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fattymattk2therevenge
04-06-2002, 08:15 PM
if you would like a job in our perfume company, here's where you can apply.

pendrightheloved1
04-06-2002, 08:16 PM
you cant have the jobs i have though, that would be sacrilege

m.o.d
04-06-2002, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge
if you would like a job in our perfume company, here's where you can apply.

Can I be 3rd in command?

or the creative service specialist?

fattymattk2therevenge
04-06-2002, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by m.o.d


Can I be 3rd in command?

or the creative service specialist?

here at Incest, we don't waste our time with lazy 3rd in command jerk offs.

Please select a more productive position.

m.o.d
04-06-2002, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


here at Incest, we don't waste our time with lazy 3rd in command jerk offs.

Please select a more productive position.


Could I be the Graphic Artist?

fattymattk2therevenge
04-06-2002, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by m.o.d



Could I be the Graphic Artist?

how do you plan to benefit the company as graphic artist?

justanotherbrickinthewall
04-06-2002, 08:23 PM
i wanna be the product sampler.

fattymattk2therevenge
04-06-2002, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Justanotherbrickinthewall
i wanna be the product sampler.

ok

looozer
04-06-2002, 08:29 PM
can i be a guy who pisses in the bottles?

m.o.d
04-06-2002, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


how do you plan to benefit the company as graphic artist?

I'd design ads and good stuff like which would then appeal to the general public and bring in huge amounts of money.

and if I can't be the graphic artist, can I be the one who finds the hot chicks for your advertisements?

justanotherbrickinthewall
04-06-2002, 08:30 PM
yay

pendrightheloved1
04-06-2002, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Justanotherbrickinthewall
i wanna be the product sampler.

that may not be possible, im an addict. I go through 8 bottles a day, and we only make 5

looozer
04-06-2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1


that may not be possible, im an addict. I go through 8 bottles a day, and we only make 5
if fatty hires me, we can make more. i piss like a racehorse.

fattymattk2therevenge
04-06-2002, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by looozer
can i be a guy who pisses in the bottles?

no that's pendrigh, he's head of production, and basically the only one who knows every single ingredient.I'll be the guy in the commercial that uses it and has an orgasmic smile and says "Oh sooooo fresh"

you can be the actor in the commercials, but you cannot be the one who writes the commercials.

that may not be possible, im an addict. I go through 8 bottles a day, and we only make 5

you can't have all the jobs pendrigh....

justanotherbrickinthewall
04-06-2002, 08:38 PM
you know somethin, we might need an art person. that's how cigarrettes are sold. they're not sold thru health ads, they're sold thru magazine ads. iow, thru the use of visual media.

pendrightheloved1
04-06-2002, 08:38 PM
i can

*plots overthrow*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-06-2002, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by looozer

if fatty hires me, we can make more. i piss like a racehorse.

good point. We do need to expand our production. Pendrigh will need help in production, but he will be the only producer of the "secret" ingredient.

m.o.d
04-06-2002, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Justanotherbrickinthewall
you know somethin, we might need an art person. that's how cigarrettes are sold. they're not sold thru health ads, they're sold thru magazine ads. iow, thru the use of visual media.

So can I? :bambi eyes:

*gets down on knees and begs*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-06-2002, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
i can

*plots overthrow*

*threatens to fire pendrigh*

pendrightheloved1
04-06-2002, 08:44 PM
*diverts plot to take over dr pepper*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-06-2002, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by m.o.d



*begs fattymattk2therevenge for job as the head of graphic arts as he desperately needs money seeing that he is a starving artist*

dude, you got the job.

looozer
04-06-2002, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
*diverts plot to take over dr pepper*
*does nekkid dance, pisses in bottles*

m.o.d
04-06-2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


dude, you got the job.

You are my hero. :chug:

pendrightheloved1
04-06-2002, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by looozer

*does nekkid dance, pisses in bottles*

*attaches loozer to a pump at a dr pepper factory to keep him all peppered up*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-06-2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1


*attaches loozer to a pump at a dr pepper factory to keep him all peppered up*

you can have any job you want now pendrigh

looozer
04-06-2002, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
I got it! Besides actor, I can be the guy that runs up uninvited on the stage of major concert events and rap for Incest. Here I even wrote a rap:


"Yo fool sucka G-Dawg, Yo fool sucka G-Dawg, get down with tha Incest y'all, get down with tha Incest y'all, buy our perfume WHAT? Buy our perfume WHAT? S'what I'm talkin' bout, Willis. Rock on, Wheaties, oh yeah."
i have an idea for the company slogan:
incest: it really whips the snow leaopard's ***

justanotherbrickinthewall
04-06-2002, 09:06 PM
I just realized that fattymattk2therevenge doesn't have a part in the company, just fattymattk.

:eek:

simplephotographinthesun
04-06-2002, 09:14 PM
Any room for ol' spits? :(

pendrightheloved1
04-06-2002, 09:20 PM
who likes my avatar?

lil_drummer_girl
04-06-2002, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
who likes my avatar?

thats very nice pendrigh

m.o.d
04-06-2002, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
who likes my avatar?

