I'm SOOO Sad

[thedeadwalk!]

who do they think they are
parading their emotions
singing of days like no other
and love as deep as an ocean
it makes me sick that they feel so good
it's times like these i feel

three in the morning
and i cannot sleep
a bunch of happy jingles
trying to sell me things
actual size and flipping capabilities
and it's times like these i feel

made a list
of all the things
that get me down
ordered on
how much they
make me frown
got not money, got no job
can't seem to be thankful for my mom
got no pride, got no friends
i'm so sad 'cause happy songs are in

brainwashing babies
barney to keep them in place
if i had had motor functions
i'dve punched my mom in the face
i can't remember my first nine years of life
it's times like these i feel

school is so boring
try to tell me what to do
school house rock as a learning aide
cut my attention spen to a kangaroo's
and i still don't know what adverbs are
and it's times like these i feel

made a list
of all the things
that get me down
ordered on
how much they
make me frown
got not money, got no job
can't seem to be thankful for my mom
got no pride, got no friends
i'm so sad 'cause happy songs are in

and it's times like these i feel
i just might cry
no, i will

[Up The Irons]

i think its too straight forward, which might be your approach, which is cool

[BassStabbed]

this cat on my lap smells like doodoo

[thedeadwalk!]

this is a comical song. it's simple, and direct so when people hear/read it they can get a chuckle the first time through (if they find it funny). this song is not about how many metaphors there are or the symbolic meanings of things.