Emo Community Thread

[Matt?]

damn nabbit, my choice only looks good in big size

back to google image search. until gav gets back... hehe

/crosses fingers

edit: actually i am having a lot of trouble with this search

[AIRIC]

lol.

[Matt?]

damn this is gay.

[Tjebby]

What are you looking for?

[Matt?]

an avatar.

man i hope a mod will size this thing up a little bit.

[Tjebby]

I knew that, i meant like, what for it? But i see its two bulldyke looking girls.

[Matt?]

oh i dunno.

i had this sweet pic of the love will tear us apart single
but it looked only good really big, and this pic is cooler than that one anyways, hopefully gav will help me out a lil bit because it's hard to tell what it's of right now

[Wow]

MATT, YOUR AVATAR IS SO ****ING GAY

[Matt?]

stfu d00de it owns

[deadohiosky9]

Matt, I must say that I'm very disappointed in your new avatar. /cries

[Matt?]

fine. i really liked this one tho :(

:upset:

[deadohiosky9]

Must better.

[Matt?]

it must be bigger a little bit

it's like impossible to tell what it is at that size

[deadohiosky9]

But its pleasing to my eyes.

[bottlerocket]

Matt, give me a dollar and I'll let you have a slightly bigger one...maybe.

I'll still take the dollar, though.

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

Gav, you're such a shrewd businessman.

[bottlerocket]

Truth. I'm also sick of the hardcore idiots...man, those guys are such immature brats.

I let Niko have his account back and he thinks he can walk all over me, telling me to reopen threads I've closed and stuff. :lol: What a moron. They all are, except for Shane and a few others.

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

I f'ucking hate them all except for Josh (a fan of the game) he is friendly and waved at me. I think he might be emo.

[Excursions]

Gavin, i'm sorry you feel that way. I was just pointing out a fact and thought maybe you would just accept that what you said contradictory. No big deal.

[bottlerocket]

rofl you're such a nerd. You know what I meant, man...

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

Hey guys, lets all be friends.

[Excursions]

I'm a mentally deficient person and also a nerd. Wow you're contradicing yourself all day here Gavin. My mother doesn't contradict herself this much.

[bottlerocket]

Haha, Excurions, chill. Do you honestly think I'm gonna get pissed off over a few juvenile morons on an online forum? :lol:

I deal with way smarter "1337 haxx0rs" in other forums. They're total nitwits, yourself included. ;)

-Gav

[Excursions]

I would sure hope not. Hey buddy, I know what you meant, i'm just playin'.

Pop Punk Forum for the win.

[bottlerocket]

Note the ;) for the sarcasm. I don't dislike you, man. :thumb: <-- Just to be on the safe side... >.>

I should start posting in PP more. I've been slacking lately.

-Gav

[Brain Toad]

I, on the other hand, do dislike you Adam.

[bottlerocket]

NICK YOU'RE SO AMAZING.

-Gav

[cobert]

On the prior comments to Hannah Montana: She will indeed be hawt when she blossoms into a fine young woman.

I dont really mind the hxc kids. Its just that they always pick on the same people and try to start trouble, even though its usually hilarious.

[deadohiosky9]

It's part of their hXc philosophy to start trouble, you know "tear s'hit up".

[cobert]

Yeah, tear **** up wither their fruit bats.

[deadohiosky9]

rofl, guys my band is practicing for the first time with two new members today. I hope this s'hit works out.

[cobert]

rofl good luck. Its always hard to get new members. I suggest only teaching them some of the old song you guys had (if any) which is hard enough, then moving on to making new stuff.

[deadohiosky9]

Me and the new bassist have become pretty good friends, he's awesome. Our new drummer is a kid I used to go to school with so we go way back, I think it'll turn out alright.

We won't be learning any old songs because we're going in a totally different direction. We're just going to be instrumental/experimental rather than a skram band.

[cobert]

Thats even better. Its really hard how to teach someone something theyve never heard before. Making new music is the way to go.

[deadohiosky9]

Damn straight.

[Storm In A Teacup]

Hello, everyone. I'm here to ask if someone could send me two or three real emo songs by a couple different bands so I could check them out. My computer sucks and I can't use purevolume, or myspace to listen to bands so I was hoping I could be sent a few songs through MSN, or E-Mail. DFelon was going to send me some along with a Hopesfall EP, but my AIM shutdown on me and can't get it back up. Here's my MSN and E-Mail if anyone wants to send me a couple songs. Thanks.

ian-kripes@hotmail.com

raguse-golf@prodigy.net

[Special Brew]

myspace.com/chaosisorchid
myspace.com/funeraldiner
myspace.com/saetia

[Storm In A Teacup]

myspace.com/chaosisorchid
myspace.com/funeraldiner
myspace.com/saetia

My computer sucks and I can't use purevolume, or myspace to listen to bands

So, yeah.