I do. :chug:

m.o.d
04-06-2002, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun
Any room for ol' spits? :(

howabout the one who spits in the perfume...eh fattymattk2therevenge?

looozer
04-06-2002, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
who likes my avatar?
it's all good kids.

simplephotographinthesun
04-06-2002, 09:29 PM
im looking for a job cause lowend fired me :upset:

punkerdrummer
04-06-2002, 09:50 PM
this thread is really boring.

m.o.d
04-06-2002, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by punkerdrummer
this thread is really boring.

How then shall we make it interesting?

punkerdrummer
04-06-2002, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by m.o.d


How then shall we make it interesting?

not post in it and wait for it to get bumped to the second page :D

m.o.d
04-06-2002, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by punkerdrummer


not post in it and wait for it to get bumped to the second page :D

:lol: :confused: :lol:

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by NachoChez
I got it! Besides actor, I can be the guy that runs up uninvited on the stage of major concert events and rap for Incest. Here I even wrote a rap:


"Yo fool sucka G-Dawg, Yo fool sucka G-Dawg, get down with tha Incest y'all, get down with tha Incest y'all, buy our perfume WHAT? Buy our perfume WHAT? S'what I'm talkin' bout, Willis. Rock on, Wheaties, oh yeah."

um, we're not that kind of company....and you already have a job.

rebel.x
04-07-2002, 01:43 AM
Can I be security

:smash:
bad guys and competition

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by looozer

i have an idea for the company slogan:
incest: it really whips the snow leaopard's ***

care to explain?

I just realized that fattymattk2therevenge doesn't have a part in the company, just fattymattk.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret....we're the same person.

Any room for ol' spits?

just like spits always has a place for incest, Incest always has a place for spits. What position would you like?

lil_drummer_girl and punkerdrummer have seemed to taken an interest in incest, but they seem uncertain as to what position they want. So, I am giving them the best job there is.

rebel.x
04-07-2002, 01:48 AM
Can I be Security?

pacifica
04-07-2002, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge
I'm going to let you in on a little secret....we're the same person.

:lol: lmao

Can I be in your compnay :) please :)

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by rebel.x
Can I be Security?

yesCan I be in your compnay please

what position do you want?

justanotherbrickinthewall
04-07-2002, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge

I'm going to let you in on a little secret....we're the same person.



I knew that. it's blatantly obvious.

pacifica
04-07-2002, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge
what position do you want?

ummm.. product sampler, or assistant :D

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


ummm.. product sampler, or assistant :D

both those jobs are taken

you have to make one up for yourself

justanotherbrickinthewall
04-07-2002, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


ummm.. product sampler, or assistant :D


Me and pendrigh already are doing that.

pacifica
04-07-2002, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


both those jobs are taken

you have to make one up for yourself

Product model
or
Music Writer :cool:

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


Product model
or
Music Writer :cool:

music for what?

pacifica
04-07-2002, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


music for what?

commercials :cool:

LiquorCl!t
04-07-2002, 03:01 AM
is there a space for fattymattk's secretary?

I'm male but I'll bring in some hot chicks. :naughty:

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


commercials :cool:

would you rather be the model or the music writer? It's up to you.is there a space for fattymattk's secretary?

no, that's part of my personal assistants' job description.

Pick something else.

pacifica
04-07-2002, 03:06 AM
hmmm model :naughty:

LiquorCl!t
04-07-2002, 03:06 AM
Company Party planner/thrower.
or
Finance person
or
Incest male whore
or
custodian
or
front desk attendant?

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by LiquorCl!t
Company Party planner/thrower.
or
Finance person
or
Incest male whore
or
custodian
or
front desk attendant?

which one?

LiquorCl!t
04-07-2002, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


which one?

Incest party planner/thrower.

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by pacifica
hmmm model :naughty:

you got it, hot stuff...

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 03:12 AM
Originally posted by LiquorCl!t


Incest party planner/thrower.

ok, but that job is kind of light so you also have to plan the family reunions.

pacifica
04-07-2002, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


you got it, hot stuff...

yay :D

LiquorCl!t
04-07-2002, 03:21 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


ok, but that job is kind of light so you also have to plan the family reunions.

Parties by me are never light. :smoke:

The family r's will rock. :metalhead:

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by LiquorCl!t


Parties by me are never light. :smoke:

The family r's will rock. :metalhead:

excellent

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 03:28 PM
bump

pacifica
04-07-2002, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge
bump

*bumps as well even though is at top* :upset:

pendrightheloved1
04-07-2002, 03:52 PM
*has incest avatar*

pacifica
04-07-2002, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
*has incest avatar*

*does too* :chug:

pendrightheloved1
04-07-2002, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by pacifica


*does too* :chug:

:no:

Cyberdeliac
04-07-2002, 04:22 PM
could i please come to incest and put gold studs on all of your employees shoes? just on the souls? i can do it for 0.14 an hour.

pacifica
04-07-2002, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1


:no:

:upset:

pendrightheloved1
04-07-2002, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by pacifica


:upset:

sorry, but yours is marshmallow man.Now he never had sex with marshamallow sis or bruv did he?


He did? Eurgh *barfs*

looozer
04-07-2002, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


care to explain?
as a tribute to wesley willis. he uses the lyric "snow leopard's ***" at least 4 or 5 times in his collection of songs. look at some of his lyrics. :lol:

just kidding about that as a slogan though.

