*The Official GTA San Andreas Thread*

[angry armadillo]

Is manhunt the one that's banned everywhere?

If it is, I suggest you sell it on eBay, you will probably get more.

[schiggy]

I'm going to trade in:

THUG
Manhunt
GTA:VC
Metal Gear Solid 2
The Getaway
Soul Calibur 2

Think thats going to be enough?
maybe too much.

[capri sun junkie]

Well, its not my copy of Manhunt... Its my friend's. And he left it here, and I don't think its very fun. But we'll see. If its too much, I will keep Manhunt.

[Zakath]

Manhunt was an awesome game.

[schiggy]

Well, its not my copy of Manhunt... Its my friend's. And he left it here, and I don't think its very fun. But we'll see. If its too much, I will keep Manhunt.
yeah, you probably won't need that many games to trade in for gta.

[capri sun junkie]

I don't know, a lot of video game stores really rip you off for trading in games.

[angry armadillo]

I don't know, a lot of video game stores really rip you off for trading in games.
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[capri sun junkie]

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I traded in an N64 and Dreamcast about two years ago with two controllers for each console, and at least 12 games for each console. I ended up with $100 and had to buy a used PS2.

[Phototropic]

manhunt is fantastic, even if you dont like it, keep it and give it to your kids or grand children

Pre-ordered SA cant wait to play it :D

I hear it is THE game

[schiggy]

manhunt is fantastic, even if you dont like it, keep it and give it to your kids or grand children

Pre-ordered SA cant wait to play it :D

I hear it is THE game
it is :thumb:

[¡monkeysonmars!]

I considering getting a PS2 just for S.A (well to start with anyway)

Does that make me cool or a fool? -vote now!!!-

[schiggy]

I considering getting a PS2 just for S.A (well to start with anyway)

Does that make me cool or a fool? -vote now!!!-
cool. luckily i already had ps2 before i got s.a. although i bought the xbox and without thinking reserved s.a for the xbox not thinking it would be on only ps2 and not the xbox. man was i pissed after i opened the game and realized i was holding a ps2 game and not an xbox. i told the guy i wanted it for xbox and he just said ok. you would think they would've told you it was only coming out for ps2!

[schiggy]

of course not
i wish i would've knew :upset:

[¡monkeysonmars!]

Say that again?

[schiggy]

Say that again?
i wish i "would have known" ?

[Diatonic Dissonance™]

I played it at a friend's house today and I must say...

IT'S AWESOME!

Has anyone done that thing where you have the knife and you go behind people and you slit their throats?! That's the best thing ever!!

[ImNotCrying]

trade in 4 games at GAME (uk) and you cant get gta:sa for 7.99 . manhunt is not banned everywhere, ive seen loads of copies onsale in hmv,virgin etc

[Zakath]

It's only banned in New Zealand or some other Godforsaken place where the only creatures around are sheep.

[ImNotCrying]

has anyone been into the bar and played pool with that guy? i put a bet down of 50 quid at first cautiously and i won, so i got confident and put down all i had, all 3500 of it and......lost. so naturally i knifed him and ran off.
+its probably the best pool simulator ive ever played, not that ive played many but im thinking....how in the HELL did r* fit this all onto one disc? is it quadruple layered or somthing?

[princeIsLoco]

Why buy anything that keeps you indoors?

[Vespa]

Just got off from another smalls stint, the missions are becoming more involved which is better and my girlfriend really likes me, she rung me up :cool:

I start so many gang wars.

I need to complete more to get out of LS and into better places.

[angry armadillo]

and my girlfriend really likes me, she rung me up :cool:
:lol:

I assume you're talking about some form of SA girlfreind, if your real girlfreind said that, it loses it's humour.

[ImNotCrying]

Why buy anything that keeps you indoors?
why buy anything? why where clothes? why have a name? why have parents? why walk? why talk? why?

[strangerdanger]

Hey Murray, how far am I from unlocking flying school? I'm on the first "CJ" mission in San Fierro.. I just did The Truth's mission where you have to burn all the weed. All those choppers and jets in the San Fierro airport look kickass..
You're a fair way from it.


I thought you didn't have a ps2?

[Zakath]

You're a fair way from it.


I thought you didn't have a ps2?
Damn.

I bought a used one. :cool:
Now I can spend even more money buying games like Killzone and MGS: Snake Eater instead of just XBOX games!

[Der Übermensch]

OMG!! except for Vice City, this is (so far) the best game I have ever played.

[Vespa]

:lol:

I assume you're talking about some form of SA girlfreind, if your real girlfreind said that, it loses it's humour.

Yeah SA girlfriend. :cool:

[Der Übermensch]

has anyone been into the bar and played pool with that guy? i put a bet down of 50 quid at first cautiously and i won, so i got confident and put down all i had, all 3500 of it and......lost. so naturally i knifed him and ran off.
+its probably the best pool simulator ive ever played, not that ive played many but im thinking....how in the HELL did r* fit this all onto one disc? is it quadruple layered or somthing?

which bar is it you speak of...? and yeh, they have fit so much stuff on that disk, it's insane.

[InMyPlace]

I'm on the 3rd island :cool:

[thunderstruck223]

which bar is it you speak of...? and yeh, they have fit so much stuff on that disk, it's insane.

The one in Ganton.

[Vespa]

I'm on the 3rd island :cool:

:thumb:

Me and a mate stole a police boat together, and got to an island we werent meant to be on :cool:

[SpazzMan]

My copy should be here tomorrow. My boner is still raging.