[Special Brew]

yeah, i just read like the first sentence, haha.

[Matt?]

k gav

$1 in mxbux

[bottlerocket]

Haha, dude, honestly, send me a dollar in the mail and I'll totally resize your avatar.

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

God damn! Practice went really well. I'm so excited about our new stuff, I can't wait to get recordings up.

Matt, send Gav the dollar. He doesn't have a lot of money, his parents work at Taco Bell.

[Wow]

So, yeah.


Message me. youreokayiwillbei@hotmail.com

[Matt?]

the jew in me is refusing to give up a dollar

i need to find a drummer and bass player in my area that likes hardcore

[deadohiosky9]

ROFL YOU'RE A JEW

WHAT THE F'UCK

Dude, if you can't find a drummer or bass player that likes hardcore then just find someone that is versatile and willing to experiment.

[Matt?]

half and half

i know some kids that like like... fear before the march of flamers but they're gonna graduate in like two days/ one of the graduated like three years ago wtf...

lamos

the problem wiht my town is everyone who plays instruments is in a band with each other, and everyone sucks robert plant's dick all day, gaay.

it's difficult and gayly hard to find people

[RetiredAt21]

Everyone around here wants to start a gay metalcore band or a joke grind band. F'uck that.

[Wow]

If they want a joke grind band, send them icecreamxcore and be like "You will never be 1/8th of what they are, so just give up."

[deadohiosky9]

There's no difference between joke grind bands and real grind bands.

[Matt?]

today i almost stabbed someone for real.

[deadohiosky9]

You're a sociopath.

[Matt?]

yeah

[deadohiosky9]

Yeah so am I.

[Matt?]

i decided instead to go home and listen to angel hair and sulk.

[Jawaharal]

I cut a kids wrists once on accident. I'm so f'uckin hxc.

[Matt?]

wtf happened to gravity records

:(

[Jawaharal]

whadda mean?

[deadohiosky9]

I never really could get into those gravity records bands except for like Heroin.

[Matt?]

it used to rule

now it just dissapoints

clikitat, angel hair, heroin, the monorchid, evergreen, universal order of armaggedon

now they have s'hit

[AIRIC]

gravity isn't even real.

[Matt?]

ha.

[deadohiosky9]

Gravity is only a theory, but not everything that cannot be proved empirically is false.

[AIRIC]

I just made a Family Guy joke didn't I

:(

[deadohiosky9]

Hahah nah, I rofled.

[Matt?]

i just found out, everythign sounds worse on an acoustic

[Wow]

Gashaetia is proof of that.

[Matt?]

fff**** i lost my allen wrench...

now i'll never replace that a string :(

[cobert]

I need to find a guitarist in my area that listens to emo/hardcore (or even shitty scene bands or popcore) so he can write his own guitar parts and make them sound sexy, but i ahve the same problem as matt, and eveyrone here either like rap, Disturbed, or strictly classic rock. The funny thing is, i'm almost in a band alread. Basically, I play guitar and sing in it, and my 2 other friends fill the other slots, but we refuse to take ourselves seriously, event hoguh we allready have 2 song which are both awesome. I dont know why we dont give ourselves a name and actually go somewhere with it.

[Matt?]

i want to get members to play in an emo band with me or like emo/ melodic hardcore even

but everyone with an instrument seriously is sucking led zeppellins dicks all night long.

f'ucking annoying.

[cobert]

I think what we're both trying to say is that nobody listens to cool music.

Even the people in my "band" dont listen to any type of hardcore. Its just that they all think its fun to scream, so i guess it worked out good in the end.

[Matt?]

i just learned the intro riff to a good man is hard to find

/happy

i can't wait till college because hopefully people there will be cooler then here/ i will be able to go a further distance for band practices

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

I don't see whats so good abour Led Zepellin...

[cbmartinez]

Uh, they are one of the most influential and talented rock bands of all time.

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

I know that John Bonham(?) and Jimmy Paige are good at they're instruments but I find them really boring. I can understand why someone might like them and be influenced by them, but I just think they get a lot more props than they deserve. Like how everyone is all "oh my godzzzz" about Stairway To Heaven.

[cbmartinez]

*slaps forehead*

[cobert]

They deserve a lot of props for forming a lot of music as we know it.

I dont like them, but I respect them.

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

The only LZ song I actually like is Whole Lotta Love.

