Euro 2008 (Official LOL Vidic Thread)

[mph4ever]

I read that Essien kept Gerrard from doing anything all match.

essien did the job on him. liverpool done their best but they could figure out how to play once essien tracked gerrard everywhere


gallas out for the season. thats a tough one on arsenal. just when they were getting some stability

[808]

Yeah, I'm not too happy about the Djourou + Fabianski situation.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I can't say it sounds any worse than the Gallas + Almunia situation.

[Happy]

I missed all the football fun :(

[Dave de Sylvia]

Some start to this City/Hamburg clash- one all after 8 minutes. Ridiculous pace.

[Pastorius]

I know, it's a cracker.

[mph4ever]

come on hamburg

[Dave de Sylvia]

Micah Richards is having a nightmare at both ends. Hamburg look like a seriously good side- pity Olic is ****ing off at the end of the season, but I'm sure Martin Jol can use his connections to lure Darren Bent to the club.

[Pastorius]

Where's Olic off to? Decent player he is.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Bayern, free transfer. Funnily enough, Hamburg are still challenging for the title and Bayern could well miss out on the CL places.

[Happy]

Who'd want to go to Bayern?

[Dave de Sylvia]

People who like big paydays, I guess- same sort of people who'd wanna go to Spurs!

[mph4ever]

but at least bayern win something from time to time

lampard reckons chelsea can do the treble. now that silvestre is going to play instead of gallas then they might just have a chance

[Dave de Sylvia]

Micah Richards is having a nightmare at both ends.
You were saying?

[Happy]

People who like big paydays, I guess- same sort of people who'd wanna go to Spurs!

next year is our year 4 sure!!!!!!!!

[mph4ever]

next year is our year 4 sure!!!!!!!!

where did you read that shrek was on his way back?

[Spiney_Norman]

My housemate supports Southampton, so I kind of follow them - although they're really in the **** at the mo (holding company in administration, several points from safety in the relegation zone)...

Other than that, my home town team is Oxford - looks like we've missed another chance to get out of the Conference this year... :upset:

[RandyfromPennywise]

Britney - Barcelona have conceded cheap goals etc. etc., but in attack, they are as potent as I've seen this season, it's hard to deny that. For mine Messi is the best player in the world. His close-control is out of this world, his ability to find a way out of any situation is incredible, and he's one of the best dribblers in the world. Their midfield is irresistible. Xavi and Iniesta's understanding is phenomenal. The movement of the front six is breathtaking, best in the world.

Minus Flair - No, Liverpool didn't create more chances. Chelsea had many more shots and many more shots on goal. Can't remember exact numbers but I think it was about 18 shots to 9 or something and 9 on target to 2 or 3, not sure though. Scouse had all the possession but couldn't do anything. Gerrard didn't exist, Essien was immense, Lampard, Kalou and Malouda looked lively, Ana Ivanovic was just one-tall-too-many at corners and Chelsea deserved to win by that margin, if not one more. Oh yeah and by the way, Didier Drogba is sh*t.

[Iai]

Chelsea should have won by more. If Drogba was genuinely fit and fresh, he'd have bagged a hat-trick.

[Minus The Flair]

For mine Messi is the best player in the world. His close-control is out of this world, his ability to find a way out of any situation is incredible, and he's one of the best dribblers in the world.

123, I've always said that I'd swap Messi for Ronaldo any day. He's a much less hatable character too. Also one of my best friends sat next to him on a plane, apparently a cool guy, and that pretty much means we're related.

[poorquality]

I agree that this season Messi has been the best in the world, last season for all his flair and dribbling ability, he couldn't touch Ronaldo for goal scoring threat. This season though, he's found his shooting boots and looks unstoppable. Also with Henry and Eto'o both on form...I can't see anyone stopping them.

[Ganondorf]

I support West Brom, so next season I'll post here :(

[TakeWarning]

Does anyone think any of the teams who look set to be promoted will stay in the Premier League for more than a season? Personally I can't see any team staying up unless they strengthen their squads significantly.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Why? Birmingham and Reading, if they go up, look well-equipped for the Premier League would a couple of reinforcements in key areas. Wolves lack experienced, but they definitely have the talent to do well.

[Happy]

My housemate supports Southampton, so I kind of follow them - although they're really in the **** at the mo (holding company in administration, several points from safety in the relegation zone)...



I'm moving to Southampton in September, I thought that when I got there I could follow them too (despite the fact they're crap) but it looks like there might not be a Southampton team when I get there!

[TakeWarning]

Why? Birmingham and Reading, if they go up, look well-equipped for the Premier League would a couple of reinforcements in key areas. Wolves lack experienced, but they definitely have the talent to do well.

Well, Birmingham look pretty strong, despite being out of the auto-promotion spot now. Reading I watched this morning and they looked pretty poor, but I think they could stay up, depending on whether Coppell has another wack attack like he did last time Reading were in the EPL.

Wolves I can't see staying up at all, they've strengthened their backline but midfield looks weak as.