Lowend
04-07-2002, 06:07 PM
Online companys are trendy:evil:
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looozer
04-07-2002, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez


Do somethin' about your long filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers Jerk
CUT THE MULLET

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-*** mutha off your skull
Get your *** to the barber shop
Tell the barber you're sick of lookin' like a asshole
CUT THE MULLET
that's actually a good song. read the lyrics to "suck a cheetah's dick" though. good times for sure.

rvd7692
04-07-2002, 07:20 PM
Shit son get me a job some how in this! Since all the good ones are taken can i be street team leader? You do need a street team and since im from LA i think me and la raza can handle the streets.

simplephotographinthesun
04-07-2002, 07:53 PM
CEO of Spam Advertising :D

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 08:32 PM
what does your avatar say pendrigh? It always changes before I can read it.

looozer
04-07-2002, 08:36 PM
it says do the funky
incest:
it's all good kids

i think....

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by looozer
it says do the funky
incest:
it's all good kids

i think....

haha that should be our slogan I think.

"it's all good kids"

has a nice ring to it.

simplephotographinthesun
04-07-2002, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


haha that should be our slogan I think.

"it's all good kids"

has a nice ring to it.

i prefer, "It's all in the family" or "We are famiily!" :lol:

neversoft85
04-07-2002, 09:19 PM
i wanna be in this too!!!!!!!


can i be the janitor???
without me who would clean the floor when the producers "miss"

o ya, one more thing.....can u call it a "sanitational engineer"...that would be ssswweeeeett

m.o.d
04-07-2002, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by neversoft85
i wanna be in this too!!!!!!!


can i be the janitor???
without me who would clean the floor when the producers "miss"

o ya, one more thing.....can u call it a "sanitational engineer"...that would be ssswweeeeett

howabout blue collar custodian.

rvd7692
04-07-2002, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by neversoft85
i wanna be in this too!!!!!!!


can i be the janitor???
without me who would clean the floor when the producers "miss"

o ya, one more thing.....can u call it a "sanitational engineer"...that would be ssswweeeeett
I was once in a theatre class were we did a story called beating of a school janitor.

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun


i prefer, "It's all in the family" or "We are famiily!" :lol:

hmmm those are pretty good too.

neversoft: yes you can be part of the incest family

justanotherbrickinthewall
04-07-2002, 10:48 PM
Check out my SPAM song. :D

fattymattk2therevenge
04-07-2002, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Justanotherbrickinthewall
Check out my SPAM song. :D

that's nice...

justanotherbrickinthewall
04-07-2002, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


that's nice...

yup

fattymattk2therevenge
04-10-2002, 03:47 PM
there are still lots of positions available.....

mutilator
04-10-2002, 03:49 PM
i want to be the guy who sits in his cubical doing nothing but later brags about his position in a great company like Incest

PimpDaddyKabZ
04-10-2002, 03:52 PM
I think I'll be the Lap Dance coordinator

fattymattk2therevenge
04-10-2002, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by PimpDaddyKabZ
I think I'll be the Lap Dance coordinator

cool, we really need one of those. All of our lap dances have been uncoordinated lately.

mutilator
04-10-2002, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by mutilator
i want to be the guy who sits in his cubical doing nothing but later brags about his position in a great company like Incest
*clears throat* what about me fattymattk?:upset:

fattymattk2therevenge
04-10-2002, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by mutilator

*clears throat* what about me fattymattk?:upset:

look at my sig

simplephotographinthesun
04-10-2002, 04:07 PM
Incest: We are family

mutilator
04-10-2002, 04:08 PM
Thanks!

I work for Incest *thumps chest*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-10-2002, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun
Incest: We are family

keep up the good work.

simplephotographinthesun
04-10-2002, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


keep up the good work.

thx :D

Incest: Fun for the whole family!

EADG
04-10-2002, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge
there are still lots of positions available.....


i would like to be..

the guy who sneaks blowjobs to fellow employees when fattymattk isnt looking



oh **** i shouldnt have said that now you know the secret!

fattymattk2therevenge
04-11-2002, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by EADG



i would like to be..

the guy who sneaks blowjobs to fellow employees when fattymattk isnt looking



oh **** i shouldnt have said that now you know the secret!

ok, as long as I'm looking.

justanotherbrickinthewall
04-11-2002, 09:07 PM
excuse me Mr. Fattymattk.......but I noticed that there was a job opening for the guy who's responsible for keeping the position names as short as possible and I figured that I would be the best man for the job even though I'm the product sampler (which I must say is a kickass job)

fattymattk2therevenge
04-11-2002, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Justanotherbrickinthewall
excuse me Mr. Fattymattk.......but I noticed that there was a job opening for the guy who's responsible for keeping the position names as short as possible and I figured that I would be the best man for the job even though I'm the product sampler (which I must say is a kickass job)

no sorry, that job is meant to go unfilled. and I'm thinking about getting rid of it.

justanotherbrickinthewall
04-11-2002, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


no sorry, that job is meant to go unfilled. and I'm thinking about getting rid of it.

whatever....I thought i'd give it a try. :smoke:

PDWAB
04-12-2002, 01:20 AM
can i be the brown-noser? ive been practicing...

