Emo Community Thread

[RetiredAt21]

Yeah, I never got around to reading that.

EDI: do any of you guys like any NSBM?

[whiteminority]

Generally I oppose myself from listening to it because I just can't agree with the bastards. Graveland is some sick jamz though.

[RetiredAt21]

I listen to quite a few NSBM bands.

[santi3hg]

I don't, for the same reason Ben just said. But I don't listen to any.

[whiteminority]

Yeah I can imagine people who aren't white sort of being pissed about the lyrics.

[santi3hg]

Eh, I'm european white so to speak. But either way its not like I take a particular liking to the lyrics.

[cobert]

Since when does Justin have almost 20k posts?

[santi3hg]

Holy ****, I didn't notice.

My post counts need to raise. The next 20 posts in this thread are mine, I call it.

[cobert]

No don't spam.

hc/e is mocing fast today, srsly. I remember when pop-punk used to be like this. :(

[santi3hg]

Yeah it is moving fast. One post after another.

[cobert]

Damn, I still need to write those lyrics for xATHEISTxREIGNx.

My friend isnt down for it though, so that gives you guys more of a reason to move close to me and start a band.

[santi3hg]

What schools are in pittsburgh.

[cobert]

University of Pittsburgh, Duquesne, Carnegie Mellon, Robert Morris.

EDIT: But I want to go to school in NY, but we went over this. Binghamton would be nice but its a reach, so im looking at Buffalo. Pitt is a backup for me though.

[santi3hg]

W3rd. I gotta wait a year till I heal from my ****ed up leg anyways till I can go off somewhere.

[whiteminority]

Eh, I'm european white so to speak. But either way its not like I take a particular liking to the lyrics.

Sorry, I thought your name was Cuban. My bad man.

But yeah.

[whiteminority]

Hey Cob instead of us going there, you come here. I kind of like Knoxville, and UTK is a pretty good school. What are you wanting to do?

[cobert]

I wasthinking about sociology, but I really dont know what I would do with that, so Im thinking of becoming a history teacher. Basically for my first year in college im going to toy around with everything Im interested in before choosing a major.

[santi3hg]

Actually Santiago is spainard, but from the south. It came about during the times when the muslims were in control of spain.

[cobert]

The moors, amirite?

[whiteminority]

That's a good idea.

Well I made the connection between Santiago and Miami, yeah it's stereotypical so my bad. Also, you look Cuban (in my opinion) in the photos you posted in the pic thread.

[cobert]

That's a good idea.

Yeah, I read that most people end up changint heyre majors, but a lot of schools dont make you choose until your 3rd year there. I figure I would just take some general classes to get credits and experiment with all the stuff I like before deciding whats right.

[whiteminority]

Yeah, I hope that's not the case with me since I plan on doing a major that requires classes basically right off the bat that are specific to itself.

[whiteminority]

The moors, amirite?

ROFL, the nerd in me finds this hilairious.

[cobert]

Hahaha, why?

[pixiesfanyo]

hahaham

[santi3hg]

Actually I'm third generation Spainard.

And I'm same boat as ben. I'm at a community college till I get better. But even then I'm taking credits counting toward poli sci, and pretty much nothing else. I hope I don't have a change of mind.

[whiteminority]

Hahaha, why?

I'm not sure.

Also Santi I'm apparently a stereotypical bastard, it's what Tennessee does to you.

[pixiesfanyo]

I'm taking class at community college. Because, I hate real college.

[DFelon204409]

I'm taking class at community college. Because, I hate real college.

How would you know? Have you ever been? I know you live in the city with PSU but that isn't the only college in the world.

[santi3hg]

I'm not sure.

Also Santi I'm apparently a stereotypical bastard, it's what Tennessee does to you.

Don't worry, I grew up in Spain. Its worse over there. Plus they are mean.

[br3ad_man]

I can't wait to start uni.

[iamrockzorz]

How would you know? Have you ever been? I know you live in the city with PSU but that isn't the only college in the world.

I fcking hate PSU.

[Matt?]

So? You spoiled northeast types think 2 hours is some great herculean distance? I have to drive like 4 hours to get to good shows in Nashville, Lexington (KY), or Atlanta. Occassionally we'll get something good in Knoxville but that's rare as **** or something lame happens like I have to work and can't see Cease Upon the Capitol at my favorite venue because work.

God I hate the south.


/rant

it aint that far for sho'. cancel work, i ended up not going to the show tonight cause **** got a little messed up plus i didn't wanna go alone. tommorow is the big leagues tho

[SGlove]

Guys.
Im back.
I've been gone a week.
Fill me in.

[santi3hg]

Justin told someone to shutup. Pretty much most eventful thing of the week.

[cbmartinez]

Circle Takes The Square broke up :(

[pixiesfanyo]

Really?

[Apocalyptic Raids]

I couldn't find news of it anywhere.

[DFelon204409]

Ya. This is like the time tornpictures became their new drummer.

[iamrockzorz]

Seriously broken up? They were working on new stuff and just started a new tour..

[RetiredAt21]

Justin told someone to shutup. Pretty much most eventful thing of the week.

lulz

[cobert]

I don't think CTTS are breaking up.

