Competition - Christmas No.1 (Post songs here)

[theredwonder]

Ok kids, this is where you post your songs in order to get the christmas no.1 title. please, don't spam, and really don't post unless you're posting a song. at the end we can have a vote, and the winner of the competition gets brownie points. if you want to post anything concerning this thread that isn't a song, post here -

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=277505

thanks. theredwonder :smoke:

/if any admin see this can they make it sticky just up until christmas. if not then... meh

[BlastFunk03]

YES

Whip a string of lights around
Use it to fight
All my battles
She said, “careful of the ice”
I felt the ground
Fly from underneath my feet

Forget the ham
We embrace
A little eggnog
On your face
Darling tonight
The red and green glow
In your eyes is out
Of sight
And I can still here silent night
I can still here
Silent night

So lets put on
All of your Alice Cooper cd’s
Before long
I could here you ring your keys
Watch the sleet
Fall on your car
Know tonight
Im gonna see the stars
Yeah cause

Darling tonight
The red and green glow
In your eyes is out
Of sight
And I can still here
Silent night
I can still here
Silent night
Silent night
Silent night

[Infinatedestiny]

o....ok.....yes i am blind

[Infinatedestiny]

kool as cuci.

[theredwonder]

please delete your posts :smoke:

[theredwonder]

soz but i dont no how to

click EDIT and it's at the top. :smoke:

[sexycakes]

YAY sexycakes has a HOTT song to be voted on!


My Christmas Present

I keep you tied up at the wrists
A smile dances on my lips
and the way your screams are muffled
is so....... rewarding

There's nothing more for you to say
you'll be my present christmas day
this feeling of guilt leaves me
my morals...... distorting

the way you taste is so benign
the only sense thats on my mind
Is this my one, and only love?
my glee........ is sporing

like to pretend that youre like me?
taking all, yet staying free
karma caught up this winter
your cries...... im ingnoring

so ill wrap you up tightly
on this fine eve
you'll be a showcase
for all to see
but no one will come
you cannot scream


cause on the night before christmas
every ones asleep


YAY thats all im gonna write for u guys :D

[MomentaryHappiness]

After the angry Christmas chore
Of shopping, shoving, and shouting
At the local department store
An imaginary bell rings
In every shopper’s ear

Exhausted, the yuletide soldiers file out
While the guards close at the rear.

Gingerbread houses of cinnamon and cider
Line the alleyway
Decorated with jellybean red and banana peels

He’s packaged himself into a gingerbread box
Jellybean lights included
On the box.

How can you give
If all you’ve ever gotten is the sucking frost
And hunger pains.

But he shore luvs rum.
Wont you give him sum?

In his old neighborhood
The Christmas lights stay on.
They never fade
For they keep robbers out

Inside
Past the stuffed stockings
Innocence has passed
It jumped out a window
10 stories up

Santa stuffed her stocking until it bled
Innocence got it’s throat sliced

He stole her presents
He’s gotsta git his fix

At six, Dorah and James arise
To find their little sleeping suzy sprawled out on the floor

A shredded stocking
Bloody thighs
And a one-way ticket to the big sleep
with a permanent bed

A polished vessel
Sheathed in oak
To hide burnt dreams and melted frost

Quite the Christmas Gift
From good ole' Saint Nick.
Apathy has it’s own prize.

Santa goes to town and sees that the tooth fairy has found some teeth.
Luckily, she doesn’t use them herself.
The tooth fairly loves candy canes, though
Santa gets his santa stick sucked for 15 bucks and a hit of crack.

[mistermiagi]

Get some purchase on your place,
Stand your stand amidst the race,
and see the sorrow of the glee,
upon the not quite sated face.

You know it's about the health and cheer,
but, yes, you can feel a bit of fear?
you wanted out before it god bad,
but now the corporate smiles are here

It's Christmas Time, can you feel the chill?
It's Christmas Time, can't you see we're ill?
A pile more of cash, to get your fill
'cos it's Christmas Time, but you're not happy yet...
just standing at the till.

So much to feel, so much to taste,
yet more to rip from the pure and chaste,
the smell of burning fills the air
but you miss the signs in your happy haste

Pop the soda, start the wine,
you're getting yours, now give me mine
gorgeous images all pile up
and smother the feelings in your mind

It's Christmas Time, can you feel the chill?
It's Christmas Time, can't you see we're ill?
A pile more of cash, to get your fill
'cos it's Christmas Time, but you're not happy yet...
just standing at the till.

I hate to make you, but look around
and see the fungus in the town
you've lost the joy of Christmas spirit
and in your spirits your loss is drowned

Spend the money, make it good
put on the blocking, shrouding hood
I know you feel it somewhere there
if only my friends, you understood

It's Christmas Time, can you feel the chill?
It's Christmas Time, can't you see we're ill?
A pile more of cash, to get your fill
'cos it's Christmas Time, but you're not happy yet...
just standing at the till.

[cytoplasmicglob]

load up on nog, bring your friends
let's go get drunk, and we'll pretend
it's christmas time, all ye rejoice
scream really loud **** and lose our voice
ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, hello

with the lights out
santa's dangerous
sit on his lap
he will maim us
he's got angels
and big reindeer
to instill us
with a great fear!

yay!

(continue)

[Something_Vague]

Here is mine, I wrote this a few days before christmas, I hope it meets the requirements

The Paper Gift Wrap is just Kindling for the Holocaust

The Yule logs crackle as the hot embers spit forth,
It lands between me and her, and the fire catches my eye.
The only thing separating us is the mistletoe, I lean to kiss,
But as soon as the thought of love crosses my mind,
The blanket ignites and the heat makes me flinch away.
Coal erupts from the chimney like a volcano for vengeance,
The paper gift wrap is just kindling for the holocaust;
As I try to wake her up, I realize the towers of flames
Engulf the pine tree of Christmas as our hopes burn away...
The paper gift wrap is just kindling for the holocaust;
No chance of escaping as the snow falls through the blackened timbers
Glistening and melting before hitting the charred carpet, like glitter in a snow globe.
So hold me close darling, this is another holiday myth for the kids to tell...
"Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays....."