The R&M Yacht Club

[LordDargon]

I already listened to the song twice over.




*scowls in a necro manner*

EDIT: at bartender

[Arucard]

Don't worry, someone will flame his senses into him.

To 88 fingers joe

yeh, i want too but i have under 1000 posts, so i might get banned

[LordDargon]

yeh, i want too but i have under 1000 posts, so i might get banned
I can do it for you. What threads is he saying this in?

EDIT: Got the link, I'm on it.

[Arucard]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=262670&page=3&pp=25

oh rightyho ok
which link you doing it in?

[LordDargon]

Modern Rock Sucks.

Done btw.

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5607182#post5607182

[Arucard]

me too, check out my post i was quite pleased with it.
If i get banned, i hope i bought this kid into the light before i did.

[LordDargon]

There's no way you'll get banned for that. I used to do crazy flaming, and I never got banned.

NP: Dissection - Night's Blood

Probably my favorite - even better than WDAL!

[Riva]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5607379#post5607379

:thumb:

[Arucard]

thanks for helping me out there guys, i hope the points i made were valid

[Riva]

No worries. Your posts were pretty solid. The secret to not getting flamed/banned for flaming someone is to keep it to a minimum of posts, and try to present both sides of the argument, but make sure your side is the most obvious.

[Arucard]

yeh ok
i get it, i hope i did make some valid points there, you certainly did

[guitrguy]

We are finally out of the hell hole.

[Kingofdudes]

I hate WINN-DIXIE :mad:

[Riva]

You two barely escaped with your lives, I presume?

I must admit, your work sounds like t3h sh1h0le.

[Kingofdudes]

He got off like 3 hours before me :(

[guitrguy]

I wanted to shoot every person that came in today.

[Riva]

He got off like 3 hours before me :(


Well, the true gentleman waits for his partner to come before he does. Obviously Brian isn't a true gentleman. :amaze:

[Kingofdudes]

I wanted to shoot every person that came in today.
You wouldnt believe how many people tried to rush in at 3:55

[Riva]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Gilmour again.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to guitrguy again.

So much for trying to make up for such a sucky day at work.

[guitrguy]

Well, the true gentleman waits for his partner to come before he does. Obviously Brian isn't a true gentleman. :amaze:
I was in there before him.

[Riva]

You wouldnt believe how many people tried to rush in at 3:55


You close at 4? On a holiday? Wow.

[guitrguy]

Ya, greed is great ain't it?

[superpeer]

NP : Marduk - **** me Jesus


That exorcist intro is so cool.

[guitrguy]

About 30 minutes to turkey time!!

[Riva]

About 30 minutes to turkey time!!


About 30 minutes to I'm going to uni time! :(

[guitrguy]

Thats sucks, I repped you earlier if that makes you feel any better.

[Riva]

What'd you rep me for?

And have you gotten those songs yet?

[superpeer]

I don't have Uni tomorrow. :)

NP : Immortal - My dimension

[guitrguy]

For trying to rep me again.

Ill check.

[Kingofdudes]

NP: Vision of Disorder - Living to Die

/trend

[guitrguy]

I didn'g get them, did you send them to guitrguy@gmail.com ?

[Riva]

Yah. I'll get my friend to re-try. Is there anything special you have to do? Because we attached it, but it said "No data found". Even though we even had a short message in the actual text as well.

[Kingofdudes]

Yah. I'll get my friend to re-try. Is there anything special you have to do? Because we attached it, but it said "No data found". Even though we even had a short message in the actual text as well.

Sometimes it take a few tries on gmail.

[guitrguy]

It might be to big. how big is the data?

[Riva]

Well, the songs were about 40 mb all together. But we zipped em. So I don't know what they were at after that.

[-Listy-]

Well, the songs were about 40 mb all together. But we zipped em. So I don't know what they were at after that.

Random question, just wondering what is your pic of? It looks like a Blood Mage from Warcraft but im probs wrong :rolleyes:

[Riva]

Random question, just wondering what is your pic of? It looks like a Blood Mage from Warcraft but im probs wrong :rolleyes:


It is. Love the game, love elves. Made sense to me at the time. :)

[-Listy-]

Such a great game, The Orc Sword master hero was my fave, just badass :lol:
Meh off to bed now, biology exam tommorow, how exciting

[Riva]

Such a great game, The Orc Sword master hero was my fave, just badass :lol:
Meh off to bed now, biology exam tommorow, how exciting


Good luck! :thumb:

[Riva]

Anyways, off to university. See you all later. :wave:

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Who the hell was it then :angry: Lets see, bobotheraginhobo posted in there also, but I don't think he dislikes me...

And I don't really know Darkhero, PIM, or Happymeal. And it's not superpeer becuase his would have also taken off like 300.

****, it must have been someone who didn't post. I give up :(



It twas not me, I sign my reps and I already gave you some the other day so it says I have to spread it around before giving you more. And you are far from being an idiot, so you are cool in my books. :thumb:


Where do you live?

Oregon.

/late

Just got back from Thanksgiving dinner...

[Cain]

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

[Cipher Hour]

Yeah, cheers. :chug:

[xizoesira]

Thanksgiving is not an enjoyable holiday so far.

Sickness and relatives.

[Cain]

Thanksgiving is not an enjoyable holiday so far.

Sickness and relatives.

Oh, sorry to hear that. Oh well. Christmas is right around the corner!

[RNR]

American thanksgiving is for Americans.

And dual citizens!. Happy thanksgiving :thumb:

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

:eek:

I'm almost positive i just heard a song from Ulver - Lyckantropen themes on CSI (American TV Show).

If it's not Ulver, then the two songs are exactly alike.

[Riva]

CSI original plays some good tunes as background music.