I get the sense we're on the dawn of a new era of emo, as it seems a lot of bands have broken up recently.

[RetiredAt21]

Someday we'll be old school emo-heads.

[whiteminority]

I hope new bands form it would suck if it died out.

[santi3hg]

New bands have to form. If not its up to us Mx'ers to carry on.

[whiteminority]

I agree.

[santi3hg]

Whose is down with me and Ben?

[cobert]

Bro. Ive said it before.

MOVE TO WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE LOCATED AT ANY GIVEN TIME.

[cbmartinez]

No, they broke up. It's like the Gospel break up, Drew posts on some message board. Let me find the link:

[cobert]

Wow, that came as a shock.

Its pretty awesome that I'll probably get a lot of financial aid for college because my house makes like just over 12,000 a year.

[Wow]

'Bout time.

[cobert]

They were just making new **** though, I was excited to hear it.

[cbmartinez]

They're new song sucked, plus there was so much hype surrounding this new record that we've been waiting like years for, they were bound to implode.

[Eliminator]

where's the link

[cobert]

They're new song sucked, plus there was so much hype surrounding this new record that we've been waiting like years for, they were bound to implode.

You can't really judge an album on a poorly recorded live song made in early writing stages.

[cbmartinez]

omg you are so right what was a thinking

[pixiesfanyo]

Chris is trying to be funny and act like CTTS broke up.

[Dextomethorphan]

I'm not seeing this anywhere, lol

[santi3hg]

Lawl chris fooled you...or did he?

[iamrockzorz]

Cobzorz, i am so down for creating some cr00sh tunes.

loller.

[iamrockzorz]

Some people call me maurice. (wew wew)

[cbmartinez]

Chris is trying to be funny and act like CTTS broke up.

I wouldn't listen to this kid, he smokes copious amounts of meth.

[santi3hg]

Lmfao.

[iamrockzorz]

I have to write a paper thats due at 8 in the morning tomorrow. ****************************.

[cobert]

This thread is weird now.

[iamrockzorz]

Fck. City of Caterpillar is godly. Some kid traded some cds in at my work yesterday, and i picked up their s/t disc and started listening to it again. It's so good.

Good.

Good.

[santi3hg]

No it isn't Cob. Stop lying.

[iamrockzorz]

No it isn't Cob. Stop lying.

I'm caught in a vortex of moterboating action.

[cobert]

No it isn't Cob. Stop lying.

k

Everyone watch The Kill Point, just because its set in pittsburgh.

City of Caterpillar are easily one of my favorite emo bands, probably top 5.

iamrockzorz (whats your name?), did you ever check out Portraits of Past? Thats another one that's probably top 5 for me.

[santi3hg]

Maurice he said above. You guys can be MX show goer buddies!

[iamrockzorz]

Dick. I ain't maurice. I named my fish maurice though. Jim.


I've just ingested 5 cups of coffee, and i can't think straight. I have to write a paper for tomorrow but I can't even write a goddam thesis. procrastination makes me want to poop.

Portraits of past arrrr GREAT! Tony the tiger agrees.

[DFelon204409]

Hahaha you are both from Pittsburgh how cute.

[Eliminator]

i wonder if iamrockzorz is really that stupid

[santi3hg]

Aunno man.

[DFelon204409]

I like how there are two types of kid on this board for every subject.

Talking about jams)
i) Overly intellectual type who is probably college bound
ii) Purposefully non-intellectual type who hates college pussies

Talking about social life:
i) Kids who sorta drink or don't care
ii) Drugzzz

And of course a special third category for Gav because he's a bro but likes Chemistry.

[iamrockzorz]

i'm borderline mentally retarded.

jams is spelt jamz dumbaz.

[cobert]

You guys can be MX show goer buddies!

ehhh

Jim.

Yeah, I think I might have known that already.


Hahaha you are both from Pittsburgh how cute.

Jared used to come around Pittsburgh sometimes too, but now he's in a far off land. OOoOoOOoOOooOOo

i wonder if iamrockzorz is really that stupid

Nobody can say for sure.

EDIT:

i'm borderline mentally retarded.

jams is spelt jamz dumbaz.


.....

I like how there are two types of kid on this board for every subject.

Talking about jams)
i) Overly intellectual type who is probably college bound
ii) Purposefully non-intellectual type who hates college pussies

Talking about social life:
i) Kids who sorta drink or don't care
ii) Drugzzz

And of course a special third category for Gav because he's a bro but likes Chemistry.

Gav doesn't even post here anymore, he deleted his account and is gone for good.

[santi3hg]

I'm number one.:(.

[cobert]

I'm one of the 'probably college bound' ones, but I'm actually a bit purposefully non-intellectual, just because I ****ing hate whenever people try to sound smart in regular conversations. I mean, if a subject being discussed comes up where intellectual chatter can arise, that's fine, but it really pisses me off when you're talking about hockey or something and somebody tries to butt in and drop some philosophical **** on you.

[DFelon204409]

Well whatever. The point is there seem to be rifts but everybody still lives together. It's like the Real World.

[cobert]

Okay.