[Strum]

It really doesn't interest me this time round.

*buys it anyway*

[thunderstruck223]

:thumb:

Me and a mate stole a police boat together, and got to an island we werent meant to be on :cool:

I hopped the gate a Los Santos International, stole a plane, flew to the 2nd island, and we got a 3 star wanted level.

[Strum]

I hopped the gate a Los Santos International, stole a plane, flew to the 2nd island, and we got a 3 star wanted level.
No wonder Ramsey likes the game so much.

[InMyPlace]

:thumb:

Me and a mate stole a police boat together, and got to an island we werent meant to be on :cool:

:cool:

[Zakath]

No wonder Ramsey likes the game so much.
Ramsey jokes never get old.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I already beat the main story line, time to **** around.

[Strum]

Ramsey jokes never get old.

I am hoping if I contuinue to pwn him in his absence, he might drop in to say "no u"

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

..then strap a bomb around his chest

[Zakath]

I am hoping if I contuinue to pwn him in his absence, he might drop in to say "no u"
He'll drop in alright... with a bomb strapped to his chest!

Anyway, getting all golds in Driving School is hard. :(

Edit: Beaten

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Nice :thumb:

The hardest mission I think is that faggot Zero ****er and his stupid RC plane mission

Can't CJ just do it then normal way and drive around in a car shoothing them down?

[Zakath]

Zero's missions are available for me..but I'm waiting. I want the pilots license! :mad:

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

You get a call from "someone" and you have to do a race, then he tells you to buy an airstrip, then you can get the pilots license.

I thought getting it was hard :(

[Zakath]

I'm doing the garage mission where you have to meet the Pimp at his club or something, am I close?

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Kind of, your in the middle I think, still have some missions

Your meeting "Jizzy", I never liked him.

[Zakath]

I just wanna get into the San Fierro airport and drive that corvette-looking car and fly the choppers/jets. :(

[Strum]

I dont want to buy it untill I finish Kingdom Hearts* :(











***** Kingdom Hearts i'm buying it on the weekend.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I *heard* that if you fly in a plane for 30 minutes straight you get the license, you get the airplane in the Los Santos airport I think, to intrigue you some more (if you haven't heard) once you get the airstrip and do missions, you get a jetpack, a dodo, a prop airplane, and a fighter jet, and a helicopter that can pick up cars with it's magnet.

You will also see a very "familiar" place later in the game

[ImNotCrying]

i have a load of games on my shelf that i havent even touched yet because of san andreas. I started fable but once i got SA i havent gone back, im gonna play it soon tho cos fable is **** awesome. I find it hard to fit all this **** into my life y'know, university,guitar,videogaming, it really is hard but someone has to do it. im gonna quit uni though and get a job cos my course is bo-shank and i want money!

[Zakath]

I *heard* that if you fly in a plane for 30 minutes straight you get the license, you get the airplane in the Los Santos airport I think, to intrigue you some more (if you haven't heard) once you get the airstrip and do missions, you get a jetpack, a dodo, a prop airplane, and a fighter jet, and a helicopter that can pick up cars with it's magnet.

You will also see a very "familiar" place later in the game
Yea, but if you get your license that way the choppers/jets in San Fierro airport are still locked until you do it the right way. I'd rather wait.

[ImNotCrying]

has anyone actually seen the yeti yet? yetiti yet?

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Yea, I loved the ending of the game, lets just say, somthing happens which starts a huge riot, and every citizen goes berserk, wether it be stealing stuff from houses for fighting witht he cops and/or eachother

It's hilarious

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

The back of the game case says 1-2 players, how do play in 2 player mode?

[ImNotCrying]

there are certain mini games around the map, ive only found one so far, it tells you to press start on the pad 2 to play in 2 player, i havent done that though because i have no friends and my brother smells.

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

there are certain mini games around the map, ive only found one so far, it tells you to press start on the pad 2 to play in 2 player, i havent done that though because i have no friends and my brother smells.


Where is the one at?

[ZEROthirtythree]

When does it come out for PC?

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

The back of the game case says 1-2 players, how do play in 2 player mode?

Get a girlfriend, go to her house, voila

(in the game)

[Who's the Boss?]

When does it come out for PC?

Sometime next summer I think.

[JmE]

When does it come out for PC?

I've heard 3rd quarter of 05 (Along with the XBox version).


I have one last mission before I get to the desert. I've totally blown of any girlfriends in the game, I mean, do they do anything but waste your time?

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

You get to **** them once you get them drunk

I'm dead serious

[Strum]

Can you go out to Alcatraz in the game?

[ImNotCrying]

the only thing this game is missing is big edible burgers, ones that actually come out of the screen into your mouth...

[Zakath]

Big Kahuna Burgers. :lol:

Are Woozie's and the Jizzy's missions the last ones before the third city is opened?

[Retrovertigo]

Can you go out to Alcatraz in the game?

But then you can't get back!

/holds back laughter

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

No, you meet someone else, do a few from him, then you go to the desert, then LV

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

Does anyone know what all the secrets are (a.k.a. Bigfoot or the alien)

[Zakath]

My CJ looks like a badass. :cool: I've got the wifebeater, camo pants, a black bandana thing on my head and one around my face.

And dog tags because he's ghetto.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Bigfoot is real, if you go the the official SA website the Rockstar webiste, and go to "movies" and click on the middle trailer, it says "offical San Andreas Trailer" or somthing like that, and about 15 seconds in, pause it, and you'll see bigfoot.

