Emo Community Thread

[srt-4]

Matt, I've been listening to The Pine a lot.
during one of my soulseek scourings i decided to check them out, but i couldn't find any decent recordings. anybody willing to hook me up with some?

[whiteminority]

I finally picked up the new Envy 2xLP, **** rules but is nothing compared to A Dead and Sinking Story.

[bottlerocket]

during one of my soulseek scourings i decided to check them out, but i couldn't find any decent recordings. anybody willing to hook me up with some?

I'm uploading it for you now. I'll be back on around 6 tonight EST.

-Gav

[RetiredAt21]

Philly is pretty sweet. Cheap crack, yo. $5 for a dub. YOU CAN'T BEAT THOSE PRICES WITH A CRACK PIPE!

[SGlove]

What school is everyone in?

[pixiesfanyo]

No school.

[Special Brew]

Does anyone have any recordings by the band Nervous Light of Sunday? I can't find anything on Soulseek. If so, please YSI anything you have.

[Jessizzle]

its really hard to suck pudding out of a kool aid straw.

[cbmartinez]

I finally picked up the new Envy 2xLP, **** rules but is nothing compared to A Dead and Sinking Story.

It's A Dead Sinking Story and I'm coming close to saying Insomniac Doze is better than aforementioned album.

[White Goodman]

Whats up? Pretty cool weekend, I went to a Beer Pong Party and saw Jackass 2 so I didn't get to post much.

[cbmartinez]

Drinking sucks. Smoke weed.

[bottlerocket]

srt: Here's The Pine, or for anyone else who wants it:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=status&st=ok&ufid=6B42712170E5ED48

Weed >>> alcohol, I agree.

-Gav

[Jessizzle]

ATTN: i listen to good music.
even ask chris.

[whiteminority]

It's A Dead Sinking Story and I'm coming close to saying Insomniac Doze is better than aforementioned album.

My bad that's what shows up on my computer screen. I just grabbed it yesterday when I was looking through the vinyl at the store and damn dude **** is ruling me. However, ADSS is so just truly tremendous and ****ing epic that it owns Insomniac Doze.

[Luxor]

Drinking sucks. Smoke weed.
Wrong.

[White Goodman]

Wrong.

True that.

[whiteminority]

Dude, Gav no. Weed rules but if I can drink I do it so much more.

[SGlove]

I don't do weed.
It just doesn't do it for me.
I don't like getting drunk either.
But I still drink.

[White Goodman]

Drinking games/taking shots/getting shitfaced all beat out weed IMO.

[The Great Decay]

I like to do both in the same night.

[World Burns To Death]

beer > weed. weed is so over rated.

[Luxor]

I like to do both in the same night.
Beer + Mushrooms > Beer + Pot.

Anyways, I've been trying to download Outlive for like the past 3 days but nothing is coming up. Will someone upload it for me?

[cobert]

Seriously, thread went 3 pages in one day.

[Luxor]

lol, nevermind guys.

I dropped the ! after Guns Up and I got results. :o

[cobert]

!

Good album from The Dismemberment Plan.

[The Great Decay]

Beer + Mushrooms > Beer + Pot.

Anyways, I've been trying to download Outlive for like the past 3 days but nothing is coming up. Will someone upload it for me?

I've heard any alcohol + mushrooms is a bad situation.

[Luxor]

Nah, it's amazing if you get the right amount. Lots of booze and only a little bit of mushrooms. Like under 2 grams.

[The Great Decay]

I heard that doing similar things emulates an acid trip exactly.

[World Burns To Death]

fiction!

[The Great Decay]

I think drugs are discussed in here more frequently than emo bands are.

[cbmartinez]

Basically, weed is awesome. So much better for you than alcohol.

[Matt?]

Basically, weed is awesome. So much better for you than alcohol.

i gotta say this made me lol

[cbmartinez]

Yeah, that's hilarious. Of course drugs aren't good for you smartass, but weed has less of a negative effect than alcohol.

[bottlerocket]

^ ROFL CHRIS

I back you.

Beer's wicked fun but I prefer smoking pot. Tossin' back some beers with friends is always great, though.

In a social situation, beer >>> shots, by far.

