Zakath discusses your non-posting potential

[Zakath]

Post and I'll let you know how much I wish you'd stop posting.

I'm going offline now though, so I expect to see lots of replies when I get back! lols k

[funky_penguin3]

Me first!

[Jon]

Hmmm, let me try this out.


Yatty is a fag

No really, I mean it.

[talk show host]

Hate me

[joshmay]

i like you, actually :)

[Jadeybeta]

Bring on the hate.

[Sab Like Whoa]

Bring on the hate.

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[joshmay]

that raver kitten is hilarious! :lol:

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

Zakath says: 400% of the world's population is a fag.


Rate me.

[Wanker]

Let's do this thang.

[ScorpSath]

O do me.

[~flic~]

me...

...0o

[Der Meister]

Zakaths my bum lover :naughty:

[Paranoidd]

Zakath hates people?

Oh shi

[Zakath]

Me first!
I have absolutely no clue who the hell you are. This is the first post by you that I've ever noticed, so that probably means you're a lurker type. Here's my advice to you: Stay lurking, stop posting.
Hmmm, let me try this out.
Yatty is a fag
No really, I mean it.
You strike me as an emo-faggot type. I've never seen a decent post by you. Stick to posting in whatever instrument forum you play, if you play one besides the "skin-flute."
Hate me
You're like the average talk show host: Idiotic, stupid and laughs at their own jokes. Actually, I have no idea if that's what you're like. You seem ok. Carry on.
i like you, actually :)
I haven't seen you post in a while, but I think you were pretty decent when you were more active. You lose points for that avatar though, cut that hair ******.
Bring on the hate.
Out of all the "girls" on here, you seem like the least attention-whorish. No offense, but you're not attractive by any means. If you're going to be a girl posting on an internet forum, at least be hot, or find a pic of a random girl that is hot (preferably n00d lol). Cut back with the posting.
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Get the hell off this forum. Seriously, stop posting now. I hope that the above post is your last on these forums.

[Shadows]

There is no thread long enough to comprehend how hated I am (and rightfully so!).

[Nightvision]

<----*Cult of Zakath member #018362*

[Jadeybeta]

Awesome. I like you way more now.

[mx120R]

do me!!

[Sab Like Whoa]

Get the hell off this forum. Seriously, stop posting now. I hope that the above post is your last on these forums.

I expected way worse from you, come on zak,

[Zakath]

Zakath says: 400% of the world's population is a fag.
Rate me.
I'm pretty sure I used to dislike you, but recent events (trig thread) have led me to view you as a contributing member of this forum. I'm confused about your gender though.
Let's do this thang.
Your username pretty much says it all. Here's a suggestion though: In each of your posts, include a link to a random hot chick. It would make your posts/username ten times better.
O do me.
me...

...0o
These two guys can stop posting right now, I don't like to see any of that "O" or "0o" crap.
Zakaths my bum lover :naughty:
Refer to what I said to Sab_like_whoa, thanks.
Zakath hates people?

Oh shi
A+ poster.
There is no thread long enough to comprehend how hated I am (and rightfully so!).
I don't hate you, and it's kind of lame to go around saying how much you're hated when most people probably have no clue of who you are. You can stop posting and slit your wrists while contemplating how much the world "hates" you.

[Iai]

Wow, it's like an anti-circle jerk.

Hit me, Zakath. But bear in mind that I just voted you R&M's 23rd greatest poster.

[Superfly]

Love me now.

[Magicaltroll]

please discuss how not good i am at posting :)
it would just make my day :thumb:

[Kingofdudes]

rate my non-posting abilities plz

[RaVen_Bassist]

i fear the rating that is to be handed down by the high and mighty.

[Wanker]

Your username pretty much says it all. Here's a suggestion though: In each of your posts, include a link to a random hot chick. It would make your posts/username ten times better.

/heeds advice







http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/victoria_silvstedt/victoria_silvstedt_l2.jpg

[Zakath]

<----*Cult of Zakath member #018362*
You seem alright, but you can't just join a cult. I doubt you'd live past the first test.
do me!!
Hey look, it's a newbie! A seeming random combination of letters and numbers (besides the 'mx' of course), but at least it's not "blnk182" or something like that..
Awesome. I like you way more now.
I'd say I like you way more now too, but I'd be lying. Maybe if you replace that pic of yourself on the photo album with something more like this (http://www.zugs-model-portal.com/tgp/pfcash/tiffany/blackroad/samplepic-04.jpg).

Ok now I'm really going, I'll get everyone else later.

Edit: I'd give you two thumbs up Wanker, but one hand is kinda busy.. :eek:

[HNLzero]

me!

[Der Meister]

tut tut tut, that was weak zakath

[Paranoidd]

this (http://www.zugs-model-portal.com/tgp/pfcash/tiffany/blackroad/samplepic-04.jpg).


Thanks.

[ThePatient]

I want to feel Zakath's e-penis of wrath ravage me with witty comments.

[DonMancini]

http://starophile.free.fr/wallpapers/catherine_bell_002.jpg

[Pink Panther]

I can't stop from posting here.


Sorry.

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

Me, Zakath.

[myiaa]

Me please.

[chumpradio]

Rate me, foo', before I pity yo ass.

[Anus Invader]

Do me.

[-theguy]

rat me hahhahaa :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumb: :wave:

[Echleon]

Rate Me.

[Timm]

"No, that's German! Die Bart, die..."

[Random_Hero_Guy_]

Zakath's responce to me:

Random_Hero_Guy_

Random_Hero_Guy_ is on your ignore list. Have a nice ****ing day.

