Challenge 78 - Replies

[SubtleDagger]

So I was driving over all these nails the other day and I said, "Man! I wish I had a tire aid right now!"

ROFL!!!!

[pixiesfanyo]

Well all you'd is a tire you already have aids!

[SubtleDagger]

Sorry, that sentence does not compute. Bad command or file name. Abort, Retry, Fail?

[pixiesfanyo]

****.

[SubtleDagger]

C:/****

Bad command or file name

[pixiesfanyo]

*cries*

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

ms-dos blows ;)

[brandnewsin]

... so the clothes police entered the illegal department store and said, 'this is a tie raid'...

chortle.

[SubtleDagger]

I think not.

[UnderDawg]

I can't remember how to think anymore...

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

im just computer illiterate, the best i can do is write in the html ive seen, which isnt html at all... :slantedmouthface:

[SubtleDagger]

:\ (:\)

[ATC]

:/ + :\

[6945]

I know u'r all gay and prob wont get this but I thought it was good.

TEXAS SEX ------ Two Texans were out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position
the best" "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy.
"What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours
and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

[DFelon204409]

I know u'r all gay and prob wont get this but I thought it was good.

TEXAS SEX ------ Two Texans were out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position
the best" "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy.
"What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours
and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

Or you can stop being a fool and search "mung rodeo arabian goggles" into google and click on your first link for an archive of crap like that.

[6945]

I was right...gay

[ATC]

I know u'r all gay and prob wont get this but I thought it was good.

TEXAS SEX ------ Two Texans were out on the range talking about their
favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position
the best" "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy.
"What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours
and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

i laughed. :(
that makes me bi, i think. :confused:

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

makes you bi? whys that?

the joke was pretty good, i just wouldnt tell it around any rednecks ;)

[metaliq]

Speaking of rednecks...

They talk funny.

[ATC]

speaking of funnies...

they talk redneck.




it makes more sense your way. :thumb:

[xKONRADx]

what powers you ask?
how bout the power of flight.
that do anything for ya?
thats levitation homes
how bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away
with mind bullets!
thats telekinesis kyle.
how bout the power to move you?

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Wonder Boy, What Is The Secret Of Your Powah? Wonder Boy, Wont You Take Me Far Away From The Mucky Muck Now!

[xKONRADx]

Copy and paster^

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

what?

[xKONRADx]

you just went to a lyrics site and copied and pasted the lyrics into your post. you never capitalize every word when you type, plus im half psychic.

copy and paster.

[Permanent Solution]

You guys are lame. Especially the copy and pasters.

[UnderDawg]

But especially the people who make conversation with them.

[pixiesfanyo]

What the **** Zeppelin has 4 stars?

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

i was typing in all caps but if you do that it only capitalizes the first letter

[xKONRADx]

GOOD EXCUSE

[Permanent Solution]

What the **** Zeppelin has 4 stars?
I love ya pixies :)

(I would rep you all, but I have maxed out atm)

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Look At Me Do It Again, Noob!

[d0ped0g]

I love ya pixies :)

(I would rep you all, but I have maxed out atm)

cummon zep... i helped u stand up for floyd in that respected bands u hate thread

:D

[SubtleDagger]

It should be noted that anyone who quoted Tenacious D or told a shitty joke is a fag, and that rodeo joke was definitely a shitty joke.

[DFelon204409]

So, I either have mono or strepp or both. Yay.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

well now i cant win by default, since dopedog decided to enter, what a jerk

[ATC]

if you win by default, you lose.
cos default sucks.
and my sister sucks cos she bought their first cd.

[CSD & the Soul Machines]

Anyone like Senses Fail? Their lyrics aren't anything special, but for some reason, they r0X0rzZz mY s0ckSx0rzzz!!!!!!!!!! and I cant put em down.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

i just dont like that song steven, it bugs me... but yeah theyre pretty good

[chips88]

So, I either have mono or strepp or both. Yay.

you have my sympathy and a rep. hope you get better

[d0ped0g]

well now i cant win by default, since dopedog decided to enter, what a jerk

dont worry... chances are i'll stray into a week long binge and forget to write my song... leaving only that one crappy stanza i decided to write for fun

[pixiesfanyo]

This challenge is official dead.

