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I like dogs.  I work at an animal hospital, so I’m around them every day.  If dogs were music genres this is what they would be.  As with previous and all future Chan’s Plans, images are credited to my partner in crime charlesfishowitz, who worked a lot harder on the pictures than I did on the descriptions, and for that I will always be grateful.

Bassett Hound/Shoegaze: Proven to be the most pathetic creatures in existence, Bassett Hounds perpetually look sad and can make you give them whatever they want just by turning those droopy eyes your way.  While walking, they always look down at their feet with their nose on the ground, continually sniffing out the most strategic place to piss.  Also, they’ve got those big ears to pick up as much reverb and feedback as possible.

bassett hounds are masters of sparkling reverb

Bullmastiff/Doom: Stockier than the horse-like English Mastiff, Bullmastiffs are crushingly powerful, blundering but not stupidly so, and capable of aggression when their master commands.  Yesterday, I was dragged down a hill and through some pine trees by a 110-pound specimen named Blue.  All I could do was salute him with a \m/.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Boston Terrier/Metalcore:  They are intensely cute as puppies, but as they age, numerous health problems arise.  As a brachycephalic breed, breathing problems are common and can lead to a general raspy sound emanating from their throats.  Over time they become a general annoyance for veterinarians and Botch fans.

always held back by a leash; run on, BT, run on

Brittany Spaniel/Post Rock:  The most beautiful canine breed, Brittany Spaniels are majestic and companionable.  However, owners can run into problems if they do not properly train their Spaniel, such as aggression toward other dogs, a general nervous attitude toward people, and predictable song structures.

in the name of our heavenly spaniel, here is an F# chord

Bichon Frise/Emo & Skramz:  Loud, yappy, and ugly, Bichons want you to know what they’re feeling at all times.  Unfortunately, the only thing Bichons feel is a need to inundate your ears with their high-pitched scream of a bark, constantly clawing at your legs and occasionally pissing in the house because you just don’t understand what it’s like to be a teenage Bichon, man.

yap yap yap my band is on blissinconcrete.blogspot

And an AIM excerpt to keep you guys warm tonight:

Soliquidis (10:40:29 PM): touch my cat dick





mynameischan
04.02.10
rules

SeaAnemone
04.02.10
what happened to ripping skramz a new one I was looking forward to that you broke your promise

HugCrewLoveRoll
04.02.10
awww, I love staff blogs!

Electric City
04.02.10
post rock one is the best

Phil
04.02.10
I have a Brittany Spaniel and your description is nothing like her. But I have heard that about Brittany Spaniels. Just my doggy is an odd yet cute one.

joshuatree
04.02.10
the best plan yet if i were to break plan guidelines and rank shit

AmarinKo
04.02.10
love the tattoos on the boston terrier

klap
04.02.10
i have a wire-haired fox terrier whats that

mynameischan
04.02.10
Phil, i know a brittany named bonnie that hates other dogs, and one named boomer who's scared of strangers. they are my favorite breed though

Phil
04.02.10
Oh, mines territorial, thus she barks when there are other dogs. She looks silly because she just barks, doesn't look at the other dogs. Apparently they are really good duck hunting dogs. 'Cept mine would catch it but not allow anyone else to get it until they caught her.

Athom
04.02.10
Cuntsist strikes again

Douglas
04.02.10
this shit is real

kitsch
04.02.10
"what happened to ripping skramz a new one I was looking forward to that you broke your promise"

are you kidding me

SeaAnemone
04.02.10
calm down kitsch. don't jump outta your pants here

sniper
04.02.10
Haha, these were awesome. Idk what breed my dog is, but he would be math rock for sure.

kitsch
04.02.10
it will be funny when you grow out of screamo

mynameischan
04.02.10
i ripped skramz a pretty good one i think

i mean have you ever seen a bichon frise irl

SeaAnemone
04.02.10
people should take me seriously less. just in general. and here.

kitsch
04.02.10
that would be easier if your personality wasnt as flat as an instruction manual

SeaAnemone
04.02.10
lol personality on Sputnik

mynameischan
04.02.10
no fighting in postrockdog's thread guys

SeaAnemone
04.02.10
back on topic- postdog.jpg is way too accurate. gotta be a photo

kitsch
04.02.10
dude you know all my posts are twlinkly and melodic until the biting sarcastic comment CLIMAXES IT

sea if you are boring on the INTERNET for christs sake youre probably boring irl

kitsch
04.02.10
my favorite is the boston terrier

metalcore singers are neurotic with napoleon complexes

elephantREVOLUTION
04.02.10
those drawings are awesome

Oceanus
04.02.10
Bahah. Rich stuff, Chan. I know a Bichon and they are annoying as hell, and I'm also jumping on the postrockdog bandwagon.

Avirov
04.02.10
funny stuff

tombits
04.02.10
nicely done chan and charles... nicely, nicely done.

Edwin
04.02.10
That was awesome.

Jim
04.02.10
fantastic. would love a second part.

TheyTookOurJobs
04.02.10
awesome.

fuck i must have missed the 2nd chans plans. i really liked the 1st one, so ima gonna track that shit down.

Skimaskcheck
04.02.10
Hahah great

Thor
04.02.10
best blog so far

Inveigh
04.02.10
this was pretty great

AggravatedYeti
04.02.10
brilliance

scissorlocked
04.02.10
hehehe!!!!Post rock dog is the best

jesusjuice1179
04.02.10
i found this to be really stupid

MrCalum
04.02.10
hahah this is awesome

thebhoy
04.02.10
looooooooooooooooooool

"And you can ask your sister if / she wouldn't bring the basset hound"

Relinquished
04.02.10
haha descriptions and pictures are great

BigTuna
04.02.10
Basset hound immediately makes me think The Weakerthans

Motiv3
04.02.10
this is genuis.

Motiv3
04.02.10
genius*

Tits McGee
04.02.10
lol this rules

porch
04.02.10
I love dogs and this has a dog playing guitar so I love this

Jebull
04.02.10
LOL awesome.

toolpeth182
04.02.10
...rofl i love it

porch
04.02.10
the guy that said "ffffirst" should be castrated. god i hate that shit

Enotron
04.02.10
He He hehehe......dogs.

Jesuslaves
04.02.10
what the hell is this

erasedcitizen
04.02.10
fffffiffty secondth

Enotron
04.02.10
DOGS! HA!

Greggers
04.02.10
This is awesome

AliW1993
04.02.10
brilliant

EVedder27
04.02.10
jesus tits this rules

Yazz_Flute
04.02.10
hahahahaha do more

scotish
04.02.10
lmao
yes!

ScorpionStan
04.02.10
drawings are good. but what's the point of this really, just entertainment? cuz you could've done a lot better.

LeotardMessiah2
04.02.10
This is good because of the pictures

Bulldog
04.02.10
chan wins

Iluvatar
04.02.10
has anyone made the obvious bulldogs = hip hop LOL joke idk didnt read the comments.

jesusjuice1179
04.02.10
how are basset hounds pathetic? they're one of my favorite kind of dog

LeotardMessiah2
04.02.10
They're not pathetic, they're awesome

Phantom
04.02.10
touch my cat dick

mynameischan
04.02.10
not pathetic like bad, pathetic as in they look so sad

mynameischan
04.02.10
and the guy that said ffffffirst is the guy that did the pictures so buzz off

jimmyisjonny
04.02.10
Introverted would have been a better word

plane
04.02.10
oh man bulldog hip-hop should definitely have been one. really disappointed.

mynameischan
04.02.10
introverted isn't the right word at all

they're really outgoing, but it's in their eyes

LeotardMessiah2
04.02.10
Forlorn is the correct word

porch
04.02.10
i'm just mad you didn't draw any dobermans

mynameischan
04.02.10
if i did hip-hop, it would have been a Doberman

Ire
04.02.10
So awesome. what about poms?

jimmyisjonny
04.02.10
death metal would be a rottweiler, i'm fucking amazed nobody has pointed that out

Tulannical
04.02.10
\m/

Ire
04.02.10
Okay, really though... Pommeranians are powerpop.

BallsToTheWall
04.03.10
Needs moar beagles.

jesusjuice1179
04.03.10
tell you what chan, you let users post shit like this, and i'll stop bugging you about it

mynameischan
04.03.10
post all you want about how much you dislike it, i don't care. wear yourself out, have a good time.

Jim
04.03.10
what's that jesus guy's problem

Electric City
04.03.10
butthurt

mynameischan
04.03.10
he got tits he's sad about the tits growin out his chest

Jim
04.03.10
poor guy

johnnyblaze
04.03.10
Dude! I'm actually in the market for a Brittany Spaniel. and i love post rock! this dog's gonna rule.

Phil
04.03.10
You can have mine! She is silly and sleeps most of the day. She is also rather old but still.

CrazyFool84
04.03.10
Hahaha, that was pretty slick, this blog feature's pretty cool

dylantheairplane
04.03.10
Boston terriers are awesome pets. I have two and they are very metalcore

LetoAtreides
04.06.10
Labradors are pop-punk. Energetic, cute, and sometimes annoying.

mynameischan
04.06.10
i like cats better as well silentpotato

qwe3
04.06.10
yeah cats rule barley ftw

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