[The pet beaver on bass]

rate me with your best shot

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I'll give this a stab

[infeef]

i like the abundance of good looking ladies in this thread, oh and go for it.

[joshmay]

this (http://www.zugs-model-portal.com/tgp/pfcash/tiffany/blackroad/samplepic-04.jpg).




sorry man. but i cant allow that.


i'm giving you somewhere between 15 and 30 minute ban. please dont post (at least unmarked) porn links. :)

[Kaden]

Judge me.

[Refl]

I listen to Limp Bizkit.

[Sab Like Whoa]

sorry man. but i cant allow that.


i'm giving you somewhere between 15 and 30 minute ban. please dont post (at least unmarked) porn links. :)

:grin:

[Iai]

sorry man. but i cant allow that.


i'm giving you somewhere between 15 and 30 minute ban. please dont post (at least unmarked) porn links. :)
:lol:

Ahahah. Beautiful.

You gonna ban yourself for linking to it in the quote?

[Terrorist Elimination Network]

sorry man. but i cant allow that.


i'm giving you somewhere between 15 and 30 minute ban. please dont post (at least unmarked) porn links. :)
That was porn?

[Greendaynofx]

I'm only posting for the postcount++.

[disasterpiece_012345678_515]

Zakath is a bitch.....rate me ****er

[joshmay]

:lol:

Ahahah. Beautiful.

You gonna ban yourself for linking to it in the quote?



the problem with that is i'd have to let the ban expire on its own (for 1 day), and i dont think i deserve an entire day ban just for quoting it. maybe 5 mins or so.

[pixiesfanyo]

oooh I suck. (rate me)

[joshmay]

That was porn?


one of the popups it generated was. sorry. and i considered it a bit offensive, personally.

only 7 minutes left. dont worry :)

[HNLzero]

one of the popups it generated was. sorry. and i considered it a bit offensive, personally.

only 7 minutes left. dont worry :)
Zakath doesn't know that

[Refl]

Zakath doesn't know that


Yes he does.

[mullet_monster]

Discuss my non-posting potential

[joshmay]

there! you're back in comission, sir. please try to refrain from doing that, at least without a warning, first. :)


now, next time it'll be 17 hours, not minutes!

[PDWAB]

Crap, I'm totally asking for it since I already know you hate me.

[Shadows]

I don't hate you, and it's kind of lame to go around saying how much you're hated when most people probably have no clue of who you are. You can stop posting and slit your wrists while contemplating how much the world "hates" you.
Wow, Zakath doesn't hate me, 'tis a great day! And it probably is a good thing that nobody knows who I am.

[Greendaynofx]

Crap, I'm totally asking for it since I already know you hate me.

I bet I know why Zakath hates you.

"He's a fag" is most likely what he'll say. But, then again, he says that to everyone.

[Zakath]

one of the popups it generated was. sorry. and i considered it a bit offensive, personally.

only 7 minutes left. dont worry :)
Oh, sorry. If I knew there was a porn popup I wouldn't have posted it, but that's the great thing about Mozilla.. no popups!

And disregarding the popup, you must have found Don's pic at least as offensive, since I think Catherine is wearing less in that picture then the one I posted.

Anyway, I'll get around to rating people later.

[joshmay]

youre right, i probably technically should ban him. but im not going to. you were my ban for the next 6 months :p if i keep it up any more i'll feel like a meanie.


it may just be that i'm too lazy to open the modCP back up, and im justifying that by saying that his picture didnt show any "nudity"


oh well. 'sall good.

[one-eight-seven]

me please!

[joshmay]

zakath. i love you, though. and your apology is VERY much appreciated. i consider you a valuable member, i think. not that that matters ,or should matter to you. just saying. :)

[Tails]

I've always wondered what you've thought of me.

[DonMancini]

Oh come on, if you would ban me for that link you would have to also ban all the people who have girls with the same (little) amount of clothes in their avatars. Zakath shouldn't have been banned either.

[angry armadillo]

rate me bitch.

[joshmay]

i saw full nudity on his link. sorry.



but lets just all chillax, its all good now! :smoke:

[DonMancini]

i saw full nudity on his link. sorry.



but lets just all chillax, its all good now! :smoke:
'ight dude :) :smoke:

*listens to bob marley*

[FisMits]

I'll just hop this wagon

[angry armadillo]

it may just be that i'm too lazy to open the modCP back up,
When you do, it breaks MX. :(

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Those pics were sexy

[SubtleDagger]

Zakath likes me because we are united against fags in teh uber l33t 5qu4d.

[Badmoon]

Add me to the list, sir.

[creepingblack1]

bring in on, Gaykath.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

^ That was cunning

[angry armadillo]

bring in on, Gaykath.
By insulting him, it kind of ruins the suprise that he was going to call you a crappy poster anyway.

[creepingblack1]

By insulting him, it kind of ruins the suprise that he was going to call you a crappy poster anyway.
i just want to know in which way he calls me a terrible poster. Gaykath acually is pretty good at making up bullshiite. I can't wait, this is gonna be great. :chug:

[SubtleDagger]

Stop calling him "Gaykath", it's not funny or even remotely clever. It just makes you look like an idiot who can't even insult someone correctly.

[PDWAB]

There is really is no point in insulting him or arguing with him, you won't win.

[chumpradio]

Stop calling him "Gaykath", it's not funny or even remotely clever. It just makes you look like an idiot who can't even insult someone correctly.
Yeah, it's like a 5 year old calling someone a name.
eg. Poopoodagger, or no poopoo calentes, or poopradio.