[Permanent Solution]

Official eh?

[xKONRADx]

aw, zep, i see why you have 4 stars now.

[ATC]

can we call it the OFFICIAL dead lyrical challenge or will it stay as gay as lyrical challenge ##- tirade ?

[DFelon204409]

It's mono.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

oh man that sucks... :(

sympathy rep point

[DFelon204409]

There is an upside, I have my computer back and 2 weeks to fill it with illegal things and send it across the border, which may prove difficult. Who likes Mooninites because I sure do.

[super deluxe]

There is an upside, I have my computer back and 2 weeks to fill it with illegal things and send it across the border, which may prove difficult. Who likes Mooninites because I sure do.

I got mono first year of college. Two weeks before finals, I got to spend hanging out in the hospital because I got the worst case of it ever and just about died. And it took me 6 months to be able to walk two blocks without being way tired, and a year and a half before I really recovered.

:chug:

Good times, good times.

Feel better.

[DFelon204409]

I will use the powers of Eegnignoct and Err to aid my recovery and if anybody gets in my way I shall spank them with moon rocks.

[i am the robots]

Reading the last post only, I will pretend to understand and say: "Totally righteous,"

[Permanent Solution]

Bahhh....ATC just took away my default win, jerk...

[SubtleDagger]

Sorry, I was away on vacation. :'(

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

its okay, you are still coo

[Permanent Solution]

its okay, as long as you don't enter, you are still coo
Fixed.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

haha, you put the words right into my statement zep

[Permanent Solution]

Indeed, that is exactly what I did :thumb:

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

hey subtle you wanna get this shadowcasterii a recommended ban?

[SubtleDagger]

Shouldn't voting be up?

[Permanent Solution]

Erm, you made the word...

[SubtleDagger]

I'm just asking because I don't know the date.

Shadowfag is up for a ban.

[Permanent Solution]

Just do it, this one is dead anyways....I think it has been a week as is.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

so do i technically have to vote? or does my stanza not count? :P

[Permanent Solution]

Count anything using the word...there was only 3 real submissions hahaha. I better win :evil:

[SubtleDagger]

I'm thinking I'm leaving it up. There's no way we're sitting here with three people in the votes thread. That's complete garbage. I'll give it a few days, maybe enter, and we'll see what happens.

The fact that this challenge is dead has a lot to do with the fact that no one is participating, though. Pretty sad. :'(

[Permanent Solution]

NO! I want to win, do not, I repeat, do not enter. Please :upset:

Just let me win, just once?

[SubtleDagger]

What's the point of winning a challenge where three people enter?

[Permanent Solution]

Ego boost?

None I guess...I just want to win :upset:

[ATC]

hey, its not all bad winning a small (okay, miniscule) challenge.

when its challenge 90 and everyone else is a n00b, you can proudly say, i won the tirade challenge and it was the most awesomest righteous challenge, like ever, man. :smoke:

[ATC]

close the challenge, abort, abort.

people are entering.

[pixiesfanyo]

I'll enter not that I am no longer banned :(.

[6945]

I'll throw one in. I'm going to Arizona tomorrow for a week. I hope I can get my votes in.

[Permanent Solution]

Ah, screw you all! This means I don't win and have more voting to do :(
Close it? :(

6945: I live in Arizona, where are you going?

[SubtleDagger]

/me doesn't close for at least a few days

[Permanent Solution]

:( (o)

[SubtleDagger]

Quit being such a baby, baby.

[Permanent Solution]

I could...but it's so much more fun to pout and maybe possibly hopefully change your mind so you close it and maybe I can still salvage a win :(

[SubtleDagger]

It's not happening, OK?

If you want to win, write a good song. It doesn't always work, but more often than not, it gets you pretty close.

