Memorable Lines

[Happymeal]

Yeah, that's right. Post in the funniest/most dramatic dialogue in games that you can remember.


"We'll **** at you from such a height, you'll think God himself crapped on you".

-Officer Tenpenny, GTA: SA in Gray Imports mission


"Taste my refreshments!!"

-Leo, Lunar 2 when he uses items in battle

[TigerArmy]

"I am becoming one with the planet."

Sephiroth - FFVII, a favorite of mine.

Cloud: "...you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow."
Barret: "The hell's that supposed to mean!? This happens to be the most comfortable, so shu'up!"
(Barret in his sailor costume)

Sephiroth - "What I have shown you is reality. What you choose to remember...that is the illusion."

[Mr. Ron]

Cloud: "..."

[Zakath]

"It's not the fall that gets ya.."

<Dives at guard, knocking him backward into the pit resulting in a very long drop, ending with Riddick landing on top of the guard>

"IT'S THE SUDDEN STOP AT THE END."

Cheesy as hell, but it's cool with the cutscene.

[CombatRock]

Last dance for you lance vance- vice city, keep your friends close mission

[Snowgeezer]

Look... At... The... ***... On... That.........

GTA: VC - The english bloke, paul i think his name was.

[severed_heaven]

its from metal gear solid on ps1

snake says something to merryl like:

"you have a great butt"

[Timm]

in mgs 1 meryl says something like this :

"women have more hiding-places than men" :naughty:

[SickOnTheBusYouCunt]

from gta:sa when you get busted

'one time SHUT THE HELL UP!'

[RadioBaby]

"mmm soft" Zidane, FF9

[jakegtr301]

"My Tuba!"
-yelled by pedestrians in GTA:3

[Scythe404]

"That's a Zergling Lester!"
- StarCraft

[Brew]

''Lets Mosey''

-Cloud, FF7.

[Untitled]

"I need a weapon"

-Halo 2

[I love Muse]

"mmm soft" Zidane, FF9

Oh yes!!! I'm replaying FFIX for the 12th time at the moment. :eek: :upset:

[RadioBaby]

"My mothers my sister!"- Also shouted by people in GTA 3

"What do you eat to make your breasts so big?"- Emerphial Fantasia (sp?)

[Brew]

''The smell of death surrounds me''

-Diablo

''What can aye dooo for ya''

-Blacksmith, Diablo 1 demo.

''I'm selling these fine leather jackets''

-Guybrush Threepwood

[Incognito]

"That's a Zergling Lester!"
- StarCraft


:eek: Someone read my greatest game cut scenes post :p

I love all the little quircky things the units say in SC after clicking on them several times (some goes for WC3).

EDIT:

More specifically the Marine medic in Brood war

"where does it hurt?" :thumb:

[Sandez]

"Can I bite him? Can I? Can I? Can I?"- Sam & Max

[SubsonicWax]

"wake up and smell the ashes."
-Gman Half Life 2

Edit:
" Don't insult my monkey!"

"He was actually a vacuum cleaner salesman from Ohio..."

-No One Lives Forever

"The Germans brought us coffee!"
-Call of Duty

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

(Hernandez when he calls CJ, the third corrupt cop)

Hernandez: Hey CJ
CJ: who are you?
Hernandez: officer hernandez
CJ: oh yea, the bitch
Hernandez: HEY! watch it man, Tenpenney told me to tell you to not and try to leave town
CJ: whatever bitch

*click*

Great

[Bulldogabel]

" What do you want to do with your life?"

"I wanna rock!"

always makes me laugh :lol:.

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

"Finishing this fight" -Master Cheif at the end of Halo 2

[strangerdanger]

Guard 1 - "We got him, let's finish this now"

Guard 2 - "And if they find the body?

Guard 1 - "What body?"

Guards 1 & 2 - "Heh heh heh"


-Half Life

[Gnarmageddon]

"Punch it"
-Master Chief, Halo

that cracks me up every time i hear it

[CommieCanada]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

[Jon]

"I'm here to kick *** and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum"

Or something like that, I've forgotten it.

[incubliss]

^

i was gonna say that one, it's from Duke Nukem. it's just gum, not bubblegum tho.

"i can't see the forest, they must have moved it"

the pilot on the first british level of Call of Duty.

"my mother's my sister"

GTA:3

"raaboya"

one of the workers from Age of Empires 2 says that, it's so funny. pronounced 'raa-boy-a'

[buried]

"Your face, your ***. Whats the difference?"