[Matt?]

they are good at that kinda stuff, but i don't wanna start a classic rock band.

bassically was the point of what i said.

and has anyone else noticed that the new hot cross shirts are mega lame?

[Knuckleheadz]

I don't see whats so good abour Led Zepellin...
OH
MY
GOD

[DFelon204409]

So far Lolita is a mad good book.

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

they are good at that kinda stuff, but i don't wanna start a classic rock band.

bassically was the point of what i said.

and has anyone else noticed that the new hot cross shirts are mega lame?
I havn't seen them. Links please.

[Matt?]

uh

www.myspace.com/hotcross

[cobert]

Meh, they're not too bad.

[deadohiosky9]

I like em.

[Matt?]

they yellow one is so fugly

it makes me cry

[Luxor]

I like the new ones :(

[Matt?]

the red one is acceptable.

but who wears red shirts anyways...

besides waldo

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

I like them too. I agree the red one is neat but I can't wear it and I don't see others wearing it either. Eh besides I don't wear band shirts that much. I stick to collord shirts.

[Luxor]

who would have thought that a dopey mother ****er like that wearing a red and white striped shirt would be so damn hard to find in a crowd

[Matt?]

i'm not a good judge of clothing though, because my everyday wardrobe consists of athletic gym shorts, and either one of a billion various 5k shirts that i have stolen because i live next to the place that throws the events, or shirts that have random advertisments or advertisment slogans on them.

i have this hilariously sweet shirt that's like olive green and it has this random pocket on the right side with like a crest on it, and then above it it says new hampshire in a slant font fading from purple to pink.

best shirt ever


i have the sweetest style ever haha


my sister circled him in every picture, that bitch.

[cobert]

My personal favorite shirt is for my schools hockey team, which hasnt existed in about 7 years. Most people never knew we had one, since they didnt actually play at our school, they played at a public rink.

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

My favorite shirt is my orange and white striped collord shirt.

[DFelon204409]

Is anybody watching the basketball game? The Heat are gonna hack up the Mavs some more but I hope they win.

[Jawaharal]

Heat sucks. GO MAVS.

[Brain Toad]

I have never watched a basketball game in my life.

[bottlerocket]

I saw a dude get paralyzed for life today...

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

Poor dude....

[Brain Toad]

You have better of caused it.

[bottlerocket]

At a show someone punched this guy in the face, totally an accident...you could tell. He turned around to be like, "Whoa, sorry man" and the guy grabbed him by the face and threw him into the drum kit of the band playing. The dude literally bent in half over the bass drum and his back snapped right in half. Poor guy was rushed to the hospital. Word on the street is he's paralyzed now.

-Gav

[Tjebby]

I hate people like that and their "tough guy" bull**** attitude.

[deadohiosky9]

Yeah, seriously. I made that my band's myspace headline earlier today. "F'uck yr tough guy bulls'hit."

[bottlerocket]

Welcome to Boston hardcore.

x781x and x617x

-Gav

[Knuckleheadz]

At a show someone punched this guy in the face, totally an accident...you could tell. He turned around to be like, "Whoa, sorry man" and the guy grabbed him by the face and threw him into the drum kit of the band playing. The dude literally bent in half over the bass drum and his back snapped right in half. Poor guy was rushed to the hospital. Word on the street is he's paralyzed now.

-Gav
God damn, that's a ****ing bummer. I hope the dude who tossed him gets ****ed up bad.

Oh, and Neeshee. You're not Kerouac, stop saying "yr".

[deadohiosky9]

I only say yr when mocking something, because it's f'ucking gay.

Niko you're not emo, get the f'uck out of this thread.

[bottlerocket]

God damn, that's a ****ing bummer. I hope the dude who tossed him gets ****ed up bad.

Oh, and Neeshee. You're not Kerouac, stop saying "yr".

He will. He'll get jumped and there'll be a huge beef at every show now...sucks.

Kerouac is the man. I love his ****. On the Road is one of my favorite books. I like Borroughs, too. Naked Lunch is genius...messed up...but genius.

-Gav

[bottlerocket]

Neeshacker: ROFL
Neeshacker: NIKO ISN'T SMART ENOUGH TO READ
Neeshacker: WTF
Neeshacker: he can't read anything unless it has X's in front of and at the end of it

ROFL

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

GavSavesTheDay: im all over beatnik literature like that bitch was all over that chicken sandwich from mcdonald's i bought her after she was all over my dick in the bathroom

ROFL

[bottlerocket]

ROFL NEESHEE WE'RE AMAZING!

