The R&M Yacht Club

[Silenius]

That sucks...

On better note I have no school all of next week being that its Thanksgiving break. :D

Anyone else getting some time off?

[shortass]

I'm still in debt for my bass so I can't buy any games :upset:

[Silenius]

What bass did you get?

[Arucard]

oh well, for christmas im getting that and tales of symphonia for GC
*drools* another anti-social game only equalled by skies of arcadia legend

[shortass]

A squier :upset:

[Silenius]

Man, I had one of those, they're pretty bad but they're still good enough that you can have a lot of fun playing them.

[shortass]

Yeah I'm a n00b so it'll suffice

[-Listy-]

**** Halo 2, Half-Life 2 blows it away in every aspect. :smash:
:lol: :thumb:

Exams have started, had my art one today, which i have totally failed :upset:

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/kids/goths_talk.shtml


If any of you have not seen this yet, it was posted in the pit...oh my god wow. Its a good laugh at how teeny-boppers try to act all hard by wearing all black.

[shortass]

:lol: is it a take the piss or is it serious?

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

:lol: is it a take the piss or is it serious?


Oh it is oh so serious, no joke thats why its so ****in' funny.

[shortass]

:lol: that is the greatest thing ever :lol:

[Kingofdudes]

The LAN party was great :D

THUG 2 is lame.

[i am the robots]

Quoted from one of thsoe gothic kids: I listen to Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Green Day, Good Charlotte and other sorts of punk metal or gothic rock.

Punk? Metal? Gothic? what a dummy.

[guitrguy]

My kill count wasn't really up to snuff though.

[i am the robots]

bobo thanks for the entertainment

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

bobo thanks for the entertainment


Thank the savages in the pit heh. I just find it how ignorant those little teen boppers are, and they think they are so cool as well...


I like it how they call Dimmu Borgir a satanic band from Germany...

[i am the robots]

lol yeah, I like how they said they like punk-metal and gothic rock and then listed good charlotte and green day. That really got me going, I gave them a list of real music.

Another part I liked was they said they were being unique, they dress in black and wear clown make-up, with about 100000000 other kids. I was voted most unique last year for the Middle School Yearbook (so glad to be out of that hellhole), I'm not gothic, I'm just a weirdo, which is more unique:

All black, a bunch of spikey stuff, clown make-up. < them

Loafers, baggy pants, suicidal tendencies shirts, ratty hair. < me

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

I used to wear this at school once in awhile : plaid pants, bright tye dye shirt, an orange plaid overshirt and have long hair...

People would ask me why I would wear such crap it was funny...

I wear all black most of the time and some random bracelets every now and then, but I don't consider my self gothic at all but people would always run around with their words and call me gothic. I guess nowadays all black + some bracelets + combat boots = mall goth...

[Permanent Solution]

I wear shorts, sandals and a t-shirt everyday. Shirts are usually bands or Planet Hollywood shirts. Yup, I'm original...

I shaved today.

[Paranoidd]

im frigging loaded guys. again.

[Permanent Solution]

I'm not. Is it a good or bad thing?

[Cain]

im frigging loaded guys. again.

So's my roommate. It's all good. We're stayin up and makin sure nothing happens to him.

[Paranoidd]

i dunnol. i didn't even drink alot, its just that i quot drinking and now im drinking again so im a cheap drunk.

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

im frigging loaded guys. again.


What are you loaded on?

[Bartender]

That article rules in all sorts of ways. "Goth culture has it's roots in punk". Heh.

Is there an occasion, Paranoidd? Or are you just loaded for the sake of it?

[Permanent Solution]

I have never been wasted before...nerd++ :upset:

[Paranoidd]

That article rules in all sorts of ways. "Goth culture has it's roots in punk". Heh.

Is there an occasion, Paranoidd? Or are you just loaded for the sake of it?

It was my best friends birthday. I think I drank more than he did.

I didn't smoke any dope though.

i quit drinking because of my ulcer...it hurt quite a bit tonight...but IU've been dinrking more lately, which is not good.

[Paranoidd]

I have never been wasted before...nerd++ :upset:

Meh. Weed > Booze, to me.

Being drunk is far overrated.

[Paranoidd]

What are you loaded on?

MGD (american beer when I live in Canada, don't ask) and rum & coke.

[Permanent Solution]

Meh. Weed > Booze, to me.

Being drunk is far overrated.
I've never gotten high either, decided not to risk it since I have an addictive personality. I do drink a little time to time, like in Europe, wine at meals and such. Rum & Coke is good stuff, one of the favorite things I have had. Popular among my family culture wise.