["Terrible" Terry Tate]

i just want to know in which way he calls me a terrible poster. Gaykath acually is pretty good at making up bullshiite. I can't wait, this is gonna be great. :chug:

It'd be great, if you'd post some more. I've become dependent on your razor like wit, you're the newest drug in town baby. It looks like you also cause hallucinations of you being a good poster.

Triple T retracts his initial statement, I was under the influence.

[Zakath]

Attention: I've decided to ignore the newbies. If I ignored your post, that means I have absolutely no clue who you are, and you should stop posting immediately. Take a few (many) bottles of sleeping pills and call me in the morning.
I want to feel Zakath's e-penis of wrath ravage me with witty comments.
You play Halo 2, don't you? I forget what your user tag is.. if it's BassYourFace, you're pretty bad.. but at least you try (and don't use voice masking! lol Doopabee). Not an outstanding poster, but you can continue posting.
http://starophile.free.fr/wallpapers/catherine_bell_002.jpg
Another A+ poster. Let's now have a moment to enjoy that pic Catherine.



Me, Zakath.
Fellow landscaper! You're a pretty good poster, although I don't think you post much.. or maybe I just miss your posts. Keep up the good work. By the way, do you still work during the winter? It's been fucking cold. :(
Me please.
You and Tiger used to be really, really annoying. Not recently though. Maybe you two finally got a room and consumed your e-relationship. Average poster, not too whorish. You look pretty...weird.. in your picture in the photo album, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Not necessarily a good thing either. Keep posting, but stay away from Tiger threads. There's MSN/AIM/whatever for that.
Rate me, foo', before I pity yo ass.
I've seen you post for a while, but you're the kinda guy who posts stuff that never stands out. Try to get a gimmick going or something, look how well it works for me. Who will everyone remember when they see the exclamation mark post icon?
Judge me.
I think you're a good poster, but I can't remember any of your posts. That must mean you're dangerously close to being inanely boring. Like I told chump, try getting a gimmick, or at the very least peppering your posts with links to barely clothed chicks (with warnings, of course. I don't want joshmay to have to lay the ban-smackdown upon you).
I'm only posting for the postcount++.
Hey buddy, you're a real good poster. Really. Why would you think I liked it alot better when you weren't posting? Oh, and out of curiousity, have you gotten the shit beaten out of you recently? No? Too bad..
Zakath doesn't know that
I'm not really sure what you were talking about in that post, or if you even want a rating. Want a cookie?
Crap, I'm totally asking for it since I already know you hate me.
I don't dislike you, I dislike you as a mod. You were a perfectly fine user when you were just a regular peon like the rest of us, but your pointless, dumbass spamming as a mod is quite unbecoming. I don't even know what forum you're a mod of, or if you're a supermod, and I don't even care. You should be demodded. Hell, NPC would do a far superior job modding then you.
Oh...shi
me please!
Cyb0r? lols! Anyway, you strike me as a bit butch. Why would you have the police code for a homocide as your username when you're a girl? You're good looking, but I have yet to see whether or not you have a hawter ass then Inside Me. You can keep posting, as long as every post contains a picture of you wearing less and less clothes.
I've always wondered what you've thought of me.
You always have great avatars, and you're a good poster as well. And hey, you're not on my ignore list so you must be doing something right!
rate me bitch.
You're not very angry for a user who has the name "angry armadillo," but I guess you're not really very armadillo-ish either. You're a good poster either way, and I enjoyed that link you sent me in that one rep comment.
I'll just hop this wagon
You're stupid, spamming user who should have left the first time you were banned.
Those pics were sexy
LoG fan ++
Zakath likes me because we are united against fags in teh uber l33t 5qu4d.
1337 /\/\0d ur k3wl
Add me to the list, sir.
I was going to ignore your post since I've never seen you post before, but then I noticed you had more then 10k posts. So... keep on posting, I guess.

[HNLzero]

I would like a rating

[FisMits]

You're stupid, spamming user who should have left the first time you were banned.

Brains of the operation right here people

[ThePatient]

You play Halo 2, don't you? I forget what your user tag is.. if it's BassYourFace, you're pretty bad.. but at least you try (and don't use voice masking! lol Doopabee). Not an outstanding poster, but you can continue posting.
Yup, thats me. And I do suck, quite a bit actually. But its still fun, so it ok.

[Ramsey]

Do me, sex God Zakath

[~flic~]

what a dick

[creepingblack1]

Stop calling him "Gaykath", it's not funny or even remotely clever. It just makes you look like an idiot who can't even insult someone correctly.
fine, Subtle Fagger.

[PDWAB]

I don't dislike you, I dislike you as a mod. You were a perfectly fine user when you were just a regular peon like the rest of us, but your pointless, dumbass spamming as a mod is quite unbecoming. I don't even know what forum you're a mod of, or if you're a supermod, and I don't even care. You should be demodded. Hell, NPC would do a far superior job modding then you.
Oh...shi

Well I guess I can't expect you to go to Pop-Punk anyways.

[Rodney Farva]

fine, Subtle Fagger.

You're too new/retarded to call him that.

[Ramsey]

fine, Subtle Fagger.
Whoa there party animal, I think you should step down

[SubtleDagger]

fine, Subtle Fagger.
Congratulations, you are the fifteen thousandth MXer to refer to me in that context. Thanks for trying to be original, better luck next time.

[Greendaynofx]

fine, Subtle Fagger.

Wow, Creepingblack STRIKES AGAIN.

[creepingblack1]

Dear Zakath,
You know who i am,
and i know you hate me
Please pull your head out of your ***
and rate me.

Thanks,
Creepingblack

[creepingblack1]

im the ony mx'er stupid enough to get quadruple flamed.
YES!!!!!! :lol:


The internet is serious business.

[SubtleDagger]

P.S. When did WTB start posting again? That's good times.