There is a rumour about a ghost being "heard" in the house you buy in LV, a 2 story safe house and upstairs theres a room thats just black and a rocking chair, and you hear an old lady breathing.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

My CJ looks like a badass. :cool: I've got the wifebeater, camo pants, a black bandana thing on my head and one around my face.

And dog tags because he's ghetto.


Mines got a green hoody (represent the OG gang) blue jeans, a black bandana, and a dog tag.

I'm gonna get the one around my face soon :cool:

[Zakath]

Mines got a green hoody (represent the OG gang) blue jeans, a black bandana, and a dog tag.

I'm gonna get the one around my face soon :cool:
My nigga don't reprezent no gang, I'ma one man army yo. Fo real nigga.

[Happymeal]

I thought you didn't have a PS2 Zakath:confused:

My CJ looks silly in kiss marks boxers and all-stars. It's been so long since I last played it. 9 hours:upset:

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

My nigga don't reprezent no gang, I'ma one man army yo. Fo real nigga.


dats right g dawg, but i gots to have mah colors bak fo' da famly, yo no'? at da end of o' game nigga


They always say "****" and nigga in that game. :lol:

[Zakath]

dats right g dawg, but i gots to have mah colors bak fo' da famly, yo no'? at da end of o' game nigga
oh fo sho fo sho bra, but i be strugglin out on me own ******, these fools think i work in for em but i just waitin my time nigga, waitin my time

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

oh fo sho fo sho bra, but i be strugglin out on me own ******, these fools think i work in for em but i just waitin my time nigga, waitin my time

fo sho' i hear ya' out, i really wanna ice that cracka Zero, dat' faggoty *** whitey b gettin' in mah way.

jus wait fo' dah "pimpmobile" den jew can pimp out dese hoe's. den gambel some shizzle in dah casinos

[Zakath]

fo sho' i hear ya' out, i really wanna ice that cracka Zero, dat' faggoty *** whitey b gettin' in mah way.

jus wait fo' dah "pimpmobile" den jew can pimp out dese hoe's. den gambel some shizzle in dah casinos
Haha yea I have the pimpmobile in my garage. :cool:

I already did the pimping missions in Los Santos though.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Haha yea I have the pimpmobile in my garage. :cool:

I already did the pimping missions in Los Santos though.

Nice, I really liked using the parachute in Los Santos, it's on top of the tallest building, and you get to the top by walking in the front. R* put it in for the hell of it.

I liked in LV when you could kill people with dildo's...good times

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

I'm not in front of my Ps2 to test this but take it for what its worth

How to find big foot: Taken from GameFaqs forums:
i know how to spot bigfoot

go to a place on the hills where there are rocks, then stand there between 6:00 and 8:00. once you see him he will run if you chase him he would just stop and sometimes swing at you.

the only thing is that you cannot see him if you are carrying the camera. rockstar does not want any on to have proof that he exist in order to keep their gamers having fun searching for him and other weird things.


Someone care to elaborate?

[Zakath]

Nice, I really liked using the parachute in Los Santos, it's on top of the tallest building, and you get to the top by walking in the front. R* put it in for the hell of it.

I liked in LV when you could kill people with dildo's...good times
Yea, the first time I jumped off the building.. I didn't jump far enough and I went SPLAT like two seconds later on an extended part of the building. :lol: :lol:

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Yea, the first time I jumped off the building.. I didn't jump far enough and I went SPLAT like two seconds later on an extended part of the building. :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol:

Has the plane crashed for you yet on top of Mt. Chiliad, Rockstar made it that when you go up the mountain an airplane just runs into the mountain. It blew up my car :(

Curse you Ramsey.

[Zakath]

:lol::lol:

Has the plane crashed for you yet on top of Mt. Chiliad, Rockstar made it that when you go up the mountain an airplane just runs into the mountain. It blew up my car :(

Curse you Ramsey.
No I haven't. :( I've gone up Mt. Chiliad on a Sanchez and a BMX bike, but maybe I didn't go the right way? :confused:

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

No I haven't. :( I've gone up Mt. Chiliad on a Sanchez and a BMX bike, but maybe I didn't go the right way? :confused:

I don't know really, it could happen at anytime, just be ready because it comes out of no where.

[Zakath]

I don't know really, it could happen at anytime, just be ready because it comes out of no where.
Eh, I'm up in the city right now. I don't feel like making the 10 minute trek down south.. :lol:

[Strum]

I need to stop reading these spoilers. :(

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

Can some please just tell me how to spot Bigfoot!

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/4193/bigfoot3.jpg


There you go fella'

[Zakath]

It's funny how Smoke, Ryder and Tenpenny betray the Grove which ends up with your bro in jail. :lol:












********** WARNING ********** SPOILERS ************

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/4193/bigfoot3.jpg


There you go fella'


I've seen that, I want to spot it on MY game ok.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Anyone wanna know what happens at the end?


Spoiler of what happens ************************






































You kill Ryder, Big Smoke, Tenpenny, Pulaski, and Jizzy, your break Sweet out of jail, riots ovet the city, you have to take back territory























































Spoiler over*****************

[Zakath]

Damn, you don't kill OG Loc? That ****er pisses me off.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Damn, you don't kill OG Loc? That ****er pisses me off.

No, he becomes your bitch though, it's pretty funny

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

:lol: It's the dude from GTA3 you race :lol:

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I'm gonna tell you people somthing else





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,
,
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You fly to liberty city, don't believe me? Just wait.






Spoilers are in this post

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

Quit spoiling the game you cockbag!

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

I said there were spoilers

[magicbus]

Yea I get to play this game tomorrow! Its about damn time!

