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| 1.0 awful | Herbie Chrost | May 29th 17 |
OK, let's stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and
said, "Hey man. I don't know if you know what this is, but it ain't that." I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good.
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| 5.0 classic | runaways | June 9th 17 |
Y'all hate Lil Yachty but y'all hated Jesus too.
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| 0.0 | DeusAutomata9012 | July 19th 17 |
This is one of the reasons that proves the decline of western culture
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| 1.0 awful | ian b. | May 13th 17 |
lil boat had some highlights but uhhhhhhhhh this does not look promising lol (edit: it
aint that bad i actually dig it more than lil boat so far, 3.5) (edit #2 nevermind now
every time i hear more than two songs off this i just wanna blow my brains out instead
there is literally no personality to be displayed on this record and is shallow as a
fucking kiddy pool fuck this record)
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| 0.0 | Nolan D. | May 13th 17 |
Lil yachty needs to hit that fucking iceberg already
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| 1.5 very poor | Jade | June 3rd 17 |
this is what happens when you inject an alt-pop rap weird into a huge studio budget with no artistic direction. what does yachty want? to make money, so he says in all his interviews. and to be happy, i guess. good luck figuring that out, captain nautica. anyway, the most predictable thing happens, which is that yachty makes a very passable record that is by turns playful, overly serious, and downright euphoric. i'm sure the kid's having a blast and he doesn't care how the music he makes sounds. he has no vision; instead he follows around whatever the producers happen to be doing and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. an incredibly trivial record that was destined to come out of the soundcloud rapscape sooner or later.
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| 2.5 average | Alabaster Jones | May 26th 17 |
I'm not really sure about this one. Last year Lil Yachty won a lot of people over, myself included, with Lil Boat, and though that tape owed more to Soulja Boy's "Zan With That Lean" than people realize, it was still one of the freshest projects in a year full of them. The Yachty we hear on Teenage Emotions, though, honestly sounds like he lost a part of himself that he had at this point a year ago. He doesn't necessarily sound lazy, just perplexingly restrained, which unfortunately makes him blend in with his contemporaries rather than stand out. The album isn't without its highlights: "Bring It Back" is the type of stuff that initially gravitated me towards Yachty; the type of stuff where on a first listen you're not sure if it's the worst or best thing you've heard all year. There are plenty of songs here as well that are certainly passable as fun party-rap bangers, but when putting those back-to-back-to-back during a seventy minute album, things can get somewhat stale. Perhaps this one is a grower, but it's just as likely that Lil Yachty needs to rediscover and record exactly what made him one of the most interesting and wholly enjoyable hip-hop artists of the year for so many in 2016.
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| 3.0 good | TheManMachine | September 6th 17 |
I think it's safe to say no one buys this guy when he forces a freestyle or feigns a tough-guy tude; even his ever-loving momma. But if you get through the gaggle of gag-worthy lines-o-lechery and Migos showing him up without breaking a sweat and undeniably drawn-out duration, Yachty and his bevy of beat-men can wield quite the peculiar pop power: surprisingly pliable production, cheesy crooning, youthful yelping, an affable positivity commixing with love+longing and pitiful priorities. Contrast Of Teenage Emotions: "Sent me pictures of her coochie / She said they nicknamed her Juicy / Cuz she keeps a wet pussy", "Since a young one you've always been clever / Let's grow old, rock in chairs and play checkers". But for what it's worth, my fave just goes "Harley harley harley harley harley".
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| 1.5 very poor | EricSchuiteboer | July 31st 17 |
Way too long, lyrics are goofy but far from entertaining, the production is better but poorly executed. Very hard to listen to. Dont even bother
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| 3.0 good | C. Deez | July 19th 17 |
After Peek-a-boo this thing nosedives so deep until X-Men, but everything from there onward is pretty decent.
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| 1.0 awful | dihstyle69 | June 1st 17 |
lil boat had its moments when yachty embraced his weird, goofy persona and wore it to the maximum. that's rarely present on his new debut, though and he just hasn't the skills necessary to pull other styles well enough for thingd not to crumble. this album is a disaster and i'm not sure if he will be able to get his ass on track, tbh. 1-
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| 1.0 awful | Corney | May 31st 17 |
I want to give this a 1.5. However, it is chalk full of shitty songs that overmask the somewhat tolerable ones. This is shit and the auto tune on songs like momma and no more are embarrassing. Tracks like those test my patience to even sit through.
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| 0.0 | BelchingSlime | May 30th 17 |
When did it become acceptable for every rapper to have the exact same flow? We need an equivalent
of poptimism for rap because this is just getting depressing.
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| 0.0 | ParanoidAndroid96 | May 30th 17 |
"This is the strongest evidence of mainstream hip hop and american cultural decline" rlol american culture "declining" like it isn't already bottom of the barrel trash
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| 0.0 | LeOmegaInquisitor | May 30th 17 |
This is the strongest evidence of mainstream hip hop and american cultural decline
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| 2.5 average | FlipTrackz | May 30th 17 |
Meh it's alright. Some awful filler but I think the more straight forward pop songs fit Yachty well. They're so earnest and hilarious (Ex. Better and Bring It Back)
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| 3.5 great | TheSleepys | May 26th 17 |
Ya'll were trippin this album is great. FYI I didn't like Peek a Boo either.
EDIT: I like how everyone started hating this album after Anthony Fantano said he didn't like it lol
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| 1.5 very poor | Tequila Mockingbird : Drunk Author | May 26th 17 |
The singles were shaky, but I gotta say there are a lot of quality tracks on this album.
Edit: Album fucking sucks I don't know what I was smoking when I thought this was decent.
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| 1.5 very poor | glorybox94 | May 7th 17 |
I sure hope the rest of the record is better than the singles... r
edit: some cheesy tracks and week hooks here and there, but overall, not too bad.
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| 2.0 poor | ARDCWE | December 9th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Skiiddz | October 8th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | ian b | June 21st 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | hiryu14 | October 23rd 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Ryus | August 6th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Prole | July 3rd 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | C1ntReW | February 20th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | Ewgads | December 17th 17 |
| 3.5 great | meeboe | December 17th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | EJinHD | December 7th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | El Olam | November 14th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | tellah | October 5th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Kurisu | September 15th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Nastril | September 5th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Poxy | July 24th 17 |
| 2.5 average | YeeHaw | July 11th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Spec | May 27th 17 |
| 3.0 good | SB129 | May 26th 17 |
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