[Simple Man]

fine, Subtle Fagger.


You're a moron.

[Ramsey]

Dear Zakath,
You know who i am,
and i know you hate me
Please pull your head out of your ***
and rate me.

Thanks,
CreepingblackStrayt outa Komptun lolz

[Zakath]

Do me.
Just another average poster. Feel free to continue posting, or stop altogether.
Do me, sex God Zakath
lolz ull be gon neway soon suicide terrorist

Without our resident Arab, who would I make urban tucker jokes about? A+ spammer.
what a dick
~yea~
Well I guess I can't expect you to go to Pop-Punk anyways.
Well I guess I can't expect you to stay in Pop-Punk anyways.

[SubtleDagger]

The internet is serious business.
Only funny people are allowed to say that.

[Ramsey]

im the ony mx'er stupid enough to get quadruple flamed.
YES!!!!!! :lol:


The internet is serious business.
what



That was hardly a third degree burn, what are you talking about

[Greendaynofx]

im the ony mx'er stupid enough to get quadruple flamed.
YES!!!!!! :lol:


The internet is serious business.

GG. It's quite obvious we don't like. So, leave the thread.

[Rodney Farva]

P.S. When did WTB start posting again? That's good times.

Ten minutes ago. I just dropped by to say hello. Hello.

[HNLzero]

i would like a rating

[Ramsey]

Only funny people are allowed to say that.
BURT :'(

[SubtleDagger]

Ten minutes ago. I just dropped by to say hello. Hello.
Hay there. Post 4eva from now on plz.

[SubtleDagger]

BURT :'(
What's wrong Hadji?

[RaVen_Bassist]

i fear the rating that is to be handed down by the high and mighty.
lawlz, skip'd

[Zakath]

i would like a rating
Either take your cookie or leave.

[Zakath]

lawlz, skip'd
Are you a male or female?

[BillCosby]

post4rate plz

[Papa Shank]

erm, hit me with your opinion

*prepares for a kick in the balls*

although...you can never prepare yourself really O_o

[HNLzero]

Either take your cookie or leave.
:takes cookie:
Thank you big chief.

[Ramsey]

What's wrong Hadji?
BURT :'(














Nothing. Just long time no talk. Sup

[ktobin]

Zackath is the person your supposed to hate but love. I hate you though, but I love you too.

Rate my non-posting. In a nonsensical way please.

[RaVen_Bassist]

Are you a male or female?
i am man.

[SubtleDagger]

BURT :'(

Nothing. Just long time no talk. Sup
Just chilling, sititn' back here on my forum, keepin' cool, relaxing, laying down the banhammer of deth once in a while.

[el doctor]

After reading through this, I realize it would be funny to see Zakath as emperor of the world, ruling with a natural selection policy.

[Strum]

Hey!

This looks like fun! :D

[pixiesfanyo]

Yay, I'm not important. (rate me)

[MILF Hunter]

Zakath = Hitler :confused:

[Pariah]

Rate my posting inability.

[CommieCanada]

( blank posts r kewl)

[LightningCow]

I'm super duper at this too.

[Praiz]

Zakath is good at Halo 2. I am slighty not as good as him.

[Useless Hope]

Me next.

[I Lie. I Cheat. I Steal.]

Please rate me.

[Humor99]

You suck like a wetback in Illinois Zakath.

[The Jolly Pakistani]

I want in.

[King]

me next

[Useless Hope]

me next
Don't copy me.

[Humor99]

Don't copy me.
Get off of my hot wheels bitch.

[Useless Hope]

Get off of my hot wheels bitch.
It was mine in the first place, you cunt.

[Useless Hope]

Me next.
(http://)

[Humor99]

It was mine in the first place, you cunt.
I BUILT THAT RACE COURSE WITH MY BARE HANDS AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TAKE THAT CAR AWAY FOR ME AND IF YOU WON'T SURRENDER IT I WILL HAVE TO CUT YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS SO GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW OR I'M GOING TO GET MOM INVOLVED

:eek:

[Refl]

Meh.


Rate me.

[Useless Hope]

I BUILT THAT RACE COURSE WITH MY BARE HANDS AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TAKE THAT CAR AWAY FOR ME AND IF YOU WON'T SURRENDER IT I WILL HAVE TO CUT YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS SO GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW OR I'M GOING TO GET MOM INVOLVED

:eek:
MOM'S ALWAYS ON MY SIDE AND YOU KNOW IT. YOU MAY HAVE MADE THE COURSE, BUT I STOLE THAT CAR FAIR AND SQUARE, SO I GET TO DRIVE IT.

[Humor99]

MOM'S ALWAYS ON MY SIDE AND YOU KNOW IT. YOU MAY HAVE MADE THE COURSE, BUT I STOLE THAT CAR FAIR AND SQUARE, SO I GET TO DRIVE IT.
I'LL KILL YOU

/screams, cries, and other horrible sounds

Oh...oh...oh..my...OH MY GOD I KILLED BENNY


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[The Jolly Pakistani]

*sits in corner, weeping silently*

[Useless Hope]

I'LL KILL YOU

/screams, cries, and other horrible sounds

Oh...oh...oh..my...OH MY GOD I KILLED BENNY


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
OH SHI

[cods]

:naughty:.

[Who's the Boss?]

:naughty:.

Another great post, cods. I'm glad you're still on a roll. (You fat tub of worthless shit)

[Useless Hope]

Me next.
(http://)

[cods]

Another great post, cods. I'm glad you're still on a roll. (You fat tub of worthless shit)

i try my hardest.

[Who's the Boss?]

i try my hardest.