CSI Miami generally plays crap music though.

[jpj]

American thanksgiving is for Americans.

And dual citizens!. Happy thanksgiving :thumb:
Happy Thanksgiving :wave:

Anyone here football fans(the American kind)? I'm watching the WVU vs. Pitt game, it may decide who wins the conference :eek:

[SonorKen]

Not watching the game but I did go to WVU for a while, that place is a party town.

[Badmoon]

I was watching Hook today. Does anyone else like that movie?

[jpj]

Not watching the game but I did go to WVU for a while, that place is a party town.
You went to WVU :eek: I'm from WV so I'm a big fan, WE BETTER KILL PITT :angry:

[Kingofdudes]

I was watching Hook today. Does anyone else like that movie?

I watched that a lot when I was little

*nostalgia*

[jpj]

I was watching Hook today. Does anyone else like that movie?
Hook was* one of my favorite movies :)











*is

[Riva]

I remember Hook. That was a kickarse movie. Except Robin William's kids were too **** wimpy.

*hopes they are talking about the same Hook as he is*

[Kingofdudes]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5611741&postcount=688

Proposal to Bartender :eek:

[lunch998]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5611741&postcount=688

Proposal to Bartender :eek:

Ooh I hope they get married.

[Badmoon]

Ohh snap!!!111

[jpj]

I remember Hook. That was a kickarse movie. Except Robin William's kids were too **** wimpy.

*hopes they are talking about the same Hook as he is*
That's what I thought we were talking about.

Dustin Hoffman used to* scare me in that movie.







*still scares

[hafez]

Bartender, Bartender, where for art thou Bartender? :(
(apologies to Shakespeare for messing up the quote)

[Badmoon]

We're all talking about the same Hook. I really like the setting, and all the props and costumes used. Like the battle suits the Neverland kids put on.

[Cipher Hour]

That was one of my favourite movies as a kid. Dustin Hoffman definitely kicked arse.

[jpj]

We're all talking about the same Hook. I really like the setting, and all the props and costumes used. Like the battle suits the Neverland kids put on.
I like the fat black kid that rolls down the ramp like a bowling ball, and knocks down all the pirates :p

[SonorKen]

You went to WVU :eek: I'm from WV so I'm a big fan, WE BETTER KILL PITT :angry:
What part of WV are ya from?

[jpj]

What part of WV are ya from?
The northern panhandle it's real close to Pittsburgh. It's the non-hick part of th state.

[SonorKen]

Cool, Im from the Huntington area.

[Kingofdudes]

V > WV :cool:

[Cipher Hour]

****, I don't live anywhere near anybody cool on this forum. :upset:

[jpj]

Cool, Im from the Huntington area.
My cousin lives near Huntington. I'm glad there's another person from WV we can spread the word about how we wear shoes and don't inbreed.

[SonorKen]

You have shoes?

[Kingofdudes]

****, I don't live anywhere near anybody cool on this forum. :upset:
I used to live near The Joz, I even went to the same concert as him(Metallica). But now I live in Mississippi, no one lives near here.

[jpj]

You have shoes?
Well, I just got my first pair. Ma had a lot of extra corn this week so she made a lot o money. We rode into town yesterday, and I got me some shoes.

[SonorKen]

Ya know why its impossible to solve a murder in Wva?

There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.


What does a divorce and a tornado have in common in WVa?

Someone is losing a trailer.

[Cipher Hour]

:lol:

[jpj]

Ya know why its impossible to solve a murder in Wva?

There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.


What does a divorce and a tornado have in common in WVa?

Someone is losing a trailer.
:lol:





:upset:

[Riva]

Ahem.

What about where I live?

The nearest MXer to me is the length of England away.

[Cipher Hour]

Well...uh...****, I guess I don't really have anything to say to make you feel better. At least you've got...well...no...dammit I'm not even going to try.

[jpj]

WVU lost :upset: 16-13 :upset:

It's not fair he had the ball in his hands.....it was there..... :upset:

[Riva]

Man today at work was ****.

Opening program paranoidrant.exe

Processing……. 100% complete.

Press enter to continue.



Okay, so I went to work today, on a high from being funny on the internet. I was hoping against hope that work would not piss me off to the point of ruining my day. Unfortunately I was sorely mistaken. The first bad omen was the pile of dog ****. I mean, who the hell lets their dog relieve itself in the middle of a car park, right where my driver’s side door opens. So of course my foot lands solely in the middle of it. What a crappy start. (Excuse the bad pun).

Then I get into work, punch on, and just begin to survey my domain (the fresh produce section) to see what needs filling, when I get called to registers to serve customers. Now, I am one of the few people in the store who can work in both service and fresh foods, and it has been a thorn in my side ever since I took the service training. It means that whenever more than one person lines up at registers, I have to trudge down and stick around on service for between 15 and 30 minutes. Considering I only work 4 hours on a night shift, it knocks out quite a bit of the time I need to do two people’s work in my department.

So I go to registers, put up with the usual inane comments, and return to my department only to find the store manager (who’s IQ is on a par with the fruit I fill) stalking Fresh Produce, and finding every single deviation from his idea of the perfect store environment.

Upon spotting me, he immediately starts a raving diatribe on the messy floor, the messy shelves, and my messy appearance. I calmly inform him that I have been on registers for half an hour, and couldn’t possibly have tidied up anything. His response nearly caused his death. “Well, maybe you should manage your time better.” And with that he walked off, unaware of his near death experience.

Pissed off, but determined not to be emo, I started to sweep the floor. Everything was going fine, until a girl on register 15 called for a member from Fresh Produce to assist a customer. Firstly, can I say what kind of retard calls for just a “member”? Is she expecting only the arm or the ***** of a staff member to come?

