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We all knew it would happen one day.

After clearly signalling his intent with movies like Men In Black and Independence Day (and probably others – what was Bad Boys II about? Did anybody even see it?), there’s not a person on this earth who wasn’t fully aware that “Turncoat” Will Smith had managed to breed with them and it was only a matter of time before his alien offspring descended on this planet to finish us off.

Damn it all, we just didn’t expect it to be this soon.

9-year-old Willow Smith… honestly, it’s one thing a father naming his son after himself – it’s a long established tradition – but a father naming his daughter after himself is plain weird, “alien” even. Anyway, 9-year-old Willow Smith has unleashed her first I Am Legend-sized virus on the world in the form of ‘Whip My Hair,’ a Rihanna-inspired number that’s been around all of 5 minutes but is never, ever going to go away. So get used to it.

Seriously, she’s 9. Her neck hasn’t even fully developed yet. This song is dangerous.

Here’s the video – you’re not going to be able to avoid it so you might as well just get it over with now.





Curse.
10.20.10
They are going to take over the world

Fuff24
10.20.10
song blows, but the video blows more. why are all the girls dressed like crack addled, colorblind sluts?

AngelofDeath
10.20.10
How did she manage to actually have less musical talent than her father?

Fuff24
10.20.10
jada pinkett smith must be worse at music than will smith to spawn this kind of demon

Gyromania
10.20.10
ugh....... ugh

AngelofDeath
10.20.10
They suck pretty hard though, so yeah.

TheBloodTypo
10.20.10
40 seconds in, and I couldn't stop laughing.

AngelofDeath
10.20.10
"She seems to have some fixation with the letter W. Must have been one of the day's letter on Sesame Street."

Hahahaha.

pizzamachine
10.20.10
Well that was a can of stupid.

couldwinarabbit
10.20.10
Very fugazi, Bad brains era punk-esque. A great social critisism. The whipping of hair is clearly an expression of one standing up to our captialist society. Bad ass the the extreme. Can't wait for a full album.

cinaedus
10.20.10
Kiss FM lol

Fuff24
10.21.10
I listened to some jada pinkett smith, and I conclude she IS bad enough at music to create this hellspawn of a daughter

AlexTM510
10.21.10
To be honest if this stays in the realm of kidz radio then i'll be ok. If this hits top 40 then yea it be a little ridiculous




awhiteguy
10.21.10
I feel like I just got slapped in the face with Wilt Chamberlain's used codom.

TheBloodTypo
10.21.10
I'd like to quote Alexisonfire on behalf of society:

"Maybe music isn't dead. Maybe we all just forgot what it fucking sounded like."

Oceanus
10.21.10
Speechless.

TMobotron
10.21.10
JEEEEEEESUS. I hated that.

literamaniac1991
10.21.10
I'd already heard this from my roommate quite a while back. I didn't think it would catch on. Then he mentioned that it was Will Smith's daughter. I became terrified.

P.S.: I'm actually down with some of Will Smith's music. Not all of it mind you, but still.

crowing51
10.21.10
Its fine, she is only 9 how much damage to the music world could she do?..............wait

TomServo
10.21.10
I wish will smith was my dad : ( Then I could get record deals and star in movies even though I have no discernible talent

AggravatedYeti
10.21.10
jesus I hope this doesn't chart too well in the US.
but it will...

Gyromania
10.21.10
This is disgusting

ANewTypeOfPunk
10.21.10
um she looks like will smith in such a creepy way, also the repeated line "I WHIP MA HAIR BACK AN FORTH" IS SO FUCKING ANNOYINGGGGGGG RAWRG RAGE AIOGNiuabguiBU@$YT&*#QTYIQEWRH@Q&!!!!

North0House
10.21.10
wtf did I just watch?

Sabottheory
10.21.10
It's an enjoyable pop song. I clicked on the video expecting something along the lines of Blog 27.

Thor
10.22.10
the tag line is so obnoxious ugh

ANewTypeOfPunk
10.22.10
#shootmyself

HaloDude442
10.22.10
I WHIP MA HAIR BACK N FORTHHHHHHHHHH.

I almost died.

Asterio
10.22.10
"Very fugazi, Bad brains era punk-esque. A great social critisism. The whipping of hair is clearly an expression of one standing up to our captialist society. Bad ass the the extreme. Can't wait for a full album."

I laughed so hard, nice one

Zion
10.23.10
I heard this on the radio last night, and almost drove into a building intentionally. I thought for a second the world had ended. Thankfully I switched to my CD player just in time which had Swallow The Sun in.

Butkuiss
10.23.10
God love him, teaching his children to headbang at such a young age. Don't worry, they'll be cracking vertebrae to Burzum soon enough.

DiceMan
10.23.10
aDude still drunk from last night and this is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

Dogget
10.23.10
So annoying.

BallsToTheWall
10.23.10
Blame Scientology.

MasBarHigeuoris21
10.23.10
Song is just another sign that the demise of Western Civilization is imminent. Song sucks pretty hard but doesn't mean he or his family are aliens.

theacademy
10.23.10
fuck everyone i like the smiths. also, she's not just taking after will... didn't jada play ozzfest a few years ago???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T0NEiaCSvE

also their son (Jaden) is similarly named after his mother, and yea, that's just weird...

theacademy
10.23.10
oops sorry dave didn't see your comment up there acknowledging wicked wisdom...

Josh D.
10.24.10
Funny read. This is quite annoying.

americanmusicmachine
10.24.10
I share a last name with this girl.

Puzzles
10.24.10
One day we'll just look back on this like we look back at Hair Metal.
And oh, how we will laugh!

Counterfeit
10.24.10
Hey now, Bad Boys II fuckin ruled man.

wbois
10.24.10
why did you do this to us, will?

dcha
10.24.10
Jesus had dreads so shake 'em.

BallsToTheWall
10.24.10
At least her name is also one of the most badass movies ever created.

TheBloodTypo
10.25.10
I think her name sort of defiles its badassity.

sshaannon
10.26.10
....What?

Xenophanes
10.26.10
Her parents are pretty shitty to do this to her. She's fucking 9 years old.

Puzzles
10.26.10
I MISS YOU MORE THAN MICHAEL BAY MISSED THE MARK...
WHEN HE MAAAADE PEARL HARBOUR!


Titan50
10.26.10
I'm waiting for The Fresh Princess Of Bel-Air, myself

Tyler
10.26.10
Fresh Princess of Bel-Heir

LetoAtreides
10.29.10
Fresh Princess of Bel-Hair?

robertsona
10.29.10
love the monae do

couldwinarabbit
10.30.10
so fucking deep

Lucid
10.30.10
this is good

pizzamachine
11.25.10
I... wha... is... why...

WatchItExplode
11.25.10
Whatevs people, girls got talent in her genes, just wait till she's a teenager

I fucking hated this btw

Marimbaboy4
12.29.10
couldwinarabbit deserves a 1000% objectivity rating for analyzing this song. Either that or we take his man card and kick him off the site. Your decision guys. :)

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