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Ninja Sex Party

Danny Sexbang is the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party. He is 6’2”, Jewish, and a lovemaker of the highest quality (accordingtohim).

Danny wears spandex to every social affair, and believes that world peace can be achieved if we are all just, like, niceorwhatever. He spends mostofhis time hanging out with his best friend Ninja Brian and his Pomeranian of Death, PrincessTinkles.Danny also has an unnamed medical conditionthatcauses him to pass out from the sheer awesomeness of being in hisownpresence.

There are those who say that Ninja Brian has always existed, tha ...read more

Danny Sexbang is the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party. He is 6’2”, Jewish, and a lovemaker of the highest quality (accordingtohim).

Danny wears spandex to every social affair, and believes that world peace can be achieved if we are all just, like, niceorwhatever. He spends mostofhis time hanging out with his best friend Ninja Brian and his Pomeranian of Death, PrincessTinkles.Danny also has an unnamed medical conditionthatcauses him to pass out from the sheer awesomeness of being in hisownpresence.

There are those who say that Ninja Brian has always existed, that he has had a profound but indirect influence on worldhistory,and that fear of hisswiftand merciless retribution is the only thing that has prevented full-scale global war.

Then again, there are others who say that he’s some dude from New Jersey who put on a ninja mask one day when hewasangry at his pethamsterSqueakums* and refused to take it off afterwards.

Sometimes, there are no correct answers. « hide

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