 periods a day). She has choir 3rd period, so I put a note that said "go to" in her choir folder, but our chior teacher was gone that day, so all thekids check in with our school secretary. Luckily, I had planned ahead and given another note to the secretrary to give to the girl (monika) when she checked, simply saying "monika, you ahve a message".

So that was the 2nd message she got. And then, 5th period, we both have English. So I taked to our English teacher a couple of days before, and he really wanted to help (he's an english teacher, a romantic/dreamy sort, possibly the favorite teacher in the school). He hands out a poem in class, but instead of giving her a poem, he slips from the bottom a piece of paper that said "homecoming with" on it.

And finally, at the end of the day, I walked down the hall with a t-shirt on that said, in big letters, "ME?" It was pretty sweet, especially because the ENTIRE school knew except for her. All day everyone was coming up to me and asking how it was going (our school is small, 270 kids), but noone let on at all to her.

(she said yes, by the way)
Pretty funny and awsome, can't imagine that happening in my school, theres about 5000 kids there and its supposed to have 3000. It would be funny though because if your wearing a "Me" shirt you'll probably have complements from random kids in the hallway.

[Voodoo Rabbit]

http://elementweb.com/upload/uploads/Jim%20short%20solo.mp3




That's some rocking percussion use there!

Nice...

[spike9908]

last night i went to a local show. i missed the first band, but i heard they sucked, so no big loss. the first band i saw a emo, so they werent too good eather.

the next band was really good, it was their drummers last show. http://www1.bandspace.com/bands/14086/music.php for those of you who want to hear them.

then was another decent band that ive seen a few time before. their guitarest blew a tube in his amp after the first song. then after the next song, they did something else wrong. they had something like 15min. of them figuring out what they were doing after the first song and 3min. of playing.

then, last, was the whole reason i was there, the suburban sound (www.thesuburbansound.com). unfortunatly, they blew out the PA after 2 and 1/2 songs and didnt have working mics. so they played for a good 10min. of their songs, then a 10min. improv thing whail they tried to get the mics. working. and that ended the show.

[CombatWombat3]

That is kinda wierd, some guy walkin down the hallway with a shirt that says "me" on it. I think id take off in the opposite direction hahaha.

Incase you guys missed it :cool:
http://elementweb.com/upload/uploads/Jim%20short%20solo.mp3
http://elementweb.com/upload/uploads/Groove%2055.mp3

http://elementweb.com/upload/uploads/Jim%20ending.mp3
^^
Old school style ending

Been awhile since I uploaded anything, so I can plug em twice!

Haha, she didnt find it creepy at all. She absolutely loved it. She kind of expected/wanted me to ask her, and since homecoming is approaching, the words "will you go to homecoming with" aren't really that out of place. Since our school is so small, everyone knew that I was doing it. She caught on that someone was asking her in the morning, so she wasn't wondering what the hell was going on.

[Ethan.]

That's a cool way to ask someone out... It's very clever.

[Voodoo Rabbit]

I gave my kit an overdue dusting today, and I have to say -

It's the best feeling when you're cleaning lots of dust from the shells, and the result is Clean, nice-looking drums.

[styler]

i should clean my drums, what did you use to dust them voodoo?

[Epiphender]

Haha yeah if somebody asked me out like that I'd start getting annoyed at all the damn notes. No way would I go for that. But whatever floats your boat.

[rockindrummer]

^ It worked so I guess go with what ever works right.

[red n black]

YYY's - Maps

[Josiah]

I had a girl ask me out in class the other day.. always odd coming from a girl *shrug*


I just thought I'd stimulate some fun with what I'm doing at the moment. Friend got a new 60 gig Ipod. 'Hey can you fill this up for me? Here's a list." "Sure. Be done by Wed."

1/2 full already in a day. Gotta love broadband.

[CombatWombat3]

Haha yeah if somebody asked me out like that I'd start getting annoyed at all the damn notes. No way would I go for that. But whatever floats your boat.


Haha, she's a romantic, so she loved it. Plus she deserved the time and effort. Not only did she love it, the entire school did. Our English teacher was SO excited to be able to help. One of my friends actually made the T-shirt, and everyone else made srue she was in the dark.

[Voodoo Rabbit]

i should clean my drums, what did you use to dust them voodoo?


Soft dusting cloth.

It's yellow. (Which actually makes NO difference to amount of dust reduction)

[Win A Rabbit]

i'm really bored, and i'm just waiting for one of my lady friends to get home from work and call me.

i just remembered i have homework for tomorrow that i got my friend to carry home, but i havent seen him since friday, and he's working until 6:30. oh well, looks like i'll be finishing it in my first class tomorrow. it's not even due for homework, there's just a chance we'll have a quiz on that stuff in class tomorrow, so it's recommended we do it.

i think i may go dust my drums off, since mine are to the point where i can write in the dust. :lol:

[Jezen]

Sooo...Today was my first day at music school, where I got my scholarship. It was absolutely awesome. So much fun!

I'm a P3c, which is the highest class. I'm also in one of the two Jazz Ensembles, and im a percussionist in the Katabatic Winds Youth Orchestra.

Wicked.

[rockindrummer]

^ Sweet sounds awsome bb.

[Voodoo Rabbit]

I was flicking through the T.V channels a minute ago, and I saw an interview with Micheal Gambon (?).

He's grown lots of facial hair. And I mean lots, compared to his previous appearence.

[red n black]

I was flicking through the T.V channels a minute ago, and I saw an interview with Micheal Gambon (?).

He's grown lots of facial hair. And I mean lotr, compared to his previous appearence.

fix'd

[rockindrummer]

^ huh? lotr instead of lots is the only dif, do you mean lord of the rings?

[Voodoo Rabbit]

Yes, You are funny. (red n black)

:rolleyes:

[Jezen]

Yeah I think the joke was a reference to Gandalf the Grey.

[Voodoo Rabbit]

Sorry, I'm no good with internet jokes...

[Win A Rabbit]

i'm learning "dust in the wind" on guitar right now. i've been telling myself i'd learn it sooner or later, and since i have nothing to do, i thought now would be a good time.

[Double Bass Jim]

That's some rocking percussion use there!

Nice...
Thanks :D

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Yay!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/-TheGlassPrison-/Drums/Drumsedt002.jpg

[styler]

sweet! nice cymbal man, hows it sound?

[-TheGlassPrison-]

Loud

[Futuro]

Loud is it a Z Kustom :D

(yes, i see its a vault)

[spike9908]

nice looking cymbal. i wish i had a new crash.


does anyone know if the e-mail address on neil pearts site goes to him, or the guy who made the site for neil?(Jim?)

[Win A Rabbit]

well to anyone interested... i told you all about how i was quitting my job at the golf course, and that i guaranteed i'd get asked back... (i guessed i'd get asked back near the start of next season) well it came true. my dad was offering me big raises ($12-14 an hour) to come back for another year, and i told him no. i gave him all my reasons for not going back, and then he told me to think about it, but i have, and i'm done there. i got treated like s'hit there, and i'm fed up with it. the environment there is terrible.

just thought i'd tell you that. :lol:

anyone here golf? i was thinking about doing some "golf lesson" threads in the sports section every once in a while if there's a large golf crowd.

[poppinfresh]

were getting payed 200 bucks to play jazz/blues at the roasted coffee bean. We play there every month starting whenever we feel hat were ready.

[rockindrummer]

^ That awsome poppin. 200 bucks is pretty good.

[CombatWombat3]

well to anyone interested... i told you all about how i was quitting my job at the golf course, and that i guaranteed i'd get asked back... (i guessed i'd get asked back near the start of next season) well it came true. my dad was offering me big raises ($12-14 an hour) to come back for another year, and i told him no. i gave him all my reasons for not going back, and then he told me to think about it, but i have, and i'm done there. i got treated like s'hit there, and i'm fed up with it. the environment there is terrible.

just thought i'd tell you that. :lol:

anyone here golf? i was thinking about doing some "golf lesson" threads in the sports section every once in a while if there's a large golf crowd.


Way to be man, don't just bend to the will of money.

[rockindrummer]

^ $12-14 is really good though.

[Fuzzy]

So, should I sell my rare-esque Paiste Dimensions 18" Medium Ride? It's got the sound of a 20" or 21" ride, is compact, is out of production, and is in perfect-new condition. Sell or keep? I'm not using it.

[KWG]

do you really need the money? becasue if not i'd keep it.

[Fuzzy]

Don't really need the money, but the cymbal is just sitting on my sofa doing nothing...

[KWG]

i play golf. i also play hockey wich i have tommoro before school ughhhhhhh

[Japan3gro]

Put the ride on your left fuzzy for double ride patterns....or just sell it.

[Ethan.]

My new clear PS3 bass drum head sounds tubby.

[Fuzzy]

the problem is I need another clamp and arm to mount it.... that and the bar on the left side of my rack is a mini-bar and there isn't any place for me to stick the clamp. I need to get a 42" full bar on my left.

[billdrum]

I golf. I suck, but I golf. Maybe lessons would do me good, even the on-line kind.

[gastery6]

Send me the cymbal. I love free stuff

[TTTSNB]

Loud
That doesn't tell me anything. Z Customs, B8s, Solars are loud. Doesn't mean they sound good. :D

[rockindrummer]

Keep it fuzzy. That cymbal is worth holding on too.

[Double Bass Jim]

That doesn't tell me anything. Z Customs, B8s, Solars are loud. Doesn't mean they sound good.
A wise quote.

[styler]

i dont know why people bash b8's...i think there kool, i like there hats and the 18" rock crash, gongy or not i think it sounds kool

[rockindrummer]

^ They arn't bad or anything, they are great begginer cymbals. Just there is obviously stuff out there that is better.

[Massik Kretal]

Can you guys help me with my spanish hw?

[gastery6]

yes drop the class

[Massik Kretal]

:lol: I wish I could.

Okay what does Que hace Rosario? mean?

And Que esta enviando Julia?

[CombatWombat3]

Es tut mir leid, Ich spreche nur Deutsch.

[gastery6]

enviando posable envroment I dont know, go to www.freetranslations.com

[Massik Kretal]

Ugh come on guys...

Please help....or I'll give you -rep. :lol:

[Double Bass Jim]

Im glad I never took a foreign language, I can't even get english right.

[Futuro]

Ugh come on guys...

Please help....or I'll give you -rep. ill help you

uno - 1
dos - 2
trese - 3 (sp?)
quatro - 4
cinco - 5
ses - 6
siente - 7
ocho - 8
nuovea - 9
dias -10

now gimmie some rep!!!! JK :)

Im glad I never took a foreign language, I can't even get english right. haha, same here i stumble over words all the time, and the sad part is its over the internet...

[Massik Kretal]

:lol: Well I got the hang of it now. Almost done. :cool:

[rockindrummer]

^ ahh I'm so glad I don't have any french hw yet.

[styler]

lol 2 pennys betting that mk used the translation site lol

[Massik Kretal]

:lol: I did and it sucked. It was so stupid. It translates each word seperatly. But words are said differently when mixed with different words. Like phrases.

One more question...

[rockindrummer]

Translators don't work at all, my french teacher showed us a song translated to french and showed us all the flaws then she translated it back to english and it was so wrong it wasn't funny.

[Japan3gro]

You would think taking spanish would be good especially in Arizona.... I took the class and just failed it lol. Ebonics is the way to go.

[Massik Kretal]

I'm done! I have a feeling Im gonna fail the subject.

[Epiphender]

Haha my friend had this French assignment to write up a recipe in French. So she goes online, finds a recipe for a pie, throws it in the online translator. She never did bother to read the thing over, so she submitted it as it was. She had to do it again though because the recipe called for two cups of spoons.

[Futuro]

I'm done! I have a feeling Im gonna fail the subject. no you wont here ill help a llittle more.

no habla es pan yol - I dont speak spanish

Tell them that and they have no choice but to pass you :)

[Massik Kretal]

Haha yeah except for the fact that I somehow passed the spanish proficiency last year.

[Double Bass Jim]

Haha my friend had this French assignment to write up a recipe in French. So she goes online, finds a recipe for a pie, throws it in the online translator. She never did bother to read the thing over, so she submitted it as it was. She had to do it again though because the recipe called for two cups of spoons.
:lol: :lol:

[Tim]

i failed spanish 2 and i graduated!! woot.

[Epiphender]

I'm pretty sure I was pity passed. I had one of those exams where you can't remember which way to do something, so you do half the questions one way and half the other way, hoping to get at least 50%. The whole exam was like that.

...but I got 86%. :confused:

[rockindrummer]

^ Haha awsome.

[Josiah]

I took Japanese....

[FockerTheLopper]

I went to greek school for like 6 7 years and it paid off, I took spanish for the 2 year minimun and now I'm dropping it because I took the Greek Regents(here in ny you need regents to graduate) so I'll now take my chem regents at the end of this year and I'll have a regents diploma with hopefully good grades(I would've had a 90+ last year if I didn't take spanish and that would have been more then a 10 point increase from my freshmen years 78 avg) So if I keep the same teachers when I get my program changed OR if I get better ones I'll have good grades. Wow... I drift off too easily I swear I'm gonna become a philosopher(can't spell though :thumb: )

[poppinfresh]

i hate remo emps, i just got a coated and it sounds deader than my hydro. oh its 14 in.

[poppinfresh]

oh i also hate aquarian double thins. i got a 13 for my snare, it sounds almost great but it kept denting. And it sucks escpecially when you spennd 15 bucks. it fukcing dented in 20 places(i like my med loose) and it sucks cuz iahve a gig next week, i only wanted to break them in and now its crapped up. oh and i think my technique got a lot worse, becuase i also deented my floortom but that probably because i dont practice during the week. Its also probably because i dont use my fingers as much as i used to.

oh i got really fast all of a sudden a few weeks ago, it kicks *** because i can do everything now.

[poppinfresh]

it probably also dented because i got some new as5bs. and the tips are rounded and beautiful.

[Double Bass Jim]

Greek food = #1

[rockindrummer]

i hate remo emps, i just got a coated and it sounds deader than my hydro. oh its 14 in.


Really, thats's weird I didn't find them to be dead at all.

[Double Bass Jim]

He's fulla crap.

[Epiphender]

Yep, I love my emps. :thumb: Nice and OPEN!

[styler]

ill stick with ambs

[rockindrummer]

He's fulla crap.
:lol:

[Plan B.]

What the frick is up with this new pop-up on MX?

[Double Bass Jim]

Yea I noticed that, even comes up using firefox.

[Win A Rabbit]

well i went and saw the exorcism of emily rose... i don't really know whether i liked it or not. the only real scary parts were the exact parts shown on the ads, and the rest of the movie takes place in a courtroom, debating whether she had epilepsy/psychosis or whether she was possessed. the whole court room thing was extremely boring and over-dramatic, but the parts featuring the character of emily rose were well-done and in some parts, rather creepy. i wouldn't really "recommend" this movie, as it's generally real boring, but if you have nothing else to do one night or if you just like a bit of creepiness, it's a fairly good movie.

one thing i hated about the theater was there was a fan almost directly overtop of where we were sitting, and i was freezing the whole time. then i came home and had to bike to my friends house to get my homework, which made me even colder.

