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FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:06 PM
I heard that Scott Herren exists on a different plane than us, and controls the weather via a complicated rope and pulley system.

Scott Herren invented those no-slip pads that you put on the floor of your shower as a favour to his elderly mother. He was almost awarded sainthood by the vatican but was just barely edged out by Jesus in a sudden death shootout.

Scott Herren's legs are so long that he can walk on the bottom of the ocean, but because of this he has developed a terrible barnacle problem.

Scott Herren is actually 'the one' from an earlier version of the Matrix.

I heard Scott Herren was what sliced bread replaced as the "best thing"

Scott Herren once said to me, as any hero would "I'd gladly die for my mother, but my country lacks respect for walnuts"

Scott Herren is the only man alive to have seen a giant squid and survived to tell the tale. And what a tale it is, friends!

Scott Herren captured Saddam Hussein.

Scott Herren invented the internet.

Scott Herren is, in fact, Al Gore.

Spiral
01-20-2004, 09:07 PM
Scott Herren has already won this thread, although it may look like he isnt even present in this thread, he is so smooth that he can win threads from afar.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:07 PM
Beautiful.

There is a little bit of Scott Herren living inside all of us :)

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:09 PM
Scott Herren's being inhabits all threads.

Also, Scott Herren taught Ghandi how to play the bongos back when it was in style.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:09 PM
I heard it was the tabla.

AMAC
01-20-2004, 09:10 PM
God bless you, Scott Herren. *HUGGLES*

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:11 PM
I heard it was the tabla.
Scott Herren created a machine in the 40's that allowed him to speak with the dead, but the Nazi's stormed his palace and destroyed it before he could ever use it.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:11 PM
Scott Herren does NOT huggle.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 09:12 PM
Scott Herren once swallowed over 90kg of heroin just to keep it from the kids it could have ended up being dealt to.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:12 PM
Scott Herren does NOT huggle.
If Scott Herren were to subject himself to huggling, he would invent a new method of huggling that allows for a greater huggling to non-huggling ratio.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 09:15 PM
Scott Herren invented the noodle as a proposed cure for ebola, little did he know that Italians would steal his wonderful idea and used it to financially secure their place in the world.

jimmymcmahon2001
01-20-2004, 09:15 PM
Scott Herren, made the first guitar

*hero*
:)

And, he was the first to find out that giant beer mugs, are a good thing

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:16 PM
Scott Herren once swallowed over 90kg of heroin just to keep it from the kids it could have ended up being dealt to.

There was a queue a mile long to perform oral sex on Scott Herren shortly after this event.

This was the longest the queue had been since 1988, just after the Springboard incident.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 09:17 PM
Scott Herren almost stopped Titanic from drowning.. He would have made it too, had it not been for those pesky kids from Scooby-Doo!

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:18 PM
Scott Herren was the first to discover that babies can float, and he did it without a single fatality.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 09:19 PM
Scott Herren was the first to discover that babies can float, and he did it without a single fatality.
I heard he first discovered that when he himself was a baby. He jumped into the water, not knowing if he'll make it or not, just to save a drowning puppy.

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 09:20 PM
Scott Herren stole my heart in an ill-fated, week long romance. Our eyes met across the smoky bar and it was magic. We consummated our love that night, but alas, it was not meant to be. Scott Herren had a life of adventurous adventurish adventures to live, and I had already been promised to the wealthy rancher's son. He left without saying goodbye, but I knew he loved me.

ThrashMaster27
01-20-2004, 09:20 PM
I heard Scott Herren grew 10ft and replaced Shaquille O'Neil as one of the Lakers Centers.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:24 PM
Scott Herren wrote a series of incredibly popular books based entirely around the ghosts from Pacman, then withdrew into isolation and lived as a hermit for several years after an assassination attempt by the Soviet Union.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:29 PM
Scott Herren wrote a series of incredibly popular books based entirely around the ghosts from Pacman, then withdrew into isolation and lived as a hermit for several years after an assassination attempt by the Soviet Union.

Despite Scott Herren's narcissism, he has always managed to keep up to twenty spouses at any given time, of both genders and all ages, creeds and races.

Scott Herren is an equal-opportunity lover.

Scott Herren
01-20-2004, 09:30 PM
Best. Thread. Ever.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:31 PM
Scott Herren has just made me the happiest man alive.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:31 PM
Scott Herren has defeated almost every species of carnivorous animal in hand to hand combat, but would never charge money for people to see it. He's very modest, that boy.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:33 PM
Scott Herren was the original DJ for Incubus, but left the band when they decided to release a hardcore communist dogma spoken word album. He's never regretted it, either.

hateeverybeautifulday
01-20-2004, 09:34 PM
Hitler would have had sex with a 45 year old jewish man to eat an oreo from between Scott Herren's toes, if Scott had let him.

afghanistan baby
01-20-2004, 09:34 PM
i dont get this thread, maybe this scot herren can help me

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:35 PM
Scott Herren used to own the original copy of the Bible, but one day needed kindling for his barbecue.

anselmo
01-20-2004, 09:35 PM
scott heren was the first man to suck another guys dick

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:36 PM
scott heren was the first man to suck another guys dick

I have it on good authority that Scott Herren was in fact the first man to receive oral sex from another man.

Scott Herren was also the first performer of auto-fellatio. This was shortly afterwards, when he reasoned that he knew himself best.

PIGS(1 different one)
01-20-2004, 09:38 PM
Scott Herren is in league with the devil

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:40 PM
Only a true legend like Scott Herren would sweep into his own thread, post once and then never be seen again.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:40 PM
Scott Herren was shot clean through the spine during the war, but still managed to carry his entire platoon out of the burning jungle, one by one. He then fused his spine back together with his laser eyes, so I'm told.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 09:41 PM
Scott Herren actually killed Hitler in World War II thus ending the war in Europe. He was the only man given the Nobel Peace Prize for killing somebody, but he lost it while swimming the Atlantic Ocean for the 3rd time.

Bad Influence
01-20-2004, 09:41 PM
scott herren is the father of my baby.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 09:44 PM
Scott Herren used to own the original copy of the Bible, but one day needed kindling for his barbecue.
Of course he owned it. Afterall he was the one who wrote it.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:45 PM
Scott Herren once shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:47 PM
Of course he owned it. Afterall he was the one who wrote it.

According to legend, Scott Herren originally penned the Bible as a liner note to the Qu'ran. However, the continued inspiration of the work caused him to release it separately. It went on to be regarded by many as his magnum opus.

ThrashMaster27
01-20-2004, 09:47 PM
Much like Santa Claus....Scott Herren goes around the world once every year in a plane fuelled from his own superiority and makes love to all the beautiful women of the world.

hateeverybeautifulday
01-20-2004, 09:48 PM
scott herren shot tupac shakur.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:48 PM
Much like Santa Claus....Scott Herren goes around the world once every year in a plane fuelled from his own superiority and makes love to all the beautiful women of the world.

It is whispered in some circles that Scott Herren went to Lapland on Boxing Day and gave Santa Claus six billion presents, by way of a thank you.

sadisticmonkey
01-20-2004, 09:49 PM
Scott Herren once told a boy not to get into a car with strangers...and then proceeded to ask me if i wanted a ride in his car...he indeed was no longer a stranger...

mutilator
01-20-2004, 09:50 PM
A LONG time ago the human race was near total extinction. The only man left was Scott Herren. In that time of crisis he invented a sexual technique that allowed him to impregnate himself. That day he saved the human race single handedly.

anselmo
01-20-2004, 09:50 PM
Scott Herren once shot a man in reno just to watch him die.
i dont give a **** about this lad but that was so funny i had to laugh

Bad Influence
01-20-2004, 09:50 PM
scott herren wore my father's slippers.

sadisticmonkey
01-20-2004, 09:51 PM
Scott Herren once gave the pope a purple nurple

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:51 PM
Scott Herren was the one who really drew the first ever sketch of Mickey Mouse, but he let Disney keep it because he felt bad for him. To this day he has never asked for a single cent in royalties, although he has kept a photocopy of the drawing in case Disney ever tries to bamboozle him.

BillCosby
01-20-2004, 09:52 PM
Scott Herren invented Horchatas!
:eek:

Oh thank you Scott Herren!

mutilator
01-20-2004, 09:54 PM
Scott Herren is said to be the first person to ever domesticate a wild animal.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:54 PM
Scott Herren coined the phrase "Oh snap"

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 09:55 PM
Scott Herren once camped for five days inside an elephants digestive tract, in order to further study the microscopic bacteria he finds so interesting.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 09:56 PM
Scott Herren invented the metric system.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 09:59 PM
Scott Herren made HAB a cheese sandwich.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 10:03 PM
Scott Herren once stopped a bus load of nuns from driving into a volcano with a piece of chewing gum and a stick.

Spiral
01-20-2004, 10:03 PM
Scott Herrens love is comparable to Jesus'.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:04 PM
Scott Herren has the power to kill a yak from two hundred yards away.

WITH MIND BULLETS!!!!

Eccles
01-20-2004, 10:07 PM
Contrary to popular belief, Scott Herren is NOT multilingual. He is just very good at getting his point across. This has made him a vital part of global diplomacy over the last two decades.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 10:07 PM
The legendary book character "Robin Hood" was based on Scott Herren's life.

afghanistan baby
01-20-2004, 10:07 PM
scott herren drank all my powerade-but if i drink too much i get diarrhea, so thanks for gettin diarrhea scott herren

Spiral
01-20-2004, 10:08 PM
Scott Herren created a time machine in 1942, but just as he was about to get his car up to 88 MPH, Michael J. Fox got in the way. Scott barely escaped the crash with his life. Scott Herren then created Parkinson's disease as a form of revenge against Mr. Fox.

hateeverybeautifulday
01-20-2004, 10:08 PM
the sound of scott herrins farts could win american idol 3

Eccles
01-20-2004, 10:10 PM
Scott Herren shot JR.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 10:10 PM
Scott Herren created a time machine in 1942, but just as he was about to get his car up to 88 MPH, Michael J. Fox got in the way. Scott barely escaped the crash with his life. Scott Herren then created Parkinson's disease as a form of revenge against Mr. Fox.
I heard it was the other way around. I heard it was Parkinson's disease that got in the way and as a form of punishment for it he invented Michael J. Fox and planted it into him.

Spiral
01-20-2004, 10:11 PM
I heard it was the other way around. I heard it was Parkinson's disease that got in the way and as a form of punishment for it he invented Michael J. Fox and planted it into him.

Scott Herren invented that rumor, for reasons so complicated that Scott Herren himself can barely comprehend them.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 10:11 PM
Scott Herren shot JR.
That's true, but he DID NOT shoot the deputy!

Bad Influence
01-20-2004, 10:11 PM
scott herren has two penises.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 10:13 PM
Scott Herren donates 3/4 of his weekly paycheck to orphans from spontaneous combustion.

Spiral
01-20-2004, 10:17 PM
Scott Herren initiated the first contact with an extraterrestrial being in 1975, he offered said alien a Jr. Mint, the alien refused. Scott regrets that failure immensely.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:19 PM
Scott Herren is the only man to have whizzed on the electric fence and escaped with his life.

He also survived inside an oil barrel at the bottom of the ocean for 14 entire days when his one-man raft was overtaken by pirates. He lived to see each one perish upon his blade.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 10:20 PM
Scott Herren stopped the bullets from hitting Jules Winnfield and Vincent Vega.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 10:21 PM
Scott Herren suggested that Puff Daddy should change his name to P. Diddy jokingly. P. Diddy took his suggestion seriously and thus P. Diddy was born.

Spiral
01-20-2004, 10:21 PM
Scott Herren singlehandedly ended the cold war. Using only a rubber band and his devine wit.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 10:22 PM
Scott Herren discovered, by means of four dimensional physics, Sartrian philosophy and Freudian psychology, how long a piece of string really is.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 10:24 PM
He also survived inside an oil barrel at the bottom of the ocean for 14 entire days when his one-man raft was overtaken by pirates. He lived to see each one perish upon his blade.
That being said, you must also know that killing them was an easy task for him, since he was using the sword he himself crafted to fight against the Roman empire in the 15th century.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:27 PM
Scott Herren took the first definitive picture of the Loch Ness Monster, but destroyed it so as to keep the legend running for others to enjoy.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 10:30 PM
Scott Herren helped Frodo through his crack addiction and Sam through his eating disorder. And every night while Sam and Frodo slept Scott Herren fended of Gollum with a rubber hose.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 10:31 PM
Scott Herren suggested that Puff Daddy should change his name to P. Diddy jokingly. P. Diddy took his suggestion seriously and thus P. Diddy was born.

Scott Herren's immune system is incredible. He has never once visited a doctor or dentist, and yet has never had a toothache or disease of the flesh. Many put this down to the self-immunisation program he uses, as he swims in the rivers of Calcutta before breakfast each morning.

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 10:33 PM
Scott Herren was the first man to put the words "hand" and "some" together, in the process of describing himself.

Scott Herren had sex with two million women, and was featured on the cover of National Geographic, all in the same hour.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 10:34 PM
Scott Herren was Socrates' teacher.

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 10:34 PM
Scott Herren killed my baby.

Scott Herren touched the Pope.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:35 PM
Scott Herren defeated Atilla the Hun's armies with one giant sweep of his mighty sword. He then feasted upon Atilla's soul, upping his magic level to 12.

jimmymcmahon2001
01-20-2004, 10:35 PM
Scott herren was the first man to find out, that St. Anger, could be a comedy album

BludgeonySteve
01-20-2004, 10:36 PM
0mg leik d1d h3 invent 1337!!!1!1!!!1!1!???/????/?//??????/???11!

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:37 PM
Scott Herren is a nifty fellow.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 10:37 PM
Scott Herren's kewl factor is the inverse of zero.

jimmymcmahon2001
01-20-2004, 10:38 PM
Scott Herren is a nifty fellow.
Best yet.
But not as good as Scott Herren

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 10:39 PM
Scott Herren invented the 'Scott Herren Grill' but then lost the patent to George Foreman in a poker game.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 10:39 PM
Scott Herren knows the first million numbers of Pi by heart.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:40 PM
Scott Herren calculated Pi to its entirety, but if he were to write the number down, the universe would implode in upon itself. Scott Herren bears a heavy burden.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 10:41 PM
Scott Herren invented the 'Scott Herren Grill' but then lost the patent to George Foreman in a poker game.

Scott Herren also lost the WBU world boxing title to George Foreman. However this was not in a card game, but in a boxing match.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:41 PM
Scott Herren knows the first million numbers of Pi by heart.
It begins! Scott Herren predicted this coincidence would be the first sign of the apocalypse.

jimmymcmahon2001
01-20-2004, 10:42 PM
It begins! Scott Herren predicted this coincidence would be the first sign of the apocalypse.
He also predicted my gf would say this

What's A Glove: My pants fell off

and she did

Scott Herren is a genious

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 10:44 PM
Scott Herren was the first to make an apple tree by cross breeding bamboo with a piece of glass.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 10:46 PM
It begins! Scott Herren predicted this coincidence would be the first sign of the apocalypse.

This was predicted in Scott Herren's follow-up to the Bible. It failed horribly at the time, but eventually became the inspiration for Michael Jackson's Thriller album. This was a great success for all involved, and it pleased Scott Herren greatly.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:46 PM
Scott Herren can drink an entire bottle of Gin and still be fine to drive.

EDIT: Two whole bottles.

Bad Influence
01-20-2004, 10:46 PM
scott herren beat mario 3 in five minutes without any flutes and ended with 50,000,000 lives.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:47 PM
Scott Herren was the first person on the internet to post the All Your Base Are Belong To Us clip.

Bad Influence
01-20-2004, 10:47 PM
scott herren wrote the whole story to final fantasy 7 on the back of his school notebook.

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 10:48 PM
Scott Herren is my real daddy.


Scott Herren was the first to ever shoot 50 cent. many others followed his example.

jimmymcmahon2001
01-20-2004, 10:48 PM
Scott Herren was the inspiration for this amazing thread

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:49 PM
Scott Herren shot John Lennon, but few people know that John Lennon was in fact a murderous robot with a penchant for buggery.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 10:50 PM
Scott Herren proved that the world was round. He did this by throwing a stone and waiting for it return to him after going all the way around the world.

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 10:50 PM
Scott Herren shot John Lennon, but few people know that John Lennon was in fact a murderous robot with a penchant for buggery.
Scott Herren WAS John Lennon, and when he shot himself, he dodged the bullet with his super speed, and changed his name to Scott Herren.

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 10:51 PM
Scott Herren invented the lightbulb and gave it to Thomas Edison for a birthday present.

Bad Influence
01-20-2004, 10:51 PM
with brute force, scott herren pushed the joined 7 continents apart from each other and shaped the flat world into a sphere.

Eccles
01-20-2004, 10:52 PM
It is alleged that Scott Herren ate all the pies. The jury is still in session.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 10:52 PM
Scott Herren invented the first ever eating utensils.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:53 PM
Scott Herren is solely responsible for the rings around Saturn. He just thought it could use a little sprucing up, is all.

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 10:53 PM
Scott Herren proved that the world was round. He did this by throwing a stone and waiting for it return to him after going all the way around the world.


The world used to be, in fact, flat, but then Scott Herren slew the gigantic elephants upon which the world lay upon with naught but a blade of steel and a heart of gold. He then pulled the world into a sphere so Columbus could discover America.

Maveryck
01-20-2004, 10:53 PM
Scott Herren invented colour television by catching a rainbow and giving it to the major tv networks to put in their cameramen, except he doesn't give it to the newspaper guys, 'cause they aren't cool enough for Scott Herren and his rainbowness.

He also owns the fifth largest egg-timer factory in northern Delaware, and discovered Vitamin Q, which he's keeping a secret until December 20th, 2012 (just to be on the safe side).

Bad Influence
01-20-2004, 10:54 PM
(5 char rule)

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 10:54 PM
Scott Herren was one who said to the designers of Mario, "Why don't you just have them save a princess?"

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 10:54 PM
Scott Herren lives on Jupiter, and fights cat-bugs from the sun.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 10:54 PM
Legend says that it was Scott Herren who invented mathematics.

Inside me
01-20-2004, 10:54 PM
Despite popular belief, Scott Herren was the first man to step foot on the moon. He was also the first man to step foot on Mars after he hand crafted a space ship in his back yard.

jimmymcmahon2001
01-20-2004, 10:55 PM
Scott Herren = Scott Herron

Im becoming a philosipher, like Scott Herron

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 10:55 PM
Legend says that it was Scott Herren who invented mathematics.
Scott Herren IS mathematics.

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 10:56 PM
^^^Scott Herron thought of that before you.

EDIT: To jimmy

Inside me
01-20-2004, 10:57 PM
Who is Scott Herron? Is he friends with Scott Herren?

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 10:57 PM
^^^Scott Herron thought of that before you.

EDIT: To jimmy
Scott Herren IS jimmy.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:58 PM
Scott Herren was the first man to discover that in fact, Scott Herren may not equal Scott Herren. His theory states that since nothing could possibly compare in greatness to Scott Herren, that even Scott Herren himself is not up to par with Scott Herren.

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 10:58 PM
Who is Scott Herron? Is he friends with Scott Herren?
Scott Herren was the first to misspell his name as Scott Herron. Jimmy was just trying to be like Scott Herren, even though Jimmy IS Scott Herren.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 10:59 PM
Scott Herren only eats frosted blueberry. None of that fancy pants chocolate s'mores fiddle faddle.

Inside me
01-20-2004, 11:00 PM
Eve was made from Scott Herrens rib.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 11:01 PM
The world used to be, in fact, flat, but then Scott Herren slew the gigantic elephants upon which the world lay upon with naught but a blade of steel and a heart of gold. He then pulled the world into a sphere so Columbus could discover America.
Scott Herren was actually the person who discovered America. In fact, Scott Herren discovered all the continents, thus saving mankind who, prior to that, all lived on the North Pole and nearly froze to death.

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 11:01 PM
Scott Herren only eats frosted blueberry.
Scott Herren invented the frosted blueberry. Scott Herren also invented Jeremy, who later invented MusicianForums, although Scott Herren IS Jeremy.

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 11:02 PM
Scott Herren made every perfect tab in the tab archives without listening to any of the songs.

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 11:02 PM
Scott Herren was actually the person who discovered America. In fact, Scott Herren discovered all the continents, thus saving mankind who, prior to that, all lived on the North Pole and nearly froze to death.
Scott Herren IS America.

Scott Herren also invented freezing to death.

jimmymcmahon2001
01-20-2004, 11:03 PM
Scott Herren invented the inflatable woman





and the man

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 11:04 PM
Scott Herren invented the inflatable woman





and the man
Scott Herren IS the inflatable woman.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 11:05 PM
Scott Herren built the first airplane which could fly from New York to London in 23 minutes but his neighbors, the Wright brothers, stole the idea and made their own plane. They then sabotaged Scott Herren's plane while he was flying over the Sea of Japan. Scott Herren escaped safely but aircraft technology was set back 100 years.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 11:05 PM
Scott Herren IS the inflatable woman.
Scott Herren is sensing an overused joke.

Spiral
01-20-2004, 11:06 PM
Scott Herren taught Tenacious D how to rock.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 11:06 PM
Scott Herren invented inflation.

Scott Herren was riding the atomic bomb when it was dropped on Hiroshima. He walked away without a scratch.

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 11:06 PM
Scott Herren is sensing an overused joke.
Scott Herren ivented the overused joke.

....

ok. :(

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 11:07 PM
Scott Herren convinced Yngwie not to play accordion.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 11:07 PM
Scott Herren is the creator of several popular video games, and he came up with the name Frogger. Before Frogger, they were going to call it "Highway Crossing Frog." How lame is that?

jimmymcmahon2001
01-20-2004, 11:08 PM
Scott Herren went to the mall to grab a bite. But then sr800bk came and said that Scott Herren IS a bite at the mall. So Scott Herren went on his way. But then Scott Herren noticed a dog choking on some chicken, so Scott Herren went to save the dog, and Scott Herren did save the dog. Scott Herren Then walked in that Scott Herren way down to the store. And to Scott Herren's surprise there was a Scott Herren doll, that looked just like Scott Herren. So Scott Herren bought the Scott Herren doll, and played with himself all day.

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 11:08 PM
Scott Herren fought the evil gypsies that were trying to steal my pancakes. He was blindfolded.


Scott Herren has a super X-ray vision that see's through X-ray goggles.

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 11:09 PM
Scott Herren deflowered Marilyn Monroe.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 11:10 PM
For a short period of time Scott Herren was the Queen of France.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 11:10 PM
Scott Herren Then walked in that Scott Herren way down to the store.
The Scott Herren way is actually the basis for the traditional way that models walk the runway.

jimmymcmahon2001
01-20-2004, 11:10 PM
Scott Herren, was at one point, God

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 11:11 PM
Scott Herren is the basis for the song "I'm Too Sexy", and every lyric in that song is based on a true story.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 11:11 PM
Scott Herren climbed on top of Mt. Everest twice in a day... backwards... using only his eyelashes. He would have done it three times, but he decided to swim the Pacific Ocean instead so he could come home in time to catch the late news on TV.

jimmymcmahon2001
01-20-2004, 11:12 PM
Scott Herren is Viewing Thread The adventurous adventurish adventures of Scott Herren. @ 12:05 AM

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 11:13 PM
9:10 pm Pacific time

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 11:13 PM
Scott Herren is the basis for the song "I'm Too Sexy", and every lyric in that song is based on a true story.
Scott Herren was so sexy, in fact, that his own hat could not bear to play second fiddle to him anymore, and after a long, drawn out trial, the hat was granted a divorce from Scott Herren. Scott Herren and the hat remain friends to this day, but say that they are just that - friends.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 11:13 PM
Scott Herren invented non-stick frying pans after many incidences when his special power giving solution that he calls 'Herrenitus' got stuck to the pan.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 11:15 PM
It was Scott Herren who thought Papa Smurf how to avoid being caught by Gargamel

Scott Herren is said to be the only person cooler than Fonzie.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 11:17 PM
Scott Herren has claimed that he is in fact the younger, surviving sibling of Anastasia, and really, why would we have any reason to doubt Scott Herren? We wouldn't.

PDWAB
01-20-2004, 11:17 PM
Scott Herren was so sexy, in fact, that his own hat could not bear to play second fiddle to him anymore, and after a long, drawn out trial, the hat was granted a divorce from Scott Herren. Scott Herren and the hat remain friends to this day, but say that they are just that - friends.

During Scott Herren's three city/country/state tour of Milan, New York, and Japan, it came to his attention that he indeed was too sexy for any of them. This revelation came after many years of soul-searching, and it is with only the deepest regrets that he avoids those places.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 11:19 PM
Scott Herren was the chef of the last meal between Jesus and his apostles.

Inside me
01-20-2004, 11:19 PM
Scott Herren was the first person to contract HIV. Six billion years later and it has yet to turn into AIDS.

Maveryck
01-20-2004, 11:20 PM
Scott Herren is one-eighth unicorn, on his mother's father's side.

sr800bkAGAIN!
01-20-2004, 11:22 PM
Scott Herren designed the Scott Herren doll, modeled after Scott Herren, made to the specifications of Scott Herren.

http://e.1asphost.com/sr800bkBassist/scottherren.bmp

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 11:23 PM
Scott Herren wrote the final chapter of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy when Douglas Adams was ill and bedridden.

Spiral
01-20-2004, 11:24 PM
Scott Herren bites off Frodos finger and falls into Mt. Doom.
OMG SPOILERS!

mutilator
01-20-2004, 11:25 PM
Scott Herren teaches fish how to swim as one of his hobbies.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 11:27 PM
Scott Herren designed the Scott Herren doll, modeled after Scott Herren, made to the specifications of Scott Herren.

http://e.1asphost.com/sr800bkBassist/scottherren.bmp
Though it is widely accepted that Scott Herren is in fact a being of pure light, and not actually photographable, sources say that he would heartily fucking approve of this doll.

Spiral
01-20-2004, 11:28 PM
Scott Herren first discovered America in 1853, he didnt tell anyone because he thought keeping information from the king was hilarious. He was right.

mutilator
01-20-2004, 11:29 PM
Scott Herren invented oxygen, because he though that Earth would be too dangerous habitat to live in without it. This presumption later proved as correct.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 11:31 PM
Scott Herren helped Oprah lose all of the weight she did by putting his lips on her belly button and sucking.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 11:32 PM
Scott Herren helped Oprah lose all of the weight she did by putting his lips on her belly button and sucking.
He later donated the extra fat to a starving ethiopian family, and though he was attacked by a crocodile while in Ethiopia, he slew the beast and then gave that to the family as well.

Bad Influence
01-20-2004, 11:35 PM
He later donated the extra fat to a starving ethiopian family, and though he was attacked by a crocodile while in Ethiopia, he slew the beast and then gave that to the family as well.

he then cut off his left hand, barbequed it, and served it to them as well. he then grew another arm.

chrisb750
01-20-2004, 11:36 PM
Scott Herren has been mistaken for Cheech Marin, Michael Clarke Duncan and a 7 year old boy all in 1 hour.

FifthAce
01-20-2004, 11:39 PM
Scott Herren has never dropped his toast on the side with peanut butter on it.

Bad Influence
01-20-2004, 11:53 PM
scott herren told the first ''yo mama'' joke

chrisb750
01-21-2004, 12:02 AM
Scott Herren fell 402 ft down a cliff and then got up, and went out jitterbuggin that same night.

PDWAB
01-21-2004, 12:10 AM
Scott Herren fought the law and Scott Herren won.

Inside me
01-21-2004, 12:16 AM
Scott Herren gave Buckethead his bucket.

crazyman
01-21-2004, 12:22 AM
Scott Herren wrote a song called "Fairway to Heaven", led zeppelin stole it and changed one word in the song, had huge success, but Scott Herren was too good a guy to care, he just turned his back and wrote another song intitled "Another Brick in the Stall" later to be stolen by Pink Floyd

wonder_steve
01-21-2004, 01:02 AM
Scott Herren was the first to tell Mark Hoppus he should play bass, just to prove Scott Herren has a sense of humor.


Buffy the Vampire Slayer is based upon a chapter in Scott's amazing life, they decided that Scott Herren was to good an actor to play this role (like Kramer playing Kramer) so they cast Sarah Michelle to try and act with a fractional portion of the talent that Scott Herren posseses(sses).

Spiral
01-21-2004, 02:42 AM
It is said that Scott Herren himself is the only true Knight of the Round table.

wonder_steve
01-21-2004, 03:59 AM
It is said that Scott Herren himself is the only true Knight of the Round table.

That's a rumor started by scott, just to throw bill and ted of his trail.

Eccles
01-21-2004, 07:02 AM
That's a rumor started by scott, just to throw bill and ted of his trail.

Scott Herren saved an entire family during the great earthquake of 1549. He was at their house for a "peasant meet-and-greet" when the earth started to split right down the centre of the house. The family, being the disgustingly moronic commoners they are, ran around like headless chickens. Meanwhile, Scott Herren jumped into action, held that sumbitch ground together, and saved the day yet again. This was somewhat of a precursor to the 1998 Springboard incident, to which I have already alluded.

Superfly
01-21-2004, 07:05 AM
http://www.stylusmagazine.com/feature.php?ID=94

Incredible.

Eccles
01-21-2004, 07:08 AM
http://www.stylusmagazine.com/feature.php?ID=94

Incredible.
Thankfully for this clown, Scott Herren actively encourages impersonators. The main reason for this is that their pitiful attempts to recreate his perfection reminds each and every one of us how futile our attempts to be Scott Herren-like really are.

RideTheSpiral
01-21-2004, 07:19 AM
Scott Herren can lick his own elbow.

SubtleDagger
01-21-2004, 07:32 AM
Scott Herren once took a piss out of an airplane and inadvertantly put out a fire that had just caught on a propane truck, after it had collided with a semi full of bunny rabbits being driven by Santa Clause himself.

WhatTheHellIsAGuitar?
01-21-2004, 09:42 AM
It is little known that Scott Herren actually invented sleep. Strangely enough, While testing his invention in the deserts of Giza, the ancient Egyptians, mistaking him for a god, built what we know as the Great Pyramids around him as he lay asleep.

SubtleDagger
01-21-2004, 09:44 AM
Scott Herren often goes by the name of Bill Bradsky in bars.

After an extensive study by the top scientific names in their fields, it was discovered that the world truly does revolve around Scott Herren, due to his massive wang.

Maveryck
01-21-2004, 09:56 AM
It's even been said that Scott Herren's wang is indeed so massive and dense that once a girl passes it's event horizon, nothing can prevent her falling onto it mouth-first.

Eccles
01-21-2004, 10:02 AM
Scott Herren tells me that that is not exclusive to the female of the species.

chrisb750
01-21-2004, 10:03 AM
Scott Herren help Joan of Arc load 2 of every animal onto the arc. He mostly captured the poisonous snakes and alligators by subduing them with his magical singing voice. When the great flood occurred he then swam for 2 years until he found land.

chrisb750
01-21-2004, 10:05 AM
Scott Herren had quick cameo apperances in every top 10 movie in the world.

Maveryck
01-21-2004, 10:07 AM
Scott Herren tells me that that is not exclusive to the female of the species.


It's not exclusive to the species either. ;)

Irish Nostalgic
01-21-2004, 10:14 AM
Scott Herren, let the dogs out.

sadisticmonkey
01-21-2004, 10:23 AM
Jimmy Ray asked "Who wants to know??"


........Scott Herren does....

Irish Nostalgic
01-21-2004, 10:27 AM
Scott Herren knew exactly what Willis was talkin bout.

chrisb750
01-21-2004, 10:27 AM
When Scott Herren was in the broadway play 'Cats' he played the lead cat and when he did a magical leap he farted. He then won a Tony award for that fart.

sadisticmonkey
01-21-2004, 10:35 AM
Scott herren once parted the red sea with his *****

Irish Nostalgic
01-21-2004, 10:40 AM
In space, Scott Herren could hear you scream.

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 02:26 PM
Scott Herren is a direct descendent of He-Man, and an indirect descendent of Optimus Prime.

incubliss
01-21-2004, 02:35 PM
so, who likes Scott Herren?

sadisticmonkey
01-21-2004, 02:47 PM
Scott Herren originally played Marsha Brady on the Brady Bunch....

he was fired after eating Bobby and Jan....

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 02:52 PM
Scott Herren apparently evolved in the plains of Africa, adapted to following herds of large beasts (elephants to buffalo to wildebeests), snatching up insects or other prey disturbed by their passage (and in this photo, Scott Herren is standing on a pile of hippo dung!).

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 02:54 PM
Scott Herren can raise the mane of black hair on his back when frightened or angry to look much larger, and supposedly can even roar to frighten off an attacker.

Black Ink
01-21-2004, 03:04 PM
Scott Herren was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs when he set the universe record for farthest throw in shot put by reaching the planet Earth. Consequently he was the first man ever to say "my bad."

Esp Griffyn
01-21-2004, 03:13 PM
Scott Herren laid down Metallicas studio guitar parts,not Hetfield and hammet.

Scott Herren Bench presses 4000Lbz.

Irish Nostalgic
01-21-2004, 03:30 PM
If you were in space, Scott Herren could here you scream.

Irish Nostalgic
01-21-2004, 03:37 PM
Although he doesn't like to brag. . .Scott Herren is quite the street fighter.

When the summer camp he and his childhood friend Pablo Picasso was raided by a horny, dark skinned individual, Scott proceded to rearange the offenders face with his dazzling technique.

That individual ended up to become Michael Jackson.

Esp Griffyn
01-21-2004, 03:40 PM
and if you unsrew his head you can see the Gyroscope of time...

sliver
01-21-2004, 03:42 PM
what the hell is wrong with you people... stop sucking this guys d|ck.

I understand it might be big and juicy but maybe he'd like some space?

dazed and confused444
01-21-2004, 03:43 PM
scott herren grew up in the sub-suburbs of vogon and wrote "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" on his way to earth and then with him and his army of beach towels he made the world a better place by getting rid of all those stoopid baby wipes that stick to your face and make you smell of vaseline/salty substances

bradcook
01-21-2004, 04:47 PM
I heard that all living creatures were female till Scott Herren put his thumb in his mouth and blew really hard.

sadisticmonkey
01-21-2004, 05:17 PM
Scott Herren wrote the song "walk this way" totally by accident.... he was actually trying to teach Aerosmith how to walk properly.....

BludgeonySteve
01-21-2004, 05:20 PM
0mg!!!!!!!11!!11!! d1d scot
ot har3en invenntt 1337!!!1111111!!1!1!!!11!!!!

Eccles
01-21-2004, 05:25 PM
Scott Herren ate my balls.

sadisticmonkey
01-21-2004, 05:30 PM
Scott Herren originally Pitied the fools...including Mr. T...

and the rest was history

Arcarsenal Ghost
01-21-2004, 05:31 PM
This reminds me of that SNL skitch the one where the drunk guys say all that stuff about "Bill Braskey"

BludgeonySteve
01-21-2004, 05:33 PM
*dies*

Scott Herren was the first person to die and then still finish his post.

*dies*

-rock not roll

*dies*

:upset:

*dies*

bradcook
01-21-2004, 05:34 PM
Scott Herren 1337ed rock not roll in the face, only after revealing his invention that felt great on the testicles, later renamed the automatic foot massager

Moniker
01-21-2004, 05:53 PM
I heard Scott Herren once faught Mohammad Ali for the title. He won, but quickly returned it to Mohammad and told ABC World Wide Sports not to air it because he felt sorry for Mohammad because he was black.

Black Ink
01-21-2004, 05:56 PM
Scott Herren once led the French to a victory in battle, the moment after he left the nation however was again invaded, and all written records of the victory were lost forever.

KaptainKool
01-21-2004, 05:56 PM
Scott Herren cured the black plague. How?, you ask. He went back in time in his newly invented time machine.

KaptainKool
01-21-2004, 05:58 PM
Scott Herren created the George Forman Grill, but then gave it to George Forman, so that he could sell it.

KaptainKool
01-21-2004, 06:00 PM
Scott Herren, a suitable replacement for......God?

Tails
01-21-2004, 06:02 PM
In the painting of the last supper, Scott Herren was in fact sitting on the other side of the table. He later re-painted the picture leaving himself out so that the main focus would be on Jesus.

On one fateful night, the moon, at that time currently being a big pizza pie, did actually hit Scott Herren in the eye. Scott later got his revenge by turning it into cheese. He now resides there as 'the man in the moon' and has all the cheese he can eat.

Moniker
01-21-2004, 06:04 PM
I remember when I met Scott Herren. He doesn't walk. Instead, he has people carry him around. It was hard to hold a conversation with him when he was at such a high level.

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 06:05 PM
Scott Herren invented the first robot capable of feeling love. The robot immediately fell in love with Scott Herren, and was subsequently heartbroken when Scott Herren informed it that their love could never be. Too depressed to go on with its sad existence, the robot hurled itself off of the empire state building and crushed a busload of nuns.

Eccles
01-21-2004, 06:06 PM
Scott Herren wants you to go on AIM, Ryan

Tails
01-21-2004, 06:07 PM
It is said that Scott Herren wrote, directed and starred in 'Highway Gangbang - In Da Butt'. He is now selling a 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII.

Black Ink
01-21-2004, 06:07 PM
Scott Herren was supposed to be made into a statue instead of "David." He was passed by however when they realized there wasn't enough stone to sculpt his member.

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 06:10 PM
Scott Herren wants you to go on AIM, Ryan
I'm at school and they don't have AIM.

PS: Scott Herren, yeah!

Fyunch(click)
01-21-2004, 06:12 PM
http://www.yorku.ca/ycom/gazette/past/archive/081899/current/herren.jpg
Scott Herren

Moniker
01-21-2004, 06:13 PM
Scott Herren was supposed to be made into a statue instead of "David." He was passed by however when they realized there wasn't enough stone to sculpt his member.
:lol:

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 06:13 PM
http://www.yorku.ca/ycom/gazette/past/archive/081899/current/herren.jpg
Scott Herren
Only one of many of Scott Herren's physical forms. Scott Herren once took the form of a swan and made love to a woman. I guess he carries himself well, or something.

Eccles
01-21-2004, 06:13 PM
I'm at school and they don't have AIM.

PS: Scott Herren, yeah!

Scott Herren is reeeeeeeeal sick of your excuses

(Just to clarify, I am not Scott Herren)

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 06:14 PM
Scott Herren is reeeeeeeeal sick of your excuses

(Just to clarify, I am not Scott Herren)
You are merely Scott Herren's messenger.

PS: Scott Herren co-wrote the Communist Manifesto.

Tails
01-21-2004, 06:15 PM
The song 'What Would Brian Boitano Do?' from South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut was originally titled 'What Would Scott Herren Do?'. Scott being the modest gentleman that he is, requested that the song not be about him and suggested his good friend Boitano be the main focus.

Spiral
01-21-2004, 06:16 PM
Scott Herren is the bear in Fifthace avatar. He also invented the month of May.

syrUsbilt
01-21-2004, 06:16 PM
Scott Herren starred in the adult film "Highway Gangbang II - In Da Butt"

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 06:16 PM
Scott Herren delivers your pizza within thirty minutes or less, or the pizza is free.

David_Lee_Roth_2
01-21-2004, 06:19 PM
Scott Herren is nothing compared to Rolf Harris.... and thats a fact.

Black Ink
01-21-2004, 06:19 PM
Scott Herren was actually the writer of the movies "Casablanca", "Gone with the Wind", "King Kong","Star Wars IV, V, and VI", "E.T", "Back to the Future I,II and II", "Terminator I and II" and the new Lord of the Rings Trilogy but had his name removed from all the credits.

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 06:21 PM
Scott Herren doesn't take shit from anybody, man.

Black Ink
01-21-2004, 06:22 PM
Scott Herren invented the yellow smilie face.

syrUsbilt
01-21-2004, 06:23 PM
Scott Herren doesn't understand why people keep using his name in sentinces.

Eccles
01-21-2004, 06:24 PM
It is believed in come circles that Scott Herren is the webmaster of www.realultimatepower.net, www.maddox.xmission.com, www.musicianforums.com, www.addictinggames.com, www.ebaumsworld.com, www.boneyourmother.com, www.thetoiletonline.com, www.newgrounds.com, www.consumptionjunction.com, www.yourallgay.com, www.wtfomg.com and www.scottherren.com.

Fyunch(click)
01-21-2004, 06:24 PM
Scott Herren starred in the adult film "Highway Gangbang II - In Da Butt"
:lol:
Scott Herren discovered masturbation. :p

David_Lee_Roth_2
01-21-2004, 06:24 PM
Rolf Harris once saved a drowning puppy from the ocean.. while at the SAME TIME signing autographs for orphans from the local orphanage.... with one hand.. TIED BEHIND HIS BACK.

pfff... Scott Herren, what'd he ever do.... :rolleyes:

BillCosby
01-21-2004, 06:25 PM
Scott Herren eats pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, and pizza at suppertime. Scott Herren put pizza on a bagel, and Scott Herren eats it anytime.

EDIT: dont want to get slapped

Tails
01-21-2004, 06:26 PM
Though generally being a peaceful person, Scott Herren cannot be referred to by the pronoun 'he'. If this happens, Scott Herren will slap you in the face so hard, you will swear you were just struck by a transport truck.

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 06:26 PM
Scott Herren doesn't understand why people keep using his name in sentinces.
We are merely passing along our knowledge regarding the legends surrounding Scott Herren, my friend.

FifthAce
01-21-2004, 06:27 PM
Rolf Harris once saved a drowning puppy from the ocean.. while at the SAME TIME signing autographs for orphans from the local orphanage.... with one hand.. TIED BEHIND HIS BACK.

pfff... Scott Herren, what'd he ever do.... :rolleyes:
ROLF HARRIS DID NOT INVENT A ROBOT THAT LOVES :mad:

David_Lee_Roth_2
01-21-2004, 06:27 PM
Rolf Harris knows why you spend so long in the bathroom.... and he doesn't approve.

Fyunch(click)
01-21-2004, 06:27 PM
Rolf Harris once saved a drowning puppy from the ocean.. while at the SAME TIME signing autographs for orphans from the local orphanage.... with one hand.. TIED BEHIND HIS BACK.

pfff... Scott Herren, what'd he ever do.... :rolleyes:
Does Scott Herren have a competitor? Scott Herren better not, because Scott Herren laughs in the face of all competition. Especially that guy who tried to start a fight with Scott Herren.

KaptainKool
01-21-2004, 06:30 PM
Scott Herren invented Rolf Harris.

Eccles
01-21-2004, 06:30 PM
ROLF HARRIS DID NOT INVENT A ROBOT THAT LOVES :mad:

Also, Scott Herren does not keep asking us if we can guess what it is yet.

David_Lee_Roth_2
01-21-2004, 06:33 PM
man, I am so sick of that Scott Herren guy.....