-Gav

[cbmartinez]

Yeah, a beer or two on like a hot day is pretty fly. But if I'm gonna drink to get drunk, I'll just drink hard alcohol to get ****ed up fast.

[Matt?]

Yeah, that's hilarious. Of course drugs aren't good for you smartass, but weed has less of a negative effect than alcohol.

ROFL WAY TO MISS THE POINT

i loled at the fact that you related it's health factors to the reason it was better than beer.

wtf dude


btw i'm done with emo. i've moved on to power metal

[cobert]

Did you guys notice that anytime theres a thread where everyone talks about 'the good old days' of the forum and how it sucks now, thyere just talking about stuff that happened between the thread theyre in and the last thread just like it a few months ago?

[bottlerocket]

Yeah, I'm getting sick of the whole "THIS FORUM WAS SO MUCH BETTER" crap.

If they'd post like they did back then it would be just as cool.

-Gav

[cobert]

That Rotterdam Terror Corps thread is just retarded unfunny spam.

I mean, if it was funny you could leave it open for a little bit, but its not at all.

[Matt?]

dude guys. i have rekindled my love of metal.

don't worry though i still love u 2

[World Burns To Death]

That Rotterdam Terror Corps thread is just retarded unfunny spam.

I mean, if it was funny you could leave it open for a little bit, but its not at all.
i'm mad it was closed. where is the fxcking RTC appreesh

[srt-4]

srt: Here's The Pine, or for anyone else who wants it:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=status&st=ok&ufid=6B42712170E5ED48

Weed >>> alcohol, I agree.

-Gav
you rule. thanks!

[Concubine]

Does anyone have any recordings by the band Nervous Light of Sunday? I can't find anything on Soulseek. If so, please YSI anything you have.

I'll upload it in a sec.

[srt-4]

its saying internal error. i'm bummed.

[bottlerocket]

i'm mad it was closed. where is the fxcking RTC appreesh

It was all spam anyway.

-Gav

[White Goodman]

I need some more music, I haven't dled or bought anything in like a week and a half.

[whiteminority]

^ ROFL CHRIS

I back you.

Beer's wicked fun but I prefer smoking pot. Tossin' back some beers with friends is always great, though.

In a social situation, beer >>> shots, by far.

-Gav
I dunno bro, the social circle of just sitting down and chilling with you friends passing the green around rules.

I do love alcohol though, more than weed. Weed is just more user friendly I suppose.

Our entire set on Friday in Maine will be filmed for a video that Simplistic Productions is putting together for the song "Down Not Out". If you're not in the know, you can download the song for free here:
http://www.thinkfastrecords.com/media/Outbreak_Down_Not_Out.mp3

Or you can listen to the song and view the lyrics on our MySpace page:
http://www.myspace.com/outbreakhc

So be sure to come out, sing along, go crazy and help create the illusion that we are a really important/popular band. If you're from Maine or anywhere in the New England area, please help re-post this through out the week so we can try to get the word out.

SHOW DETAILS:

this friday, september 29th..

outbreak
wake up call
the leftovers
covered in bees
cruel hand

@ the kave - 177 silver lake road - bucksport, maine

doors at 6pm

Directions: DON'T USE MAPQUEST
1. From Portland Merge onto I-295 N toward FALMOUTH 46.5 miles
2. I-295 N becomes I-95 N 6.3 miles
3. Merge onto WESTERN AVE/US-202 E/ME-17 E/ME-100 E/ME-11 E via EXIT 109 toward ME-3/US-201/AUGUSTA. 1.7 miles
4. Enter next roundabout and take 2nd exit onto US-202 E/US-201 N/ME-17 N/ME-100 N. 0.7 miles
5. Enter next roundabout and take 3rd exit onto BANGOR ST/US-202 E/US-201 N/ME-100 E/ME-9 N. 0.6 miles
6. Turn RIGHT onto US-202/ME-3/N BELFAST AVE/ME-9. Continue to follow ME-3 N. 42.8 miles
7. Merge onto US-1 N/ME-3 N via the ramp on the LEFT. 18.4 miles
8. Turn LEFT onto MAIN ST/ME-15. 1.2 miles
9. Turn RIGHT onto MCDONALD ST. 1.6 miles to the Kave on the right
All New England kids should hit this up.