*ahem*
gee, mr. fattymattk, u really handled that well!! there's no boss better than you, mr. fattmattk!! yessir, incest sure is a better place with you in charge!!!!

plz???

xlZeRoBaSslx
04-12-2002, 02:00 PM
Hey matt can i be the hobo that lives in a box with newspaper out front of your factory?

that would be so cool:D

pendrightheloved1
04-12-2002, 02:38 PM
yes, because not being able to eat ranks up there right up with being raped

EADG
04-12-2002, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


ok, as long as I'm looking.


i said sneak B-E-E-R to everyone. who the f*ck changed it!

m.o.d
04-12-2002, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by EADG



i said sneak B-E-E-R to everyone. who the f*ck changed it!


That's the funniest thing I've seen in days. :lol:

fattymattk2therevenge
04-12-2002, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by EADG



i said sneak B-E-E-R to everyone. who the f*ck changed it!

hahhahahahahah

it was probably black box, because only mods can edit your posts.

can i be the brown-noser? ive been practicing... yes, but whenever you reply to one of my posts from now on, you have to kiss my *** and like it.

Hey matt can i be the hobo that lives in a box with newspaper out front of your factory sounds good to me.

simplephotographinthesun
04-12-2002, 10:41 PM
bump

pacifica
04-13-2002, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun
bump

hump

mutilator
04-13-2002, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


hump
lump

pendrightheloved1
04-13-2002, 09:41 AM
rape

pacifica
04-13-2002, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
rape

grape

pendrightheloved1
04-13-2002, 12:27 PM
anal

bassplayerblink
04-13-2002, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
anal
nothing rhymes well with anal:upset:

m.o.d
04-13-2002, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by bassplayerblink

nothing rhymes well with anal:upset:


main hole. :)

simplephotographinthesun
04-13-2002, 01:33 PM
The following message has been brought to you by FattyMattK

Incest: "We're all in the family!"

fattymattk2therevenge
04-13-2002, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun
The following message has been brought to you by FattyMattK

Incest: "We're all in the family!"

good work

bassplayerblink
04-13-2002, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun
The following message has been brought to you by FattyMattK

Incest: "We're all in the family!"
:lol:

xlZeRoBaSslx
04-14-2002, 01:14 AM
i think iscest is now a huge corporation...look at all the positions...yay we are a monopoly

fattymattk2therevenge
04-14-2002, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by xlZeRoBaSslx
i think iscest is now a huge corporation...look at all the positions...yay we are a monopoly

yes, we are expanding nicely.

PDWAB
04-14-2002, 01:28 AM
and its all thanks to you sir!!! i feel safe knowing that the guiding hand on the tiller of incest belongs to u!!!

fattymattk2therevenge
04-14-2002, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by Punk_Drummer_With_A_Brain
and its all thanks to you sir!!! i feel safe knowing that the guiding hand on the tiller of incest belongs to u!!!

keep up the good work.

Blinkas
04-14-2002, 07:27 AM
i wanna be in your team too:)
What do you have for me?

pacifica
04-14-2002, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by Blinkas
i wanna be in your team too:)
What do you have for me?

Make up a job, then ask him :cool:

Blinkas
04-14-2002, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


Make up a job, then ask him :cool:

ok
*thinks*

pacifica
04-14-2002, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by Blinkas


ok
*thinks*

*is Incest model* :cool:

Blinkas
04-14-2002, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


*is Incest model* :cool:

lucky you

pacifica
04-14-2002, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by Blinkas


lucky you

I am :D

Blinkas
04-14-2002, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


I am :D

:upset: sniff :upset:

pacifica
04-14-2002, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Blinkas


:upset: sniff :upset:

thought of a job yet? :)

Blinkas
04-14-2002, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


thought of a job yet? :)

no

pacifica
04-14-2002, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by Blinkas


no

ok :cool:

BornGhost
04-14-2002, 09:43 AM
Can I be the guy who sits in an office behind a closed door and acts as some huge corporate executive while making prank calls?

Blinkas
04-14-2002, 12:15 PM
I could be the nurse(and do some manual body masage)...
Fattymattk what do you think about this?:)
Please?;)

pendrightheloved1
04-14-2002, 12:21 PM
can i be mr motivator too? I can make all employees work much harder, and have fun whilst doing it?

simplephotographinthesun
04-14-2002, 12:26 PM
The following message has been brought to you by FattymattK:

Incest: "Bring the kids with ya!"

pacifica
04-14-2002, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun
The following message has been brought to you by FattymattK:

Incest: "Bring the kids with ya!"

:lol:

mutilator
04-14-2002, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by pacifica


:lol: ditto :lol:

EADG
04-14-2002, 03:47 PM
*sneaks beer to everyone else*

:chug:

fattymattk2therevenge
04-14-2002, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
can i be mr motivator too? I can make all employees work much harder, and have fun whilst doing it?

whatever you want, sweetheart.

Pop music sucks
04-14-2002, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


whatever you want, sweetheart. Wait, I change my mind. I want to be the commercial voice-over who sounds incredibly like Sean Connery.

cranberro+
04-14-2002, 05:39 PM
Hey fattymatt can i have a job at incest??

m.o.d
04-14-2002, 09:52 PM
Here's a possibility for the Incest logo......


INCEST Logo (http://www.musicianforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1236)

Pop music sucks
04-14-2002, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by m.o.d
Here's a possibility for the Incest logo......