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

ROFL I KNOW, WE OWN

[bottlerocket]

ROFL YES WE DO AND OUR PARENTS ARE DENTISTS WELL MY DAD IS ANYWAY SO WE'RE RELATED BY THAT

MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS MAY THE FLOSS BE WITH YOU TO HIS PATIENTS

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

ROFL MY DAD IS JUST LIKE "YOU NEED TO FLOSS, OK?" HE LIKE TALKS TO HIS PATIENTS LIKE THEY ARE MENTALLY RETARDED BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE BLACK, NOW NIKO IS GONNA POST AND BE LIKE "xTHAT WASN'T FUNNY STOP TRYING TO BE EDGEYx"

[Knuckleheadz]

It wasn't funny because I'm not straight edge, nor do I generally like xpositivex hardcore bands.

[deadohiosky9]

Yeah, but it was hilarious and you're still f'ucking gay and put on an angsty tough guy attitude.

[faith and fiction]

Niko will track you guys down and throw you into a meat processor.

I'm not joking.

[bottlerocket]

ROFL MY DAD IS JUST LIKE "YOU NEED TO FLOSS, OK?" HE LIKE TALKS TO HIS PATIENTS LIKE THEY ARE MENTALLY RETARDED BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE BLACK, NOW NIKO IS GONNA POST AND BE LIKE "xTHAT WASN'T FUNNY STOP TRYING TO BE EDGEYx"

ROFL NEESHEE THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!

I'm listening to Jane Doe...haven't done this in a while.

-Gav

[DFelon204409]

Niko I think that's the first serious post of yours I've ever read. You were actually like defensive and making a point. Haha

[deadohiosky9]

Niko will track you guys down and throw you into a meat processor.

I'm not joking.

Ash could just sit on Niko and he would die. Niko is no threat to us.

[Knuckleheadz]

Niko I think that's the first serious post of yours I've ever read. You were actually like defensive and making a point. Haha
It's like applying lube before sticking the dick in the ***. Yadidimean?

Neeshee, when you beat me in a fight then you can decide rather or not I'm tough. Until then, your name is still ****ing NEESHEE.

[bottlerocket]

Niko will track you guys down and throw you into a meat processor.

I'm not joking.

Hahaha, I'm only laughing.

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

It's like applying lube before sticking the dick in the ***. Yadidimean?

Neeshee, when you beat me in a fight then you can decide rather or not I'm tough. Until then, your name is still ****ing NEESHEE.

Again, the tough guy violence and attitude. I could own you in a fight, but I would never fight you because that's just gay a'ss hell. I would never reduce to myself to your low level of being. And my name owns, ask anyone.

[bottlerocket]

Oh my God, guys, shut up.

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

He's so gay. Anyways, I hope Burned Out Bright go on a tour or something, cause I wanna see em.

[bottlerocket]

I sent them a message, telling them to come to Boston. They didn't read it yet.

-Gav

[Knuckleheadz]

Again, the tough guy violence and attitude. I could own you in a fight, but I would never fight you because that's just gay a'ss hell. I would never reduce to myself to your low level of being. And my name owns, ask anyone.
I didn't threaten you or challenge you, but I'm saying you don't know ****, you've never even ****ing seen me and you can't declare my level of fakery based on a ****ing forum that I've never made a serious post on. Saying you could crush me and then saying you'd never do it is a pretty pointless statement, by the way.

And saying your fat *** friend could sit on me is not a good thing.

[deadohiosky9]

They have 0 friends, so I don't think they've logged in/updated their myspace yet.

[deadohiosky9]

I didn't threaten you or challenge you, but I'm saying you don't know ****, you've never even ****ing seen me and you can't declare my level of fakery based on a ****ing forum that I've never made a serious post on. Saying you could crush me and then saying you'd never do it is a pretty pointless statement, by the way.

And saying your fat *** friend could sit on me is not a good thing.

ROFL HE'S SO FAT THOUGH

[bottlerocket]

Niko, chill. It's an online forum...and it's Neeshee...and he's brown.

And yeah, Ash is pretty fat.

-Gav

[bottlerocket]

They have 0 friends, so I don't think they've logged in/updated their myspace yet.

My friend request is pending.

I'M SO SCENE.

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

Dude you are so scene.

[Knuckleheadz]

ROFL HE'S SO FAT THOUGH
You're the one who said he's crush me by sitting on me you ****ing internet personality. The fact that you think your snobby sarcastic rhetoric is funny or clever is ****ing pathetic. You're a bitch with a stupid name and you wouldn't say a ****ing word to my face, so shut the **** up.