[cbmartinez]

Just picked up Brother, Sister which came out today. It's pretty good, I suppose.

[Matt?]

i have a lab to do but i'm too lazy to do it at the moment, i suppose.

[bottlerocket]

All New England kids should hit this up.

Eh, I might.

Chris: I got it, too. I think it's pretty good. Like you said in the IM, it's a lot mellower, but I still dig it a lot.

-Gav

[cobert]

My physics teacher's grandma died today. He told us that she was in critical condition over the weekend, and if his phone went off he would have to leave and wouldnt be back this week. Then after lunch, somebody told me after he explained that to their class his phone rang and he just put his head down, then a couple of minutes later he walked out talking on the phone.

[bottlerocket]

That sucks, dude. :upset:

How old is your teacher? If his grandmother is just dying, he must be young or she must be pretty old.

-Gav

[cobert]

He's probably about 30, so she was most likely old as dirt.

[The Great Decay]

That's still tough, even if she was old enough to go.

[Matt?]

getting 3 ordination of aaron seven inches this week hopefully

[cobert]

To awkwardly change the subject...

I would love to see the original cut of The Thin Red Line. The final cut was about two and a half hours, but I read the original was just over six, and some big name actors had huge parts that got cut out.

[Matt?]

well see that post where i said " i probably won't start this lab now, most likely" or whatever it says.

five hours have passed since i started.

finally i have finished.

VICTORY

[The Great Decay]

Five hours for a lab? Weak.

[bottlerocket]

My labs are 5 hours long...not writing them, just doing them in the laboratory, collecting data, printing out graphs, etc., THEN you go home and formally type your lab, which takes a good 5 hours, since you need to show all your calculations with correct sig figs, uncertainties, etc.

Being a chem major sucks and I just started. :(

-Gav

[AIRIC]

Chemistry is SO hard right now :(

I have no idea what's happening, but it's okay since i'd say 3 quarters of my chem class is also clueless so I will just deal.

[bottlerocket]

Well, what are you doing right now?

-Gav

[AIRIC]

I dont know Gav I dont even want to discuss it. :upset:

[bottlerocket]

What's the topic called? I can try and help clarify.

-Gav

[AIRIC]

I'm guessing it's just the first thing you ever learn about in chemistry.

Words I can recall are like: Ions, Antions (i think) Valence electrons.

I think we're just learngin about realllly basic stuff before we get into other stuff.

[srt-4]

My physics teacher's grandma died today. He told us that she was in critical condition over the weekend, and if his phone went off he would have to leave and wouldnt be back this week. Then after lunch, somebody told me after he explained that to their class his phone rang and he just put his head down, then a couple of minutes later he walked out talking on the phone.
old people are supposed to die. remember all that circle of life stuff from the lion king?

[RetiredAt21]

I will punch the lion king in the face.

[bottlerocket]

rofl imagine Justin punching Simba in the face.

-Gav

[RetiredAt21]

I would totally do it.

MAYBE I'M CRAZY!

[bottlerocket]

You are crazy.

-Gav

[RetiredAt21]

My friend bought some s'hitty coke from a wigger last night. I don't like snorting stuff.

[bottlerocket]

Justin, what drugs do you do?

-Gav

[pixiesfanyo]

dude, Simba is the ****ing man.

[Luxor]

rofl imagine Justin punching Simba in the face.

-Gav
I said puff, puff PASS BITCH

[bottlerocket]

^ ROFL

My friends and I got hit up by a weed vulture yesterday. We were smoking a bone near the lacrosse field and he came up and was like, "Yo, dudes, lemme get a hit." I swear, it was like the scene in Half Baked with Snoop Dogg. He took this beastly hit that killed like a quarter of our J and was like, "Chill, dudes, I didn't even hit it yet."

It was so lame.

-Gav

[RetiredAt21]

I said puff, puff PASS BITCH

Sorry, bro.

*passes*

[pixiesfanyo]

Simple étoile!
Une simple étoile!

[srt-4]

such an awesome band, and one of my favorite songs by them. that riff at like 30 seconds into it is so cool.

