It’s been an agonising two days, but finally international football is back with the first of the two semi-finals: an all-Iberian affair between El Furia Roja (Spain) and the Not So Furia Roja (Portugal). Will today be the day we finally get to see Ronaldo cry? By which I mean it’s been a couple of months since the last time. Or will today be the day we get to see Xavi… no probably not… will today be the day we see Inies… will today be the day we get to see Sergio Busquets cry like the enormo-jawed bitch that he is? Probably not, but maybe he’ll break a nail or an arm.
Spain: Dark Moor – ‘Swan Lake’
Dark Moor are far from the best symphonic power metal band on the go, but in terms of sheer what-the-fuckery it’s hard to beat the eight-minute epic ‘Swan Lake,’ which appears to be based on Tchiakovsky’s ballet and the Russian influence can be heard right down to the bizarre lack of articles in the chorus: “Her soul will be swan until she feels the love of nobleman.” All in all, it’s good to see somebody still clings to some standard of medieval Russian romance. I bet Andrey “I’d ban women from driving” Arshavin loves this shit.
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Portugal: Extreme – ‘He Man Woman Hater’
Of all the countries featured in the series thus far, Portugal has probably been the most problematic (with the possible exception of the Czech Republic and Croatia) – in many ways, Portugal is just a crap Spain. However, while Spain undoubtedly has the edge in terms of classical guitarist, it’s Portugal (or, strictly speaking, the Azores) that can boast a true metal god in Nuno Bettencourt. Extreme have always gotten a harsh rap as Van Halen clones (frontman Gary Cherone didn’t help by agreeing to an unsuccessful spell as a stunt Sammy Hagar), but in Nuno they have probably the most technically gifted guitarist of the pop-metal era. Check out his ‘Flight of the Wounded Butterfly’ intro here and the face-melting solo around the 4:25 mark.
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Little bit of gender politics for ya there. You won't find this shit at wiredreviewers.com
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That said, Ronaldo's tears would be welcome alternative.
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Now I know when to keep my wildcard for
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anyway i hope someone can defeat spain just so that they don't steamroll any more tournaments.
BUT i also don't want portugal to win for some reason.
lets hope for a good match and no more penalty shots.
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and yeah spain looks mortal but thats because portugal is playing their best game sofar. each player is fighting to the tooth.
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Spain still have the majority of possession and more passes but it doesn't feel like it
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I know what you mean
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How?
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hope that the referee stops fucking us up tho.
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He had a few fouls before he finally got a yellow. I didn't see the replay but it looked like he should have been yellowed for taking out Nani a few minutes before finally being booked.
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Only 1 shot on target in the whole match so far
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Still, Portugal is playing way better, we deserve this game!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7HUMGvvwf8
^^Now that was a semi final
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with iniesta, xavi (okay i know he got subbed off), fabregas, alonso etc feeding him and putting crosses into the box i'm positive he'd cause problems
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"at least we're going to see a goal" - alan hansen
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"the only luck part is if the keeper jumps into the right direction, thats the only luck component."
this is why luck is a large component
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now serious: tommorow germany vs. italy. i hope we win and can have our revenge with both italy and later spain. it about damn time.
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Its immoral if Ronaldo doesn't win the ballon d'or this year.
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No.
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for that, Portugal deserves to be ousted
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"nani should have just let bruno alves take the third one, alves was clearly nervous enough already"
He wasn't allowed. Nani was designated #3 and he had to take it.
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As for shooting, it's not unlucky if you don't get it on target. There might be other factors, but not luck.
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Muito orgulho na nossa malta, deu gosto ver. VIVA PORTUGAL
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If you paid good attention to the game, it was like the portuguese read the minds of the spanish, they would antecipate any tricky pass. And don't get me started on the missed opportunities...
Anyway... 11 POR TODOS, TODOS POR 11! ORGULHO EM SER TUGA!!!
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that speaks for itself, now stfu.
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My dream team is fucked. Have absolutely no Italians. Fuuuuck, how can you actually have /expected/ Balotelli to do well?
Fucking Italians fucking hate them so much more with every match ugh
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and spain too... specially spain.
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Really can't stand Italian football.
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Wow, if Germany equalise now...
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Dude Pirlo and Motta will fuck that spanish middlefield.
I'll be supporting La Squadra Azzurra too, they were always one of my favs.
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No one has really explained this to me yet
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you can't help admire italy i mean they outplayed a fantastic german team and made them look distinctly average
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Lol, had Ronaldo captain yesterday, that didn't turn out so great. I was more worried about the fact that my squad was 6 Portuguese and 4 Italian (plus 2 Spanish and 3 German). Worth the gamble haha
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You want me to explain why I support a team? :P
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italy were great
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And I would really have to screw up to not win the fantasy league now.
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My last h2h is against you. I will dethrone you (not)
"You want me to explain why I support a team? :P"
I want to know why so many neutrals support Italy
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