Bologna

[The Devices]

ok....first id like to say..last time i poseted this song on my own screen name i go tkicked off because people didnt get the joke and wouldnt beleive it is my brotheres song....ok, well i got banned before i could agrue my side so i will post again...it is a hardcore punk song

B-O-L-O-N-G-A
I spelled bologna very very wrong
you are the one to blame...
you are the one who spelled it very wrong
you should be on the wall of shame

it is only a chorus, because the rest he makes up as he goes..in cluding lines such as "i love bologna, it is good to me...i eat it in my lunch and i eat it at a piknic...."

[Akehuka7_II]

I remember the old one I think...

It sucked the big one.

This song sucks. Just give it up already. It's not funny.

[The Devices]

YEAH! well your not funny...oh what do you think of that one

[The Devices]

but really the reason i posted this is so the people that wouldnt beleive me (and got me kicked off even when i made 2 posts) would post again, so i could make my side of it with out them blowing the whole thing out of proportion and kicking me off as i already said

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

let it go, reposting it and arguing some more doesnt change the fact that its a flaming pile of ****

[The Devices]

but it does change the fact that a stupid retard like you is not a cool person, but, instead, a dumb ugly head














you dumb ugly head you

[metaliq]

I concur. Could be funny, but isnt. Sorry. I am writing a song about emo kids, and it is funny so far. I could give your brother some pointers if he gives me a back massage.

[The Devices]

my friends band has a song called emo sucks...good stuff...but yeah...what is a back message?

[metaliq]

Massage? Its where your brother takes some hot oil that smells like flowers and rubs my back. I am not gay tho, so if you got a sister I would accept that....

But not your mom, she is probably old and thats creepy.

[morrissey2]

So... I assume it's probably me you wanted to talk to. Explain your case.

[The Devices]

hey accualy....sorry i ment messege....but no my mom is a message therepyst (how ever you spell it) she does it for a living...so you might want a message from her...and i dont have a sister...but really i thaught you said messege
i think he could do without your tips...

[metaliq]

Haha :P

Morr, you gotted banned?!

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Ok, I'm going to say to you what I said to the other guy, you are problibly a really nice guy or girl but you arnt funny and arguing the point again will problibly get you banned...AGAIN. So please take this sharp object and go run around your backyard. Thank you. :thumb:

[morrissey2]

Haha :P

Morr, you gotted banned?!
Yes, spam thread in the pit.

[The Devices]

ow...i freakin stabbed the inside of my troat with aome wire cutters
i took your advice but it was boring so i put them in my mouth...
...but thats not point, So i got banned because somebody freaks out and wont beleive me about my brothers band...that makes total sence..i figured if i posted it again that kid that wouldnt belive me would come and i could proove to him that it IS in fact this is my bros song

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Morrissey why did you get banned?



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :upset:

[metaliq]

Um... not to argue, because I really dont care, but you still have no evidence that it is your brothers band. And I am pretty sure no one really cares...

I win. Beverage time.

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Um... not to argue, because I really dont care, but you still have no evidence that it is your brothers band. And I am pretty sure no one really cares...

I win. Beverage time.

:chug: Cheers. :thumb:

[thirdeyeblindislit]

ow...i freakin stabbed the inside of my troat with aome wire cutters
i took your advice but it was boring so i put them in my mouth...
...but thats not point, So i got banned because somebody freaks out and wont beleive me about my brothers band...that makes total sence..i figured if i posted it again that kid that wouldnt belive me would come and i could proove to him that it IS in fact this is my bros song

:lol: Ok maybe your not that bad. But whats the band called?

[The Devices]

the devices
this is his screen name thing because i got banned
reamember

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Oh yeah.


Never heard of them sorry. :upset:

[The Devices]

well hes 11 and we are from gardnerville nevada so it makes sence that you dont know them

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Ah, so what in the he11 is the big deal?

[The Devices]

becaus i got kicked off.....

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Ok so let me get this straight. You got kicked off because you claimed that you know a band that nobody knows who the he11 they are anyway, and then you start to cause all sorts of commotion because people wont believe that you know a 11 year olds band?


um....I have not witty lines for that.

[Floydfanatic]

hey guys! instead of arguing over a song about bologna why not check out my song "the hourglass"? i must say i htink a song about baloney has no punk aspect to it at all... unless your rebelling against the standard style of songwriting... if that's it... then your hardcore man!

[The Devices]

because your icon sickens me

[Floydfanatic]

it's a joke... i'm rebeling against the musical tastes of mx... even though i'm not a fan.