INCEST Logo (http://www.musicianforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1236) Marketing to the kids? (http://www.musicianforums.com/attachment.php?s=&attachmentid=1237)

m.o.d
04-14-2002, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by popmusichater
Marketing to the kids? (http://www.musicianforums.com/attachment.php?s=&attachmentid=1237)


What the hell do you think you are doin'?


I am in charge of all graphic arts and what not at Incest.

fattymattk2therevenge
04-14-2002, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by cranberro+
Hey fattymatt can i have a job at incest??

what positions do you want?Wait, I change my mind. I want to be the commercial voice-over who sounds incredibly like Sean Connery. yeah. Your other job was sort of stupid anyway.

Here's a possibility for the Incest logo...... excellent work

bassplayerblink
04-14-2002, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by cranberro+
Hey fattymatt can i have a job at incest??
yeah, can I have one too? anyone got any suggestions

fattymattk2therevenge
04-14-2002, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by bassplayerblink

yeah, can I have one too? anyone got any suggestions

would you like to be our pre school motivational speaker?

mutilator
04-15-2002, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


would you like to be our pre school motivational speaker?
that sounds pretty interesting. i'd take it if i were you

cranberro+
04-17-2002, 04:51 PM
I'll be the school motivational speaker! I think she wants to be the janitor...cleaning up the leftover liquids....

cranberro+
04-17-2002, 04:52 PM
I'll be the pre school motivational speaker! I think she wants to be the official janitor...cleaning up the leftover liquids....

fattymattk2therevenge
04-17-2002, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by cranberro+
I'll be the pre school motivational speaker! I think she wants to be the official janitor...cleaning up the leftover liquids....

you got it.

bassplayerblink
04-17-2002, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


you got it.
no!
forget what cranberro+ said 9or whatever his name is). I AM the motivational speaker. I asked for suggestions and you gave it to me......
I want my job:upset:

fattymattk2therevenge
04-17-2002, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by bassplayerblink

no!
forget what cranberro+ said 9or whatever his name is). I AM the motivational speaker. I asked for suggestions and you gave it to me......
I want my job:upset:

sorry dude, he replied first....

can you think of anything else that you would like to be?

Pop music sucks
04-17-2002, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


sorry dude, he replied first....

can you think of anything else that you would like to be? I think that bassplayerblink is a chick, if that's the truth. She can be the "company's distinguished whore with no STD problems."

fattymattk2therevenge
04-17-2002, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by popmusichater
I think that bassplayerblink is a chick, if that's the truth. She can be the "company's distinguished whore with no STD problems."

ummmm, I don't think we need a whore. There's lots of sex going around at Incest, so there's no need to pay for it. And although the no STD thing would be nice, it's too late for all of us, because I saw Pendrigh jerk off into the coffee pot the other day.

Pop music sucks
04-17-2002, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


ummmm, I don't think we need a whore. There's lots of sex going around at Incest, so there's no need to pay for it. And although the no STD thing would be nice, it's too late for all of us, because I saw Pendrigh jerk off into the coffee pot the other day. I was wondering what that was, I thought that Incest had bought some sugar syrup-like stuff.

fattymattk2therevenge
04-17-2002, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by popmusichater
I was wondering what that was, I thought that Incest had bought some sugar syrup-like stuff.

Pendrigh told me he was experimenting with a new coffee scented version of Incest. I told him it was a bad idea, and then we discussed the weather over a nice cup of hot coffee.

GoodRiddance
04-18-2002, 07:51 AM
Can i be responsible for PR or just be paid to bone fit chicks?

GertrudeMcCrack
04-18-2002, 08:05 AM
Can i be the incest hitman, the 'bestiality fragrance company' need sorting out!

fattymattk2therevenge
04-18-2002, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by GoodRiddance
Can i be responsible for PR or just be paid to bone fit chicks?

PR?Can i be the incest hitman, the 'bestiality fragrance company' need sorting out! ok

pendrightheloved1
04-18-2002, 03:17 PM
*walks in with tea trolley*


who wants coffee?

fattymattk2therevenge
04-18-2002, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
*walks in with tea trolley*


who wants coffee?
*raises hand*

GoodRiddance
04-18-2002, 03:26 PM
PR = Public Relations

-> boning the really fit secretaries from rival corporations...

fattymattk2therevenge
04-18-2002, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by GoodRiddance
PR = Public Relations

-> boning the really fit secretaries from rival corporations...

well I guess so......we want our relations to be very public.

pendrightheloved1
04-18-2002, 03:35 PM
yes mother

fattymattk2therevenge
04-18-2002, 03:39 PM
if this thread gets deleted I'm going to cry.

simplephotographinthesun
04-18-2002, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge
if this thread gets deleted I'm going to cry.

put your head on my shoulder :p

pendrightheloved1
04-18-2002, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge
if this thread gets deleted I'm going to cry.


*hugs*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-18-2002, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun


put your head on my shoulder :p
well 9 pages, probably almost half of them mine, would lose me like.........a lot of posts, plus the history of Incest will be gone forever.

But if it gets deleted I'll start an Incest 2 thread.

*puts head on SPITS' shoulder*

pacifica
04-18-2002, 03:48 PM
Well if over 50% of the 9 pages of posts ae spam then it'll be deleted :eek:

simplephotographinthesun
04-18-2002, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge

well 9 pages, probably almost half of them mine, would lose me like.........a lot of posts, plus the history of Incest will be gone forever.

