I might not know art but I know what I like, and what I like is talking about c
ocks and vaginas and hearing people refer to women as ‘c
unts’. Anal C
unt have always offered something in this regard, because their Shakespearian odes to the smiling vagina-machines 1. Fuck Yeah
2. Crankin' My Bands Demo On A Box At The Beach
3. Loudest Stereo
4. Kickin' Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch
5. Hot Girls On The Road
6. Whiskey, Coke And Sluts
7. All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex
8. I'm Gonna Give You AIDS
9. Yay! It's Pink!
10. I Wish My Dealer Was Openthat bear the children we don’t want have always been, shall we say, challenging. But sadly, and crucially, their music has always been frantically s
hit. The irony of writing lyrics designed to offend even the most debased, degenerate slime of humanity, then burying them in incomprehensible, effeminate screeches was obviously lost upon the band, as it formed the main body of their work for over a decade. Only the profoundlyjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjj dddddddddddddddddddddddddd eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffort into their songs this time around, producing a half-decent punk/metal album that’s as much G.G.Allin as it is Anal C
unt.
I’ll let you let me fuck you in your fucking ass
I’ll give you AIDS while I shove it in your ass.
Seth Putnam still sounds like a whiney bitch, but this time around his screams have a little moracist and you’ve got big tits! F
uck yeah! F
uck yeah!’ On the other hand, there is the near Disney swoon of ‘Hot Girls is hinted at in the opening line: ‘I saw this stupid c
unt in the front of the stage. I got hard because she was underage.’ But all of this blurs together as the album rattles along, and yeah it’s all a little rambunctious, a little too half-assed to be taken seriously, but I’ll be damned if these aren’t some good tunes. And where else are you going to get this kind of in-your-faceness? Fu
cking Stars of the Lid? Fu
cking Agalloch? Yeah, I thought so. Fu
ckin’ A.