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

Gah beer sucks, makes you a pissin' machine. At least you had some rum in the mix of it...

Hard alcohol all the way!


And I have never tried weed, and don't really intend to.

[Bartender]

Real beer is excellent. There's just so little of it about, especially on your side of the Atlantic.

[Paranoidd]

Meh, I have a really addictive personality, which is one of the reasons I stick to weed.

Weed is just fun, that's all. You don't really get supid like you do when drunk.

Bobo, I used to be a scotch drinker. 12 year old aged single malt...mmmm...till my ulcer hit. Weed is medicinal for me...give me appetite, lets me sleep (insomniac ++) and kills pain.

[Permanent Solution]

Real beer is excellent. There's just so little of it about, especially on your side of the Atlantic.
I still didn't like beer in Germany. I guess I'm not a beer person, love wine though. Rum too, best stuff I have ever had comes from my dad's country :thumb:

[Paranoidd]

Real beer is excellent. There's just so little of it about, especially on your side of the Atlantic.

Canadian beer is good. Alexander Keiths is nice.

From Europe, I like Heineken (cliche, I know) or Hoegaarden.


I just usually can't drink beer because of my ulcer. Alcohol + carbonation KILLS me.

[Paranoidd]

I still didn't like beer in Germany. I guess I'm not a beer person, love wine though. Rum too, best stuff I have ever had comes from my dad's country :thumb:

WIne is great.

I'm of Italian descent, so I know my wine.

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

Real beer is excellent. There's just so little of it about, especially on your side of the Atlantic.


Maybe if you are drinking it casually, but if I want to get wasted I don't want to drink like 15 beers to just get near a buzz...


And also what the **** is with the reputation whores in the guitar forum? There is like 8 PR-DL threads on the first page, seems like its getting a little out of hand whoring out files for reputation points.

[Permanent Solution]

Meh, I have a really addictive personality, which is one of the reasons I stick to weed.

Weed is just fun, that's all. You don't really get supid like you do when drunk.

Bobo, I used to be a scotch drinker. 12 year old aged single malt...mmmm...till my ulcer hit. Weed is medicinal for me...give me appetite, lets me sleep (insomniac ++) and kills pain.
Meh, I can't afford it, so I don't want to risk getting addicted. I am already addicted to salt and sugar so that I need to keep my levels up in my blood or I start losing control to a degree.

My last name is Molieri, Paranoidd :)

[Paranoidd]

I like alot of sugar. Salt is bad though, my family cooks with way too much of it.

I drink coffee completely black, but tea with sugar +++

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

Meh, I have a really addictive personality, which is one of the reasons I stick to weed.

Weed is just fun, that's all. You don't really get supid like you do when drunk.

Bobo, I used to be a scotch drinker. 12 year old aged single malt...mmmm...till my ulcer hit. Weed is medicinal for me...give me appetite, lets me sleep (insomniac ++) and kills pain.


That sucks for your ulcer, but I have never had scotch yett. I have to get my hands on some of it...

[Bartender]

Maybe if you are drinking it casually, but if I want to get wasted I don't want to drink like 15 beers to just get near a buzz...

We need Wintermute in here, he can put forth the case much better than I can.

But yeah, I don't get wasted often - usually wait until a party at a certain friend's house, for nostalgic reasons - but straight vodka and Aftershock is usually how I get started.

[Permanent Solution]

I eat 3 pound bags of pretzles in a week when I have them.

[Paranoidd]

That sucks for your ulcer, but I have never had scotch yett. I have to get my hands on some of it...

Scotch whiskey is just an aquired taste I think.

Good stuff gets rather expensive, heh.

[Paranoidd]

I eat 3 pound bags of pretzles in a week when I have them.

I eat 30 cookies in half an hour.

[Permanent Solution]

I eat 30 cookies in half an hour.
Impressive. I jus ate a box of candy...not good since I was planing on being asleep right now.

[Paranoidd]

anyway guys, thinkgs are getting hazy, i need slepe because i have to go party again tomorrow night (just like this).

nite. (3:24 am over here).

[Bartender]

Night, 'noidd. It's 8:30am here, and I need breakfast :(

[Permanent Solution]

Night Paranoidd. It's 1:30 here, I don't need breakfast. I ate dinner a little bit ago...

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

Laters...


Its 12:29 here...

[Bartender]

AM or PM, both of you?

[Permanent Solution]

AM, I would assume Bobo is west coast?

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

AM, I would assume Bobo is west coast?


Yea, I am on the west coast in the lonely state of Oregon.

