Morning Doof :D

"Even her name is a giant clue - Poppy - Pop E - pop music, pop idol - she's pure pop culture parody, she's pop'y'
That made me drop this to a 1.5
My sincerest condolences to Doof's ears. I must be a sadist for rec'ing this

Could be pop an E. Might make this sound decent.

"Could be pop an E."
Okay it's back up to a 2.

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Zak, this is the sort of thing they warned us about on Tomorrow’s World twenty years ago.

‘One day soon you’ll be able to purchase a lifesize robot replica of your favourite pop star who’ll be able to compact coke cans in her tummy and administer three different styles of blowjob at the push of a synthetic nipple. Now over to Patrick who has a revolutionary new type of music format to discuss...the minidisc’

Utopian

Album Rating: 2.5

i hope she goes on her tour and then we never hear from her ever again

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

same

Album Rating: 5.0

The average for this is probably the biggest L this site has ever taken

Album Rating: 2.5

Yup bunch of downraters



Look at the average on rym lol

Album Rating: 4.0

Doof didn't like this??????????

Album Rating: 1.0

"The average for this is probably the biggest L this site has ever taken"



lol

Haven't heard her music, but I found hilarious that I saw this review in the ''thrash metal'' section.

Album Rating: 3.0

This has all of the makings of everything I hate but for some reason...I don’t.

Album Rating: 3.5

separating the music from the artist/gimmick behind it, this has some really strong pop songs and also a few annoying quirks, but overall its a successful debut.

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

paper thin character defines this chick

Album Rating: 3.0

I only listen to metal but I actually like this...? Someone explain lol

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

u like boring instrumentation & mild, uninteresting vocals

Album Rating: 3.0

lol I was just joshin

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

this is serious business :[