The Locust

EditMolecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs (Compilation)


Release Date: 07/31/2012
EditThe Peel Sessions (Live Album)
1. How To Become A Virgin
2. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His
Office
3. Kill Roger Hedgecock
4. Straight From The Horse's Mouth
5. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
6. Priest With The Sexually-Transmitted Diseases, Get Out
Of My Bed
7. Cattle Mutilation
8. Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
9. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With
Delusions Of Grandeur
10. Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees
11. Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles An Hour
12. Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
13. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
14. Wet Nurse Syndrome (Hand Me Down Display Case)
15. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A
Cantaloupe
16. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys

Release Date: 2010
EditNew Erections (LP)
01. AOTKPTA
02. We Have Reached an Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a Shit
03. The Unwilling...Led By the Unqualified...Doing the Unnecessary...For...
04. One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation
05. Full Frontal Obscurity
06. Scavenger, Invader
07. Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel
08. God Wants Us All To Work in Factories
09. Book of Bot
10. Slum Service (Served on the Sly)
11. Tower of Mammal

Release Date: 2007
EditSafety Second, Body Last (EP)
1. Armless and Overeactive/Invented Organs
2. One Decent Leg/Immune System Overdrive

Release Date: 2005
EditPlague Soundscapes (LP)
1. Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Shape
2. Identity Exchange Program, Rectum Return Policy
3. Solar Panel Asses
4. Live From The Russian Compound
5. Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
6. Wet Dream War Machine
7. Listen The Mighty Ear Is Here
8. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
9. Teenage Mustache
10. How To Become a Virgin
11. Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better
12. Late For A Double-Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Watercloset
13. File Under 'Softcore Seizures'
14. Practiced Hatred
15. Pssst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
16. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
17. Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears
18. Can We Please Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
19. Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
20. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
21. Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Up Your Clock
22. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Disease, Get Out Of My Bed
23. Pick-Up Truck Full Of Forty-Minutes

Release Date: 2003
EditThe Locust & Melt Banana Split (EP)
The Locust:
1. How to Become a Virgin
2. Who Wants a Dose of The Clap
3. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
4. Priest with the Sexually-Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
5. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You In His Office

Melt Banana:
1. Too Rough to Scoop (Find a Grain of Need)
2. Creeps in a White Cake


Release Date: 2002
EditWell I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (EP)
1. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle - The Locust
2. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle - The Locust (Christoph
De Babalon remix)
3. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle - The Locust (Bastard
Noise remix)
4. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle - The Locust (Wizards
Of War remix)
5. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle - The Locust (Christoph
De Babalon remix)
6. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle - The Locust (Sinking
Body remix)
7. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle - The Locust (Kid 606
remix)
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle - The Locust (I Am
Spoonbender remix)

Release Date: 2002
EditFlight of the Wounded Locust (EP)
1. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
2. Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall of Mini Abs
3. Bring Your '65 Italian Carbine
4. Alas Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
5. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
6. Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
7. Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
8. This Is Radio Surgery
9. Spitting In The Face Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
10. Sever The Toes
11. Flight Of The Wounded Locust

Release Date: 2001
EditThe Locust (LP)
1. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
2. Brand New Set of Teeth
3. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
4. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
5. Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
6. Perils of Believing in Round Squares
7. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
8. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
9. Straight from the Horses Mouth
10. Extra Piece of Dead Meat
11. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
12. Backbones of Jack Asses
13. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
14. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
15. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
16. Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
17. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony...Yea Whatever)
18. Kill Roger Hedgecock
19. Hairspray Suppository
20. Cattle Mutilation

Release Date: 1999
EditThe Locust EP (EP)
1.Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangment (An
Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony
Yea Whate)
2. Prepare to Qualify
3. Kill Roger Hedgecock
4. Pain Reliever
5. Off by a Long Shot
6. Cattle Mutilation
7. #99
8. Head Hits Concrete
9. Hairspray Suppository
10. Ass Gravity
11. Keep Off the Tracks

Release Date: 1997

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