[pixiesfanyo]

Are they still releasing that post-mortem 12"?

[srt-4]

i thought it was a 7", and as far as i know yes. it wasn't supposed to be out for probably a couple months still. i haven't seen that they changed their mind about it.

[pixiesfanyo]

7" 12" 3"

it's all the same too me.

[srt-4]

well, if the number of songs on it is relative to its size, then its not the same to me. i want as many songs as possible if this is all we're gonna get. i'm still bummed.

[whiteminority]

I'm guessing it's just the first thing you ever learn about in chemistry.

Words I can recall are like: Ions, Antions (i think) Valence electrons.

I think we're just learngin about realllly basic stuff before we get into other stuff.
Are you talking about bond theory and molecular geometry?

[The Great Decay]

I'm guessing it's just the first thing you ever learn about in chemistry.

Words I can recall are like: Ions, Antions (i think) Valence electrons.

I think we're just learngin about realllly basic stuff before we get into other stuff.

That stuff is a joke, you learn it in like grade 9.

[Matt?]

god dammit i jusy lost forty five points on that lab because of "formatting errors", meaning, i didn't set it up correctly

:( :( :( :(

[The Great Decay]

I lost 0.5 of a mark (out of ten) because the small amount of writing I did for a lab "could have been neater".

[Matt?]

i did extra work ie: hypothesis, observations, etc... and she was like "these weren't required -5,-5,-5"

gar

[The Great Decay]

That's weak.

[Brain Toad]

Sup Emoz

I've been listening to emo all week on my way to school and on my way home. I made a pretty huge MP3 CD with about 15 albums. Nero automatically sorted them by year (since thats how the folders were labeled). So it's been like a little progression of Emo.

The female vocals in As the Roots Undo sound very much like female vocals in anarcho music.

[cbmartinez]

I'm jamming to Catch For Us The Foxes right now.

[Matt?]

ordered metal cds today

got olive tree/ toru okada today

[cobert]

My friend dropped his shitty votech scool thing in the morning and now hes going to be in my physics class. Its gonna be raddd.

[The Great Decay]

Physics is tight.

[cobert]

screamo is tight

[Special Brew]

Your mom is tight.


... I couldn't resist. :(

[k1ckthecat]

ill follow that up with a lamer joke

your emo pants are tight

[Concubine]

lol at the 3 posts above

Btw, here's Nervous Light Of Sunday - Jakushinkoukei. Someone requested it a few pages back, can't remember who. So yeah, there ya go.
http://download.yousendit.com/68673CA522AD05CB

[bottlerocket]

ill follow that up with a lamer joke

your emo pants are tight

lol!!!

Sup skramz?

Nick: Sweet, man. I wish you didn't stop being a mod. Punk forum sucks to check in on.

-Gav

[DFelon204409]

lol at the 3 posts above

Btw, here's Nervous Light Of Sunday - Jakushinkoukei. Someone requested it a few pages back, can't remember who. So yeah, there ya go.
http://download.yousendit.com/68673CA522AD05CB


Ahhhhhh I've been asking fo rliek t4564554 yhears.

[Special Brew]

lol at the 3 posts above

Btw, here's Nervous Light Of Sunday - Jakushinkoukei. Someone requested it a few pages back, can't remember who. So yeah, there ya go.
http://download.yousendit.com/68673CA522AD05CB

That was me. Thanks. :thumb:

[Brain Toad]

lol!!!

Sup skramz?

Nick: Sweet, man. I wish you didn't stop being a mod. Punk forum sucks to check in on.

-Gav

I know, it's absolute **** in there now, but I'm been really glad not coming here, I don't even have it bookmarked anymore on my regular computer.

I'm on my laptop now waiting for class to start and listening to Amanda Woodward

[RetiredAt21]

The punk forum has been pretty stale for awhile now.

[Concubine]

Ahhhhhh I've been asking fo rliek t4564554 yhears.

i didnt know that. I only post here occasionally, sorry. Buy now you have it:p

To oh, the horror : no problem

[whiteminority]

The punk forum has been pretty stale for awhile now.
We should grind it up a bit.

[bottlerocket]

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Can anyone here do inhales?