If only you'd put all that energy into not breathing.

[cods]

*passes out*

give me teh mouth-to-mouthz0rz.

[CommieCanada]

If only you'd put all that energy into not breathing.
*points Who's The Boss to my avatar*

[Killtacular]

Brr.

[superpeer]

Post.

[superpeer]

This will probably be a triple post or something, since mx is going down.

[buried]

How much do you want me to stop posting, Zakath?

I can guess the answer though...

[Puma]

Do me now.

[thelizardkingcc]

look at me with empty eyes, and point your words at me.

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

Fellow landscaper! You're a pretty good poster, although I don't think you post much.. or maybe I just miss your posts. Keep up the good work. By the way, do you still work during the winter? It's been ****ing cold.

Nah, no i ref basketball and have jazz band three days a week. :cool:

And the reason you don't see me post much is because you don't come to R&M anymore :angry:

[shane italian]

Do me.

[TTTSNB]

Can I give a special kiss down there...

[Who's the Boss?]

*points Who's The Boss to my avatar*

What, a joke? Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker

[Inside me]

I love you.

[CKY IV: A New Hope]

Rate away

[moaner]

:thumb:

[Zakath]

post4rate plz
If I don't give you a good rating, will I be accused of racism against the black man? Oppressing the ******? Get the hell back to the cotton fields and start picking! I wish you were born when slavery still existed and no ******s ever touched a keyboard.
erm, hit me with your opinion

*prepares for a kick in the balls*

although...you can never prepare yourself really O_o
I like you, but.. *kicks you in the balls*
PS How's that new account working out for your attention whoring plan of getting post count set to 0 or invisible? :cool:
:takes cookie:
Thank you big chief.
Now run along little fish.
Zackath is the person your supposed to hate but love. I hate you though, but I love you too.

Rate my non-posting. In a nonsensical way please.
Either you're blind, or trying to piss me off. Is it that hard to see my username is spelled "Zakath" not "Zackath?" Anyone who is incapable of correctly spelling a simple word like "Zakath" should stop posting. I'll have to suggest that as a new test you have to pass before being allowed to register a new account. Words such as "you" "are" "two" be" and "Zakath." Also, you must correctly explain the proper usage of "you're"/"your" and "there"/"their."
i am man.
More like a whiny pansyboy. Don't kid yourself, I bet people mistake you for preteen girls every day.
After reading through this, I realize it would be funny to see Zakath as emperor of the world, ruling with a natural selection policy.
After reading this post, I realize it would indeed be funny to be emperor of the world and be able to kill off people at random. Do you want to be my Gestapo commander?
Hey!

This looks like fun! :D
No, (Warning: Possibly not parent/work safe.. unless your parents are hookers and are currently engaging in gay sex for $20 behind you) this (http://66.70.71.71/images/schoolgirl-d.JPG) looks like fun.
This (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=279322&page=1&pp=25) just looks like another dumbass thread on a gay internet forum.
Zakath = Hitler :confused:
MILF Hunter = Ghandi :confused:
Rate my posting inability.
I never liked you. You have a 100% inability to post, starting now.
I may as well find out the depths of your hatred for me.
Weren't you a whiny reporting bitch like Mekk for a while? Report this! _ | _ _
( blank posts r kewl)
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I'm super duper at this too.
How can you not like someone with the username "LightningCow?" Unfortunately, I can, and very easily as well. Just kidding, you seem alright.
Zakath is good at Halo 2. I am slighty not as good as him.
Praiz speaks truth. Bow to my Halo 2 godness.
Me next.
You seem like a cool guy. Definitely keep posting, with all the flaming fairy motherfucking poofs on these forums we definitely need more testosterone-filled, truck-loving straight males like yourself.
Please rate me.
Another female on the intarweb infested with the "ugly" virus. Please delete the corrupted files and run a full system restore. Your good points? You lie, cheat and steal. You're good to go.
You suck like a wetback in Illinois Zakath.
You suck like a Chocolate-Dipper. ([url]www.rsdb.org (Not as cool as blank replies. lol!) to "get" it)
:naughty:.
Take that naughty smilie and shove it up your fucking ass. I hope you drown in a pool of your own crap. Or maybe your "girlfriend" will ram you too far up the ass and you'll shit out your entrails.
Another great post, cods. I'm glad you're still on a roll. (You fat tub of worthless shit)
You should post more.
Post.
Teach PDWAB how to be a decent mod, please.
Do me now.
You post in the video game forum, so you must be at least decent. Do you have XBL and Halo 2?

[Puma]

You post in the video game forum, so you must be at least decent. Do you have XBL and Halo 2?

I'll have it hooked up on Wednesday.

[Humor99]

I am not a white guy who dates black women!

That'd be like integration or something!

[Chanandler Bong]

What is my non-posting potential good sir?

[Papa Shank]

I like you, but.. *kicks you in the balls*
PS How's that new account working out for your attention whoring plan of getting post count set to 0 or invisible? :cool:

looks like a no go, doesn't matter I guess, would've been nice to have the advantage of surprise with guerilla style attacks though

[Kingofdudes]

I'll have it hooked up on Wednesday.

You gonna join clan [Mxicans]?

[sensitiveorgan00]

y0 y0 Zakath. :cool:

[Puma]

You gonna join clan [Mxicans]?

I have no idea. Are they any good?