[bottlerocket]

Dude I bought a gallon of grease today to help me slip into my girl pants. I grease my hips and legs up then I wrestle with them to get them in.

-Gav

[bottlerocket]

You're the one who said he's crush me by sitting on me you ****ing internet personality. The fact that you think your snobby sarcastic rhetoric is funny or clever is ****ing pathetic. You're a bitch with a stupid name and you wouldn't say a ****ing word to my face, so shut the **** up.

Niko and Neeshee, shut the hell up. No one cares about your totally cool internet egos. You're both immature idiots who post the exact same way about almost everything but Niko doesn't say ROFL like we do.

-Gav

[Wow]

Ash could just sit on Niko and he would die. Niko is no threat to us.


Sometimes it's funny.


Other times it's not.


This is one of those other times.

[deadohiosky9]

You're the one who said he's crush me by sitting on me you ****ing internet personality. The fact that you think your snobby sarcastic rhetoric is funny or clever is ****ing pathetic. You're a bitch with a stupid name and you wouldn't say a ****ing word to my face, so shut the **** up.

The internet is serious business, dayum. But in all seriousness, I am awesome and superior to you in every way possible. My name owns, your name sucks though. I would say any of this to your face, I'm incredibly extroverted and blatant. Your hXc attitude doesn't make me "afraid" so seriously just quit all the angst and stop clouding Mx with all your s'hitty joke posts and threads.

[Knuckleheadz]

Whatever man, if I had glasses and nappy disgusting hair I'd act like a snobby bitch all the time too.

[bottlerocket]

Neeshee's glasses and nappy hair are adorable. I'd hit it.

Niko, I want to see what you look like.

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

I'm hot as hell, I don't know why you're always PMSing. I never even reply to you, you always quote me with some bitchy statement. Anyways, this is retarded.

[Brain Toad]

You're the one who said he's crush me by sitting on me you ****ing internet personality. The fact that you think your snobby sarcastic rhetoric is funny or clever is ****ing pathetic. You're a bitch with a stupid name and you wouldn't say a ****ing word to my face, so shut the **** up.

hmmm

[deadohiosky9]

I'm real.

[Knuckleheadz]

hmmm
Hahaha, I know right.

Gav, I don't claim to be pretty, but at least I don't have gross greasy nappy hair and glasses.

[Wow]

Hahaha, I know right.

Gav, I don't claim to be pretty, but at least I don't have gross greasy nappy hair and glasses.


No, but you have a very rude personality which is 100 times worse than both of those things.

[bottlerocket]

Hahaha, I know right.

Gav, I don't claim to be pretty, but at least I don't have gross greasy nappy hair and glasses.

I've always pictured you as an acne infested kid with greasy hair and a black shirt that says, "I F**K ON THE FIRST DATE" on it, asterisks included.

-Gav

[Brain Toad]

I've always pictured you as an acne infested kid with greasy hair and a black shirt that says, "I F**K ON THE FIRST DATE" on it, asterisks included.

-Gav

*insert scenester remark*

[Knuckleheadz]

Nah, my hair is mad soft and womanly. I don't have acne either.

[Knuckleheadz]

It was a joke. If you don't think it's funny, oh well. We don't think it's funny when you flame Gav but we don't get all e-thugish like you.
That's what the internet is for buckaroo.

[bottlerocket]

Rofl he doesn't flame me. It's like walking near an oven: you feel it on your leg but totally ignore it...

...then I have sex with a hot girl and lol to myself.

-Gav

[bottlerocket]

Nah, my hair is mad soft and womanly. I don't have acne either.

...but the shirt's still there at least, right? The shirt pulls your look together.

-Gav

[Knuckleheadz]

Ok Gav, I understand that I don't phase you. I don't insult you to make you feel bad about yourself.

[deadohiosky9]

Gav lols to himself.

[Knuckleheadz]

...but the shirt's still there at least, right? The shirt pulls your look together.

-Gav
No, but I'd buy it if I found it.

[Wow]

That's what the internet is for buckaroo.


I'm sure when the internet was invented, they thought "god I'm so stoked that little 15 year old kids can finally make fun of eachother and say immature stuff like 'You wouldn't say that to my face!' and make fun of they way they look when they themselves are no prize winner, either!"

[Knuckleheadz]

I'm sure when the internet was invented, they thought "god I'm so stoked that little 15 year old kids can finally make fun of eachother and say immature stuff like 'You wouldn't say that to my face!' and make fun of they way they look when they themselves are no prize winner, either!"
Me too!

[bottlerocket]

Ok Gav, I understand that I don't phase you. I don't insult you to make you feel bad about yourself.