[talk show host]

I think Reading have blown it this season. We're in a pretty horrendous run of form, not scoring or creating anything. I was only listening to the commentary yesterday but it sounded dire.

Any team going up will struggle I reckon. The quality in the championship's been really poor - the top 3 were dropping points match after match a while back and were still way ahead of everyone else. I like to think Reading would have the best chance if they make it but I can see it being more like last season, plus there's no guarantee Coppell will stick around for it anyway.

[Iai]

Which team has the tallest players? They'll stay up, probably at the expense of whichever of Sunderland or Boro doesn't get relegated this season.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Well usually the tallest team is the one that has Dave Kitson, but as Stoke found out sometimes it's best to get rid.

I saw the Reading game: they were unlucky that the referee missed a blatant handball, which would have been a penalty, right before Sheff Utd went up and scored. I don't want SU to get promoted, so I'm hoping Birmingham capitalise on their Wolves win and push on.

[Iai]

We're winning at half time.

This team needs to stop toying with my emotions.

[DhA]

**** Wolves they don't belong in the Premiership

[Iai]

Macheda does it again!

[poorquality]

Macheda to start and score against Porto

What a player :P

[Dave de Sylvia]

lol @ Boro winning a match

[Happy]

Spurs are now 8th.

Wow.

[Iai]

lol @ Boro winning a match
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE

Only two points off safety now - we can start dreaming about surviving and relegating our two nearest rivals in the process!

[Happy]

I think Boro will be able to win 1 of their last 6 games, against Newcastle.

The rest, no way.

[mph4ever]

Spurs are now 8th.

Wow.

not surprising, they had a terrible start. given a good start then they would have up there challenging villa and everton

[Interstate]

Macheda will be one to watch I think.

Well pleased with the result against Wigan. We've had the best form of the league over the last 6 games, it will still be hard to get into 3rd especially as Chelsea are still 6 points ahead and we've lost Gallas & Alumnia.

[Iai]

I think Boro will be able to win 1 of their last 6 games, against Newcastle.

The rest, no way.
You say that, but look at our record against Arsenal and Man U. 2 wins and 1 draw in 05/06, 3 draws in 06/07, 1 win and 2 draws in 07/08....we've already drawn with Arsenal this season too. Don't be too shocked if we get something out of those two. Probably got more of a chance in those two games than against Fulham to be honest.

Also, there's a very good chance that West Ham will have nothing to play for on the last day of the season.

[Dave de Sylvia]

So Newcastle have gotten much worse since Shearer took over. The Messiah has returned!

[mph4ever]

i can't wait to see them relegated and the end of shearer's managerial career

[ashman]

lol @ Boro winning a match

Yea and silence descends across my city :upset:

[TakeWarning]

**** Wolves they don't belong in the Premiership

Why not? They have alot of history and Mick McCarthy is a good-looking guy.

Spurs are now 8th.

Wow.

Nice! We should have beaten West Ham by more than one goal.

[Iai]

I'd like to see Mick McCarthy back in the Prem just for the quotables.

[TakeWarning]

Anyone ever noticed how much Ian Dowie looks like Sloth from The Goonies?

http://www.liverpoolpies.tv/sloth%20(2).jpg
Ian Dowie

http://www.bbc.co.uk/hampshire/content/images/2005/12/09/gallery36_470x300.jpg
Sloth from the Goonies

[Pastorius]

Blackburn may as well have not turned up yesterday.

[Interstate]

Anyone ever noticed how much Ian Dowie looks like Sloth from The Goonies?

http://www.liverpoolpies.tv/sloth%20(2).jpg
Ian Dowie

http://www.bbc.co.uk/hampshire/content/images/2005/12/09/gallery36_470x300.jpg
Sloth from the Goonies

He is one ugly mutha.

[Iai]

That is one seriously classy lookalike.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Why not? They have alot of history and Mick McCarthy is a good-looking guy.
He does give off a sort of Clark Gable-like aura until he opens his mouth.

[mph4ever]

mick mcarthy is a wanker of the highest order. we could have won the world cup in '02 except for him and his fannying about with the fai. imagine turning up for your prep for the world cup with no football gear

[Dave de Sylvia]

We were never going to win the World Cup.

[mph4ever]

keane was at the top of his powers, he'd have carried a well organised team, we'd have put it up to anyone. brazil barely beat england for who nicky butt was player of the tournament

[Dave de Sylvia]

Brazil barely broke a sweat beating England, or Turkey, or Germany, or anyone else. We had a soft enough draw to make the final without Keane, but we were not in Brazil's league.

[mph4ever]

and if we had made the final against brazil and been at full strength then we would have given them a run for their money and my cup is always half full

[Dave de Sylvia]

Half full of crazy.

[mph4ever]

hey, you have to be positive. theres nothing crazy about irelands chances back then. look what greece did in euro 2004

[cmb1888]

hey, you have to be positive. theres nothing crazy about irelands chances back then. look what greece did in euro 2004

Even if we'd fluked it, it would have been one of the greatest things ever!

( I like Mick McCarthy but mainly because he helped me fix my car window once.-can you sense I don't really know much about football )

[mph4ever]

micks a dick

[Dave de Sylvia]

You're thinking of a mickey.

[TakeWarning]

Even if we'd fluked it, it would have been one of the greatest things ever!

( I like Mick McCarthy but mainly because he helped me fix my car window once.-can you sense I don't really know much about football )

LOL

Tell this story please.

[RandyfromPennywise]

Ireland for the win! HA! You guys are crazy. It's AUSTRALIA for the win. Derr.

[Happy]

England are clearly superior.

[Pastorius]

mick mcarthy is a wanker of the highest order. we could have won the world cup in '02 except for him and his fannying about with the fai. imagine turning up for your prep for the world cup with no football gear

looooooooooooooooool

and liverpool can still win the champion's league

[Happy]

looks unlikely but seems to have been bit of a fluke by Chelsea.

[RandyfromPennywise]

Chelsea v Barcelona, then Barcelona v United/Porto/Arsenal. Then Barcelona should win it.

[mph4ever]

You're thinking of a mickey.
whatever it is hes one of them and always will be
Ireland for the win! HA! You guys are crazy. It's AUSTRALIA for the win. Derr.
ireland has a history of going to major championships and causing upsets
England are clearly superior.
to ireland presently then yes but over the past twenty odd years we would have given every england squad a run for their money. btw, i was at the game at landsdown road when the english kicked off and your are right, they are superior, superior wankers
looooooooooooooooool

and liverpool can still win the champion's league
don't be a silly. chelsea have you well put away. they could put barca away as well. manu chelsea final again if we can through wednesday

[Pastorius]

i was saying ireland could have won the world cup like liverpool can still win the champs league

[Dave de Sylvia]

The only difference being that Liverpool could actually win the Champions League.

[mph4ever]

i was saying ireland could have won the world cup like liverpool can still win the champs league

i know what you were saying. ireland could have won the world cup, fact. liverpool cannot win the champions league, fact.

[Pastorius]

no no what i said was ireland could have won it like liverpool CAN still win it

[Dave de Sylvia]

guys south korea could have won the world cup

[mph4ever]

guys south korea could have won the world cup


its amazing what guus can do

[Iai]

Middlesbrough could win the World Cup

[mph4ever]

Middlesbrough could win the World Cup

they could win the championship too although i hope they don't have to try

[Pastorius]

holy crap

anyone see pedantic linesman of the year just then? he must have taken a bung, 1 penalty taken 3 times until they score

[Iai]

Haha

What game?

[Pastorius]

milwall peterborough

[cmb1888]

LOL

Tell this story please.

If you want?

My friend and I were at Celtic Park a couple of years ago and when we came out the back window of the car had been smashed. She and I were being incredibly pro-active by looking at each other and the window when Mick came along (in a very nice anorak).

He went back into the building and brought out gaffer tape and cardboard and stuff and helped us patch up the window. He was really sweet and a real gentleman - he's all right in my book.

[mph4ever]

was his nose on hinges at that stage?

[cmb1888]

was his nose on hinges at that stage?

I have no idea what you mean

[mph4ever]

have a look at him straight on, his nose must be on hinges to have that effect, dick that he is

[cmb1888]

have a look at him straight on, his nose must be on hinges to have that effect, dick that he is


Google images - Mick McCarthy - mmmh - okaay

He's actually quite handsome isn't he, I like his accent too

[Iai]

A couple of my friends who play for Luton are organising a trip as far away from England as they can possibly muster via the medium of Facebook updates. Slightly depressing but it made me smile anyway.

[Dave de Sylvia]

lol luton

[Iai]

:(

I just realised all three of my local teams could get relegated this season.

[Happy]

lol luton

Not so much lol, I'd be incredibly pissed off if the FA decided to do that to a team I support. 30 point deduction is rediculous. They're not the best team in the world, but they didn't deserve to be relegated. With their results, they would have comfortably finished mid-table.
You've got to appreciate how they never gave up either, the JPT was well deserved for them.

milwall peterborough

Were they throwing chairs?

[Pastorius]

5 out of the 6 player of the year nominees are united players

absolute gibberish

[Minus The Flair]

That is a bit ridiculous. Who are they? Vidic, Giggs, Ronaldo, Rooney, Van der Sar?

[Minus The Flair]

That's not right, Macheda must fit in somewhere..

[Pastorius]

Vidic, Giggles, Ronaldo, Rio, Edwin, Gerrard

stupid list

[Minus The Flair]

List at least needs Lamps. I'd say Torres too but he hasn't really been involved for enough of the season. Maybe Ashley Young if Villa's form didn't drop so heavily.

[poorquality]

Can't argue with that list, 3 of the back 5 that broke all kinds of defensive records, Ronaldo who still is prems top scorer despite not hitting last seasons form, Giggs who has had a new lease of life as a centre mid, and Gerry who's been the key player for Liverpools push for the title this season.

[TakeWarning]

Vidic, Giggles, Ronaldo, Rio, Edwin, Gerrard

stupid list

No Dave Kitson?

What a farce!

[Dave de Sylvia]

Can't argue with that list, 3 of the back 5 that broke all kinds of defensive records
Well Rio was injured for most of that, and hasn't really played particularly well the rest of the season. He's a bizarre choice. Giggs has played well, but his nomination is more nostalgia than anything.

The only serious candidates are Vidic and Gerrard. I'd like to see a defender get it, but I can't really justify anybody other than Gerrard for the award. He's been a different class this year.

[poorquality]

Well there'll be a ton of votes for Gerrard as you can't vote for a teammate, entire united squad will be voting for Gerrard.

Can't fault him really. I would love to see Vidic win it, but Gerry will probably do it.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Splitting the United vote: secret anti-Serbian plot? :o

[RandyfromPennywise]

What a ****ing disgrace. Yet again those stupid, useless cunts decide to right royally **** up the nominations. What a complete and utter load of ****ing bullshit.

For starters Schwarzer has been the best 'keeper in the Prem this season. Vidić, yes, agree, has been a sensation this year. Ronaldo, yes, way below his best is still very good. Gerrard, yes, he's been quality at times. And no Lampard? What a ****ing disgrace. Lampard has been a ****ing revelation this season. Giggs and Rio in there is just taking the piss. As far as midfielders instead of Giggs, I'd've named any one of Barry, Arteta, Ireland or A. Young ahead of him, not to mention ****ing Frank Lampard who should win the ****ing award which is clearly now not worth a piece of ****. Murphy, Kuyt and Taylor are more worthy of a nomination than Giggs. What about Jagielka or Lescott ahead of Rio? It's a ****ing disgrace. Lampard has been the best midfielder in the league this year. He has actually been the best player in the league this year. Look at how many times he was voted man-of-the-match, at least a dozen times out of 32 matches. ****ing unbelievable.

Oh did I mention that the PFA Player of the Year Award is now officially a ****ing worthless piece-of-**** disgrace of a cunting ****-up useless piece-of-****?

[poorquality]

Well it was the players who voted the shortlist, so blame them really.

They chose the people they felt were the best :\

[Dave de Sylvia]

I wouldn't have any Chelsea players in it this year: I'm sure if you asked Frank Lampard, he'd admit he hasn't had a brilliant season. I am surprised that no Everton or Villa players made it though. I can understand Ireland and Young not making it (probably being saved for the young player), but the likes of Barry and Jagielka have been sensational. Perhaps Everton's defence is paying for its awful beginning to the season, and Villa for their recent slump.

[mph4ever]

if liverpool beat chelsea tonight and go through then gerrard deserves it hands down. he has carried a crap team all season. if chelsea win then gerrard still deserves it. this has been his year. 29 years old, if they don't win the league this year then i fear gerrard will be on the downslope

i know vidic has had a tough time lately but if it doesn't go to gerrard then i hope the serb gets it. hes as honest and hard a player as you get

[Pastorius]

I agree that Schwarzer has been the best keeper this season.

[Dave de Sylvia]

best keeper has been Scott Carson lol

[gaslightanthem]

good one randy

[Pastorius]

i know vidic has had a tough time lately but if it doesn't go to gerrard then i hope the serb gets it. hes as honest and hard a player as you get

yeah he honestly got honestly dicked on by torres

honestly

[mph4ever]

shay is always the best keeper, just a pity about the 10 dopes in front of him

[mph4ever]

yeah he honestly got honestly dicked on by torres

honestly

he had an off day and torres is one of the best around. i hope he gives a terryless chelsea a tough time

[gaslightanthem]

pretty sure vidic isn't human :[

[Pastorius]

he had an off day because torres gave him hell

[Dave de Sylvia]

well torres got dicked on by jagielka, which raises the question again of why he's not nominated >:O

[Pastorius]

true story, jagielka is a killer defender

[gaslightanthem]

i'd rather be torres than jagielka so

[Happy]

Where is Gomes?

[gaslightanthem]

you may as well nominate david seaman

[Pastorius]

post career nomination for bruce grobbelahr

[Dave de Sylvia]

i'd rather be torres than jagielka so
Being English is not something I'd wish on anyone :o

leeeeeeeeeeel Stevie G is out for Liverpool, not even on the bench. The Worst Brazilian I've Ever Seen® is replacing him in the starting line-up.

[Happy]

Almunia new England #1

[gaslightanthem]

he probably should be not even joking

[Pastorius]

Balls, Gerrard completely out. Lucas is definitely the worst player in the premiership, don't know what Rafa is playing at keeping him in the squad.

[Dave de Sylvia]

He's no Scott Carson, that's for sure.

[Happy]

Balls, Gerrard completely out. Lucas is definitely the worst player in the premiership, don't know what Rafa is playing at keeping him in the squad.

Mind games

>.>

[Dave de Sylvia]

Kuyt, Mascherano, Lucas and Benayoun: could this be the ugliest midfield in living memory?

[Pastorius]

who needs gerrard

[mph4ever]

keep your powder dry son. i just hope liverpool get another one, then chelsea score in the last minute to go to extra time and then it goes to penalties and a plane carrying the man city squad crash lands in the centre circle just before the penalties start

[Happy]

Why are they flying a plane over Stamford Bridge? Because that's how the ****ing sheikh rolls.

[mph4ever]

custom planes for all players willing to sign for city in the summer then

lol joe cole on itv right now. he doesn't know what to say, tongue tied little dick

[Happy]

Chelsea scored Lolololol
Joe Hart is The fittest goalkeeper going he should still be citys first choice keeper sod shay given .

Nice little bit of trivia from Joe Hart's wikipedia page.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Not as good as

He is widely known to be openly gay and currently in a relationship with Manchester United team mate Christiano Ronaldo

From Federico Macheda's page

[808]

Liverpool lost their 2-0 lead, lmao.

[Dave de Sylvia]

3-2

[mph4ever]

still more likely that ireland would have won the world cup in '02

[Dave de Sylvia]

who needs gerrard
liverpool!

[808]

Chelsea can't defend. Six goals conceded in two matches, what?

[Happy]

Not really what everyone's focused on right now.

[808]

Make that seven.

[mph4ever]

ah, one more for the scousers, just one more

[Happy]

what a game.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Anyone remember when these two teams played four matches with only one goal?

[Happy]

this is nuFutball

[808]

I wanted Liverpool to lose but now I want them to win.

****, this is so exciting I think I might piss myself.

[mph4ever]

frank didn't even get nominated for pfa player of the year. its a disgrace, as are both of the teams on show. wasn't even good football, just goals.

[808]

Gerrard was the only non-United player nominated, right?

[mph4ever]

Gerrard was the only non-United player nominated, right?

right

[808]

That's terrible.

[gaslightanthem]

4-4 wtf

[mph4ever]

That's terrible.

rooney, ronaldo and vidic, i'd have said at best

i hope gerrard gets it. if liverpool don't win the league then he surely has to leave and it would be great if he left with the adoration of fans and fellow players and not with hate filled slagging

(anyone got a bucket?)

[808]

12 goals in two matches. WTF!

[RandyfromPennywise]

I'm sure if you asked Frank Lampard, he'd admit he hasn't had a brilliant season.

This is a send up, right? How many Chelsea matches have you watched? Obviously not enough. He has been ****ing unreal this season, easily as good as his 2004-05 form which saw him named second best in the world. He has been best-on at least a dozen times, if not more. Gotta be a gee-up.

Things I take from the Chelsea - Liverpool match:


Drogba is a ****ing cunt and I wish he never played for Chelsea again. GET UP YOU DIVING ****WIT.

Luis Medina Cantalejo is the biggest ****wit of a referee in history.

We are the Chelsea and we are the best, We are the Chelsea so **** all the rest. **** 'em all, **** 'em all, West Ham, Man U and Liverpool.

[Happy]

I like how you involved West Ham.

[benfan]

Great game, Chelsea looked really shaky at the back, especially Cech!

[TakeWarning]

Frank Lampard has had his best season for a few years. Definitely deserves the nomination over at least one of the United players.

[808]

Things I take from the Chelsea - Liverpool match:

Liverpool can't defend and Reina is ****.
Chelsea can't defend and Cech is ****.

[RandyfromPennywise]

Things I take from the Chelsea - Liverpool match:

Liverpool can't defend and Reina is ****.
Chelsea can't defend and Cech is ****.


... and Chelsea are less **** than Liverpool.

[mph4ever]

TWe are the Chelsea and we are the best, We are the Chelsea so **** all the rest. **** 'em all, **** 'em all, West Ham, Man U and Liverpool.



i never really get the chelsea fans dislike for manu. we only ever treated chelsea as a bogie team. it would be more appropriate slag fulham or qpr, they'd be around the right profile

[gaslightanthem]

or maybe arsenal because we're the only team in london better than you

[808]

Arsenal are the only team in London.

[Pastorius]

i think i had a heart attack

[RandyfromPennywise]

Arsenal? Hahaha, stop living in the pre-2004 era gentlemen. Wayne Bridge's beautiful goal ended any claim the Arse had of being the best team in London. Arsenal. Haha, actually made me laugh thinking of them as our equal.

[Iai]

**** 'em all, **** 'em all, West Ham
Gianfranco Zola. Legend.
:confused:

[RandyfromPennywise]

I don't hate West Ham, not at all. It's just a line in the song and it must be sung. 'Franco is showing what a top gaffer he's going to be, and all the best to them. And they have Neilly, so much love to West Sham.

And nothing will ever come between Gianfranco and I. We are kindred spirits and will be as one forever.

[gaslightanthem]

lol you are deluded arsenal have much more quality throughout the team and we have youth on our side. chelsea are full of dying legends and overrated trash like lampard and terry. although i can't deny essien is fantastic.

[Iai]

Arsenal will undoubtedly be better than Chelsea in 2 seasons, provided they don't sell any more than two players. Right now, though, Chelsea still have it.

[gaslightanthem]

3-0 to the arsenal sick

[poorquality]

What a goal!

[mph4ever]

lol you are deluded arsenal have much more quality throughout the team and we have youth on our side. chelsea are full of dying legends and overrated trash like lampard and terry. although i can't deny essien is fantastic.

wow, i don't like it when i agree with someone so much

some huge games coming up over the next few weeks.

stand up for the arsenal.

beat chelsea in the semi at the weekend, meet manu in the the two leg semi of the cl and play manu in the second last game of the league. like i said earlier, arsenal will define manu's season, and rightly so, proper reward for wenger's approach

[gaslightanthem]

i salute the man

wenger

and you qt

haha

[808]

The remaining part of the Champions League is just a formality. Everyone knows Arsenal are taking the cup this year.

[Dave de Sylvia]

probs have to give it back afterwards

[808]

Mate.

[RandyfromPennywise]

lol you are deluded arsenal have much more quality throughout the team and we have youth on our side. chelsea are full of dying legends and overrated trash like lampard and terry. although i can't deny essien is fantastic.

You make me laugh! :thumb:

[Happy]

This last page is pretty funny.

[808]

You are pretty funny.

[Happy]

I know, I bring the lols.

[RandyfromPennywise]

Lua Lua's playing in Qatar these days. Miss those back- and front-flips.

PSG look ****ed, down 2-0 to Dynamo Kyiv. Really looked like they were going to push OL all the way in Ligue 1 but their season's turned to pish.

[808]

Allez l'OM.

[mph4ever]

if manu win their semis in both cl and fa cup then they will play in every possible game this season

[Happy]

Will Man City bring the lols tonight?

[Happy]

Seems so.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I love watching them play. It's always either a horrorshow or completely brilliant, or more often both at the same time.

[Dave de Sylvia]

I want Martin Jol back.

[mph4ever]

you reckon the gingerbread man and the three blind mice might return also?

[2muchket!]

Praying to the gods of smog we can get back to back wins this weekend.

The only thing that would be sweeter than boro beating the drop is if the Goerdies, under that absolute ****ing arsehole shearer went down instead of us.

Coooooommmmmeeee on.

[mph4ever]

even with you would be ok

anyway, should never have let steve mclaren go to that poxy team, who were they?

[Dave de Sylvia]

Hamburg. Oh wait, that was the other Dutch guy.

[gaslightanthem]

loljol

[mph4ever]

still better than 'arry jowl

[TakeWarning]

Praying to the gods of smog we can get back to back wins this weekend.

The only thing that would be sweeter than boro beating the drop is if the Goerdies, under that absolute ****ing arsehole shearer went down instead of us.

Coooooommmmmeeee on.

Agreed. I'd love to see the Geordies go down.

[Kickflip_Burrito]

Despite being a Gooner, I am having difficulty seeing us beat Man Utd over 2 legs.

Chelsea at the weekend will be close, but at least the winner will be decided there and then. No second game to change things around or give extra chances.


Agreed. I'd love to see the Geordies go down.


That would just be funny.

[808]

We will beat United over two legs, mate. Don't worry about it.

[Happy]

How though?

[gaslightanthem]

because arsenal are on better form and arsenal man utd games consist of both teams attacking each other with free flowing football which arsenal are better at

[Dave de Sylvia]

United don't play like that in Europe though.

[mph4ever]

manu can mix it. stop arsenals free flowing football and play some of their own

[Dave de Sylvia]

I haven't seen any evidence of this recently.

[mph4ever]

I haven't seen any evidence of this recently.

they were just taking a break

[RandyfromPennywise]

I think Arsenal would beat United if they were playing in the FA Cup tonight but Chelsea will beat Arsehole and go through to the final.

The team who wins the Barcelona-Chelsea tie will win the lot, so the Arsehole-Manure tie is irrelevant.

[gaslightanthem]

strong words from a guy whose team has conceded 7 goals in 2 games ...3 of which were against bolton ...and are now coming up against some of the best attacking forces in europe - arsenal in the FA cup and barcelona in the champions league. good luck though

[Iai]

If Arshavin was playing the CL game Arsenal would dick all over Man U. Either that or Carrick/Fletcher would have to play the game of his life. Without him though.....it's down to whether Nasri can take the piss out of Utd's right back the way he's done with Neville in the past.

[gaslightanthem]

next season if arsenal are lucky with injuries they will be a much better team than they have been this season

[808]

I think Arsenal would beat United if they were playing in the FA Cup tonight but Chelsea will beat Arsehole and go through to the final.

The team who wins the Barcelona-Chelsea tie will win the lot, so the Arsehole-Manure tie is irrelevant.

Arsenal will beat Chelsea today.

Arsenal will win the Champions League.

[mph4ever]

on saturdays showing then manu only have their own form to worry about

[gaslightanthem]

ya arsenal were kind of **** yesterday

[RandyfromPennywise]

Arsenal will beat Chelsea today.


Huh, looks like you might have got that one wrong there. Unlucky.

[808]

Well, if Wenger had told me that he would field a totally stupid starting eleven in a totally stupid formation and that he would make ridiculous substitutions, I wouldn't have said that.

Van Persie at left wing? He doesn't play good there.
Arshavin on the bench? He doesn't play good there.
Diaby? Shouldn't have started. He gave the ball up too easily.
Denilson? Shouldn't have started. He never plays well with Fabregas, and Fabregas suffers because of it.

It should have been a normal 4-4-2 with our midfield being Arshavin, Fabregas, Song and Walcott. And Adebayor never should have been taken out of the match. For Bendtner of all people.

[mph4ever]

Well, if Wenger had told me that he would field a totally stupid starting eleven in a totally stupid formation and that he would make ridiculous substitutions, I wouldn't have said that.

Van Persie at left wing? He doesn't play good there.
Arshavin on the bench? He doesn't play good there.
Diaby? Shouldn't have started. He gave the ball up too easily.
Denilson? Shouldn't have started. He never plays well with Fabregas, and Fabregas suffers because of it.

It should have been a normal 4-4-2 with our midfield being Arshavin, Fabregas, Song and Walcott. And Adebayor never should have been taken out of the match. For Bendtner of all people.


that midfield is going nowhere against lampard, ballack and essien. he put diaby in for strength, the others don't cut it

[808]

OK, so we might have been stronger but that still got us nowhere.

[Dave de Sylvia]

lol I hope Fabianski plays every week

[mph4ever]

manu line-up.......

[Dave de Sylvia]

They're coping pretty well I think. Fabio is looking a little unsure and Rafael rusty, but EVT don't really look like creating anything much from open play.

Every time I refresh the BBC live text page there's been another goal at City. Same as usual then!

[mph4ever]

i'm surprised we haven't seen everton go for it more but then mpyes may have said take it easy and lets see what they have given the manu line-up. interesting 45 minutes coming up


city safe then, spurs going well

[Dave de Sylvia]

West Ham should be looking over their shoulders now- Spurs only a point behind with the same games played, and they have all the momentum.

[808]

lol I hope Fabianski plays every week

I want to fight you.

[RandyfromPennywise]

Randy proudly presents

Cunts of World Football

Anderson
Didier Drogba
Arjen Robben
El Hadji-Diouf
Ashley Cole

Stay tuned for more installments in the coming weeks.

[Dave de Sylvia]

What did Anderson do?

[mph4ever]

Randy proudly presents

squirrels of World Football

Anderson
Didier Drogba
Arjen Robben
El Hadji-Diouf
Ashley Cole

Stay tuned for more installments in the coming weeks.

what about joe cole and john terry? swap them for anderson and hadji-diouf and you could make them the chelsea of world football, same thing as cunts

[808]

John Terry, for real.

[Dave de Sylvia]

wah wah, no arguments there- nobody deserves to win with penalties that bad.

[mph4ever]

rush of blood letting rio take a penalty

happy for tim cahill though.

[RandyfromPennywise]

what about joe cole and john terry? swap them for anderson and hadji-diouf and you could make them the chelsea of world football, same thing as cunts

Erm, I'm pretty sure that Joseph and John have never spat in an opponent's face, spat at the crowd many times, sworn at the officials in every single match they have ever played, been forced to move clubs because of uncontrollable ill-discipline, broken the law several times, and been accused of hitting their girlfriend. Diouf stays on the list.

Anderson
A right royal little cunt. Cannot believe you don't see it. Constantly asking for cards, players to be sent off, swearing at refs, constantly being a right royal disrespectful little cunt to opposition players, being an arrogant fkwit, and some other things that I have heard about him, Nani and Ronnie out on the town in Manchester, they are the most arrogant, chauvinistic fkheads in town. Anderson stays on the list.

Next nominee for the list is Robinho.

[Happy]

Its odd, its almost as if Ferguson wanted Everton to win.

[Dave de Sylvia]

they are the most arrogant, chauvinistic fkheads in town
Are we still talking about Manchester?

[RandyfromPennywise]

Only been there once, for one night, so can't really say, to be fair. He's just one of those stupid wankers. Immature little knob head.

Malouda's hair is also nominated.

[Kickflip_Burrito]

Arsenal-Chelsea sucked yesterday.

Chelsea were the better team but what the hell was with Wenger's decisions?!

Not helped by shocking defending (Silvestre and Eboué) and Fabianski, wtf?

[mph4ever]

Erm, I'm pretty sure that Joseph and John have never spat in an opponent's face, spat at the crowd many times, sworn at the officials in every single match they have ever played, been forced to move clubs because of uncontrollable ill-discipline, broken the law several times, and been accused of hitting their girlfriend. Diouf stays on the list.


yeah ok, diouf belongs there just trying to make room for a pair of yobs.


A right royal little squirrel. Cannot believe you don't see it. Constantly asking for cards, players to be sent off, swearing at refs, constantly being a right royal disrespectful little squirrel to opposition players, being an arrogant fkwit, and some other things that I have heard about him, Nani and Ronnie out on the town in Manchester, they are the most arrogant, chauvinistic fkheads in town. Anderson stays on the list.

nani yes, anderson no. i can't see it. ronaldo? do you get a lot of english red top news pisces over there


Next nominee for the list is Robinho.
agreed. "the star of the team that wins things"

[Kickflip_Burrito]

nani yes, anderson no. i can't see it. ronaldo? do you get a lot of english red top news pisces over there


Yes.

and Congrats to Everton :chug: Berbatov's penalty was appalling! :amaze:

[Pastorius]

looooooool fergie flapping his twat after evra took a dive in the box was a pretty picture

[Happy]

Not as good as Stevie G's dives eh

[Pastorius]

nowhere near

[mph4ever]

looooooool fergie flapping his twat after evra took a dive in the box was a pretty picture

i thought that was wellbeck

[RandyfromPennywise]

nani yes, anderson no. i can't see it. ronaldo? do you get a lot of english red top news pisces over there


No, none at all. This comes from hearsay. Nani is a little cunt, too. He will be a future nomination.

[mph4ever]

pay respect to the greatest footballer on the planet by giving him a reprieve. you can understand people claiming a nice bloke like ronaldo is a dick because it makes news, nani has no excuse

[Minus The Flair]

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5213091,00.html

that should ruffle a few feathers. didn't see the game yesterday but from the sound of things fergie wasn't really that bothered about winning.

[RandyfromPennywise]

pay respect to the greatest footballer on the planet by giving him a reprieve. you can understand people claiming a nice bloke like ronaldo is a dick because it makes news, nani has no excuse

Ronnie wasn't on the list.

Kevin Muscat and Danny Tiatto have been tipped to be nominated for induction to the Cunt Hall Of Fame.

[TakeWarning]

Jamie Carragher? Joey Barton? John Terry? Jens Lehman?

You need to extend that list Randy.

[Happy]

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5213091,00.html

that should ruffle a few feathers. didn't see the game yesterday but from the sound of things fergie wasn't really that bothered about winning.

I swear Mike Riley was accused of being a Man U fan.

[TakeWarning]

I heard Berbatov had a mare against Everton.

Spurs for a cheeky bid in the transfer window? Watch this space.

[Pastorius]

pay respect to the greatest footballer on the planet by giving him a reprieve. you can understand people claiming a nice bloke like ronaldo is a dick because it makes news, nani has no excuse

gerrard wasn't on the list, he doesn't need a reprieve

[RandyfromPennywise]

The list is in its early stages people, it will constantly grow as there are enough cunts in world football to suit everybody's taste.

Can I ask why is John Terry widely hated? As a Chelsea fan I thought that our most-hated player was Frank Lampard or Dider Drogba, but every one of you on here hates John Terry. Why? I can't see it. Obviously.

Messrs Barton and Lehmann will definitely be making their list debuts in the coming weeks.

For the last time: Lampard is better than Gerrard. The End.

[Pastorius]

cheating cunt + plays on his hard man image to win fouls etc

shouts at the ref with a ferocity that suggest he shot his mum all the time, dirty tackler, so proud of being english it hurts

to be fair, he did have the good manners to give diaby's boot a chin wax

http://vivacerveceros.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/diaby-terry1.jpg

[Dave de Sylvia]

Kevin Muscat and Danny Tiatto have been tipped to be nominated for induction to the Cunt Hall Of Fame.
Have you ever considered a career as an encyclopedia? Danny Tiatto was a complete scumbag though!

Incidentally, I was just reading an interview with an Irish lad who was let go by United last summer, and he was talking about how Ronaldo was one of the most helpful of the senior players with training and whatnot. Sort of goes against his public image.

[808]

I've always thought that Ronaldo would be a nice person off the pitch.

[TakeWarning]

I've heard from a friend that Ronaldo was really nice to him when they met.

Randy: John Terry is widely hated because he blew snot on Tevez and called him a "f'ucking Argie c'unt" in Moscow, and the suspicious sending off against Spurs in 2006. Amongst other reasons.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Parking in a handicap spot is always a classy move too.

[Pastorius]

and having a scumbag mother

[Dave de Sylvia]

She looks just like him too. They both have the same awful tanning bed skin as well.

“It is a problem. You’ve always got his interpreter running around the training ground. Sometimes you pass the ball and he chases it. And he’s running alongside him and he gets in there and heads it in the back of the net.”

– Harry Redknapp on Roman Pavlyuchenko’s lack of English.

[mph4ever]

Ronnie wasn't on the list.

the way you talked about him and nani then you might be thinking about adding him.

gerrard wasn't on the list, he doesn't need a reprieve

well he should make it really, buying his way out of a jail sentence for knocking a poor dj about

cheating squirrel + plays on his hard man image to win fouls etc

shouts at the ref with a ferocity that suggest he shot his mum all the time, dirty tackler, so proud of being english it hurts


and the least he could have done was give his poor old mum a few bob to go shopping. and hes a git who starts fights in clubs

lampard isn't hated so much, just over rated by english newspapers and chelsea fans, thats all

drogba? moany squirrel

[Pastorius]

lampard is never better than gerrard

[mph4ever]

ever

[808]

Didn't someone say John Terry harassed some American tourists about 9/11 shortly after it happened?

[Pastorius]

i think he raped a kid as well