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Zmev
10-01-2003, 05:29 PM
i like to make mine as loud as possible, what do you do?

AMAC
10-01-2003, 05:37 PM
I just cover my mouth and sneeze.... you freak.

jimmymcmahon2001
10-01-2003, 05:38 PM
i try to keep my eyes open, doesnt work

DisturbedGod
10-01-2003, 05:40 PM
My heart stops...as does everyones.

RissaPoodle
10-01-2003, 05:42 PM
I sneeze really really loud.. unintentionally. And everyone laughs at me. I would so laugh at me too if I heard me sneeze. I sneeze like a loser.

Bad Influence
10-01-2003, 05:49 PM
whenever i sneeze i then go and make some toast

bassplayer18
10-01-2003, 05:50 PM
it can be dangarous to keep it in so i just let it out. i love sneezing, its like an instant orgasm!

jimmymcmahon2001
10-01-2003, 05:50 PM
i hate those people who like, sneeze, but its like the back of their nose. all you hear is, well, you know what it sounds like, they sneeze, and at the same time, squeeze their nose shut


ugh

Jesus Freak
10-01-2003, 05:55 PM
^ one of my teachers just does this little squeak sneeze, i just sneeze and see what comes out.

el doctor
10-01-2003, 05:57 PM
Ummm, I just do whatever comes natural?

bball_1523
10-01-2003, 05:58 PM
I try to keep it in and hold the sneeze, and when I do sneeze it's a regular ah choo, but i rarely ever get saliva coming out.

RockAndRoll
10-01-2003, 05:58 PM
I try to keep it in and I usually succeed, but it makes a really funny noise.

RockGuitarist501
10-01-2003, 06:03 PM
i just cover my mouth and sneeze loud

Retrovertigo
10-01-2003, 06:24 PM
dont you hate it when you sneeze and your head moves? ive hit my head hard more than a few times doin that :upset:

RedoX II
10-01-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Bad Influence
whenever i sneeze i then go and make some toast i bet it taste salty! :lol::lol::lol:

when i sneeze i try to make it as loud as posible

and btw, did ya know that if you keep your eyes open when you sneeze, they jump out of your head?:p

a little hint to people who try to sneeze with eyes open, dont do it;)

Metallica6915
10-01-2003, 06:33 PM
I sneeze on people sometimes.

sting-ray
10-01-2003, 06:52 PM
i try to sneeze as loud as a can to piss off my geography teacher.... i just basically mix it with a cough. :thumb:

Metallica6915
10-01-2003, 07:17 PM
:lol: thats great fun, teachers get so pissed.

:amaze:
10-01-2003, 07:39 PM
I all depends. If it's in class and I don't have a tissue handy, I hold it in a bit. Sometimes if I don't think it's going to be filled with snot I'll make it really big and loud.




:amaze:

enjoii
10-01-2003, 07:45 PM
I sneeze loud. Tis fun.

A Dark Wisdom
10-01-2003, 07:55 PM
I let it out and often see air and light saliva.

seditionary
10-01-2003, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
they go like "ah-flbst!"
lmao.
I always get a smelly hand after I sneeze

Firesoloist9
10-01-2003, 08:19 PM
I usually cover my nose and sneeze. It sucks when there's a bunch of snot that comes out then though. All over my hand :(

Pop music sucks
10-01-2003, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
they go like "ah-flbst!":lol:

I just sneeze regularly and cover my mouth.

Don't hold the sneeze in either, the force of holding it in may break a rib. When you sneeze the air coming out is 40 mph.

Mann
10-01-2003, 09:48 PM
I usually do this thing where I hold it in without having to use my hand or anything, just kind of plug up. Every once it catches me off guard.

syrUsbilt
10-01-2003, 09:51 PM
hahah once on dr. dean adel (sp?) this guy calls in and he says "I was wondering if medically sneezing is considered a nasal orgasm. I mean it builds up and when it finally comes you feel really good. If it builds up and you don't get it you are really dissapointed." and Dr. Dean goes "....I don't know what to say. You are so right."


When I sneeze its pretty dry. Unless I'm sick.

karxix
10-01-2003, 11:44 PM
in class = make it as loud and annoying as possible with some nice compression and long sustain with an ending melody :thumb:
outside class = quick sneeze, whatever comes out

Stevie
10-01-2003, 11:57 PM
"plug my nose and keep it in"

I got an embarassing story about that.

RideTheSpiral
10-02-2003, 12:12 AM
i tried to hold in a sneeze once while eating a hotdog. i ended up with large chunks of hot dog lodged in my sinuses (or whatever the passage that goes from your mouth to your nose is called). it was very unpleasent.

Maveryck
10-02-2003, 12:19 AM
I usually just try to spray as much mucus and dust out of my nose as fast as possible. It leaves me feeling very satisfied afterwards.

Moniker
10-02-2003, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by NachoChez
Sneeze onto my sleeve, so it doesn't go all over my hand. I hate all the people who don't even make noise when they sneeze; they go like "ah-flbst!". Learn how to fucking sneeze. Learn how to wipe you ass.

Owned. :D

Lazarus
10-02-2003, 02:23 AM
it try to keep my *** shut:lol: with different results :upset:

BrownSugar
10-02-2003, 02:24 AM
when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape :lol:

I just let it all out and see air and light saliva.

Chasing_amy
10-02-2003, 02:27 AM
i sneeze as loud as possible....it just feels good that way!!!!

sometimes snot comes out
:upset:

BigBadBooDooDady
10-02-2003, 08:22 AM
I sneeze loud, if I try to hold it back it feels like my head will explode.

LightningCow
10-02-2003, 08:28 AM
can never keep my **** eyes open.....:upset:

moderaterock222
10-02-2003, 09:45 AM
i sneeze through my mouth and not ym nose as strange as that sounds...so its like a cough

anti_kimi
10-02-2003, 10:12 AM
I like to be loud and obnoxious when I sneeze...

Moniker
10-02-2003, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
To each his own :upset: :D

dougefresh
10-02-2003, 06:09 PM
I try to sneeze as loud as I can so when someone says shut up I can say F*ck off!! I'm sneezing

TremorChrist94
10-02-2003, 08:58 PM
depends.....a lot of time i make a big scene when i sneeze....i do it loud and like throw my body as if this sneeze were killing me....

Pop music sucks
10-02-2003, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Maveryck21
I usually just try to spray as much mucus and dust out of my nose as fast as possible. It leaves me feeling very satisfied afterwards. Heh, for some reason I decided to do that, all the snot came out of nose and went my hand, all gooey:-/

the-american-effigy
10-03-2003, 04:58 AM
i sneeze

the-american-effigy
10-03-2003, 04:59 AM
and sometimes stuff comes out

Kristian
10-03-2003, 06:32 AM
plug my nose if i'm in the classroom.