I won't lie: everytime you and Tyler rag on me I think about not posting in this forum anymore. :upset:

-Gav

[Knuckleheadz]

I won't lie: everytime you and Tyler rag on me I think about not posting in this forum anymore. :upset:

-Gav
You should pass your modship down to us. I'd be a pretty good mod.

[Brain Toad]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[bottlerocket]

lol @ Niko...you will NEVER be a mod.

You shouldn't want to, anyway. It's a tough job (seriously, it really is) with no thanks at all. If you stay a local and only mod like 1 or 2 forums it's not that bad but I mod site wide and always clean up spam attacks...man, it really is a crappy gig and we get no thanks for it at all.

By the way, I was totally not serious:

GavSavesTheDay: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?p=12555386&posted=1#post12555386
GavSavesTheDay: i hope he buys it
GavSavesTheDay: and thinks i'm serious
Neeshacker: ROFL HE SHOULD
Neeshacker: ITS IN AN EMO THREAD

-Gav

[Knuckleheadz]

No seriously, you should put in a good word for me.

[Brain Toad]

You may be able to beat the record for shortest modship.

[Knuckleheadz]

By the way, I was totally not serious:



-Gav
Yeah, I got it.


Oh thank god, I almost forgot who you were for a second!

[bottlerocket]

ALLY MCSQUEAL

-Gav

[bottlerocket]

Yeah, I got it.


Oh thank god, I almost forgot who you were for a second!

Good.

Yeah, no problem. I do it to remind myself and others who I am, too.

-Gav

[Brain Toad]

Good.

Yeah, no problem. I do it to remind myself and others who I am, too.

-Gav

I honestly forgot.

[Excursions]

ALLY MCSQUEAL

-Gav

Meg was the best mod ever.

I, on the other hand, do dislike you Adam.

Duh Nick.

[Brain Toad]

You weren't even here when she was a mod, you can stop sucking her dick.

[Excursions]

Yes I was.

Ps, it was a joke.

[Brain Toad]

PS, so are you

[Excursions]

I aim to please.

[bottlerocket]

HAHAHAHAHA NICK! YOU'RE AMAZING. I WANT YOU ALL OVER MY FACE.

-Gav

[whiteminority]

Niko has made this thread ****ing hilairious.

[bottlerocket]

I agree. He makes reading any thread on this forum hilarious.

-Gav

[cobert]

That was the bitchiest bitch fight ive ever seen.

Then somehow in the end, everyone laughed about it, and then everyone started talking about how good the new Hitman game is.

So its really good.

[Matt?]

Nah, my hair is mad soft and womanly. I don't have acne either.
pics.

k sup dudes


i just really enjoyed reading the last few pages.

[whiteminority]

I agree. He makes reading any thread on this forum hilarious.

-Gav
I agree, even if he hates me. Niko stay in here.

[Matt?]

i feel a warmth like the two communites are at a semi understanding

:)

isn't that cute

[whiteminority]

Hahahaha.

Also ROFL at how the hardcore guys think Ash is short for Ashley and that is Ash is a girl.

[deadohiosky9]

I honestly forgot.

I just rofled so hard at this. Brain Toad, that was amazing.

Matt, it's pretty cute.

ROFL BEN THEY THINK HE'S A GIRL

[whiteminority]

Yeah, go to Niko's closed thread about Really Important Questions. It's on like the second or third page.

[deadohiosky9]

Hahaha, the last two pages of that thread are hilarious. I admit Niko can be funny at times.

[Knuckleheadz]

I know that Ashley can be a dude's name as well. Bruce Campbell's name is in the Evil Dead movies was Ashley.

And get off my dick fools.

[whiteminority]

Ash is short for Rashad.

[deadohiosky9]

He's arab.

[whiteminority]

Damn Saudi.

[deadohiosky9]

F'uckin muslims.

[whiteminority]

Hahahaha.

[deadohiosky9]

Why aren't you online?

[cbmartinez]

Gay.

[deadohiosky9]

Sick.

[Matt?]

dude he sould be called rash

like the toad from the game battletoads

[deadohiosky9]

ROFL RASH

[cbmartinez]

Ash rules.

[deadohiosky9]

I agree.

[RetiredAt21]

Battletoads was such a cool game.

[Matt?]

yes, the ultimate team was my favorite, the one that combined it wiht double dragons

on a side note: did anyone here watch the double dragons tv show? i loved that show so much haha


ps.
eat it neesh.

i'm keeping this avatar untill someone agrees to bump my other one up a couple notches.

[deadohiosky9]

rofl fine be that way matt.

[Brain Toad]

Double Dragon on the SMS > all other Double Dragon games

[Wow]

Ash rules.


Truest statement ever made on this forum.

[deadohiosky9]

rofl

[bottlerocket]

And get off my dick fools.

Don't get your hopes up, Sally.

-Gav

[cobert]

ROFL RASH

My one algebra teacher told a story once about some kid everyone called Rash. He had the runs bad and somehow crapped all over himself and the bathroom stall. He said it was the sickest thing to ever happen at my school.

[deadohiosky9]

This kid named Blanton s'hit himself in a hallway at my school. It happened like two years ago and he still gets made fun of to this day.

[cobert]

But my teacher (who has taught here for like, 30 years) said that he was walking to the copy room when it was still on the second floor, then heard some faint noises from the bathroom. He went in there, and Rash had poop all over the toilet and stall. Then, when somebody came with new clothes for him, as he was taking his poopy covered pants and shirt off, he got it all over his head and legs.

Seriously, that sucks. Also, my poop story beats yours.

[deadohiosky9]

ROFL IT DOES THAT'S SO SICK

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

One time my brother was sick and went to the bathroom and took a long s'hit. Then he came out and he dropped something and he bent over to pick it up and just s'hitted all over himself. It was really gross.

[Iron Bug]

Holy **** that is funny.

[deadohiosky9]

ROFL F'UCKING S'HIT

[Brain Toad]

There was a kid in my elementary school who'd take a **** everyday at school. We made fun of him.

/loses poop story contest

[cobert]

ROFL IT DOES THAT'S SO SICK

ROFL I KNOW THAT DUDE WAS COVERED IN HIS OWN DOOKIE

One time my brother was sick and went to the bathroom and took a long s'hit. Then he came out and he dropped something and he bent over to pick it up and just s'hitted all over himself. It was really gross.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLRO FLROFLROFLROFLROFL

That reminds me of this one time i was REALLY sick, to the point where if i moved i would throw up. Because ofthis, I didnt get off of my couch for about a week and a half. This caused me to just poop my pants for a week straight. I dont even know how thats possible, I didnt even eat anything all that time.

[deadohiosky9]

Dude...wow...I don't know what to say but ROFL

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

Ew. Ha my friend was telling me about the time her sister was sick. Her boyfriend came over to take care of her. And she ran to the bathroom to vommit and I guess she was vommiting so hard that she started s'hitting and her boyfriend is all trying to help her and gets s'hitted on. He then cleaned up the mess. Can anyone say whipped?

[cobert]

Dude...wow...I don't know what to say but ROFL

So basically you just had a moment of silence for my disaster.

Ew. Ha my friend was telling me about the time her sister was sick. Her boyfriend came over to take care of her. And she ran to the bathroom to vommit and I guess she was vommiting so hard that she started s'hitting and her boyfriend is all trying to help her and gets s'hitted on. He then cleaned up the mess. Can anyone say whipped?

I guess thats why i did so much, cause i just threw up so much every time i moved.

[Iron Bug]

Dude whats up with people you associate with and poop?

[deadohiosky9]

So basically you just had a moment of silence for my disaster.



I guess thats why i did so much, cause i just threw up so much every time i moved.

ROFL

[bottlerocket]

True story:

This kid in my middle school raised his hand during a test and was like, "Ms. Sullivan can I use the bathroom?" Ms. Sullivan is an old cranky cunt and said, "No, so shut up and take you test."

He kept asking until finally we heard this huuuuuuge wet fart. Then, he got up and ran out of the room. On the back of his pants was a big wet stain. My friend Sean and I ran out after him in the hall to laugh at him some more and there were droplets of **** going down the hall falling out of his pants.

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

ROFL WTF

[bottlerocket]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?p=12564080&posted=1#post12564080

Gav: 1
Excursions: 0

-Gav

[cutmywrist1101001]

hay so wut bands do u guys like?

[deadohiosky9]

I've really been into P00pinmyface lately.

[cutmywrist1101001]

never herd of them but i think ur tryin 2 be an *** 2 me so pls stop

[bottlerocket]

I smell a gimmick account...

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

Nah dude they are a real band, you ever heard of grindcore? They are into all that excretory s'hit.

[cutmywrist1101001]

gimmick? no im just into mliw n hot cross n found this forum n figured id talk 2 some people bout them is all

[bottlerocket]

I meant the account.

No referrers and the IP address is clean...so...whatever.

Regardless: Your username is awful. :p

Well, welcome! Listen to Native Nod. They're my current emo fettish.

-Gav

[cutmywrist1101001]

Nah dude they are a real band, you ever heard of grindcore? They are into all that excretory s'hit.


im not really into grind but if u culd send me sum id be sure 2 give it a chance

[deadohiosky9]

im not really into grind but if u culd send me sum id be sure 2 give it a chance

I hate grind.

[cutmywrist1101001]

I meant the account.

No referrers and the IP address is clean...so...whatever.

Regardless: Your username is awful. :p

Well, welcome! Listen to Native Nod. They're my current emo fettish.

-Gav


im sry if u dont like it but i do so w/e
ive never herd native nod wut r they like

[Left Shoe]

think hawthorne heights but with br00tal breakdowns

[bottlerocket]

Shut up, Phil.

im sry if u dont like it but i do so w/e
ive never herd native nod wut r they like

Please don't type with "r" because it makes things difficult to read. Go the extra mile and hit two extra keys, kay?

They're like...an emo band. :amaze:

-Gav

[cutmywrist1101001]

hawthorne heights r alrite but not realy my thing so i prolly wont like it

[deadohiosky9]

yeah fftl rule

[cutmywrist1101001]

Shut up, Phil.



Please don't type with "r" because it makes things difficult to read. Go the extra mile and hit two extra keys, kay?

They're like...an emo band. :amaze:

-Gav


sry but this is how i type n i dont wana change cuz im lazy
but wut kind of emo
like hot cross emo or finch emo

[deadohiosky9]

More like Fall Out Boy emo

[cutmywrist1101001]

well it was nice talkin 2 sum of u but im gunna go bye

[bottlerocket]

sry but this is how i type n i dont wana change cuz im lazy
but wut kind of emo
like hot cross emo or finch emo

ROFL @ FINCH EMO

There's no such thing as "Finch emo." Finch isn't emo at all.

Don't type like that, please. Get unlazy. It's annoying and no one wants to read it.

They're emo as in emo...emotional hardcore. Get cr00sh, son.

-Gav

[bottlerocket]

Yeah it's obviously a gimmick.

scrindie@gmail.com is the registration address and I know that's Ash's joke band. I smell foul play.

-Gav

[deadohiosky9]

lol finch

[Wow]

Scrindie is also Neeshee's VLV name.


Ever think more than one person came up with it? :p

[deadohiosky9]

My VLV name had nothing to do with Ash's joke name, like how Ash's Mx name isn't related to the game WoW.

[whiteminority]

Neeshee that is a lie and you know it.

[deadohiosky9]

It is not.

[whiteminority]

Oh but it is.

[deadohiosky9]

I'll kick your ***.

[DFelon204409]

NEXT is an awesome show. They got this jockish guy and just got 2 overweight asians, 2 scene girls, and 1 normal looking girl and they're lining it up so the guy instantly nexts the first four and then will prb get with the last one. Except the second scene chick has huge tits and the first thing she does is show them and he's like okay cool. She has yet to be nexted. I will continue to watch.

[Dinosaur_vs_Robot]

wtf is next?

[RetiredAt21]

Next is such a gay show.

[Jawaharal]

MxC is the greatest show ever invented. I especially love it when fat women try to roll on the logs and fall. Cracks me up every time.

[RetiredAt21]

MxC is a really awesome show. It's hilarious.

[whiteminority]

NEXT is an awesome show. They got this jockish guy and just got 2 overweight asians, 2 scene girls, and 1 normal looking girl and they're lining it up so the guy instantly nexts the first four and then will prb get with the last one. Except the second scene chick has huge tits and the first thing she does is show them and he's like okay cool. She has yet to be nexted. I will continue to watch.
That show is hilarious, I remembered watching it once with gay guys, and **** was ****ing funny as hell. They got like the most stereotypically gay men I have ever seen, and they went and did **** like go to a disco and row around in swan shaped paddle boats.

[deadohiosky9]

NEXT is an awesome show. They got this jockish guy and just got 2 overweight asians, 2 scene girls, and 1 normal looking girl and they're lining it up so the guy instantly nexts the first four and then will prb get with the last one. Except the second scene chick has huge tits and the first thing she does is show them and he's like okay cool. She has yet to be nexted. I will continue to watch.

I am guilty of watching this show sometimes. The only thing I don't like is how scripted/planned/fake the responses and dialogues are, nonetheless its a very entertaining show.

[SunnyDayRealEstateAM]

Ha Next reinforces the gay stereotype. Its a fun show but totally fake.

[bottlerocket]

Yo Momma is the best show. Anyone see the one with the white dude Jared? It's so staged and the actors are so awful.

"Hickory dickory dock...your mother's a whore." :lol:

-Gav