But I digress. So I get their, and she asks for the price of peaches. “5.88 a kg”, I tell her. Problem solved. However, I noticed she didn’t write this number down, for future reference. My intuition told me no good would come of this, but I went back to sweeping.

After that was done, I started to fill the shelves. A lady interrupted me, and asked for a cut pawpaw. I informed her of where they were located and she said, “Yes, but they’re all cut longways. I want one cut across the width.”

I asked her why did she want it cut across the width, and she replied, “Oh, they look better when cut across the width”. Now, I don’t care if it gets up and dances the Nuevo tango when it’s cut that way, we cut it longways. However, being the corporate tool that I am, I gave in to her demand and cut it for her. Whereupon the store manager comes up to me and asks me to sweep the floor again.

So, there I am sweeping the floor, when I get called to 15 again. Fearing what would occur, I find the girl puzzling over some peaches. 5.88 a kg I say again, and stride back to the broom. My store manager comes up to me and asks me to do a face up, and why am I still bothering to sweep. I felt like telling him that the only facing up that was going to happen was him facing up to the fact that I was about to shove the broom stick sideways up his arse. But I kept filling.

The rest of the night passed with little drama, except for one stupid customer, more on that later. I was on my last tidy up when my store manager comes up and starts his little bitching about how some of the shelves are empty and he is disappointed and I tell him that if there was stock I would have filled it and that the bitch on 15 should learn that it is 5.88 a ****ing kilo, you dumb slut.

So, I left there in a bad mood, and so the inspiration for this rant was born.

Oh, and to the lady who complained about my restricting her access to the mushrooms; when I start coming to your work and asking you idiotic questions and stopping you working, then you can do the same to me. Otherwise, get the **** out of my way, lardarse.

[Bartender]

Looks like you had a fun day :)

Nice rant, though.

[Arucard]

Ahem.

What about where I live?

The nearest MXer to me is the length of England away.

where abouts do you live riva?

[-Listy-]

Nice rant :lol:

[Arucard]

it was definatly a good rant
i wanted to rant today too, cause the whole 'goth' image is starting to piss me off so bad
its all like, i listen to greenday and the rasmus, i slit my wrists, look at me.
RRRRAAAh!

[guitrguy]

Me and Gilmour share your pain.

[Dancin' Man]

Whiny emo bitch.

:thumb:

[LordDargon]

Looks like you had a night of suck Riva.

I would suck at any job that involved contact with people alot. Especially stupid people. I'm like my dad, I get so mad when someone is slow to understand the simplest concept.

[i am the robots]

wow, that mustve sucked!

[guitrguy]

Looks like you had a night of suck Riva.

I would suck at any job that involved contact with people alot. Especially stupid people. I'm like my dad, I get so mad when someone is slow to understand the simplest concept.
Same here. I'd love to punch them in the face when they do that.

[LordDargon]

:eek: Time for a new clan!

"MX Punch stupid people in the face crew."
















































or not :upset:

[guitrguy]

I have an affinity fo punching people in the face, I wanted do the same thing to an ugly girl (really ugly at that, ask gilmour) who carried herslef the hottest girl ever to grace earth.

She moved away so I never got to acheive my dream.

[LordDargon]

I hate that too! All the fat, goddam NASTY girls that wear like "100% angel" shirts that are meant for a size 1. They need Maddox therapy:

http://maddox.xmission.com/fat.html

[xizoesira]

I hate when girls wear hot clothing but are actually ugly as sin.

[Dancin' Man]

You said sin. You must be a religious faggot.


I actually really like working with people. I especially like stupid people because while they piss me off, they're the easiest to help because you can just lie to them if it's too much trouble to figure out the answers to their questions.

[guitrguy]

You said sin. You must be a religious faggot.


I actually really like working with people. I especially like stupid people because while they piss me off, they're the easiest to help because you can just lie to them if it's too much trouble to figure out the answers to their questions.
If some one ask where something is a tell too look in a certain area and if its not there then we don't have it.

[LordDargon]

:lol: I heard this story about this lady who didn't understand the concept of time zones, she couldn't figure out how the difference between the departure time in New York and the arrival time in L.A. was only an hour or so. So the guy she was asking just told her "it was a really fast plane."

Probably not true, but still funny.

[Dancin' Man]

Probably is true. The guy probably was serious. Either that or it was his kid and he still was serious.

[guitrguy]

Eithere way you slice it he was serious.

[i am the robots]

The worst is when a girl is pretty, and is kinda in shape, but they have some small bit of lovehandles, and yet they'd be hot if they wore shirts that'd cover that small area up.

[LordDargon]

:eek: You mean they were both st00pid?


*loses faith in humanity*

[SonorKen]

hahaha talk about working with stupid people, I'll win EVERY one of these contests. Most of the people who call 911 are completly ignorant. I should write a book about all the stupid **** these people do.

[guitrguy]

:eek: You mean they were both st00pid?


*loses faith in humanity*
I lost my faith a long time ago.

[guitrguy]

hahaha talk about working with stupid people, I'll win EVERY one of these contests. Most of the people who call 911 are completly ignorant. I should write a book about all the stupid **** these people do.
Now you have to share a story.

[i am the robots]

Could I share a story?

[guitrguy]

Only if it is really funny.

[Dancin' Man]

No.


So I saw the Secret Lives of Altar Boys last night. Pretty cool movie. The mountain lion was a nice touch.

[LordDargon]

I lost my faith a long time ago.
You're right, so did I. :-/

Anyways, I only deliver flyer sometimes. Hey, the pay's good, it's not like your usualy paperboy who gets 3.50/hr or so. I make well over minimum wage :eek:

Anyways, the stupidest thing that ever happens is when someone is on their porch, and you hand them the flyer and say something like "here you go" and they stare at your mutely, breathing loudly through their mouths.

