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kickandlaugh
11-22-2003, 08:29 AM
Lyrically battle me on a song of bootyholes. Here is a lyric from my latest song " A Love Song (Bootyhole)"
**** off bitch
I dont even like you
**** off bitch
You ****ing smell like poo
**** **** **** *** whore bitch
I ****ing hate you bitch
Die cami-bastard!
Burn in bootyhole hell!
Touch the bootyhole
Rub the bootyhole
Praise the bootyhole
Dookie in ****ing bootyhole
Hanging on sphcinter cant shake
that little brown bitch off
and i want to squeeze my bootyhole
cheeks so **** hard together
my hemmorhiods **** off as
well...**** *** bitch
dookie in yo mouth bastard touching
bootyhole rubbing
***** sucking bootyhole!
Agrotath
11-22-2003, 11:10 AM
Don't write songs on bootyhole
It's really stupid
Try writing something meaningful
Instead of something useless
kickandlaughagain
11-22-2003, 03:25 PM
But bootyholes are so cool.Of course, though, you have to feed it, wash it, walk it, take care of it, give it a good bed....and so on.But I will take your advice and sing about something else
kickandlaughagain
11-22-2003, 03:34 PM
"Anus" by my upcoming side project band, Wipe
(Intro Solo)
Ooooohhhh
This is my anus song
I sing it all day long
This is my anus soooooooooonnng
(Mini Bridge)
Verse#1
****ing ****
In my ***
Wipe it bitch
Wipe!
(Guitar input)
Wipe!
(Guitar input)
WIIIPPPPPEEE!!!!!
Whoaaaaaaa
Hooooooooo
Oooooooo
WIPE!
*** **** **** **** ****er
Get off my ***
Goo!
For I ****ing wipe you!!!
**** **** **** **** **** **** ****
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
**** **** **** **** **** **** ****
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
**** **** **** **** **** **** ****
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
Little bastard!
Suck my dick!
You're on my **** anus
So back the **** off
Watch out for I jump you
Piece of ****
No I mean
Literally
YOU ARE A ****ING PIECE OF ****!!!
s
Poo log on my ****ing anus!
********************************************
********************************************
********************************************
ENDDDD!
-is that better?
Agrotath
11-22-2003, 09:59 PM
Kickandlaughagain? It seems you got banned for spamming and saying oh booty hole. WHat is your favourite band? Bootyhole. What do you think of abortion? Bootyhole.
kickandlaughagain
11-23-2003, 02:28 PM
Actually I got banned for claiming Michael Jackson did something to a little boy's bootyhole and got banned for that.But I think it was for excessive use of the word bootyhole.And for my favorite band...I'd have to say the one that is most ridiculed, but also the one that influenced me to play guitar...blink-182.and or abortion....i think it is morally wrong and is Murder Incognita.But thank you for your extreme kindness and all-around good guy attitude;)
cytoplasmicblob
11-23-2003, 05:07 PM
uh, but why dont you say butt hole, or sphincter, or asshole.
kickandlaughagain
11-23-2003, 07:36 PM
BLASPHEMY CYTOPLASMICBLOB IN THE BOOTYHOLE'S HOUSE!I WON'T TAKE THE BOOTYHOLE'S NAME IN VAIN!!!...but sphincter is ok....but not butthole....too cool....and asshole....also too cool...
cytoplasmicblob
11-24-2003, 03:11 PM
sure what ever...(idiot)
kickandlaughagain
11-24-2003, 03:24 PM
sure whatever...(idiot)...OH GOD!did i just say that out loud?:D.Immaturity is best left to those who seek it ;)
Dancin' Man
11-25-2003, 10:04 PM
you made me laugh. now you need to be banned.
gaslight
11-28-2003, 12:54 AM
Kickandlaughagain, click here. (http://www.ignis-fatuus.org/wotw/stop/cartoons/shutup/)
fugazi_punk
01-04-2004, 05:48 PM
nice pic
cytoplasmicblob
01-05-2004, 09:33 AM
why does everyone bring this thread back?
gaslight
01-05-2004, 09:37 AM
It is unexplainable.
cytoplasmicblob
01-05-2004, 09:49 AM
i mean, its the stupidest thread that most people could ever concieve of, yet people including myself have this urge to post in it. maybe any thread with bootyhole in the title draws people.what evr happened to the idiot who started it?
um sombody's thinks about bootyholes too much...........but for ****s and giggles it made me think ...........THAT YOUR A DUM-***!!!!!!.......get a life an stop writing stupid ****.......sorry i wrote to much already
cytoplasmicblob
01-08-2004, 04:31 PM
orex, quit bringing back old threads noone wants
man i thought you were cool but all you do is crap on me so how about we battel.......................didn't look to see if it was old.................
gaslight
01-09-2004, 06:19 AM
Go go gadget [/close]er!
sorry about that crap up there i wrote that was gay of me .............we should at least try and respect each other we are all cool songwriters .........ya
cytoplasmicblob
01-09-2004, 10:21 AM
yea what ever MODS, PLEASE CLOSE THIS!
Dancin' Man
01-09-2004, 03:03 PM
no! dont close the bootyhole thread!
cytoplasmicblob
01-09-2004, 05:42 PM
ok, keep this crap alive! blah
notice how the guy who started this no longer posts here but suddenly lotsa others post n how we always call the original thread starter immature?
immature duma**,close this thread
on second thot, no ,let it stay as a monument to our tolerance
the collective has spoken
cytoplasmicblob
01-11-2004, 06:46 PM
yea...this is almost a spam thread, but not quite(whatever happened to that annoying orex character? and kickandlaughagain for that matter.
edit:whoo, two pages!
oh im still around .......ya i was and still am a newb.....but im aloud a few mistake's
huh..... you guys were new once too!...that is my last post in here and if u hadn't noticed after me it was only u 2 taking so in a way u were keeping it alive.......lol
hey man,i have nothin against newbs...i m not as old myself
and i just commented on the fact tht we r talkin long after u
i thot u were funny
cytoplasmicblob
01-16-2004, 08:22 AM
i graduated newbism awhile back i think
toddcotham
01-24-2004, 03:15 AM
A bootyhole song!
Thats real immature.
I thought you were dumb
but now I am sure.
I want you to see
how cool you can be
so be a real man
and write about pee.
cytoplasmicblob
01-24-2004, 10:06 AM
three cheers for booty hole revival! hip hip ... dang, say something
gaslight
01-24-2004, 10:08 AM
Do any mods actually mod this?
cytoplasmicblob
01-24-2004, 10:13 AM
no, i dont think so
fugazi_punk
03-16-2004, 07:52 PM
:Dthis is crazy.this is my **** thread you pig sucking son of a bitches. i was originally kickandlaugh.then i was kickandlaughagain.got banned twice by that terror something mod.for excessive use of the word bootyhole.and for saying something about michael jacksons excessive obsession with little boys bootyholes. you like?im thinking about getting a sequel to this thread. i shall call it 'The Probing of the Orphus :The Return to the Bootyhole.here i'll get a link in here to that michael jackson thing so you folks can feel my presence and tremble in your paul bunyans buttered skillet shoes.
fugazi_punk
03-16-2004, 08:01 PM
Check out this. I found this in my old profile. **** bastards.
11-22-2003, 07:26 AM #172
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Posts: 21 Ok.So i can't insult the other bastards-no im joking.But can i Insult myself.I personally think i am a porn corrupt bastard with no **** life and a vengeance on bootyholes.
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11-22-2003, 07:38 AM #173
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Posts: 21 By the way, is it ok to sing about bootyholes>I mean i love bootyholes.there the reason God gave us booties.Was to probe the anal region to pleasure the sacred bootyhole.
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11-22-2003, 07:41 AM #174
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Posts: 21 check out my A Love Song people.i rock you suck (is that an insult?)i prefer that as a slanderish remark to a general crowd.but i'll stop on your notice boss.how did you become a moderator.i wish i was one when grew up...except not a mxtab moderator....a bootyhole moderator....
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11-22-2003, 11:14 AM #175
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Posts: 455 ^^^ I looked at this guys profile, and every post is like that. So I'll make sure this guy isn't posting tomorrow.
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11-22-2003, 01:15 PM #176
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for real, that guy has some real problems.i know him.he's hilarious, yet stupid.
^this post came from me when i came back to Musicianforums as kickandlaughagain.
fugazi_punk
03-16-2004, 08:09 PM
I know, i know...i am awesome.....but here is where all my power fell....after the incident of accusations against michael jackson.
11-22-2003, 07:07 AM #47
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11-22-2003, 07:11 AM #48
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Posts: 21 how the **** do you change you avatar?!??!?!i think its pretty cool that michael jackson is doing this.i always need a pedofile to look up to....like a dad.....on an alcoholic binge and a sexually predator state of mind that just to be set on young males.by the way, did michael get the boy in his bootyhole?i bet it hurt.thats what i heard.he did at **** ranch neverneverland and all that coolkid stuff...
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11-22-2003, 07:13 AM #49
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O <after he got done with him
Luckily this picture can also be referred to the boys bootyhole
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11-22-2003, 07:14 AM #50
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Posts: 21 Poor kid...poor bootyhole.i not making this up!i heard this on a local radio station that the boy received anal and oral pleasures
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11-22-2003, 07:21 AM #51
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Originally posted by Imp
bit less than 100,000 mate. a fair bit less. was up there today, and watching it on tv.
The police say 70.000, the organizers say 200.000 so I think 100.000 is a fair estimate.
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11-22-2003, 08:42 AM #52
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Posts: 21 100,000 bootyholes!?!?!ALL RIPE FOR THE PICKING!?!?!?WHERE THE HELL IS THIS!ANY MOMENT THERE COULD BE A BOOTYHOLE MASSACRE!!!
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11-22-2003, 09:30 AM #53
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11-22-2003, 09:46 AM #54
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Posts: 21 BUT THINK OF ALL THE PRECIOUS BOOTYHOLES IDLE MIND!ALL OF THOSE BOOTYHOLES WAITING TO BE BUSTED INTO BY ONE GIANT MICHAEL JACKSON *****!!!
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11-22-2003, 09:53 AM #55
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(Before you read this, know that all i did was quote Idle Mind then change a few words in his speech to my advantage.);)
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Originally posted by Idle Mind
I think he did it, and I think a lot of the people accusing him straight away are being pretty smart about it.
I've posted about it in the thread that was in the Bootyhole, but I'm gonna post again cos I think people should think about it less when jumping to conclusions.
OK, the guy is obviously cool he's had an abusive childhood and been in the media spotlight since he was a lot younger than most people on here, so I'm not too suprised he hasn't banged my bootyhole yet.
From what I can see he just wants to live his second childhood, without all the crap in his bootyhole he had the first time, he wants to be a kid again. I also think he just enjoys seeing the Mega Bootyhole.
This would all go with the child molestor image.Don't you think he would go to the trouble and expense of his whole neverland ranch, with the arcades and theme park and everything, just to lure kids in so he could molest them?Of course, I mean, I know I would go there to torture my poor bootyhole...
Now, some people are talking about the case 10 years ago. Look at this from both sides of the story, Jacko could have just been paying them off with his bootyhole cos he knew he'd be found guilty. But on the other hand,he has some toilet paper, and he could've been trying to just get rid of the whole thing and not have to face a huge media covered trial, with the possibility of being found wrongly guilty for a soiled bootyhole.
Also, what sort of a parent accepts a settlement when their kid was molested through his bootyhole? I know that I would want nothing less than a bootyhole punishment pleasuring, but they accept just a big wad of cash? To me, this seems like thats all they were after the bootyhole in the first place.
Now look at it from the accusers point of view, with the well known fact that Jacko likes to hang around kids, everyone is gonna immediately believe them as soon as the short bootyholius"child molestor". Also they know he aint short of a few dollars,or bootyholes, seems like a fool proof plan to me.
Now, why would they arrest him without proof,except for a rugged, bruised, beaten bootyhole, well, there's the fact that someone accused him, I suspect that would be proof enough for them, they will be as ready to believe it as anyone.
Also there's the fact that they can set a rediculously high bail, I mean they just got $3million off him, I bet the sheriff gets a nice Christmas bonus.And a bootyhole.
Hope you read all that, and properly consider it before instantly accusing him and his bootyhole, I'll be back to post more if people pick up on any of my points.....or bootyholes
I agree with you.
fugazi_punk
03-16-2004, 08:16 PM
notice how the guy who started this no longer posts here but suddenly lotsa others post n how we always call the original thread starter immature?
immature duma**,close this thread
on second thot, no ,let it stay as a monument to our tolerance
the collective has spokenas for you.....i just straight didn't understand what you just ****ing said :rolleyes:
fugazi_punk
03-16-2004, 08:20 PM
yea...this is almost a spam thread, but not quite(whatever happened to that annoying orex character? and kickandlaughagain for that matter.
edit:whoo, two pages!And thank you for your continued, ignorant support. Hopefully, one day, we shall accomplish three-yes, i know, a near uber impossible goal to reach- three, full pages. :upset: they grow up so fast....*breaks down*
fugazi_punk
12-23-2004, 12:26 AM
Bootyholes Rule!
fugazi_punk
12-23-2004, 12:31 AM
Sweet! The undisclosed legendary bootyhole thread!
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