I can.

Discuss inhales.

-Gav

[Matt?]

i can inhale.

i also can exhale.

my amp is broken :( i want to play loud so bad

[bottlerocket]

My exhale > my inhale

How did you break your amp?

At least you can play.

-Gav

[Matt?]

i dont know

i guess the circuit board got ripped apart. lame.

at least you have a mad brootal scream. my singing is akward and wierd

[bottlerocket]

I can't really sing...I sound sort of like Jesse from Brand New; really smarmy.

Think "The Shower Scene" as my vocal range...and you got it.

-Gav

[Matt?]

i don't even have a range.

i have falsetto and medium monotone

[bottlerocket]

I got falsetto.

I scream with it.

-Gav

[Matt?]

i can only sing over a loud band


this is the 100% truth

[bottlerocket]

Me too, man...me too.

I love Brand New.

-Gav

[whiteminority]

Has the new Brand New leaked yet?

[bottlerocket]

Not that I know of, no.

-Gav

[whiteminority]

Damn, I am looking forward to that ****.

[bottlerocket]

Jesse thinks it sucks and hates it.

-Gav

[whiteminority]

Are you ****ing serious?
If he doesn't like it, why is he releasing it?

[bottlerocket]

I dunno...

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=493292

That may help but I forget most of it so I dunno.

-Gav

[cobert]

My screams dont even sound screamy, either it sounds like really rough singing or weird howling noises.

[srt-4]

i thought deja entendu was really good, but i am not a fan. the few things i've read/heard from them has led me to not like them at all.

[RetiredAt21]

Brand New? *barf*

[bottlerocket]

I love Brand New.

You know who else I love? Mineral.

-Gav

[RetiredAt21]

Mineral is good.

[Luxor]

If you like Mineral, listen to The Gloria Record if you haven't already.

[pixiesfanyo]

Brand New reminds me of a bad Cursive alot.

[lamb_of_goddrummer]

Are you guys happy with yourselves?

dear diary mood:apathetic
stabby rip stab stab
im almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
emo is one level below transfestite

[Luxor]

transfestite
LOLOLOLOL

[pixiesfanyo]

Are you guys happy with yourselves?

dear diary mood:apathetic
stabby rip stab stab
im almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
emo is one level below transfestite

Hey, Strapping Young Lad is seriously the gayest band to ever exist.

Like, Rolling Stone did a list and they were # 1.

[bottlerocket]

If you like Mineral, listen to The Gloria Record if you haven't already.

Yeah, I love The Gloria Record. Can you YSI me some stuff by them, though? It's all on my old computer.

Can anyone YSI me some?

Are you guys happy with yourselves?

dear diary mood:apathetic
stabby rip stab stab
im almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
emo is one level below transfestite

lol gtfo ur gunna make me cut myself bcuz i h8 myslef brb i gotta put on my gurl pants lol </3

-Gav

[RetiredAt21]

Are you guys happy with yourselves?

dear diary mood:apathetic
stabby rip stab stab
im almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
emo is one level below transfestite

Lamb Of God f'ucking sucks.

[bottlerocket]

Lam of God is trve kvlt metal.

-Gav

[RetiredAt21]

They wish. Lamb Of God are nothing more than lame redneck metal.

[pixiesfanyo]

But they grrrrruwl.

[Nostalgia]

Yeah, that guy really needs a ban. He acts like this in R&M too.

[RetiredAt21]

But they grrrrruwl.

lololololololololol

[pixiesfanyo]

Yeah, that guy really needs a ban. He acts like this in R&M too.

You need a ban for liking Agalloch.

[RetiredAt21]

Whoa whoa whoa, take it easy man!

[Nostalgia]

No, I don't think so. Since this is a band that I enjoy for some reason, I should be allowed to listen to them whether they're what you or other people like or not. I will not criticize the music you listen to because it's now my style of music, therefor I'll just respect what you listen to.

[pixiesfanyo]

No, I don't think so. Since this is a band that I enjoy for some reason, I should be allowed to listen to them whether they're what you or other people like or not. I will not criticize the music you listen to because it's now my style of music, therefor I'll just respect what you listen to.