Sadly, it happens quite often.

[i am the robots]

My school is the worst place on Earth, the kids are so ignorant, and think they know everything.... I went to a football game last month, after snorting some Adds (the 2nd and last occasion of doing so) and the kids were accusing me of smoking pot, and were saying things like "You smell so much like weed," it was pretty ridiculous.

[guitrguy]

My school is the worst place on Earth, the kids are so ignorant, and think they know everything.... I went to a football game last month, after snorting some Adds (the 2nd and last occasion of doing so) and the kids were accusing me of smoking pot, and were saying things like "You smell so much like weed," it was pretty ridiculous.
HEY I SAID ONLY IF IT WAS FUNNY

[LordDargon]

You snorted some AIDS? Wow, that explains alot. Besides, they told you you couldn't do a story :angry:

[Dancin' Man]

HEY I SAID ONLY IF IT WAS FUNNY


I said no.

[SonorKen]

hahaha Ok, this one is funny. We take this chick to the hospital, her boyfriend is riding up front, Im in the back with her, my partner is driving. This chicks boyfriend is dumber than dirt. He talks about how nice the lights are in the front of the truck, asks questions about our flashlights, crazy stuff.

We have these little lights in the front of the truck that we can look at maps as the other drives, they are on a flexible shaft and have about a 2" square head on them. This dude points at that and says, "I know what that is". My partner says, "I'll bet you don't." The dude says, "Its one of those breathalizer machines". My partner says, "You got it, how about you blow on it and I'll see if you have been drinking." The dude says, "Ok".

So, this dude sticks the whole end of the map light in his mouth. There is a switch on the console to turn it on and my partner turns on the light, that is inside this dudes mouth." So, the guy starts blowing in the maplight and he blows and blows and blows. He gets done and my partner says, "Well, you havent had a drop to drink". The dude says, "Your machine is broke, I was drunker than a skunk last week! hahaha I beat the system".

[LordDargon]

HEY I SAID ONLY IF IT WAS FUNNY
Good friggin' call.

[LordDargon]

hahaha Ok, this one is funny. We take this chick to the hospital, her boyfriend is riding up front, Im in the back with her, my partner is driving. This chicks boyfriend is dumber than dirt. He talks about how nice the lights are in the front of the truck, asks questions about our flashlights, crazy stuff.

We have these little lights in the front of the truck that we can look at maps as the other drives, they are on a flexible shaft and have about a 2" square head on them. This dude points at that and says, "I know what that is". My partner says, "I'll bet you don't." The dude says, "Its one of those breathalizer machines". My partner says, "You got it, how about you blow on it and I'll see if you have been drinking." The dude says, "Ok".

So, this dude sticks the whole end of the map light in his mouth. There is a switch on the console to turn it on and my partner turns on the light, that is inside this dudes mouth." So, the guy starts blowing in the maplight and he blows and blows and blows. He gets done and my partner says, "Well, you havent had a drop to drink". The dude says, "Your machine is broke, I was drunker than a skunk last week! hahaha I beat the system".
L
O
L

[Dancin' Man]

long story


/hits self in head repeatedly

[guitrguy]

Wow.... That is a dumb guy. I could just see him doing that.

[i am the robots]

You snorted some AIDS? Wow, that explains alot. Besides, they told you you couldn't do a story :angry:

Adds, not AID, Adderoll (sp?)

[guitrguy]

Adds, not AID, Adderoll (sp?)
Not that that it makes you any smarter then those other kids.

[i am the robots]

That dude was completely retarded.

[i am the robots]

Not that that it makes you any smarter then those other kids.

No, your missing the point of the story, half the kids claim that they are the biggest stoners in the world, yet they thought that when I was high on adderoll, I was stoned, even theough when I'm stoned I'm laid back and goofy, but when I'm on adds I'm hyper and a weirdo.

[Dancin' Man]

But your an idiot either way so we don't care.

[RavenousMetalist87]

^ :lol:

I finally got my amp head and cabinet today. It took them 3 months to get the head new, but it was well worth the wait, because this amp is a sweet one :D

[Kingofdudes]

/has been playing for 2-3 years
/still doesnt have amp

Np: Tenacious D - Tribute

[RavenousMetalist87]

L
O
L

I agree!

That story was hilarious, especially with the guy sticking the map in his mouth and blowing on it XD

Was he gay?

[Arucard]

haha that story was good
where abouts in the uk do you live riva?

[jpj]

That dude was completely retarded.
Not as retarded as you :thumb:

[guitrguy]

I agree!

That story was hilarious, especially with the guy sticking the map in his mouth and blowing on it XD

Was he gay?
For some reason I get the mental image of a redneck.

[Bartender]

Hello, anyone.

I haven't been on much tonight, since that same flatmate was..busy, again, so Chris (another flatmate) and I retreated to the kitchen to play GTA and give them some privacy. Long story short: we found some cheat for GTA and messed around for about five hours.

[Badmoon]

Nice

I shoveled my driveway today. And got this Woody Guthrie avatar, and hit 10,000.

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

we found some cheat for GTA and messed around for about five hours.

Welcome to the internet.

[guitrguy]

Its not even cold here, you can still wear shorts.

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=268495

Post #14, biggest.thread.whore.ever.


RAH.

[jpj]

Nice

I shoveled my driveway today. And got this Woody Guthrie avatar, and hit 10,000.
It's snowing in Chicago already :eek: I assume you were shoveling snow.

[guitrguy]

It's snowing in Chicago already :eek: I assume you were shoveling snow.
What do think he was shoveling? ****?