[Zakath]

Nah, no i ref basketball and have jazz band three days a week. :cool:

And the reason you don't see me post much is because you don't come to R&M anymore :angry:
Cool.. how old are the basketball players? Is it fun to have people screaming abuse at you, threatening to beat the living shit out of you when you're going outside to your car? Just wondering. :cool:

And I know.. I should post more, but there's too many "omgz0r slipknot r god" or "best metal drummer? lol travis barker or lars 4 reel!"
I love you.
Slut! Whore! Prostitute! Hoe! Tramp! Streetwalker! Harlot! Hooker! You emo attention-loving girl with a hawt as[font=]s! Of course I love you too, even though you cheated on me with Eric. That bastard.

[ThePatient]

You gonna join clan [Mxicans]?
Are we ever actually going to do anything?

[Kingofdudes]

I have no idea. Are they any good?

We got some good people, but we havent played any Clan battles yet.

[Strum]

No, (Warning: Possibly not parent/work safe.. unless your parents are hookers and are currently engaging in gay sex for $20 behind you) this (]http://66.70.71.71/images/schoolgirl-d.JPG) looks like fun.
This (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=279322&page=1&pp=25) just looks like another dumbass thread on a gay internet forum.



You're right, that site looks like it's alot more fun than this one.

But what do you think of my non-posting potential? :)

[Kingofdudes]

Are we ever actually going to do anything?

We need to play some clan battles :/

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Rate me.

[Zakath]

I am not a white guy who dates black women!

That'd be like integration or something!
Psst it's a white female dating a ******. lawl u r transexxxual
looks like a no go, doesn't matter I guess, would've been nice to have the advantage of surprise with guerilla style attacks though
"Yo look at this fool, he doesn't even have a single post! Bwahaha-"
BAM! POW! BOP! Papa Shank lays down the whoopass!
You gonna join clan [Mxicans]?
Hey Puma, take my advice..don't. :cool: If you're elite enough, you can join SK.. but only one MXer has so far. Well, another was.. but then he left. Faggot 301. :mad:
y0 y0 Zakath. :cool:
:thumb: Definitely a good poster. Hey are you going to the Nile concert at BB Kings (I think?) in April? I'm still not sure if I'm going Monday or Tuesday.

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

Cool.. how old are the basketball players? Is it fun to have people screaming abuse at you, threatening to beat the living **** out of you when you're going outside to your car? Just wondering.

And I know.. I should post more, but there's too many "omgz0r slipknot r god" or "best metal drummer? lol travis barker or lars 4 reel!"

The basketball players are usually my age. There is this one kid that listens to Atreyu that deserves to be pierced in the eyes that is always yelling at me, and when i scorekeep i can verbally assault him back :cool:
I don't have a car to walk to, so i don't know how that feels.

[CKY IV: A New Hope]

I got skipped

[Humor99]

Oh sorry, I only got to Chocolate Dip(per)...in that case:

omg lol thx 2u!

[ThePatient]

We need to play some clan battles :/
Yup, I'm not great at it, but it'd still be fun. Especially if we won. :amaze:

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

By the way, Zakath are you seeing Cryptopsy in March at BB Kings?

[buried]

I wasn't even worth getting rated.

Ouch Zakky, ouch.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Rate me.

Hey asshole, snap to it. You call this service? I have a mind to get you kicked out on the street for all you're worth. :evil:

[Puma]

Hey Puma, take my advice..don't. :cool: If you're elite enough, you can join SK.. but only one MXer has so far. Well, another was.. but then he left. Faggot 301. :mad:.

Zakath has spoken. I'll have to wait and see.

[Kingofdudes]

Hey Puma, take my advice..don't. :cool: If you're elite enough, you can join SK.. but only one MXer has so far. Well, another was.. but then he left. Faggot 301. :mad:

:mad:

But you and Dragonfire are pretty damn good.

[ThePatient]

The basketball players are usually my age. There is this one kid that listens to Atreyu that deserves to be pierced in the eyes that is always yelling at me, and when i scorekeep i can verbally assault him back :cool:
I don't have a car to walk to, so i don't know how that feels.
I umpired girls softball for a while, and I had some very protected fathers threaten me before. They go insane when you make a call against "daddy's little princess". :lol:

[Zakath]

The basketball players are usually my age. There is this one kid that listens to Atreyu that deserves to be pierced in the eyes that is always yelling at me, and when i scorekeep i can verbally assault him back :cool:
I don't have a car to walk to, so i don't know how that feels.
Next time, a tac (however you spell it, the little sharp things) between you fingers, then when you call a foul on him, "accidentally" slice across his arm/chest/groin region. :thumb:

And I don't think I'm going to the Cryptopsy, but I'm probably going to the Nile. Although, I don't really want to see the other two bands so I'm not even really sure. I might go just to see their new drummer.
Oh sorry, I only got to Chocolate Dip(per)...in that case:

omg lol thx 2u!
omg np bf4lyfe
I wasn't even worth getting rated.

Ouch Zakky, ouch.
I've seen you post, but nothing outstanding.
Yeah let's hear it
Hey, that's not your cheese! Bwahaha! Hahaha! lolololol!!!!

I haven't seen you post in a while.

[CKY IV: A New Hope]

Double skipped!

[LightningCow]

Double skipped!
:lol: :lol:

[Useless Hope]

You seem like a cool guy. Definitely keep posting, with all the flaming fairy motherfucking poofs on these forums we definitely need more testosterone-filled, truck-loving straight males like yourself.

:lol: That was awesome.