You need a ban for liking Agalloch.

uh.

[Nostalgia]

Well, that's fine, because I cannot convice you to accept that I like Agalloch. :)

[pixiesfanyo]

Well, that's fine, because I cannot convice you to accept that I like Agalloch. :)

You need a ban for liking Agalloch.

uh.

[Concubine]

Agalloch is cool, why dont u like them pixies?

[pixiesfanyo]

Because they ****ing blow.

If I wanted to listen to Ulver, I'd listen to Ulver.

And if I wanted to listen to Explosions in the Sky, I'd listen to EiTS.

Agalloch is just a ****ty mishmash of both and it sucks more than I can fanthom.

[bottlerocket]

If he trolls again I'll ban him.

-Gav

[whiteminority]

Because they ****ing blow.

If I wanted to listen to Ulver, I'd listen to Ulver.

And if I wanted to listen to Explosions in the Sky, I'd listen to EiTS.

Agalloch is just a ****ty mishmash of both and it sucks more than I can fanthom.
If I wanted to talk to someone bitch and act elite about ****ing music I would talk to someone with a small penis/you.

[cobert]

Whoah, once we get into talk of peni you know its gone too far.

[Sep]

Cobert is pretty awesome.

[cobert]

Why thank you, I reciprocate those feelings unto you.

:)

[srt-4]

my boss at work thinks lamb of god is pretty much the best band to ever exist. i said they were generic, and he got pissed. so i told him he should be pissed at them for being generic, not me for pointing it out.

on a related note, i hate my ****ing job.

[Jessizzle]

my boss at work thinks lamb of god is pretty much the best band to ever exist. i said they were generic, and he got pissed. so i told him he should be pissed at them for being generic, not me for pointing it out.

on a related note, i hate my ****ing job.

i blaze with my supervisor.
its sweet.
and like 3/4 of the people i work with is brown.
that is also sweet.

[pixiesfanyo]

Why thank you, I reciprocate those feelings unto you.

:)


I'll let you take Retired's GF in the *** at the Converge show.

[whiteminority]

i blaze with my supervisor.
its sweet.
and like 3/4 of the people i work with is brown.
that is also sweet.
Why because you do jack ****, but get paid more?

[cobert]

I'll let you take Retired's GF in the *** at the Converge show.

I dont know if I would want sloppy seconds after cracky.

BENNIFER: Not necessary.

[whiteminority]

Oh Cob, I think it is.

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

Ben is amazing

[cobert]

Oh no B-b-b-benny, you did not need examples after stating such a solid point as No such thing as too far when it comes to words.




Im gonna see jackass 2 tonight.

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

Why because you do jack ****, but get paid more?
She probrally sleeps with all of them and gives her boss blowjobs under the desk.

[whiteminority]

Ben is amazing
Anti-Mtv Emo Crew keeping it real to this day.

Oh no B-b-b-benny, you did not need examples after stating such a solid point as
No such thing as too far when it comes to words.

Oh yes I did.

[RetiredAt21]

Everyone here hates eachother. WHY!?

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

Everyone here hates eachother. WHY!?
Cause we ain't the french.

[whiteminority]

Justin, not true. I like most of the people in here, that doesn't mean I can't disagree with them. I also happen to love to say things that people may find offensive.

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

Justin, not true. I like most of the people in here, that doesn't mean I can't disagree with them. I also happen to love to say things that people may find offensive.
common interest. bff!!

[RetiredAt21]

Cause we ain't the french.

Yes we are.

[Eliminator]

i'm the belgium

[RetiredAt21]

You're from Ohio, the most un-french place on earth.

[Eliminator]

yeah

we have all the fat germans and poles and dweeby irishmen

[RetiredAt21]

Hahahaha. Dweeby Irishmen has to be hilarious. Are these Irishmen drunk, in addition to being dweeby?

EDIT: Like I had to ask...

[Eliminator]

let me jump in my time machine to the late 19th/early 20th century

k yeah they were

liked to box too

[whiteminority]

Man I wish I had an Irish level of drunkeness going on right now.

[RetiredAt21]

I was supposed to go to a party tonight, but the kid who was supposed to get the booze douched on us. LAAAAAAAME.