[jpj]

What do think he was shoveling? ****?
Maybe, he could have several very large dogs.

[Bartender]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=268495

Post #14, biggest.thread.whore.ever.




Hah, that was low.

[Mekkalayakay]

So I'm giving my parents a list of cd's to get me for christmas. I think I put enough on there; they are going to have a hard enough time finding them anyway. :p


Here's the list so far, and it has more to come:


Andromeda – II=I
Strapping Young Lad – SYL
Emperor – In the Nightside Eclipse
Sigur Ros – Angels of the Universe
Yo-Yo Ma – Plays Ennio Morricone
The Arcade Fire – Funeral
Autolux – Future Perfect
Daemon – Eye Foe An Eye
Sentenced – Anything
Cynic - Focus
Gordian Knot – Gordian Knot
Gordian Knot - Emergent
Pagan's Mind – Infinity Divine
Pagan's Mind – Celestrial Entrance
Death – Symbolic
Death – Human
Frank Gambale – Show Me What You Can Do
Anouar Brahem – Le Pas du Chat Noir
Disillusion – Back to Times of Splendor
Grimfist – Ghouls of Grandeur
Into Eternity – Buried In Oblivion
Porcupine Tree – Signify
Porcupine Tree – In Absentia
Ring of Fire – Oracle
The Guitars that Rule the World – The Guitars that Rule the World Volume I
Bal Sagoth – Atlantis Ascendant
Demons and Wizards – Demons and Wizards
Bela Fleck – Bela Fleck and the Fleckstones
Atheist – Unquestionable Presence
Ikon – Flowers for the Gathering
Oratory – Beyond Earth
Testament – The New Order
Warmen – Beyond Abilities
Borknagar – Empiricism
Borknagar – Quintessence
Arcturus- Sham Mirrors
Agalloch – The Mantle
Emperor – In the Nightside Eclipse
Carpathian Forest – Defending the Throne of Evil
Cryptopsy – Whisper Supremacy
Frederik Thorendal's Special Defects – Sol Niger Within, Version 3.33
Dissection – Storm of the Light's Bane


By the way, I'll end up getting about 2-3 of these. :D

[Bartender]

Atheist – Unquestionable Presence


If your parents find one of these for you, I'm afraid you'll have to die.

[Dancin' Man]

I'm just asking everyone for gift certificates to Amazon. That way I can wait for the music to come around if it's not there and also buy cheap to get more.

[Bartender]

I always just ask for money. Uninventive though it is, I like to be able to choose myself.

[Dancin' Man]

The only trouble with that is that people are willing to spend more money on you than they will give you. The answer is gift certificates.

[Bartender]

Never seems to work out like that for me. Besides, if I get gift certificates, you can bet I'll just want to buy things from some place that doesn't accept them.

[jpj]

I have a list of about 25 CD's I want for Christmas, but I'll probably only get like half :(

[Dancin' Man]

Oh well. So I just heard the Linkin Park/Jay Z business. It is mighty cool but a little sucky. Especially when the Jay Z background music is used under LP vocals.

[guitrguy]

I just asked for a xbox, Ill need it when I move out.

[Dancin' Man]

So I'm ready to experience Lykathea Aflame but can't find any online. Anyone care to help?

[Bartender]

Yep, I can send you some of their album, or you can download it from me, whichever you prefer.

[Cain]

Gift certificates are nice when I get them, but when I buy them for other people it feels like such a huge cop-out. I always feel like I'm just covering my *** when I do that because it's true, I rarely actually know what the person I'm getting the gift for would want.

[Bartender]

In that kind of situation, I tend to buy them something that I would want, in the hopes of making them like it and therefore making them more like me (you know, a better person). The album I'm most enjoying at that time, for example.

[Badmoon]

-Mahavishnu Orchestra - Birds of Fire
-Mr. Bungle - Mr. Bungle
-Minutemen - Buzz or Howl Under the Influence of Heat
-Bela Fleck - The Bluegrass Sessions
-David Grisman - Dawg '90
-Garcia & Grisman - Not for Kids Only
-New Banjo finger picks (medium thumb pick)
-Money

That's all I got as of now :( Any recommendations?

[Riva]

haha that story was good
where abouts in the uk do you live riva?

I live in Aus. :lol:

The nearest mxer to me lives a distance equivalent to the length of England away. :p

[Riva]

At least you all don't get socks. :(

[Mekkalayakay]

If your parents find one of these for you, I'm afraid you'll have to die.


Die? I'd be the happiest, luckiest bastard alive...and then I'd die.

[Arucard]

oh right i get it
i hate you riva lol
guys im just wondering when i can do a band profillllle
because i would very much like to do maiden

[shortass]

I would like to do one too

[Bartender]

Die? I'd be the happiest, luckiest bastard alive...and then I'd die.

Die because I'll have to come kill you and get it :)

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

Die because I'll have to come kill you and get it

And then you yourself Bartender would be the reciever of several unfortunate evens leading to your demise.

[i am the robots]

I could take you.

[shortass]

Hey bartender how do you put yourself down for doing a featured artist?

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

I could take you.

No, you couldn't.

[Bartender]

Hey bartender how do you put yourself down for doing a featured artist?

You have to contact Medopalis about that, it's his deal.

[shortass]

thanks bartender

[Cain]

Listening to Extreme II: Pornograffiti and lovin' it! (But for some reason, "Flight of the Wounded Bumblebee" is not on here...rats).

[i am the robots]

Have any of you ever left a lamp on and then came home to find your curtains on fire?

[Cain]

Have any of you ever left a lamp on and then came home to find your curtains on fire?

Um, no....but I have left a lamp on and found a tent swarming with moths by sundown...I hate moths...why? Is that what happened to you?

