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Meet Alexandra Wallace. Anybody who’s attended a reasonably high-profile university (or maybe even a crappy one) knows Alexandra’s type: pretty, rich and pig ignorant of the world beyond her gated lifestyle.

Earlier this month, the UCLA student and part-time swimsuit model posted a video on Youtube complaining about Asians at college. About how they have their families come over at the weekend to cook their meals for the week (not everyone can afford to eat out all the time) and disturb all her epiphanies at the library with their “ching chong ling long” phone conversations.

Oh and, seriously, you should go outside if you’re scared your relatives might have died in the tsunami because, honestly, some of us are trying to have an epiphany here.

Alexandra’s probably not a racist. As outlined above, she’s of a fairly common variety of over-privileged, entitled moron that congregates at almost every institution of higher learning because money > intelligence. Unfortunately for her, her stupidity earned her death threats from the usual throngs of anti-social idiots on the internet and she’s had to leave the school. Nobody should celebrate that.

What we should celebrate, however, is this rather delightful bitch-slap delivered courtesy of LA musician Jimmy Wong. The set-up is perfect, and the music is an oddly satisfying mix of Lonely Island-style perv-R&B parody and, er, Jason Mraz. The chorus is infectious and, barring some vocal blips, it’s really nicely recorded. Boyce Avenue got a record deal for a lot less.

Take it away, Jimmy…

And here’s the original rant courtesy of the lovely Ms. Wallace:





Essence
03.30.11
hahah awesome

sniper
03.30.11
have you heard rebecca black's "friday" dave? that could use a blog feature, i think she's possibly even more offensive than this ching chong girl.

Knott-
03.30.11
her tits look massive but idk about pretty

this is the only opinion i have to offer

AngelofDeath
03.30.11
LOL

Hope this guy does get a record deal.

klap
03.30.11
I don't know much about biochemistry but I do know I like dem taaaaaties

Essence
03.30.11
agree with knott

Knott-
03.30.11
hence why i said

look

defjaw83
03.30.11
But there still has to be some heft for them to look that big

Satellite
03.30.11
"have you heard rebecca black's 'friday' dave? that could use a blog feature, i think she's possibly even more offensive than this ching chong girl."

http://sputnikmusic.com/blog/?p=5967

IleftyspankedU
03.30.11
PERFECT! Reminds me of a song by The Bruce Lee Band called "Don't sit next to me just because I'm asian"

pizzamachine
03.30.11
oh look a girl I've never seen one before

BigHans
03.30.11
Song is catchy as fuck

iFghtffyrdmns
03.30.11
fucking classic

cvlts
03.30.11
well fuck, i wish my family came over every weekend and cooked me food and do my laundry. guess im not asian enough.

Satellite
03.30.11
my comment got deleted :(

AggravatedYeti
03.30.11
youtube ftw

Satellite
03.30.11
this girl subsequently received a shitload of death threats and had her personal info leaked online. she withdrew from ucla.

so there's a happy ending.

Defeater
03.30.11
"this girl subsequently received a shitload of death threats and had her personal info leaked online. she withdrew from ucla."

dumbass

Spec
03.30.11
Does anyone find it ironic that she said Asians should use American manners?

Defeater
03.30.11
i think it's retarded that anyone gives a flying fuck what some fatass bitch says from a leading dipshit university

theacademy
03.30.11
in case anybody here didn't pick up on it: there's also a dig on poli sci majors

lol loved this

Spec
03.30.11
There are a lot of annoying Asian people but there are also a lot of annoying white people.

People just suck all together.

ConsiderPhlebas
03.30.11
The chorus is absolute gold

omnipanzer
03.30.11
Lol, Other than the horrible lip syncing it's gold.

Fugue
03.30.11
This is brilliant.

BallsToTheWall
03.30.11
Senor Chang > all. You know what SENOR CHANG NEEDS TO Visit this bitches house.

Satellite
03.30.11
he'll chang the shit out of her

ConsiderPhlebas
03.30.11
Since when did people with boobs even have opinions

BallsToTheWall
03.30.11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUfVPKJCkQc

johnnyblaze
03.30.11
Dude killed it!
Nice blog bro.

Waior
03.30.11
MY KNOWLEDGE WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF

Satellite
03.30.11
YA BIT

DinosaurJones
03.30.11
As an Asian, that man is my hero, and I want to punch that bitch in the face. Probably, even if I was white, I'd still find her a bitch.

Satellite
03.30.11
she is a bitch. just because white people have the same skin color as her (err... minus the disgusting orange hue) doesn't mean we're incapable of empathy.

erasedcitizen
03.30.11
Lol there were sooo many girls like that in my high school. Except they would usually talk like that about the spanish kids.

DinosaurJones
03.30.11
Also, I WISH my mom came to visit me at college and cook my food, pay for my groceries and do my laundry :(

Nikkolae
03.30.11
holy shit this is awesome

RosaParks
03.30.11
enjoyed that. I'm gonna kill that bitch

Grignard
03.30.11
that made my day. thanks!

bloc
03.30.11
UCLA




Y U NO CHING CHONG TING TONG?

LegendofPittman
03.30.11
This made my day as well. Racism is stupid.

tkxxx7
03.31.11
it means i love you

KinkyFresh
03.31.11
honestly his "baby blue eyes" hook got me every time

Zion
03.31.11
The problem with this country is that people like this make it into college.

InFiction
03.31.11
This guy is amazing. What a man.

Acanthus
03.31.11
Ah a truly clever video response, I love it!


scissorlocked
03.31.11
hahaha, song is great

Emim
03.31.11
My girlfriend's roommate was Korean and an absolute bitch to her. Her family did come over and one time even tore apart all my gf's stuff because they thought it was in the wrong place. She also stole her iPod. (the list goes on and on)

Had nothing to do with her race, though, she was just bitchness incarnate.

AndManyMore
03.31.11
bloc = post of the year

TMobotron
03.31.11
"I swear they're going through their whole families just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing- I mean i know okay that sounds horrible"

I cant believe this bitch thinks she can talk about what is or isn't polite. I hate people like this so much. That response gets 10/10 from me though.

Defeater
03.31.11
yall beaner chink cracker swamp grass jig ding dong negroes can't handle this shit

theacademy
03.31.11
"The problem with this country is that people like this make it into college."


top 5 dumbest things ive read on sputnik

Defeater
03.31.11
he doesn't realize this bitch IS america

SCREAM!
03.31.11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccIwdzsFPMA&feature=related

thread needed womps

MassiveAttack
03.31.11
Well this girl's political career is over. My God, how stupid can you be to post this shit. Fantastic song. Her "polite, nice American girl" persona works.

Josh D.
03.31.11
UCLA is a really good school. This bitch must have some big spenders for parents that flooded the booster club with cash to be able to be on campus with this shit. Her arguments are as valid as saying "You don't like __enter any music artist___? Fag".

duckpride82
03.31.11
I just watched his A Capella version of the Super Mario Bros Theme, which is awesome as well.

Irving
03.31.11
The chorus of this number is amazing.

CHING CHONG....LING LONG...TING TONG....

North0House2
03.31.11
Why is it that people can't go a sentence without saying "like" anymore? She annoys me, lol, even if she is attractive.

lancebramsay
03.31.11
Song is full of win.

TMobotron
03.31.11
seriously dont think anything but her tits are at all appealing

crazyblinddude
03.31.11
Lmao nice blog. My buddies at UCLA get so pissed whenever this comes up in a conversation haha.

Emim
03.31.11
"Well this girl's political career is over. My God, how stupid can you be to post this shit. Fantastic song. Her "polite, nice American girl" persona works."

She had a political career?

Aids
03.31.11
I honestly cannot get enough of this song

InHumanForm
03.31.11
what the fuck happend to our icons

JWT155
03.31.11
Fucking. Gold.

Motiv3
03.31.11
well this will teach the bitch to think before posting shit on youtube. Hahahaha.

Hep Kat
03.31.11
excellent

Benjomatico
03.31.11
Pretty ?! Eh... More like plastic on legs. Song is amazing btw. .

2muchket!
03.31.11
I can empathise with that original girl. Asians do this all year round at my uni. Fucking gooks.

ShadowRemains
03.31.11
fucking lol

MassiveAttack
04.01.11
Emim...her major? As in she won't get any work because of this?

Irving
04.01.11
UC Lots of Asians.

gabethepiratesquid
04.01.11
It kind of upsets me that she had to be driven from her school.

Fucking politically correct asperger kids on the interweb.

gabethepiratesquid
04.01.11
Song's awesome, though

theacademy
04.01.11
"asperger kids?" what kinda pc liberal fruit calls them "asperger kids"



theyr aspies

Satellite
04.01.11
assburgers

botb
04.01.11
omg this rules

theacademy
04.01.11
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ass burgerz

Wolfhorde
04.01.11
Hilarious.

Zion
04.03.11
"The problem with this country is that people like this make it into college." Why is that one of the dumbest things you've read on Sputnik? It's absolutely true. College students are by and large some of the stupidest fucking people I've met in my life.

Defeater
04.03.11
"It's absolutely true. College students are by and large some of the stupidest fucking people I've met in my life."

you've led a pretty sheltered life then

Iamthe Nightstars
04.04.11
For some reason this song reminds me of the new folkier Dallas Green.

Counterfeit
04.04.11
http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac184/Never_Understand_Pollution/IAMTHENIG.jpg?t=1301950726

Iamthe Nightstars
04.04.11
Holy irony. hahahahahahah

Crymsonblaze
04.04.11
Song is pretty great. Girl is an idiot. Also not very attractive

Psilocyanide
04.04.11
"The problem with this country is that people like this make it into college." Why is that one of the dumbest things you've read on Sputnik? It's absolutely true. College students are by and large some of the stupidest fucking people I've met in my life.

Yeah why would we try to educate stupid people? That's fucking dumb.

Zion
04.21.11
"you've led a pretty sheltered life then" lol @ the uptight people on this thread... you guys seriously need to get over yourselves.

Zion
04.21.11
zomg he insulted college students ATTACK

Zion
04.21.11
"she’s of a fairly common variety of over-privileged, entitled moron that congregates at almost every institution of higher learning because money > intelligence" as if the article itself wasn't insinuating exactly what I was in the first place. But I guess college stopped teaching reading comprehension?

qwe3
04.21.11
nah i agree with psilo some people i meet here it actually makes my jaw drop how thick they are.

fucking college kids.

qwe3
04.21.11
oh i guess i agree with zion looking over the thread and actually reading it

qwe3
04.21.11
mostly

Zion
04.21.11
Well, I half-disagree with myself now... haha. I get everyone's point about being college worthy having nothing at all to do with being skilled socially or to put it better perhaps, well rounded. Of course a college education shouldn't be withheld from someone simply because they have some stupid opinions. And my generalization of college students, I withdraw. I made that comment because I live between three universities and still find it very hard to have stimulating conversations with people about anything intelligent. Could be that they're smarter than me...... ;)

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