But if it gets deleted I'll start an Incest 2 thread.

*puts head on SPITS' shoulder*

its ok, ya know i love ya anyways ;)

fattymattk2therevenge
04-18-2002, 03:56 PM
*hugs pendrigh*

I love you too SPITS

as long as Black Box stays away from this thread I think it will be fine, because he seems to enjoy deleting them.

simplephotographinthesun
04-20-2002, 02:01 PM
keep incest alive!

bumpage!

pendrightheloved1
04-20-2002, 02:07 PM
*has sex with sister*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
*has sex with sister*

is she hot?

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by IanoDublin
Can I be the Dude that's bringing the company down from the inside?

I guess so. But you are not allowed to attend our parties.

pendrightheloved1
04-20-2002, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


is she hot?

no, but shes a whore

GimpKing
04-20-2002, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by looozer
can i be a guy who pisses in the bottles?
LMFAO... quality.

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1


no, but shes a whore

that's pretty cool, you are lucky. I have to give my sister three cookies before she will even think about taking her pants off.
LMFAO... quality yep. Here at Incest quality is one of our top priorities....

after sex, coffee, jerking off, and bubble gum.

pendrightheloved1
04-20-2002, 04:20 PM
*brings in latest supply of bubble gum*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
*brings in latest supply of bubble gum*

Pendrigh, I think we need to expand. Our profits have been increasing rapidly lately, and we are running out of ways to waste it. Lets buy out Hubba Bubba and turn it into Incest Gum.

simplephotographinthesun
04-20-2002, 04:31 PM
The previous message brought to you by FattyMattK was sponsored by:

Incest Gum: "Just like your dad's mangoo, only twice as sticky and lasts longer"

pendrightheloved1
04-20-2002, 04:31 PM
*starts making incest gum packets*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
*starts making incest gum packets*


*starts melting rubber bands and jerking off into the mixture*

simplephotographinthesun
04-20-2002, 05:12 PM
My favorite flavor is Redneck Rape

pendrightheloved1
04-20-2002, 05:12 PM
*prepares secret ingrediant by reading many gay fetish mags*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
*prepares secret ingrediant by reading many gay fetish mags*

*gives pendrigh a hand producing the secret ingredient.*My favorite flavor is Redneck Rape haha, that sounds spicy.

pendrightheloved1
04-20-2002, 07:53 PM
my favourites marinated mangoo, or regular as some of you may call it

simplephotographinthesun
04-20-2002, 08:00 PM
I'm trying some test flavors they include:

Orange Orgy
Banana Man-a
Family Fruit Punch
Uncle Peter
Sweet 16 Cousin Elle May

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by simplephotographinthesun
I'm trying some test flavors they include:

Orange Orgy
Banana Man-a
Family Fruit Punch
Uncle Peter
Sweet 16 Cousin Elle May

your forgot Sibling Supreme

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 08:09 PM
Buttocks, buttocks,
Plump and fat,
Use yours to suffocate next door's cat,
Butocks, buttocks,
Fat and plump,
You can't beat killing animals with rump.:lol:

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by TheWibble
Buttocks, buttocks,
Plump and fat,
Use yours to suffocate next door's cat,
Butocks, buttocks,
Fat and plump,
You can't beat killing animals with rump.:lol:

you have ruined your chance of becoming part of the Incest community. Now walk away in shame.

*chews Delicious Daddy gum*

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 08:21 PM
I am very very sorry for disrespecting the ways of the incest thread, and will never post another message on musicianforums gain in order to do penance for this terrible injustice. I am destined to walk the earth forever, neither truly living nor dead, for this awful awful awful deed. I am a maggot under the foot of a big guy named "bob, eternal defender of eternal incest-related justice". :(

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by TheWibble
I am very very sorry for disrespecting the ways of the incest thread, and will never post another message on musicianforums gain in order to do penance for this terrible injustice. I am destined to walk the earth forever, neither truly living nor dead, for this awful awful awful deed. I am a maggot under the foot of a big guy named "bob, eternal defender of eternal incest-related justice". :(

my name's matt, not bob.

and I guess you can be part of the Incest team if you can think of a good position.

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 08:28 PM
How about i take the missionary position? I like ur idea of man-goo flavoured gum, paying to chew man-goo for a few minutes makes a change from being payed to chew man-goo for a few minutes...

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by TheWibble
How about i take the missionary position? I like ur idea of man-goo flavoured gum, paying to chew man-goo for a few minutes makes a change from being payed to chew man-goo for a few minutes...

ok you can be the missionary. You will be responsible for traveling to third world countries to teach them about the joys of Incest.

EADG
04-20-2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


my name's matt, not bob.

and I guess you can be part of the Incest team if you can think of a good position.


pun intended...

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 08:38 PM
I am from a small town in England (i'm assuming ur american) where if incest was not encouraged, the town would not exist. Squints and dyslexia are the norm, and having some form of intelligence, i am seen as the abnormal one for being able to string a sentence together without using the word "****". Do you think Jonathan Davies may want to join the team? Perhaps he is over-qualified...

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 08:40 PM
Well obviously i saw the pun and went along with it, it wouldve been rude not to!