[Permanent Solution]

Yeah, we'll see. It is getting good reviews in the main. That means nothing here since last time I entered all of my ratings in S&L were above 9, and everything in here ranked me...well...a variety between 2nd and 8th. Oh well, maybe this one is good, stupid n00bs give me too much ego :-/

Anyways, I'm just giving you crap, but the more vets that enter, the lower my chances get of writing a superior song. Especially when no n00bs enter and I get last in a group of great competitiors haha.

[6945]

Ah, screw you all! This means I don't win and have more voting to do :(
Close it? :(

6945: I live in Arizona, where are you going?

Chandler...driving up to the canyon for a couple days too. Never been there.

[Permanent Solution]

Awesome, I am at ASU, so I am just north of Chandler. I go to a karate school down there though, nice place :)

[6945]

yea, I have friends there who love it. They have a new baby so my lady has to go see! (women and babies).
I also have a friend who's studing karate. Kenpo they call it. He is a purple belt. I went and watched once and was just astonished how lethal that stuff is. The instructor says "its not a sport" and he aint kidding.

[Permanent Solution]

Yeah, that's a vicious one, we don't do too much of it at my school, but the best artists study many styles so I know a little about it. I am hopefully testing to second degree next year, so I try to study as much stuff as I have time for...

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

Quit being such a baby, baby.

no you, baby :thumb:

[Permanent Solution]

Oh. Snap.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

no you, babe :thumb:

fixed ;)

[Permanent Solution]

:eek:

Pussy.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

24 hours +

[SubtleDagger]

Yep.

I did say a few more days, you know that right?

[Permanent Solution]

I think it would be good to close it today though, it's easier to begin and end these on weekends if possible.

[SubtleDagger]

Fine then.

[Disco Dragon]

So........how 'bout them Chinese people?

[DFelon204409]

Dude. "Chinese people" is not the proper nomenclature. "Asian-American," please.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

is squinty eyed bastards PC?

[Permanent Solution]

is squinty eyed bastards PC?
Meh, I just use squintys, they aren't deserving of a long racist name.

[CSD & the Soul Machines]

Dude. "Chinese people" is not the proper nomenclature. "Asian-American," please.


Best. Movie. Ever.

[ATC]

what about the chinese that arent american?

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

they eat friwed rishe!

[i am the robots]

They do? Since when?

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

i dun know, since the dawn of time? :)

[morrissey]

I like chicken balls.

Take from that what you will.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

agrees

finger lickin good?

[morrissey]

fo shizzle.

/abandons this line of conversation

[Permanent Solution]

So...SD, you should get on AIM sometime, I would like to talk with you about some stuff whenever you happen to be on at the same time as me.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

even the replies thread died

[SubtleDagger]

So...SD, you should get on AIM sometime, I would like to talk with you about some stuff whenever you happen to be on at the same time as me.
I quite honestly haven't used AIM in a very long time, I'll have to see.

[ATC]

subtle, nice hair.
how long you been growing it?
i had my hair the same way last year, maybe an inch lesser than yours though.
it was such a pain growing it though. if it werent for hair bands, i'd be dead.

oh, and you dont look like a burt.

[k.s.e.]

i wish i could jump into this.. i'm only on 4 days leave though.

School of Infantry sucks.. i hate the field.. bah.

[SubtleDagger]

subtle, nice hair.
how long you been growing it?
i had my hair the same way last year, maybe an inch lesser than yours though.
it was such a pain growing it though. if it werent for hair bands, i'd be dead.

oh, and you dont look like a burt.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/SubtleDagger/Burt2.jpg

My real name's Burton. And it was essentially Jesus hair before I cut it.

[pixiesfanyo]

My real name's Jared. :)

[DFelon204409]

My real name is DFelon204409. It's not ****ing DMan for whatever tool thought that gem up.

[pixiesfanyo]

/me cries

[Disco Dragon]

I just remembered......I was supposed to be DQed from this challenge because I didn't vote last time. So everybody should take me off their lists and such.....not that it matters because no one's probably going to vote anyways.

[SubtleDagger]

If no one votes, then I pick the winner.

[ATC]

My real name is DFelon204409. It's not ****ing DMan for whatever tool thought that gem up.

but...but...it's catchy. :upset:

you hate me, dont you? :upset:

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

who cares, dfelon is annoying

[DFelon204409]

Yes. I'm the one who is annoying here. Go listen to FATA, lunchbox.