[iamrockzorz]

alright. i have to write this paper. its due in 8 hours. i dont have an intro yet. **** **** **** **** spatula *** **** ****. In all honesty, i never expected to not procrastinate. i tried to go to sleep but realized i cant close my eyes cuz too much coffee. i was ****ing in bed. trying to sleep. couldnt close my eyes. im so apathetic though that i dont actually care about this paper. no one cares about me here either, but im just rambling for the sake of doing so.

[Eliminator]

well personally i find nietzche's philosophies on the five hole fascinating

[iamrockzorz]

balls.

[cobert]

haha

Well I mean when people try to start some deep conversations and in the process kill the mood. It's like, nobody gives a **** about what you think life means, a lot of people don't even give a **** about what their own life means. I swear when most people talk about that stuff they don't even believe what they're saying, they just want to impress people.

Just another one of the reasons why I hate myspace and have pretty much no personal information about myself on it: nobody cares. If they did they would ask, and even then they still probably didn't want to know and just want to slob on yer knob.

[iamrockzorz]

lft yer skny fists like antnns to jeezuz!

[santi3hg]

I just avoid intelligent conversations. Cause they drop the words that have collegiate merit and I drop **** like **** you. Cause no I don't give a **** about someone trying to be smart, and personally intelligence doesn't need a cunning mouth either.

[cobert]

IM ANGRY

LOOOOOUD NOOOOOISES

[iamrockzorz]

I just avoid intelligent conversations. Cause they drop the words that have collegiate merit and I drop **** like **** you. Cause no I don't give a **** about someone trying to be smart, and personally intelligence doesn't need a cunning mouth either.

:chug:

[santi3hg]

Bear Fight.

[DFelon204409]

intelligence doesn't need a cunning mouth either.

[cobert]

Bear Fight.

They can smell the menstruation.

[Eliminator]

well im not intelligent and i dont talk so there goes any possibility of intelligent conversation

[iamrockzorz]

like... this is an emo thread... people that listen to this music are all smarter then everyone else.

einstein who? i listen to off minor...

plus no one understands me.

[Anxious]

I understand you.

[santi3hg]

Bark twice if you are in Milwaukee! IS THIS WILT CHAMBERLAIN!?

And yeah Jim I understand you too. Sorry?

[iamrockzorz]

haha u know my name now. its like... u guys don't hate me as much or something.

everyone fcking tell me your names right now:wave:.

[santi3hg]

Santiago.

Santi is my nickname.

[iamrockzorz]

my nickname is hey asshole.

[cobert]

Robert.

[santi3hg]

Its Cobert, stop lying.

[cobert]

Well my sister started calling me cob when I was like 8, she doesnt anymore though. Some other people still call me it, but most people call me Rob and some people call me Bob.

[santi3hg]

W3rd.

Some people called me Ashanti...I hated it.

[DFelon204409]

I call my brother, Robert, Blobert.

[br3ad_man]

should I go and see The City on Film on Sunday night?

[Concubine]

should I go and see The City on Film on Sunday night?

funny you mentioned that, i can't decide if i should go or not either. I've heard like 2 songs from them, and they were okay. But they have the dude from Braid so i feel like i should go. Uhhh

[br3ad_man]

Yeah and plus the supports are really good.

[cbmartinez]

then go d00d

[DFelon204409]

Saw Maps and Atlases and Fall of Troy last night. Everybody there was pretty short so in the crowd this one kid got his neck wedged against my elbow and kept essentially tapped out until I noticed and said sorry. Then later I saw the kid at In n Out and apologized. But then I threatened him. hahaha he was freaked out. The wack thing about Fall of Troy is that it's just the singer/guitarist deciding to be a rock star and super self-indulgent and bombastic. The other 2 musicians don't do crap. They just stand and play their isntruments.

[cobert]

Everybody there was pretty short so in the crowd this one kid got his neck wedged against my elbow and kept essentially tapped out until I noticed and said sorry.

:lol:

[DFelon204409]

It was this fat asian kid where a Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon shirt.

[cobert]

Everyone has that shirt but me.

I saw a Crass shirt in Hot Topic the other day. LOL.

[DFelon204409]

I have this sweet Co & Ca my brother got me from Hot Topic. it's like this crazy angle with neon lighting around it. Too bad they aren't good as they used to be.

[cobert]

ROFL BRO I HAD THAT SHIRT A LONG TIME AGO

And yeah I know, they're pretty buttcrack now.

[pixiesfanyo]

Yeah, I have my hoodie from 8th grade and it is really ****ing weird that coheed have been around for six years.

[cobert]

Yes it is.

I made a Get-Up kids thread over in pop-punk, if any of you guys dig on them.

[Anxious]

Saw Maps and Atlases and Fall of Troy last night. Everybody there was pretty short so in the crowd this one kid got his neck wedged against my elbow and kept essentially tapped out until I noticed and said sorry. Then later I saw the kid at In n Out and apologized. But then I threatened him. hahaha he was freaked out. The wack thing about Fall of Troy is that it's just the singer/guitarist deciding to be a rock star and super self-indulgent and bombastic. The other 2 musicians don't do crap. They just stand and play their isntruments.

Where in California do you live?

[pixiesfanyo]

Where in California do you live?

Bay Area.