[The Devices]

but for thirdeyeblindslit....i didnt start the commotion...i put up my 11 year old brothers bands song and it was meant to be funny...i mean its about lunch meat, and its to a hardcore punk song...when i told someone that they wouldnt leave me alone and started to blow it all up...and saying that i was a lyar and that no 11 year olds are in the punk scene...well im sitting right next to him he has stripy pants a full blown studed jaket, boots and he jsut got his mohawk cut off not too long ago (now its half pink half black) but anyways...people started agreeing with him all ganging up at me and this one kid happened to be an emo kid....so at the last line of one of the posts it said..."so dont be a ***** you emo bitch"..and then some guy got all mad and kicked me off

[The Devices]

floyd fan, but now that you have a good charlett icon you are too hardcore for me...
ok i will go look at your song

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Oh, ok. Well then, I say.....






not sure what I say. Dont be mean to floydfanatic though.

[thirdeyeblindislit]

How about you stay with like one screen name? Not to be mean.

[The_One]

1. It's not really funny
2. Stop reposting threads that everyone despises
3. Stop reposting stuff that isn't even YOURS
4. You only posted the chorus. At least post the whole d*mn song.

Thank you.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

I am incapable of coherant thought, DUUUURRRRR

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[Nightvision]

The best thing is, he's looking for me. :wave:

[Nightvision]

Right, I'm a (reasonably) nice guy, so I'll be gentle with this dribbling idiot.

Firstly: I don't care whether your brother is eleven, twenty-one, sixty-one or a hundred and eleven. His song SUCKS. It's not funny. It's not clever (a lot like you, actually) and it is about a slab of meat. PUNK IS NOT ABOUT MEAT! I strongly doubt you'll see bands like Leftover Crack or The Necromantix singing about ham sandwiches.

Secondly: Your brother, however 'punk' he thinks he is, in all probability is not punk. Who gives a rat's backside what he wears? If he thinks that he's punk just because he has a mohawk and wears studded leather jackets, then he's even more stupid than you are, in which case I'd castrate you both, just to avoid your genepool spreading into another generation. The very fact that he finds a song like this funny is proof enough that he is way too immature to even brush the surface of 'punk'.

Thirdly: I'm still not convinced that this IS his song. I still think you wrote this, and you still don't have the gonads to own up and accept this song is awful - instead, you blamed it on your younger brother. Nice touch that.

If you can prove me wrong (a photo of your brother in punk gear would be a start, although nowhere near to 100% proof) then I will step down and admit you were right and I was wrong. HOWEVER, I want proof. Not just you spouting more bull than you already have.

Good luck. :wave:

[Akehuka7_II]

Wow. Owned.

[Monkey:Dust]

It's been two pages and anti-emo crusader hasn't mentioned how he thinks emo sucks. I don't believe it's him, he's ... resonable.

[Nightvision]

The redeeming thing about this for emo is, if he thinks it's crap it HAS to be good!

[metaliq]

I like it.

Haha, im kidding. It still isnt funny.

Please quit life. Or this thread. Either way, we wont have to hear about this anymore...

But you know what? I kinda feel bad... how old are you? Yes you noob. ANSWER me Jason ;).

[Nightvision]

uh.... I didn't write that! It was my... uh... 11 year old brother... and he's... um.... well into Death Metal and stuff like that. yeah. that's it.

[The Devices]

Right, I'm a (reasonably) nice guy, so I'll be gentle with this dribbling idiot.

Firstly: I don't care whether your brother is eleven, twenty-one, sixty-one or a hundred and eleven. His song SUCKS. It's not funny. It's not clever (a lot like you, actually) and it is about a slab of meat. PUNK IS NOT ABOUT MEAT! I strongly doubt you'll see bands like Leftover Crack or The Necromantix singing about ham sandwiches.

Secondly: Your brother, however 'punk' he thinks he is, in all probability is not punk. Who gives a rat's backside what he wears? If he thinks that he's punk just because he has a mohawk and wears studded leather jackets, then he's even more stupid than you are, in which case I'd castrate you both, just to avoid your genepool spreading into another generation. The very fact that he finds a song like this funny is proof enough that he is way too immature to even brush the surface of 'punk'.

Thirdly: I'm still not convinced that this IS his song. I still think you wrote this, and you still don't have the gonads to own up and accept this song is awful - instead, you blamed it on your younger brother. Nice touch that.

If you can prove me wrong (a photo of your brother in punk gear would be a start, although nowhere near to 100% proof) then I will step down and admit you were right and I was wrong. HOWEVER, I want proof. Not just you spouting more bull than you already have.

