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Before watching the following clip of Rick K. and the Allnighters performing ZZ Top’s ‘Sharp Dressed Man,’ it’s important to bear in mind two things:

1. The singer (Rick K., I presume) is inarguably the least endearing and least charismatic frontman in wedding band history. If this group secured a gig on-board a cruise ship – and, make no mistake, that is their tragic fantasy – he would be thrown overboard within first sight of shark-infested waters.

2. While sparkly jackets and headsets might suggest both a sense of humour and an intention to move around, nothing could be further from the truth. Rick and the Allnighters transform one of the all-time classic boogie rock songs into a dirge so dull even the Melvins wouldn’t touch it. Even when they try to be fun, they’re not. In other words, if these guys are all-nighters, then you might want to consider going to bed before 11.

So why watch it then?

Struggle through the introduction and the first few bars of music, and you’ll see why. This may just be the smoking gun argument for gay marriage that nobody can ever deny. Gay marriage = more marriage, and more marriage = more of this guy.





Eclectic
05.31.10
Last line is win

Waior
05.31.10
hahaha that was insane



Emim
05.31.10
KILL IT WITH FIRE

YouAreMySilence
05.31.10
the drummer's hilarious!

bloc
05.31.10
Holy shit, their drummer is an animal!

EBTCardMania
05.31.10
hahah drummer is awesome

Slum
05.31.10
My response: http://i47.tinypic.com/2ahseiw.jpg

Waior
05.31.10
had to rewatch that so many times

i want that drummer

VicariousIntent
05.31.10
Bahahahaha! That was completely absurd, and I loved it.

Enotron
05.31.10
That drummer made me laugh so fucking hard omg that is ridiculous, and the guy opening is so talkative and obnoxious and the bassist is some old man smiling and omg I love this staff blog so much.

bloc
05.31.10
When I saw 1:26 I was thinking it couldn't get any better.

But then I saw 1:28.

jesusjuice1179
05.31.10
this made my day

Mordecai.
05.31.10
@ Slum: Your response is retarded

Obfuscation24
05.31.10
The most hardcore drummer on earth

jesusjuice1179
05.31.10
no way gtfo

plane
05.31.10
I thought gay marriage just meant more Liza Minnelli?

qwe3
05.31.10
drummer made me laugh so hard

Enotron
05.31.10
You can tell how moved he is by ZZ Top

TheSpirit
05.31.10
That's a pretty nice guitar player







OH WAIT DRUMMER

Transient
05.31.10
best staff blog ever

Kiran
05.31.10
didnt know what i was looking for at first and then he does that crazy arm swinging thing just after a minute and i laughed so hard

Foxhound
05.31.10
Drummer had so much style.

Ire
05.31.10
OLI SYKES

pneumoniahawk93
05.31.10
That drummer is incredible.

Damrod
05.31.10
The drummer makes Animal from the Muppet Show look like some bad amateur drummer of a bad High School tenager band.

This guy is puts the EPIC in EPIC WIN. ;-)

scotish
05.31.10
drummer is legendary; reminds me of a kid that goes to my school that can wrap both of his hand both of his arms right around the back and then join them together again under his throat, and is more than a bit crazy.

scotish
05.31.10
back of his head*

Romulus
05.31.10
This is ridiculously awesome

DoubtGin
05.31.10
this wasnt so bad.

Motiv3
05.31.10
LOL drummer made my day, i laughed so hard.

AggravatedYeti
05.31.10
hahaha, righteous.

Gaythiest
05.31.10
Actually look up their video for 'Wipeout', the drummer really does know his shit forreal.

Ire
05.31.10
Nice

Klekticist
05.31.10
jesus. makes me want to go learn stick tricks.

Hyperion1001
05.31.10
2:58

IMA CHARGIN' MAH FIREBALL!!!!

This video is probably the first reason i've ever had to partake in a traditional wedding.

Thanntos
06.01.10
Impressive? Sure. All he can do? Negative. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxebUpRgdKc&feature=related

Want

WeepingBanana
06.01.10
i rarely laugh out loud at things on the on the internet but that was absolutely amazing

TheyTookOurJobs
06.02.10
That drummer is amazing.

sniper
06.02.10
God that was really great.

Transient
06.03.10
greg puciato just tweeted this

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10.23.10
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