I love getup

[santi3hg]

Nice work Cobbie.

[cobert]

If you like music, you like The Get Up Kids. Even if you haven't heard them before, you like them.

[iamrockzorz]

The song ten minutes was in this video we always watched in spanish class.

That class sucked.

[cobert]

Seriously?

Thats kind of awesome.

[iamrockzorz]

Yah, it played over the credits. I have no idea why...

Their name was also mentioned in the credits so i checked them out. I have to say, probably the weirdest way i've ever gotten into a band.

[cobert]

Listening to it, I can imagine it didn't seem out of place.

[iamrockzorz]

It was really fckin cool. The class was one of the worst experiences of my life though. I learned nothing. Except that i liked the get up kids.

[cbmartinez]

Nick, that's why I didn't care for fall of troy when I saw them, the singer is so pretentious

[Eliminator]

he is rock and roll

[pixiesfanyo]

he plays crazy guitar.

[DFelon204409]

Where in California do you live?

San Mateo area.

[DFelon204409]

ROFL BRO I HAD THAT SHIRT A LONG TIME AGO

And yeah I know, they're pretty buttcrack now.

NOICEEEEEEE. I still wear it even though I outgrew it. I bought all of my sentimental band t shirts when I was 6'3" 155 and now I'm 6'4" 200 so none of them fit anymore but I wear them anyways :(

[Concubine]

dfel, you'd probably like this

http://www.myspace.com/rversusk

[cobert]

NOICEEEEEEE. I still wear it even though I outgrew it. I bought all of my sentimental band t shirts when I was 6'3" 155 and now I'm 6'4" 200 so none of them fit anymore but I wear them anyways :(

Yousa big mother****er.

This guy I know hooked me up with all kinds of cr00sh tunes. He asked me what type of hardcore I was into and I told him how I like fsat youth crew type ****, so he started downloading all kinds of stuff that I had a vague idea of the band but never really listened to.

He showed me The First Step. Band rules.

[DFelon204409]

dfel, you'd probably like this

http://www.myspace.com/rversusk

Oh guys, you know me so well. That was okay. Pretty good.

[pixiesfanyo]

Anyone like Hollow Jan?

[DFelon204409]

Look what I'm missing because I leave town one day too early.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/rockitdontstopit/comflyer.jpg

[cobert]

I laugh at your pain.






ha. ha.

[pixiesfanyo]

is dat the minifest?

[DFelon204409]

No. Kinda Like a Fest is in September. I'll get the link to that too.

http://rwchc.proboards32.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1186551578

[RetiredAt21]

coo

[br3ad_man]

dfel, you'd probably like this

http://www.myspace.com/rversusk


So they didn't actually break up? Cool, I'll try and see them sometime. Did you check out To The North (the band you missed opening for Envy) at all? I'm seriously thinking they're one of the best bands in Brisbane since, I dunno, Sekiden or IHH or something.

[Concubine]

So they didn't actually break up? Cool, I'll try and see them sometime. Did you check out To The North (the band you missed opening for Envy) at all? I'm seriously thinking they're one of the best bands in Brisbane since, I dunno, Sekiden or IHH or something.

i don't think so, all i knew was that they lost a guitarist. After that i havent heard anything from them.

Yeah i checked out To The North, i dig. Any idea how much the ticket for City On Film cost?

[br3ad_man]

Pretty sure it's 20 or somewhere in that vicinity. I dunno if I'm going to go. It'd be about the fourth show I go to in the space of a week, which ends up being a lot of money.

Are you going to Mono?

[Concubine]

neither am i just because its on Sunday and im not sure how im getting home after the show (no late buses ftl)

Yeah im going to Mono, are you?

[br3ad_man]

Yeah, Brisbane fails at public transport. I can't get trains from home even though I live 10 mins walk from a station because the last train on weeknights leaves at 11:20 and weekends is something like 12:40. Buses are crap too, there are way too few. I don't mind driving, but I don't have a car and so when my parents need to use their car (doesn't happen much, but still), my only option is either don't go or stay with relatives for the night.

I'm definitely going to Mono, looking forward to that a lot.

[Luxor]

got a macbook today. sick buzz. no music though, going to have to start again from scratch.

[iamrockzorz]

document 5 is ****ing amazing.

[DFelon204409]

got a macbook today. sick buzz. no music though, going to have to start again from scratch.

I got one 2 days ago haha.

[RetiredAt21]

Yo, Dfel. I uploaded two uber elite black metal albums in the GOATVOMIT 666 THREAD. :)

[br3ad_man]

Kickass, La Quiete are touring Australia in October.

(Brisbane shows on the 24th and 25th)

[santi3hg]

**** a small band from Italy going to Australia tour. Thats good for them I suppose.

Daitro called them over rated.

[br3ad_man]

Yeah, I dunno how they're going to make any money from it to be honest.

What should I check out from them? All I've heard is stuff on myspace/youtube.

[santi3hg]

Dunno really, haven't listened to them much really. Didn't catch my ear really. They are good live apparently.

[DFelon204409]

Yo, Dfel. I uploaded two uber elite black metal albums in the GOATVOMIT 666 THREAD. :)

ya dude i snagged the first one. ima listen soon.