[ImNotCrying]

my cj is repping the grove street hood rats. he has a green doo-rag bare chest (with copious tats), blue jeans and im rocking a pink watch to show my feminine side.

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

Can anyone tell me how to spot bigfoot on MY game?

[ImNotCrying]

i dunno but looking at the world through the an 'O' of the vinewood sign sure is cool.
i bet it tells you ALL the secrets in the strategy guide i have but im too scared to read it for spoilers. ill read it once ive finnished the story i think.

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

i dunno but looking at the world through the an 'O' of the vinewood sign sure is cool


What does that have to do with anything?

[ImNotCrying]

evrything my friend

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

prove it

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

How do get the hippie bus?

[justlikealex]

^Steal it.

[Ramsey]

I am hoping if I contuinue to pwn him in his absence, he might drop in to say "no u"
no u

[Strum]

no u

Guess who just bought GTA 20mins ago?



no u

[Ramsey]

/me left, me isn't replying :mad:



final post, promise

[DRybes]

Guess who just bought GTA 20mins ago?



no u
guess who didnt go cause he thought he would be carded. before remembering it's 17, not 18.

:upset: /me runs to store

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

Can anyone make an intelligent post and help me find bigfoot?

[Tails]

/me left, me isn't replying :mad:



final post, promise

First a Han sighting, now this!

*faints*

*heads out to play GTA*

[Strum]

/me left, me isn't replying :mad:



final post, promise

Ramsey doesn't love me anymore. :upset:

[SpazzMan]

I need to stop reading these spoilers.

Yeah. I don't even need to get the game now. I've played it all out in my mind :(

[justlikealex]

guess who didnt go cause he thought he would be carded. before remembering it's 17, not 18.

:upset: /me runs to store


I bought it and I'm 15, the EB games store near me is awesome, I've been buying M games there since I was 10, no questions asked. :)

[Ktulu19]

I bought it and I'm 15, the EB games store near me is awesome, I've been buying M games there since I was 10, no questions asked. :)

Is this supposed to...impress me? Or make you cool?

Anyway, I seriously have to go out and buy this right............................................. .................................................. ..........................................NOW!

[AmericanWeiner]

Is this supposed to...impress me? Or make you cool?

Anyway, I seriously have to go out and buy this right............................................. .................................................. ..........................................NOW!

I'm sure he had YOU in mind when he wrote that.

EDIT: Only 111 more posts to go.. :evil:

[Strum]

Is this supposed to...impress me? Or make you cool?

Anyway, I seriously have to go out and buy this right............................................. .................................................. ..........................................NOW!

Log out please. :)

[Ramsey]

GTA is a great game. I can't stop playing the new one. I just unlocked Las Venturas and i'm currently doing the mission where I have to scare the guy strapped to the hood of my car. Best. Mission. Ever.





omg spoilers

[Strum]

I am going home in 10mins to start playing it. :)


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[Ramsey]

You are missing out by spending time at work.

[strangerdanger]

(I just sky-dived from a biplane onto a lear jet, then shot the four hitmen who were coming to take out Salvatore Leone from gta3. Currently I'm trying to take out Officer Polanski and, in typical Chris Penn fashion (the voice behind Polanski) he tells me that the officers from the precinct molested my moms corpse. Sick stuff, I love it)
Fixed, quote to read spoiler.

[strangerdanger]

Oops.

[sketchyjoe]

How long before you get out of Los Santos?

[angry armadillo]

When is GTA:SA due on PC?

[justlikealex]

Log out please. :)

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[icebase]

When is GTA:SA due on PC?

Its out around May or June is what i have heard and about a year till the x box version comes out. HA TO ALL YOU X BOX OWNERS!!!

[angry armadillo]

Its out around May or June is what i have heard and about a year till the x box version comes out. HA TO ALL YOU X BOX OWNERS!!!
Awesome, because I will have cash then. haha YAY

[irish_guitar_god]

Best game ever, its better than vice city in every way except for the radio stations... wheres lazlow?

[Rusty Metal Head]

This game rules....but its not better than Halo 2...but im not saying its worse....i played that french version at a friends house....so this will finally settle tha argument:

HALO2=GTA...theyre both as great as each other...

[icebase]

dudes im in school right and i get out at ten to four. Then i get the bus into a town close by. Then i get another bus at ten to five into another town going stright past my house and into WORK!!! then i get out at eleven and play it until 2:30 and then its sleep and back up at half six to go back to school. IT SUCKS!!!!! :upset:

[irish_guitar_god]

dudes im in school right and i get out at ten to four. Then i get the bus into a town close by. Then i get another bus at ten to five into another town going stright past my house and into WORK!!! then i get out at eleven and play it until 2:30 and then its sleep and back up at half six to go back to school. IT SUCKS!!!!! :upset:

Four hours sleep! How is that possible?!

[ImNotCrying]

i bet u dont pay attention in class? i HATE all the plebs who have been playing the french version of halo2, you guys are just ripping bungie off after all the friggin hard work they put into this game, im waiting to buy it....only 8 days to go...but san andreas just gets better and better and better and better and better and yeah

[AmericanWeiner]

Best game ever, its better than vice city in every way except for the radio stations... wheres lazlow?

He's hosts on the talk station. He has a smaller show this time around- check the manual/station guide.

But I agree, they picked good artists for the time period, but they coulda picked better songs.

[cobain2004]

when is halo 2 supposed to come out?? I dont have any idea..