[whiteminority]

Very lame. What's even more lame is that you still have to rely on a buyer, you havn't managed to get a fake ID yet?

Nice, Justin 11000 posts.

[RetiredAt21]

My friend has a fake ID, and it looks SO real, you seriously can't tell the difference. But, he paid many a pretty penny for it. He won't even tell me how much it actually cost him.

[whiteminority]

Get one.

[RetiredAt21]

I don't have mad money to drop on a fake ID. I don't even drink that much anyways, I smoke way more weed.

[whiteminority]

Yeah, well I know that I can always ask my buddy Voto to go get some before 8.

[RetiredAt21]

Werd. I have a friend that buys me beer, too. But again, I really don't drink that much. I would rather smoke a joint.

[whiteminority]

A joint and two shots and I'm good for the night.

[RetiredAt21]

I'm the joint rolling masta! I can roll a mean blunt, too.

[whiteminority]

My hands are too goofy to roll. :(

[RetiredAt21]

I have small, yet nimble hands.

[whiteminority]

Mine are huge, which is good for knocking someone in the face and grabbing handfuls of stuff but not much else.

[RetiredAt21]

I'm sure the ladies love those big ol' hands of yours. ;)

[whiteminority]

Hahahaha, last time I fingered a chick, I talked to her the next day and she was like "Damn, it hurts to walk." Maybe I shouldn't of went two fingers on a virgin...

[RetiredAt21]

You should've given her some brutal necro sex!

[whiteminority]

Nah, I don't do premarital sex.

[RetiredAt21]

I don't know if I could go without sex nowadays. I need to meet my monthly poonanner quota!

[whiteminority]

Hahahahaha, do you stick it in their *** for variety?

[RetiredAt21]

That's a must!

[whiteminority]

Hahahaha, you slaking that hunger for yellow fever these days?

[RetiredAt21]

I'll take anything but a white chick. BO-RING.

[whiteminority]

**** any sista's lately?

[RetiredAt21]

Nah man, I could only wish. All the sista's 'round here aren't into white boys. :(

[whiteminority]

Lame man, all the black girls around here are in East Knoxville and I refuse to drive fifty minutes to get head.

[RetiredAt21]

Hahahaha, black chicks don't like giving head anyways, so that'd be a worthless trip.

[whiteminority]

Says who? You just gotta return the favor hombre.

[RetiredAt21]

It's an almost undisputable fact that sistas do not enjoy giving head. Now, if you wanna talk good head, I say, get an asian chick.

[RetiredAt21]

That's why asian chicks are my personal favorite.

[whiteminority]

I've always had a thing for south of the border flavor, probaly caused by the fact my first girlfriend was Mexican.

[RetiredAt21]

Yeah, I feel ya on that one. One of my ex g/f's was Jordanian and Puerto Rican. She had the most amazing a'ss I have ever laid my eyes on.

[srt-4]

you talking about like mexican-american or like straight up can't speak english just swam across the rio grande mexicans?

[RetiredAt21]

you talking about like mexican-american or like straight up can't speak english just swam across the rio grande mexicans?

Either one is cool with me.

[whiteminority]

Either one is cool with me.
123

[srt-4]

well, out of the ones i've known of the latter, 95% have been completely busted, only 1 that i've known was hot. now mexican-americans are a different story.

[srt-4]

maybe its cause the really hot ones don't need to jump the border, they just find a rich guy in mexico and are set.

[whiteminority]

I don't care bitches be fine.

[RetiredAt21]

I've seen many hot fresh-from-Mexico chicks in the city.

[srt-4]

not the ones i've known

[RetiredAt21]

I want to bang Salma Hayek.

[whiteminority]

^ **** yeah, dude she is so ****ing hot.

[srt-4]

i think all straight men do. but shes like half mexican.

i think i'm still going to go with the not exporting the hotties theory. its too bad too, a girl that couldn't speak english would great.

[whiteminority]

Indeed, teach her how to speak english through sex. "This is the penis" "pay nes?" "No, now you have to suck the penis."

[RetiredAt21]

My g/f speaks Vietnamese sometimes. I don't know whether to be turned on or what. It sounds like such a goofy a'ss language.