[shortass]

No.

[shortass]

moths are evil!

[i am the robots]

Yeah, I went outside to rake leaves, and I came back in when I saw smoke coming out of my windows, and my curtains were on fire (only a small portion). It was really cool, but i decided that putting that **** out would be a good idea.

[Dancin' Man]

So I've got a great story.

Eleventeen is a retard.

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

Gah, i'm dying of boredom. My girlfriend is on vacation, my bandmates are off shopping. What am i supposed to do, Gah.

How are you guys?

[i am the robots]

Yeah I am.

[Cain]

Yeah, so I just got repped down in the Pit because, apparently, my "avatar sux." Should have known better than to post in a thread called "Teh Rep Points." Pretty retarded.

[Riva]

I'm alright. Not too much is going bad.

Meanwhile, has anyone noticed zepfan recently? I swear he hasn't been online for ages.

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

No, HappyMarshemellow hasn't been on for ages.

I haven't even seen him on soulseek.

[jpj]

So I've got a great story.

Eleventeen is a retard.
That was the best story I've ever heard. Something similar happened to me.

[i am the robots]

That story comes up in my life a lot.

[jpj]

That story comes up in my life a lot.
Because you're retarded.

[Riva]

I'm guessing he may have gone home for Thanksgiving.

[jpj]

I'm guessing he may have gone home for Thanksgiving.
I played football on Thanksgiving, and now I'm really sore.

[Cipher Hour]

I did nothing on Thanksgiving other then sleep, eat, and listen to the drunk rambling of an Uncle who had a little bit too much wine with his turkey. Pretty standard fare really.

[Riva]

I was in Australia for Thanksgiving, so I can't really empathise.

[jpj]

I was in Wellsburg, WV for Thanksgiving.

[Cain]

Tanksgivin sux teh b!g 1.

Half my family didn't even show up, mostly because they're too obese to move.

[guitrguy]

I ate alot on T-day.

I just bought a guitar slide today.

[Bartender]

My American lecturer celebrated Thanksgiving today, I think. He doesn't seem the type to really care that much, though.

[Cain]

I must spread some reputation around before giving it to HeavyRiva again. Imagine that...

[jpj]

I like Thaknsgiving, maybe it's because my family isn't crappy. At least, most of them aren't.

[Cain]

I'm actually pretty happy that some of my family didn't come though...my mom's brother for instance has an illness that prevents him from realizing that nobody is listening to him talk on and on and on. That gets annoying fast.

[Mekkalayakay]

I've updated my list, I'll just post all the cd's

For those of you that don't know, this is my cd list that I will take to the store tonight to see how many cd's I can find. I'm expecting to find about 5 of them :) ( :( ) Then, I will give the list of cd's that I found to my parents, and then I can be sure that I can get those cd's for christmas.

Andromeda – II=I
Atheist – Unquestionable Presence
Arcturus- Sham Mirrors
Agalloch – The Mantle
Agathodaimon – Higher Art of Rebellion
...And Oceans - A.M. G.O.D
The Arcade Fire – Funeral
Autolux – Future Perfect
Bal Sagoth – Atlantis Ascendant
Bela Fleck – Bela Fleck and the Fleckstones
Borknagar – Empiricism
Borknagar – Quintessence
Anouar Brahem – Le Pas du Chat Noir
Burning Inside – Apparition
Burning Inside – The Eve of Entities
Cynic – Focus
Carpathian Forest – Defending the Throne of Evil
Cryptopsy – Whisper Supremacy
Death – Symbolic
Death – Human
Disillusion – Back to Times of Splendor
Demons and Wizards – Demons and Wizards
Dissection – Storm of the Light's Bane
Daemon – Eye Foe An Eye
Emperor – In the Nightside Eclipse
Figurine – Transportion + Communication = Love
Frank Gambale – Show Me What You Can Do
Green Carnation – Light of Day, Day of Darkness
Grimfist – Ghouls of Grandeur
Gordian Knot – Emergent
Gordian Knot – Gordian Knot
Ikon – Flowers for the Gathering
Into Eternity – Buried In Oblivion
Oratory – Beyond Earth
Pagan's Mind – Infinity Divine
Pagan's Mind – Celestrial Entrance
Porcupine Tree – Signify
Porcupine Tree – In Absentia
Ring of Fire – Oracle
Strapping Young Lad – SYL
Sigur Ros – Angels of the Universe
Scholomance – The Immortality Murder
Sentenced – North From Here/Shadows From the Past
Karl Sanders – Saurian Meditation
Testament – The New Order
Frederik Thorendal's Special Defects – Sol Niger Within, Version 3.33
Warmen – Beyond Abilities
Witchery – Symphony for the Devil
Yo-Yo Ma – Plays Ennio Morricone
The Guitars that Rule the World – The Guitars that Rule the World Volume I

I'm still adding to it.

[Bartender]

You know, there's a certain, rather good, webstore that sells some of those on your list, and rather cheaply.

[guitrguy]

I'm actually pretty happy that some of my family didn't come though...my mom's brother for instance has an illness that prevents him from realizing that nobody is listening to him talk on and on and on. That gets annoying fast.
Thats actually a disease?

[Cain]

That's an amazing list, friend. Good luck!

[Riva]

I wish I could order off of the internet. :(

[Mekkalayakay]

And what site would this be? :eek:

[Riva]

Thats actually a disease?


Enpsychopedia, in the pit, suffers from it.

[Cain]

Thats actually a disease?

He's literally mentally incapable of ceasing speech or realizing that nobody wants to listen to him talk endlessly about himself. I would call that a disease.