[AmericanWeiner]

when is halo 2 supposed to come out?? I dont have any idea..

www.gamespot.com

[icebase]

Four hours sleep! How is that possible?!

because of mm well coffee. I have a coffee maker in my room positioned just between my pc moniter and the tv that i play the playstation on and just below the tv i watch tv dvd's and videos and then the cd player is positioned on a shelf above the tv that i play the games on. And the bass then usualy sits beside me aswell as the amp. Very well positioned i think. Then the double bed is just behind the chair.My room is like a swamp of cables and clothes.

Either way san andreas is easly the best gta game and the best game for the ps 2 unless you still own the origanal gta then if you play that its brilliant. It sucked when you played it day in day out like but still if you go back to it now you should love it. If you dont you just cant appreaciate the original games. Well thats my opinion.

[ImNotCrying]

my room is like that, its all cables and fire hazards, i pray everytime i go to sleep that my room doesnt catch fire like my parents keep saying its going to

[sketchyjoe]

The BMX is my favourite vehicle.

[AmericanWeiner]

The BMX is my favourite vehicle.

Same here, yo. As far as I've seen, it's the best way to climb hills, too. :D

*Runs off and plays*

[Zakath]

my room is like that, its all cables and fire hazards, i pray everytime i go to sleep that my room doesnt catch fire like my parents keep saying its going to
:lol: Same here. I only have one spare plug in my entire room, and thats with a couple 3-1 outlet plugs and extension cords that have 3 plugs as well. I think if I turned on everything at once I would blow a fuse.

[Zakath]

Bwahahah, has anyone else heard the commercial for "Gloryhole Park".. I forget what station it was on.. but it was hilarious. :lol: :lol:

"What comes out of those holes mommy?"

[SpazzMan]

YEAH BABY! It came this morning and I've been playing all day. It's seems a little bit different to what I had expected but it's pretty awesome.

The only major gripes I have with it at the moment are that the targeting is still pretty wank - sometimes it locks on to some random skanky ho a mile away instead of the thug with a gun pointed at my head 2 feet away - and that the maps very confusing in the beginning with all it's bridges and overpasses and what not.

Other than that, it's 'fresh to deff', nigga! :D

[ImNotCrying]

yeah i heard that ad on the radio for 'gloryhole park' my dad was in the next room and i think he heard it but luckily i dont think he knows what a gloryhole is

[Lee Harvey Castro]

I'm doing the race where you meet Wu Zi Mu and I've spent 21:02 hours on this game (since friday) , please someone telll me that's healthy.

[ImNotCrying]

wow. ive only spent around 4 hours i think, maybe more. but ive had other stuff to do, im about to rip myself from the net and go play it now though

[Lee Harvey Castro]

Go to the pause screen , go to stats, then misc and it will say how much time you've spent.

[schiggy]

some cheats: r1, r2, L1, r2, up, down, left, right. 2x (weapons cheat)
L1, r2, L1, o, up, down, up, down. (lower wanted level.)

[mcenroe]

Four hours sleep! How is that possible?!

The first day I got it last monday I stayed up all night til 8:30am then went to work for 11 hours and came home and played again until like 3am in the morning.It really is that addicting and that fun.

[Vespa]

*goes and plays*

Earlier, i got a crappy car, and pimped it- Nos, Spoilers, Pink, Alloys, Sub Woofers :cool:

[AmericanWeiner]

*goes and plays*

Earlier, i got a crappy car, and pimped it- Nos, Spoilers, Pink, Alloys, Sub Woofers :cool:

NOS, Eh? Huh. Didn't realize there was product placement in San Andreas.

[Eccles]

Las Venturas is by far the least fun island of the three. Los Santos has lots of ******s to kill and San Fierro is awesome to drive through, and Las Venturas is kinda shitty, and has the worst area of countryside of the three. The only redeeming factor is the army base, really.

Also, the tags, photo ops, oysters and horseshoes look like they're going to be impossible to complete. The map's too big dammit!

I'm still absolutely in love with everything about this game, except that there are many occasions where you're in shadow and can't see anything (I've had to turn the brightness on my TV up to full just to see)

On the other hand, my girlfriend has the biggest TV screen ever, so I can't wait until I can persuade her to let me play it in her living room :D

[ImNotCrying]

i found one glitch but i forgive it for the reason that the game is technicly astounding anyways, it was in the gym and the guy boxing who keeps saying stuff like "hit him hareder, keep your guard up" to the two guys sparring in the ring, well i was pissed off after the guy near the punchbag called me skinny so i dropped them like the pair of fags they were and the guy was still saying "hit him harder, keep your guard up" even though he was 6 feet under motherfo

[mcenroe]

Had anyone had the game completely freak out and throw you half way across the map for no reason ??
Mine did a couple times actually but still forgivable considering how good the game is.

[ImNotCrying]

wow i havent heard of that? did it crash or somthing? did you see cj getting thrown across the map cos it could have been a twister or somthing gnarly

[Tails]

i found one glitch but i forgive it for the reason that the game is technicly astounding anyways, it was in the gym and the guy boxing who keeps saying stuff like "hit him hareder, keep your guard up" to the two guys sparring in the ring, well i was pissed off after the guy near the punchbag called me skinny so i dropped them like the pair of fags they were and the guy was still saying "hit him harder, keep your guard up" even though he was 6 feet under motherfo

One glitch I found is on the hotel mission in Los Santos, some of the time it sounds like "this is the Los Angelas Police Department" instead of Los Santos Police Department.