[pixiesfanyo]

More like.. Hammerhead!

[d0ped0g]

omg dfelon, you told him to listen to a band that he likes... what a harsh insult
i'm surprised he doesnt commit suicide as soon as he reads it

:P

[d0ped0g]

i didnt get the "lunchbox" part... so i wont comment on it

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

i dont own guns, only razorblades... seeing how i'm an emo kid :\

[DFelon204409]

An emo kid who doesn't listen to emo. What an interesting state of being.

[d0ped0g]

when i sed i'm surprised that he doesnt commit suicide, the intention of the joke was to further increase the sarcasm of the previous point, not to suggest or allude to the fact that you're an emo kid

you just bummed yourself out

as for the haters.... where is the love?

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

An emo kid who doesn't listen to emo. What an interesting state of being.

im glad you do your research :rolleyes:

[BeautifulButterfly453]

Banned! Woot

[DFelon204409]

when i sed i'm surprised that he doesnt commit suicide, the intention of the joke was to further increase the sarcasm of the previous point, not to suggest or allude to the fact that you're an emo kid

you just bummed yourself out

as for the haters.... where is the love?

When I didn't respond to your post, I intended to not support your feeble attempt at a joke. Instead you made this auxiliary post to try to explain something that I got but didn't give attention to. Keep up the bad work.

[d0ped0g]

dfelon, the above comment was intended for a perfect sonnet, not you... it is obvious that it is intended for him because he replied to my comment about suicide, and that post was a reply to that (still being on the topic of suicide). Therefore, the fact that you werent able to recognize who the post was directed at, and your decision to reply to this in attempt to flame me, shows insecurity in yourself and the inability of your brain to process more than a microjoule of electrical energy.

:D
i'm just joking

[DFelon204409]

If he were responding to you then why did he have a non sequitir response about guns and razorblades?

[d0ped0g]

who else was he replying to then?
my post seems the most plausible imo. guns and razorblades are on the topic of suicide which is relevant to the end of my post "i'm surprised he doesnt kill himself"

[DFelon204409]

I'm clearly just an idiot. No wonder I only have like 5 scene points now. GOSH! I'm so retarded.

[d0ped0g]

and i am clearly god
bow down

[DFelon204409]

Wait who are you? Aren't you a n00b?

[addicted_to_chaos]

i cant post a new thread cos i got banned.

start writing songs with memoir or stark in them. hell, maybe even salmon.
:thumb:
will post thread in 10 hours.

[Permanent Solution]

So...the thread closed right before I voted, here are mine if they still count?

4 - Eleventeen-Very short, not enough time to find a good flow and rhymes are not too original.
zeppelinfan2k3-me
2 - addicted_tochaos-A lot of good things going for it, but in the end, I just feel like I read a bunch of intelliently written randomness. A lot of stuff seems thrown in haphazardly too.
3 - RunAmokRampant-Knowing what it is about makes the whole topic seem sort of preposterous, but the biggest issue with it was that the way you presented the topic wasn't very original. I feel like I have seen many similar pieces for the majority of the piece.
1 - 6495-Rhyming was inconsistently good, but there were a lot of bad ones too. Other than that it was pretty good.
Disco Dragon-d/qed

[SubtleDagger]

Fine, atc still wins, and you can enter next if you want.

By the way, "tirade" is a decent word and you're all apathetic fags.

[A_Perfect_Sonnet]

but i love your avatar

[DFelon204409]

Fine, atc still wins, and you can enter next if you want.

By the way, "tirade" is a decent word and you're all apathetic fags.

Maybe they were just expecting another word as amazing as "scotch" and felt let down.

[d0ped0g]

yeah tirade is a good word

[BeautifulButterfly453]

If by good, you mean in the vocabulary of ******s. Yes. Than it is "good"

[d0ped0g]

stfutard!

btw zep, i woulda voted for you... if i could have been ****ed doing so

[Permanent Solution]

Haha, rock on :thumb: