*The Official GTA San Andreas Thread*

[el doctor]

To bad you have to use that knife for stealth kills.

/me ponders using the dildo to slit someone's throat

[Tails]

I had the hardest time with the mission where you have to steal the military jet, I got shot pretty bad in the tail right at the start, so for the rest of the mission I could barely stear and all I saw was mostly black smoke.

[YDload]

I wish you could perform stealth kills with other melee weapons besides the knife. I would like to give someone a stealth hit-on-the-head with the shovel or chainsaw.

[Zakath]

Yea it's a pain in the *** when they take out an engine. At least it doesn't blow you up and gives you a chance to eject.. although if you're in a mission you'll fail. :(

[Chanandler Bong]

My gang memebrs are usuless.

[strangerdanger]

What do I need to do to buy Wang Autos.

Also, I found a courier mission in San Fierro, are there any more of these around?

[sum1soiledMyBongos]

What do I need to do to buy Wang Autos.

Also, I found a courier mission in San Fierro, are there any more of these around?
There's one in each city. I haven't done the one in LS but in LV there's a Faggio scooter next to one of the Burget Shot restaurants.

http://www.cheathappens.com/features/gtasa/gtasa_bonus4.asp

[icebase]

Can someone tell me this where the hell is the Flying school. Its been anoying me that i cant find it.Help Please?

[icebase]

People this is for anyone who needs to do the torrienos last flight mission. I found an easy way to take out the chopper. It's called heat seaking missiles and you will find the launcher at the airport. Its inside the airport compound at easter airport and its in between three fuel tanks. Not hard to find and the rock. Just hold the aimer over the target and when its red by by torreno.

[sketchyjoe]

Toreno's last flight was easy anyway. I just got ahead of him on a bike, turned round and shot him out of the air. TO get the flight school you'd need to be told to buy it by Mr X and then it appears as an icon on your radar.

[Zakath]

What do I need to do to buy Wang Autos.

Also, I found a courier mission in San Fierro, are there any more of these around?
If you've beaten the game, all you should need to do is go to the green icon and press L1.

There's a courier mission in Los Santos, I forget exactly where it is but you use a BMX bike.

[icebase]

Toreno's last flight was easy anyway. I just got ahead of him on a bike, turned round and shot him out of the air. TO get the flight school you'd need to be told to buy it by Mr X and then it appears as an icon on your radar.

Thanks man. :thumb:

[strangerdanger]

If you've beaten the game, all you should need to do is go to the green icon and press L1.

There's a courier mission in Los Santos, I forget exactly where it is but you use a BMX bike.
I've beaten the game. Wang Autos is still blue and unbuyable.

[shabutie]

What do I need to do to buy Wang Autos.

Also, I found a courier mission in San Fierro, are there any more of these around?

courier missions have become a hassle, i still do them for the $$ but its such a long drive sometimes

[Zakath]

I've beaten the game. Wang Autos is still blue and unbuyable.
Did you finish Driving School?

[sum1soiledMyBongos]

I've beaten the game. Wang Autos is still blue and unbuyable.
I think you need to complete all the driving school tests, then some new missions are unlocked and you'll be able to buy Wang Cars.

I still haven't found that friggin Mesa though :(

[shabutie]

this seriously needs stickied....

how long do i have to wait before i can get my pilots liscense or atleast get in the plains in san fiero???

[CONNER_NWHC]

You have to beat Wu Zi and all the jizzy missions then beat the learning to fly missions to move on. Those one's are a bitch.

[shabutie]

I'm so close!

its hard 2 keep up w/ all of you when i hav 2 beat halo also

[Adam Jones is GOD]

Finally got gold for all flight school lessons.

The chopper you get seems indestructable, ive been hit by countless missiles from jet fighters and remain unharmed. And I made over a million on Vigilante with it

Still cant get all driving school gold though

[Zakath]

I still have to beat the last mission.. I've been caught up in doing side missions though. This game is incredible. :eek:

[strangerdanger]

courier missions have become a hassle, i still do them for the $$ but its such a long drive sometimes
Thanks for your help felas.

But why do courier missions to earn money? Go to a casino and play roulette. Bet on red or black, if you win you double your money. Your triad casino is perfect with its save outside the door.

The odds are far better on horse racing of course, but gambling at casinos is a hell of a lot quicker and easier.

I have $200,000,000 :coolishness:

[Chanandler Bong]

I got $0

I spent the last of the money on a "date" for CJ.

[sketchyjoe]

I just spent a load on Sawn-Off Shotgun Ammo and got it from 0% to Hitman level.

Duel is cool.

[ridethelightning]

do you need all gold in driving school to get wang autos?? adn is the cross city race the last test?

[el doctor]

No to the first, yes to the second.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I hate that one :angry:

I can never beat it, the only mission I have yet to beat besides Wang's Auto thing..:upset:

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

Ha ha he said wang.

[ridethelightning]

darrrrn i cant beat it o well ill just keep trying that

[el doctor]

If you're stuck on the cross city test, and had the same trouble I did, then the best advice I can offer is to slow down. You're given plenty of time and I found that I kept screwing up simply because I was speeding through corners and down curves with my thumb hammering the X button.

[Tails]

I'm stuck trying to take over gang territories, everytime I go into balla territory to try and search for ballas, I can't find any, it's weird. Any suggestions as to what hood to start with?

[Chanandler Bong]

Just drive around dude. The Ballas will turn up eventually.

[el doctor]

I got gold rather easily on all the flight tests, but I'm hung up on the last one where you parachute onto the target. I can get up about 98%, where my position is 100%, but I'm guessing my time is too slow. Any suggestions?

Edit: Sup all gold medals. :)

[ridethelightning]

k i beat the race and now have the auto place, and im about 3 missions into the CV.

ps i am already in las venturas and workign at 4 dragons casino, but because i never finsihed driving school i have to go back and do tehse missinos now

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

You don't need to pass the driving school to beat the main storyline...

[ridethelightning]

o well its too late now, and dont you need to if you want to unlock the wang auto stuff????????

[CombatRock]

You don't need to pass the driving school to beat the main storyline...

are you talkinga bout that driving school when u enter SF.. the one were u go in and theres people talking a by a water cooler?

[Zakath]

I have all golds in all schools except Driving School. :( And I just tried the final mission, and died 3/4 down the building. It sucked.

I'm really just posting so I can look at my avatar.

[YDload]

Flying School is being a bitch. I got my pilot's license, but Mike won't let me go scope out the airports! "Learn to fly!"

[magicbus]

I didn't get to the driving schools yet, but Zakath, who's that in your avatar? She's lookin good. :thumb:

[magicbus]

I didn't get to the driving schools yet, but Zakath, who's that in your avatar? She's lookin good. :thumb:

And I did the same thing with the Sawed Off. Took 20,000 dollars, but it was worth it.

[axeslinga_32]

i completed all big smokes missions!
now i just gotta do the OG mission where you have to drive the car and park it in the specific direction without damaging it before 10, MOST FRUSTRATING MISSION EVER. any tips? I'm really quite stuck.

[axeslinga_32]

I just spent a load on Sawn-Off Shotgun Ammo and got it from 0% to Hitman level.

Duel is cool.


cool, but not worth the reload time..

[sketchyjoe]

I doon't care about reload time. I just look like such a bad *** with my biker jacker, afro, leather trousers and boots blasting people in the face with duel sawn-offs.

[Zakath]

Flying School is being a bitch. I got my pilot's license, but Mike won't let me go scope out the airports! "Learn to fly!"
You have to get Bronze on all tests.
I didn't get to the driving schools yet, but Zakath, who's that in your avatar? She's lookin good. :thumb:
Catherine Bell.

[shabutie]

You have to beat Wu Zi and all the jizzy missions then beat the learning to fly missions to move on. Those one's are a bitch.

is their any trick to getting higher stats in your swimming underwater, cause it takes FOREVER to get a stat point just swimming around underwater :( and woozie says i need to swim better :smash:

[shabutie]

Thanks for your help felas.

But why do courier missions to earn money? Go to a casino and play roulette. Bet on red or black, if you win you double your money. Your triad casino is perfect with its save outside the door.

The odds are far better on horse racing of course, but gambling at casinos is a hell of a lot quicker and easier.

I have $200,000,000 :coolishness:


i dont have that yet :( or not that i've seen newhere

[SickOnTheBusYouCunt]

3rd board of the import/export thing now, it's all good.

[shabutie]

???

[sum1soiledMyBongos]

is their any trick to getting higher stats in your swimming underwater, cause it takes FOREVER to get a stat point just swimming around underwater :( and woozie says i need to swim better :smash:Well... if you find all the hidden oysters, your sex appeal and lung capacity get boosted. But even with a guide on where to find them, i assume it would take a long time to get them all. What i did was just swim around the San Fiero harbor for a while. It does take a long time though.


http://www.cheathappens.com/features/gtasa/gtasa_hiddenitems2.asp
^^ guide to find all oysters, with photo's

[Klown]

I've just got the monster truck, that thing is awesome, best vehical to go cross country in. :D

[Omega Red]

Im so kick *** on motorcycles, i can do flips, 360's, and barrel rolls on a bike.

[shabutie]

Well... if you find all the hidden oysters, your sex appeal and lung capacity get boosted. But even with a guide on where to find them, i assume it would take a long time to get them all. What i did was just swim around the San Fiero harbor for a while. It does take a long time though.


http://www.cheathappens.com/features/gtasa/gtasa_hiddenitems2.asp
^^ guide to find all oysters, with photo's


thanx, maybe i'll b a good swimmer by christmas :(

i might just try the oysters

[YDload]

What can I do with all those cameras hovering around in San Fiero? Are they those "Snapshots" I'm looking for, or just more film?

[lunch998]

The best way to earn money quick is take all your money(if you have a few thousand bucks), go to the Inside Track Betting place, and bet as much as you can on the worst horse. If you lose, just reload your game and try again. Eventually you will win and have about 12 times as much money as you started with. You can keep doing it if you feel that you need that much cash.

[el doctor]

What can I do with all those cameras hovering around in San Fiero? Are they those "Snapshots" I'm looking for, or just more film?
It's more film. The snapshots are cleverly placed icons in hard to find positions that you have to take a photo of.

gl hf

[Der Übermensch]

2 million copys sold in 6 days!!!!

[JmE]

My favorite way of making money is definitely Brown Thunder (Hunter vigilante mission). I have over $10,000,000 and counting.

[Zakath]

I don't even know what half of the cars on the first Import/Export board look like. And Sentinels? I've jacked cars that look exactly like older GTA Sentinels, but it's some other crappy car. :mad:

[thunderstruck223]

I have a trick for money, for people that arent too far in the game.

1st. Complete the "Doberman" mission, were you have to get the Glen Park as a territory, after you beat this you should see a "$" sign out side of CJ's house.

2nd: Go inside CJ's house, and go to the Video Game by the TV.

3rd: Press triangle, and leave the game at the loading screen.

4th: Do something in real life Ex: go to school, jack off.

5th: Come back in like 5 hours and you should have a good amount of moolah.


$ Dolla Dolla Bill Yall $

[ToRidTheDisease]

Or just press R1 R2 L1 X left down right up left down right up.

:lol:

[thunderstruck223]

Or just press R1 R2 L1 X left down right up left down right up.

:lol:

:eek: Cheater Cheater, Pumpkin Eater!

[ToRidTheDisease]

:eek: Cheater Cheater, Pumpkin Eater!
:upset:

[thunderstruck223]

I know, Im one cold,hard,bizznatch.

[el doctor]

I'm stuck on trying to improve my score on one of the driving tests. There one where you make 5 laps in the tight cone formation... I can't seem to get my time better than 75%.

[Riffmeister9]

Where is a horse racing place in San Fierro?

[axeslinga_32]

i completed all big smokes missions!
now i just gotta do the OG mission where you have to drive the car and park it in the specific direction without damaging it before 10, MOST FRUSTRATING MISSION EVER. any tips? I'm really quite stuck.



anyone? :(

[strangerdanger]

anyone? :(
Which mission is that? It doesn't ring any bells.

[axeslinga_32]

its called management issues or something..

[YDload]

I got that one on the first try I think. Don't you just have to parallel park between the other black cars? Yeah, just take it nice and slow; the game will switch to a cut-scene the instant you get it right.

Anyway, who else liked the dynamite/quarry mission near Las Venturas? Am I the only one who figured out how to stop the time limit?

[icebase]

Peole should this thread not be stickied. who stickies them? I think its time to complaine sice the halo 2 thread got stickied. :mad:

[strangerdanger]

Tell me more, YD.

I finally bought Wang Auto and am now attempting to do all races and finish the export/import jobs.

I already have a bullet with nitrous though. The bullet is the reward for the third export list, I think.

Goddarn, does anyone know just how well I have to do the shooting at targets part of flight school? It's the only one I don't have gold in.. I nail the targets with a rocket each, then nail the landing, usually somewhere between 1:00 and 1:10... yet still I have only 95%.

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

I'm stuck on trying to improve my score on one of the driving tests. There one where you make 5 laps in the tight cone formation... I can't seem to get my time better than 75%.
YOu need to go wide and cut in and use the handbrake quite far before the turn.

[SickOnTheBusYouCunt]

Tell me more, YD.

I finally bought Wang Auto and am now attempting to do all races and finish the export/import jobs.

I already have a bullet with nitrous though. The bullet is the reward for the third export list, I think.

Goddarn, does anyone know just how well I have to do the shooting at targets part of flight school? It's the only one I don't have gold in.. I nail the targets with a rocket each, then nail the landing, usually somewhere between 1:00 and 1:10... yet still I have only 95%.


i'll tell ya what i did

fly fowards and just fire a barrage of missles to take out the 3 cars.

go to the 2 moving cars and just laung more missles and fire your machine guns at them.

this should all take about 60 seconds


go to the landing strip, and make sure you land in the middle of the red area.



i only have 99% because i damaged my helicopter

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

I just found my first Slamvan right next to the house you can buy to the west of MIllie's house and now they're everywhere I go.

[strangerdanger]

i'll tell ya what i did

fly fowards and just fire a barrage of missles to take out the 3 cars.

go to the 2 moving cars and just laung more missles and fire your machine guns at them.

this should all take about 60 seconds


go to the landing strip, and make sure you land in the middle of the red area.



i only have 99% because i damaged my helicopter
I've done this, allthough I use one missile per vehicle, and then..

guess what?

I land in the middle of the great big red target on the runway.

Anyone else?

[Zakath]

I've done this, allthough I use one missile per vehicle, and then..

guess what?

I land in the middle of the great big red target on the runway.

Anyone else?
It doesn't matter how many missiles you use/what your accuracy is. You need to take no damage, do it within 1:20 and land in the middle of the red area.

[ToRidTheDisease]

Peole should this thread not be stickied. who stickies them? I think its time to complaine sice the halo 2 thread got stickied. :mad:
People sounds like pee hole.

[strangerdanger]

It doesn't matter how many missiles you use/what your accuracy is. You need to take no damage, do it within 1:20 and land in the middle of the red area.
gg, jakeyboy.

I'd rep you but you clearly have enough.

Here's some negative rep to keep your head level.

[Rusty Metal Head]

I tried to get the first car ceasar wants you to get...i know what to do i just cant spin the bitch!!!it ended in abig explosion

bugger

[lunch998]

I wish assets were more important in this game, like they were in VC. Plus my Verdant Meadows asset never fills up, if I come back after like 3 days I'll only have 4 grand.

[YDload]

Tell me more, YD.

Kill the guys standing next to the detonator and the time limit disappears. You have all the time in the world to smash crates and kill construction workers!

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

I wish assets were more important in this game, like they were in VC. Plus my Verdant Meadows asset never fills up, if I come back after like 3 days I'll only have 4 grand.
Yeah, that's probably one of the only things that was better in VC.

[el doctor]

You had to love those missions for the Malibu. The bank robbery is definitely one of my favorite missions. There just seemed to be so many more assets in Vice City. Then again though, can you really complain about being able to own an airport complete with 2 huge garages, a crappy plane, a stunt plane, the hunter, a jetpack, a motorcycle, and $10,000?

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

R* wasn't aimed for assests in SA, it wasn't about owning the town and owning retail and land, they went for more of the gangster/ghetto sides of thing rather in Vice City it was about owning the town with money and retail and in SA it's about gangs and balls

[Zakath]

Then again though, can you really complain about being able to own an airport complete with 2 huge garages, a crappy plane, a stunt plane, the hunter, a jetpack, a motorcycle, and $10,000?
Don't forget the Hydra.

Anyway, I just beat the San Fierro race tournament..that was pretty fun. The only one that gave me problems was the short city one. Not long enough for your opponents to screw up, and just long enough for plenty of spots for you to screw up.

Does anyone have a good spot to do the firefighting missions? I've tried them about 5 times in various places but they keep putting vehicles at spots nearly impossible to get to. I'm trying to do that before I retry the last mission so I don't have to worry about the fires when I have to escape the building.

[Der Übermensch]

there are a lot of assets, you just get them differently now. Courior missions I think get you assets, gang territory's of course, the construction pit, the car place. I think there are more, but I forget them.

[lunch998]

there are a lot of assets, you just get them differently now. Courior missions I think get you assets, gang territory's of course, the construction pit, the car place. I think there are more, but I forget them.

The Quarry, Truck Place, 24/7, and Valet place all make 2,000$ a day I think. I guess there are a few, but you don't make money like you used to. The the gan wars generate cash though, so that's good.

[lunch998]

You had to love those missions for the Malibu. The bank robbery is definitely one of my favorite missions. There just seemed to be so many more assets in Vice City. Then again though, can you really complain about being able to own an airport complete with 2 huge garages, a crappy plane, a stunt plane, the hunter, a jetpack, a motorcycle, and $10,000?

The Malibu Missions were tough. The driver mission still haunts me, that took me so long, even when I used to Hotring Racer idea.

[Tails]

The Malibu Missions were tough. The driver mission still haunts me, that took me so long, even when I used to Hotring Racer idea.

I got lucky and he got in a huge pile up right off the start so I beat it pretty easily without the Hotring. Of course, that was after a good hour or two of screaming at my TV.

[lunch998]

I got lucky and he got in a huge pile up right off the start so I beat it pretty easily without the Hotring. Of course, that was after a good hour or two of screaming at my TV.

I'm pretty sure I broke a controller on that one.

That always happens to me in GTA. I'll do a hard mission over and over again, then get really pissed and quit. The when I comback later and try it I do it really easily.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I hated when you had to race and beat Hilary, the driver, gr, that took me a long time and almost when ape **** on my game

I noticed R* makes missions either really really hard, or really really easy.

[icebase]

Dudes lets talk about moded cars.
I only have three but i only started moding last night really. Did it a couple of times before. Found nos was brilliant for jumps.

I have a jester with nos and well loads of alien stuff. Looks tight.

Then i have a z350 or somethin. Cant remember the name of it. All done up in lke cool stuff. I'll hook it up tonight to my computer and post pictures.

What do the rest of you guys have. :thumb:

[tsl_ste]

i have most of the fast cars, all black, modded with all the best things in my hanger.

/pretends to be some kind of super hero in the game.

:upset:

[Eccles]

I hated when you had to race and beat Hilary, the driver, gr, that took me a long time and almost when ape **** on my game

I noticed R* makes missions either really really hard, or really really easy.Or really, really, REALLY long.

[shabutie]

I feel like a Noob now, but I just unlocked los venturas last night and it was the most amazing thing a video game has ever done. The view flying around the helicopter and base jumping off the rocks. Just splended :)


And also, is their any secret to beating the RC Plane mission (supply lines). I believe it to be impossible and that no one in the world has ever beatin it, that, or i'm a failure. I can kill everyone but not get the plane back to base....

[tsl_ste]

i couldn't do it, even after i finished the game, just use the cheat to speed up time. you go a little faster, but you get double petrol.

[FisMits]

Is it true that there is a bigfoot wandering around the forests in the game?

I heard about it on some site but I haven't come across him

[shabutie]

^we can only hope

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

I hated when you had to race and beat Hilary, the driver, gr, that took me a long time and almost when ape **** on my game

I noticed R* makes missions either really really hard, or really really easy.
I found that race pretty easy. You just had to keep up with him and he'd crash.

[tsl_ste]

Bigfoot isn't found and probably not in the game, i look on the GameFaq borads and people have looked for him for a long time now, all thats been found was a few fake pictures.

a guy called LeatherFace is ment to be in it, well, that isn't his real name, bt a guy goes round with a chainsaw killing people in the woods, i belive this is true, because there is a place in redwood that looks like he could be there, with scratches on a car that dont normaly appear if you crash.

[SickOnTheBusYouCunt]

I feel like a Noob now, but I just unlocked los venturas last night and it was the most amazing thing a video game has ever done. The view flying around the helicopter and base jumping off the rocks. Just splended :)


And also, is their any secret to beating the RC Plane mission (supply lines). I believe it to be impossible and that no one in the world has ever beatin it, that, or i'm a failure. I can kill everyone but not get the plane back to base....


i dont see the difficulty in this mission

i did it on my third attempt

1st time i ran out of petrol

second time i blew up

and third time i made it


you just have to plan your route, and be careful, when you seen an enemy, slow down and hover behind them just firing the machine guns, excess flying wastes fuel.

[turtlefingernails]

anybody else on the mission where you and sweet take over glen park and big bear lays off the crack and joins you?

anyway im having trouble with it. any help would be nice

[shabutie]

i dont see the difficulty in this mission

i did it on my third attempt

1st time i ran out of petrol

second time i blew up

and third time i made it


you just have to plan your route, and be careful, when you seen an enemy, slow down and hover behind them just firing the machine guns, excess flying wastes fuel.


It's not possible

[Klown]

Approx how long (in hours) does it take to get to the second island?

I've just been messing around on the first island for now, managed to do the taxi missions so they all have NOs and hydralics. :cool:

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

50 taxi fares?!?

My god, in one playing time? I did like 10 of them in a row and I gave up. It got boring

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

I love Taxi missions.

[Zakath]

Yea that's pretty boring crap.. I did like 10-15 at a time.

I hate these ****ing firefighting missions though. I got to level 12 and ****ing flipped the truck.

[Klown]

50 taxi fares?!?

My god, in one playing time? I did like 10 of them in a row and I gave up. It got boring
Not in a row, you only have to drop off 50 people, you can crash as much as you like and just start again in a new taxi. :cool:

[Tails]

I'm getting tired of taking over gang territories, it is getting tedious and boring.

[Klown]

Oh yeah, I got pretty bored of the missions, I ended up collecting 5 pick up trucks and a flatbed truck and hooking them all together in one huge train...


That was fun for a while. :(

[Zakath]

Not in a row, you only have to drop off 50 people, you can crash as much as you like and just start again in a new taxi. :cool:
Yea but the only way you make semi-decent money on those crappy missions is by getting the 5x 10x 15x etc cash.

[Klown]

Yea but the only way you make semi-decent money on those crappy missions is by getting the 5x 10x 15x etc cash.
I know, I only did it so the taxis got NOs. :)

It only took me 45 minutes.

[Zakath]

I know, I only did it so the taxis got NOs. :)

It only took me 45 minutes.
The nitrous doesn't really do anything in the taxis, it blurs the screen but the taxis are still slow as ****.

[ToRidTheDisease]

Oh yeah, I got pretty bored of the missions, I ended up collecting 5 pick up trucks and a flatbed truck and hooking them all together in one huge train...


That was fun for a while. :(
How do you hook cars together?

[Klown]

The nitrous doesn't really do anything in the taxis, it blurs the screen but the taxis are still slow as ****.

But it looks cool... :upset:


How do you hook cars together?

Get in a tractor or a pick up truck and use the right stick to lower or raise the arm that picks up the cars, you have to get the front of them, then proceed to get another tractor and tow the first one and so on... ;)

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

Yea but the only way you make semi-decent money on those crappy missions is by getting the 5x 10x 15x etc cash.
I've done 50 in 1 before.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I love motorcycles, like beyond belief...I only take cars if I have too, usually I just run around looking for a 'cycle

I love getting 5-6 star on a motorcycle and pwning all of the cops with my awesome driving skills. :cool:

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

I have killer bike skill so I like doing cop chases on a BMX.

[YDload]

Woohoo! I got a full house in video game poker and won $450k!

[AmericanWeiner]

Woohoo! I got a full house in video game poker and won $450k!

I want proof take screenshots.

[axeslinga_32]

hey, im up to a sweet mission on the first island that is impossible, you get chased by cop cars and have to shoot them from your car, i just cant do it, its called reuniting the families or something, cause you have to kill a bunch of ninja cops and a helicopter first. Please help!

[Phototropic]

Heh, I just got onto that, it aint that hard........I managed to get pretty far with low ammo and health before I died....next time I'll take a trip to Ammu-nation before hand :thumb:

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

Pick up an SMG and shot gun and look through the rooms as you'll find body armour I think.

[Gnarmageddon]

where is the best place to take denise on a date? as in-what place will get you more progress with her every time you go there

[Phototropic]

Not sure bout that one, she kept phoning me in the middle of turf wars so I took her out to the sticks and shot her in the face (with a shotgun not my load) :cool: problem solved

[Tails]

I love motorcycles, like beyond belief...I only take cars if I have too, usually I just run around looking for a 'cycle

I love getting 5-6 star on a motorcycle and pwning all of the cops with my awesome driving skills. :cool:

Same here. Tails on an FCR900 = unstoppable. :cool:

[Gnarmageddon]

if you kill denise then you can't use the two player feature....that's the only reason that i keep going on dates with her

[punkster998]

I rented the game last night and boy it's awesome. Much better than Vice City. :thumb:

[SickOnTheBusYouCunt]

if you kill denise then you can't use the two player feature....that's the only reason that i keep going on dates with her


there are PLENTY of other 2 player locations

[chicken_impossible]

Same here. Tails on an FCR900 = unstoppable. :cool:

Me on an NRG-500 = unstoppable. :cool:

[Gnarmageddon]

i haven't found any of the other two player locations...oh well

[Phototropic]

what are the 2 player games like? my brothers either never there, or in too much of a bad mood to play them with me......they worth asking a mate round to play it?

[Gnarmageddon]

it's just like playing by yourself, but there's another person running around with you

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

There fun

The location I always go to is on the doorstep of your girlfriend Denise's house (you save her in a mission)

Theres one there

[Phototropic]

too late, i shot the bitch

[Gnarmageddon]

hahahaha

she gets pretty ****ing annoying

[CKY IV: A New Hope]

Whoo who else has gotten the jet-pack? What fun.

[ToRidTheDisease]

Where do you get it?

[Gnarmageddon]

i just used the cheat...

[ToRidTheDisease]

i just used the cheat...
What's the cheat?

[Gnarmageddon]

L1, L2, R1, R2, up, down, left, right, L1, L2, R1, R2, up, down, left, right

[Tails]

Whoo who else has gotten the jet-pack? What fun.

After I got it I just flew around for a good half hour just shooting at random things.

[ToRidTheDisease]

L1, L2, R1, R2, up, down, left, right, L1, L2, R1, R2, up, down, left, right
That gives you a jetpack?

[Gnarmageddon]

yeah

just put it in and the jetpack will appear on your back

[CKY IV: A New Hope]

Where do you get it?

There's a mission where you stealk it form a military base. After that it just shows up at the flying school.

[YDload]

I love using the jetpack to fly to mission locations. Too bad there's no radio on it, or that would be awesomer.

Also, who else liked the little mission known as "Saint Mark's Bistro?" GTA III fans will know what I'm talking about.

[Tails]

I love using the jetpack to fly to mission locations. Too bad there's no radio on it, or that would be awesomer.

Also, who else liked the little mission known as "Saint Mark's Bistro?" GTA III fans will know what I'm talking about.

That's one of my favourite missions, the only thing I didn't like is that you couldn't even explore the area at all.

EDIT: :p

[YDload]

That's one of my favourite missions, the only thing I didn't like is that you couldn't even explore LC at all.

Shhh! Don't ruin it for the others!

Also, in the mission where you steal the helicopter with a winch, did anyone else just take their Leviathan helicopter from the flight school over to the other heli, land on the outskirts of the helipad, and just snipe away? That's very helpful.

[Tails]

Shhh! Don't ruin it for the others!

Also, in the mission where you steal the helicopter with a winch, did anyone else just take their Leviathan helicopter from the flight school over to the other heli, land on the outskirts of the helipad, and just snipe away? That's very helpful.

I tried to keep is as secret as I could.

And with that mission, I actually fought my way through the base. It took me a while to figure out how to get into it, but after that it was pretty easy.

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

where is the best place to take denise on a date? as in-what place will get you more progress with her every time you go there
She a scuzzy ho who'll go anywhere. Just take her to the bar round the corner from her house.

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

Shhh! Don't ruin it for the others!

Also, in the mission where you steal the helicopter with a winch, did anyone else just take their Leviathan helicopter from the flight school over to the other heli, land on the outskirts of the helipad, and just snipe away? That's very helpful.
With Hitman level M4 I didn't need to.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I loved that mission with the "familiar place" and the bistro thing

I wanted to roam around it :upset:

[ToRidTheDisease]

What is it? I don't care if you spoil it.

Also, Now I can't fight gang wars and find territory colors on my map, whats going on?

[Tails]

What is it? I don't care if you spoil it.

Also, Now I can't fight gang wars and find territory colors on my map, whats going on?

You'll find out later in the game. :p

And the gang war thing is just part of the game for now, it comes back later on.

[ToRidTheDisease]

When will it come back?

[c mc b]

i dont know if this has been answered already, but how do you rob houses? I did the mission where you steal guns from the mans house ages ago and it said you can rob houses at night if you have a Boxville. I tried a couple of times but i cant get it to work.

[Tails]

When will it come back?

Later on in the game, be patient young grasshopper. :cool:

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Kids....

I wish at the end of the game, or for a 100% reward you get to go to that "place" again.

That would rule so hard

[JmE]

As of right now, I'm acquiring horseshoes. I have two left, and well, I don't quite know which ones they are. I had 12 before I started running down the list of locations and figured some I all ready had. Then I sort of, figured I had more then I all ready had so now I'm lost. Ha...ha...no.

[Tails]

Kids....

I wish at the end of the game, or for a 100% reward you get to go to that "place" again.

That would rule so hard

That would be so amazing, they should make a game with that 'place' a 'place' that happens about 10 years earlier and a 'place' that happens about 7 years earlier than that. If you catch my drift.

That would just be amazing.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I gotcha

That would be, man, cruising down down the "place" and seeing old "things"

That would be a dream come true

[CONNER_NWHC]

Im getting bored with this game really easily.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

^ How is that possible again..?

[The JoZ]

^ How is that possible again..?


123...

This game >>> 3 >> VC

[Tails]

I gotcha

That would be, man, cruising down down the "place" and seeing old "things"

That would be a dream come true

And being able to go to each 'place' freely and do work there, and work that involved travelling between 'places'. I really want this to exist now. :(

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Yea and you could border hop from one "place" to the other and get like 7 stars for doing it (even though it doesn't exsist.)

[strangerdanger]

As of right now, I'm acquiring horseshoes. I have two left, and well, I don't quite know which ones they are. I had 12 before I started running down the list of locations and figured some I all ready had. Then I sort of, figured I had more then I all ready had so now I'm lost. Ha...ha...no.
I sat down with a guide and a pen and marked them off one by one..

so why the hell do I have 2 left?

Not that I need it, my luck is maxed out already.

I've decided to buy the strategy guide on tuesday so I can get hte most out of this game. It truly has been one of the most enjoyable and addictive things I've ever done. Right up there with guitar, sex and drugs.

[Zakath]

I still have to get all 50 oysters, but they're spread out so much I don't really feel like it. :(

[CONNER_NWHC]

^ How is that possible again..?
Just dont have much of a desire to play the game. :confused:

[JmE]

I sat down with a guide and a pen and marked them off one by one..

so why the hell do I have 2 left?

Not that I need it, my luck is maxed out already.

I've decided to buy the strategy guide on tuesday so I can get hte most out of this game. It truly has been one of the most enjoyable and addictive things I've ever done. Right up there with guitar, sex and drugs.

Ha, some I knew I had all ready gotten and others I only thought I had all ready. Then I had more that I thought I all ready had and haven't been able to find some of them right away. The map for the locations isn't a very good one, the icons on the map could be in the middle of the ocean for all I care. They're really not that accurate.

[strangerdanger]

My printer has run out of ink, so this will be me tonight...

*runs to computer*

*memorises a left, a right, an over the wall near the church in the pond on the left*

*runs to ps2, gets oyster*

*runs back to pc for next location*


There are some good guides up already, you needn't worry about the maps, just get text description.



Oh, and I finally got all gold in all schools except car school. The NRG500 makes me hard.

[HugsForDrugs69]

i cant beat the missions where you have to fly the plane and stay below the radar, and the one where you have to steal the 4 police bikes

[Tails]

i cant beat the missions where you have to fly the plane and stay below the radar, and the one where you have to steal the 4 police bikes

For the flying one, just head to the west coast of the area and fly along the water. Do not fly over the military base. It could take you a couple tries to get your path right, but once you do it's easy. I headed for the bay between LV and SF and flew under the bridge there, and went up the coast for the rest of the flight, came back the same way too.

I don't really have any advice for the police bikes, easiest thing to do is throw on the siren and make up for all of your time on the highway trying to get to the truck.

[HugsForDrugs69]

I don't really have any advice for the police bikes, easiest thing to do is throw on the siren and make up for all of your time on the highway trying to get to the truck.

****it, i had 1 bike left, 6 seconds, i was literally feet away from the truck, and the ****ing dumbass next to me switched lanes and hit me, knocking me off my bike leaving me lying in the middle of the freeway as the truck drove away and i failed the mission

[lunch998]

I hate how some people in this game drive as bad as you do. Similar things have happened to me on the freeway, those bitches are crazy.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

****it, i had 1 bike left, 6 seconds, i was literally feet away from the truck, and the ****ing dumbass next to me switched lanes and hit me, knocking me off my bike leaving me lying in the middle of the freeway as the truck drove away and i failed the mission


If you're on a bike and you push the left analog stick a little forward you notice CJ bends down a little and you go faster

[YDload]

And being able to go to each 'place' freely and do work there, and work that involved travelling between 'places'. I really want this to exist now. :(

Maybe you can still go to that 'place' if you just go in the same direction as before! I swear, flying off into the distance and magically arriving at that 'place' is a lot like Peter Pan or some crazy **** like that.

Also, to Zakath about the oysters: Get a Seasparrow from the Sherman Reservoir and just fly around to get to the various undersea locations. It lands on the water, y'know?

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Maybe you can still go to that 'place' if you just go in the same direction as before! I swear, flying off into the distance and magically arriving at that 'place' is a lot like Peter Pan or some crazy **** like that.

Also, to Zakath about the oysters: Get a Seasparrow from the Sherman Reservoir and just fly around to get to the various undersea locations. It lands on the water, y'know?


No because 1) I tried it and 2) They couldn't fit all of that and all the details on to one disc.

[ToRidTheDisease]

Maybe you can still go to that 'place' if you just go in the same direction as before! I swear, flying off into the distance and magically arriving at that 'place' is a lot like Peter Pan or some crazy **** like that.

Also, to Zakath about the oysters: Get a Seasparrow from the Sherman Reservoir and just fly around to get to the various undersea locations. It lands on the water, y'know?
Place?? Just tell me please.

[AmericanWeiner]

No because 1) I tried it and 2) They couldn't fit all of that and all the details on to one disc.

I wish I had some idea what you two (+more maybe?) are talking about.

[YDload]

You must not know! It will spoil things for everyone else browsing through the thread!

Know this, and only this:

-Get to Las Venturas, the third area of San Andreas.

-Do some missions until you get hired by "Rosie," who is actually a certain neurotic lawyer from a previous game, and eventually the second or third Caligula's Palace mission will be the goody-good secret we've all been talking about!

[AmericanWeiner]

You must not know! It will spoil things for everyone else browsing through the thread!

Know this, and only this:

-Get to Las Venturas, the third area of San Andreas.

-Do some missions until you get hired by "Rosie," who is actually a certain neurotic lawyer from a previous game, and eventually the second or third Caligula's Palace mission will be the goody-good secret we've all been talking about!

*Heads off to Gamefaqs.com*

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

heheh

I know what happens!

[ToRidTheDisease]

Just tell me, come on, then edit your post.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I'm talking to you right now aren't I, on the chat? Severed

[strangerdanger]

All my skills are maxed out now, just need lungs to increase. Time for the triathlon, methinks.

Anyone else noticed that when your cycling skill is high, you can do never-ending stoppies on a bmx and also do mono's that never land?

Awesomage.

[strangerdanger]

I was just reading the forums at www.penny-arcade.com and they were talking about game bugs egarding the heist mission.

So make sure you all use 2 to 3 saves per game (as I already do).

The main reason I'm posting this is that on GTA3, it took me over a year to get 100% because I kept hitting the purple 9's glitch (the second phone mission on the third island)

[Phototropic]

I just got onto the badlands :) This game just keeps getting better, i'll never need to rent a film again

For those of you who are having trouble on the first place / location......hang in there

It is so worth it :cool:

Mount Chiliad PWHOAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

[axeslinga_32]

hey, im up to a sweet mission on the first island that is impossible, you get chased by cop cars and have to shoot them from your car, i just cant do it, its called reuniting the families or something, cause you have to kill a bunch of ninja cops and a helicopter first. Please help!

thanks for trying to help, but its not the part in the hotel that's hard, its getting chased by cops in your car without the car exploding, any tips?

[ToRidTheDisease]

I got it, you go to LC, awesome.

[ToRidTheDisease]

I'm talking to you right now aren't I, on the chat? Severed
Yeah.

[brycey]

I can't get past "Wrong Side Of The Tracks". It's really annoying me. How do you do it? It's the one where CJ and Big Smoke are driving alongside the train, with the four guys on top of it, and Big Smoke has to kill them.

[Rusty Metal Head]

Oh god not this question again....
look in the back of the thread...its been answered a hundred times....

What do you actually get to do in LC? my friend says CJ just goes there....
oh and another thing:KENT PAUL IS BACK!!!ooh yeah....

[Rusty Metal Head]

On your map, directly above your air strip theres the ocean..and along the cliff line of the map you can see a small yellow bit...go there and youll find a sea sparrow with a gatling gun....


Do you get any where if you keep flying over the ocean?

[Phototropic]

How Do you get topless CJ?

I got a load of tattoos but you can only see the ones on his arms

:confused: ???

[Trooper]

Go to your wardrobe and choose remove clothes and remove his top.

[Phototropic]

Thanks man :)

I'm off to play GTA then, wheeeeeeeee

[shabutie]

Hippee vans rolling down mt. chiliad is good fun...

[el doctor]

gj with trying to keep that "special" mission spoiler free.

Seriously, you go onto other forums and you see a page littered with "OMG that mission where *insert mega spoiler here that gives you no reason to play the game* was so awesome!"

[Adam Jones is GOD]

Ok, random plane crashes was a fun novelty, but THIS SUCKED!

Walking down Las venturas strip after doing a tough mission, with about a 1/3 health. Heading to a save point, I hear the roar of a propellor. The next thing i see is the plane smashing down and obliterating CJ. Wasted by a plane. Great.

Thank god for Katie though

[CombatRock]

hey im at a point of the game were im working for the pimp guy and zero...are those missions part of the main story and do i have to do those missions to unlock the las venturas

[Tails]

hey im at a point of the game were im working for the pimp guy and zero...are those missions part of the main story and do i have to do those missions to unlock the las venturas

You don't have to do the Zero missions, but you do have to do the Jizzy ones.

Speaking of opening LV, was anybody else dissapointed by how you got into it. I mean, getting into SF was a great play on the story, but LV was just like "hey it's open now, go explore".

[Adam Jones is GOD]

Yes, they are linked in with the main story, and you will see why soon. (well, not the zero ones)

Do the Zero ones to induce stress, but no need to do them for unlocking the next city

[el doctor]

You don't have to do the Zero missions, but you do have to do the Jizzy ones.

Speaking of opening LV, was anybody else dissapointed by how you got into it. I mean, getting into SF was a great play on the story, but LV was just like "hey it's open now, go explore".
Yeah, I agree. When you first enter San Fierro it's absolutely amazing. When I happened to stumble upon Las Venturas though, it was like "Oh, was this always here?"

[Gnarmageddon]

i just got to mount chiliad, and i took a sanchez up there and ramped off of the top of it

i died, but it was still fun

[CombatRock]

what other people do you start working for on the second island besides,jizzy,cesar,and that blind dude

[Esp Griffyn]

How do I get more dates with Millie?

I did a few with her and thne shes never home...

[Esp Griffyn]

what other people do you start working for on the second island besides,jizzy,cesar,and that blind dude


thats the lot I believe, apat fomr hte RC nerd Zero, but hes not even worth waorking for.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Yes, they are linked in with the main story, and you will see why soon. (well, not the zero ones)

Do the Zero ones to induce stress, but no need to do them for unlocking the next city

Induce Stress, omg are you kidding me

I almost broke my PS2 controller and let alone my PS2 because of that faggot geek

I hate him

[Esp Griffyn]

Induce Stress, omg are you kidding me

I almost broke my PS2 controller and let alone my PS2 because of that faggot geek

I hate him


You dont need to do his missions.

[Adam Jones is GOD]

I cheered when CJ puched his lights out. I hoped he was gonna kick him while he was down and stuff an RC plane into an uncomfortable area

[Esp Griffyn]

I cheered when CJ puched his lights out. I hoped he was gonna kick him while he was down and stuff an RC plane into an uncomfortable area

I didnt even get past the shoot the courier missions with his Rc planes. He sucks.

[Der Übermensch]

How do I get more dates with Millie?

I did a few with her and thne shes never home...

I wish I knew, she is never home now... never... I've tried at all times of day.

[Adam Jones is GOD]

I completed that one, and put my pad down for a day.

Havent met a mission as tough yet

[justlikealex]

I just beat pilot school.

[Adam Jones is GOD]

I wish I knew, she is never home now... never... I've tried at all times of day.

Get the safehouse nearby, drive up to her house, and if she isnt there, save (skips 6 hours) and go back.

Once you do find her, blow the bitch's head off and take the card. Sod dating

[justlikealex]

When I beat Zero's 2nd mission "supply lines" I have never felt so happy.

I had 50% fuel after killing the 4th guy, and i still barely made it back.

[CombatRock]

do u have to do zeros mission to progress in the game?

[Tails]

do u have to do zeros mission to progress in the game?

Nope, they are only there to frustrate you when trying to get 100%

[Zakath]

The second one is the only hard one, the first and third missions are easy.

[<3<3<3]

Can you get gang territories in the other cities?


Because somehow, Ballas were in cars unarmed so I killed them, and then I "provoked a gangwar" but only a few game with knifes and there was only one wave. But now I have a green block in the middle of San Fierro. Glitch? Or have any of you done this?

[Der Übermensch]

no idea, but I wouldn't complain if i was you :-p

[Esp Mastodon]

Can you get gang territories in the other cities?


Because somehow, Ballas were in cars unarmed so I killed them, and then I "provoked a gangwar" but only a few game with knifes and there was only one wave. But now I have a green block in the middle of San Fierro. Glitch? Or have any of you done this?

Sounds like a glitch

[lunch998]

I wish their was gang territory in the other cities. Right now I'm trying to get complete control of LS, have any of you guys done it?

[Tails]

I wish their was gang territory in the other cities. Right now I'm trying to get complete control of LS, have any of you guys done it?

I haven't done it yet, I just beat the main storyline today so now I'm beating all of the side missions and buying up property like crazy. I plan to take over all of LS later on though.

[lunch998]

I haven't done it yet, I just beat the main storyline today so now I'm beating all of the side missions and buying up property like crazy. I plan to take over all of LS later on though.

Since you need 35% eventually, I started doing Gang wars to get enough territory, but now I decided that I don't feel like stopping them. I'm going for 100% before I finish the main storyline.

I think Zakath asked this, but where is a good place to do the firefighter missions, and where do you get a firetruck?

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Since you need 35% eventually, I started doing Gang wars to get enough territory, but now I decided that I don't feel like stopping them. I'm going for 100% before I finish the main storyline.

I think Zakath asked this, but where is a good place to do the firefighter missions, and where do you get a firetruck?


For the firetruck just throw a bunch of grenades around and/or use the flamethrower and the firetruck will eventually come.

As for the LS territories, I don't wanna take it all over because i love 4 person drive byes.

[Der Übermensch]

there are literaly 2 enemy territory's left to take over for me :)

[Zakath]

I just went over a 100% checklist and wrote down what I have left to do..

Oysters
Las Venturas Airport checkpoint challenges
Las Venturas race tournament
Ammunation shooting challenges
Import/Export
Home Invasion (steal $10k)
NRG-500 Challenge
Chiliad Challenges
Fire truck
Ambulance

The only one that I might not be able to beat is the NRG-500 challenge... I've tried it a couple times already. :mad: The rest will just be time-consuming. I'm at 87.70% completion right now.

[YDload]

I already beat the Ammu-Nation shooting challenge. It's pretty easy if you've already got your skills up, but I don't know if another weapon challenge opens up after the AK-47 one.

[Zakath]

I already beat the Ammu-Nation shooting challenge. It's pretty easy if you've already got your skills up, but I don't know if another weapon challenge opens up after the AK-47 one.
That's the last one. Can you do them all at one store?

[YDload]

Yeah, I finished it in San Fierro.

[axeslinga_32]

im up to the island where mt. chilliad is, give me some fun things to do!

[strangerdanger]

im up to the island where mt. chilliad is, give me some fun things to do!
Jump off it.

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

On a mountain bike.

[icebase]

NO!! A camper van. K but before going off the moutain grab the parachute and then eject from the campervan before it blows up then ride the rest of the way down safely. Or the moutain bike. Whatever. I did it in a quad. :thumb:

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

If you do it on a bike you don't have to bail. I jumped off the skyscraper on a mountain bike, stayed on and survived.

[icebase]

Wha how did you get that up a skyscraper. Kind of hard???

[cheesecake man]

i like the game play of san andreas but the graphics are better on gta vice city! i like the fact that you can now tune up cars and use weight lifting and stuff.

[axeslinga_32]

i jumped off it in both a kombi and a dirt bike. My life is complete.


where do you get a parachute?

[Phototropic]

Yeah I wanna know that as well....

For those of you who are manhunt fans.......anybody else noticed the Cereberus Guards painted on the walls in the pub, for those of you who havent played manhunt they kinda look like SWAT members

Whooo 3 cheers for RockStar :D

[Zakath]

Yeah, I finished it in San Fierro.
Goddamnit! I tried to do the Amunation Challenges last night. I failed TWICE on stage 3 of the AK-47 and I'm already at hitman level! The last time I lost I was at 19. I was so ****ing pissed.

[MalcolmXInTheMiddle]

Wha how did you get that up a skyscraper. Kind of hard???
It's the big one in downtown Los Santos. THere's a yellow arrow at the bottom that will take you up to the top.
where do you get a parachute?
There's a couple of places. The skyscraper in Los Santos, top of Mt Chiliad, the point where you shoot the helicopters down in the mission for Toreno and some others.

[Tails]

Has anybody gone back to the ranch after beating the game, I'm not sure how far you have to be in the game(I went there after full completion of the main story) But it is loaded with a flamethrower, rocket launcher, grenade launcher(maybe? haven't tried) and a minigun.

[Esp Mastodon]

I already beat the Ammu-Nation shooting challenge. It's pretty easy if you've already got your skills up, but I don't know if another weapon challenge opens up after the AK-47 one.


I can never get past the first shotgun challenge, and I have no idea why, I have Hitman on pretty much everywhere, but I always lose at the points section of that challenge...

[The Depressed]

Has anybody gone back to the ranch after beating the game, I'm not sure how far you have to be in the game(I went there after full completion of the main story) But it is loaded with a flamethrower, rocket launcher, grenade launcher(maybe? haven't tried) and a minigun.

When you're done with Toreno's missions then they appear there.

Well, I completed the main storyline missions just a minute ago. The ending makes it feel like the game is complete, unlike GTA3 and Vice City. Perfect finish to a near perfect game.

[Adam Jones is GOD]

I probably wont finish it for a month now, I just keep getting distracted with side missions. Although im stuck on finding some import/export cars (admiral :angry: )

And now i've got the Hydra, thats another week added on.

[Zakath]

Yea man I'm stuck on the Admiral as well.. it's the only car I need for the first Import/Export list, but I can't find it anywhere. :mad:

[ToRidTheDisease]

i like the game play of san andreas but the graphics are better on gta vice city! i like the fact that you can now tune up cars and use weight lifting and stuff.
No they are not.