I haven't heard the entire album, but "Stars Are Blind" wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.This Message Edited On 08.23.06

Please tell me you didn't actually buy this album.

Good review of a predicatably bad album :p

yeah, i hate stars are blind. good review though.

Christ this guy is hilarious.

Edit: I like it.This Message Edited On 08.23.06

Paris Hilton says her self-titled debut album is so good, 'I, like, cry, when I listen to it'

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=entertainment&id=4484437

I think your right in assuming my personality fits!

Or if it was that painfully obvious. But yeah. I really think this album is good, better than alot of the other manufactured records. Still, its nothing groundbreaking and it really isn't necessary. Good for a listen or two, and I don't mind hearing it anytime. My two cents...

This already bores me. They don't make trolls like they used to. I'm out for now. Let me know if he does something interesting like explode or post a video of himself swallowing his own face.

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

This already bores me. They don't make trolls like they used to. I'm out for now. Let me know if he does something interesting like explode or post a video of himself swallowing his own face.

Album Rating: 2.0

[QUOTE=ICD]Please tell me you didn't buy this album[/QUOTE]Hell no!

[quote=randyforpennywise]Hell no![/quote]
The album cover holds your attention better than the album. This is bland.

i don't think her vocals are as overdone as natasha bedingfield's. I don't think its possible to outdo her.

But you have to admit, this album CANT be good. its just...not allowed.

i mean, cmon, Paris Hilton SING? hell, the woman doesnt do shit for money and she swims in it. shes a total screw off.

anyway, i thought it was a great review. you remained calm and unbiased, stabbing at her sparsely (although i could tell you wanted to rip her apart) and you made your point clear.

Album Rating: 2.0

Yeah, and that's fucking ridiculous.

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Yup, there's no way this album could be a 4.5/5, it's just not possible.

A 4.5/5? Good Lord Allmusic, stop feeding her ego.

paris hilton......... why does that name make me cringe and suddenly cover my ears?

paris hilton......... why does that name make me cringe and suddenly cover my ears?

[quote=metallicaman8]A lady friend of mine downloaded the whole thing. I had her burn me a copy and listened to it all the way through just to give it a negative rating . That's how I role.[/quote]

If you decide beforehand that the album sucks, because of dislike of the genre, and only listen to it once, then you might as well rate it without listening to it.

I havent heard the album yet, but Ill give it a listen. Ive only heard the single, and it definately isnt 4.5/5 material.

she probably spent more time posing for the album cover then she spent writing songs.