[Cain]

Ensychopedia, in the pit, suffers from it.

pwned. However, I'm curious...could you give examples? I've seen some decent posts from him in a few R+M threads.

[Bartender]

And what site would this be? :eek:

www.lasercd.com

I keep mentioning it, but few seem to take notice. It's where I got both Spastic Ink albums, Focus, Ron Jarzombek's solo album, both Gordian Knot albums and plenty other stuff like that. From your list, I know it has;

Both Gordian Knot albums.
Scholomance - The Immortality Murder
Cynic - Focus
Green Carnation - Light of Day, Day of Darkness

And it probably has Andromeda, Pagan's Mind, Arcturus, and most likely whatever's on that list that's prog metal. Reasonable prices, too.

[Riva]

pwned. However, I'm curious...could you give examples? I've seen some decent posts from him in a few R+M threads.


Well, it is hard to actually find the posts, but read any thread, and the only time someone replies is to tell him to shut up. Otherwise he gets ignored.

For example, in one thread, he kept trying to make friends with Sab, and everyone, including her, ignored him completely. :p

[guitrguy]

That kid has like 50 post per day rate.

[Cain]

Well, it is hard to actually find the posts, but read any thread, and the only time someone replies is to tell him to shut up. Otherwise he gets ignored.

For example, in one thread, he kept trying to make friends with Sab, and everyone, including her, ignored him completely. :p

That's sad. :(

[Bartender]

Enpsychopedia's been banned, I notice. Anyone know what for?

[guitrguy]

I thought he just wrote in his user title.

[Riva]

Nah, he has been banned. You can't rep him. And I think he created one too many spam threads.

Speaking of which, Rob (Paranoidd) is now a friggin' celebrity in the Pit. I remember the good old days when he was just a R&M regular.

[Cain]

Can't you check that sort of thing out, Bartender?

BTW, how does your program differ from mine as far as your modly abilities? I.e. what added features are present on your site and how do you access it?

I picture these mods in little CIA-style command centers showing realtime displays of activities of posting in all threads simultaneously, with little alerts going off whenever anybody posts in the report problems thread.

[i am the robots]

haha

[Badmoon]

Speaking of which, Rob (Paranoidd) is now a friggin' celebrity in the Pit. I remember the good old days when he was just a R&M regular.

^He ditched the C.R. thread. We gave him birth!! :p

[Riva]

I think he just has an expanded User CP. I like your image better though. :thumb:

[Cain]

Nah, he has been banned. You can't rep him. And I think he created one too many spam threads.

Speaking of which, Rob (Paranoidd) is now a friggin' celebrity in the Pit. I remember the good old days when he was just a R&M regular.

What does that mean? Is Paranoidd getting a big head now or something? What happened?

I haven't really seen him around here anymore, true.

[Badmoon]

Well, I'll always be here for ya, baby :thumb:


:p


:-*

[jpj]

He got rid of his pokemon avatar :(

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

What does that mean? Is Paranoidd getting a big head now or something? What happened?

I haven't really seen him around here anymore, true.

People adore him in the pit, so he sticks there for most of the time now...thats why he has like 7.2 k post count now hah.

[Cain]

Yeah, that ask Paranoidd anything thread was just started yesterday it looks like and it's already acquired 620 post replies.

He's probably a diety in the Pit because he combines intelligence, which most Pit regulars have very little of, with the type of "you're an idiot" mentality that the Pit regs have in abundance.

[Riva]

Anyways, no band will have as cool names as Australian rock bands from the '70s and '80s.

[jpj]

He's the perfect hybrid of intelligence and....assholeness.

[Bartender]

Can't you check that sort of thing out, Bartender?

BTW, how does your program differ from mine as far as your modly abilities? I.e. what added features are present on your site and how do you access it?

I picture these mods in little CIA-style command centers showing realtime displays of activities of posting in all threads simultaneously, with little alerts going off whenever anybody posts in the report problems thread.

There's lots of little differences, such as being able to see deleted posts and threads and offline users and things, and extra links to things here and there. And there's a whole different section (the mod CP), which is just totally different. It's generally what the extra links are to, though.

[Cain]

There's lots of little differences, such as being able to see deleted posts and threads and offline users and things, and extra links to things here and there. And there's a whole different section (the mod CP), which is just totally different. It's generally what the extra links are to, though.

That's pretty cool, let me tell you. A Mod CP would be fun.

[Cain]

Ok, this is really weird. My friends from the Ultimate Metal Band poll, zeppelinfan2k3, CreepingBlack, and Steerpike haven't been on in days, Steerpike in weeks. What's up? I'm like the only Truth soldier on here.

[Riva]

So no one is curious as to why I think no bands have cooler names?

[Bartender]

So no one is curious as to why I think no bands have cooler names?

I just thought "Galadriel", and left it that. Why, then?

[Cain]

So no one is curious as to why I think no bands have cooler names?

:lol: Aww, sorry Riva. Actually, I don't know very many Australian band names except for what every American thinks of...either Silverchair or Thirty-Odd Foot of Grunts. Enlighten me.

Actually, now that I think about it: I don't know if you're a huge metalhead, Riva, but there's this band that I think is from Australia called Paramaecium. They're supposedly a hugely amazing band, brilliant purveyors of the light/dark dynamic in the black metal genre like Opeth. Except cooler. I've been trying to find out more, but amazon.com has got nothing on them.

[Dancin' Man]

Bartender. Get on IM, I want Lykathea Aflame now. Please.

[i am the robots]

does anybody like the name, Antimatter and the Telechenetic Poodle?

[Per Ardua Ad Astra]

Mekk...
www.theendrecords.com

That's got a bunch of the cds that were on your list, located in America, reliable, good prices.

[Dancin' Man]

So. I want stars. Anytime I say anything helpful, I rush to my CP hoping for rep but I get nothing. Then I see people like Humor and other Pit rats get stars, I get jealous. That was my emo internet rant of the week.

[Cain]

does anybody like the name, Antimatter and the Telechenetic Poodle?

Meh. Antimatter is cool. Telekinetic is not. Poodle mos def not.

[guitrguy]

So. I want stars. Anytime I say anything helpful, I rush to my CP hoping for rep but I get nothing. Then I see people like Humor and other Pit rats get stars, I get jealous. That was my emo internet rant of the week.
Check your cp

[Cain]

So. I want stars. Anytime I say anything helpful, I rush to my CP hoping for rep but I get nothing. Then I see people like Humor and other Pit rats get stars, I get jealous. That was my emo internet rant of the week.

I'm in your boat man. Pit rats suck. I got downrepped twice just for saying my relatively high point count in their stupid Rep points thread, once with the response "oic" and another with the response "avater sux." Those kids need to stick a hot bong pipe into their eye.

You've been repped. :thumb:

[Riva]

Ahem. Cool meaning corny and cool at the same time.

Men At Work
Cold Chisel
The Living End
The Radiators
The Animals
The Radiators
The Screaming Jets
The Choirboys
The Angels
The Badloves
The Baby Animals
The Swingers
The Black Sorrows
The Hoodoo Gurus
The Easybeats
Weddings Parties Anything
Hunters And Collectors
Icehouse
Skyhooks
Boom Crash Opera
Goanna
Mental As Anything
Gaggajang
Daddy Cool
Split Enz


And of course, the 3 greatest names of them all:

3. Johnny Diesel & The Injectors
2. Nick Barker & The Reptiles
1. Paul Kelly & The Coloured Girls

And an honourable mention goes to Machine Gun Fellatio, who are from the '90s, but still have a great name.

[Riva]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Fast Fingers again.


And Ripper, I have heard of Paramecium. One of my friends was raving about them in Zoology, of all places. :)

I'll be sure to check 'em out.

[Cain]

That's pretty cool. Did you see what I asked about Paramaecium, Riva?

EDIT: Whoops. Rats. Already replied.

/Hits self in head.

[Cain]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Fast Fingers again.


And Ripper, I have heard of Paramecium. One of my friends was raving about them in Zoology, of all places. :)

I'll be sure to check 'em out.

Definitely tell me what it's like. Maybe if you get their album, you could transfer over AIM?

/Doesn't know how to transfer over AIM....

Anyways, apparently the album to get by Paramaecium is "Within The Ancient Forest." That's supposed to be prog-death-metal genius. It has an accompanying novel by the vocalist, too. That's badass.

[Riva]

Definitely tell me what it's like. Maybe if you get their album, you could transfer over AIM?

/Doesn't know how to transfer over AIM....

Anyways, apparently the album to get by Paramaecium is "Within The Ancient Forest." That's supposed to be prog-death-metal genius. It has an accompanying novel by the vocalist, too. That's badass.

Awesome. I shall devote myself to this task. No rest until this novel/album has been achieved!

[Cain]

Sweet. There is no info about them Stateside. It's really a shame. No guitar tab sites, even the ones that focus on metal bands, have any songs by them either.

Heheh, I have 666 posts. That's metal madness.

[Bartender]

Gaggajang


I like that one.

I think Machine Gun Fellatio get beaten by a Japanese band called Thee Michelle Gun Elephant.

[i am the robots]

Ripper = my hero, make a new account, please don't ruin that postcount.

[shortass]

How have you made 744 posts in a month :eek:

[Riva]

I like that one.

I think Machine Gun Fellatio get beaten by a Japanese band called Thee Michelle Gun Elephant.


I'm sorry, but nothing can beat the idea of receiving fellatio like a machine gun... Actually, I'm not sure how that works.

[Cain]

Ripper = my hero, make a new account, please don't ruin that postcount.

Thanks! Rep points for you, and I apologize...I sort of freaked out at you in the Depressing Songs thread...I had a headache and didn't respond too well to so much Korn in one place.

EDIT: ****!!! 667!

Oh, well...my desire for stars takes precedence over my desire for metal cred.

[i am the robots]

2 shortass 2 months. Theres a dude in the pit who flames me who has 2 thousand in 4 months.

[i am the robots]

Lol, I just wanted to show that dummy that those werent depressing suicidal songs.

[Dancin' Man]

Spam is so not cool. Neither is whining.

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

2 shortass 2 months. Theres a dude in the pit who flames me who has 2 thousand in 4 months.


There is a guy that joined about the same time I did in the pit whom has 12 k posts...

[i am the robots]

Yeah, the pit is for retarded spam, and I made a favorite color poll and got spammed for it... yet it's probably the most intelligent thread I've seen in the pit.

[Dancin' Man]

There are people who joined after me and have more posts. :eek:

[i am the robots]

Yeah, I thought I was a spammer, then I went into the pit.... wow.

[Dancin' Man]

Yeah, the pit is for retarded spam, and I made a favorite color poll and got spammed for it... yet it's probably the most intelligent thread I've seen in the pit.

Then you suck. The Pit is where you learn to assault others on the internet. I had a brief stint in the Humor/strangerdanger/zakath squad but then I just sort of left the Pit for CD Reviews and R&M. Haven't been to CD Reviews in a while now.

[guitrguy]

I left the pit too, I mainly post in here now.

[i am the robots]

Oh, thank you for that knowlege, shall use it to my advantage now.

[xizoesira]

Yeah, I thought I was a spammer, then I went into the pit.... wow.

So, then... why do...

...

...eh.

[shortass]

Eleventeen do you ever get bored of being flamed?