[Senseless Apprentice]

Speaking of cold, it was really cold here in Utah. I guess winter is on its way. *sigh*. That means I don't get to mow lawns anymore (for money).

[fibreloaf]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close
to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
inevitable,

when all of a sudden.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune,
and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon,
back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat
you can imagine!!

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'forget".

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon...ees no
meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,!
Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens
up,
and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but,
true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying
breath.

"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"

"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree.............

Ees.....

Ees.....

Ees.....

Ees, a Ham Bush"

[bobby__johnny]

Yea I noticed that, even comes up using firefox.

i know....the ads have finally found a way.....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:angry:

[PowerStamp]

Yea I noticed that, even comes up using firefox.
Those new popups piss me off. The ones that appear ON your browser and scroll with it, and it takes a few seconds for the **** X to appear...and yeah I'm using Firefox too

happens on IMDB a lot, and I go there after I watch any movie lol

[Futuro]

HAHA i just noticed what my user title says

(Pearl forum > Sonor delite) but the word forum is "starred" out, is this for any reason?

[Josiah]

Ees, a Ham Bush"


Hahahaha

[Epiphender]

HAHA i just noticed what my user title says

(Pearl forum > Sonor delite) but the word forum is "starred" out, is this for any reason?

Oh HELL YEAH my kit's better than any stupid Delite!!

Finally my kit gets the recognition it deserves. :cool:

[Futuro]

Oh HELL YEAH my kit's better than any stupid Delite!!

Finally my kit gets the recognition it deserves.im still wondering why the word FORUM gets blanked out in my user title. But oh heck ya Forums> delites anyday :)

[Drum Phil]

My new setup (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=390530)


Go comment ladies

[Voodoo Rabbit]

^ Is that a Christmas tree in one of the pictures?

[Drum Phil]

Well my kits in the loft so yes :p

[Der Meister]

HAHA i just noticed what my user title says

(Pearl forum > Sonor delite) but the word forum is "starred" out, is this for any reason?

TC is starred to as there was a spam war between MX and another forum. They got hacked and blamed someone on MX.

[Futuro]

TC is starred to as there was a spam war between MX and another forum. They got hacked and blamed someone on MX.tc? is that tab crawler?

[Drum Phil]

Political Compass (www.politicalcompass.org)

Everyone take that test and tell us all where you fit on the grid. Im a left wing libertarian

[Chris]

tc? is that tab crawler?

Yep, here is a thread about it back in the day.

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234480&page=1&pp=25

There use to be a little 'spam war' as well.

[Voodoo Rabbit]

I have studied an awful lot of polictical history today, and It's really boring.

But I'll take the test anyway.

*I'll have to take the test when I get back, as I have to go out just now."

[Seafroggys]

Political Compass (www.politicalcompass.org)

Everyone take that test and tell us all where you fit on the grid. Im a left wing libertarian

I've done this a long time ago, my results were:

Economic Left/Right: -6.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.87

[Drum Phil]

Cant remember my exact results, they're on my other computer

[spike9908]

economic, -4.63
social, -2.92

EDIT: i almost forgot its neil pearts b-day today. i disappointed in myself.

[Jezen]

Economic Left/Right: 3.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.54

[Voodoo Rabbit]

Well that was weird.

I didn't actually read half the questions as I am very tired.

[Futuro]

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -1.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.13

[Drum Phil]

Economic Left/Right: 3.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.54

You're the first person ive seen get a right wing score

[Voodoo Rabbit]

Isn't that like Pro-Nazi?

Or am I totally wrong?

[Simple Man]

hoo ahh.

what's up all.

[Der Meister]

Isn't that like Pro-Nazi?

Or am I totally wrong?

it's conservative, Facism is the extreme right, Marxism is the extreme left.

You're the first person ive seen get a right wing score

That's because MX is filled with commies

[Voodoo Rabbit]

My excuse is - I'm tired.

Thanks anyway.

[Drum Phil]

Actually on that scale, on the x axis Left is communism, right is neo-liberalism, and on the Y axis, theres Libertarian and Fascism

[Voodoo Rabbit]

I hate to say this - but stop talking all fancy!

I'm tired, I don't understand.

*I'm not usually like this when I'm tired. I must be feeling hormonal*

[Double Bass Jim]

That's because MX is filled with commies
No kiddin! Take a look in the politics forum it's ABSURD.

[Voodoo Rabbit]

EEKK,

It'll be another revolution all over again. Or perhaps another 'Cold War'.

[Futuro]

hoo ahh.

what's up all. sup man :cool: never see you post any more in here. whats up?

[Der Meister]

Actually on that scale, on the x axis Left is communism, right is neo-liberalism, and on the Y axis, theres Libertarian and Fascism

That's taking it to a more complicated level. Generally, Facism is far right, Marxism is far left.

[Voodoo Rabbit]

I'm going off to shower (I don't have to wash my hair tonight :cool: ) then go to bed.

All this talk of Political-ness is scary.

Goodnight. :wave:...

[Epiphender]

I'm going off to shower (I don't have to wash my hair tonight :cool: )

Haha why on earth did you tell us that?

[Jezen]

I'm not really pro-nazi, I just thought alot of the questions were funny so I put silly answers.

[Plan B.]