From A Duke Nukem game, I'm not sure which one, though.

[I love Muse]

"Ride ze shoopuf?"

Shoopuf driver from FFX. It makes me laugh every time.

[BurningSky]

"All of your base belong to us!!!"

"Somebody set us up the bomb!!!"

"Spoony Bard!!!"

[Ramsey]

"Aeris won't cry anymore. Or get angry. Or smile." - Cloud, FF 7 (Something along those lines)

"Want to hide a book? Try the library. Want to hide a body? How about the morgue." Random Hajile, Snatcher

"We can't get off this train, were already on it now!" Barret, FF 7

"Finishing this Fight" -Master Cheif, Halo 2

[Ramsey]

"Ride ze shoopuf?"

Shoopuf driver from FFX. It makes me laugh every time.
Yep. I love that one.



Then, at the end of the game, when Yuna says (like, the last words in the script) :

"...Never forget the ones you love." -Yuna, FF X


Very dramatic, and very awesome too.

[Killtacular]

"Wort wort wort!!"
~Elite from Halo

[Steerpike]

"Giant robots?! That tears it, I'm going back to the barrio where it's safe."
-El Diablo, Freedom Force. I love that line.

"For freedom!"
-Minuteman, Freedom Force. The voice actor nailed that one.

"Rings of Reksor!"
-Mentor, Freedom Force.

"He is handsome... for a capitalist."
-Ice Queen referring to El Diablo, Freedom Force.

Freedom Force has to have been the most quotable game I've ever played.

[Happymeal]

"Doesn't this just beat all?"
-Rei, BoF III


Best PS1 RPG ever. Along with Suikoden 2.

[infeef]

"GRAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"-dieing elite in halo. i love that scream they make.

[AntiPoliceAggro]

"But thou must!"

-Gwaielen, end of Dragon Warrior.

[Lord Abortion]

alright party's over for you jackasses...
barrett ff7

[Incognito]

Then, at the end of the game, when Yuna says (like, the last words in the script) :

"...Never forget the ones you love." -Yuna, FF X


Very dramatic, and very awesome too.

Uh, I wish I knew exactly what she said (making me want to beat the game again to hear it Ramsey :p ) but, I'm sure it was something along the lines of...

"All the people and friends that you have lost, or the dreams that have faded, never forget them."

[Ramsey]

Uh, I wish I knew exactly what she said (making me want to beat the game again to hear it Ramsey :p ) but, I'm sure it was something along the lines of...

"All the people and friends that you have lost, or the dreams that have faded, never forget them."
I forgot what she said as well...I was reciting it from memory.



But if I remembered it, sure must have had an impact on me! I thought it was a great ending to the story, and really dramatic.

EDIT: You should thank me for making you play it again :p


Great game, great game.

[FaceTheMusic]

When I stuck a plasma 'nade to a Grunt's head in Halo, he ran around and screamed:

"Not again!!"

I thought that was great :lol:

[x the patient x6]

"youre...a man!"
President Johnson in MGS2

"but Colonel, if i enter the overhead vent shaft 3 times, Meryl takes her pants off!"

snake: what planet are you from?
para-medic: excuse me?
snake: because no one from here could be as charming

i tried that, and it WORKED, holy crap i have no live

[AntiPoliceAggro]

"Not even death can save you from me." -Diablo

[Wiggles]

"Now that we've got the pleasentries out of the way I have a question. WHAT THE BLOODY BLOODY B-LOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Loxley, Fallout 1

"I could put one over you, just couldn't put one ROUND you." You to fat guy, Fallout 1

"My name is Duran. Duran. Duran, Duran! What's so **** funny?" Starcraft add-on

The best is still "..." by Cloud. The way he tilts his head to the side and raises his hooves into a t-shape.

[E sharp]

"Please help me, the archibishop bla bla bla bla"

-diablo 1, dying guy when you first go to the labyrinth

[Rusty Metal Head]

The hidden grunt on HALO...when your driving through at the end there a tunnel that you go down...theres a load of dead grunt and flood...he says: "I cant wait to get back to the starship...this batlle has given me a real hunger....ha ha ha ha."........then you blow his brains out

the whole: my life was a computer game scene in MAX PAYNE

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

"I'm Carl Johnson" - CJ(lame quote from GTA:SA)