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by EADG



pun intended...

ahh yes, puns are always intended

I am from a small town in England (i'm assuming ur american) where if incest was not encouraged, the town would not exist. Squints and dyslexia are the norm, and having some form of intelligence, i am seen as the abnormal one for being able to string a sentence together without using the word "****". Do you think Jonathan Davies may want to join the team? Perhaps he is over-qualified...
I'm Canadian.

And thanks for sharing your town's history with us. It was somewhat amusing.

EADG
04-20-2002, 08:45 PM
and incest is mostly a joke, we arent sick-minded or anything.


now wookie, thats a different story... :lol:

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 08:50 PM
I prefer canadians, they're less responsible for detroying world culture and making saved by the bell.

Anyway, its an old mining town, and we have the "alley cat" syndrome, where the guys get bored and go and have kids with the whore down the road. after a couple of generations, people are askin themselves, "Who in this town am i related to?" and then thinking "Who cares? I'm too inbred and consequently stupid to find out" and thus we have merry old england. Especially the royal family.

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by TheWibble
I prefer canadians, they're less responsible for detroying world culture and making saved by the bell.

Anyway, its an old mining town, and we have the "alley cat" syndrome, where the guys get bored and go and have kids with the whore down the road. after a couple of generations, people are askin themselves, "Who in this town am i related to?" and then thinking "Who cares? I'm too inbred and consequently stupid to find out" and thus we have merry old england. Especially the royal family.

haha that's cool

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 08:52 PM
U know wookie??? I go drinkin with him all the time! Have u seen a pic of his mullet? It is awesome... I got the impression his sis walked a little oddly...

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by TheWibble
U know wookie??? I go drinkin with him all the time! Have u seen a pic of his mullet? It is awesome... I got the impression his sis walked a little oddly...

yeah we know wookie. He is the coolest.

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 08:58 PM
He's a gret guy... i heard himplayin slep-pop over the fone yesterday... for a 15watt squier guitar amp and a squier bass cut off at the 12th it sounded **** good... i may have to start a band with him as soon as he has his new 5 string...

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by TheWibble
He's a gret guy... i heard himplayin slep-pop over the fone yesterday... for a 15watt squier guitar amp and a squier bass cut off at the 12th it sounded **** good... i may have to start a band with him as soon as he has his new 5 string...

is he the one who told you about mx?

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 09:06 PM
Yeah, i was in the skool cpu room when Lewis, Doghead Dolan and Ade said "go on mxforums, theres some guys on there as wierd as you" and so the fairytale began...

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by TheWibble
Yeah, i was in the skool cpu room when Lewis, Doghead Dolan and Ade said "go on mxforums, theres some guys on there as wierd as you" and so the fairytale began...

cool

who's the weird guy?

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 09:34 PM
Dunno... i dont think its you, so i havent found him yet...

Heres the test for whether you're the wierd guy:

Do u find the death of Eric Clapton's son funny?

And do you think he should have sodomised the mangled bloody corpse?

If u answer yes to both questions, ur the wierd guy.

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by TheWibble
Dunno... i dont think its you, so i havent found him yet...

Heres the test for whether you're the wierd guy:

Do u find the death of Eric Clapton's son funny?

And do you think he should have sodomised the mangled bloody corpse?

If u answer yes to both questions, ur the wierd guy.

*is relieved that he isn't the weird guy*

TheWibble
04-20-2002, 09:55 PM
Well then i get to be the unofficial wierd guy for the incest thread as well as the missionary. Good for me!!! What time is it over there? It's 4 a.m over here, i may go to bed in a bit, i've drank almost a bottle of whiskey, so i'm a little tired..:lol:

fattymattk2therevenge
04-20-2002, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by TheWibble
Well then i get to be the unofficial wierd guy for the incest thread as well as the missionary. Good for me!!! What time is it over there? It's 4 a.m over here, i may go to bed in a bit, i've drank almost a bottle of whiskey, so i'm a little tired..:lol:

no, everyone's weird at Incest so we don't need a weird guy.

smellygirl66
04-21-2002, 12:41 AM
oh god i have to take a whizz. HAHA

fattymattk2therevenge
04-21-2002, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by smellygirl66
oh god i have to take a whizz. HAHA

everyone, I'd like you to meet our new weird guy.

smellygirl66
04-21-2002, 01:26 AM
i would appreciate it if you called me the wierd girl. but whatever floats your boat. btw my whizz was very enjoyable for whoever wants to know. oh god i have to change the music if i hear another pop song emminating from my sis's radio i will break something. preferably the comp so then my mother would be forced to buy a new one so then i can say to everybody "HAHA. i just got a new comp". and then they'll say "man your so cool i think we will upgrade your status to goddess". and then i'll say "SWEET!". and everyone will bow to me. yay! i think i'll go change the station now.

fattymattk2therevenge
04-21-2002, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by smellygirl66
i would appreciate it if you called me the wierd girl. but whatever floats your boat. btw my whizz was very enjoyable for whoever wants to know. oh god i have to change the music if i hear another pop song emminating from my sis's radio i will break something. preferably the comp so then my mother would be forced to buy a new one so then i can say to everybody "HAHA. i just got a new comp". and then they'll say "man your so cool i think we will upgrade your status to goddess". and then i'll say "SWEET!". and everyone will bow to me. yay! i think i'll go change the station now.

are you high?

smellygirl66
04-21-2002, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


are you high?

nah. just sleep deprived.