[ImNotCrying]

sounds like r* put that in for a reason

[strangerdanger]

some cheats: r1, r2, L1, r2, up, down, left, right. 2x (weapons cheat)
L1, r2, L1, o, up, down, up, down. (lower wanted level.)Loser.

[Refl]

I can't play at the moment, my ps2 annihilated my copy last friday. I need another £30 before i can play again. :upset:

[Ramsey]

Loser.
Seriously.

[Zakath]

I hoped you saved with those gayass cheats, mofo. I heard they glitch your game and prevent 100%..

[strangerdanger]

SA certainly has the best missions of the series.

[Vitriolic Rage]

some cheats: r1, r2, L1, r2, up, down, left, right. 2x (weapons cheat)
L1, r2, L1, o, up, down, up, down. (lower wanted level.)
You do not deserve to play SA because of that.
Please send your PS2 and copy of GTA SA to me, now bitch. :evil:

[AmericanWeiner]

You do not deserve to play SA because of that.
Please send your PS2 and copy of GTA SA to me, now bitch. :evil:

That's not true. :lol:

If you cheat to beat the game, on the other hand... :evil:

[mcenroe]

wow i havent heard of that? did it crash or somthing? did you see cj getting thrown across the map cos it could have been a twister or somthing gnarly
No I didn't see him move just one sec I'm in front of trans fender then it looked like I went underground for a sec and then poof I'm in the middle of the **** los santos forest it was really odd. But I can't complain because it helped me find where an atv is all the time

[justlikealex]

I love parachuting off the roof of that sky scraper.:D


BTW: What does the little colored square next to the post count mean?

[Tails]

I love parachuting off the roof of that sky scraper.:D


BTW: What does the little colored square next to the post count mean?

It's also fun just to jump off of the skyscraper with no 'chute.

I've been wondering about the square too. :(

[AmericanWeiner]

It's also fun just to jump off of the skyscraper with no 'chute.

I've been wondering about the square too. :(

Active or something, maybe?

[ImNotCrying]

No I didn't see him move just one sec I'm in front of trans fender then it looked like I went underground for a sec and then poof I'm in the middle of the **** los santos forest it was really odd. But I can't complain because it helped me find where an atv is all the time
so you dissapeared and then the next thing you know you were in a forest? sounds like alien abduction to me, i wouldnt be surprised if that actually happens in the game

[Tails]

Active or something, maybe?

Nope, thats what the checkmark box is for.

White=online
Blue=offline.

[justlikealex]

The colored squares next to the postcount disapeared!

[AmericanWeiner]

Nope, thats what the checkmark box is for.

White=online
Blue=offline.

Yeah, I caught that after I saw the "OMG what are they for..." thing.

[Tails]

The colored squares next to the postcount disapeared!

Double you tee eff?

This is a conspiracy!

*puts on detective hat*

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

The Ballas can suck my ballsack

[ImNotCrying]

has anybody worked out how to get inside peoples houses and rob them? i heard you can do this but i cant work it out. plus does anyone know how many photos its possible to save to a memory card? im taking a load of really nice scenery on my long walks through the countryside, oh and corpses. peace.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

You do missions for it, just wait

[fendertoro]

this game is really good i just got in a day ago.i have been playing for a whileand i think that i am prety far.


how far is every one else?

[Vitriolic Rage]

You can parachute out of planes can't you?:eek:
I want this game:(:(
/goes emo, and writes emo poetry about GTA

[Chanandler Bong]

It's also fun just to jump off of the skyscraper with no 'chute.

I've been wondering about the square too. :(


How does on work the chute? Everytime I try it out, my CJ plunges to his death :angry:

[Zakath]

The Ballas can suck my ballsack
I just gave reputation to this post. I think that's what the green box means.

[DRybes]

they're getting in a new shipment of this game tomorrow. I shall pick it up after work.

[AmericanWeiner]

How does on work the chute? Everytime I try it out, my CJ plunges to his death :angry:

Press O or Triangle, I think.

I hit a tree limb once jumping off Mt Chiliad, and it killed me. :(

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

Does anyone know how to spot the Yeti?

[Chanandler Bong]

Does anyone else think that the cops are suicidal?

[ImNotCrying]

omg parachuting off mount chiliad! THAT sounds like a hobby i should take up. yeah i found the mission where it tells you how to rob peoples houses, pretty neat, im gonna be a right little thief during the night. do you HAVE to go to the flying school to fly planes? i was trying to break into the los santos airport but i couldnt? the flying school is in an area of the map that is still locked for me :( guess ill have to wait.

[P¡mpyMchorseHorse]

Where is the flying school?

[mcenroe]

You all can still get into the los santos airport there are two different parts of the fence surrounding it. One part is short enough to park a car next to and jump up and over I think rockstar made it this way on purpose.

[mcenroe]

Where is the flying school?
Las Venturra in the middle of the city.

Edit:Oops sorry for the double post

[Strum]

I'm only at the begining still. Just at the bit when you get a gun of the old dude and practice shooting bottles.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Las Venturra in the middle of the city.

Edit:Oops sorry for the double post

Are you a dumbass?

The flying school is in the desert, in the airstrip between San Fierro and Las Venturas, someone tells you to buy it, and you take lessons after you buy it.

[mcenroe]

Oops I was thinking of the airport way to show how much of a prick you are though.

[ImNotCrying]

you buy the flying school? why would you need to buy it just to take lessons? oh well. yeah mcenroe thanks for the tip, im gonna do that, i dunno why i didnt think of that cos i was searching the whole **** perimeter of the fencing trying to find a way in. chech.