Good luck. :wave:


OK
first of all neKromantix is not punk (and you spelled it wrong)
maybe if you heard the song you would agree with me that it is punk...
just becasue of the lyrics doesnt mean it is a certain type of music...the MUSIC make it the certain genre not the lyrics...(some exceptions)...
second of all, he is punk...you are right that it doesnt matter if he has leather jacket and boots and a mohawk...but he is... AND i swear to god that this is his song. there is no joke...
and sorry but i dont take pictures of my little brother and post it on a website...but if you have an AIM screen name id gladly take a picture of him some time and show it to you...
and for who ever said dont post other peoples song...i was on his screen name thing (the devices) when i posted it. he doest use it though.
see it is happening again..i was looking for jason 101 thats the only reason i posted this...but i will probaly get kicked off for no good reason AGAIN..
but jason 101 of you DO have a screen name on AIM post it and ill im you....if not, email me at filhitstuff@excite.com

[metaliq]

(spelled = spelt, you made a grammerical mistake)

Quit posting.

No one cares.

If this doesnt stop I am going to shut all my lights off, turn Taking Back Sunday on, sit in the corner and cry. Emo style.

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Ok how about we just let this die. Who gives a flying :bleep: who wrote the song. It still isnt that great. Bottom line. :thumb:

[The Devices]

hey....you guys dont need to be here...im talking to jason101 not you, so you dont have to keep coming back...i want to know if he has a sn so we can finnaly settle this...i got kicked off last time for no apparent reason so i want to get it over with

[metaliq]

I dont see what there is to settle. Some guy you dont even know didnt believe you (or probably did and just said he didnt to tick you off) that your brother wrote a pretty bad song.

Ugh, if I was mod I would lock this place.

[Nightvision]

I have no more interest in this thread. I don't have AIM, and if I did, I certainly wouldn't add you. Now, let's just leave it at this:

1) This song, lyrically, is a piece of turd.

2) I don't believe that an 11 year old CHILD can either understand the concepts of punk nor be accepted as one by the generally elitist punk community.

3) You beg to differ.

4) NEVER post in here again.

[thirdeyeblindislit]

How do you run for mod anyway?

[Nightvision]

huh?

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Like if I wanted to be a mod, how would I do that?


Also Jason is my friend, any problems with him is a problem with me. :thumb:

[Nightvision]

I believe you'd make it known to one of the admin (DBJ would more than likely be a good bet) and give him the reasons why you'd want to be a mod, and why it would be a good idea for this forum to have another mod.

[Floydfanatic]

i still think it's a rebellion against the standards of songwriting.... btw... check out "the last drop" please....

[thirdeyeblindislit]

I believe you'd make it known to one of the admin (DBJ would more than likely be a good bet) and give him the reasons why you'd want to be a mod, and why it would be a good idea for this forum to have another mod.

Thanks jason I appriciate it. :thumb:

[Nightvision]

If you read my post properly, I said a picture would NOT be 100% proof to me - it would just be an 11 year old kid in spikey clothes... and I'm not overly sure if I want that sort of thing sitting in my inbox, y'know?
Now just leave this thread to die. I don't believe you, and nothing you can say is going to change that. Just accept it.

[thirdeyeblindislit]

ok, jason101
you tell me to show you a picture...i kindly offer to...but then you just decide that you will go back on your word not accept the picture, and not step down and admit that you were wrong...
what the hell...you cant even hold true to your own word

Dude will you kindly,





















SHUT THE HE11 UP! MAN! GET OVER IT! GO WRITE YOUR OWN GOD DAM*N SONG AND STOP TRYING TO PICK FIGHTS THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WIN!














thank you. :thumb:

[Nightvision]

This is why no-one takes you seriously - you whinge and whine, and when people get tired of it and tell you to just give up and buggar off, you start acting like a moron and swearing. No wonder you got banned. Just STFU and go away.


PLEASE!

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Ok, I tried to be nice. You get one more shot. I'm not going to fight with a mentally handicapped person because that's just not fair to you. Talk one more time, and you WILL once again be banned. Trust me. Go crit, go staple your eyelids to your eyeballs, I really dont care, but stop mouthing off.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

/thinks its 46 chromosomes, actually...

[Nightvision]

Look - give up - let this thread drop and die. You are not helping yourself here, and are starting to get owned. Just go. Leave. Vamoose.

[Nightvision]

'sup sonnet?

[Nightvision]

...you're still here...

[Nightvision]

So basically, if I go against everything I have said in this thread and say something I don't believe to be true, then you'll let this thread go before someone bans you?


Mind if I pass on that deal?



JUST GO.

[thirdeyeblindislit]

You really want a full out ban dont you?


Ok I'm starting a list. Who votes that he justs shuts the Stfu and goes away?

I think this thread should be closed.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

i have 47 chromosomes

yeah but see, this statement begs to differ

why admit you are mentally retarded?

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Ok here's a new list to kill this f*g.

[Nightvision]

f*ck it - I'm going to ignore this Troll. This is my last post in this thread.

[thirdeyeblindislit]

I'm with you Jason, let's just let him talk to himself. :chug:

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Ok, I have to say something.