[cbmartinez]

Picked up Sunn o)))'s Oracle on 12". Saw the new David Wain movie, The Ten, ****ing ruled. Anyone else seen the preview for No End In Sight?

I leave for school in 5 hours.

[DFelon204409]

Picked up Sunn o)))'s Oracle on 12". Saw the new David Wain movie, The Ten, ****ing ruled. Anyone else seen the preview for No End In Sight?

I leave for school in 5 hours.

I figured out who I knew at American then I forgot. Just facebook me or something and browse my networks or something.

[DFelon204409]

What did the Brenoritvrezorkre say to the Nèvgzérýa???

Goatvomit

[RetiredAt21]

What did the Brenoritvrezorkre say to the Nèvgzérýa???

Goatvomit

The guys in that band made up their own language. Multiple bands in the LLN use that made up language.

[deadohiosky9]

Justin, it just now occurred to me how well your username fits you.

[RetiredAt21]

That was the point, bro.

[iamrockzorz]

Yeah, I dunno how they're going to make any money from it to be honest.

What should I check out from them? All I've heard is stuff on myspace/youtube.

La Fine Non E La Fine

Hit me up on aim if u need it.

[santi3hg]

Chris showed me no end in sight, its ****ing nuts.

[cobert]

Do any of you fellas get down to Left For Dead?

[santi3hg]

A Series of Letters to the First Girl I Ever Fingered
By Michael Ian Black


Dear Emily,

Hi! How are you? I hope this letter finds you well. I don't know if you remember me or not, but I'm the guy who fingered you at sleepaway camp.

Anyway, I was just thinking about that, so I thought I would write and see how everything turned out with you.

Your Friend (kind of),

Michael Ian Black




Dear Emily,

After not getting a response, I have become very worried that my last letter somehow offended you. Confused, I reread what I wrote several times, and finally came to the conclusion that, if you were offended, it was probably the part about fingering you that did it.

If so, I am very sorry. Not about fingering you (which was great), but about referring to it so candidly after not communicating with you in over 20 years. So, I'm sorry. In the future, if I refer to fingering you at all, I will try to be a little more discreet.

Very Sorry,

Michael Ian Black




Dear Emily,

Hi, it's me again (the guy who f-ed you). Still haven't heard back from you. Is everything okay between us?

Write Back,

Michael Ian Black

P.S. That's a rhyme - "Write Back/Michael Ian Black" LOL!








Dear Emily,

Oh my God! I just realized that when I said I "f-ed you" in my last letter, that easily could be read as "****ed you." God forbid your husband or lover (lesbian?) should read that! If that person IS reading THIS letter, I did NOT **** your wife/lover. I just fingered her. I was just trying to be discreet about referencing it, which is why I used the initial "f" for "fingering." Total brain fart!

Please tell Emily to write me back. Or Emily, if you are the one reading this, sorry about calling you a lesbian in the previous paragraph (unless you actually ARE a lesbian, in which case I am TOTALLY cool with that) Did my fingering you turn you gay? I hope not.

Sorry Again,

Michael Ian Black



Dear Emily,

Still no word from you. I feel like maybe we got off on the wrong foot right from the get-go, and I'd like to try to make it up to you.

Let me start over, and if you still don't want to write back, I will definitely understand.

(Starting over):

Dear Emily,

Hi! How are you? This is Michael Ian Black. We went to camp together a long time ago. In fact, we kind of "dated" one summer. Pretty funny, huh? I don't know if you remember me or not, but I definitely remember you. In fact, I have many fond memories of walking around the lake with you, playing knock hockey with you in the canteen, and also finger popping you.

The truth is, you were the first girl I ever fingered, and I still think about it all the time. Please take that as the compliment that it is intended to be, and not as anything "weird" or "creepy."

(Believe me, I could easily see how receiving a letter from a 35-year-old man reminiscing about fingering a 13-year-old girl could be construed as inappropriate. It was DEFINITELY not intended that way)

Anyway, if you get a moment, I'd love to hear all about your life. Do you like dogs?

Your Friend,

Michael Ian Black




Dear Emily,

It's starting to become clear to me that you have no intention of writing back. At first I thought it was because you were shy, and didn't know what to say in your letters, which is why I ended the last one with a question designed to being a dialogue ("Do you like dogs?").

However, now I'm beginning to think you just don't want to communicate. Maybe you told your husband that HE was the first guy who ever fingered you, and these letters are a painful reminder of the lie you are living.

If that's the case, I DEFINITELY understand. I was once in similar position with a girl who wanted to put something (a small jar of martini olives) up my ***. Of course, I told her she was the first. But believe me when I tell you, she was FAR from the first.

I lost touch with that girl a long time ago, but if she were to write to me today, I think I would at least have the courtesy to write her back.

I hope you die.

Michael Ian Black

P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

[iamrockzorz]

thats fcking weird hahah.

[DFelon204409]

Lolllllll

[RetiredAt21]

I'm too high to read that right now.

[cobert]

I'd believe it.

[RetiredAt21]

You best believe it, son.

[santi3hg]

Doesn't matter, Justin likes fingering butt holes so he wouldn't find it funny.

