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Ninja Sex Party

Danny Sexbang is the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party. He is 6’2”, Jewish, and a lovemaker of the highest quality (according tohim).

Danny wears spandex to every social affair, and believes that world peace can be achieved if we are all just, like, nice orwhatever. He spends most ofhis time hanging out with his best friend Ninja Brian and his Pomeranian of Death, Princess Tinkles.Danny also has an unnamed medical condition thatcauses him to pass out from the sheer awesomeness of being in his ownpresence.

There are those who say that Ninja Brian has always ex ...read more

Danny Sexbang is the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party. He is 6’2”, Jewish, and a lovemaker of the highest quality (according tohim).

Danny wears spandex to every social affair, and believes that world peace can be achieved if we are all just, like, nice orwhatever. He spends most ofhis time hanging out with his best friend Ninja Brian and his Pomeranian of Death, Princess Tinkles.Danny also has an unnamed medical condition thatcauses him to pass out from the sheer awesomeness of being in his ownpresence.

There are those who say that Ninja Brian has always existed, that he has had a profound but indirect influence on world history,and that fear of hisswift and merciless retribution is the only thing that has prevented full-scale global war.

Then again, there are others who say that he’s some dude from New Jersey who put on a ninja mask one day when he wasangry at his pet hamsterSqueakums* and refused to take it off afterwards.

Sometimes, there are no correct answers. « hide

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