What in the he11 does being 20 have to do with anything. I'm not going to let you be an a$$ to Jason. Look nobody gives two shi*ts in a fart storm about you or your "brother" so Why dont you just please, and I beg you please shut up. The song sucks you suck and you are turning the S&L nice guy to the S&L mean guy and I dont want to be that. You can either be nice and play along with others, or you can get a full out computer ban, where you cant create another account.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

let us spam his thread while completely ignoring him.

so how was everyone elses day?

[thirdeyeblindislit]

My day's pretty good, and yours?

[gardnerville gangsta]

mine was pretty **** snazy, i got to watch fil make fun of a buch of dumbass'. Good job fil...im proud of ya...are we still on for practice tomorrow?

[sparkylp2002]

my day went well aswell

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

well, ive been sick all week, so that means no school

ive also been procrastinating on an english project, which im wrapping up right now

[thirdeyeblindislit]

mine was pretty **** snazy, i got to watch fil make fun of a buch of dumbass'. Good job fil...im proud of ya...are we still on for practice tomorrow?

Ok fil wasnt making fun of us, we were making fun of fil. Now there are two choices here, either you're dipsh*it one or you are fil's alter ego. So I go with both. :amaze:


As for fil, stop whining. You remind me of a little b*itch.

*My daddy owns a store, and he's the bestest and he is bald and has no balls and...blah blah blah*


You sound like a daddy's girl. :smoke:

You arnt getting an apolige so get over it. :thumb:

[thirdeyeblindislit]

well, ive been sick all week, so that means no school

ive also been procrastinating on an english project, which im wrapping up right now

Yeah I'm a procrastinator too. :D

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

hey, that sounds like lance armstrong... OOOO ARE YOU RELATED TO HIM?

*My daddy owns a store, and he's the bestest and he is bald and has no balls and...blah blah blah*

[thirdeyeblindislit]

:lol: ok.

[thirdeyeblindislit]

Perfect Sonnet did you hear something?

[Nightvision]

and jason
i make you a good deal...but you have to be a bitch about it.
i hope you drown at work tomorow...and honestly you are 20, how mant 20 year olds are even on here

Right, listen to me you pus-sucking little scrote. I have a wife and a baby girl at home, and your whiny little bitch *** is sitting there at home WISHING DEATH on me simply because I'm refusing to believe some **** about your brother writing some lame song about sandwich meat. Well let me tell you this you little cuntrag - if you were here in front of me right now, I would beat you to within an inch of your measly pathetic worthless little life. I bet you feel really ****ing big and clever sitting there in your room typing that... it's easy to be the big man over the internet, huh? Well let me tell you this - you had REALLY better hope we never meet, boy. Really.

[gardnerville gangsta]

yay...and bye the way...his brother wrote the song...becouse i write the songs for our band...not fil...fils brother writes the songs for his band...not fil...still......



























NOT FIL!!!!!!!!!!

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Ok, ill put this to a rest....hahahha...man this has been a grand old time pissing people off.....i really dont care that you dont beleive me...i havent since the beggining...im just screwing with you...it wanst supposed to get this big but as it kept growing it became more amusing....hahahaha man you guys get pretty butt hurt...
nice

/laughs at how idiots try to come out on the top of their own arguements using dumb logic like the type seen above.

[Nightvision]

grrrgh - that little ****wit really had me seeing red there. :mad:

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

calm down, remember, with lyrics like that, his band MUST suck, so he definitely isnt getting laid... unlike a certain husband i know :wink::wink:

[Nightvision]

haha... point well taken. Also, PDWAB just banned him, which is another plus point. :thumb:

[Nightvision]

holy **** I think he's been deleted...

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

well, i think his account was just deleted or something?

[Nightvision]

nah, just spoke to PDWAB - he's just deleted all the posts in this thread. Meh, good enough for me.

[The Devices]

hi.....
see i got Kicked off again for no reason...
IT still is funny though you guys being so butt hurt...
YEah and i bet your lif eis SOO much more iportant than mine...Youre a coastguard...I mean that is the most important job there is...
ive already offered to leave it alone but you and your friends kept going at it...
and i forgot to say... the song is pronounced BOW LOG NUH not BALONEY

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

you realize the coastguard is the first line of defense against homeland invasions, and would especially be vital to an ISLAND, such as england? i mean right? or wait, you ARE that dumb?

[Nightvision]

...and we're an emergency service - available on 999 (your equivalent 911) 24/7. But I guess that's trivial.

[PDWAB]

hi.....
see i got Kicked off again for no reason...
IT still is funny though you guys being so butt hurt...
YEah and i bet your lif eis SOO much more iportant than mine...Youre a coastguard...I mean that is the most important job there is...
ive already offered to leave it alone but you and your friends kept going at it...
and i forgot to say... the song is pronounced BOW LOG NUH not BALONEY


I think it's time to call it a night.