This thread is an MX houseparty

[FifthAce]

Hey dudes, I just got out of classes and I feel like chillin', so come on in, kick off your shoes and relax. I've got the new Zeppelin DVD on in the TV room, and we've got Pop Tarts and Chex Mix in the kitchen. If you want to search around for something else to eat, you're free to. Mi casa es su casa.

Oh, I've got some Pepsi and (if you're old enough) some beer in the fridge, so as long as you don't overdo it, go nuts on that too.

If you feel like adding anything to the mix, go ahead, otherwise you can just come on in and let us know what you're up to. Oh, and Eccles, dude, if you HAVE to have sex on my bed, at least have the decency to change the sheets this time. Eric, if you hit on my girlfriend one more time, you're outta here, and Nacho, since you're my enemy these days, you're only allowed to hang out in this broom closet.

I think Spiral's upstairs having a shower, so watch out if you're gonna go up there, or you might see him naked.

Anyone got a song they want me to put on?

[Dark Jesus]

*enters*

Oh darn, I'm the first one. Hmm... I'll use this to my advantage...

*hides behind couch*

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by Dark Jesus
*enters*

Oh darn, I'm the first one. Hmm... I'll use this to my advantage...

*hides behind couch*
Hey man, no need to hide. There's chex mix.

[cods]

*is the naked guy on the couch*

hey everybody!

[robnathanson]

*walks in*

put on Achiles last stand my man!!

there we go:thumb:

[sr800bkBassist]

*hits on fifthAces' girlfriend*
*sr800bkBassists' body is later found floating in a swamp with 78 gunshot wounds*

[Dark Jesus]

*tries to scare cods*

BOOOOAHAHAHAH... aha... err...

That's quite an erection you have there...

Erm...

*hides again*

[ZEROthirtythree]

Originally posted by cods
*is the naked guy on the couch*

hey everybody!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg

[Tails]

*walks in*

"i have boggle. and cheese!"

[Tangerine]

*hangs out with Ryan and eats his food*

[Fast Food Junkie]

*comes in*

*eats chex mix*

*realizes hes not wearing any pants*

*teleports out*

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by xTailsx
*walks in*

"i have boggle. and cheese!"
hey, guuuuy!

[italic zero]

Originally posted by ZEROthirtythree
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg

*walks in...*
*dies laughing*


goodbye

[Tails]

*brings his own tunes to the party*

*puts on beat it* :thumb:

*realizes no one else wants to listen to it*

*turns it up louder*

[cods]

*spills nacho cheese sauce on pubes*


somebody is gonna have to clean this mess up...




with their face.

[faust]

i wan some beer

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by xTailsx
*brings his own tunes to the party*

*puts on beat it* :thumb:

*realizes no one else wants to listen to it*

*turns it up louder*
Dude, this guitar solo rocks!

This party needs more Twister

[Tails]

*cleans up cods's mess :naughty:*

[BlackStarDay]

Hey, I brought the bottle (a).

*just goes to chair and eats*

[sr800bkBassist]

hey fifthace, since you closed the "426th post" thread, arent you gonna make a "pick a number"?

[SpazzMan]

houseparty eh? If it were a gazebo party, id be all 'bout it.

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by faust
i wan some beer
What's your brand? If you don't like whats in the fridge, someone can always offer to go for a beer run.

[Fast Food Junkie]

*teleports back in with a fresh pair of pants*

"Hey guys I have the magical Risk board anyone up for a game.........."

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by cods
*spills nacho cheese sauce on pubes*


somebody is gonna have to clean this mess up...




with their face.

*idea*

*comes out from hiding*

I know just the person.

*comes back with FithAce's dog*

[jimmymcmahon2001]

*walks in*


*grabs the first chick he sees*

*pulls cock out, and fucks her right there, no one see tho, cuz we still have our clothes on*

*pulls cock out after 2 minutes, and cums on tails*

DUDE! sorry

[Chaderwisk]

*asks anyone if theyre good at geometry.*
*all shake heads, tells them to go to http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg*

lol/\.

[pluto-or-bust]

*brings the cheese*

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by SpazzMan
houseparty eh? If it were a gazebo party, id be all 'bout it.
That's out back, by the barbeque.