[Zakath]

Hey asshole, snap to it. You call this service? I have a mind to get you kicked out on the street for all you're worth. :evil:
You better quiet down, or else I'll get a mod to ban you! I'd say you're a good poster, but I'd be lying. I'd also say you're an absolutely horrible, unbelievably spamming and problem-creating user. But then, your head would probably swell as big as cods. So I'll just say if I met you in real life, I think I'd like you. Either that or I'd try to kill you. :thumb:
Zakath has spoken. I'll have to wait and see.
Seriously, except for a few people (although I don't know how many are actually in the MX clan), they all suck BIG DONKEY BALLS. Yes, it required caps! Gilmour, 301, b3rn3r and Ramsey are the only decent players I can think of. And Praiz.
:mad:
But you and Dragonfire are pretty damn good.
SK bitch!
I umpired girls softball for a while, and I had some very protected fathers threaten me before. They go insane when you make a call against "daddy's little princess". :lol:
Here's a tip: Get a car bomb, and plant it in their car. That'll really show them!

[The Jolly Pakistani]

I want in.

you do?

[ThePatient]

Here's a tip: Get a car bomb, and plant it in their car. That'll really show them!
I would, but a few of the guys were very Italian looking and I don't need a hit out on me.

[Zakath]

Double skipped!
You've obviously had former accounts, but I can't really remember any markedly interesting posts, so I'll just keeping skipping you. :cool:

[d0ped0g]

i thought you should know Zakath
i am pregnant with your child

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

Next time, a tac (however you spell it, the little sharp things) between you fingers, then when you call a foul on him, "accidentally" slice across his arm/chest/groin region.

And I don't think I'm going to the Cryptopsy, but I'm probably going to the Nile. Although, I don't really want to see the other two bands so I'm not even really sure. I might go just to see their new drummer.

I don't need to slit him, he probably does it himself because he's a bitch

And how can you miss the opportunity to see Lord Worm?

[CKY IV: A New Hope]

You've obviously had former accounts, but I can't really remember any markedly interesting posts, so I'll just keeping skipping you. :cool:


Technically triple skipped!





I'll stop now.

[Zakath]

And how can you miss the opportunity to see Lord Worm?
What day is it on, and are any other bands playing?

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

You better quiet down, or else I'll get a mod to ban you! I'd say you're a good poster, but I'd be lying. I'd also say you're an absolutely horrible, unbelievably spamming and problem-creating user. But then, your head would probably swell as big as cods. So I'll just say if I met you in real life, I think I'd like you. Either that or I'd try to kill you. :thumb:

Either one would be an honor good sir.

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

March 22 i think, just cryptopsy.

[Zakath]

March 22 i think, just cryptopsy.
I'll have to see. I might not have money. :(

[Greendaynofx]

March 22 i think, just cryptopsy.

I want to see Cryptopsy. And LoG. I know both bands are having tours but not sure when each is stopping near me. :(

[Zakath]

I want to see Cryptopsy. And LoG. I know both bands are having tours but not sure when each is stopping near me. :(
I'm sorry, but I can't read that post without laughing. I take it we're moving on from Greendaynofx.

[Greendaynofx]

I'm sorry, but I can't read that post without laughing. I take it we're moving on from Greendaynofx.

Green Day and NOFX the bands? Yes, I am.

[TTTSNB]

Next time, a tac (however you spell it, the little sharp things) between you fingers, then when you call a foul on him, "accidentally" slice across his arm/chest/groin region. :thumb:

And I don't think I'm going to the Cryptopsy, but I'm probably going to the Nile. Although, I don't really want to see the other two bands so I'm not even really sure. I might go just to see their new drummer.

omg np bf4lyfe

I've seen you post, but nothing outstanding.

Hey, that's not your cheese! Bwahaha! Hahaha! lolololol!!!!

I haven't seen you post in a while.
Ah George Kollias, now of Nile. He's an excellent drummer. Very fast and technical. He's definitely worth seeing.

[sensitiveorgan00]

:thumb: Definitely a good poster. Hey are you going to the Nile concert at BB Kings (I think?) in April? I'm still not sure if I'm going Monday or Tuesday.
I think I'm passing on Nile. It's too much. I rather go see Cryptopsy, and Kreator, Vader, and Death Angel are playing at BBKings as well.
Did you used to take the bus into the city for concerts? The Cryptopsy show is on a Sunday, and I don't know if buses go back to NJ after 12 am or so. Plus, I need to go with a babe, I don't want to be lost in the middle of Jersey all by myself. :D

Oh, by the way. Skinless and Cattle Decapitation are playing with Cryptopsy as well. Dude Zakath, go to Cryptopsy. Lord Worm > EVERYONE.

[alcoholocaust]

Post and I'll let you know how much I wish you'd stop posting.

I'm going offline now though, so I expect to see lots of replies when I get back! lols k

Can I call you Zakaroo?

[Zakath]

Green Day and NOFX the bands? Yes, I am.
No, Green Day and NOFX the hair shampoos.
Ah George Kollias, now of Nile. He's an excellent drummer. Very fast and technical. He's definitely worth seeing.
He seems like a pretty good guy as well, he posts quite a bit on the Nile forums along with Karl.
I think I'm passing on Nile. It's too much. I rather go see Cryptopsy, and Kreator, Vader, and Death Angel are playing at BBKings as well.
Did you used to take the bus into the city for concerts? The Cryptopsy show is on a Sunday, and I don't know if buses go back to NJ after 12 am or so. Plus, I need to go with a babe, I don't want to be lost in the middle of Jersey all by myself. :D
Oh, by the way. Skinless and Cattle Decapitation are playing with Cryptopsy as well. Dude Zakath, go to Cryptopsy. Lord Worm > EVERYONE.
Ok ok maybe I'll go to the Cryptopsy concert instead of the Nile concert. And I drive into the city, there's a parking garage on the opposite side of the block that BB Kings is on. Hey.. tell your babe to bring a friend. O:-) As long as she's a hot metalhead.

[strummerkid]

Can I call you Zakaroo?
Probably not.

[Strum]

Probably not.

