Tool

[Kage]

It makes no less sense than the actual title of the song.

But I like that idea as a thread title.

[Darkness]

Wouldn't it be like... the balls of Tool? I guess that makes sense... I didn't really think about it to much.

/minds lost in new Opeth

[Otherside]

I like either that or "(-) Tool"

[Kage]

No, it means "The Eggs of Tool," just like the song means "The Eggs of Satan."

[Darkness]

Really? I was told it ment balls, and always thought that... I never thought to question. Anyways, we have some decent names now. Lets just vote and be done with it.

[adioviva]

I'm sorry, but I am very sick of people worshipping Tool. They play in odd time signatures that simply have nothing to do with the sacred Geometry they supposedly espouse. All my recorded material is based on mathmatical structures that have proven themselves through eons.

Their supposed use of art as a communcation of the collective unconcious is simply elementary rambling. Freud would spit on them given the opportunity.
And since they seem to have the proverbial tit of Freud in their mouths, thats an insult.

On a more basic level, their grasp of modality is, quite frankly, lacking. They rely on the standards set forth by musicians from hundreds of years ago. By that i mean, the concept of a 12 tone music system. It is insulting that they continue to push the tradition that music comprises only these notes, indian music for example, has many many more possibilites for melodic invention. To say that they are truly on the forefront of music, is, with all due respect, disheartening.

[Darkness]

lol... dude your the biggest joke. You tried the same thing in the Dream Theater thread. Just get lost. Now.

[Moses]

On a more basic level, their grasp of modality is, quite frankly, lacking.
You're grasp of Tool is lacking since they mostly play in the mode of D Dorian.

Also there are only twleve tones in all of music. Sure, you can say a pitch between the notes could be used but nobody has done that for about 800 years. Modes use just as many tones as any other scale and Indian style music so you should probably shut your mouth.

Also people, look at what he said in the Rush thread....

cant canada do anything right. sometimes when i hear rush my testicles start to bleed becuase his voice is so high. i cant stand high voices, they make my testicles bleed.

and theyre drumming is annoying too because its all like in odd time and stuff, and my feeble brain cannot handle this "odd time" what the hell is that anyway god what is like the song being 3:43 seconds odd time but like 3:42 even time what the hell

screw canada

And since they seem to have the proverbial tit of Freud in their mouths, thats an insult.

Maybe you should ask your mother about who had her tit in their mouth last night.

I'll continue to add to this flame until justice is served.

[Magicaltroll]

I'm sorry, but I am very sick of people worshipping Tool. They play in odd time signatures that simply have nothing to do with the sacred Geometry they supposedly espouse. All my recorded material is based on mathmatical structures that have proven themselves through eons.

Their supposed use of art as a communcation of the collective unconcious is simply elementary rambling. Freud would spit on them given the opportunity.
And since they seem to have the proverbial tit of Freud in their mouths, thats an insult.

On a more basic level, their grasp of modality is, quite frankly, lacking. They rely on the standards set forth by musicians from hundreds of years ago. By that i mean, the concept of a 12 tone music system. It is insulting that they continue to push the tradition that music comprises only these notes, indian music for example, has many many more possibilites for melodic invention. To say that they are truly on the forefront of music, is, with all due respect, disheartening.
What's your favorite band?

[BlindWriting]

I'm sorry, but I am very sick of people worshipping Tool. They play in odd time signatures that simply have nothing to do with the sacred Geometry they supposedly espouse. All my recorded material is based on mathmatical structures that have proven themselves through eons.

Their supposed use of art as a communcation of the collective unconcious is simply elementary rambling. Freud would spit on them given the opportunity.
And since they seem to have the proverbial tit of Freud in their mouths, thats an insult.

On a more basic level, their grasp of modality is, quite frankly, lacking. They rely on the standards set forth by musicians from hundreds of years ago. By that i mean, the concept of a 12 tone music system. It is insulting that they continue to push the tradition that music comprises only these notes, indian music for example, has many many more possibilites for melodic invention. To say that they are truly on the forefront of music, is, with all due respect, disheartening.
whoo's Froooid??? lol cna u give m3 his email yo!!1!??

[adioviva]

my favorite band right now is ars gratia artis. they are progressive "rock" that has little to do with rock other than that they have the usual rock setup, with the inclusion of several drum machines and synth players as well an ondes martenot player.

[Mr Herb]

Whats wrong with odd times? they relax me from all the 4/4 bull**** on the radio

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

So you mean post rock?

I vote for Und Kiene <new tool in german> for the thread title. :cool:

/loud cheers

EDIT: Oh, and about these sacred geometric time sigs- Nope, sorry. Maynard wrote the lyrics to Lateralus in the Fibonacci sequence, but the song is in 12/8 time, which really has not a whole to do with sacred geomotry. Also, Danny Carey's drum pattern also somehow progresses along with this pattern, but I'm not a drummer, so I have no clue how to dissect his drumming. :shrug:

[Kage]

/loud cheers

:lol:

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Yesterday, I was driving around with my friend, listening to Hooker, I think, and I was telling him about what Die Eier Von Satan meant, and also how "und kiene eier" meant AND NO EGGS! I then put Die Eier Von Satan on, and at the end, when Maynard whispers "und kiene eier" in that extremely devilish voice, we both just looked at each other for a couple seconds and then just burst out laughing.

Kage, since you're in AP German, could you translate all of Die Eier? :-D

[Killtacular]

I was under the impression Und meant "and." No?

And if I remember correctly, in the 'chorus' part thingy, the drums change from 9/8 to 8/8 to 7/8. Or something. Also, that's not Maynard in Die Eier.

There's a translation in the lyrics part of the Toolshed.

[Kage]

Uhm, not all of it, because the words used are very...well, let's just say they're words that you'd really need to be immersed in a situation where you spoke German all the time to know the words. Stuff like "tablespoon" and "salt." My vocabulary is my weakest part of German, but I'm very good at the grammar and technical aspects of it.

By the way, it's "keine," not "kiene." :p

[adioviva]

its german for balls of satan, its a receipe to make hash brownies, that get you hella stoned WORD UP NUCCAS

[Kage]

No it doesn't, you jackass.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

I was under the impression Und meant "and." No?

And if I remember correctly, in the 'chorus' part thingy, the drums change from 9/8 to 8/8 to 7/8. Or something. Also, that's not Maynard in Die Eier.

There's a translation in the lyrics part of the Toolshed.

Und(and) keine(none/no) eier(eggs)

Yes, this is true, but from my limited knowledge of sacred geometry, there's nothing too sacred about the numbers 7 and 9.

Ok thanks, I'll definitely look there.

adivivivaiovaoa- For thinking Tool is "disheartening" or whatever, you sure do know a helluva lot about them.

[adioviva]

Vo ist die panzerkampfwagon?

:chug: school nights

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

Yesterday, I was driving around with my friend, listening to Hooker, I think, and I was telling him about what Die Eier Von Satan meant, and also how "und kiene eier" meant AND NO EGGS! I then put Die Eier Von Satan on, and at the end, when Maynard whispers "und kiene eier" in that extremely devilish voice, we both just looked at each other for a couple seconds and then just burst out laughing.

Kage, since you're in AP German, could you translate all of Die Eier? :-D

Adorable.

[Killtacular]

I vote for Und Kiene <new tool in german> for the thread title.

That's what I was referring to. It confused my fragile mind.
987 is some number in the Fibonacci sequence. I'm unaware of sacred geometry in that song.

[Kage]

I just realized I reached 4,000 posts. Awesome.

[Killtacular]

You get a thumb.

:thumb:

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

The Eggs of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
'Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim'

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.

GG Kage!

Scruples- Ah, I never looked at it as actually being nine hundred and eighty-seven. I'm not going to spend the time to add up all of those digits until I reach that point, but I'll see if you're correct on this. And just for the record, out of the three individual numbers, eight is the only number that occurs in the sequence.


Adguy-Callate tu boca despues como tu cara, pinche puto.



EDIT@SCRUPLES:0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987

Right you are, but it would have been wayy cooller to write a song in alternating bars of three, seven and seven. :p

[Kage]

So, based on that translation, you can see why I wouldn't know a lot of the words in there. But, yeah, there you go.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Man, I knew sim sala bim bamba sala do salim didn't sound like German. Wahah.

Ok, now the thing that is puzzling me is this- Why the crap would this recipe be in German if the units are "tablespoons?" That is one of the most English units of measurement out there. Stupid Tool.

[Kage]

That's a good point...hold on, let me look at the German lyrics real fast.

[adioviva]

I'm alright at german. CHECK IT:

Der panzerkampfwagon ist verboten. Auf Wiedesein. Ich versherer keine deutsche.

Heineken forever NUCCAS :chug:

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelvffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze t|rkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelvffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertf|nfzig Gramm gemahlene N|sse
Ein wenig echter Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Sch|ssel geben
Butter einr|hren
Gemahlene N|sse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgro_e St|cke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wdlzen und
Sagt die Zauberwvrter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad f|r f|nfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad f|r f|nfzehn Minuten backen

und Keine Eier ..

[adioviva]

Ich liebe es

[BlindWriting]

EDIT: Oh, and about these sacred geometric time sigs- Nope, sorry. Maynard wrote the lyrics to Lateralus in the Fibonacci sequence, but the song is in 12/8 time, which really has not a whole to do with sacred geomotry. Also, Danny Carey's drum pattern also somehow progresses along with this pattern, but I'm not a drummer, so I have no clue how to dissect his drumming. :shrug:
Okay, here's how it stands on the time signatures for the song Lateralus:

1. The song opens with Adam's repeating guitar line in 4/4.
2. The heavy stuff kicks in, with Adam and Justin playing parts 6/8 while Danny's drum beat consists of a measure of 9/8, followed by a measure of 8/8. followed by a mesure of 7/8. This is repeated three times.
3. In the first verse, the drums play in 4/4, and then in 5/4.
4. The heavy part is repeated for the chorus (9/8, 8/8. 7/8).
5. The verses are repeated, pretty much the same.
6. The heavy part is repeated for the second chorus (again, the stuff in 9/8, 8/8. 7/8). This time, the third repetition has a guitar solo instead of Maynard's lyrics.
7. The solo continues with a secondary part in 3/4.
8. After Justin's repeated bassline, Adam's guitar part from the first minute-and-a-half is again repeated. However, Danny does something incredibly cool by playing a beat in 5/4 over Adam and Justin's 4/4 parts. This gives it a very different, slightly confusing sound.
9. The song finishes with the big end stuff in 6/8.

Ta-da. So all in all, at different points, the song Lateralus is in 3/4, 4/4, 5/4, 6/8, 7/8, 8/8, and 9/8.

Basically, one hell of a song.


EDIT:
I really, really hope somebody reads this!

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Que se dice? Lo siento, pero no hablo mucho de que estas hablando. Solo tengo los clases de Espanol, tambien, mi escuela no tiene un clase para hablar tu lingua.

Tambien, lo siento para no acentos o otra gramatica.

BlindWriting- Thanks for that. I've always been under the impression that the verse is in 12/8. :confused: Oh, and I did read it all. :)

[adioviva]

vous fumez des pipes a boeuf, ouais?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

I'm drug free, as a matter of fact.

Freetranslation.com is a little better at translating French than German.

Y tu? Te gusta fumar el mato? Hagolo un tiempo, y no me gusta. Prefiero animal pornografia. :cool:

[BlindWriting]

I quit Spanish after four years to study Latin full time. Awesome language.

[adioviva]

Jcrois quilya des tappettes icite, ouais?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Forty Six & Tool is great, but N00bs will be searching for the word tool at the front of the thread name, hence why I chose 'Tool - Be patient' as it has tool first. Shameless plugging ++

Then why not Tool & 46?

Doesn't have the same ring to it. :(

How about Tool- The Bethlehem Abortion Clinic? Totally forgot about AJIG's idea. :-D

[BlindWriting]

I'm actually liking "Spiral Out – The Tool Thread" the best at this point.

[Darkness]

I like "Tool" "Tool - Spiral Out" and AJIGs is good to.

[adioviva]

I like "I know the pieces fit... into the tool thread!"

[Darkness]

Hey thats half decent!

[adioviva]

NUCCA PUHLEEZ! i know that :wave:

Or maybe: "Flush it all away... Floaters not appreciated"

[Sleeper]

Okay, here's how it stands on the time signatures for the song Lateralus:

1. The song opens with Adam's repeating guitar line in 4/4.
2. The heavy stuff kicks in, with Adam and Justin playing parts 6/8 while Danny's drum beat consists of a measure of 9/8, followed by a measure of 8/8. followed by a mesure of 7/8. This is repeated three times.
3. In the first verse, the drums play in 4/4, and then in 5/4.
4. The heavy part is repeated for the chorus (9/8, 8/8. 7/8).
5. The verses are repeated, pretty much the same.
6. The heavy part is repeated for the second chorus (again, the stuff in 9/8, 8/8. 7/8). This time, the third repetition has a guitar solo instead of Maynard's lyrics.
7. The solo continues with a secondary part in 3/4.
8. After Justin's repeated bassline, Adam's guitar part from the first minute-and-a-half is again repeated. However, Danny does something incredibly cool by playing a beat in 5/4 over Adam and Justin's 4/4 parts. This gives it a very different, slightly confusing sound.
9. The song finishes with the big end stuff in 6/8.

Ta-da. So all in all, at different points, the song Lateralus is in 3/4, 4/4, 5/4, 6/8, 7/8, 8/8, and 9/8.

Basically, one hell of a song.


EDIT:
I really, really hope somebody reads this!
I read it, I'm surprised you typed all that.

[adioviva]

I like schism more, its more original... that and the prison bitch song or whatever it is...?

[Darkness]

Prison Sex.

[repcak]

Update:

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread"
2) "tool - Go Where No One's Been"
3) "Tool - be patient"
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority"
5) "46 & tool"
6) tool
7) 'Thread with a *****' (thank you superpeer)
8) Toolology
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool"
10) Die Eier Von Tool.
11) "(-) Tool"


Really? I was told it ment balls, and always thought that... I never thought to question.

You can translate 'Eier' either with "eggs" or "balls", but in the context with the song it has to be "eggs" because it is a recipe for 'marihuana cookies'. :thumb: though i don't know if it works - when you bake cookies you have to use 'Eier' and maynard sings 'Keine Eier".

[Prince of Darkness]

We still haven't come to dicission about the thread name. It most definatly can't stay Rock & Metal's Tool thread. So we make a thread, with a poll(duh) and let's settle this.
Title: Tool Thread Name Change.

After each choice, you add the creator's username. Then, when a winner is chosen, the user responsible, will be praised.

Then everybody should post their ideas here for recap.

What do you think?(I would like to stand up to the challenge, if we decide to do it.) :thumb:



/reads above post.....but doesn't scrap idea :amaze:

[repcak]

I quit Spanish after four years to study Latin full time. Awesome language.
i had latin for 4years at school :upset: . in 1week i will fly to barcelona (spain) to visit my sister and i have only this one week to learn spanish! the only words i can speak are: hola, que tal? me llamo kacper. :lol:
****, i should learn more and don't sit around the computer all the time. :D

We still haven't come to dicission about the thread name. It most definatly can't stay Rock & Metal's Tool thread. So we make a thread, with a poll(duh) and let's settle this.
Title: Tool Thread Name Change.

After each choice, you add the creator's username. Then, when a winner is chosen, the user responsible, will be praised.

Then everybody should post their ideas here for recap.

What do you think?(I would like to stand up to the challenge, if we decide to do it.) :thumb:
hm... well, good idea (a thread with a poll with all the 11 suggestion i posted above), though i suppose the thread will be illegal.

[Prince of Darkness]

I asked for premission at the suggestion thread. I see what happens.

[repcak]

but then everybody will be able to vote (even non-tool-fans).

[Prince of Darkness]

hmm.Jokers. We don't need that. If we add a poll to the Tool thread, can you remove it later on? I heard someone say they wanted to recreate the Official Tool Thread. Maybe we could add a thread to this one, and then when it ends, we could move to a new thread.
Just a thought

[repcak]

i have a better idea. we take the list and everybody add one point to the name-suggestion he wants to have:

f.e.:
1) tool (1)
2) (-) tool (0)
3) tool - be patient (3)

the next one, will copy and paste... it will go on and on and the name with most points will win.

[clearvision]

Sounds good to me...

How long oes voting last for?

[Mr Herb]

We shoudnt add aything ekse to the name, look how pathetic the power metal looks no with its name

[Spiritofmosa]

but who will read 700 pages? that's impossible...



how can i see, how many posts i have done in a certain thread? i can't find it.

could lock the thread and archive
it


y dont we name the thread - TOOL -

[Mr Herb]

- TOOL - seems nice

[Prince of Darkness]

could lock the thread and archive
it


y dont we name the thread - TOOL -

Yeah, I think so aswell, but that's just us. We can't talk for a community. We need to vote, whichever way. Repcak, I like your idea of voting, but isn't it gonna be less hastle with a poll?

[Reywas]

My suggestion - Tool Sucks : Eggs Of Satan
- Useful Tool Idiot Thread

[Prince of Darkness]

Now that wasn't very nice. Clearly you don't care about the Tool thread. Or you're just joking...ahh it's so difficult to tell the differance.

[Reywas]

Neither Prince.Why would you think such a thing?

[Prince of Darkness]

Now comes in the sarcasm to further the confusion created by......you.

[Rothmans]

Now comes in the sarcasm to further the confusion created by......you.


He has posted in here before. It's a joke get over it.

[Syncratic]

46 & Tool gets my official vote.

[Six Foot Revolver]

How about a stab back at Alt & Indie for their anti Tool thread? We probably wouldn't get away with it but something like 'Tool > Alt & Indie'. Just a suggestion.

[Syncratic]

How about a stab back at Alt & Indie for their anti Tool thread? We probably wouldn't get away with it but something like 'Tool > Alt & Indie'. Just a suggestion.

How about (for us):

"Why People in Rock and Metal Like Tool"

Remember the title of their thread?

[Six Foot Revolver]

How about (for us):

"Why People in Rock and Metal Like Tool"

Remember the title of their thread?
Maybe, the problem with both of them is that you would get people posting "I like them because..." which is also a problem with my example too. Also, I doubt the mods will change the name to something like that even if we wanted to.

[repcak]

if there aren't more serious (!) suggestion for a name, i think we should vote this evening (european time - in 5-6 hours?!). I will start and make a 'Post-Title'.

We have to be careful that no 'vote-point' will be waste, cause when 2 people copy & paste (+ vote) at the same time, problems will appear.

Be carefull! look always at the previous post and if its necessary re-edit!!

[Six Foot Revolver]

I am quite confused as to how you are going to pull this off. Are you doing it in this thread and if so are you going to use a poll because I am pretty sure you would need the assistance of threadstarter or a mod to do so.

[Syncratic]

Maybe, the problem with both of them is that you would get people posting "I like them because..." which is also a problem with my example too. Also, I doubt the mods will change the name to something like that even if we wanted to.

True, ture..........

Maybe just the fact that we're keeping this thread going is ticking them off.

[repcak]

I am quite confused as to how you are going to pull this off. Are you doing it in this thread and if so are you going to use a poll because I am pretty sure you would need the assistance of threadstarter or a mod to do so.

we will make it in this thread and we don't need the assistance of the threadstarter -> see the 5th post in this site.

[Six Foot Revolver]

we will make it in this thread and we don't need the assistance of the threadstarter -> see the 5th post in this site.
Oic, that is a good way of running it. I meant that you would need threadstarters assistance to make a poll in this thread.

[Rothmans]

Oic, that is a good way of running it. I meant that you would need threadstarters assistance to make a poll in this thread.

Where have you been? I have not seen you in ages.

[Otherside]

I think you guys took the thread in Alt. Indie a little too seriously. They just wanted a reaction, and you guys gave it to them.

[ThePatient]

46 & Tool is probably the best one so far. Or how about Useful Idiots?

And I just spent two days downloading the Salival dvd, and there's no live footage? None? I thought there was at least a little...

[Otherside]

I still like Die Eier Von Tool the best, but maybe I'm just a bit baised :p

[Six Foot Revolver]

Where have you been? I have not seen you in ages.
I have been at France on holiday for 2 weeks.

[Reywas]

46 & Tool is probably the best one so far. Or how about Useful Idiots?

And I just spent two days downloading the Salival dvd, and there's no live footage? None? I thought there was at least a little...


That reminds of a guy who downloaded a GNR concert on dialup, then realised he has to pay to watch it.At least you have DVD quallity videos. :thumb: Cheer up buddy.

[ThePatient]

Meh, I don't really care because I would've been running BitComet that whole time anyway since I'm downloading the 4th season of Scrubs. And if I want live footage, I still have the Oklahoma show on VCD. :)

[Reywas]

444 wicked 444

[Dude3]

I'm still going for 46&Tool.


On a side-note: Last night I saw Trivium/In Flames/Shadows Fall/Mudvayne on an Ozzfest off-date. It was at Jannus Landing(THE best venue ever) in St.Petersburg(Florida). All the bands were amazing live.

[repcak]

46 & Tool is probably the best one so far. Or how about Useful Idiots?

"Useful Idiots" only, or "Tool - Useful Idiots"

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

To whoever knows German- How do you say "new" in German? I think, for at least the next six months or so, we should have "und keine <new> Tool." Then we could change it when the new album comes out, and have the new name have something to do with the new Dualdisc album. :cool:

[Kage]

New = Neu

Although, in context of "und keine <new> Tool," it would be "Und Keine Neue Tool"

[repcak]

then you have to name it: "Und kein neues Tool" [better: "Kein neues Tool"] or "Immer noch kein Tool"

"Und Keine Neue Tool"
when you say "und keine neue tool" you have to add something: f.e.: und keine neue tool CD

[Kage]

Oh...I guess I was a little off there. Does Tool even have an article?



EDIT: OH, yeah, you're right. It would be "Und kein neues Tool."

[repcak]

Oh...I guess I was a little off there. Does Tool even have an article?



EDIT: OH, yeah, you're right. It would be "Und kein neues Tool."

you're right... tool has no article...

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

We'dhave to keep Und Kiene at least. Even if it is grammatically incorrect, it would lose it's allusion if we fooled around with it, you know?

Und Kein Neues Tool!

Vote for this one!

[repcak]

hm... we can call it: "Tool - Fehlanzeige" (in engl.: negative report) but it has nothing to do with a tool-song.

@Dr. Jake Destructo: 'Und Kein Neues Tool' is grammatically correct

[Kage]

If we were grammatically incorrect, we'd run the risk of looking like fools to any fluent German speakers...it's like saying "And None New Tool" :p

Not literally, but you get the idea.


I like the name idea, though.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

What's the difference between keine and kein?

[repcak]

If we were grammatically incorrect, we'd run the risk of looking like fools to any fluent German speakers...it's like saying "And None New Tool" :p


with "Und kein neues Tool" is neither incorrect nor correct. it sound only stupid... not german.

but "Immer noch kein Tool" will sound better.

[Kage]

It's grammar. In German, different words have articles based on if they are feminine, masculine, or neutral words. Based on that and the case in which they are used (Dativ, Nominativ, etc.), you have to add the correct ending to any adjective or word used to describe the noun. It's kind of like the difference between saying 'I' or 'Me.'


with "Und kein neues Tool" is neither incorrect nor correct. it sound only stupid... not german.

but "Immer noch kein Tool" will sound better.
Even so, we're not trying to speak German, really. It's like saying 46 & Tool. That's not correct English either, just replacing one word.

[repcak]

It's grammar. In German, different words have articles based on if they are feminine, masculine, or neutral words. Based on that and the case in which they are used (Dativ, Nominativ, etc.), you have to add the correct ending to any adjective or word used to describe the noun. It's kind of like the difference between saying 'I' or 'Me.'

i'm impressed. you know german-grammer better than me :thumb:
i never think of grammar, for me its natural to speak correctly... i suppose that's the same with you, when you speak english. when i write/speak english i have to think about grammer. in german not.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Ok, but with Immer noch kein Tool, it wouldn't really have anything to do with Tool. I know that Und Kein neues Tool is incorrect, but it's a whole lot cooler, just because it actually has something to do with Tool. :p

[Otherside]

We should try and stay away from doing the "-" thing, like "Cool - Tool" or "Tool - Cool". It won't look good on the main page.

[Kage]

i'm impressed. you know german-grammer better than me :thumb:
i never think of grammar, for me its natural to speak correctly... i suppose that's the same with you, when you speak english. when i write/speak english i have to think about grammer. in german not.
Yeah, that's right. I have to think about German grammar when I'm doing it, which is why I'm able to say all that. Hopefully someday I'll be fluent enough so I don't have to. :)

[repcak]

Yeah, that's right. I have to think about German grammar when I'm doing it, which is why I'm able to say all that. Hopefully someday I'll be fluent enough so I don't have to. :)

hehe... you will. when did you start learning german?

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

We should try and stay away from doing the "-" thing, like "Cool - Tool" or "Tool - Cool". It won't look good on the main page.

So this means that your vote goes for Und Kein Neues Tool?

When I speak spanish, I have to really think about grammar beforehand. Things like using the correct conjugation, correct article, etc...It has to do with the way you learn the language, I think. With your first language, you grow up hearing it, and you know that this is the way it is supposed to sound, but when you learn a language at a later age, like say when you take a highschool language class, you get a lot more insight on the reason behind why it sounds correct.

[Kage]

I started learning it about three years ago. I intend to keep learning it until I'm fluent in it...and that may include a trip to Germany one of these days.


So this means that your vote goes for Und Kein Neues Tool?

When I speak spanish, I have to really think about grammar beforehand. Things like using the correct conjugation, correct article, etc...It has to do with the way you learn the language, I think. With your first language, you grow up hearing it, and you know that this is the way it is supposed to sound, but when you learn a language at a later age, like say when you take a highschool language class, you get a lot more insight on the reason behind why it sounds correct.
That's true...and I've learned a lot about English in the process of learning German, actually. Because a lot of the grammar rules in English come from German, and I've been able to make connections about the actual technicalities in English that, before, I just knew sounded right.

[repcak]

That's true...and I've learned a lot about English in the process of learning German, actually. Because a lot of the grammar rules in English come from German, and I've been able to make connections about the actual technicalities in English that, before, I just knew sounded right.

yeah, that's true.

When I speak spanish, I have to really think about grammar beforehand. Things like using the correct conjugation, correct article, etc...It has to do with the way you learn the language, I think. With your first language, you grow up hearing it, and you know that this is the way it is supposed to sound, but when you learn a language at a later age, like say when you take a highschool language class, you get a lot more insight on the reason behind why it sounds correct.

well, i don't know what my first language is: i was born in poland, so i can speak fluent polish. with 5yrs we emigrated to austria and i started to speak german (fluent); with 8-10 everybody at school has to learn english (not fluent :lol: ); from 15-18 i had latin (i hated it - i forgot everything), and i want to learn french (fluent) someday.

in fact, i'm able to speak german better than polish, though its my motherlanguage! why? cause i never went to school in poland... the only 'contact' with this language is through my parents and my grandparents + family i'm visiting 2x a year for only 1week. so my polish is a very simple and easy one.

[Darkness]

Can we all just vote on our favorite name so far? I think its easier then making a new thread with a poll and what not... Lets all just say it.

[penelope_weird_hands]

just make a thread ..ffs
it doesn't have to have a fancy name.
as long as people know it's a purely tool related thread.

[Darkness]

People will vote anyway. Theres been a constant influx of noobs who won't listen to us.

[Prince of Darkness]

Ok. So when does the voting start?
I've already got my choice.
*coughFortySix & Tool*cough

[penelope_weird_hands]

haha.

mx noobs = tool noobs.

thats what you should call the thread.

[Darkness]

Die Eier Von Tool for me.

[Adam Jones is GOD]

Im past caring about the name personally.

In other news, i wore my Tool shirt yesterday when I went into town, and was asked by half the shopkeepers about my age about the album release date.

I think the UK must be full of closet tool fans, as most of them i knew had never shown any real toolaship before.

[Prince of Darkness]

For me it's really between either "-TOOL-" or "FortySix & Tool"
i think I'm gonna go for the non-lame one, but then again 46&Tool is so witty...

[Reywas]

Actung! Tool Achtung! does it for me.

[Kage]

Im past caring about the name personally.

A-****ing-men.

[Darkness]

I really don't like 46&Tool... :( oh well. I don't care that much either anymore.

[penelope_weird_hands]

how about ..

"we have alot of nothing to say"

i don't mean any offense by this.
thats a shhiit thread name actually... l;.

[Mr Herb]

Word up with Kage and Adam is God, to hell with that sh!t

[Knifeboy]

I think the UK must be full of closet tool fans, as most of them i knew had never shown any real toolaship before.

It's not like people go around parading with what bands they listen to... Most people never even wear band t's... It should be pretty obvious by now that Tool is pretty damned popular everywhere you go.

That kind of reminds me, I found out "my" drummer is a Tool fan.. And has great tastes in music.. And I think I got him hooked on Porcupine Tree and Dredg.. ... Wedding Nails = Great song to put on at a party and headbang to \m/

[Darkness]

I have yet to listen to Dredg...

[Adam Jones is GOD]

It's not like people go around parading with what bands they listen to... Most people never even wear band t's... It should be pretty obvious by now that Tool is pretty damned popular everywhere you go.


What I meant is, due to this being a pretty small town, I tend to recognise a fair few people my age, and i've not known many of them to even show an interest in that style of music, let alone tool. All it took was me wearing a shirt for them to voice their praises.

Although i've never been, I still know that in the US, Tool are 10x bigger than here, although I can see the new album changing that

[Reywas]

Agreed Knifeboy, I got my friend into PT by showing him Wedding Nails under the excuse it was a Slayer song, cause all he listens to is RATM, Pantera and some Trash.Then he said what an awesome riff.And then I said HA HA You're hooked buddy.That's not Slayer, it's band called PT.They're awesome.I caught him singing the melody later on.HAHAHAHA.

EDIT:**** mispelled Thrash, my pride is destroyed.

[Prince of Darkness]

I think we should go with the poll in thread way of voting, as I said earlier. Personally I think it would be much more cleaned up, instead of unnecessary posting, and most of all, less confusing for people just signing in. Let's just make a sticky thread with a poll.
and like I stated earlier, I stand up to the challenge of making it.

[Shadius]

It's not like people go around parading with what bands they listen to... Most people never even wear band t's... It should be pretty obvious by now that Tool is pretty damned popular everywhere you go.

About three people at my year at school listened to Tool, including me. They're not popular where I live at all as far as I can tell. I'll have to try wearing my Tool t-shirt out places.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Und Kein Neues Tool!

46&Tool is quite lame, now that I think about it. :shrug:

Hey Kage, do you think you could send me that Jamais Vu tab. I mean, if you've got the guitars all worked out, I'd be very gracious. :-D

[Adam Jones is GOD]

Agreed Knifeboy, I got my friend into PT by showing him Wedding Nails under the excuse it was a Slayer song, cause all he listens to is RATM, Pantera and some Trash.Then he said what an awesome riff.And then I said HA HA You're hooked buddy.That's not Slayer, it's band called PT.They're awesome.I caught him singing the melody later on.HAHAHAHA.

I've done that recently with my mix CD I make my friends now and then, along with some of DT heavier songs. Im hoping I can convert them in time for getting tickets to their shows

[Knifeboy]

It's not like you have to be into metal to enjoy the catchiness of schism :p

You people seem to generalise too much when it comes to peoples musical tastes.. (That's kind of what I did with my drummer, I thought he was a pure metalhead)

[Dude3]

Whenever I go to a concert(regardless of the bands there), the one band shirt I see the most are "Tool" shirts. I see more Tool shirts on, than the shirts of the actual bands playing the concert.

[Knifeboy]

Whenever I go to a concert(regardless of the bands there), the one band shirt I see the most are "Tool" shirts. I see more Tool shirts on, than the shirts of the actual bands playing the concert.

There seems to be some unwritten rule about it being uncool to wear the shirt of the band you're seeing

[Reywas]

I hate that.I was watching SFNY the other day and saw a guy wearing a Morningrise shirt.Thats disgusting.

[Adam Jones is GOD]

It's not like you have to be into metal to enjoy the catchiness of schism :p

You people seem to generalise too much when it comes to peoples musical tastes.. (That's kind of what I did with my drummer, I thought he was a pure metalhead)

I dont normally, but when i've thrown prog to pop, death to disco, and post rock to classic rock, and people still wont accept anything but R&B and hip hop, ones views on people do start to narrow.

In general though, I stay open to other peoples take, dont think im one of these closed minded people :upset:

I hate that.I was watching SFNY the other day and saw a guy wearing a Morningrise shirt.Thats disgusting.

I dont see why, its just a shirt. 90% of my shirts are band ones from numerous gigs, it tends to be cheaper and easier than finding regular shirts

[repcak]

Voting

everybody is going excited so here we go:

Attention: We have to be careful that no 'vote-point' will be waste, cause when 2 people copy & paste (+ vote) at the same time, problems will appear.

Be carefull! look always at the previous post and if its necessary re-edit!!

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread" (0)
2) "Tool - Go Where No One's Been" (0)
3) "Tool - be patient" (0)
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority" (0)
5) "46 & tool" (0)
6) "Tool" (0)
7) "Thread with a *****" (thank you superpeer) (0)
8) "Toolology" (0)
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool" (0)
10) "Die Eier Von Tool" (0)
11) "(-) Tool" (1)
12) "Tool - Useful Idiots" (0)
13) "Und kein neues Tool" (0)

my vote goes for "(-) Tool" cause it is simple and looks great in print. :thumb:

/next one please

[Prince of Darkness]

U guys actually have band shirts. I would kill for a Tool shirt.

[Adam Jones is GOD]

U guys actually have band shirts. I would kill for a Tool shirt.

I have 2, and 3 APC ones.

Sadly, neither of the tool ones are from concerts :upset:

[Dude3]

I vote "46 & Tool".

[Knifeboy]

I dont normally, but when i've thrown prog to pop, death to disco, and post rock to classic rock, and people still wont accept anything but R&B and hip hop, ones views on people do start to narrow.

In general though, I stay open to other peoples take, dont think im one of these closed minded people :upset:

I'm not saying you're closeminded at all!. Hehe.. I was just pointing out that we all have an unhealthy image of a "tool fan".. And underestimate just how big those guys are.. Hehe


I dont see why, its just a shirt. 90% of my shirts are band ones from numerous gigs, it tends to be cheaper and easier than finding regular shirts

I never wear bandshirts (I've never had enough money for one after buying the concert tickets), but I agree.. It's just a shirt ffs... And is it so wrong to show the band that you support them?

[Reywas]

I have a Mahavishnu Orchestra Shirt.Yea I PWN.

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread" (0)
2) "Tool - Go Where No One's Been" (0)
3) "Tool - be patient" (0)
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority" (0)
5) "46 & tool" (0)
6) "Tool" (0)
7) "Thread with a *****" (thank you superpeer) (0)
8) "Toolology" (0)
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool" (1)
10) "Die Eier Von Tool" (0)
11) "(-) Tool" (1)
12) "Tool - Useful Idiots" (0)
13) "Und kein neues Tool" (0)

[Prince of Darkness]

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread" (0)
2) "Tool - Go Where No One's Been" (0)
3) "Tool - be patient" (0)
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority" (0)
5) "46 & tool" (0)
6) "Tool" (0)
7) "Thread with a *****" (thank you superpeer) (0)
8) "Toolology" (0)
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool" (0)
10) "Die Eier Von Tool" (0)
11) "(-) Tool" (2)
12) "Tool - Useful Idiots" (0)
13) "Und kein neues Tool" (0)

my vote: "(-) Tool". it's not lame and it's better than just "Tool"

/next one please
BTW: Tell me if I did something wrong?!!I'm confused :confused:

[Endless Obsession]

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread" (0)
2) "Tool - Go Where No One's Been" (0)
3) "Tool - be patient" (0)
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority" (0)
5) "46 & tool" (2)
6) "Tool" (0)
7) "Thread with a *****" (thank you superpeer) (0)
8) "Toolology" (0)
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool" (1)
10) "Die Eier Von Tool" (0)
11) "(-) Tool" (2)
12) "Tool - Useful Idiots" (0)
13) "Und kein neues Tool" (0)

Just quote it and delete the [quote] part and put the number up 1 for yourself.

[Reywas]

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread" (0)
2) "Tool - Go Where No One's Been" (0)
3) "Tool - be patient" (0)
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority" (0)
5) "46 & tool" (2)
6) "Tool" (0)
7) "Thread with a *****" (thank you superpeer) (0)
8) "Toolology" (0)
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool" (1)
10) "Die Eier Von Tool" (0)
11) "(-) Tool" (2)
12) "Tool - Useful Idiots" (0)
13) "Und kein neues Tool" (0)

UPDATED

[repcak]

BTW: Tell me if I did something wrong?!!I'm confused :confused:

no but BYZANTINE has to re-edit. -> you have vote for "(-) tool", so 2 points for this.

Edit: thanks for upgrading Nobuo>>>god

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread" (0)
2) "Tool - Go Where No One's Been" (0)
3) "Tool - be patient" (0)
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority" (0)
5) "46 & tool" (1)
6) "Tool" (0)
7) "Thread with a *****" (thank you superpeer) (0)
8) "Toolology" (0)
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool" (1)
10) "Die Eier Von Tool" (0)
11) "(-) Tool" (2)
12) "Tool - Useful Idiots" (0)
13) "Und kein neues Tool" (5)

[Darkness]

I think you cheated there Jake...

[Prince of Darkness]

WTF 5 votes for Und Kein Neues Tool?

[Reywas]

Jake is a CHeatah

[Endless Obsession]

Theres 2 votes for 46+tool, me and Dude3.

[repcak]

cheating... BAN him :lol: :lol: ... joking... jake... re-edit it.... thanks

to be sure i think this going to be a disaster... too many ppl at once, who are voting....

[Darkness]

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread" (0)
2) "Tool - Go Where No One's Been" (0)
3) "Tool - be patient" (0)
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority" (0)
5) "46 & tool" (2)
6) "Tool" (0)
7) "Thread with a *****" (thank you superpeer) (0)
8) "Toolology" (0)
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool" (1)
10) "Die Eier Von Tool" (1)
11) "(-) Tool" (2)
12) "Tool - Useful Idiots" (0)
13) "Und kein neues Tool" (1)

Die Eier Von Tool for me.

[Reywas]

Joahwat

[penelope_weird_hands]

the new name will excite me for a second .
then i won't care .
as long as i would like to post about tool and know where to go .

godspeed .
vote already !

[Prince of Darkness]

cheating... BAN him :lol: :lol: ... joking... jake... re-edit it.... thanks

to be sure i think this going to be a disaster... too many ppl at once, who are voting....

Don't say I didn't suggest a poll.... :lol:

[Syncratic]

46 and Tool.

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread" (0)
2) "Tool - Go Where No One's Been" (0)
3) "Tool - be patient" (0)
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority" (0)
5) "46 & Tool" (3)
6) "Tool" (0)
7) "Thread with a *****" (thank you superpeer) (0)
8) "Toolology" (0)
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool" (1)
10) "Die Eier Von Tool" (1)
11) "(-) Tool" (2)
12) "Tool - Useful Idiots" (0)
13) "Und kein neues Tool" (1)

[Kage]

My vote goes to (-)Tool

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread" (0)
2) "Tool - Go Where No One's Been" (0)
3) "Tool - be patient" (0)
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority" (0)
5) "46 & Tool" (3)
6) "Tool" (0)
7) "Thread with a *****" (thank you superpeer) (0)
8) "Toolology" (0)
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool" (1)
10) "Die Eier Von Tool" (1)
11) "(-) Tool" (3)
12) "Tool - Useful Idiots" (0)
13) "Und kein neues Tool" (1)

[Prince of Darkness]

Come on! Vote "(-)Tool" !!!!

Imagine seeing a lame name on the thread list everytime you check it. Don't make the same mistake the Power Metal thread made!!

[Kage]

I agree, I think 46 & Tool is pretty lame.

[Dude3]

We should call it "Tool - Arizona Bay".

[Knifeboy]

negative tool, is pretty lame too imo... Just go with "tool"

[clearvision]

Isn't everyone just gonna pour into the thread asking about the (-)?

This problem coujld be avoided with something like spiral out which comes forem a song most people who come to the thread would have heard.

[Endless Obsession]

Tool is Cool

[Knifeboy]

The (-) is more obvious than spiral out.. Getting spiral out would need one to listen to the lyrics for lateralus, the track, and paying attention.. While getting the (-).. Would just need you to look on the back of the ænima album...

[Otherside]

Isn't everyone just gonna pour into the thread asking about the (-)?

This problem coujld be avoided with something like spiral out which comes forem a song most people who come to the thread would have heard.

Why would they do that? I doubt a name will inspire curiousity that wans't there before.

[Prince of Darkness]

If you choose ''Tool'' over (-)Tool, you're an idiot. It's basicly the same. The'(-)' just gives it more character.


BTW: OMG OMG I'm listening to Ghost of Perdition!!! OMG!

[Kage]

I can see a bunch of jokes spawning from the (-) actually.

"This thread title is good because tool have (-) talent LOLzzzz!"

[Prince of Darkness]

Check this one. It could be the lamest one to date....

Tooligans or the house of the Tooligans. WTF that's lame.

BTW Edit: Should I go to some threads to advertise the voting? 'Cause it is going a bit slow.... :rolleyes:

Edit2 : Dr. Jake: Ok, I won't. just a thought. :thumb:

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Und Kein Neues Tool or just plain Tool, I think.

^No.

[Kage]

No, we don't want non-regulars voting for the thread title.

[Knifeboy]

If you choose ''Tool'' over (-)Tool, you're an idiot. It's basicly the same. The'(-)' just gives it more character.


Uh no. Negative tool is just really really silly

[Prince of Darkness]

But it looks so much better than 'Tool'. But that's just me(and 2 others) talking.

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

I vote for this gem --> "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool"

[Prince of Darkness]

OMG that's too long. It's even worse than Rock & Metal's Tool thread.

/prays that it doesn't win

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Man, if Peer hadn't changed it back, we wouldn't have this problem. :mad:

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

"OMG" it's not that big of a deal.

I say we go with whatever Prince of Darkness wants because, clearly, only his opinion matters.

[Kage]

This is chaotic.

All in favor of just ****ing calling it "Tool," say 'Aye.'


AYE!

[Knifeboy]

Aye!

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

AYE!

:cool:

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

Who Cares?! Aye!

[Prince of Darkness]

Nay.
(-)Tool
IMO

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

All those in favor of banning Prince of Darkness, say "aye"! :lol:

[Otherside]

I think Tool is bland and boring. But I guess majority knows best.

[Knifeboy]

Tool might be bland and boring, but bland and boring thread titles work the best...

[Adam Jones is GOD]

I think Tool is bland and boring. But I guess majority knows best.

I know, their songs all drag on too long, have uninteresting riffs, mediocre bass, and the vocals are too generi.....


...oh wait, as a name for the thread......

/Coughs

[Knifeboy]

If I could rep you, I would

[Endless Obsession]

You guys already had it just as T:rolleyes::rolleyes:l. It was gone after like 3 days.

[Knifeboy]

That's because every official thread was changed to "Rock and Metal's bla thread"... I liked it when it was just Tool,

[Prince of Darkness]

Looks like my opinions are getting out of control. I'll just keep quite for a while.

[Darkness]

Tool works perfectly. No risks of some people being unhappy, no idiots coming in and making stupid comments, it'll be good. I can't believe the last 5 pages are about this.

[Epigoth]

hey, i don't know if i'm comlpletely out of line whe i put this site up, but i was just poking around the tool site and found this:

http://www.toolband.com/secrets/crypto.swf

[Darkness]

That was the weirdest thing ever...

[Adam Jones is GOD]

Almost didnt recognise it in full screen mode. Although ping pong bit should have been a give away

[Epigoth]

so it was enjoyable then? :thumb:

[adiovivo]

I like their videos, tho I think the prison sex one is a rip off of interpol's video with the puppet

[Syncratic]

I like their videos, tho I think the prison sex one is a rip off of interpol's video with the puppet

How so......

Wait, aren't you banned?

[Darkness]

I think thats a new account... he had more posts then that.

[clearvision]

I think prison sex was before interpol my friend.

[adiovivo]

Sorry, I have to disagree on your statement that mars volta is goth. they're more like post-emo melodia-thrash.

But who is LRON HUBBARD?

[Darkness]

A guy who invented some religion. And I think the Mars Volta statment is some kind of joke. Possibly and inside one.

[clearvision]

Mars Volta are Alt/art/prog rock.

L Ron Hubbard is the founder of the cultish religiony thing called scientology, google it.

Next question please :).

[Darkness]

When will the new Tool cd come out?

[Otherside]

Sorry, I have to disagree on your statement that mars volta is goth. they're more like post-emo melodia-thrash.

But who is LRON HUBBARD?



...No.

[adiovivo]

Whats so bad about LA? Also does Fiap D'Oaid mean face of god? My friend told me it means you have a small dick in portueguese, but I'm pretty sure no.

about mars volta's jenra i think its more like progressive-post-prog-emo-crunk-core? ACtually, im not sure :confused:

[Darkness]

Something like the voice of god.

[Dude3]

hey, i don't know if i'm comlpletely out of line whe i put this site up, but i was just poking around the tool site and found this:

http://www.toolband.com/secrets/crypto.swf
I posted that a while ago. And yes, its weird.

[clearvision]

Faip de Oiad is enochian for something, read the tool FAQ on http://toolshed.down.net for info.

And LA has alot of druggies, hippies, gangster wannabies and rich-prozac dependant fools..well according to one angry maynard, influenced by an even angrier bill hicks.

[adiovivo]

did you know that in the song named ions or postive ions or isotopes or something to that effect on enima, that if you wear headphones the electric sound rotates around you?? :confused: trippy, methinks :cool:

[Knifeboy]

It's called (-) ions, and yes actually, I noticed that quite a while ago.. It's helluva trippy, and awesomely done

[Dude3]

Welcome to Stereo :rolleyes:

[adiovivo]

is stereo a new tool album after lateralus? thats the last one I bout cuz the album cover was too much of a hassle to get off.

is it true the bassist from tool is in in A PERFECT circle?

[Shadius]

is stereo a new tool album after lateralus? thats the last one I bout cuz the album cover was too much of a hassle to get off.

is it true the bassist from tool is in in A PERFECT circle?

:lol:

No, and no.

About the thread name, I say we be tasteful and either keep it as is, make it "Tool." or have something appropriate like "Tool - Be patient" or "Tool - Wait it out" until the new album comes out.

You know I make sense.

[Dude3]

is stereo a new tool album after lateralus? thats the last one I bout cuz the album cover was too much of a hassle to get off.

is it true the bassist from tool is in in A PERFECT circle?
No no no, I was talking about (-)Ions. That's how the effect is done, somewhat. The sound is just panned, in a circular manner.


That totally just came out of my ***.

[adiovivo]

Eww nasty :confused:


...


.....jk!

but thanks for the tip ! :cool:

[Syncratic]

Eww nasty jk!

but thanks for the tip !

You need to leave because you suck at posting.

My usertitle was a claim by a now banned person that the Mars Volta catered to goths. He was properly pwned.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Tomorrow's my birthday, but a little party thing for me is today (not for me really, but kinda) and I just drove my uncle's car, my first driving experience, and it was on a road with a hill with two sharp curves at the top and bottom :awesome:

I turn 15 tomorrow.

[Dude3]

Happy early Birthday to you......


...and Happy 3,000 to me!!!

[Syncratic]

Happy early Birthday to you......


...and Happy 3,000 to me!!!

Thanks and congrats!

[Darkness]

Have a good party thing... don't get to drunk, its only your 15th! :p

[repcak]

as i see so far most ppl voted for
(-) tool
or
46 & tool

**** democracy... /me nominates to a dictator, and i say: (-) Tool :evil:

[Shadius]

About the thread name, I say we be tasteful and either keep it as is, make it "Tool." or have something appropriate like "Tool - Be patient" or "Tool - Wait it out" until the new album comes out.

You know I make sense.

I like to quote myself. :upset:

[Syncratic]

Have a good party thing... don't get to drunk, its only your 15th!

I don't (and probably will never) drink.

It's just my family.

It's a card party for my parents and aunts/uncles, nothing here really to do.

:thumb:

[Darkness]

I don't drink either. :thumb:

[repcak]

this isn't funny.

i'm against "tool" only, cause we once had it... and for how long? 3 days... "tool" is out of competition!!

edit: hey guys... i don't drink too. :D

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

Oh, you guys will start drinking. It's inevitable.

[Darkness]

No no, Superpeer changed it because he wanted the Tool thread to be the same as the others with the whole "rock and metals ****** thread" thing. Its not because we all hated the name.

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

15th birthday? How many of you are 17 or older?

[repcak]

but there aren't no "Official" threads anymore... times have changed...

and i think, that if we call ourself "Tool" all the other will accuse us lack of creativity!!! and i don't want this.

[repcak]

15th birthday? How many of you are 17 or older?

19; and in november 20. you?

(sorry for the double-post)

[Darkness]

I'm 16. :upset: I have drank before, but not to point of where I'm drunk. I don't mind some drinks, but some taste like ****, and getting drunk doesn't really apeal to me. I may drink more as I get older, but as of now, I think its pretty stupid.

Water > all other drinks.

[Syncratic]

Oh, you guys will start drinking. It's inevitable.

Not me, duderino.

[Shadius]

15th birthday? How many of you are 17 or older?

18. Going to Uni 2nd October.

[Darkness]

but there aren't no "Official" threads anymore... times have changed...

and i think, that if we call ourself "Tool" all the other will accuse us lack of creativity!!! and i don't want this.
... I think this should be left up to the people with a post count in the thread at least over 100, considering most newer people heres posts mainly have to do with changing the thread title.

[repcak]

18. Going to Uni 2nd October.

yeah, great.. another student :thumb:
welcome to the club!

... I think this should be left up to the people with a post count in the thread at least over 100, considering most newer people heres posts mainly have to do with changing the thread title.
Are you accusing me for something? :evil:

[clearvision]

I'm 17.

I don't drink that regularly, if i'm out though i drink, like if ig o to the cinema we'll go for a drink. Or if I'm out with family i'll drink.

[clearvision]

... I think this should be left up to the people with a post count in the thread at least over 1000

I agree, and should we add the criteria you have to have posted on the front page?

So err AJIG what do you want the name to be?

[Dude3]

I'm turining 15 November 14th.

I don't really drink. Sure, I've stolen a beer or two, and accidently got drunk before(my knowledge of Whiskey amounts =/= good). If somebody offered me a beer, I'd take it. But I'm not really into that whole, "Let's get wasted!!!!!!!!". Probably never will.

[Darkness]

I agree, and should we add the criteria you have to have posted on the front page?

So err AJIG what do you want the name to be?
Alright, then I'm out. :upset:


... I posted around page 150, does that count???

[Syncratic]

I love water..it's soothing.

I don't drink because there's alcoholism on both sides of my family, and I hate the taste. Plus, most people I know who drink become belligerent fools, and just do it to gain friends.

Also, I belive in purity of the body. No substances that could **** it up.

[clearvision]

I'm turining 15 November 14th.

I don't really drink. Sure, I've stolen a beer or two, and accidently got drunk before(my knowledge of Whiskey amounts =/= good). If somebody offered me a beer, I'd take it. But I'm not really into that whole, "Let's get wasted!!!!!!!!". Probably never will.

This is because you are 15. Getting drunk becomes just sociable and sort of a game when your older. You can't seem to be skimping on the beers, but if you get wasted then you get mocked about it for ages after. It's good fun.

150? *spits*

[repcak]

idiots

i have started to post in this thread a week before the whole discussion about a new name started!
And i made the work with the Voting. I gathered all the suggestion for a new name and list it.

and i have 80 post and you wanna exclude me??

WHAT CHEEK!!

[clearvision]

I have over 1000 :cool:

Most of which have been very informative.

I think we should just go for something simple, i like the idea of Tool - *something* as we can change it when the albumc omes out and stuff.

[Darkness]

I'm kind of almost there with 840... :upset:

Lets say, at least 300+ posts? :D

1 800 post on the forum for me. :p

[repcak]

300+ ??

then only 15 will be able to vote. lol

[Dude3]

I only have 296 posts in here. If its 300 though, good!

[Darkness]

Good. Its a nice odd number.

[Knifeboy]

I have 296 posts in this thread?.. Damn.. I should get out more

[Syncratic]

Wait, what do you guys want the voting requirements to be?

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

Yeah, I'm 17. It just seemed as if a lot of you guys were a lot younger.

Wait, what do you guys want the voting requirements to be?

1000 posts. (and 17 years old) JK. :p

[Dude3]

How about 300+ posts in this thread?

[Darkness]

Thats what I said already, quit trying to worm in more posts. :p

[Dried Muffin Remnants]

How do you know how many posts we have in this particular thread?

[Darkness]

Click the total number of posts on the main page of this thread, and it will tell you.

[repcak]

Wait, what do you guys want the voting requirements to be?

The voting is already going on!!

see:
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9496653&postcount=18630

[audioviva]

Vote:

Un Parti Propre au Quebec!?

Just kidding, I vote for "I know the pieces fit... into the TOOL thread!"

[Darkness]

Just 295 more posts, and perhaps we would take that into account.

[Red Cow]

Iv only one post,i like beer and now iv two posts

[repcak]

Vote:

Un Parti Propre au Quebec!?

Just kidding, I vote for "I know the pieces fit... into the TOOL thread!"

what the hell...? revived from the dead/banned ones?