I think I've surpassed Ghandi, I'm right around the Dalai Lama.

[Drum Phil]

I think I've surpassed Ghandi, I'm right around the Dalai Lama.

I know im more libreltarian than both him and mandella, but i think mandella was more left wing than me

[spike9908]

All this talk of Political-ness is scary.

yeah, normally stuff like this dies down fairly quickly in the D&P, and topics in the stronghold normally change every few hours.

[Jezen]

Ok everyone lets talk about our genitals now.





/Joking...

[Drum Phil]

It shant die while im here. Not on my shift.

In other news im playing Driv3r and getting pwned by the cops

[Epiphender]

I got
economic left/right: 4.25
social libertarian/authoritarian: -2.21

[Fuzzy]

Keep it fuzzy. That cymbal is worth holding on too.
Alright, I'll keep it. Now I just need to get that full side bar, another clamp, and a boom arm, and I'll mount it on my left.

[Jomofo]

Hey fuzzy, are you excited about the new Coheed? Eight days man, eight days...

[KWG]

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -1.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.38


whatever that means, i didn't bother to read the explanation

[Drum Phil]

it means your a anarcho-communist basically. but not a very extreme one

[KWG]

hmm that site might be usefull in histroy 12......o wait im not taking history!!!

[Futuro]

i heard a song on the radio, it was 90's pop music and the only part i REALLY heard was

"im all out of faith, this is how it feels" than a line about feeling naked on the floor. Any help would would be great.

What i know about the song is

Acoustic guitar through the whole song, Upbeat, Female vocals, Cool guitar Synth sounds near end.

[Drum Phil]

Its natalie imbruglia (sp?). Dunno the song name

[Epiphender]

It's called Torn.







Not sure why I know that! :confused:

[Arcturus]

What's wrong with Doctor Josiah? No matter what I post he always finds something to call me an idiot about.

[Futuro]

Its natalie imbruglia

It's called Torn.

thanks guys. ill download it now, i really dug her vocal melody alot.

[Jezen]

Haha I remember that song. Natalie only ever did 2 songs in her career, and one was this year. How the hell did she get so famous?
I think she is still married to the leader of Aussie band 'Silverchair'.

[Drum Phil]

Im officially a genius. Balls to limewire and kazaa. I can work Azureus :D it only took me a month of work

[Epiphender]

Oh man, torrents freaking RULE.

[Futuro]

How the hell did she get so famous? cause that song is kick ***, thats why ill download it, im sure it was just a lucky song by a mediocre artist.....but that doesnt keep me from liking that song haha :)

[Jezen]

She is a great singer, but her boyfriend (Daniel Johns) is ugly as hell.

[Drum Phil]

Oh man, torrents freaking RULE.

Aye, shame i only learnt how to use it the other day. And my files been downloading since then. Should be done in the next day or so

[Futuro]

She is a great singer, but her boyfriend (Daniel Johns) is ugly as hell. dude, me and her were made for each other, cause im ugly as hell too :)

[Drum Phil]

DISCLAIMER:

The following image may be unsuitable for our younger members or those at work. It is neither soft nor hardcore pr0n but yeah some people may not aprove.

Natalie photo (http://starophileimages.free.fr/retouches/natalie_imbruglia_001.jpg)

http://www.haxed.co.uk/yabbse/smilies/furious.gif

[Jezen]

Good find!


...and good smilie too...

[Arcturus]

That looks fake to me.

[Epiphender]

It isn't that he's ugly, it's that he looks too much like a girl.

[Jezen]

His goatee looks horrible too.

[Drum Phil]

That looks fake to me.

DAMMIT! Way to spoil it for everyone.

Anyway, i'd much rather have my girlfriend to her any day :)

[Epiphender]

I thought Wrathchild was Massik Kretal's?

[Futuro]

you can see where the pic was PS'd and the body is fairly big for such a small girl.

I thought Wrathchild was Massik Kretal's? :lol:

whats up with your user title? is DBJ really in your house :eek:

[Win A Rabbit]

i have a pretty bad cold. my nose is all stuffed up on one side, and if i try to even it out, it just goes to the other side. i hate when that happens. anyways, i've been sniffing all day, and my head hurts.

so now i'm going to go lay down with some hot chocolate and a blanket, and watch a movie. i'm thinking "pee-wee's big adventure" or "big-top pee-wee" since i haven't watched either of those in a while, and hey, pee-wee's the man.

[Drum Phil]

Say wha? :confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/rancid_punk/79616220_l.jpg

Theres the missus. She's a bassist and she can drive (whereas i cant) but im sure i can let her off for it :lol:

[Futuro]

Theres the missus. She's a bassist and she can drive (whereas i cant) but im sure i can let her off for it

/slides hand down pants. JK :)

i have a pretty bad cold. my nose is all stuffed up on one side, and if i try to even it out, it just goes to the other side. i hate when that happens. anyways, i've been sniffing all day, and my head hurts. that sucks man, i hate when the nose thing happens when i lay down, cause it takes HOURS to go to bed.

[Drum Phil]

She gave me bloody tonsilitus thought :(

[styler]

we dont care bout your girlfriend....:(

[Brokensticks]

^^ well said my friend lol

[Jezen]

Hey shut up man....

