amazing lyrics i wrote

[iAmVincent]

these lyrics are for my smash single hit, cook me dinner woman

i come home from work
i am very hungry
there is no food
on the table

you take all my money
spend it on tampons
well i only have one thing
to tell you

cook me dinner woman
cook me dinner woman
cook me dinner woman
COOK ME DINNER WOMAN!

make me steak
cook it rare
you overdid it!
DO IT AGAIN YOU CUNT!

add some salt
fork and knife
this tastes like ****!
DO IT AGAIN YOU CUNT!

suck my dick
suck my dick
suck my dick
RIGHT NOW!

anal time
drop those pants
get ready because
IT'S GONNA HURT LIKE HELL!

tell me what you think :)

[Hadji]

Not very funny.

[Rockafella]

Bahahahaha awesome. :)

100th post! :)

[iAmVincent]

Not very funny.
i find nothing funny about a disobedient wife :naughty:

[Permanent Solution]

Please go die.

Or just gain some semblance of intelligence.

[Arrakakaka]

Is this song a punk joke?

Just go die in a painfully inhumane way.

[LivingDeadBoy]

Omg That Roxxors, Thad Is S00000 Punk Rawk!!!

[Burningwater]

Something about this...screams stupidity. But another part of it screams funny as hell.
I give you a 9/10 because it made me laugh my *** off. Your sense of humor reminds me of my guitarist's sense of humor: sick twisted, but funny as hell.

[OneWingedAngel]

OMGOMG oneone111~~!!!~~!~ONE one




:lol: ROFL!




see, i guess we all have different ideas of whats funny

[Puma]

:lol:

[Arrakakaka]

Yea it is pretty funny http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/Freak-On-A-Leash/deadhorse.gif

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

:lol: That's golden.

[OneWingedAngel]

http://www.purevolume.com/justzgc
^ This is funny, listen to "Electric avenue"

[thedeadwalk!]

well, it's just as worse as the last piece of **** sexist song that came through here.

are you people even trying?

[saudade]

Something about this...screams stupidity. But another part of it screams funny as hell.
I give you a 9/10 because it made me laugh my *** off. Your sense of humor reminds me of my guitarist's sense of humor: sick twisted, but funny as hell.

Is this a joke? 9/10!!!! Start reading some meaningfull lyrics, as apposed to this punk, "i'm such a spoiled c**t and i hate my parents" crap! It makes me sick just reading not only the tainted "lyrics", but also the replies of people who actually like it!!!! 9/10!!!!!!!! COME ON!

[Nightvision]

About as funny as a fire in an orphanage.

[tapthatbass]

i think he is reflecting about an experience with his spouse.....

poor guy..

0/10

stupid

[FateisCold]

Is this a joke? 9/10!!!! Start reading some meaningfull lyrics, as apposed to this punk, "i'm such a spoiled c**t and i hate my parents" crap! It makes me sick just reading not only the tainted "lyrics", but also the replies of people who actually like it!!!! 9/10!!!!!!!! COME ON!

He gave his reasons why he liked it, it's his opinion, let him have it.
I found it funny at first but the word cunt is really not very funny to me, i'm not some wussy guy but that's just wrong.

[TheWoodenSlug]

About as funny as a fire in an orphanage.

This post was much funnier.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

I thought idiots migrated south for the winter.

[Nightvision]

No, that's Geese. Close enough though.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Oh, GEESE, duh.

Sorry. My mistake.

[Nightvision]

Not at all... I can see how the relative IQs confused you.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Yeah, birds have a brain about the size of a pea? I suppose when you consider their body weight that's not too bad. But a normal human brain should weigh like 8 pounds? I see a problem there.

[T'an-mo]

My amazing lyrics?

[Herbert_da_fish]

There are some songs that should be left to mould in a public toilet after a fat man who had just eaten a curry has just left it. This is one of them. Busted need not worry about a band to replace their greatness.

[ABulldog]

Hmmm. Not that amazing.

[rt1610]

idc if its funny these are probably the worst lyrics ive ever read you should just put down the pen for a knife and im sure u can figure the rest out

[Nightvision]

I think the poor little n00b neg-repped me... he inflicted a massive 0 points damage! Shall I return the favour? :lol:

[Separate]

Wow, that sucks...

[Nightvision]

Wooo! N00b with sense!

I hereby adopt Separate as my understudy n00b.

[SoulRot]

What, the, Crap ....

[Separate]

Wooo! N00b with sense!

I hereby adopt Separate as my understudy n00b.
Yeah, well it doesnt take any Frankenstein to figure out that those lyrics are ****.

[Nightvision]

...you'd be surprised. These are not the worst lyrics I've seen.

[Separate]

Well, atleast it gives you something to laugh at..

[Nightvision]

Eh, there was one song (ironically enough a rap song) that talked about poking a cat with a cricket bat...


*goes hunting*

[Separate]

Rappers are usually high..

[Nightvision]

This kid wasn't a rapper. He wasn't even a musician. This kid was... well, I'll get a link.


*mumbles about how much easier finding it would be if the search function was working*

[Nightvision]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=268398

found it!

Good ol' google.

[BiKiNixKiLLeR]

you're not cool, you masochist. i hate you, and so would kathleen hanna.

[Separate]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=268398

found it!

Good ol' google.
:lol: The feedback he got was entertaining. This is by far the worst lyrics I've ever read.

[SubtleDagger]

It was pretty funny.