[RetiredAt21]

rofl

[iamrockzorz]

what fugazi is worthwhile?

[cobert]

I'd say all of it is good on some level, but I think the best are 13 Songs, Red Medicine, and The Argument.

[br3ad_man]

I like In On the Kill Taker best.

[iamrockzorz]

What I've heard from 13 songs and what I've heard from the argument sound completely different. Were they punkier before?

[cobert]

Yes. 13 Songs is probably the record closest to straight punk or hardcore or what have you.

[iamrockzorz]

How does Envy's "all the footprints..." hold up to a dead sinking story?

[santi3hg]

Holds up well, that album is good. A lot more chaotic in a sense.

[iamrockzorz]

Thats good. I like chaotic.

[cbmartinez]

Michael Ian Black is so awesome.

[deadohiosky9]

It was one of those humid summer nights that Maryville, Tennessee was known for. Ben quietly sauntered up the stairs and into his room after a long day of intense practice with Mike Kelso, his metalcore band. They had a show with Death Falls In Drops and xKillxThexCaptainx coming up and their practices were getting more frequent. As he approached his room, he heard something stirring within. Apprehensively, he opened the door. What he saw inside greatly surprised and excited him down under. It was none other than Ash, the great destroyer, laying down in Ben's bed with his legs over his head, jacking off into his own mouth. Immediately, Ben felt a rush go through his entire body as his **** grew rock hard. He looked slyly at Ash's garguatuan body and said, "You want me to help with that baby?" Ash got a throbbing erection and said, "Oh yeah I'd like that. Just hop right on honey."

[cbmartinez]

Ben giggled softly as he slipped off his camo shorts and eagerly ripped off his Ringworm wifebeater, exposing his man breasts and erect penis. He licked his lips and began fingering his asshole. His penis was surrounded by a mound of hair equal to that of the beard that now encompassed his 16 year old chin and neck. Ben looked old for his age and he had managed to score with older guys at the gay bar many a time. Ash caressed his mounds of pale fat and smiled as Ben sat down upon his penis. He quickly muttered, "watch out for my gout" as Ben interlocked their legs but mid-sentence he threw his head back in sheer delight as Ben started riding Ash's penis, which he had lubed up with a combination of crisco (one of his favorite midnight snacks) and the urine and blood of a nine year old girl he had killed earlier. Ben was really starting to enjoy the feeling of Ash's rock hard **** inside his asshole, he began to grunt.

[deadohiosky9]

Ash threw his head back, closed his eyes, and said, "Ohhh yeah keep riding thaattt". Ben smiled as Ash started rubbing his large nipples and cupping his balls. "You want me to stroke those?" whispered Ash in Ben's ear. "Oh yeah baby stroke them all you want." Ash began to stroke Ben's balls as Ben began to sweat from ****ing Ash so hard. Ash was starting to feel the moist sweat on Ben's hairy balls and was becoming increasingly turned on by it and Ben's loud grunting. Ben finally pulled out and squirted on Ash's chest while Ash licked Ben's balls up and down with his tongue, enjoying the taste of the sweat on Ben's hairy testicles. Ben immediately vomited all over Ash's chest, which gave Ash a large erection, causing him to **** himself everywhere.

[santi3hg]

Hahahahahahhahahhhahahahahahahah Omfg Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaha

[cobert]

I loled at "watch out for my gout".

[iamrockzorz]

causing him to **** himself everywhere.

Loller.

[whiteminority]

Everyone has that shirt but me.

I saw a Crass shirt in Hot Topic the other day. LOL.

I feel like I should rant about this...

Also why were you in a Hot Topic?

[whiteminority]

...

I just saw that **** above...


I miss Neeshee and Chris. Also Chris, I'm 17, and I have to shave now.

In other related news, (bringing up Ash brings this up) I ****ed a fat chick the other night. Bad decision.

[RetiredAt21]

LOL, the regretful fatty-****. I feel for you, bro.

[cobert]

I feel like I should rant about this...

Also why were you in a Hot Topic?

Every once in a while I stop in to see if they have any shirts but they never do so whatever.

[whiteminority]

Ah word.

What design was the Crass shirt?

[cobert]

Their cross type logo thing.

[whiteminority]

Word, I'm really sort of curious which of the members of that band decided to liscense out the design to a tshirt company who sells through Hot Topic.

[Eliminator]

maybe they dont own the rights to their name

[cobert]

That's what I was thinking.

[Matt?]

that story...

to quote superbad

"i've got a boner!"

[cbmartinez]

Ash smiled as he licked his fingers and tasted a mix of Ben's semen and his own feces and then coyly said to Ben, "hey, I didn't come yet." Ben greedily fell to his knees and began sucking Ash's **** violently, biting it frequently and causing Ash's penis to begin to bleed. Ash screamed with delight and leaned over Ben to turn on his laptop. Once it booted up, he opened up his iPod and put on some Orchid. Ben choked on Ash's penis and then removed it from his mouth and shouted, "God, I love Orchid! They're so emotional! Their lyrics really inspired me to..." Ben trailed off and began to blush. Ash, puzzled, asked, "What are you talking about baby?" "I've been writing some lyrics lately," Ben admitted shyly. "I want you to punch my penis with a pair of brass knuckles while you recite your poetry," Ash said. A smile came over Ben's face as he pulled a pair of brass knuckles out of his pants pocket and began to scream lines of contrived poetry while he repeatedly punched Ash's engorged penis, still bleeding. Then, as Ben screamed, "You will die ten thousand deaths," Ash came all into his mouth and Ben laughed with glee as Ash's semen filled his mouth and throat.

