Best Quotes From "Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy"

[at the gates]

"im not sure about this but i think that diversity is an old wooden ship used during the civil war."

lets hear em....

[blockhead]

That movies sucks.

[at the gates]

"if you were a man id punch you! id punch you right in the mouth!"

^ also a quote from the movie

[Berner]

"Hi I'm Brick Tamland. In a few years it will be discovered that I have a 48 IQ and I will be labled what is called 'Mentally Retarded'."

[Kickflip_Burrito]

'That was the news at 6, I'm Ron Burgundy, go fúck yourselves San Diego'

Classic :thumb:

[Happymeal]

"Hi I'm Tits .. Ron Burgundy"

"Mmmm scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch."

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

[X0senses_fail0X]

Something like

"Oooooh Baxter! I love you! I love you soo much! Look, I'll lick you in front of everyone! I love you Baxter!"

[Esp Griffyn]

"Loud Noises!"

[griftadan]

"whats that baxter? you pooped in the fridge and ate a whole wheel of cheese? wow, im not even mad. thats just amazing"

"Hello there, im Ron Burgandy. I'm kind of a big deal. I Have my own news show, people laugh when the talk with me; my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

"hey, do you want to come to the pants party?"
"the what party?"
"the pants party"
"brick, are you telling me that theres a party in your pants, and that im invited?"
"yeah"

[Systemhead]

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries...right in the baby-maker."

[Let's Chop Cats!]

Brian Fantana: Oh, that was one crazy party. I am hung over.
Champ Kind: Tell me about it. I woke up this morning and I **** a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this ****-covered squirrel down there in the office. Don't know what to name it.
Brick Tamland: I'm sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

[at the gates]

i have lots of leather bound books and my apartment smells of a rich mohogany. merlin olson comes over... on occasion.

[BlindWriting]

"When in Rome..."

[at the gates]

ahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

sometimes you just gotta look in the mirror and say when in rome....

[jhiggins1]

Brick:"Look i'm riding a big fuzzy tractor!!"
"I ate fiberglass insulation. i wasn't cotton candy like the guy said. my tummy itches."
"Where'd get that hand gernade Brick?" "i don't now"

[Kickflip_Burrito]

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries...right in the baby-maker."
Hahaha, I forgot that one! Classic stuff.

[at the gates]

"im gonna slap you in public."

"you look like a smelly pirate hooker."

[CaptainWaits]

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

That part

[3074326]

"Go back to whore island."
"I pooped a hammer."
"Loud noises!"
"Don't act like you're not impressed!"
"I killed a man with a trident!"

[pikester]

I love lamp!

I love rug!

etc.

[cellotape]

The part when he's trying to sound smart and tells the chick how the got the name San Diego. Can't remember it well though.

[sr800bkBassist]

"hi"

[Berner]

"I killed a man with a trident!""Yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that Brick. You should probably lay low for a while. "

[Incognito]

"Hey Brick, where'd you get the hand grenade?"
"I don't know"


Brick: I stabbed a man in the heart
Ron: Yea I saw that, Brick killed a guy, did you throw a trident?
Brick: Yea, and there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident
Ron: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, you should find yourself a safe house or a realtive close by, lay low for a while because, you're probably wanted for murder

[Berner]

"Hey Brick, where'd you get the hand grenade?"
"I don't know"


Brick: I stabbed a man in the heart
Ron: Yea I saw that, Brick killed a guy, did you throw a trident?
Brick: Yea, and there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident
Ron: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, you should find yourself a safe house or a realtive close by, lay low for a while because, you're probably wanted for murderClassic.

[Aramis]

Ron Burgundy: "LET'S MAKE A BABY!"

Ron Burgundy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".


Filmed in my hometown too. :)

[Jom]

The only parts I laughed at in this movie was when he had a boner wearing sweatpants and when he asked the new female anchor to his office and he didn't have a shirt on while lifting:

"1,009, 1,010... I can barely lift my arms... because I did so many."

[DaveIsWrong]

Ron : Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian : Brian Fantana.
Champ : Champ Kind.
Brick : Brian Fantana.
Brian : No, you're Brick.
Brick : Brian.
Brian : I'm Brian.
Brick : Veronica.

[JoeSchmo]

"i heard women's periods attract bears...they can smell the menstruation" haha good times with brick

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Announcer: "And here is your 6 time Emmy award winning news anchor...Ron Burgundy!"
and his co-host...Dick McGee..

Ron: (chuckle)

[Osiris X]

^^^

It was **** mcgee.

Wha? Since when is tits blocked out?

[IrishConor]

i liked the part where ron was like you know "im kinda a big deal
"

[Let's Chop Cats!]

As lame as this movie was, it's still amazingly hilarious.