[fendertoro]

i beat the bottles mission yesterday. i just beat the lowe rider mission.

[magicbus]

Yea I got it! I just did the spraycan mission.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Oops I was thinking of the airport way to show how much of a prick you are though.


Me = prick?

Nah, I wasn't abused* as a child



*Raped

[Hunted By a Freak]

I liked GTA: STFU, myself.

[breels]

well well

[justlikealex]

I'm starting to take over other gang territorries with the pretty colors on the map.:)

[Tails]

San Fierro is such a nice city, I'm doing some of the missions in there right now. I hate driving in the countryside, it takes so long to get from LS to SF. :(






**SPOILER ALERT!**


I thought it was great how the include the other games in with SA. The hippies ran the Marina in Vice City until they were "bought out by some mobsters" and how the main character from GTA3 is getting with Catalina(right name?) after you and her "break up" and they head out to Liberty City. This game is just too great.


**END SPOILER!*














That is all.

[Lithium2112]

i need help... does anyone know when denise (girlfriend) is supposed to be home?

[Tails]

i need help... does anyone know when denise (girlfriend) is supposed to be home?

She was home most of the time I went for her, you could always try saving and going back 6 hours later?

[SpazzMan]

I'm starting to take over other gang territorries with the pretty colors on the map.:)
Me too :cool:

*high 5*

[Strum]

Why do the cops act like morons?

[PDD]

im not gunna buy it until i play it, i was VERY pissed about VC, i loved driver 3.

[iceman3019]

guild wars will be cooler . . . NOT . . . san andreas is the ****, although i expect guild wars to be just as cool . . .

[icebase]

Me too :cool:

*high 5*

I have only started it people and it is the dogs balls. Its mad. The areoplane thing is kind of pissing me off where one randomly crashes into the back of the car. Either way brilliant game.

[axeslinga_32]

how do you climb skyscrapers in los santos?

how do you find the yeti, and what other cool crap is there?

[icebase]

Apart from the fact that GTA SA is one of the most coolest games to grace us with it's pressence the is everything else. Like car mods. I have a banshee with nitros and hydrolics and other crap and going down a moterway at full speed then crashing into an oncoming car wiping it and youself is one of the most sweet things. Also Another thing sky diving is fun. LOVE IT. Yous should try to jump out of an jet with one its fun!!!

[Eccles]

im not gunna buy it until i play it, i was VERY pissed about VC, i loved driver 3.If you thought Driver 3 was good, don't buy San Andreas. In fact, it's probably best if you sell your Playstation, TV and PC and go live on a farm in Dutch PA.

[Clown_Pants]

I managed to buy it yesterday, but havnt really had the time to play a good session on it.

From what ive played though its awsome.

[Rusty Metal Head]

The weirdest thing happend..I came out of the 24-7 on Mullhulland and suddenly a plane crashed into my bike!!...I laughed my *** off....then I realised I lost my sawn off, my MP5 and a chainsaw....bugger

[AmericanWeiner]

The weirdest thing happend..I came out of the 24-7 on Mullhulland and suddenly a plane crashed into my bike!!...I laughed my *** off....then I realised I lost my sawn off, my MP5 and a chainsaw....bugger

Yeah, I've seen/heard three crashes so far. Air Traffic Control in San Andreas must suck a fat one.

[ImNotCrying]

I managed to buy it yesterday, but havnt really had the time to play a good session on it.

From what ive played though its awsome.
beleive me it gets better. and better and better.
i finally managed to get into the airport and nab a plane, i was flying for a good 5 minutes and then decided to visit mount chiliad, its the first time ive seen it as that area is still locked for me and it looks sweet, i love how theres a ring of mist around the peak, i wanna climb it now! then i got shot at by some kind of stealth bomber and i crashed into a tall tree.

[Adam Jones is GOD]

If you thought Driver 3 was good, don't buy San Andreas. In fact, it's probably best if you sell your Playstation, TV and PC and go live on a farm in Dutch PA.

I thought Driver 3 was ok. more driving orientated made it ok when flying across town. But GTA: SA destroys it in every way

[ImNotCrying]

driv3r is the benchmark of how not to make a game

[Hot Darn!]

Halo2: OMG you blast aliens away. :rolleyes:

gta3: wow, you steal cars.

Same can be said about them.


Whatever, PC games are the best out there. DOOM 3 is amazing.

Wow your talking about orginality and stuff like that and you bring Doom 3 into it? That had to be the most badly hyped game ever. Graphics were great, gameplay sucked. Just wait for Half-Life 2 to to kick its ***.

[sketchyjoe]

beleive me it gets better. and better and better.
i finally managed to get into the airport and nab a plane, i was flying for a good 5 minutes and then decided to visit mount chiliad, its the first time ive seen it as that area is still locked for me and it looks sweet, i love how theres a ring of mist around the peak, i wanna climb it now! then i got shot at by some kind of stealth bomber and i crashed into a tall tree.
That area's locked for me but if you find the bridge near the lighthouse you can get a fast car or bike and jump the river just to the right of it without the car falling into the river so it's really easy to outrun and avoid the cops that get onto you. I got half-way up Chiliad it before an Enforcer rammed me off.

[DRybes]

oh wow. /me goes and buys this game now :D

[-=The_Dude=-]

Im playin SA right now. Ive played it so much since i bought it. Its the best game since Halo

[SpazzMan]

**** this game. The Wu Zi Mu mission is gay. :angry:

[Tails]

**** this game. The Wu Zi Mu mission is gay. :angry:

I hated it so much, I was stuck on it for a couple hours. Just get a car with decent speed and good handling and you should be alright.