[deadohiosky9]

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the two lovers, Ben's mother had opened the door to their room after hearing strange grunting sounds. At first she was appalled, but as she watched the two gay partners make love, she became aroused and began to finger her clit. Soon, she began to moan and caught the attention of Ben and Ash. They both glanced over and licked their lips maliciously as they closed the door behind her. After Ben stuck his tongue deep into Ash's asshole and tasted his feces, they both began to strap Ben's mom down to the floor. Ash started to urinate on the elderly mother's face and she opened her mouth to receive it. In the meantime, Ben was eating her out, and she was starting to moan very loud. She grabbed Ash's **** when he was done pissing and shoved it in between her large breasts. Her nipples were becoming really hard and Ash began to angrily titty**** her while Ben opened his mouth beneath Ash's asshole, so that Ash could **** right into his mouth. Ben vomited for an hour while listening to Ballgag from eating Ash's ****, and it wasn't long before Ash wanted to play around with it. He stuck his soft thick **** into the pool of vomit and said, "Baby it feels so warm." "Oh I bet it does. Want me to make it warmer?" said Ben. "Sure baby. Why don't you come over here and ride my vomit infested dick?" said Ash with a huge grin. His **** was growing in size as Ben approached it. It was long until Ben started shitting all over Ash's dick. "Oh yeah baby, I love it when you **** on my dick like that." said Ash as he pulled out. "Want me to suck that?" said Ben, with a large smirk across his face. "Sure baby. You know I love the way it feels when your tongue touches the **** on my wet dick. Lick it all up." In the meantime, Ben's mom unstrapped herself and began to finger her pussy violently until she squirted all over Ash's face. Ben was so turned on by this that he went over to his mother and started sucking on her nipples.

[cbmartinez]

As Ben caressed his mother's hard nipples, the door creaked open once again and Ben's shaved poodle Killer walked in. She was attracted to the scent of blood and urine that could often be smelled drifting from the room. Ben had made love to the dog multiple times and she had gotten used to sneaking into his room late at night for a quick session of brutal sex. The dog walked over to Ash and begin biting his testicles furiously, spilling blood and semen all over Ben's face and Ben's mother's breasts. Ash howled with a combination of pain and delight and begin smacking the dog across the face. "You want a bone, bitch?" Ash screamed into the dog's ear. Ben shifted his attention from his mother and inserted his penis in the dog's asshole and began to make love to the dog. The dog, not knowing how to handle the simultaneous dual pleasure, quickly dropped to the floor in spasm and cardiac arrest. Minutes later it was dead, but this did not stop Ben who kept ****ing the dog's dead body violently.

[deadohiosky9]

That was when Ash oozed over to the scene of the crime, his fat dispersed everywhere. He walked over to Ben and skull ****ed him until he choked with pleasure and pain, upon which the local demon Justin arrived. He had detected the air of Death in a matter of moments following the death of the dog, while furiously listening to Goatvomit 666. He immediately began to play black metal underground grindcore music that came from the depths and doom of Hell.

[cbmartinez]

As he played this music Ben whipped out his knife and began to furiously self-destruct as Justin ****ed his ear until he came. Justin smiled as he surveyed Ben's mutilated body and his eyes panned over to Ash, who stood cowering the corner with a mix of fear and excitement on his face. Justin used his Hot Topic boot to crush Ben's mother's head, killing her instantly. He then flipped his scene hair and began muttering incantations that resembled Satanistic chants. He didn't know if they were authentic, he was only reciting a sample he had heard on a Guts Of Children song, "The Human Race Is Scum." Ash felt his soul turn black and thinking quickly, he grabbed the bag of Doritos laying on the bed that he had been using to crumble on his penis as added flavor for Ben and quickly broke through the wall of the second story house and thundered into the night. Justin, pleased with his work, removed his lip ring, covered himself with his cloak and at once was non existant, much like his high school diploma.

[deadohiosky9]

As the sun rose on the scene in Ben's room, all that was left was the bodies of Killer, Ben and his mother. As people began to come out of their houses, Jared, who had been watching the scene from a nearby window, frowned heartily and popped in his Modest Mouse demo tape and sparked a bowl of meth. All was well in Maryville. The End.

[iamrockzorz]

newbtbaMISsick!

[santi3hg]

Up that **** now Jim, or IM me it. My username is my s/n.

[RetiredAt21]

The above posts are really creeping me out.

[whiteminority]

...Neeshee and Chris...we need to meet up and drink.

[RetiredAt21]

Someone come to my house and we'll sit in my basement and smoke a blunt and listen to creepy black metal. :)

:smoke:

[whiteminority]

No weed but we'll drink.

[Wow]

Hahaha. So epic. Don't deny that my high message inspired this.

