gay

what about the part where the midget comes into the series cuz that's where i lost it

this is so funny lol

He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta!

spoken poetry at its finest

As much as I love this, it really isn't the kind of thing that requires a rating.

Sure is entertaining.

It was a midget. A midget was in the cabinet.


This is by far one of the best examples of human art. This is a miracle in aural form.

Album Rating: 0.5

What I'm about to tell you is so damn twisted

not only is a man in the cabinet, but the man is a miiiidget miiiidget miiiidget

wasn't his name "Big Man," too? This blew my mind when my friend showed it to me the first time. Like, almost actually laughing hysterically to the point of passing out due to lack of oxygen. This is so wacked out I don't think I'll ever be able to tell if R Kelly meant for this to be a serious project or not.

It's funny as fuck but it drags on a bit

the fact that it's like the same vocal melody repeated for two hours makes it all the more hilarious.

Album Rating: 0.5

Chapter 11 is the GOAT

a girl put on the ignition remix along with some pretty ricky last night and i absolutely lost my shit

Trapped in the Closet is undoubtedly an unintentional legend at this point. It's the perfect combination of stupidity, humor, awesomeness, and unassuming melancholy. I can't tell for sure whether this is a 1 or a 5, but I do know this hip hopera's so bad that it becomes something so riveting.

If Chapters 8-9 were cheat codes in a video game, they would be the equivalent of God Mode.

There being a midget in the cabinet is worth a 5/5, honestly.

Album Rating: 4.0

glad you gave it the rating it deserves

Def cant be a 1

glad you gave it the rating it deserves


doesn't stay in the cabinet long enough/not enough midgets in said cabinet. -.5


also don't you sass me, boy.

"The first time that I saw this, I thought it was a joke. Seriously. The pomposity of this asshole to actually declare that he created a genre with this steaming pile of shit (and yes, he did say that; he called it "hip-hopera"). The lyrics fit the music horribly, just horribly. It's not enough to just write a story and set it to "music" without any thought as to how the two should fit together. Also, the lyrics themselves are just dreadful. He's taken a loosely put together story and extended it to 12 chapters when he's only got enough actual substance for two, maybe three. Sometimes, my sisters and I will sit down and watch the whole thing just so we can piss ourselves laughing for a while. The novelty of it all is almost enough for me to put this up to a 1.5 but then again, fuck that. 1/5"

Fuck off gyro