[Permanent Solution]

Yea, I am on the west coast in the lonely state of Oregon.
Ah, I was west coast before daylight savings, but Arizona doesn't change times, they changes time zones heh. I have relatives in Washinton and Calii though...Oregon is lonely...

[Arucard]

well its only 12:08 am here, and my guitar teacher decided to not turn up to my lesson today.
good morning lol

[Arucard]

also does R+M have a gig diary?
if we dont, can i make one, ill be sure to monitor it and stuff
the punk one is real good

[Bartender]

Ask in the Problems, Questions, Suggestions thread.

[superpeer]

Not many seem online.

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

Yes indeedy...

[Bartender]

Not many indeedy.

[shortass]

Hi all :wave:

[Bartender]

Hello.

[Kingofdudes]

Hi :wave:

[Bartender]

Hello :wave:

[Kingofdudes]

Bye :wave:

/me has work :(

[shortass]

Bye :wave:

[Bartender]

See you later.

[Bartender]

So. Anyone here?

[shortass]

I'm here

[superpeer]

So, I'm listening to P.O.D. and enjoying it. :) (:upset: )

[Bartender]

I'm here

Hello!

[shortass]

:eek: !!!

[Bartender]

So, I'm listening to P.O.D. and enjoying it. :) (:upset: )

I'm not listening to P.O.D. and enjoying it. :) (:D)

[shortass]

Hello :wave:

[RNR]

*enters chat room-like thread*

:wave:

[MorduM]

the hulk movie is stupid

heh, p.o.d is stupid also.

[shortass]

never watched the hulk movie

[MorduM]

i meant the new one.. i was drunk and at the time it felt like the best thing ever to go see the new hulk movie.. i was wrong..

[shortass]

I knew it was gunna be crap so didn't watch it

[i am the robots]

When the new Slipknot CD came out, my friends all went out and got it, but I knew it was gonna be crap so I didn't get it.

[Arucard]

im here
and i bought Dragonforce - Sonic Firestorm today
it rocks
but i had a crap pracitce with these guys, we play unholy confessions, and only me the drummer and the singer bothered to learn it/turn up on time
this guy who called himself a bassist might as well have played it with his ears, and the other guitairst just played it all wrong







yes i am grumpy

[shortass]

You should get me as a bassist. I'm reliable :thumb:

[Arucard]

are u good?!
lol
can u play unholy confessions by a7x
where do u live lol

[shortass]

I'm alright
Never tried. Never herd it to be honest
Up in a lil village near york

[Arucard]

u live in england?
or there some rip off york in america

[shortass]

nope in England

[Arucard]

cool
i just repped u for living in england
feel proud

[Bartender]

Hulk smash.

[shortass]

Yes he does

[Bartender]

I also live in England, by the way.

[shortass]

Do ya? wow! there's more english people than I thought on these forums

[Mekkalayakay]

I shall be spending the whole day (starting in an hour or so) working on a spaghetti bridge for Geometry class. :(

[shortass]

spaghetti bridge?!?

[MorduM]

When the new Behemoth album came out, none of my friends went out and got it because they dont know what it is. I knew it was going to be awesome, so i went and got it..

[MorduM]

spaghetti bridge?!?

i second that..

:confused:

[dave grohl]

I third that.

[Mekkalayakay]

It's quite self explanatory...

I have to make a bridge out of spaghetti noodles that can hold a certain amount of weight.

[shortass]

oh right...I get ya

[Bartender]

Anyone doing anything fun out there?

[RNR]

No.

[Bartender]

Oh, okay.

[RNR]

Hmm, cool.

*goes off to build time machine and then travel back in time having adventures in a lame-movie fasion*

[Dancin' Man]

I wonder if I'll go to a dance tonight. I'm cold and tired. But there will be girls in scandalous clothes that want to touch me.....

[Permanent Solution]

I am writing a 10 page essay, that is fun right?

Right?

:upset:

[Kingofdudes]

/me eats chip

Im bored :(

[superpeer]

So, my girlfriend's parents came into the room while I was on her...

Clothes lying all around the room.


Must have made a good impression. :upset:

[Bartender]

Hehe.

[RNR]

So, my girlfriend's parents came into the room while I was on her...

Clothes lying all around the room.


Must have made a good impression. :upset:

Nice :thumb:

You're my hero :)

[shortass]

Sorry man...that's bad.

[superpeer]

Well, her mom was good at hiding her anger, I even got some ice cream. :cool:

[Permanent Solution]

Well, her mom was good at hiding her anger, I even got some ice cream. :cool:
That's awesome...almost makes me wish I had a gf.

Almost.

[RNR]

Well, her mom was good at hiding her anger, I even got some ice cream. :cool:

Ice cream sweetens any situation :cool: :ice cream:

[superpeer]

That's awesome...almost makes me wish I had a gf.

Almost.

Why not? :eek:

*congratulates Jelle*



Incidentally, was the ice cream any good?

Ice cream is always good.

[RNR]

^not poo ice cream.

(true story ++ :eek: ).

[jpj]

^not poo ice cream.

(true story ++ :eek: ).
poo ice cream :confused:

/me wants some

[Permanent Solution]

Why not? :eek:

Long, bad emo story :cool:

[superpeer]

We have time. :cool:

[shortass]

^not poo ice cream.

(true story ++ :eek: ).
what? :confused:

[RNR]

*brings in bean bag chairs and hot chocolate*

*waits*

what? :confused:

I'll tell the story after zeppelinfan tells his.

[Permanent Solution]

Oy...you guys don't really want to hear it do you?

[Bartender]

Long, bad emo story :cool:

I have no long, bad, emo story, and yet I still don't want one.

[Bartender]

Oy...you guys don't really want to hear it do you?

Yeah, we do.

*waits*

[shortass]

Oy...you guys don't really want to hear it do you?
of course we do :D

[jpj]

Oy...you guys don't really want to hear it do you?
Tell so I can hear about the poo ice cream.

[RNR]

Yay! This is my 100th post in this thread :chug:

Bean bag chairs for all!

[shortass]

wooooo! beanbags!!!

[jpj]

Yay! This is my 100th post in this thread :chug:

Bean bag chairs for all!
Sweet :thumb:

I want to know the story behind the poo ice cream.

[shortass]

I want to hear both stories. *Hint Hint*

[Permanent Solution]

Well, so basically, neing the loser I am, I never had a gf until senior year of high school, mainly because I have no self-esteem, and had been turned down for dates a few times previously. Finally though, this girl (my friend's twin sister) ends up really liking me, and after he gave me the go-ahead, I went ahead and started dating her, a few weeks later we started going out. For about two weeks things are going nicely, we go to her homecoming and have a blast, and then she goes and spends a weekend at a Christian camp. After this camp, for some reason, she basically cold to me and things start going askew. So I decide to just sorta let it go and we go to my homecoming that next weekend, we have a fun time, but afterwards she is as distant as ever, so finally about a week later she calls me during a study session, and I say I will call her back, knowing we are breaking up, no big deal. Things were not going great, I can deal with it, sure enough it is exactly as I thought, and it is a good breakup. However, within a week, rumors filter back that apparently after I broke with her (or vice-a-versa, whatever, mutual), I had apparently told this kid that I wanted to kill her. Things end up going really bad based on this untrue rumor, and every friend I have had and trusted since 4th grade basically turns their back on me and acts like I was a jerk in this situation. The kid I allegedly told that I wanted to kill her starts going out with her a week after we break up. I guess he didn't have enough of a rebound until he mad our breakup bad. Basically the end result is that I have always been depressed, but the combination of these events drops me to a new low and I start considering suicide because I have no friends, school is sucking, and I really have no one to talk to. This lasts from about october to March, at which point people start realizing I was in the right, but I have lost all trust in my friends, and basically cannot forgive them until early summer break, and even then, only a select few. So at the root of it, a jealous friend caused me to almost kill myself, so I decided spending time with girls was not the thing for me. Additionally there were a lot of problems in the middle, so it was never an ideal relationship, so it was only troubles and expensive for me. No reason to ever try it again.

[shortass]

I'm sorry :upset:
I really feel sorry for you

[RNR]

Oh man, poo can't ever top that.

:(

[jpj]

Make it into a song and get rich. That'll show the jealous bastard.

[superpeer]

Wow, man. I can't believe all your friends just bought that !

I would have seriously molested that guy who had spread the rumour.

[Permanent Solution]

Make it into a song and get rich. That'll show the jealous bastard.
I write a lot of songs, but none about that, I could never put that in writing to do it justice.

[jpj]

Oh man, poo can't ever top that.

:(
Sure it can. Poo always lightens the mood.

[halfdeadhippo]

Screw molesting him, I'd have slit the ****er's throat.

[jpj]

I'd have pooed on him *hint hint*

[Permanent Solution]

Wow, man. I can't believe all your friends just bought that !

I would have seriously molested that guy who had spread the rumour.
I thought about it, but it wouldn't have solved the problem, it would have just aggravated it since they all believed him. Basically, all my friends went to school with this kid, so I didn't even know about it for a week, and by then my case was not argueable. At that point I stopped hanging out with them, and so even the ones who went to my school sided with the rest of them, and then I basically had nothing left.

[Bartender]

Wow, man. I can't believe all your friends just bought that !

I would have seriously molested that guy who had spread the rumour.

Yes. Good course of action. Assuming you mean molested with a large stick, or something?

Christian camps seem to have a habit of breaking people up, similar thing happened to a friend of mine. Just the breaking up part though, not the evil after that; that's just bad.

[superpeer]

*big group hug*

[superpeer]

Also, 5000th reply !

[RavenousMetalist87]

I'd be pretty pissed too. Now if I had to fight back if he threatened me, I think I'd hit him in the head with a pipe first, slap him with a fish, and then beat him with a steel baseball bat if he threatened me.

Sorry to hear that **** happened, zeppelinfan :upset:

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

I would have personally introduced his face to my nice little buddy here...the lead pipe.

That guy's an ***...

[superpeer]

Yes. Good course of action. Assuming you mean molested with a large stick, or something?

Christian camps seem to have a habit of breaking people up, similar thing happened to a friend of mine. Just the breaking up part though, not the evil after that; that's just bad.

Or maybe something sharper. :o

[Dancin' Man]

Or maybe something sharper. :o


Spastic comment of the night: I like to pronounce your name Jelly. I don't know if it's right and I doubt it is but it's fun.

[Permanent Solution]

Haha, thanks for the support guys, but that is pretty much why I have decided to not deal with that anymore.

[shortass]

I think we should all hear the poo story to brighten us up

[jpj]

rock not roll get your *** in here and tell us the poo story!!!!

[Permanent Solution]

Agreed.

[Dancin' Man]

On the bright side, now Zepfan is in Arizona with lots of very hot girls. Take hardcore pornos of you having sex with lots of girls giving the camera a nice big middle finger. Then send the pictures to the guy who started the rumor.

[superpeer]

Spastic comment of the night: I like to pronounce your name Jelly. I don't know if it's right and I doubt it is but it's fun.

It's not right. :mad:

[jpj]

It's not right. :mad:
How do you say it then, Gel? I like Jelly.

[Dancin' Man]

Possibilities:

Jelly
Jaylee
Jel <----- is guessing this one
Jelluh
Gel
Jul
Julluh
Jully
Jayle
Superpeer

[superpeer]

It's pronounced as 'Yelluh'.


We pronounce the J differently. :)

[Dancin' Man]

It's pronounced as 'Yelluh'.

Old Yelluh?

[jpj]

It's pronounced as 'Yelluh'.


We pronounce the J differently. :)
Whatever Jelly.

/gets banned

[Permanent Solution]

It's pronounced as 'Yelluh'.


We pronounce the J differently. :)
Like...when in westerns they say you are "yelluh bellied?" That is sorta comical... :thumb:

[Dancin' Man]

Yelluh bellied lily liveruhd snake!

[jpj]

Like...when in westerns they say you are "yelluh bellied?" That is sorta comical... :thumb:
Yes, so you better not go to the old west or they'll think you're a coward, actually you probably are.

/gets perm banned

[RNR]

Sorry for the lateness.


So basicly I was at my friend's house and he asked if I wanted some ice cream. He went away for a very long time and he came back and had **** in the ice cream (it was chocolate so it blended in!). And, umm, the rest takes care of itself :upset:

[superpeer]

Yeah, sure, make fun of my name. :(

[Permanent Solution]

Yes, so you better not go to the old west or they'll think you're a coward, actually you probably are.

/gets perm banned
Haha

Jelle: Hey, I'm yelluh.
Bandit: I bet you are, so get outta here.
Jelle: :confused:
Bandit shoots Jelle

/deleted

[Permanent Solution]

Sorry for the lateness.


So basicly I was at my friend's house and he asked if I wanted some ice cream. He went away for a very long time and he came back and had **** in the ice cream (it was chocolate so it blended in!). And, umm, the rest takes care of itself :upset:
So you ate poo eh? I now know someone who was over the age of three and ate poo, good times :cool:

[jpj]

Sorry for the lateness.


So basicly I was at my friend's house and he asked if I wanted some ice cream. He went away for a very long time and he came back and had **** in the ice cream (it was chocolate so it blended in!). And, umm, the rest takes care of itself :upset:
:lol: Wow that's nasty, well at leats your name isn't Jelle.


Ok, that was the last name joke.

[shortass]

Sorry for the lateness.


So basicly I was at my friend's house and he asked if I wanted some ice cream. He went away for a very long time and he came back and had **** in the ice cream (it was chocolate so it blended in!). And, umm, the rest takes care of itself :upset:
That's a bit tight though really... feeding someone poo :(

[superpeer]

**** you guys.

[superpeer]

Sorry for the lateness.


So basicly I was at my friend's house and he asked if I wanted some ice cream. He went away for a very long time and he came back and had **** in the ice cream (it was chocolate so it blended in!). And, umm, the rest takes care of itself :upset:

How does poo taste?

[jpj]

What did you do to you're friend? And how long did it take you to notice it was poo?

[Permanent Solution]

**** you guys.
:eek:

Oh well, at least we weren't banninated...

/lucky

We still love you Superpeer :)

[Dancin' Man]

:eek:

Oh well, at least we weren't banninated...

/lucky

We still love you Superpeer :)


Smooth.

[halfdeadhippo]

What did you do to you're friend? And how long did it take you to notice it was poo?

Probably right around the time he noticed that it didn't taste like chocolate.

[jpj]

:eek:

Oh well, at least we weren't banninated...

/lucky

We still love you Jelly :)
fix'd

[Dancin' Man]

Probably right around the time he noticed that it didn't taste like chocolate.


Chocolate and corn. Ewwwwww

[Permanent Solution]

Probably right around the time he noticed that it didn't taste like chocolate.
What if poo tastes like chocolate? :eek:

I thought so too FF :)

[Dancin' Man]

e-pound

/sticks out e-fist

[superpeer]

That's it, I'm outta here.

Goodnight.

[Permanent Solution]

/e-pounds

[Permanent Solution]

That's it, I'm outta here.

Goodnight.
Nighty. :wave:

[RNR]

Superpeer: it tasted really bad. That's all that i can say.

JPJ: At first I just thought that it was bad tasting ice cream so I ate a bit. Then I asked him what kind it was and he said poo :(.

I got him back though. Itching powder in his underwear drawer! :smash:

We've made up and called a truce.

[Broken Arrow]

Superpeer: it tasted really bad. That's all that i can say.

JPJ: At first I just thought that it was bad tasting ice cream so I ate a bit. Then I asked him what kind it was and he said poo :(.

I got him back though. Itching powder in his underwear drawer! :smash:

We've made up and called a truce.
Thats all you did??

You should of creamed in a sandwich a gave it to him.

[Permanent Solution]

Thats all you did??

You should of creamed in a sandwich a gave it to him.
So I was listening to love line one night, and apparently they played a game called "Soggy waffle." He was the last one, so he had to eat said waffle, and the next day he got really sick, they told him "Girls eat it all the time, it is actually healthy, and keeps down your weight used in moderation." :lol:

[Dancin' Man]

I had a friend at a dance camp once and we put Icy Hot in his dance belts (uncomfortable male undergarment (Dancebelt:underwear::Push-up bra:Bra)

He inadvertantly got us back though. We only put Icy Hot on the dirty ones.

[Dancin' Man]

So I was listening to love line one night, and apparently they played a game called "Soggy waffle." He was the last one, so he had to eat said waffle, and the next day he got really sick, they told him "Girls eat it all the time, it is actually healthy, and keeps down your weight used in moderation." :lol:


Like guy swimmers. They play Ookie Cookie. Everyone jizzes on the cookie and if you can't, you eat it.

[RNR]

Thats all you did??

You should of creamed in a sandwich a gave it to him.

:amaze:, call it mayonnaise.

*idea*

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Like guy swimmers. They play Ookie Cookie. Everyone jizzes on the cookie and if you can't, you eat it.
So stupid haha, usually the goal is to last long, not get off quick :rolleyes:

[Dancin' Man]

The goal is to get off period


/chauvanist

[RNR]

If you mess around with the psaces in my name it says "rock no troll". Wow.

:cool:

[Broken Arrow]

mine says- LIve Wired w00t

[Dancin' Man]

If you mess around with the spaces in my name it says Fas tFingers.

Pretty cool huh?

What is the best audio editing software for remixes? For sketchbook in Video Art I'm supposed to take a bunch of music and remix it into one new song so that I can make a video for it and need to know what software is nice and user friendly.

[jpj]

Like guy swimmers. They play Ookie Cookie. Everyone jizzes on the cookie and if you can't, you eat it.
Is that like cum biscuit? rock not roll showed us that game.

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Is that like cum biscuit? rock not roll showed us that game.
Showed eh? How did he do tha...take it back, I don't want to know.

[Dancin' Man]

I do.

[RNR]

I think it's pretty self-explanatory :naughty:

[jpj]

He just ate a biscuit that had Badmoon's jiz on it.

[Dancin' Man]

FAG0rTS!



/been in the Pit

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He just ate a biscuit that had Badmoon's jiz on it.
oic

[RNR]

The pit is awesome. I can spam however I like and I don't get banned.

[Permanent Solution]

The pit is awesome. I can spam however I like and I don't get banned.
No, The Pit is bad, I make good posts and lose rep :(

[Dancin' Man]

Hey. Answer my question.

What is the best audio editing software for remixes? For sketchbook in Video Art I'm supposed to take a bunch of music and remix it into one new song so that I can make a video for it and need to know what software is nice and user friendly.

[Riva]

To Fast Fingers: Couldn't tell ya.

So yeah, how is everyone's day today?

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Tastes like poo...

:lol:

[jpj]

Tastes like poo...

:lol:
Same here.

[Riva]

Tastes like poo...

:lol:


Jeez, if this thread gets pulled back down to the gutter, I ain't joining in. :p

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I went to the store today, and I was going to buy some ice cream, but I opted instead for sherbert...coincidence? Probably, passion fruit and mango sherbert is just plain tasty :p

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

I went to the store today, and I was going to buy some ice cream, but I opted instead for sherbert...coincidence? Probably, passion fruit and mango sherbert is just plain tasty :p


Mint chocolate chip ice cream > all ice cream EVER.

[Riva]

I am currently eating an Anzac biscuit. It is very nice.

[Permanent Solution]

Mint chocolate chip ice cream > all ice cream EVER.
Meh, it's good. There are better things.

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

Meh, it's good. There are better things.


No there is not, your opinion is not valid! :smash: :smash:

[i am the robots]

My opinion is though, the best icecream is chocolate peanutbutter swirl.

[jpj]

Mint chocolate chip ice cream > all ice cream EVER.
Agreed.

Mint Chocalate Chip pwns all.

[i am the robots]

Agreed.

Mint Chocalate Chip pwns all.

No, just no.

me :smash:
you :(

[Riva]

Ok, everyone. A week or so ago I had a friend's 18th, which was a dress-up party. I went as an '80s metalhead, because I would look damn sexy. Anyways, the party was a great success, and plenty a photo was taken. Anyways, part of the costume was a pair of authentic, skin tight jeans that I dug up at an op-shop. Bartender cajoled me into showing off my lean physique, (for reasons we will never know :amaze: :naughty: ), so here are some pictures.

Myself and my girlfriend at her house before the party. (She is a fairy)
http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th4.jpg

Us again, posing this time.
http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th2.jpg (Note that the pants, while indistinct in this shot, are in fact blood-clottingly tight)

At the party, once the alchohol had kicked in.
http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th1.jpg

And for all you Canucks, my Canadian-Australian friend went as one of his country's icons: http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th3.jpg


And rep ++ to whomever can guess the '80s hair metal band that is featured on my home-made shirt.

[xizoesira]

Fudge Tracks, while not a very appetizing name, is a damn fine ice cream.

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Twisted Sister is on the shirt...

[CreepingBlack]

Ok, everyone. A week or so ago I had a friend's 18th, which was a dress-up party. I went as an '80s metalhead, because I would look damn sexy. Anyways, the party was a great success, and plenty a photo was taken. Anyways, part of the costume was a pair of authentic, skin tight jeans that I dug up at an op-shop. Bartender cajoled me into showing off my lean physique, (for reasons we will never know :amaze: :naughty: ), so here are some pictures.

Myself and my girlfriend at her house before the party. (She is a fairy)
http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th4.jpg

Us again, posing this time.
http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th2.jpg (Note that the pants, while indistinct in this shot, are in fact blood-clottingly tight)

At the party, once the alchohol had kicked in.
http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th1.jpg

And for all you Canucks, my Canadian-Australian friend went as one of his country's icons: http://photobucket.com/albums/v376/JasonTheSteve/?action=view&current=Jennas18th3.jpg


And rep ++ to whomever can guess the '80s hair metal band that is featured on my home-made shirt.
congratulations on your hot girlfriend, i just beat off to her.
only joking. But shes still hot.

[SonorKen]

So, I got in a fight about an hour ago at work. Im a medic, some azz called us to help him, then decided to beat me down. He nailed me 3 times, jaw, nose, and mouth. I plant a knee kick on him, bring him down, we wrestle around some more, he nails me in the chest, we wrestle some more, I finally get in control of him and take him down.

The crappy thing is I warned this dude at least 10 times to not even think about hitting me. I could tell he was going to and told him if he hit me it was the same as hitting a cop and he would spend a minimum of 1 year in jail. Well, I guess he wanted to go to jail cus after I held him down till the cops got there as soon as I let him up he decided to 2-step with 4 cops all holding riot batons, well, he lost that battle pretty quick.