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Chaderwisk
*asks anyone if theyre good at geometry.*
*all shake heads, tells them to go to http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg*

lol/\.
*kills chaderwisk*

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by jimmymcmahon2001
*walks in*


*grabs the first chick he sees*

*pulls cock out, and fucks her right there, no one see tho, cuz we still have our clothes on*

*pulls cock out after 2 minutes, and cums on tails*

DUDE! sorry
Hey, none of that shit in my house. We're just here to relax, man.

[DrUmMeR_DoOd]

*Knocks on the wrong door, pissed*

[Tails]

Originally posted by jimmymcmahon2001
*pulls cock out after 2 minutes, and cums on tails*

DUDE! sorry

not the first time its happened either ;)

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by FifthAce
Hey, none of that shit in my house. We're just here to relax, man.
did you see my last post on the first page?

[robnathanson]

*grabs pluto-or-bust's hand*
*grabs her cheese*
*drags her up to the bedroom and locks the door:naughty:*
*blasts "comfortably numb*


:naughty:

[jimmymcmahon2001]

Originally posted by FifthAce
Hey, none of that shit in my house. We're just here to relax, man.

Sorry d00d, im just havin fun, u know u would do the same thing.




*PULLS OUT THE BONG!!!*

COME ONE COME ALL, IVE GOT A FAT 2 POUNDS!!!!

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by sr800bkBassist
did you see my last post on the first page?
Heh, dude, I'm not a mod. That'd be cool, though.

[Fast Food Junkie]

* puts on his "G Love and special sauce" cd then gets beat up*

[Dark Jesus]

Hey, How about some music?

*phones the local DJ, Ill Mitch*

*Ill Mitch arrives and raps while punching*

http://www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=194540&q=Hi

[SpazzMan]

*is all alone in the gazebo because everyone else is inside getting jiggy at the houseparty*

*:upset:*

*fingers FifthAce's neighbours' cat*

*:naughty:*

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by FifthAce
Heh, dude, I'm not a mod. That'd be cool, though.
??
i thought you closed it, though...
or was that just you posting, and litnin closing?

[cods]

*spills salsa on my knob*

OH SNAP!


...you know the drill...

[IHaveRickets]

/me macks on cods.

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by cods
*spills salsa on my knob*

OH SNAP!


...you know the drill...
Stop spilling various foods on your crotch :mad:

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by cods
*spills salsa on my knob*

OH SNAP!


...you know the drill...
*brings in Aces dog*

*Aces dog= xtailsx*
:naughty:

[Dark Jesus]

*takes a hit off the bong*

It's oregano.

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by NachoChez
I closed it :)
oh!
well shouldnt you start a number thread, then?

[Puppetzmaster87]

*comes to party 3 hours late*














*realizes I wasn't invited* :upset:

[Chaderwisk]

*pretends to break leg*
*calls erotic dancer nurses for everyone!*
yah!

[robnathanson]

Originally posted by NachoChez
I closed it :)

and thats why we love you....

or at least I do

[Tails]

Originally posted by sr800bkBassist
*brings in Aces dog*

*Aces dog= xtailsx*
:naughty:

im not a dog im a fox:cool:
but ill clean it up anyway:naughty:

[Tangerine]

*Has sex in Fifthace's bed*

Come on, he has to have sex at his own party

[Just Like That]

parties are fun! *has too much sugar* wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! *breaks a cd here and there* *gets escorted out by some creepy guys with scars*

[Useless Hope]

Originally posted by pluto-or-bust
*brings the cheese*

I'm actually eating cheese right now.

:cool:

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by Tangerine
*Has sex in Fifthace's bed*

Come on, he has to have sex at his own party
Well, just so long as it was with me.

[Dark Jesus]

*hits on Useless Hope*

Hey baby...

Let's do it in Ace's bed :naughty:

[Chaderwisk]

i just got a huge craving for cheese right now..brb.

[pluto-or-bust]

*grabs him and says, dont forget the cheese*
*pulls him closer to her*
*say yummy, you and my cheese*

[Fast Food Junkie]

*sets up a table with monopoly. Picks out the little shoe waits for others to join in on the game*

[robnathanson]

Originally posted by Useless Hope
I'm actually eating cheese right now.

