Real things that actually happened in MX history (APPROVED BY LR!)

[FifthAce]

Do you have any "real" MX moments that "actually happened" and "aren't lies" that you would like to share with the rest of this fantastic internet community? If so, then this is the thread for you, mister!

Here are a few that I have blatantly stolen:

Originally Posted by FifthAce
Remember that time that AlanParsons45 drove his principal's car into a ditch and got it fixed before he ever found out? What a card!

Originally Posted by Humor99 III
Remember that time when Inside Me made a thread and it WASN'T about herself?

(Sam :-*)

Originally Posted by FifthAce
Oh, oh, or that time that No_Fear465 was arguing with his sister about where to go eat for supper and then accidentally strangled her to death and we all pitched in to dispose of the body?

Originally Posted by Humor99 III
And then there was the time DLR played Eruption perfectly and made it flow right into ETB after only 2 minutes of practice!

Originally Posted by Humor99 III
You remember GodCharLotE33422 and how he tried to stick a Necco Wafer into a coke machine to steal soda? Then it got jammed and the machine caught fire! I paid part of his bail, I'll admit it right now.

Originally Posted by FifthAce
Oh jeez I almost forgot way back when everyone was wondering if Jon Stewart posted here and then he said "comedy gold" on his show and we were all like

Originally Posted by David_Lee_Roth_2
remember that time croniun convinced everyone on the forum that santa claus was real? ho ho ... I have to admit, I got served that day.....

Originally Posted by Humor99 III
Remember that time when we found out that Funky's hat wasn't real? There were a lot of tears that night. :'(

Originally Posted by FifthAce
Oh snap remember when I had that modeling gig, but I couldn't find my mascara and I didn't have a ride and so I posted a thread about it and Zerokewl came and picked me up in his van and we cruised around solving mysteries?

Originally Posted by Humor99 III
I remember that one time ChrisACE3212 claimed that he "drove the bus." Needless to say, big69 was all up in a huffy and demanding that he admit his lies.

Thus started the great "DRIVE THE BUS" tour of '03.

Now it is your turn, friends!

(PS: I am remaking this thread, so the quotes don't work any longer because I'm too lazy to bother with the tags. If you do not understand the premise - the idea is simply to create or make up a funny "memory" about MX. I found that stealing ideas from old TV shows and replacing the characters with made up or real MXers worked quite well. Thanks LR!)

[Humor99]

Remember when ITalkLikeU came on and posted a thread that only said "Durrrrrrrr durrrr dur durrrr durrrrr, dur dur durrrrrr?" and everyone kept quoting him? Nobody knew what it meant, until somebody finally explained that he had been in Antarctica for like 2 years, and was still dethawing and what he meant was "Hey guys I've been out for a while, what did I miss?" Needless to say, we all felt a little sheepish from that fiasco!

[FifthAce]

Remember the time that Austin316 posted about how much he loved wrestling, and said that his favourite wrestler was Hulk Hogan? We called him "Mr. Hulkamaniac" until it drove him insane and he ended up resorting to cannibalism! What a crazy character!

[Humor99]

How bout when TerminateYourMom sold all his CDs for a pair of socks? That was really ballsy, considering that was the only article of clothing he owned.

[BludgeonySteve]

Ok so me and J6g back in the day were siting around talking and all of a sudden Zero closed our perfectly good thread :angry:

[FifthAce]

Ok so me and J6g back in the day were siting around talking and all of a sudden Zero closed our perfectly good thread :angry:
Hey this thread is about positive memories, man! Think positive.

Remember when I had that thread about thinking positive? Everyone was so happy :)

[VoodooChild]

I remember when there was this old, sick, twisted, pedophile posting on MX. His name was Jarviss. He was one crazy SOB. Always tried to be hip and cool, be one of us. Everybody liked him. Sadly, he had to leave to fucus on his real life with his wife, and the taxes, and the pedophiling, and the what not. He was a good guy. *sigh*

[Jadeb]

Remember that time the mods were fighting over the memories thread, then they all looked at each other and started laughing? Good times.

[FifthAce]

Remember that time DramaKing45 claimed he had made a time machine, but no one believed him so we made fun of him but then he actually showed us the time machine and we were like :o

So we all got in - I recall that Litnin was sitting on my lap and Eccles was sitting a little too snugly behind me - and zapped ourselves back to the early part of the century and killed baby Hitler. Little did we know what consequences that would have, eh!?

[thetippler]

I remember that one time Fentruck saved a girl from a whale, and then had sex with the whale...
But that's it :upset:

[Scythe404]

I remember when blinksize10 posted a thread about how much he loved bush and half an hour later there were 3 pages of solid reubttal arguments. Never have i seen such a thorough reaming of one user so quickly so much in one thread.

[Humor99]

Oh man, remember that guy TexasChainSawHedges? He used to do those crazy little designs in the hedges. Well, one day he posted some of those. MAN! Those things were awesome...until we realized some of them looked like MXers. Actually, a lot of them did. Then it was just creepy.

[FifthAce]

I remember that one time Fentruck saved a girl from a whale, and then had sex with the whale...
But that's it :upset:
That seems like a slightly revamped version of my whale escapades.

[Tangerine]

Yeah why does Fentruck get credit now for the whale story?

[The NPC]

Because Vandaan pooped and left you out. Sowwy.

[denboy]

Remember that time when the pope came on to mx and was all :cool:
And someone accidently killed him with a flame.. We laaaughed, and we laughed

[FifthAce]

Remember that time when the pope came on to mx and was all :cool:
And someone accidently killed him with a flame.. We laaaughed, and we laughed
Oh, that pope! Always dying everywhere! What a card!

[Scythe404]

I love his popemobile. There's faith in action.

[FifthAce]

I love his popemobile. There's faith in action.
I'm not sure there's that much faith involved - there's bulletproof glass surrounding the old dude.

[Maveryck]

I'm not sure there's that much faith involved - there's bulletproof glass surrounding the old dude.


If he's putting his faith in the bulletproof glass, does that make the workers at the bulletproof glass factory God?

[denboy]

Remember that time scythe posted a joke, that wasn't taken from Bill hicks or George Carlin?
We lauughed, and we laughed...

[FifthAce]

If he's putting his faith in the bulletproof glass, does that make the workers at the bulletproof glass factory God?
You just don't understand religion, Mav :rolleyes:

[UserNamesSuck]

I remember when blinksize10 posted in a thread about how much he loved bush and half an hour later there were 3 pages of solid reubttal arguments. Never have i seen such a thorough reaming of one user so quickly so much in one thread.


haha that was pretty good......good debate :thumb:

[PIGS(1 different one)]

Remember when stingray posted from the library?

[Maveryck]

Remember when stingray posted from the library?


:lol::lol::lol:

pwned.

[PIGS(1 different one)]

Poor Adrian. :(

[sliver]

this is the best thread ever. :cool:

omg remember that time I... wait I never done anything

[sliver]

^ wait I got one;

remember when i learned eruption in 30 minutes and played it with my wang

[onefreakinlove]

I remember when blinksize10 posted a thread about how much he loved bush and half an hour later there were 3 pages of solid reubttal arguments. Never have i seen such a thorough reaming of one user so quickly so much in one thread.

i really wanted to say something in the one about "waht would you have done in the iraq war" but it was closed :upset:

good times :thumb:

[~Desiderata~]

Remember that time those two gimps(we won't mention names) got together and started a percussion band? Yeah, one was a guitar player, the other was a stand-up percussionist. They posted their song in the audio arena, and might I just add, the guitarist was playing better blues-styled percussion than the stand-up percussionist. Then they said there "thank you's" at the end and I laughed so hard at one guy's Australian accent.

Good Times

[Fentruck]

Remember that one time, where all the people of MX got together and had a giant orgy?

*assistant comes and whispers in ear*

What? Oh, thats.. My, this is some interesting news. Apparently, this happens at least once a day! And when Jarviss was around, even more! And in the heyday of MX, there was a constant pile of underaged flesh rooting around!

*makes 2 jarviss comments :upset: )

[Jon]

Remember......THE EPISODES :lol:

[Humor99]

Haha, remember when Starsky came on to MX with his pimpin' mobile? That thing was a suh-weet. Even Jarviss came over and gave it a little pat on the hood. It was too bad that he had to drive off that bridge...that car owned.

[superpeer]

Remember when SmlGirl43 made a thread asking for advice on how to get a piano out of one's livingroom.
When she finally got the thing out it turned out that she accidentally entered her neighbour's livingroom :lol:

That got quoted for months.
'omg there's a piano in my living room'

[Jon]

Remember............ILuvOrlando.

Or the Dildo-girl craze (she needs a new publicity stunt now, methinks)...

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

How about that time that hot_girl_69_^_^ told us about her time travelling escapades ? Apparently she travelled back in time to 1972 and stole John Travolta's talent...

poor John..... if only he could obtain that vial of talent that harem stole from him.....

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

in fact, legend has it that the vial is now in the hands of the Turkish womens olympic wrestling team, for some highly plausible reason... which follows the colon I am about to type..... :

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...and then the canary ate a turnip, which wasn't really a turnip, but rather, a small woolen hat, owned by a hobo.

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

the hobo may or may have not been related to BagBoy, which links me nicely to my next memory...

That time when BagBoy thought he had invented a cure for the common cold, and he told everyone the recipe and this new guy, I think he was called master-P, who, co-incidentaly, was suffering from the cold at this time, attempted to make a bathtub full of the stuff but he added too much PCP to the mixture and he posted gibberish for 34 hours straight?

:lol:

BagBoy meant Papa's Cough Potion, not PCP you silly boy :lol:

seriously though, master-P, I hope the liver transplant goes well.................. you idiot

:lol:

[KaptainKool]

Remember the first thread about real things that actually happend in mx history?

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

Remember the first thread about real things that actually happend in mx history?


yes, too bad that zorokool, or whatever his name is, had to leave his dirty,dirty mark on it.

[Humor99]

Anybody remember when the dog came running through the Pit and Fanny needlessly decided to try and rape it? What was that all about? I mean I know he liked animals and all, but seriously, whoa.

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

remember that time I recorded a note perfect rendition of the A-team theme tune on my sitar, and everyone was like 'whoa, no way, you didn't just do that man, whoa.' and I was like 'way' ... and then Mr T showed up and we went on a whole series of sexy adventures.... culminating in the release of David Blaine from his self imposed imprisonment inside a jar of marmalade...

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

actually, I think it was pickles... lol I always get those two mixed up.

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

Oh, and there was that time I had a dream about Jeremy.....we were inside a buddhist monastary high in up in the mountains of Nepal, I was wearing a monkey suit and Jeremy was dressed as a Cuban revolutionary, and I says to Jeremy, I says 'If the hands of time spin with the velocity of a thousand horses, at what point do the horses stop for a drink of water?' and then Jeremy said 'Get out of my dream you fruit. HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE' and then I said '...but this is MY dream' and then he said 'actually, your dreams are now property of MX, you should have read the agreement more carefully, thank God for small print eh?' and then I said 'quit changing the subject and answer my question you scrotal folicle' and then he said ':rolleyes:'....... and then I woke up.

[tenspot tobin]

remember that time I was sober and had something cool to say about nothing. I dont.

[KaptainKool]

Remember that time when Grasz22 posted that he was secretly Jerry Garcia, and we all flipped out. But then he was all like "april fools." That was great.

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

Remember that time when Grasz22 posted that he was secretly Jerry Garcia, and we all flipped out. But then he was all like "april fools." That was great.


haha, its funny because Jerry Garcia is a real boy now. who'd have thunk it?

[FifthAce]

Remember the first thread about real things that actually happend in mx history?
This is the only "real things that actually happened in MX history" thread that has ever been and all who oppose this idealogy will be shot on site under orders of zombie Stalin.

[metdrummer]

remember that time, we were reading that Mx history thread and got quite angry how David_Lee_roth_2 runied it? good times

[denboy]

remember that time, we were reading that Mx history thread and got quite angry how David_Lee_roth_2 runied it? good times


we laaauughed, and we lauughed

[ATC]

Remember that time when Grasz22 posted that he was secretly Jerry Garcia, and we all flipped out. But then he was all like "april fools." That was great.

i don't remember. :upset:

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

remember that time, we were reading that Mx history thread and got quite angry how David_Lee_roth_2 runied it? good times

remember that time (insert witty come-back here)

p.s. just because you don't understand alternative comedy :p

[ATC]

remember that time I was sober and had something cool to say about nothing. I dont.

me too.
i was sober once. wonder what that was like.

[myiaa]

Remember when NPC made that thread about GSs and no-one believed him and then his mum logged on and told us that he'd got eaten by some mysterious GSs and we all flew out to his house to confort his family. :( Poor NPC *lights a candle*

[ATC]

remember when someone made the random boner thread and fewer people logged on to mx the following week because they all got random boners reading the thread title.

[Puppetzmaster87]

Remeber when this place pwned.

[Joe Average]

Remeber when this place pwned.

Since I just joined a few months ago, I don't remember when mx pistol-owned :(
I bet it was hella cool.

[Esp Griffyn]

Mx certainly has a colourful history...

[FifthAce]

i don't remember. :upset:
:rolleyes: newb

remember that time Spiral dressed as Santa Claus but instead of gifts he gave us all AIDS?

[BagBoy]

Then we all have a Live Aid concert in Zumbabawe Africa

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

:rolleyes: newb

remember that time Spiral dressed as Santa Claus but instead of gifts he gave us all AIDS?


He gave me herpes too.... :cool:

[KaptainKool]

He gave me herpes too.... :cool:

Ditto. :cool: ?

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

Ditto. :cool: ?

But I thought you asked for syphillus?

[ATC]

remember the time bagboy dressed up as pamela anderson but his fake giant boobies fell off and we played catch with them?

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

remember the time bagboy dressed up as pamela anderson but his fake giant boobies fell off and we played catch with them?

that never happened you liar, his boobs are real.

[BagBoy]

But I thought you asked for syphillus?

Hopes and wishes dont always come true :(

I asked for gonnerhea for christmas and all I got was a pimple on my wang :upset:

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

Hopes and wishes dont always come true :(

I asked for gonnerhea for christmas and all I got was a pimple on my wang :upset:


You think that's bad? I went all the way to Antartica to visit Jarviss in his secret underground liar ,and all I got was this adamantium skeleton. :(

[BagBoy]

remember the time bagboy dressed up as pamela anderson but his fake giant boobies fell off and we played catch with them?
'
Me is her minus teh hepatitis c

[ATC]

that never happened you liar, his boobs are real.

so it was his real giant boobies that fell off??? :amaze:
i held pam anderson's boobs? i bit the nipple?
*faints*

[thedude182]

How come Jarvis still appears in the "who's online" section in the moderators box?

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

How come Jarvis still appears in the "who's online" section in the moderators box?


dude. that isn't a memory , that's a question. I don't think you understand the internet.

p.s. remember the time I said ^_^

[ATC]

dude,read the internet for dummies book. :thumb:

[RissaPoodle]

Remember the time that I wasn't a poodle? Good times.

[ATC]

yea,rissa,you walked around kissing frogs then.
good times. :thumb:

[RissaPoodle]

yea,rissa,you walked around kissing frogs then.
good times. :thumb:

And than I became a poodle.. and the government trained me how to type so that I could get secret information from MX.

[ATC]

yea,who'd suspect a typing poodle?

psst,jeremy knows how to make cajun chicken.
dont tell no-one. it's a secret.

[RissaPoodle]

yea,who'd suspect a typing poodle?

psst,jeremy knows how to make cajun chicken.
dont tell no-one. it's a secret.

*goes back and tells the government the secret*

[ATC]

little does the government know that what i just told you is a spying device.

[RissaPoodle]

Remember the time Addicted to Chaos gave me his AIM name.... oh yeah.. it hasn't happened...

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

remember the time that FBI agent, Secret Service Guy(I am not FBI), signed up for an account here in order to monitor anti-Bush sentiment on the internet but his cover was somehow blown and he had to flee ?

[thedude182]

dude. that isn't a memory , that's a question. I don't think you understand the internet.

p.s. remember the time I said ^_^

I know it's a question. That's why it has a question mark. If you look, at the bottom of the screen, in the moderators box, next to "Who's online" it says "Jarvis" in there

[ATC]

Remember the time Addicted to Chaos gave me his AIM name.... oh yeah.. it hasn't happened...

i don't have AIM :upset: ,only msn.
viva_lacucaracha13@hotmail.com if you want it.
yes,i am an attention whore.

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

I know it's a question. That's why it has a question mark. If you look, at the bottom of the screen, in the moderators box, next to "Who's online" it says "Jarvis" in there


omg u r right, thnku ^_^


Its because mx has not updated the moderator list.

[ATC]

I know it's a question. That's why it has a question mark. If you look, at the bottom of the screen, in the moderators box, next to "Who's online" it says "Jarvis" in there

this doesnt belong in here,matey.
savvy?
ask in the site forum.

[jarviss]

huh?
-G

[RissaPoodle]

Jarviss... whaaaaaaaa?

[lilpete86]

Jarviss posting :confused:

[Zmev]

i remember that

[BagBoy]

Jarviss is like a gypsy

HE IS TEH everywhere :eek:

[ATC]

shhh,be welly welly quiet,i'm hunting jarviss..he he he he

remember that time when captain jack sparrow wasnt banned? :thumb: good times..i want him back.

[sliver]

:cool: this thread is alive

[sliver]

shhh,be welly welly quiet,i'm hunting jarviss..he he he he

remember that time when captain jack sparrow wasnt banned? :thumb: good times..i want him back.

isn't he love not war or something now though?

[David_Lee_Roth_2]

isn't he love not war or something now though?

no, he got banned too.

[sliver]

no, he got banned too.

hahahaaahahaha what did he do?

how stupid do you have to be to get banned 7 times :lol:

[incubliss]

as stupid as him? that's difficult.

[FifthAce]

Remember way back when Ironmaiden420 would not, ever, admit that he was wrong about some stupid grammar mistake? No matter how many people showed him over and over again that he was wrong? Remember that?

[ATC]

yea,i think he even made an english grammer thread to prove he wasn't wrong.

[The NPC]

Says who?

[sliver]

Remember way back when Ironmaiden420 would not, ever, admit that he was wrong about some stupid grammar mistake? No matter how many people showed him over and over again that he was wrong? Remember that?

yah that was cool... :cool:


*doesn't really know what you're talkin about*


:upset:

[sliver]

as stupid as him? that's difficult.

it was rhetorical st00pid

[myiaa]

Remember then someone lifted sliver's avatar up and we all saw he was in fact a 50 year old fat lady from Wales who lived in the mountains with a house full of cats. We were all a bit weirded out, then she knitted us all fuzzy jumpers and everyone was happy. :)

[The NPC]

Remember then someone lifted sliver's avatar up and we all saw he was in fact a 50 year old fat lady from Wales who lived in the mountains with a house full of cats. We were all a bit weirded out, then she knitted us all fuzzy jumpers and everyone was happy. :)

It looked so cool when I had my 3-D glasses on too!

:)

[sliver]

u r all smrt

[thedude182]

huh?
-G

omg! I made Jarviss come back!

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Actually, dude, he came back at his own accord...

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:upset:

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Shush, I want to take the credit for this.

:cool:

[AIRIC]

Does anyone remember the barmitzfah(sp.?) we all got invited too. Where we all played our instruments to the organist and the people sang like The Distillers. And then at the after party where all the fat girls asked everyone to dance. Then we all got in to the time machine again and banged our 3rd grade teachers. But then some people didn't make it to third grade so we had to return home before they got to sad. Then at the hotel after the barm. (no idea how it's spelled) we played 1 on like 2000 with the Micheal Jordan and we still got schooled. Good times...

[Badmoon]

Camp MX...'Nuff said...