[whiteminority]

Hahahahaha.

Dude Justin do you realize that we have made over 50 posts each since we started talking tonight?

[srt-4]

ya, its like the universal language. then have her make you a sandwich when she's done.

[RetiredAt21]

Good Lord! Where does the time go?

[whiteminority]

ya, its like the universal language. then have her make you a sandwich when she's done.
As much as I love sandwhichs I would have to go with her making me a burrito.

[srt-4]

speaking of hotties, did anybody see that stupid looking black dahlia film? scarlett johanson was supposed to have a sex scene in it.

[whiteminority]

Good Lord! Where does the time go?
Time flys when you talk about crack.

[srt-4]

As much as I love sandwhichs I would have to go with her making me a burrito.
damn, thats good thinking. i wasn't thinking cross-culturally.

[whiteminority]

speaking of hotties, did anybody see that stupid looking black dahlia film? scarlett johanson was supposed to have a sex scene in it.
Nah, but she is ****ing hot as hell.

[RetiredAt21]

speaking of hotties, did anybody see that stupid looking black dahlia film? scarlett johanson was supposed to have a sex scene in it.

That is one hot white chick. Her and Christina Aguilera! YEEEEEAH.

[RetiredAt21]

As much as I love sandwhichs I would have to go with her making me a burrito.

:lol:

[srt-4]

ya, i wonder how much they show. we were talking about this at work, and somebody said she wanted to be nude for a scene in that movie the island, but the director said no. haha, what a fag.

[srt-4]

you guys are posting too fast. haha. mine all seem out of place.

[whiteminority]

**** that director, I was so anticipating seeing her naked at some point in that movie.

[RetiredAt21]

ya, i wonder how much they show. we were talking about this at work, and somebody said she wanted to be nude for a scene in that movie the island, but the director said no. haha, what a fag.

WTF?! He seriously has to be gay. Or he only likes fat ugly chicks.

[whiteminority]

Justin, imagine if you did knock a bitch up.

[RetiredAt21]

Justin, imagine if you did knock a bitch up.

See ya!

*waves*

[whiteminority]

Dude, I can't fathom the idea of you procreating.

[srt-4]

crack tears families apart.

[whiteminority]

And apparently in Justin's case, legs open.

[RetiredAt21]

Dude, I can't fathom the idea of you procreating.

Me neither. I couldn't handle having kids, at least not at this point in my life.

[RetiredAt21]

And apparently in Justin's case, legs open.

Yeah, Ben. You know how I do.

[srt-4]

And apparently in Justin's case, legs open.
hahahahhaaha

[whiteminority]

Yeah, Ben. You know how I do.
I know man, I know. I need to come up with an excuse to go to Lancaster so we can chill.

[RetiredAt21]

We should go on a scene kid killing rampage in the name of Odin! RAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[srt-4]

where the hell is lancaster

[whiteminority]

Eastern Pennsylvania.



Justin: totally, and then we can smoke mad herb that is hella good.

[RetiredAt21]

It's in PA.

EDIT: Ben beat me to it.

EDIT2: Hell yeah, Ben. There is some new nugget 'round here and it is BANGIN'.

[whiteminority]

Word. My bro Kellen had some decent **** the other day for only $35 an 1/8.

[srt-4]

i wish i lived in the northeast. florida is too far away from everything. at least i live in a decent sized city.

[whiteminority]

I don't know much about Tampa except you guys have Busch Gardens which RULES.

[srt-4]

ya, busch gardens is ok, i haven't been in like 5 years though. its not the city itself that i don't like, its being way the **** down here. most of the stuff happens in the northeast. or california, but theres no way i'm going to that ****ing hippy land.

[whiteminority]

I understand you srt. Well guys I gotta go to bed, because I am about pass out. Night.

[srt-4]

night

[Arrakakaka]

I think I might review Portraits Of Past.

[pixiesfanyo]

more like Portraits of an ***

[RetiredAt21]

Word. My bro Kellen had some decent **** the other day for only $35 an 1/8.

Sweet.

[pixiesfanyo]

Just so you know Retired I have a reason to hate everyone in this forum.

[whiteminority]

No you don't.