MomentaryHappiness
12-06-2004, 10:28 PM
Style:Spoken Word
After the angry Christmas chore
Of shopping, shoving, and shouting
At the local department store
An imaginary bell rings
In every shopper’s ear
Exhausted, the yuletide soldiers file out
While the guards close at the rear.
Atop Gingerbread houses of cinnamon and cider
Are linings of Christmas lights
jellybean red
Sucking frost covers every inch of the mans body
He’s in a cardboard box.
He gives no gifts
he never receives.
But he shore luvs rum.
Wont you give him sum?
The Christmas Lights Stay on.
Never Fade
For they Keep Robbers out
While inside
Santa slices sleeping suzy’s throat with a shank and takes her presents to
----a nearby pawn shop
He needs his quick fix.
At six, Dorah and James arise
To find their little sleeping suzy has won an early ticket to the big sleep
----with a permant bed
and a wood sheath
Quite the Christmas Gift
From good ole' Saint Nick.
Santa goes to town and sees that the tooth fairy has found some teeth.
Luckily, she doesn’t use them herself.
The tooth fairly loves candy canes.
Santa gets his santa stick sucked for 15 bucks and a hit of crack.
End.
After the angry Christmas chore
Of shopping, shoving, and shouting
At the local department store
An imaginary bell rings
In every shopper’s ear
Exhausted, the yuletide soldiers file out
While the guards close at the rear.
Atop Gingerbread houses of cinnamon and cider
Are linings of Christmas lights
jellybean red
Sucking frost covers every inch of the mans body
He’s in a cardboard box.
He gives no gifts
he never receives.
But he shore luvs rum.
Wont you give him sum?
The Christmas Lights Stay on.
Never Fade
For they Keep Robbers out
While inside
Santa slices sleeping suzy’s throat with a shank and takes her presents to
----a nearby pawn shop
He needs his quick fix.
At six, Dorah and James arise
To find their little sleeping suzy has won an early ticket to the big sleep
----with a permant bed
and a wood sheath
Quite the Christmas Gift
From good ole' Saint Nick.
Santa goes to town and sees that the tooth fairy has found some teeth.
Luckily, she doesn’t use them herself.
The tooth fairly loves candy canes.
Santa gets his santa stick sucked for 15 bucks and a hit of crack.
End.