I have a PS2, and I'm not asking for much in a game.

[Anus Invader]

I play all the THPS's and THUG's, and nothing else. I'm looking to buy a new game, and I have very little criteria. In essence, I want to get the best possible experience kicking epic ***. Explosions, fast action, maybe a heavy metal soundtrack, sweetass guns, beastass villains and minions, a rad main character, and realism can suck my balls. Any suggestions?

[manuscriptreplica]

GTA: Vice City?

Probably not the game you're looking for, but it meets all the criteria

[Anus Invader]

GTA: Vice City?

Probably not the game you're looking for, but it meets all the criteria
Too realistic, and those alley thugs aren't quite the beasts I'm looking for, man.

[The JoZ]

I think the game you want exists only in your head.

[Zakath]

Get a XBOX and Ninja Gaiden.

[Anus Invader]

I think the game you want exists only in your head.
Are you ****ing kidding me? Am I the only person in the world who wishes to blow **** up and kick loads of virtual ***, as if nobody has ever made a video game that meets those criteria. The Ratchet & Clank series is sorta what I'm looking for, but I was thinkin a little more amped up than those games.

[Kithkin]

Devil May Cry

[ZaaR]

Metal Gear Solid 3?

[I Am a Hat]

Mario Golf.

[Halloween Jack]

Metal Gear Solid 3.

[Anus Invader]

Thanks for all the responses, keep 'em coming, I'm checking out all of these games. Except for Mario Golf. But when I get a Gamecube I wanna get all the new Mario games so that actually might come up later on.

[TheNowhereman42]

Devil May Cry

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or Dynasty Warriors, its not got big guns or anything, but its just massive hack & slash action.

Oh and Gengrave 2 maby.

MGS3 is probably a bit too slow-paced for you.

[jeffro]

Red Faction one or two, I suggest the first. Its old and you can buy a used copy for 5-10 bucks, my favorate console fps EVER.

[Anus Invader]

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or Dynasty Warriors, its not got big guns or anything, but its just massive hack & slash action.

Oh and Gengrave 2 maby.

MGS3 is probably a bit too slow-paced for you.
What's MGS3?

[Scuba_Steve]

What's MGS3?

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake eater

It's a great game but the story line is probably too slow for you and so is the gameplay

[el doctor]

Devil May Cry
Exactly my thoughts.

[Bel Acres]

Red Faction 2.

[rising_fury]

x men legends
burnout 3

[Element86]

Psi-Ops matches pretty much all of those criteria, with the added bonus of breaking people by chucking them into walls with your mind. But if you think Vice City is realistic then I guess you won't like this.