Sup brotha?

[Cecillianne]

Mmkay, let's hear it.

[sensitiveorgan00]

No, Green Day and NOFX the hair shampoos.

He seems like a pretty good guy as well, he posts quite a bit on the Nile forums along with Karl.

Ok ok maybe I'll go to the Cryptopsy concert instead of the Nile concert. And I drive into the city, there's a parking garage on the opposite side of the block that BB Kings is on. Hey.. tell your babe to bring a friend. O:-) As long as she's a hot metalhead.

refl, I don't have a babe. I need to find one for the show. :p

[strummerkid]

Sup brotha?
Nothing man, did newcastle get those storms yesterday?

[Strum]

Nothing man, did newcastle get those storms yesterday?

We got some pretty mad hail and the wind was that heavy it tipped over my outdoor setting which takes two people to lift.

[Zakath]

Mmkay, let's hear it.
Sexah. rep4sex?
refl, I don't have a babe. I need to find one for the show. :p
I see. Well, if you find one, tell her to bring a friend! :cool:

[Simple Man]

I know you hate me, so I wanna hear it.

[strummerkid]

We got some pretty mad hail and the wind was that heavy it tipped over my outdoor setting which takes two people to lift.
Nice, i was walking around at 2:00am and the wind was fucking strong, but there was no rainfall, when i woke i heard there were some bad ones, must have just missed them.

We need an MX meet these summer holidays.

edit: Zakath, feel free to give me some humbling.

[The JoZ]

Tell me what you think of me, faggot

[ToRidTheDisease]

Do me.

[Zakath]

Tell me what you think of me, faggot
I think you should stop posting, faggot!

lols just kidding, I think you were on my Top 100 MXers list. Considering I only had about 10 people on there, you should be able to figure it out.

[Strum]

We need an MX meet these summer holidays.



I'm gunna be in the U.K most of the holidays.

[The JoZ]

I think you should stop posting, faggot!

lols just kidding, I think you were on my Top 100 MXers list. Considering I only had about 10 people on there, you should be able to figure it out.

:cool:

I'll take it.

[Berner]

Rate me now muthafucka.

[Zakath]

Rate me now muthafucka.
You suck at life, Halo 2, and the intarnet! You lose! lololol gorge on my feces k

[Berner]

You suck at life, Halo 2, and the intarnet! You lose! lololol gorge on my feces k*hangs self*

[Simple Man]

I know you hate me, so I wanna hear it.

...

[Zakath]

*hangs self*
RIP b3rn3r

lol j/k no1 cares! lol!

[PIGS(1 different one)]

Let's play some live this week bitch.

["Terrible" Terry Tate]

...

The thing is, you're not really worth a reply.

[Zakath]

Let's play some live this week bitch.
What's your XBL tag?

[Zakath]

The thing is, you're not really worth a reply.
Condensin' the nonsense for the idiots who can't do it themselves. Terrible Terry Tate strikes again.

["Terrible" Terry Tate]

I step on the field to play, baby. All day, everyday, that's just the way it is.

[Akehuka7]

i guessing you have no idea who i am.... but ive waited my turn. rate.

[creepingblack1]

Only funny people are allowed to say that.
wow, you suck. I was joking, pull your tampon out. Oooh, I called Zakath Gaykath. BIG, HUGE ****in deal. :lol:

[strummerkid]

wow, you suck. I was joking, pull your tampon out. Oooh, I called Zakath Gaykath. BIG, HUGE ****in deal. :lol:
It's not that people were offended, it's that people were annoyed by your thinking you are a great joke teller. Which in the eyes of almost everyone on this forum, you are not, now get the fuck over yourself.

[Strum]

Why are so many people banned at the moment?

[Puma]

Why are so many people banned at the moment?

I blame the liberal media.

[The JoZ]

I blame the liberal media.


GG on stealing Ling Ling from my profil :angry:

[Zakath]

I blame the liberal media.
Whatever I said to you before, I increase the rating. I just noticed your avatar. :thumb:

[The JoZ]

Whatever I said to you before, I increase the rating. I just noticed your avatar. :thumb:

I have a bigger one in my profile lolz

[Puma]

GG on stealing Ling Ling from my profil :angry:

My bizzle. I just got this off comedy central.com.

[creepingblack1]

It's not that people were offended, it's that people were annoyed by your thinking you are a great joke teller. Which in the eyes of almost everyone on this forum, you are not, now get the fuck over yourself.
no way, im not getting over myself. I know im the funniest person ever, nobody call tell me im not.:lol: Shut up bitch, seriously. You're not funny either. I dont really care how much people flame me. Zakath is a stupid bitch, Subtle dagger thinks he's the **** cause he's a mod, and he needs to pull his tampon out, and personally, i dont care how many ****ers quote this post and say,"you suck, stop breathing."
You can lick my sack. :thumb:

[Simple Man]

Why are so many people banned at the moment?


Why'd Papa get banned?

[Puma]

no way, im not getting over myself. I know im the funniest person ever, nobody call tell me im not.:lol: Shut up bitch, seriously. You're not funny either. I dont really care how much people flame me. Zakath is a stupid bitch, Subtle dagger thinks he's the **** cause he's a mod, and he needs to pull his tampon out, and personally, i dont care how many ****ers quote this post and say,"you suck, stop breathing."
You can lick my sack. :thumb:

Dude, you seriously take the internet way too seriously. Chill the fuck out.

[Strum]

You're not funny either.

OMG!

You really are retarded.

[The Musician]

I'm going to get some badness from de Zakath.

[The JoZ]

My bizzle. I just got this off comedy central.com.

Yeah, that's where I got mine from too :thumb: