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[pate]

The mods are fine. I know it's srs business, but relax.

[Nostalgia]

Tell your kangaroo-humping friend to stop putting a label on me.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Austin, PLZ REMAIN CALM FFS

Use capital letters and correct spelling or I'll ban your tits off young man.

[Riva]

I am pretty sure he did use capital letters, Spat Out Cum.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I was referring to earlier posts, HeavypiledrivingmenintheassRiva, but there was no way you could have known that and I apologise profusely.

[Riva]

Apology accepted my good man. Care for a spot of potato flavoured tea?

[Dave de Sylvia]

I actually worship potatoes now.

[Riva]

GlamRock.com

No need to click!

Be sure to tell your friends that glamrock.com is a cool site!

banned for advertising

[Hbp]

Is this the place to report a rape?

[ATM]

Hey
Listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight
Who these people are, that can wait
This my board, my world, my space
I wrote every rule you gotta read 'em ok?
Cool, I guess that's it man we straight
And if you need something I'll be up kinda late
Like two, see that's when it gets bad
People start flaming and everybody's mad
That's when I gotta bust out the ban
Trust me man, some of these people just can't stand
One another, so I gotta cover up a scandal
Nah dude I can't let you know my AIM handle

Drop it, I'll grab your IP and block it
If you can't stay on topic, you got it?
If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey

Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and float all their threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I'll nullify your password man

(Why don't you tell 'em about your sig kid?
Yeah, yeah! Tell 'em about your sig!)

My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful
Might blink a bit, 80k, there's no way that I be wasteful
People get hateful but hey it ain't new to me
It can get crazy, in this community
Dude you gotta unlock your caps
Never argue, I'm gonna walk with you straight to the FAQs
Even then they never relax, it's all grudges
From six months back, still nobody budges
The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth
Attack us and laugh us we back up with work
But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve
Trade off sleep for new security
That's part of the job I don't mind it
And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it
I'm tracking down every last duplicate account
I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt

I see that you are new to the community and soon to be
A troubling influence so you really should be listening

Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I'll nullify your password man

[Anglachel]

So I'm not reading the past 2 pages very intently but aren't they for the most part huge paradoxes?


/whine about mods
/lol but the mods here are awesome so yeh

[Charizard]

this is gay, could you guys unban my main?

you know im gonna spam on this account at some point or another :/

p.s. im depressed now, my avatar is all blurry and gay

[Deth]

I believe the standard response to that would be:

write a song about it.

[Charizard]

Moderating staff:
I'm going to hurt myself
I'm going to take a razor to my throat
I'm going to carve our every detail
That I love about you
And bleed out every breath
That you take away
You leave me speechless

[Permanent Solution]

this is gay, could you guys unban my main?

you know im gonna spam on this account at some point or another :/

p.s. im depressed now, my avatar is all blurry and gay
but i had a bolded warning =\

[Jom]

Bartender quit because he hated members like Silenius and Nostalgia ruining this forum.

If this is the case I'm going to fly over to England and kick his skinny poltergeist ***. Or be sad. Probably the latter.

[pate]

I believe the standard response to that would be:

write a song about it.

But now you'll have people thinking they can write songs instead of writing essays w/ abstracts.

[superpeer]

Haha, ATM, that was beautiful, man.

[Charizard]

but i had a bolded warning =\

/an hero

[TojesDolan]

Silenius: I'm sorry man, but I haven't posted in AGES in the black metal thread, other than when I have something serious to discuss. By ages I mean a little bit more than a month, and I think I've stopped being a cunt there for a while, because it's not fun anymore and I haven't touched that thread in a while.

Totenkrieg: Idem on my last reference, I haven't touched that thread in ages.

geez I feel as if I were being accused of touching young girls anyway yeah

Nostalgia: The infractions were just jokes! If you're really offended by them, then I'm sorry I thought you'd take it as a joke, but I see now that you're even moreso bitter and angsty than I am, so I'll stop joking around with you, I suppose, since you're all about seriousness.

[Totenkrieg]

I'm pretty sure I mentioned you haven't posted like that in awhile.

[Riva]

tl;dr AUSTIN: CALM DOWN PLEASE

[TojesDolan]

Oh well. Yeah. I thought it was a repetition of what we discussed a month ago, sorry for the inconvenience. :)

[Nostalgia]

Haha, I don't care about infractions, I'd just like to understand your posting, that's all.

[MBS]

HEY MODERATORS DO YOUR ****ING JOB AND STOP PLAYING GRABASS AND START LOCKING DOWN ON THREADS I SEE SPAM EVERYWHERE THIS IS PATHETIC R AND M WAS SO MUCH BETTER A FEW YEARS AGO WTF


down with big brother
down with the moderators
down with the system

destroy

destroy

destroy

destroy

[Charizard]

I think it's great, when there's subjects worth discussing, they're discussed.

[repcak]

sticky this pls:
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=542308

btw. i did a little mistake with the closing-date of the poll...maybe a mod can fix it?! sorry...

and close this: http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=540926

thanks

[Wish]

Stuck and closed. When do you want the poll's closing date to be?

[repcak]

thanks, the closing date is not that important but i thought about the 21.11.2007 (in some two weeks)

[JohnXDoe]

hi guys :wave:

do we still do FA's in R&M. are they called something else? and if not, do i just make a thread with the artist name as the title, etc....its like a write up, some links, and then hopefully a little discussion thread. just womdering if its still called an FA or what?

thanks....

[Permanent Solution]

I'm down with calling it an FA, Med isn't around really anymore. But see what everyone else says too.

[Jom]

It will be #31 of the series. Post it and one of us will sticky it.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I have no problem with posting it but maybe we should wait for Med to sticky it. I don't think we should step on anyone's toes.

[guitrguy]

When is the last time Med posted?

[Dave de Sylvia]

I think he was posting just before he was killed in a massive plane crash in the Andes.

[guitrguy]

Oh ok, I was just wondering.

[superpeer]

If it doesn't get stickied, it's all Med's fault. ):

[repcak]

Accent Competition

in the accent competition it's not allowed to vote yourself, because this would be not fair. therefore i clicked on the option to see who is voting whom, but i vote already and now i cannot see it.
if this comp. ends, can some of the mods be so nice to check if really no one votes himself? that would be great.
if someone does it, let me know in the voting thread.

thanks

[Wish]

You can click on the number of votes a person has got (next to the percentages). This will take you to a page that displays all the people who have voted.

[repcak]

ah, thats cool... i didn't know that :D

thanks, wish

[i am the robots]

I don't know if I've mentioned this but.... xiamtherobotsx DO IT

[Silenius]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15519892&postcount=2563

I might be wrong but this looks like a troll/joke account to me.

[i am the robots]

I'd like to apply for yet another avatar change. I know it get's annoying, but this one MIGHT make you lul. Probably not but it's worth a shot.

Anyhow, I've been listening to 7 Angels 7 Plague's first EP Until The Day Breathes And The Shadows Flee a lot lately, and I have to say, it's sinking in really deep. It's one of those times when you fall in love with an album and listen to it on repeat for days and don't get bored of it. I'm starting to rank them up with Skycamefalling, Underoath, and TTEOTD even. So like, that's why I'd like my avatar changed.

I didn't feel like re-writing the same essay, so I did some free form mess.

http://i12.tinypic.com/6wmm1p5.jpg

[pate]

Until the day breathes and the shadows bree.

[i am the robots]

True.

[Eliminator]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2726/lolib6.gif

thanks

[i am the robots]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15524101&postcount=9181

The tantrums are back.

[guitrguy]

Jelle would you be willing to change my name to Gmoney?

[Nostalgia]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w280/havamalnorse/df1b0f21.jpg

hook me up, dawgs.

[i am the robots]

I'd like to apply for yet another avatar change. I know it get's annoying, but this one MIGHT make you lul. Probably not but it's worth a shot.

Anyhow, I've been listening to 7 Angels 7 Plague's first EP Until The Day Breathes And The Shadows Flee a lot lately, and I have to say, it's sinking in really deep. It's one of those times when you fall in love with an album and listen to it on repeat for days and don't get bored of it. I'm starting to rank them up with Skycamefalling, Underoath, and TTEOTD even. So like, that's why I'd like my avatar changed.

I didn't feel like re-writing the same essay, so I did some free form mess.

http://i12.tinypic.com/6wmm1p5.jpg

guys. :(

[Riva]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w280/havamalnorse/df1b0f21.jpg

hook me up, dawgs.

guys. :(

:-* :-* ~*-No!-*~ :-* :-*

[Totenkrieg]

why are there ! and ? after the threads

[Permanent Solution]

silly mods.


side note: i will try to count up RMOTM this weekend but I have a busy weekend so I apologize guys.

[the2stranger]

why are there ! and ? after the threads

I was wondering the same.
I think it's annoying.

[i am the robots]

:-* :-* ~*-No!-*~ :-* :-*

MUST I WRITE ANOTHER ESSAY?!

[TojesDolan]

Huge horse.

I finished reading Red and Black from Stendhal yesterday. It was fun.

[Riva]

MUST I WRITE ANOTHER ESSAY?!

Yes!

[Nostalgia]

I decided to exceed standards and write a short speech.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w280/havamalnorse/df1b0f21.jpg

[Riva]

Actually, that's sort of, you know, lowering standards rather than exceeding them.

[Nostalgia]

Oh, so it's like that?

[Jom]

I don't think the black metal thread is going to like the fact that you're plagiarizing a black guy's speech anyway.

[i am the robots]

Jelle, could you fix my rep nau?

[Anglachel]

Jelle informs me the answer is: No.

[i am the robots]

I inform Jelle the answer is yes.

[Riva]

Jason || Don't care about pollution; I'm an airconditioned gypsy says:
Hey Jelle, Mappy wants his rep back hehe
Alice says:
pfft what a fag
Alice says:
He's never getting that back
Jason || Don't care about pollution; I'm an airconditioned gypsy says:
Haha
Alice says:
Can you send me that nude pic of Tojes again?

[Invicta_Veritas]

lolz

[TojesDolan]

wait what :-(

[Invicta_Veritas]

http://sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=542725


Advertising.

[the2stranger]

Jason || Don't care about pollution; I'm an airconditioned gypsy says:
Hey Jelle, Mappy wants his rep back hehe
Alice says:
pfft what a fag
Alice says:
He's never getting that back
Jason || Don't care about pollution; I'm an airconditioned gypsy says:
Haha
Alice says:
Can you send me that nude pic of Tojes again?

mwhaha, that gave me the lulz. :lol:

Did you reset Mappy's rep or what?

[guitrguy]

Jelle put a minus sign in front of his rep.

[the2stranger]

Alright. :-\

I think rep should be reset once every year or so, that keeps it a bit more recent.

[Invicta_Veritas]

Maybe. It sound like a good idea, but I don't know if it would actually fly....people with really good reps might bitch about being reset.

[okay]

nath would lose his **** if that happened

[Bazarov]

Hey Superpeer, according to Austin I can ask you, but I was wondering if I could get my name changed to Bazarov. If so, that'd be pretty cool. Following the rules how I remembered from that old name change thread one reason why I should be able to be permitted to Bazarov is that I've been on MX for around three years which has caused me to become at least a semi-noticed poster and for the majority of those three years I've been a poster who tries to positively contribute to the R&M forums, additionally, I have "reputation beyond repute" which has to count for something, right? However, to be honest, lately I haven't been making worthwhile posts and just leaving one word spam posts.

[repcak]

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=542874

-> guitar forum

[superpeer]

Jason || Don't care about pollution; I'm an airconditioned gypsy says:
Hey Jelle, Mappy wants his rep back hehe
Alice says:
pfft what a fag
Alice says:
He's never getting that back
Jason || Don't care about pollution; I'm an airconditioned gypsy says:
Haha
Alice says:
Can you send me that nude pic of Tojes again?

fake!

[i am the robots]

:lol: that's beautiful.

[Shattered_Future]

How does I get a big avatar? Do I have to petition/suck some dick or something?

[Nostalgia]

Dude you've been here since '05 and you don't know that?

[Shattered_Future]

Obviously not.

[superpeer]

You have to stop listening to Nightwish in order to obtain one.

[Shattered_Future]

Why's the hate there, Jelle? :(

[superpeer]

It's an automatic add-in on Vbulletin.

[Shattered_Future]

Damn...

[Invicta_Veritas]

Haha.

[Kage]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=543091

Smells like a Pit clown to me, with the Shell avatar and the spammy threads.

[guitrguy]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=543091

Smells like a Pit clown to me, with the Shell avatar and the spammy threads.

It is.

[superpeer]

Damn...

Post the avatar and we'll see if it's cool enough.

[Invicta_Veritas]

It won't be.

[superpeer]

Thank you for your coolness advice, Breaking Benjamin.

[Invicta_Veritas]

Why the hatred, Jelle? 'Twas only a joke.

[Bazarov]

Thanks, Jelle. I appreciate the name change. :D

[Dave de Sylvia]

who are you?

[repcak]

he is Ex-Butcher, who are you? Splat out Path?

[TojesDolan]

Sexy men

[Dave de Sylvia]

Nah, this is Riva. Don't you recognise me, moit?

[repcak]

lol... Med?

edit: if its you Med - holy ****!! i haven't see you in YEARS... maybe since two years? holy god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TojesDolan]

hey med can i have your children

[superpeer]

No, I saw them first!

[Kage]

I staked a claim to Med's children loooooooong ago.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I don't suppose there's any chance I could have Med's children?

[superpeer]

Let's cut them up and split them fair and square.

[TojesDolan]

OK I have a better idea:

med masturbates in a pool for a couple months which is going to be kept warm through big, black males pumping hot air to the perimeter of the pool. Then we all swim in his semen and dive in that sexy, manly, tranquil god's juice and the first one to get pregnant earns a cookie, a child and marijuana to smoke.

And a pony.

[guitrguy]

I'm in for the pony.

[Riva]

OK I have a better idea:

med masturbates in a pool for a couple months which is going to be kept warm through big, black males pumping hot air to the perimeter of the pool. Then we all swim in his semen and dive in that sexy, manly, tranquil god's juice and the first one to get pregnant earns a cookie, a child and marijuana to smoke.

And a pony.

Holy ****ing **** you Mexicans are weird.

[Jom]

OK I have a better idea:

med masturbates in a pool for a couple months which is going to be kept warm through big, black males pumping hot air to the perimeter of the pool. Then we all swim in his semen and dive in that sexy, manly, tranquil god's juice and the first one to get pregnant earns a cookie, a child and marijuana to smoke.

And a pony.

what the ****

never has the concept of taking things too far ever been more assured

[superpeer]

Haha, Tojes <3

[guitrguy]

what the ****

never has the concept of taking things too far ever been more assured
I lol'd.

[Shattered_Future]

http://www.metal-datenbank.de/img/upload/release/5459.jpg

Pretty pleeze? *bambieyes*

[Deth]

:lol:

I don't think you'll be getting what you want for a while.

HINT: Try the link

[Jom]

You have to copy/paste the link, not click it.

Also: ESSAY GOD DAMMIT

[Shattered_Future]

Wtf mate, Jelle never told me about any essay.

Damn mods and your shifty commie power ways!

[Stormrider]

Austin told you how much of a noob you were for not knowing about the essay's.

You forgot about it already?

[pate]

Such a noob that he doesn't know when people are kidding and when they aren't. Avatars are serious business.

[MBS]

i think you should change it to "THIS IMAGE WAS STOLEN" just for shits and giggles

[FatalEnergy]

Someone close this

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=543229

And tell Mappy to stop being a fag

[Kage]

Darf ich bitte dieser Avatar haben?

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l83/Redrawing/citywhereyougo.jpg

[masterchaos]

Just curious, but I had some rep from Fatal E and now its gone and my rep says -1...Im not too worried about it but like I said...curious

[Permanent Solution]

The thread/post was probably deleted.

[masterchaos]

Ahh good call.

[apple pie]

In the Tenacious D song, Inward Singing, what is the name of the real song that Jack makes fun of?

[Angmar]

Hello, it is still November so can I get this as my avatar please. :)

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/660/phpjvni8upmok4.jpg

[Kage]

Someone change my damn avatar.

[superpeer]

No **** Off Kage

You Fkn American Pigdog

[Kage]

Thanks, Jelle.

[Anglachel]

Somebody should have this for an avatar

http://i1.tinypic.com/80ubcsl.gif

'cuz its sad

[Deth]

:(

Calvin and Hobbes was such a big part of my childhood and that just makes me so sad.

:(

[Anglachel]

http://i7.tinypic.com/72vmef9.jpg

http://i17.tinypic.com/80vq05z.gif

[Kage]

That's horrifying. :(

Seriously, those suck. :upset:

[Shattered_Future]

Yeah, that's not cool mang.

Somebody explain this essay thing to me one more time...

[Permanent Solution]

http://musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15314661&postcount=15611

[Riva]

It's a pity that table-formatting isn't supported. :(

[Shattered_Future]

Ok.

One last question. You guys SERIOUSLY don't have anything better to do?

[TojesDolan]

I do.

[Riva]

Ok.

One last question. You guys SERIOUSLY don't have anything better to do?

Do you seriously need an avatar to accompany your every post on some internet forum?

[Invicta_Veritas]

Yes.


No constant posts or threads promoting racism, sexism, etc. These will not be tolerated

Just out of curiousity, why is this never enforced?

[repcak]

its written:

No constant posts or threads promoting racism, sexism, etc. These will not be tolerated.


and it has been enforced in the past....
/looks back at TEST (and his 10000 accounts) :p

[Nostalgia]

Yeah. Racism is okay if it's just once in a while.

[guitrguy]

Haha Repcak has a better eye for the subtleties of English than a native speaker.

[TojesDolan]

There's no point in reinforcing rules. :(

[guitrguy]

eh, That Totenkreig character needs to tone down the anti-semitic rhetoric a bit.

[guitrguy]

Man, you are predictable.

[repcak]

Haha Repcak has a better eye for the subtleties of English then a native speaker.

i think, you just gave me the greatest +rep i've ever got

:lol:

[Dave de Sylvia]

Yes.

Just out of curiousity, why is this never enforced?
Because the people who break those rules consistently tend to be the particular type of idiots who create a dozen accounts because they can't bear to stay away from a message board for longer than it takes to eat or sleep.

[Silenius]

^haha well said :lol:

[Shattered_Future]

Do you seriously need an avatar to accompany your every post on some internet forum?

Uh, why do you think I'd be bothering you about it? :smash:

[Invicta_Veritas]

Because the people who break those rules consistently tend to be the particular type of idiots who create a dozen accounts because they can't bear to stay away from a message board for longer than it takes to eat or sleep.

'Tis true.

[Eliminator]

hi since Eliminator is a perfect poster and has 20k posts which is obviously a sign of his superiority Eliminator requests the following avatar

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/802/75506345fs5.jpg

[guitrguy]

You change your avatar more times than a hooker turns tricks.

[Eliminator]

Zooey takes great offense.

[guitrguy]

It is what it is.

[Apocalyptic Raids]

face kinda reminds me of the Jane Doe cover

[Riva]

Uh, why do you think I'd be bothering you about it? :smash:

Then you won't mind writing the essay!

[Hbp]

Can I get my avatar back since I submitted 2 essays that noone got a chance to read/didn't?

[Seth Shadows]

are we not allowed avatars? If so, I'll get rid of mine.

Yeah. Racism is okay if it's just once in a while.
No, It's not.

[Hbp]

No, to get a bigger avatar, you have to write an essay. I had a bigger one, but something happened to it, and it disappeared, so I had to write another essay to get it back and I guess it got skipped over somehow. You're fine.

[Eliminator]

no they read your essays

[Seth Shadows]

Alright. Thanks =]

[Hbp]

O, they did? Srsly?

[Riva]

I read the essay, said that I couldn't judge because my neutrality was compromised, so Jom read it and said you needed to work on it. You then posted a sarcastic comment to the effect "lol im not changing it". Then you said you re-submitted it, but you didn't edit the original post and I couldn't find another essay afterwards, so I just assumed you'd had a brainfart.

[Hbp]

yeah, probably. I don't really remember.

[repcak]

sticky THIS:
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=543649

unsticky THIS:
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=542308

and Meatplow is allowed to get THIS avatar, cause he won the Accent comp.
http://i7.tinypic.com/732u8nq.jpg

thanks

[superpeer]

Okay, I have done all of THAT.

[Hbp]

Can I plz have this avatar back becuz it's Thanksgiving and I wrote 2 essays for it? Purty plz? Plz Plz Plz!

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e246/AtreyuUnicorn/sh.jpg

[Danger Bird]

This thread is clearly just pointless advertising especially when there's already a Led Zeppelin thread
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=543563

[Neoteric]

Can I plz have this avatar back becuz it's Thanksgiving and I wrote 2 essays for it? Purty plz? Plz Plz Plz!

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e246/AtreyuUnicorn/sh.jpgAtreyuUnicorn

[Riva]

This thread is clearly just pointless advertising especially when there's already a Led Zeppelin thread
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=543563

I couldn't find the Led Zeppelin thread on the last several pages, and the most recent one I could find is the one you made about them reuniting. So even though it's not the greatest thread ever, if people want to discuss the band in that thread they can feel free to do so.

[Hbp]

AtreyuUnicorn

My idea of making fun of the band tbh

[Angmar]

I promise this is going to be the last time I ask for an avatar change from my RMOTM thing but I think I found one I can finally be content with.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6467/11og9.jpg

Thanks! :)

[ZapatoDiablo]

Whoa I'll be so jealous to see that avatar.

[NemesisDivina]

I promise this is going to be the last time I ask for an avatar change from my RMOTM thing but I think I found one I can finally be content with.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6467/11og9.jpg

Thanks! :)

I'm listening to that album atm :)

[Eliminator]

who keeps giving stevo these ugly avatars

[Angmar]

I won RMOTM so I get them until the end of the month without essays. :p

[i am the robots]

Christmas time: a season of loving, brotherhood, giving, getting, sharing, and festivity - what better time of the year for a nice big avatar?

Historians believe that Christmas was invented sometime around 783 B.C. by the Bromans, a tribe of people who liked to kick it, drink Natty, play Xbox, and just all around chill. The Bromans felt that the winter was a cold time of the year where everybody was too busy trying to survive to chill. So what did the Bromans do? They came up with a sick holiday!

The wisest Bromans were holding counsel, and Jack Johnson was like, "Bro, if everybody's struggling to survive and freezing to death, that's not chill at all. Why don't we like, help each other out... you know, give each other useful gifts and just chill like we do when we're not freezing." [the Bible, page 514]

The people took Johnson's advice, and exchanged gifts of fitted hats, pre-frayed winter pants, and of course horizontal striped sweaters and festive scarfs. Some even argued that Natty actually helped keep warm, and as usual for the Bromans, much Natty was had.

So in the name of the holiday spirit, can I get this avatar bros?

http://i8.tinypic.com/8dywqyr.jpg

[Anglachel]

http://i7.tinypic.com/6xgruj7.gif


doesn't it look so much prettier larger?


mappy i give you an f because XBOX DIDN'T EXIST IN 783 BC

[i am the robots]

The Bromans were the most tech tribe back then.

[Jom]

Dude, BCE/CE and BC/AD exist for a reason. You're 783 years behind regarding Christmas. Also, page 514 features no such quote in neither the Old nor the New Testament.

You suck, but here's your avatar.

[i am the robots]

Dude, I'll post screen shots of my bible if you don't believe me.

[Anglachel]

Oh, wow, thanks to whoever gave me my avatar. I was halfway through writing an essay to. I'll post the half anyways.

Christmas time: a season of loving, brotherhood, giving, getting, sharing, and festivity - what better time of the year for a nice big avatar? (i am the robots, musicianforums.com/forums)

Of course, its not like you'd be getting anything in return, which is exactly why you shouldn't be handing avatars out. They were meant for the big boys, and the deserving.

"In Hindu philosophy, an avatar (also spelled as avatara) (Sanskrit: अवतार, avatāra), most commonly refers to the incarnation (bodily manifestation) of a higher being (deva), or the Supreme Being (God) onto planet Earth." (Wikipedia)

Is that not what avatars were supposed to represent on forums, as well? One of higher status; a moderator or administrator. The size of their avatar represents the size of their power, they are gods of the forum. You go against them, and they smite you. Why should I have an avatar when theres close to no chance of me becoming a moderator?

Aside from not being a moderator, do I truly deserve it? With posts consisting of nothing (literally) (Anglachel, musicianforums.com/forums)




Citations:

www.wikipedia.org (search "Avatar")
i am the robots (http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15592083&postcount=16426)
Anglachel
(http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15591779&postcount=101)



It was supposed to be ironic after I fixed it up >.>

[i am the robots]

Man, my Christmas origin is going on Uncyclopedia.

[Anglachel]

Uncyclopedia sucks

[NemesisDivina]

http://i17.tinypic.com/8aatlqb.jpg

I feel the spirit of Christmas is in great abundance here in R&M and am pleased to say that every aspect of the avatar that I'm requesting has been fulfilled from the grace of another.

In the spirit of Christmas... I asked Mappy to edit this picture of Quorthon so that he was wearing a sweet santa hat (which fits him very nicely btw). And Mappy was so kind enough to grant my request. And for one small moment, there was this glimpse of hope that I felt, that maybe I could have what I have desired for so long. A true legend of black metal (metal-archives) as my flagman, confidently guiding me through the barren wasteland of R&M (Black Metal thread). Now, "gods of the forum", (Anglachel 16431) I implore you. Will you find it in your heart to grant me this simple request?

Metal-Archives
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=184

Black Metal thread
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=538892

Anglachel #16431
http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15592351&postcount=16431


and i know some of you mods love the Q-man

[Riva]

Ugh, these essays are getting progressively worse.

C

[NemesisDivina]

****, the one mod i didnt want to judge it. :p

besides. anglachel got an avatar without even doing anything, tbh.

[Jom]

An average grade for an average poster wanting an average avatar.

Just kidding.

[NemesisDivina]

An average grade for an average poster wanting an average avatar.

Just kidding.

Awww thanks Jom, you're such a sweety pie. I still respect you cause you were the mod that 'okayed' my first review. I was quite touched. Hmmm, I still remember your avatar from that time too... it was something with a spaceman on it.

[Riva]

http://www.qwantz.com/merchandise.html

Scroll down to "Not All Dreams Can Come True".

[NemesisDivina]

http://www.qwantz.com/merchandise.html

Scroll down to "Not All Dreams Can Come True".

good call riva :p

[Jom]

Awww thanks Jom, you're such a sweety pie. I still respect you cause you were the mod that 'okayed' my first review. I was quite touched. Hmmm, I still remember your avatar from that time too... it was something with a spaceman on it.

As long as I'm not a sweaty pie, I'm good to go.

And big ups to Riva for having a good memory.

EDIT: And big ups for that awesome old-school Christmas avatar :thumb:

[Nostalgia]

I'd ask for a big avatar, but I don't feel like taking advantage of our exceptional moderator staff.

[Anglachel]

You mean Jom

[Permanent Solution]

Yeah I think Jom is the only one giving them out. Next time I see one that hasn't been approved and is bad I'm giving out a different avatar >:[

[Jom]

Vince why are you spoiling our secret did you forget we are tag team champs

[Permanent Solution]

Oops.

Oh well it's even more fun tag teaming when they know it's coming <_<

The fear is satiable.

[pate]

So all Christmas avs get through for free?

[Permanent Solution]

If you post asking for an avatar, your avatar will be changed.

<_<

[Nostalgia]

Change your avatar, Lee. Ffs dude.

[Silenius]

That what it seems like Pate.

[pate]

If you post asking for an avatar, your avatar will be changed.

<_<

>_>

I'll start on an essay then.

[pate]

Pate has been a longtime contributor to R&M. Throughout his time on MX, he has tried to post constructively and avoid arguments.

Pate joined MX in April 2003. He resides at Western Illinois University (MX, 2007). He has 8,416 posts on MX forums, the majority of which are in R&M (Pate, 2007). Unlike many newer users, he spent several months as a lurker both before and after registering, in order to get out much of the initial n00biness. He regularly contributes to a variety of threads, including the Iced Earth, Any Other Death Heads? and Any Other Stoner/Doom Fans? threads. This essay aims to investigate/investipate/invisigoth whether he is fit for this avatar:

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/MAkerfeldt/santaCopy2ofGoeweyReunion7-06012.jpg

Pate has only been banned TWICE during his 4+ years on MX, and once was an April Fool's joke (Pate, 2007). He has been nominated for RMOTM several times, and won in November 2006, and he has un the competition several times (MX, 2007).

In conclusion, it can be seen that Pate is a worthwhile contributor to MX and is worthy of this Christmas-themed avatar.

References:

MX forums, accessed 25 November, 2007 [sputnikmusic.com/forums]

Pate, pers comm, 2007

[Eliminator]

give me an avatar

[Permanent Solution]

shrink plz lee

[pate]

How much?

[NemesisDivina]

make better santa hat, lee

:lol: @ april fools day ban

[Deth]

Not giving Pate that avatar would be a grave mistake.

[Permanent Solution]

1/2 size would do

[Eliminator]

thx

[NemesisDivina]

:lol: gg on giving elim that avatar, Vince. i was so hoping someone would get it

Not giving Pate that avatar would be a grave mistake.

yeah, this

[pate]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/MAkerfeldt/smallsantaCopy2ofGoeweyReunion7-060.jpg

Thanks Vince

[Permanent Solution]

No prob. ^_^

[Riva]

ITT: Vince hard deletes any negative posts towards him, in true cowardly mexican fashion.

[guitrguy]

I should have taken a screen shot to save the posts that were deleted.

[Permanent Solution]

ITT: Vince hard deletes any negative posts towards him, in true cowardly mexican fashion.
more like in true deceptive american fashion

[Riva]

Nah, American fashion would have been to just blithely retort everything in imbecilic fashion then try to cover your arse by pretending it was a joke all along.

[NemesisDivina]

Vince is gay

edit: oh wait wrong thread

Vince is gay

edit: pretty sure this is the right thread

Vince is gay

edit: sweet!

:upset: gice, i'm totuhlly deleting thesee

pwned


or something like that

[Permanent Solution]

Nah, American fashion would have been to just blithely retort everything in imbecilic fashion then try to cover your arse by pretending it was a joke all along.
silly austrailian
pwned


or something like that

don't make me ban you

[NemesisDivina]

don't make me ban you

sorry vince, bby. it was too tempting >.<

[Riva]

silly austrailian


Very subtle.

[Permanent Solution]

subtle dagger

[Riva]

strangerdanger

[Dave de Sylvia]

greaselightning

[Riva]

YouknowthatIain'tbraggingshe'sarealpussywagon

[MBS]

vince is gay



edit: amilate?

[guitrguy]

You are never late for that.

[Kingofdudes]

I hate you all

[Permanent Solution]

Just you all wait >:[

[Apocalypticon]

Would some kindly mod please please please change my avatar to this. I know I am essay-less but tis the season.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8613/vargchristmans100rr4.jpg

[Stormrider]

It's small enough that you shouldn't have to ask a mod to change it.

[Silenius]

96x100, highest allowed upload is 70x70.

[Nutmeg]

vince please enlarge my

avatar

[Stormrider]

96x100, highest allowed upload is 70x70.

Ah, my bad.

[Silenius]

Mods can see deleted posts right?

[pate]

Yes

[NemesisDivina]

Meh, this should be evidence enough...

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15598050&postcount=3492

EDIT: What exactly do infractions do?

[MBS]

nothing. i heard animal porn so i came running! =D

[Jom]

I'd give it about a 6. Not the best animal animal photographs I've seen but still raunchy enough to get the blood flowing downstairs.

[Slaapkamers]

wait where is this porn

=[

[Nostalgia]

dude i send it to u on msn

[Dargon]

I think I've underestimated the eliteness of MX. I can't think of any other forum where I could post child porn and get away with it.

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

12chan?

[Dargon]

I'm only familiar with 4 and 7, both of which ban.

[BoboTheRagingHobo]

12chan is where all the pedos from the other chans go to.

[Dargon]

thanks for the tip-off, will be there asap

[Apocalypticon]

anonib.com is the best of all the chanish websites

also

Would some kindly mod please please please change my avatar to this. I know I am essay-less but tis the season.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8613/vargchristmans100rr4.jpg

[Deth]

I don't understand why the concept of writing an essay is so confusing to so many people.

[Stormrider]

Nah. Just Apoc and Shattered Future. :p

[Deth]

That's so many people Jammie.

[Anglachel]

thanks for the tip-off, will be there asap
um fapchan & 420 ftw

[Anglachel]

Meh, this should be evidence enough...

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15598050&postcount=3492

EDIT: What exactly do infractions do?
Infractions are like steps to being banzorzed. Get two active ones and you're gone or something.

I have an active one from Vince atm >.>

[TojesDolan]

Infractions have no significant value,they're just material for the lols.