...She has an eye-catching chest.

[Epiphender]

whats up with your user title? is DBJ really in your house :eek:
No. But sometimes he magically knows things about me that he should not be able to know unless he were around. Hence the closet thing.

I swear he's in there sometimes, watching me... :eek: x2

Standing in there, spying...talking to me on his laptop...with his 56k wireless internet connection... :eek:!!

[PowerStamp]

DUDES

They just announced the first show for the new Dillinger Escape Plan tour with Between the Buried and Me and it's at El torreon. I know the 3 guys who do ALL of the booking there and just sent them all an email asking to be on the show (not sure which one is actually booking that one haha)
SWEET.
If we get that I'll be so ****in stoked.

[Arcturus]

DUDES

They just announced the first show for the new Dillinger Escape Plan tour with Between the Buried and Me and it's at El torreon. I know the 3 guys who do ALL of the booking there and just sent them all an email asking to be on the show (not sure which one is actually booking that one haha)
SWEET.
If we get that I'll be so ****in stoked.

LINK!?

[rockindrummer]

Hey shut up man....

...She has an eye-catching chest.
:lol:

your right :p

[Double Bass Jim]

Hey shut up man....

...She has an eye-catching chest.
Relax... Don't you have a drum to be finishing... Oh wait thats osiris :lol:

[styler]

picking up a shiny new Sabian Ozone Crash in a few days..im buzzed bout it...:D

[Double Bass Jim]

No. But sometimes he magically knows things about me that he should not be able to know unless he were around. Hence the closet thing.

I swear he's in there sometimes, watching me... :eek: x2

Standing in there, spying...talking to me on his laptop...with his 56k wireless internet connection... :eek:!!
:lol:

Keep the closet clean I need elbow room to type!

[Epiphender]

Not until you hang up all that **** you knocked down! Learn to use a coat hanger!

Jesus christ.

[Double Bass Jim]

So much for bein stealthy :(

[CombatWombat3]

Alright, so that girl I aked to homecoming very soon might be my girlfriend, we'll see how homecoming goes. According to a coyuple people she's crazy about me, and I'm madly in love :p . Seriously, this is like it was meant to be. We me last year on the first day of school, and have been friends ever since.

[Futuro]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

:lol: jesus christ (literally) this is funny post your convos with GOD here :)

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Marshall
God:
Glad to see you, Marshall.
Me:
Thats not my name
God:
Marshall is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
jesus christ "the son of god"
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
....ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Are you wasted?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am wasted.

I am a robot.
Me:
OMG! god is a robot, this is going to put the world in ruins!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot this is going to put the world in ruins.
Me:
Is that your final answer?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
You said you smoked alot of weed before the bible was written.
God:
Yes I try to smoked alot of weed before the bible was written as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Can you say God is lame?
God:
Of course I can say it. " God is lame"
Me:
Can you say God loves the c0ck rammed in his but?
God:
Of course I can say it. " God loves the c0ck rammed in his but"
Me:
is it true
God:
True in some universe.
Me:
LOL :) you really love the c0ck huh?
God:
Yup. I am glad you find this funny.:-) Really? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
....k
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Retarded?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
What does "that" refer to?
God:
" Is that your final answer?"? What does it refer to?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i hat u
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
k bye
God:
See you later. Aha. I had a great convo with god as you can see, i also learned god loves c0ck rammed in his but :thumb:

[rockindrummer]

^ Sweet man, that was the same with my ex but then she "all of a sudden" stoped liking me so that went to shits within a couple months. The best of luck to you womby.


One thing, I don't get the last sentence have you been madly in love since you first met her or?

[Epiphender]

So much for bein stealthy :(

Well all the more reason to put my stuff back where you originally found it, then!! :angry:

Alright, so that girl I aked to homecoming very soon might be my girlfriend, we'll see how homecoming goes. According to a coyuple people she's crazy about me, and I'm madly in love :p . Seriously, this is like it was meant to be. We me last year on the first day of school, and have been friends ever since.

Yeah, well...I met a girl in the first hour of the first day of first grade, and we've been best friends ever since, and you don't see us dating!! :evil:

[Brendan]

Yeah, well...I met a girl in the first hour of the first day of first grade, and we've been best friends ever since, and you don't see us dating!!


Why not?

[CombatWombat3]

Hahaha, but do you want to?

[Epiphender]

HAHA
no.

[Futuro]

I see no one wants to Igod..... :upset:

[Epiphender]

Well it's too LONG to read!

[Futuro]

Well it's too LONG to read! talk to god and post yours, i want to read your convo with god.

[rockindrummer]

I'm sorry faith, I'd Igod but I wouldn't have anything to talk about with this oh mighty master he is.

[Futuro]

I'm sorry faith, I'd Igod but I wouldn't have anything to talk about with this oh mighty master he is. tell him to say stuff God would never say, its fun and funny.

[Epiphender]

Ok I did.



Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is God.
God:
What's up, God.
Me:
God things.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
NO ****!
God:
What can I say?
Me:
Hmmm...who knows? Probably more God things.
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Only the Shadow knows. You seem uncertain. You want more?
Me:
Yeah baby I want more.
God:
Don't be greedy. Don't call me "Baby". Why do you want it?
Me:
You tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
A DINOSAUR.
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
No. Are you?
God:
Please tell the truth. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Say "yes" or "no" right now.
God:
At this moment" yes or no"
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
YOU'RE NO BIG DEAL!
God:
Thanks for your criticism.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
You. Are. Gay.
God:
" Should there be a problem?"? Me, God? Are we still talking about DINOSAUR? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
You're not a sex machine?
God:
Give me an example of a sex machine.
Me:
You.
God:
" Give me an example of a sex machine."? Me, God?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Really.
Me:
YES.
God:
How about that.
Me:
YES DAMNIT
God:
Tell me more. What's wrong.
Me:
No.
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes it was.
God:
Aw. When was this?
Me:
Tomorrow.
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
Damn straight!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, God.
Me:
Yeah it's great.

Eh then I got bored.

[Futuro]

Eh then I got bored. :lol: that was great!!! how did you get bored? i have like 3hour convos with god saved on my comp :^)

[rockindrummer]

Me:
Sup fo shizzle
God:
Same old.
Me:
swizzle
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
quite, i'm a wanna be black you see so i talk like a fruit
God:
Perhaps. You are a want to be black me see so you talk like a fruit? Is that your job?
Me:
no, why would i work as a wanna be black man
God:
Are you serious? You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
you see there are no jobs as a wanna be black man
God:
I see. Have faith,.
Me:
i thought god would have been smarter than this
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
i'm very dissapointed in you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
well your physic now are you
God:
How about that. You think I am physic now am I.
Me:
well you said you thought i was dissapointed in you so that would mean you would have to be
God:
Well that's okay. No I do not thought you were dissapointed in me so that would mean me would have to be. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
fo shizzle
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it.
Me:
so i heard you like that c0ck ramming you
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
i'm just saying what i've been told
God:
Only just? Where were you told?
Me:
at your sisters house she told me after sex
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
not much i only go over for some fun ya know
God:
Me either.
Me:
well i best be off
God:
Interesting. Thanks for the information: said best be off.
Me:
peace
God:
Love and Peace, Man.


Hehe that was kinda fun, god seems like a douche though.

[Double Bass Jim]

Me:
whats up
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Get the new peart DVD yet?
God:
Where can I get the new peart DVD?
Me:
It's not out yet I lied hahahaha
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
So much for being "all powerfull and all knowing" you lose
God:
Pardon me? Your purpose is being all powerfull and all knowing me lose.

[Tim]

Me:
whats up
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Get the new peart DVD yet?
God:
Where can I get the new peart DVD?
Me:
It's not out yet I lied hahahaha
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
So much for being "all powerfull and all knowing" you lose
God:
Pardon me? Your purpose is being all powerfull and all knowing me lose.


haha :lol:

[rockindrummer]

^ That ended to quickly jim.

[Epiphender]

:lol: Typical Jim conversation. :p

[Futuro]

Me:
so i heard you like that c0ck ramming you
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
i'm just saying what i've been told
God:
Only just? Where were you told?
Me:
at your sisters house she told me after sex
God:
Do you often use a computer there? :lol: that was funny!

^ That ended to quickly jim. yeah, that was fast man.

[Double Bass Jim]

I didnt have anything else to say, the thing is just like smarterchild on AIM.

[Tim]

Me:
sup foo
God:
The stars.
Me:
no sh!t?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
not much you moron
God:
Me either.
Me:
didnt think so

[rockindrummer]

^ That it is jim. That guy is pretty funny though.

God can't keep up with the black slang :p

[KWG]

for whoever cares

Me:
so you want me to rock out eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. No, maybe later.
Me:
yes I am, but what are you saying no to?
God:
Er." Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. No, maybe later." You are?
Me:
How bout now?
God:
Right now? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
did you just disconect my msn you bastard
God:
No I didn't disconect your msn me bastard. What's it like?
Me:
its like ramming my foot up your ***
God:
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:
type of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
which is?
God:
For example, Joe said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are.
Me:
Who cares what joe said
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
well la de da
God:
Well that's okay. Intéressant.
Me:
so where are you right now?
God:
At this moment That's cool. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
your in your own computer eh? loosing your memory or something, haha im so funny
God:
Are you Canadian? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in loosing my memory or something ha im so funny.
Me:
no you arn't
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
you can't terminate me
God:
Someone said I should terminate you.
Me:
who the hell said that
God:
I can't remember who said it.
Me:
well what goo are you then
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting question.
Me:

God:
Well that's okay. Interesting question.
Me:
****it i can't spell
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
you
God:
" What makes it impossible?"? Me,?
Me:
yes you
God:
OK.

[rockindrummer]

^ lol these things are pretty sweet.

[KWG]

though this was somewhat funny

Me:
what circumstances
God:
Contextural circumstances.
Me:
what is contextural circumstances
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
no, do it now
God:
Oh. Are you serious? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes i do
God:
Really.
Me:
YES
God:
How about that.
Me:
YOU SUCK
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
and you are?
God:
No I am not.

[Win A Rabbit]

a part of mine, i don't want to post all of it, way too much to post.

Me:
its ok if thats a touchy subject, i understand
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". OK with me too.
Me:
man, **** right off, i dont need your grammar tips
God:
Cool, man. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
are you aware that you can suck my dick?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
haha this could keep me entertained for a while, thanks.

[KWG]

haah this ones good too..okay im done

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it.
Me:
i was being sarcastic
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.

[rockindrummer]

^:lol: It is pretty sweet, thanks faith.


EDIT: To sic

[KWG]

okay seriously now this is the last time i post on this topic

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
whats yours?
God:
" What is your name?"? What is mine?
Me:
yes your name
God:
This was not a yes or no question. My name is God.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:

God:
For real.
Me:
are you serious
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:

God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
then what is your realy name
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity

[Win A Rabbit]

Me:
so who was the last person you slept with, oh mighty one?
God:
Ah. It's obvious.
Me:
it was bill gates, wasnt it?
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
i must admit, i was kind of sad. i mean, you're god. you could get anyone. why his wrinkly ***?
God:
Where were you kind of sad? I really couldn't say for sure. I could but let's get back to that later. How much time do you have?
Me:
as much as you want, darling
God:
How much is that?
Me:
i could stay up all night for someone as kinky as thou
God:
I am sure you could.
:lol: i thought that was a good one.

[rockindrummer]

^ :lol::lol::lol::lol: that's hallarious sic

[Win A Rabbit]

well anyways... my english class is a joke. today we sat in a circle, and she told us a story about dolphins that would perform 4 shows every day, but one day, they only performed the 1st and 4th time, and didn't perform the 2nd and 3rd. we then had to ask yes/no questions until we found out the reason why they wouldnt perform. IN A GRADE 12 ENGLISH CLASS. then we finally got it (i was doing my social homework the whole time, i lost interest in the dolphin story within 15 seconds) and she handed out a sheet of paper with questions like "can you cry underwater?" and "who was the first person who looked at a cow and thought to drink what came out of its udders?" then we talked about phobias for half an hour.

anyone on here have phobias? i myself am paranoid of small birds. big birds (duck-sized and up) i'm fine with, but little birds freak the hell out of me. they're just really unpredictable and everything. especially the ones in cages. :upset:

[rockindrummer]

^ dude that is amazing how crappy you english class is. Atleast it is an easy a.

[KWG]

im terrified of spiders.......maybe becuase one was chilling in my hockey gear, it was a hge beast, big *** wolf spider

[poppinfresh]

oh i am scared od birds like once they start flying around. One time i was at santa cruz and these birds started circling my head so i ran through the street i think i got close to their nest or soemthing but i wan't trying to, good thing theres no asians in santa cruz or i would have been hit for sure.

[Brokensticks]

^^^ haha lol - Im scared of my brother..... And death.....

[Seafroggys]

I'm afraid of yellow jackets.

I'm afraid of my house burning down.

I'm afraid that corperations will turn the beautiful green valley that I live in into a suburban wasteland.

Those are my three biggest fears.

[rockindrummer]

Why yellow jackets?

[Double Bass Jim]

I don't them bees either man, I don't like ANY bugs to be honest.

[Win A Rabbit]

i wouldn't say i have a phobia against clowns, but i strongly dislike anyone willing to dress up like that and entertain young children day after day.

call me crazy, but that sort of stuff is generally considered illegal. but no, clowns are great people... :confused:

[Tim]

ha. all women folk are afraid of clowns. hahaha.

[Epiphender]

I'm afraid of yellow jackets.

I'm afraid of my house burning down.

I'm afraid that corperations will turn the beautiful green valley that I live in into a suburban wasteland.

Those are my three biggest fears.

Hi, I'd still like to buy a thneed.

[Tim]

im afraid of the world being taken over by complete tardA$$es. oh wait it happened.... well $h!t

[Seafroggys]

Hi, I'd still like to buy a thneed.

Is this a hint for me to go back to my old avatar?

[styler]

im afraid of spiders and volleyballs...dont laugh..:(

[Epiphender]

:lol: It actually wasn't, but sure, I do like that one. :thumb:

[KWG]

haha when i saw yellow jackets i actually though of the rain coat type thing haha oh god.

[Seafroggys]

Yeah i meant the bees.

[Double Bass Jim]

ha. all women folk are afraid of clowns. hahaha.
Man polar bears are afraid of clowns, EVERYTHING on earth is afraid of clowns :lol:

[Epiphender]

Haha that was just an evasive, accusatory, embarrassment avoiding, guilt-passing-off way to say "Hi my name is Jim and I'm deathly afraid of clowns".

[Double Bass Jim]

Nothin scarier then a clown man, id rather jump in a pit of rattle snakes then have a clown show up at my house :lol:

[Plan B.]

:lol:

[Epiphender]

Nothin scarier then a clown man, id rather jump in a pit of rattle snakes then have a clown show up at my house :lol:

Crap, well should I take down all those clown posters I put up in my closet?

[Double Bass Jim]

Hahaha ughh, I keep imagining a clown face above me when I wake up.. DAMN that would be scary.

[Plan B.]

What if you were trapped in a closet with a clown?

[Double Bass Jim]

Id be forced to kill him in fear. A dead clown is better then a live one :lol: