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“I not only offer great sex but best spots in parking lots / I’m handy and got swag so you know this ‘tard is hot.”

Look, argue all you want but you can’t argue with facts. Vagina ain’t handicapped.





CrackwhoreBatshit
07.08.11
I'd tap that...with a stick maybe, make sure it's not dead.

DiceMan
07.08.11
by CrippleWithSwag

Satellite
07.08.11
why is this real

Butkuiss
07.08.11
I don't even.

CrackwhoreBatshit
07.08.11
It's all pink on the inside boys


WeepingBanana
07.08.11
this is.... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?!?!?!

still loled

Electric City
07.08.11
oh my god

psykonaut
07.08.11
god damn i love the internet

ButcheredChildren
07.08.11
gross

WeepingBanana
07.08.11
don't be a fag butchered

Kris.
07.08.11
i'd hit it

TheEnigma
07.08.11
I'm tempted to say this is funny bit it just...doesn't feel right. What the fuck.

Obfuscation24
07.08.11
why is this on the internet and why do i now have a boner

ButcheredChildren
07.08.11
"don't be a fag butchered"

stop dry humping retards and be a man, fuck dead bodies

Winesburgohio
07.08.11
I feel really uncomfortable right now thanks Dave

jayfatha
07.08.11
I think she's trying to tell us something.

Electric City
07.08.11
in this thread: sputnikmusic goes to hell

CrackwhoreBatshit
07.08.11
The meaning to life? Or that she really wants to get boned...eh, same thing.

chesse13
07.08.11
i dont know if it was the breathing tube hooked up to her.. but i couldnt quit laugh at that

Vesper
07.08.11
Hahahahahaha, this was great.

robertsona
07.08.11
hm not funny

CrackwhoreBatshit
07.08.11
The world could use more women like this.

Vesper
07.08.11
BTW, handicapped people making the best of their situation is always admirable.

chesse13
07.08.11
or whatever it was. i guess i dont get it then

Meatplow
07.08.11
oh god

tarkus
07.08.11
saw this like two days ago. i was like wtf

Ire
07.08.11
dave watches tosh.0

tkxxx7
07.08.11
oh my god

Winesburgohio
07.08.11
Yo Dave De Sylvia I think he meant 'quite'

Satellite
07.08.11
ahh, breathing tube humor

chesse13
07.08.11
"Yo Dave De Sylvia I think he meant 'quite' "

thanks. no wonder why dave's comment didnt make any sense to me

chesse13
07.08.11
lol

mynameischan
07.08.11
you asswipe laughing at breathing tubes

SowingSeason
07.08.11
umm.

CrackwhoreBatshit
07.08.11
You get strange looks bumping this around town

Acanthus
07.08.11
I don't know if this was the first video I should have watched since my Flash is back.

"nothing's an obstacle to me... except a staircase" was a great line

Deviant.
07.08.11
I giver her credit for making light of the situation, but yeah.....

Acanthus
07.08.11
I don't think youtube was the place, this could have been a rather intelligent blog post if she cut out the video and made the lyrics her main points/decided to not rhyme.

Athom
07.08.11
my friend's been bugging me with this for a week. shit's disturbing

Winsomniac
07.08.11
What the fuck did I just watch like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!

eternium
07.08.11
dear god

Emim
07.08.11
fut the wuck.

Emim
07.08.11
seriously.

psykonaut
07.08.11
yeah the internet has largely desensitized me but this still had me bamboozled

Sanders
07.08.11
Oh dear God.

I don't know what's worse, the fact that she willingly posted this on the internet, that we're all watching it and it's featured on a music review website, or the fact that her flow is worse than her ability to walk and breathe unaided.

Pharoh
07.08.11
Must be hurricane season...No droughts, all wet...


WTF

Pharoh
07.08.11
"still better than lil wayne"

this

Emim
07.08.11
"or the fact that her flow is worse than her ability to walk and breathe unaided."

well that was uncalled for

Sanders
07.08.11
Meh, if she's allowed to be blasé about her disability, why can't we?

Uranium
07.08.11
Hot, or not?

HBFS
07.08.11
dude..

Phil
07.08.11
Ummm, awkward. Thanks for letting us know that you can have sex even if you are in a wheelchair, I think. How old is she anyway? She looks 12.

Tom93M
07.08.11
urrgh, don't you just hate it when your gf goes on webcam...

Powerban
07.08.11
don't you love a girl who wants you to take advantage of her

omnipanzer
07.08.11
The handi-capable need some lovin too.

WeepingBanana
07.08.11
lol i know how everyone's making note of how young she looks. as if THAT'S why you shouldn't have sex with her

Xenophanes
07.08.11
"...or the fact that her flow is worse than her ability to walk and breathe unaided"

haha

DiceMan
07.08.11
"I don't know what's worse, the fact that she willingly posted this on the internet, that we're all watching it and it's featured on a music review website, or the fact that her flow is worse than her ability to walk and breathe unaided."

I tried not to but I laughed. You're a terrible person.

Baphomet
07.08.11
I laughed like if there was no tomorrow.

I don't feel bad because it's like if a black man says the n word methinks.

Emim
07.08.11
At least she has a sense of humor, even if it's wildly inappropriate.

Baphomet
07.08.11
^my point exactly.

IleftyspankedU
07.08.11
She needs a guest spot on the next Lonely Island album

Sanders
07.08.11
A wildly inappropriate sense of humour is the best kind. It constantly catches people off guard.

defjaw83
07.08.11
Words fail me. What the fuck, I mean what the fuck?? If I was to critique, I'd say she fell behind the beat a few times but on the whole I was impressed

astrel
07.08.11
This just isn't funny.

defjaw83
07.08.11
I didn't find it funny to be honest, just so surreal

Aids
07.09.11
...

Ire
07.09.11
fucking awesome

Ire
07.09.11
hey man ur not supposed to laugh ur goin 2 hell u sick piece of shit

Baphomet
07.09.11
hey man ur not suposed to tell people they're going to hell ur going to super hell u sick fuck

Emim
07.09.11
Can I have your Immolation shirt when you die?

FromDaHood
07.10.11
This is so ridiculous

Baphomet
07.10.11
In Super-Hell they make you eat all your belongings. So I don't think you want Ire's t-shirt, mimsy...

Whispered4tw
07.10.11
Can't even say this is funny. I feel bad for the girl, even if this rap is a bit stupid.

taxidermist
07.10.11
Those was some hard as rhymes.

chaseee
07.11.11
Dude this is sad. lol

pmmets07
07.11.11
damn. cannot unsee/unhear that.

Parallels
07.11.11
i feel so disgusted after watching that

Emim
07.11.11
"In Super-Hell they make you eat all your belongings. So I don't think you want Ire's t-shirt, mimsy..."

I wish I could post the picture of him playing guitar and wearing the shirt alongside my comment. that would make my day.

Yazz_Flute
07.11.11
Not sure if that was the worst or greatest thing I've ever seen.

Geist
07.11.11
Stephen Hawking should get all up on this ASAP.

Sanders
07.11.11
He's too busy being pushed down flights of stairs by his wife.

FilthyBorgir
07.12.11
I'm betting the blogger saw this on Tosh.O

balcaen
07.12.11
you can tell she's handicapped by the way she conjugates 'handicapped'

Blind
07.12.11
good for her, awkward for the rest of us

CrazyFool84
07.13.11
I'm not really sure what to make of that

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