[Chanandler Bong]

im not gunna buy it until i play it, i was VERY pissed about VC, i loved driver 3.



Driver 3 sucks. I regret buying it

[DRybes]

I'm going to buy SA. RIGHT NOW.

Awesome.

[Tails]

I'm going to buy SA. RIGHT NOW.

Awesome.

See you in a couple weeks. :wave:

[mcenroe]

**** this game. The Wu Zi Mu mission is gay. :angry:
You think that missions bad just you wait he's got one later that'll have you tearing your hair out.

[Omega Red]

**** this game. The Wu Zi Mu mission is gay. :angry:
i passed that mission fairly easly. I like the idea of outlying areas, but i hate the driving. i thought that GTA 3 was Bigger and more somber than VC, VC had better music, and more style. GTA Sa has so much **** to do, and i think is too big. the gang wars are fun, and you get tons of respect. Im annoyed by the whole Badlands area. The game starts off really fun, but once you open up San Fiero it realy slows down, and there isnt that much to do. it gets kinda booring.

[DRybes]

refl @ how big the map it comes with is.

[DRybes]

See you in a couple weeks. :wave:
yeah something like that.

[Strum]

Going to the gym is awesome and so is shooting hoops.

I get bored quickly with these games though. :-/

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

This game still rules and I beat it like 4 days ago

Time to whip out VC and beat that, then go back to SA and pop some more ballas

God I rule

[justlikealex]

I'm on the Second Island!!!!!

[justlikealex]

See you in a couple weeks. :wave:

It's that good.

[capri sun junkie]

Those bastards at Software Etc were sold out! :upset:

[SpazzMan]

I'm on the Second Island!!!!!
Me too :cool: I nearly got raped for accidentally swimming over to the 3rd island though :upset:

[JmE]

This game still rules and I beat it like 4 days ago

Time to whip out VC and beat that, then go back to SA and pop some more ballas

God I rule

I'm on the verge of beating it, most likely tomorrow. After playing SA I want to play GTA III for some reason now.
I definitely want to go for a 100% completion in San Andreas, which is why I have the guide. I still don't know what the reward is for 100% completion, but I will find out on my own if I have to.

[Tails]

Me too :cool: I nearly got raped for accidentally swimming over to the 3rd island though :upset:
I got raped when I flew there too. My plane got shot down by a fighter jet, and it crashed to the ground, I jumped out right before it hit and somehow survived, only to be raped by the cops.

[Double Bass Jim]

I finally got ahold of this game today, I must say im really dissapointed with it, got way hyped up for a re-hash of vice city. Glad I didnt buy it (borrowed).

[SpazzMan]

Anyone else notice the guy Catalina leaves you for is Fido, the guy you play as in GTA3?

[Zakath]

Anyone else notice the guy Catalina leaves you for is Fido, the guy you play as in GTA3?
No, we're all blind idiotic retards who have never played GTA3.

[Tails]

Anyone else notice the guy Catalina leaves you for is Fido, the guy you play as in GTA3?

His name was Fido? :confused:

[SpazzMan]

No, we're all blind idiotic retards who have never played GTA3.
Just as I thought.

[JmE]

GTA III characters in the game: Salvator Leone, Ferreli brothers, Maria, Catalina, Fido
VC characters in the game: Kent Paul, Ken Rosenburg, lead singer of Love Fist (I think that's who the guy is)

I think that rounds it out, that's all I can remember right now... probably missing some people.

[Zakath]

Posters of Candy Suxx are in the game as well.

[ImNotCrying]

did anyone notice the pictures of the hellghast from killzone in the bar in los santos?

[icebase]

beleive me it gets better. and better and better.
i finally managed to get into the airport and nab a plane, i was flying for a good 5 minutes and then decided to visit mount chiliad, its the first time ive seen it as that area is still locked for me and it looks sweet, i love how theres a ring of mist around the peak, i wanna climb it now! then i got shot at by some kind of stealth bomber and i crashed into a tall tree.

dude the restricted area base get a plane and go to it there is like air defences and stuff. And if you get into it theres one hell of a gun fight to be had. To get in get a jet and a parachute then fly over it above the clouds and jump out then land in it have a fight and fly out in one of the army jets. They have heatseaking missles and a cannon one the front. Ha it's fun. :thumb:

[strangerdanger]

**** this game. The Wu Zi Mu mission is gay. :angry:
The first few wu zi missions (or the first one) I completed in a taxi.

Can anyone tell me how much territory I have to take over during the riot to get to the next Sweet mission?

[Strum]

I suck at this game.

[Vitriolic Rage]

GTA III characters in the game: Salvator Leone, Ferreli brothers, Maria, Catalina, Fido
VC characters in the game: Kent Paul, Ken Rosenburg, lead singer of Love Fist (I think that's who the guy is)

I think that rounds it out, that's all I can remember right now... probably missing some people.
Does Fido talk?
It would pwn if Mr Vercetti was in it:(

[Vitriolic Rage]

One of my friends told me how he tried to swim to the second island, got there and there were SWAT shooting him.
So he swam all the way back to the first island:lol:

[icebase]

Ha i did that then a military jet blew me up. I just took a jet the next time. Got over put up a fight then died. I always die whatever way you look at it. Dam

[Cyonidedrum]

out running the police on the push bikes kicks ***

[shabutie]

you know the drill


rules:
keep out the negative


ask questions to other people about missions
post about your best killing spree and so on

just don't b a moron