Kazooie2
04-21-2002, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


are you high?

shorten your sig you mental ****:o

smellygirl66
04-21-2002, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by Kazooie2


shorten your sig you mental ****:o

get a better name tard-an-a-half.

rvd7692
04-21-2002, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by smellygirl66


get a better name tard-an-a-half.
O hell no!!!!!!
tell me you just didnt say that sucka!
You dont ever talk to Kazzoie2 like that jabroni!

fattymattk2therevenge
04-21-2002, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by Kazooie2


shorten your sig you mental ****:o

no way!

Kazooie2
04-21-2002, 04:32 AM
Originally posted by smellygirl66


get a better name tard-an-a-half.

tard and a half.........



shes obviously fallen for me:naughty:

Kazooie2
04-21-2002, 04:34 AM
Originally posted by fattymattk2therevenge


no way!

ok:)........ i like what youve done with the colours;)

pacifica
04-21-2002, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by Kazooie2


ok:)........ i like what youve done with the colours;)

I don't ;)

Kazooie2
04-21-2002, 04:46 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


I don't ;)

nobody cares what you think *pokes out tounge*:p

pacifica
04-21-2002, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by Kazooie2


nobody cares what you think *pokes out tounge*:p

*runs to hill to cry*

:upset:

Kazooie2
04-21-2002, 04:50 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


*runs to hill to cry*

:upset:

*chases* hah mx, you will never stop me, for i am spamo:cool: :upset:



(please forgive spamo*

pacifica
04-21-2002, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by Kazooie2


*chases* hah mx, you will never stop me, for i am spamo:cool: :upset:



(please forgive spamo*

*Eats spamo*

Kazooie2
04-21-2002, 04:58 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


*Eats spamo*

that seriously made me laugh out loud aka lol:)

when will your ****ed comp be fixed again:angry:

pacifica
04-21-2002, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by Kazooie2


that seriously made me laugh out loud aka lol:)

when will your ****ed comp be fixed again:angry:

I don't know maybe a week or longer *hugs laptop*

Kazooie2
04-21-2002, 05:03 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


I don't know maybe a week or longer *hugs laptop*

foo *throws shoe at pacifica*

later clown i gots school tomoro and its beddy byes:)

pacifica
04-21-2002, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by Kazooie2


foo *throws shoe at pacifica*

later clown i gots school tomoro and its beddy byes:)

*has rest of Sunday left* :p

*tucks in*

Goodnight Zac *falls asleep whilst reading bed time story to Zac*

Kazooie2
04-21-2002, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by pacifica


*has rest of Sunday left* :p

*tucks in*

Goodnight Zac *falls asleep whilst reading bed time story to Zac*

dont use my real name.... there are some real phyco's around here..

*looks in pendrights general direction*:amaze:

pacifica
04-21-2002, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by Kazooie2


dont use my real name.... there are some real phyco's around here..

*looks in pendrights general direction*:amaze:

*sprays with Incest*

*watches kazooie2's Dad approach*

*runs*

pendrightheloved1
04-21-2002, 06:42 AM
hey, im not weird or a psycho.














:o

pacifica
04-21-2002, 06:48 AM
Originally posted by pendrightheloved1
hey, im not weird or a psycho.














:o

Never said you were :amaze:

anticop
04-21-2002, 02:25 PM
Can i be something in your company?

simplephotographinthesun
04-21-2002, 02:26 PM
New incest gum flavor:

Mississippi Pee-pee
Alabamer Slammer

mutilator
04-21-2002, 02:28 PM
make up a position, try making it as original as possible then wait for fattymattk to see if you got it or not

Prophet zero
04-21-2002, 05:20 PM
You got this whole Incest idea from Premium Blend

"My Father loves my Mother, He loves me more."

TheWibble
04-21-2002, 05:29 PM
Being very kind, i normally give away my incest lollipops to my little sisters... they love the taste, and even if they didn't, it wouldnt matter cos they can't talk yet to tell anybody! :lol:

Prophet zero
04-21-2002, 06:53 PM
Can I be an Incest person? I won't break anything!

fattymattk2therevenge
04-21-2002, 10:31 PM
anticop, prophet zero: yes you can be part of the Incest team, but first you have to think of cool positions.

and it's going to be harder to get into Incest now, because my multi colored sig is very hard to add to. So choose really good ones!

fattymattk2therevenge
04-21-2002, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Kazooie2

:cool: :upset:




haha coolest combination of smilies ever.

m.o.d
04-21-2002, 10:35 PM
Seeing that you are the President of a very successful corporation, you apparently have alot of free time. In the words of xxxwookie...*cough*multi.colored sig*cough*

fattymattk2therevenge
04-21-2002, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by m.o.d
Seeing that you are the President of a very successful corporation, you apparently have alot of free time. In the words of xxxwookie...*cough*multi.colored sig*cough*

hey, I'm really proud of my sig. It was well worth my time.

x253viper
04-21-2002, 10:40 PM
hey fatty can I be your physical trainer for the incest team :lol: ???

TheWibble
04-21-2002, 10:41 PM
The long sig is a pain in the *** to scroll through... however, blows your skirt up.