So now I get to go to the counties lawyers monday, give deposistions, and start all this big *** process cus some guy wanted to be an ***. How was your day at work??? haha

[Riva]

Hehe, that is an awesome story, SFK. I wish stuff like that happened at my work.

*would like to beat down the next customer asking me why the onions are next to the garlic*

[Permanent Solution]

I don't work, but that **** sucks. Almost as good as my emo story earlier, but you won haha. Nothing too bad happen to you though, no broken nose or anything? Anyways, yeah, that sounds like no fun even though I love fighting, just not when I'm supposed to be helping someone...

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

w00t, go Ken!


Sounds like a bad *** day at work haha.

[SonorKen]

haha yea, I love to fight, just not when Im at work and can have my azz sued off. This whole thing was basically him punching me and me wrestling him down and pinning him to the ground.

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haha yea, I love to fight, just not when Im at work and can have my azz sued off. This whole thing was basically him punching me and me wrestling him down and pinning him to the ground.
Funny thing is I was doing the exact same thing yesterday, but not at work. Basically, the 2nd degree blackbelts are supposed to learn how to take someone down when someone takes a shot at them. The guy I was fighting didn't realize I knew groundfighting though and I pwned him. :chug:

[Riva]

I just realised this page contains almost all stars! :lol:

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Poor Creeping Black...

[Riva]

Pfft... no elite stars for him!

So, it seems that stories > pink floyd > pizza > star wars > haircuts > food in this thread.

Has anyone here seen "Dodgeball"? I thought it was pretty funny.

[Cain]

Pfft... no elite stars for him!


Nor me....I'm not a very prolific poster is why.

[Cain]

Dammit, am I the only one here? There's always someone up.

[Riva]

I'm here. Discuss my topic dammit! :p

[Permanent Solution]

Pfft... no elite stars for him!

So, it seems that stories > pink floyd > pizza > star wars > haircuts > food in this thread.

Has anyone here seen "Dodgeball"? I thought it was pretty funny.
pizza/=food???

[Riva]

pizza/=food???

But food in general is discussed less than pizza. Hence, pizza is a elite catergory within the food definition.

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elitism++

[Cain]

elitism++

You just wait. I'll ge there, Dammit!

Anyway, Riva, I have not seen Dodgeball. I have wanted to, though, it looks really funny. What's so great about it in your opinion?

[Bartender]

Ken, I think I can say without reservation that that is the coolest work story I've ever heard.

Crap though it is that you now have to go through all the stuff that follows :-/

[Bartender]

Oh, and after reading several pages of Fast Finger's posts, I have to say I CAN GO WIV CHRIZ'

[Riva]

Anyway, Riva, I have not seen Dodgeball. I have wanted to, though, it looks really funny. What's so great about it in your opinion?

Well, it is quite funny. A bit unbelievable at times, but still it has some of the better slapstick comedy scenes that I have seen for a while.

[Riva]

Oh, and after reading several pages of Fast Finger's posts, I have to say I CAN GO WIV CHRIZ'


Yes.... I agree. :amaze: :confused: :confused:

[MorduM]

dodgeball, thats a funny movie!

[shortass]

Good morning :wave:

[shortass]

dodgeball, thats a funny movie!
drawing with team america for funniest film ever

[Bartender]

Yes.... I agree. :amaze: :confused: :confused:

It's from a book. FF's user title is the first line, and as yet no one has posted the third.

[Riva]

What book is this?

[Bartender]

The Silence of the Lambs, I think. Either that, or Hannibal. I can't remember which.

[Riva]

Speaking of people-eating, Domino's released the "Maniac" range here in Australia, and it had "Maniac" meatlovers. Who really needs that much BBQ sauce on their pizza?!? It is tomato paste or nothing with me.

[Bartender]

That might just be the best segue ever. But as to the Maniac range, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Riva]

Just picture a normal pizza, but with more toppings and less value for money.

[Bartender]

That sounds like a crappy pizza.

Aww, you made me hungry now, and I've got nothing in. I hope the shops are open today.

[Riva]

It's a sunday. I'd hope they're open.

[Bartender]

Well I'm gonna go in search of food, of some kind. See you in twenty minutes or so.

[Arucard]

i just got back from getting food
ummm, crisps...

[Bartender]

I'm back too. Slightly longer than my predicted twenty minutes (the closest store was closed, so I had to walk far), but success! I have crisps, bread and something to drink.

[Arucard]

rocking
when my dad gets back, i get to eat roast chicken...
i love mooching of my dads cooking obsession