:cool:

I'm eating Pluto's cheese.....so there;)

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Fast Food Junkie
*sets up a table with monopoly. Picks out the little shoe waits for others to join in on the game*
*beats up fast food junkie with gameboard in a drunken rage*

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by sr800bkBassist
*beats up fast food junkie with gameboard in a drunken rage*
Dude, just be the dog or something.

[Puppetzmaster87]

Originally posted by Fast Food Junkie
*sets up a table with monopoly. Picks out the little shoe waits for others to join in on the game*

I'm bank dude, called it.

[jimmymcmahon2001]

Originally posted by Dark Jesus
*takes a hit off the bong*

It's oregano.

bullshit its oregano, i grew this myself.

*takes a hit*

see, i anc brely spelel new

[Tiger]

*Walks in*

*waves hello*

[robnathanson]

Originally posted by pluto-or-bust
*grabs him and says, dont forget the cheese*
*pulls him closer to her*
*say yummy, you and my cheese*

was that to me?

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by FifthAce
Dude, just be the dog or something. :upset:
sorry, 'bout that....
i guess i gotta stop killing the guests..

[Fast Food Junkie]

Originally posted by sr800bkBassist
*beats up fast food junkie with gameboard in a drunken rage*

* Depressed drinks up on the couch babbling on about his problems*

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by Tiger
*Walks in*

*waves hello*
Hey man, glad to see you showed! Have a beer! There's chex mix!

[Tangerine]

I call the horse and cowboy guy

[Tails]

Originally posted by Fast Food Junkie
*sets up a table with monopoly. Picks out the little shoe waits for others to join in on the game*

ill be the hat

*shakes fist at others trying to get hat* :angry:

[SpazzMan]

*spikes the punch*

(a)

[sr800bkBassist]

hey guys, the monopoly game's off!
i already beat junkie to death with it!
:evil:

[jimmymcmahon2001]

i got the car!

[Dark Jesus]

*takes out a portion of special stash from pocket*

I guarantee this is not oregano.

*places it in bong and lights up, bong starts to melt*

*takes a hit, eyes redden to the point where they are evil*

[jimmymcmahon2001]

gimmie soma that!!

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Dark Jesus


I guarantee this is not oregano.

it paprika :)

[DrUmMeR_DoOd]

'' Heeeey, will someone unlock this **** closet ? ''

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by Dark Jesus
*takes out a portion of special stash from pocket*

I guarantee this is not oregano.

*places it in bong and lights up, bong starts to melt*

*takes a hit, eyes redden to the point where they are evil*
When you get the munchies, remember, there's chex mix and pop tarts. No one else has brought any food yet :(

[jimmymcmahon2001]

either way, im stoned




*jerks off onto the monopoly board


oops
sorz guys

[Dark Jesus]

*blows smoke in sr800bkBassist's face*

[robnathanson]

Originally posted by xTailsx
ill be the hat

*shakes fist at others trying to get hat* :angry:

*tries to take the hat*


*get's beat up by tails*

*takes the car instead*



:upset:

*really had hopes set on the hat*

[Tails]

*runs from evil dark jesus*

*opens closet door to hide*

*catches sr800 with a blowup doll :eek:*

[jimmymcmahon2001]

YOU TOOK MY FUCKNG CAR, GIVE IT BACK

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Dark Jesus
*blows smoke in sr800bkBassist's face*
*blows paprika into dark jesus's face*

[pluto-or-bust]

*and had to leave*
*bye*
*leaves fast*
*will come back later*

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by xTailsx
*runs from evil dark jesus*

*opens closet door to hide*

*catches sr800 with a blowup doll :eek:*
Dude, Nacho is gonna get out!

Actually, come to think of it, Nacho if you want, you can come hang out with the rest of us. This party's not about grudges :)

[cods]

*spills honey mustard sauce on ye olde cack*

just look at that...


what a shame.

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by xTailsx
*runs from evil dark jesus*

*opens closet door to hide*

*catches sr800 with a blowup doll :eek:*
i swear, were just friends!!!!

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by cods
*spills honey mustard sauce on ye olde cack*

just look at that...


what a shame.
Dude, you're paying to get my couch cleaned.

[sr800bkBassist]

*unzips blowup doll*

*cods= hiding inside it*
:naughty:

[Tails]

Originally posted by cods
*spills honey mustard sauce on ye olde cack*

just look at that...


what a shame.

*cleans cods for the third time*;)

[cods]

:upset:.


*writes check*

*spills ink on wang*


oh damn.

[robnathanson]

Originally posted by pluto-or-bust
*and had to leave*
*bye*
*leaves fast*
*will come back later*

*chases pluto or bust to the door*

*waves goodbye*


I'll still have comfortably numb and your cheese when you get back;)

:thumb:


*sits waiting in seductive position*

[Fast Food Junkie]

** Wants to know if anybody wants to make prank phone calls**

[anti_kimi]

Originally posted by Fast Food Junkie
** Wants to know if anybody wants to make prank phone calls**

sure...I'm in.... :thumb:

[Tails]

*prank calls fast food junkie*

[Bill]

Hey guys, whats going on in this thread?

[PIGS(1 different one)]

*has a few beers*

*sexes up all the ladies*

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Bill
Hey guys, whats going on in this thread?
LOOOOOO-SERRRRRRRR!
LOLOOLLOLOOLZZZLOL!!!1!!!!11111!!!!!!!!1
:cool:

[Tangerine]

*brings pizza* (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/351926/pizza.gif)

[Tangerine]

Hey Bill, do you have stairs in your house?

[Tails]

Originally posted by Tangerine
*brings pizza* (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/351926/pizza.gif)

*grabs a slice..... or six :upset:*

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by Bill
Hey guys, whats going on in this thread?
Not much man just hanging out. There's pizza. And chex mix.

[big69]

/me pulls out cock

[Fast Food Junkie]

Originally posted by xTailsx
*prank calls fast food junkie*

**is tricked by tails' cunning question about the refridgerator... realizes his stupidity and crys in the corner :upset: his monopoly board has jizz on it to :confused: **

[Mekkalayakay]

*missed the party*

I was with dear old mummy... :upset:

[Tails]

Originally posted by FifthAce
Not much man just hanging out. There's pizza. And chex mix.

ahem. dont forget my boggle and cheese :mad:

[Puppetzmaster87]

*get's Cods drunk*

*sticks it in his butt*

[cods]

*enjoys*


*spills cat food on cizzock*


hey! did anybody bring a cat?

[robnathanson]

*computer is laggin.....goes away for night*


*comes back and falls asleep on the couch is a seductive position*

[IHaveRickets]

/me donkeypunches brycey.

Wait, his annoying ass isn't here. :eek: Then who'd I donkeypunch?!

/me runs away giggling.

TEEHEEHEEHEE

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by cods
*enjoys*


*spills cat food on cizzock*


hey! did anybody bring a cat?
You stay away from Steve.

[Tails]

Originally posted by robnathanson
*computer is laggin.....goes away for night*


*comes back and falls asleep on the couch is a seductive position*

*takes full advantage :naughty:*

[sr800bkBassist]

*brings coke* (http://uranus.it.swin.edu.au/~jn/images/coke-can.jpg)

[Tangerine]

*brings a cat* (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/351926/chubbykitten.jpg)

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by sr800bkBassist
*brings coke* (http://uranus.it.swin.edu.au/~jn/images/coke-can.jpg)
I don't think that's enough for everyone, man.

[Dark Jesus]

The effects of the evil weed:

http://scanner_1.tripod.com/damien.jpg

(copy and paste in new window)

[Mekkalayakay]

realizes he is the loser of the party standing under the loser sign..

*dumbass bitch donkey! Stay away!


*gives everyone vodka*

[Puppetzmaster87]

Originally posted by cods
*enjoys*


*spills cat food on cizzock*


hey! did anybody bring a cat?

I can play the role of a cat :naughty:


*wonders how long before thread is closed*

Meh, 8 minutes, so at ??:44.

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Tangerine
*brings a cat* (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/351926/chubbykitten.jpg)
*huggles cat*

[Fast Food Junkie]

Originally posted by Tangerine
*brings a cat* (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/351926/chubbykitten.jpg)


*contemplates having anal sex with tangerine's cat**

[Sonor3k1]

*Walks In*

*Puts in a request for "Stairway To Heaven"*

*Takes out air guitar*

*Jams to Stairway on Air guitar*

Woohoo!

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by FifthAce
I don't think that's enough for everyone, man.
SHARE!!!
:evil: :angry:

[SpazzMan]

Originally posted by Tangerine
*brings pizza* (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/351926/pizza.gif)

Take it back, it has red holes all over it :-/

[cods]

Originally posted by Tangerine
*brings a cat* (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/351926/chubbykitten.jpg)

*gets cat drunk*

*takes advantage of cat*

[Tangerine]

No leave the poor fat kitty alone. Steve is off limits too

[Dark Jesus]

*is on Steve*

Who's Steve?

[SpazzMan]

Thats the neighbours cat i fondled earlier :cool:

[Mekkalayakay]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
realizes he is the loser of the party standing under the loser sign..

*dumbass bitch donkey! Stay away!


*gives everyone vodka*


who brought the donkey?????

[Puppetzmaster87]

Originally posted by cods
*gets cat drunk*

*takes advantage of cat*

The cat would have to be drunk to want to do anything with you.

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Sonor3k1
*Walks In*

*Puts in a request for "Stairway To Heaven"*

*Takes out air guitar*

*Jams to Stairway on Air guitar*

Woohoo!
*points to sign*

NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

[TonyChoyIsGod]

It looks like I arrived a little late......

Party still on or what?

[Tails]

Originally posted by cods
*gets cat drunk*

*takes advantage of cat*

*gets cods drunk*

*takes advantage of cods*

now lets see how you like it:mad:

[PIGS(1 different one)]

Originally posted by SpazzMan
Thats the neighbours cat i fondled earlier :cool:

Well I am about to fondle you...

Get back here! :angry:

[Puppetzmaster87]

Wow, this has to be a new spamming record, 8 pages in like 15 minutes.

[DrUmMeR_DoOd]

*is still trapped in the closet*

*gets out lighter to see what the fuck is going on*

*closet catches alight*

[FifthAce]

Hey guys, Flatlinebassist can't make it, but he says hi from AIM.

[Tails]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
who brought the donkey?????

oh sorry thats lloyd.
were roomies :thumb:

[big69]

/me drinks too much and passes out...covering ass

[Dark Jesus]

Oh shit...

*lucifer arrives*

Daaad... come on... get out of here!

[sr800bkBassist]

*says "hi" to flatline*

[Sonor3k1]

/me grabs the 48372634th coke of the night....

[Mekkalayakay]

Originally posted by xTailsx
oh sorry thats lloyd.
were roomies :thumb:


lloyd was good! :thumb: :naughty:

[robnathanson]

*wakes up*


*Realizes he's been sodomized by xTails*

*for some reason wants more*

:upset:

[Mekkalayakay]

I think 48% of the male population became gay after this thread

[looozer]

*walks into the party fashionably late* :thumb:

[Dark Jesus]

*pulls down his pants*

I feel so much better now

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by big69
/me drinks too much and passes out...covering ass *chops hands off*
:naughty:
*finds some lube and a spatula :evil: *

[Fast Food Junkie]

**Pulls out the porn dvd and puts it on sits down on the couch in a featle position**

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
I think 48% of the male population became gay after this thread

I swear, I thought he was a chick!

Can't blame me when I'm this high off of evil weed...

http://scanner_1.tripod.com/damien.jpg

[Tails]

Originally posted by robnathanson
*wakes up*


*Realizes he's been sodomized by xTails*

*for some reason wants more*

:upset:

they always want more

muahahah!

*realizes how lame that was*

*goes to cry in corner :upset: *

[Mekkalayakay]

*pulls out his peter*

Anybody want Chinese???

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by looozer
*walks into the party fashionably late* :thumb:
Hey dude, I've been keeping an eye out for you! Have a pop tart, no one else has really jumped on that yet.

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Fast Food Junkie
**Pulls out the porn dvd and puts it on sits down on the couch in a featle position**
*takes DVD player and beats junkie to death in a drunken rage*

[sr800bkBassist]

*has pop-tart*

[TonyChoyIsGod]

Originally posted by looozer
*walks into the party fashionably late* :thumb:
Welcome

FifthAce is providing the snackage

DIG IN :thumb:

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by FifthAce
Hey dude, I've been keeping an eye out for you! Have a pop tart, no one else has really jumped on that yet.

*overcome by munchies*

I'll have some poptarts.

*eats some videocasettes after they are ejected from VCR*

[PIGS(1 different one)]

it seems like the hot dish this evening is spam....

[Fast Food Junkie]

Originally posted by sr800bkBassist
*takes DVD player and beats junkie to death in a drunken rage*

* kicks the **** out of sr800 for ruining his game of monopoly and porn dvd **

[Tails]

*finally realizes nobody wants his boggle or cheese :upset:*

[Mekkalayakay]

Originally posted by Dark Jesus
I swear, I thought he was a chick!

Can't blame me when I'm this high off of evil weed...

http://scanner_1.tripod.com/damien.jpg


you thought I was a chick??? Dude what are you smoking?

[looozer]

Originally posted by FifthAce
Hey dude, I've been keeping an eye out for you! Have a pop tart, no one else has really jumped on that yet.
I bet it's got spooge on or in it or something, but I like pop tarts and am too lazy to read back 8 pages right now, so...

*eats pop tart* :D

[Mekkalayakay]

holy hell! This thread gains like a page every 2 minutes!

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
you thought I was a chick??? Dude what are you smoking?

*shows him the glow-in-the-dark stash*

[DrUmMeR_DoOd]

Originally posted by DrUmMeR_DoOd
*is still trapped in the closet*

*gets out lighter to see what the fuck is going on*

*closet catches alight*

'' Does anyone care that the closet is on fire ? ''

'' FifthAce, You got a fire extinguisher ? ''

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
you thought I was a chick??? Dude what are you smoking?
he was smoking paprika :)

[Mekkalayakay]

drummer dood just came out of the closet! :thumb:

[Dark Jesus]

Who's that in your avatar? I feel like porn tonight

EDIT: to Drummer_Dood

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by NachoChez
*died in the closet an hour ago*
*buries self in the brown chex mix chips*
Dude, I said you could come out! There will be no dying in my MX houseparty. Good vibes only.

[Mekkalayakay]

*dies*

[robnathanson]

Originally posted by xTailsx
they always want more

muahahah!

*realizes how lame that was*

*goes to cry in corner :upset: *


*feels bad*

*walks to the corner and sodomizes xTailsx*

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by FifthAce
Dude, I said you could come out! There will be no dying in my MX houseparty. Good vibes only.

Is date rape a good vibe?

[DrUmMeR_DoOd]

Originally posted by Dark Jesus
Who's that in your avatar? I feel like porn tonight

EDIT: to Drummer_Dood

Some random whore.

It's not a photo.

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by DrUmMeR_DoOd
Some random whore.

It's not a photo.

Damnit, she looks like she needs a good spanking :naughty:

*spanks drummer_dood*

[Tails]

Originally posted by robnathanson
*feels bad*

*walks to the corner and sodomizes xTailsx*

*thanks robnathanson with a free sodomization(is that a word?)*
:thumb:

[Puppetzmaster87]

Originally posted by NachoChez
*resurrects self*

*busts out some mad dance moves*

U Kan't Touch This :cool:

Hums bass line.

[DrUmMeR_DoOd]

*resorts to putting the fire out himself*

*uses his clothes to dampen the flames*

*now has no clothes left*

*is naked*

[Mekkalayakay]

Who wants to spank my clown?? Any takers?>??

[Fast Food Junkie]

* feels depressed so wants to know if dark jesus has anymore weed to hook him up with*

[big69]

/me wakes up from drink induced coma and pukes on tangerines cat

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by Fast Food Junkie
* feels depressed so wants to know if dark jesus has anymore weed to hook him up with*

Have a freebie

It's because I'm in a good mood, and you're not ;)

[DrUmMeR_DoOd]

/me wakes up from drink induced coma and pukes on tangerines cat

Look, it's a tabbie now.

[SpazzMan]

/me ddt's doink through a flaming table

[Fast Food Junkie]

**lights up and turns on the Henrix**

[robnathanson]

Originally posted by xTailsx
*thanks robnathanson with a free sodomization(is that a word?)*
:thumb:

*enjoys it*

The free ones are always the best:thumb:

[Mekkalayakay]

looks like nacho was the only one to spank my clown...

[FifthAce]

Originally posted by NachoChez
http://www.injust-spring.com/squirrel8.jpg

eat it bitches

CHEX MIX

[Tails]

*thinks this has to be one of the fastest growing threads*

*has a coke and grabs yahmahns tush :naughty:*

[Mekkalayakay]

what tails???? I said the clown! Not the dumbass!!!

[Fast Food Junkie]

*gets the munchies and eats some of nachos chex mix*

[robnathanson]

Originally posted by xTailsx
*thinks this has to be one of the fastest growing threads*

*has a coke and grabs yahmahns tush :naughty:*



*is sad becasue xTailsx grabbed Yahman over me:(*

*grabs tangerine and starts dancing the lambada with her*

[Tails]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
what tails???? I said the clown! Not the dumbass!!!

oh well too late now :p
or is it
*contumplates the possibility of time travel*
*head explodes*

[Antha]

seeing that picture of the chex mix is making me want to eat :upset:

[sr800bkBassist]

*eats chex mix*
:cool:

[SpazzMan]

/me brings the meat (http://www.campus-cards.com/images/10-20-01Hotdogs!2.jpg)

:naughty:

[PIGS(1 different one)]

*knock on door*

"It's the police!"

*all the little kiddies run away, leaving all the older more experienced members:cool:*

[robnathanson]

Originally posted by Antha
seeing that picture of the chex mix is making me want to eat :upset:

*takes antha out to dinner*

[Tails]

Originally posted by SpazzMan
/me brings the meat (http://www.campus-cards.com/images/10-20-01Hotdogs!2.jpg)

:naughty:

i was expecting one to be a penis

:upset:

[Spiral]

Phew that was a long shower.

Also, which one of you fuckers kept running in with the camera? Jerk.

[Dark Jesus]

No ma'm, I would not like your apple pie.

[Mekkalayakay]

your grandma is sexy nacho! :naughty:

do I smell bacon???

[SpazzMan]

Originally posted by xTailsx
i was expecting one to be a penis

:upset:

zackaly

[Tails]

Originally posted by Spiral
Phew that was a long shower.

Also, which one of you fuckers kept running in with the camera? Jerk.

sorry i couldnt resist

[Mekkalayakay]

I wasn't talking about the pic.. I just think your grandmas sexy!

[SpazzMan]

*overtakes the stereo*

*puts on Urban Cookie Collective - The Key, The Secret*

*wigs out*

download it and wig with me yall!

[GoM]

This thread rivals MX radio thread in fastest growing ever :eek:

[Mekkalayakay]

Theres an old man outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I call first dibs on him!!!!!!!!!!!! :naughty:

[Tails]

Originally posted by SpazzMan
*overtakes the stereo*

*puts on Urban Cookie Collective - The Key, The Secret*

*wigs out*

download it and wig with me yall!

*downloads it*

*gets caught by RIAA*

shit there goes 2 grand

:upset:

[BagBoy]

Originally posted by GoM
This thread rivals MX radio thread in fastest growing ever :eek:

*looks down at pants*

Not the only thing growing rapidly


My rolli polli farm is duplicating quite nicely these buck cherry days :smoke:

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
Theres an old man outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I call first dibs on him!!!!!!!!!!!! :naughty:

Leave Jarviss alone!

[DrUmMeR_DoOd]

*sneaks into FifthAces parents room to find some clothes*

*can only find a dress :upset:*

[SpazzMan]

Originally posted by GoM
This thread rivals MX radio thread in fastest growing ever :eek:

Heh, it said "last reply by GoM" in the pit, i click on the thread and theres 3 more posts since that time :thumb:

[Fast Food Junkie]

* Has to go seeing that he needs to get a good start for school tomrrow goes to sleep fufilled that he increased his post count by like 30*

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by DrUmMeR_DoOd
*sneaks into FifthAces parents room to find some clothes*

*can only find a dress :upset:*

*find a two-foot dildo*

*with pubes still on it*

[Frankenstrat]

Aright kids parties over

*gets gasoline can*

dumps it all over the house

cigarette lighter...wait what am i doing why am i doing this o no o no o no

thinks better and walks away

twenty minutes later little tim find the lighter and sets the house on fire

two days later i get beat down by the police for arsen

[Spiral]

Originally posted by Dark Jesus
*find a two-foot dildo*

*with pubes still on it*

You're out of the party.

Sicko.

[Mekkalayakay]

turns back time and gets a dog to stick it up frankenstrats ass

[Tails]

*heads for bed because he has school :angry:*

[Mekkalayakay]

now its a real mans party! :naughty:

[BagBoy]

*kills rolli polli farm with jack daniels*



MUAHAHAHAHAHA:angry: .....*chokes*....MUAHAHAHAHA

*gets attacked by rolli polli queen*

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by Frankenstrat
Aright kids parties over

*gets gasoline can*

dumps it all over the house

cigarette lighter...wait what am i doing why am i doing this o no o no o no

thinks better and walks away

twenty minutes later little tim find the lighter and sets the house on fire

two days later i get beat down by the police for arsen

five years to seven years later you come out of jail knowing how to read, along with an enlarged bum hole

[Spiral]

Originally posted by NachoChez
Grandma Nacho made some cake (http://www.whittnet.com/images/tday2k_images/isabellacakejpg.jpg)

You promise me cake, and only deliver lasagna! WHAT THE FUCK! HAS ALL GONE WRONG IN THE WORLD!!!?!??!?!?!!oneone!!

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by Spiral
You promise me cake, and only deliver lasagna! WHAT THE FUCK! HAS ALL GONE WRONG IN THE WORLD!!!?!??!?!?!!oneone!!

*slaps Grannie around*

I said CAKE, you stupid bitch!

[cods]

*drops Nachochez on crotch*

somebody clean this...

nevermind.

*takes care of it*

[Mekkalayakay]

I find that this thread is a conspiracy of loneliness.. Nothing but adject moral capitulation to evil... :upset:

[sr800bkBassist]

*has beer with pope*
*goes out to a stripclub and shows him around town*

[jimmymcmahon2001]

PINEAPPLE DUMP CAKE!! MY FAV!

[Spiral]

Hay guys, whats going on in this MX houseparty thread?

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by NachoChez
In front of the POPE?! Did you even click on him?!

Oh yeah, sure I did!

I clicked on him all night long! :naughty: :evil:

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by NachoChez
In front of the POPE?! Did you even click on him?! its ok, i left him at the strip joint.
he wont be back for a while.

[Mekkalayakay]

yeah.. cods is stripping for the pope.. should keep the pope busy

[SpazzMan]

BWAIN!

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Spiral
Hay guys, whats going on in this MX houseparty thread? fun, sharing, happyness, and jesus.
please, sit with us and find jesus in your heart!
BIOOOTCH!

[Spiral]

Originally posted by SpazzMan
BWAIN!

Postcount +1?

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
yeah.. cods is stripping for the pope.. should keep the pope busy

Yeah, cod's penis is a hard find...





Not that it's hard when you find it :D

[cods]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
yeah.. cods is stripping for the pope.. should keep the pope busy


i don't have anything to take off.


*dances seductively*

[Spiral]

Originally posted by Dark Jesus
Yeah, cod's penis is a hard find...





Not that it's hard when you find it :D

Did I not tell you to leave?

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by sr800bkBassist
fun, sharing, happyness, and jesus.
please, sit with us and find jesus in your heart!


I'm right here, guys :confused:

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Spiral
Postcount +1?
Postcount +1?
;)

[Mekkalayakay]

I'm sure you can find SOMETHING cods.. :naughty:


anybody have a cork screw and a doorknob?.??

[Spiral]

Originally posted by sr800bkBassist
Postcount +1?
;)

what

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by Spiral
Did I not tell you to leave?

*checks if you're a mod*






*no, you aren't, good*

Hey, it's not even your house!

[sr800bkBassist]

Originally posted by Spiral
what
your post

....aw, nevermind.:upset:

[cods]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
I'm sure you can find SOMETHING cods.. :naughty:


anybody have a cork screw and a doorknob?.??


*pulls corkscrew out of...


it's a long story...


*

[Dark Jesus]

Originally posted by Yahmahn God of Wings
I'm sure you can find SOMETHING cods.. :naughty:


anybody have a cork screw and a doorknob?.??

How kinky...

[Useless Hope]

Originally posted by Spiral
what

Exactly. ;)

[Mekkalayakay]

*strips down to nothing but a toga..*
Rated pg13 for showing off his assets :cool:

[Dark Jesus]

Well dudes, it's getting kind of late, so I'll be back for the afterparty tomorrow... if I can find my car and get home...



...Help?

[PIGS(1 different one)]

yaeres i am geittng poret durnk tooo

[cods]

Originally posted by NachoChez
Taft does not approve


but i do.