[cbmartinez]

No this story was written about a month back. But your message is the most incredibly creepy thing I have ever heard.

gg to Ben for not taking offense

[santi3hg]

Dude justin, that is creepy as ****.

[RetiredAt21]

No weed but we'll drink.

You don't smoke anymore? :(

[santi3hg]

Not cool to smoke anymore bro.

[RetiredAt21]

Pffft, **** that. I'll probably be smoking until I die. I could never see myself stopping. I like it way too much.

[santi3hg]

Justin is my ANTI DRUG.

[RetiredAt21]

lol

[whiteminority]

You don't smoke anymore? :(

Yeah I quit. I have one good smoke in me which is me and my buddy Alex going up to the mountains blazing as much as possible and then eating like $40 of Taco Bell.

[cbmartinez]

the mountains? man you are a hick LOL

[whiteminority]

rofl

Nah, going up to this fire tower called Top of the World provides absolutely stunning scenery and is just a chill environment. While high add onto that.

[Virus278]

does anybody know where I could d/l the City of Caterpillar/pg. 99 split EP or any pg. 99 for that matter?

[Johnny Quest.]

Yessir

http://hijinx.nu/pix/index.php?PHPSESSID=bf6602919%20%20a3725c40351a1da 84015bb9&topic=14825.msg226132

I don't think it has the split though.

[cobert]

gg to Ben for not taking offense

I can't lie, I thought he was going to.

What's this creepy Ash message we're talking about?

[santi3hg]

Jim needs to up new BTBAM. Thats all I know.

[RetiredAt21]

New BTBAM is good?

[santi3hg]

Apparently so, I want to hear it either way.

[whiteminority]

Chris and Cob, I don't give a **** anymore.

On the subject of BTBAM: I heard a very shitty recording of Sun of Nothing that is awesome.

[deadohiosky9]

rofl

Nah, going up to this fire tower called Top of the World provides absolutely stunning scenery and is just a chill environment. While high add onto that.

That sounds f'ucking awesome.

[RetiredAt21]

I grew out of listening to BTBAM.

[deadohiosky9]

Hahaha, so would you say that your tastes in music have evolved?

[whiteminority]

That sounds f'ucking awesome.

It really is awesome, I haven't been there in a while but since fall is coming and I'm getting a car Wednesday so I'm going to be heading up there just to relax.

[RetiredAt21]

Hahaha, so would you say that your tastes in music have evolved?

Uhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah.

[deadohiosky9]

Sweet man.

[pixiesfanyo]

i like my ambient like my coffee, dark.

i like my metal like my swinger friends, black.

[deadohiosky9]

And crack.

[RetiredAt21]

Not any more. I don't **** with those crazy mother ****ers.

[SGlove]

Saw the Quantice Never Crashed reunion show last night.
They played with The Cable Car Theory and The Scarlett Letter.
Amazing show.
Amazing.
Crowd was singing along to everything.
Everyone was dripping with sweat.
We all put it in each other's butts.
Amazing

[iamrockzorz]

can i post the link right here-o for btbam?

in r&m, they were doing e-mails of it.

IF you'd rather do that post your emails.


the new shits good. but every song that isn't an intro/interlude is like more than 10 minutes long and has like 10 breakdowns in each.

i love the mike patton influence though lol. Like in sun of nothing and the polka at the end of prequel to the sequel.

[santi3hg]

what the hell is R&m. And yeah just post the link here or goatvomit thread.

[Luxor]

Just got back from a few days of camping. Always a good time.

[DFelon204409]

r&m is funny btu i think they're faster on btbam leaks.

[Virus278]

Yessir

http://hijinx.nu/pix/index.php?PHPSESSID=bf6602919%20%20a3725c40351a1da 84015bb9&topic=14825.msg226132

I don't think it has the split though.

Thx a lot man.

[cobert]

Gice, I just realized that I don't like too much emo.

srsly

[iamrockzorz]

Gice, I just realized that I don't like too much emo.

srsly

you're not cr00sh.

[cobert]

I'm seriously not, I came to the conclusion that most screamo and new stuff is super pretentious and that most early 90's stuff is super pretentious, but in a way more obscure and cr00sh type of way.

Not saying it sucks or anything, like any genre you have hits and misses, but sometimes bands on here that are just okay get waaaaay sucked off.

[cbmartinez]

yeah like portrait actually and portraits of past

[cobert]

Nobody here rides the nuts of Portraits of Past except for me.

[Matt?]

up the punx cob up the punx

[cobert]

A is for ANARCHY!

[SGlove]

So what you into then?

[cobert]

Emo-wise?

Ill go with:

Cap'n Jazz (if youre counting mid-west stuff whish I still think is iffy, then I also include the Promise Ring, sdre, texas is the reason, and American Football)
CTTS
City of Caterpillar
Moss Icon
Neil Perry
Orchid
Pg99
Potraits of Past
Yaphet Kotto


Thats pretty much it, even though im sure Im forgetting a lot of cr00sh bands I enjoy. Im not saying all other emo sucks, thats just the stuff I really dig on and listen to regularly. Basically, a lot of mid-west stuff and then the more epic stuff.

[iamrockzorz]

What else are you into?